#curse of the sired

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As it turns out you can just remove-curse Curse of the Sired but I felt like we needed a little ~flavor~

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#I know mechanically a lot of spells are just Magic™ but for stuff like remove curse / guidance / friends #I always like to pretend any verbal components are just....talking. LMAO #Anyway I hadn't drawn Astarion in SO LONG and had to remember how I did it whoops #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #act III spoilers #croissant adventures #tav #astarion #curse of the sired #comics #Also it is wild how MUCH they give you about Astarion's past all at once in Cazador's palace #since I wasn't romancing him he was just sort of a prickly guy for the entirety of the game #and the bam #The Trauma™

[lordkingsmith]

@whatwedointhecraft

Ellery's backstory is getting progressively sadder and more tragic. the upside(?) is so is Ryker's

#Ellery's aunt is collecting cursed children her husband illegitimately sired as her own personal little army #Ryker's gotten thrown under the metaphorical bus by his big sister so much #getting out of one situation is literally how he gained his godhood and adventure association #she put him on a boat instead of babysitting

[systemtermz]

WAIT I ANSWERED AN ASK.

-Admin

#did sire forget or am I no longer cursed

[tvntheatre]

Who is Joannnnn???

I dunno who you're waffling about, kind sir.

I'm just a simple anonym on Tumblr OuO

Must've been the fucking wind.

#🕯The Reticent Devil #Sire‚ no other bugger out ‘ere uses wafflin’ but you‚ lad. -🏵 #Now if you'll excuse me #I'm taking a nap. #Curse you.

[cagliostrohq]

Your adventure begins here, O. it’s dangerous to go alone! before starting your journey, make sure to FOLLOW OUR STARTER BLOG, and go over THIS CHECKLIST! you have 48 HOURS to post in-character and send in your blog to the main.

(danielle rose russell, she/her, cursed blood sire) To DOMINIQUE DE SADE, the whole world looks like an open page. With a leap of faith, their ability of CRYOKINESIS grows a little stronger.  They are a ARCTIC FOX shade aligned to NO ONE. For 468 years, they have survived a world of magic with both their CONFIDENCE and APATHY. They work as a ROYAL KNIGHT, but if they could change their fate, they’d want to RUN AWAY AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. (o., 28, she/her, gmt+1)

#cag: accepted #cursed blood sire #fantasy rp #appless rp #danielle rose russell

[mythawolf]

I did it again. I bought fast pass episodes on Señorita Cometa.

#Curse webtoon’s free coins if you buy new episodes idea #This is definitely not my fault at all #No siree #im definitely not a numpty #Cometaposting #senoritacometa #senorita cometa #arechan

[captain-amadeus]

peak sorcerer x steward content

#Pin of Klutzenheimer but bigger #if pin was actual two headed snake #me does believe two headed snakes can exist in stf universe #venom can be extracted from snake to make people clumsy #slickwell probably just attracts those snakes due to having the pin on #they like biting people making them clumsy and making clumsy people even more clumsier #smh at shitfell he did not tell his boyfriend about any of this #because he didn't know this would happen lol #I closely relate them to snakes and wings #greylock's wings aren't a curse persay because he does the wingaroodledoo spell on himself #but idk maybe eustis looks at him funny with the wings #it is not duck season sire #eustis shooting greylock from the sky funniest shit I've ever seen #both of them are related to animals eustis does not specifically hunt often but it would be fun to do so #ough hunting them for sport saying it's training because his lackies need to be prepared #when it's horrifying to have scary tin man chase you #at least they can hear the armor #eustis a coward cmon what kind of outing-wait is it even for animal hunting?? #maybe me should rethink what those outings really are because who goes deer hunting in full plating #or at least wonder if there's any other things that happen on those outings hmmm #anygays #slicklock #lickswell #greylock woa #cap sketch

[moonkssd]

The nature of her being does not allow her to be touched by the same thing that has touched her friends, but it also means she's got to deal with the aftermath and consequences when everyone else falls and she's still standing.

