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whump-queen · 1 year
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any time something goes wrong, any time whumper wants to hurt someone that they don’t have access to, they hurt whumpee instead— taking all their anger out on them, making them beg and apologize for whatever that other person did that pissed whumper off.
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hopesangelsprite · 7 months
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Illumi HCs I feel No One Else Has
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(btw why does it look like he's about to put in work on a bi- nvm 💀)
Illumi is deffo either a genius or really good at hiding the fact that he has zero thoughts behind his eyes-
has a rock hyper fixation (istg he's a literal penguin give him a pebble and he'll be satisfied)
when he's in a silly goofy mood, he's in a silly goofy mood and there's no limit to the number of shenanigans he'll get into
He's definitely pulled some of the wildest pranks you've ever seen when he feels like it
He's a biter. That's it, he will definitely nibble on you when cuddling (and will bite at random times simply bc he could).
Will sit in your lap when he wants your full attention.
Has no gauge of his strength bc he's always around strong mfs
Therefore, him getting his licks back are horrendous-
Ass or boobs? Thighs. He's a thigh man for sure (but yeah ass too lol)
Will and has used common phrases you say to relate more to you so expect random slang terms
Is a fashion icon with zero filter