#being blessed by jer ancesyor is both a blessing and a curse tbh #and if we go with the lorw knight and i did #qhere the line was sired by a cresselia and a darkrai child that got together with a human #it really be like that #time to be blursed i guess

[wolf-2099]

anyways i have Turbo Autism so in a vtm au, Geto would be a Ventrue and he would be an osiris predator type and theres no way he would be Camarilla but i dont think he would be Anarch or Sabbat either I think he would just be independent 

#dragon's ramblings #📿 curse master who puppet my dick #i do love a good non-camarilla ventrue i think its spicy #anyways geto's sire would be kenjaku and i think geto would get into the mindset of fuck humanity kindred are obviously the better side here

[wistful-scribe]

Sometimes I still think about how tumblr discouraged me from making an amazing Akande/Zenyatta vampire fic just because they didn't think a black person being a vampire was okay even though it fit him because he's charming and cunning.

Never mind the fact that it was a story of how a monk's love reminded a broken man who had everything taken from him that he can still be in control of this future and he could take his life back despite the shit his abusive sire had done to him.

But nah it's racist because black people can't be vampires.

T--T

#Akande had forsaken his humanity in grief and defeat but Zenyatta showed him he could be human again #That his sire had tried to force him into being a 'monster' because he had slaughtered his village despite promising him he would leave them #With no home and no family Akande felt like he had been forsaken and cursed and despite his noble nature #Felt like he had no choice but then he met Zenyatta who brought him hope once more and reminded himself of his good heart #But nah it's racist #I hope the jackasses who assumed and wanted to be 'woke' realize that they were being overcritical of the wrong shit #Fuck you #Sometimes you just want a monster au of your pairing #It ain't that deep

[bluenotionn]

I hesitate posting ship art of anything because I fear being burned at the stake...

#splatoon #splatoon ships #save me im cursed with oc x canon #this is def not about cuttletavio and agent 24 no sire #im kidding im probably gonna post it anyways cuz they eat away at my brain

[crowofjudgmemt]

Um excuse me did Tumblr just try to sell me MAGIC

#Sire they arent falling for advertisements #Bring out THE CURSED RELIC

[caelcstis]

demons / pt. 1

cursed child you were doomed from the start ⸢ 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐒 / visage. ⸥ wronged by those you loved you trust no one anymore ⸢ 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐒 / about. ⸥ darkness doesn’t just live around you it lives inside you ⸢ 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐒 / aes. ⸥ you were so young &&. pure until they turned their backs on you ⸢ 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐒 / angelic. ⸥ you kneel to no one anymore you are your own destiny ⸢ 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐒 / first. ⸥ even the most wicked still summon you ⸢ 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐒 / threads. ⸥

the stars live in your eyes &&. bleed when you cry ⸢ 𝐀𝐌𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐒 / visage. ⸥ solitude suits you best because no one survives from your cruelty ⸢ 𝐀𝐌𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐒 / about. ⸥ the earth crumbles beneath your feet with each step ⸢ 𝐀𝐌𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐒 / aes. ⸥ you were once praised for being magnificent &&. holy ⸢ 𝐀𝐌𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐒 / angelic. ⸥ you’re now worshipped for your malice &&. sins ⸢ 𝐀𝐌𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐒 / first. ⸥ your worshippers have called for you sire ⸢ 𝐀𝐌𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐒 / threads. ⸥

#cursed child you were doomed from the start ⸢ 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐒 / visage. ⸥ #wronged by those you loved you trust no one anymore ⸢ 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐒 / about. ⸥ #darkness doesn’t just live around you it lives inside you ⸢ 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐒 / aes. ⸥ #you were so young &&. pure until they turned their backs on you ⸢ 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐒 / angelic. ⸥ #you kneel to no one anymore you are your own destiny ⸢ 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐒 / first. ⸥ #even the most wicked still summon you ⸢ 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐒 / threads. ⸥ #the stars live in your eyes &&. bleed when you cry ⸢ 𝐀𝐌𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐒 / visage. ⸥ #solitude suits you best because no one survives from your cruelty ⸢ 𝐀𝐌𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐒 / about. ⸥ #the earth crumbles beneath your feet with each step ⸢ 𝐀𝐌𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐒 / aes. ⸥ #you were once praised for being magnificent &&. holy ⸢ 𝐀𝐌𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐒 / angelic. ⸥ #you’re now worshipped for your malice &&. sins ⸢ 𝐀𝐌𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐒 / first. ⸥ #your worshippers have called for you sire ⸢ 𝐀𝐌𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐒 / threads. ⸥

[vargamornight]

why does nobody ever talk about angel and spike fighting over the shanshu prophecy?

when spike points out that angel views his soul as a curse, as punishment, as being forced to live with the guilt of everything he's done, whereas spike fought for his soul. nearly died for it. the demon with no soul still wanted to do the right thing, to be a good man, so desperately he would destroy himself for the chance.

and then angel says something VERY interesting to spike. spike says he thinks angel hates him because he's a living reminder of his evil. "cause every time you look at me, you see every dirty little thing i've done. all the lives i've taken. because of you. drusilla sired me, but you made me a monster."

and angel, the man who, without his soul, tortures and kills people sadistically for fun and feasting, the man who insists he is not angelus, says, "i didn’t make you, spike. i just opened up the door and let the real you out."

SUCH an interesting thing to say, angel! let's talk about this. no, please—go on. explain how you are better than spike in any way. i'm fascinated. i'd love to hear how you and angelus are different people but the demon who possessed william the poet is somehow the same as the man.

you can't have it both ways, you horrifically catholic man. you aren't a better person just because you've suffered more.

#btvs #angel the series #angel btvs #spike btvs #to answer my own question: nobody talks about it because it happened in season five of angel #and nobody watched that far

[sourlove]

YANDERE KING 👑 (GN READER)

TW: OBSESSION, YANDERE THEMES, INSANITY

a/n: thanks for all the notes everyone! i'll try to write and post more!

Yandere! King who was a good and benevolent ruler and loved by all who encountered him. From his good looks, to his amazing battle prowess, to his diplomatic skills, there was nothing he lacked or wanted for. Instead of squandering the kingdom's resources like his predecessors, he expanded the kingdom and improved the lives of his people.

Yandere! King who journeyed up the Black Mountain by himself to slay the dragon that had been tormenting the kingdom for years! Unfortunately, that came with a severe consequence.

Yandere! King who was cursed with the dragon's dying breath to never know peace until he learns to love. No one knew about that last part but the King and the dragon. They wouldn't understand it. Only an ancient and wise being would be able to look into the noble King and see a cold, empty heart.

Yandere! King who was tormented by whispers and screams only he could hear, corners haunted with bloodied corpses only he could see and nightmares that left him screaming and clawing at his own body.

Yandere! King who was tormented more by the fact that as the curse ate away more and more at his sanity, the chances of him learning to love (what a cruel word that had become) became slimmer and slimmer.

Yandere! King who didn't believe in love. He had married a princess and sired children with her simply because he had to. That's what kings did. She was a good choice: docile, pretty enough to fuck, and smart enough to know when to keep her mouth shut. But the curse had made being around anyone, especially her and her brats, unbearable. Love? What a foolish notion. He would rather die a mad man than let himself be swayed by something so flimsy, so weak.

Yandere! King who wished in the dead of night for something or someone to save him. He didn't want to live like this. He didn't want to die like this. Disembodied voices chased sleep away and the once proud King wept in misery.

Yandere! King who stumbled into you by chance. It was a regular day for you as you went about your business, travelling on the road to sell herbs and potions when you were knocked down by the kings carriage as he passed by. You kicked up a fight with the guards, lashing out at their brusque handling and one of them made a crude comment about you. In your blind rage, you fished a potion from your satchel and threw it.

Yandere! King who came out to see what the commotion was and was suddenly struck with a dark, viscous liquid that clouded his vision and made him stumble back. You were immediately forced to your knees as you stared at the King himself wiped your potion from his face. Your life was definitely over now, you thought miserably.

Yandere! King who finally turned to see his attacker and halted to a stop once your eyes connected.

Yandere! King who looked around frantically, checking and listening for anything, anything, while everyone else watched him with confusion and worry. Had the King finally succumbed to his curse? Or had you worsened it?

Yandere! King who turned to you, shaking and whispered ,"You've cured me. Y-you- the voices- the voices are gone...they're all gone!" He refused to let you leave. He snarled at his guards to release you and begged you to enter his carriage and go to the palace with him.

Yandere! King who announced that his savior had lifted his curse. The people cheered as he dragged escorted you to stand next to him, where his queen should have stood, and kissed you on both cheeks. "From now on, I will dedicate my life to repaying my debt to you."

Yandere! King who threw a feast in celebration and forced you to dance with him all night. He praised your talents and beauty to all who would listen, never giving you the opportunity to slip away from his iron grasp.

Yandere! King who pleaded with you to stay. When you adamantly refused, he stopped pleading and ordered you as your King.

Yandere! King who soon realized that the curse slowly creeped back to him after he was gone from your presence for a few minutes. Instead of filling him with sorrow, the King could only smile widely. Now you had to be with him, to sleep next to him, to stay with him, to love him, until you drew your last breath.

Yandere! King who appointed you as his new concubine. The queen was outraged but he paid her no mind. She was lucky he didn't divorce her, for political reasons, and her opinion never mattered to begin with.

Yandere! King who would burn down the entire kingdom to hunt you down if you escaped from him. So be good and don't kick up a fuss, alright? All you have to do is be a good pet and stay next to him, living luxuriously with the world at your feet.

You're his savior after all.

READ PART 2 HERE

#obsessive yandere #yandere #obsessive love #writers on tumblr #lovesick #fantasy creatures #fantasy #royalty #monarchy #romance #dark romance #love story #romantasy #unhealthy love #love #lovers

[evilwizard]

The Lich Who Stole Christmas

Every tumblrina in tumblr liked Christmas a lot.

But the lich, who lived just north of Tumblr, did not!

The lich hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be his skull wasn’t screwed on quite right. It could be, perhaps, that his skin was too tight.

But I think that the likeliest reason of all… was his heart was encased by a strange lead-lined ball.

“Last year I made something that I thought in would usher

A new age of magic—my prized OrphanCrusher.

But my patents were stolen, and my sweet new invention

Is now being used… with good-ish intentions.

You see, Christmas wishes contain lots of magic;

And my device extracts it through methods so tragic

That I dare not mention them directly here

Though the name might clue in certain readers, I fear.

The Wizard Council, now that they possess this device,

Might use it, this year, to stamp out wizard vice.

Though the process might turn quite a few kids to carrion,

The Wiz Council’s ethics are utilitarian.

So what shall I do? What is to be done?

It seems rather clear that this Christmas can’t come.

But I’ve read a few books, and I know a few tricks

So this year I’ll steal Christmas, while dressed as Saint Nick!”

So the wizard of evil returned to his lair

Stitched a red suit, and did up his hair

Built a sleek sled—and—who among us,

Could hope for a much better Rudolph than Krongus?

They took to the skies, that next Christmas Eve,

And tailgated Santa, whom they hoped to deceive

At every house he left presents, they quickly descended,

And stole the decor and the gifts he’d intended.

And when the dark wizard’s sleigh was full-loaded with gifts,

He tugged at the reigns, and they made for The Rift!

A place where the veil between worlds was thin…

And a brilliant place to dump the gifts in!

“You see,” he told Krongus, as they approached that strange crack,

“Once something goes in, it can never come back!”

“Moreover, it’s perfect,” the wizard did sing,

“For The Rift destroys every part of that thing!”

“Every instance, every atom in all multiverses,

Will be undone as though by my special dark curses.

Not a gram, not a dust speck or mote shall remain,

And no one will even remember their name!”

“But sire,” muttered Krongus, “would it not be more precise,

If you simply put in the OrphanCrusher device?”

The evil wizard thought of this, parking his sleigh in the snow.

He’d made quite a trip, and this seemed quite a blow.

“I do have one here,” he told that weird devil.

“But destroying Christmas seems rather more evil!”

Then, far behind him, and the gifts he had pillaged,

He heard a small noise coming from Tumblr Village.

It was simply a song, of holiday spirit,

But the wizard was utterly shocked just to hear it.

“It came without ribbons! It came without tags!

It came without packages, boxes or bags!”

Then the lich thought of something he hadn’t before.

Could it be Christmas was some kind of contagion or spore?

What happened next? Well, in Tumblr, they say,

The lich’s dead heart exploded that day!

And the combustive force of that villainous blast,

Airlifted the sleigh, and brought it right back,

To the village, where Tumblrinas rejoiced!

Then continued to sing, and lift up their voice.

And back at the rift, the lich, with head in a spin,

At the edge of the rift dropped the OrphanCrusher in.

So Christmas was saved, by accident mostly,

Though performing a good deed turned the bad wizard ghostly.

“Come, Krongus—we must now return to my tower,

While I wait several months to return to full power.”

And at Wizard Council HQ, certain strategist seers,

Saw all this occur through the orbs that they peered.

They smiled, and high-fived, and struck up the band,

Pleased that these events had gone just as planned.

#evil poetry #long post #happy holidays <|:^)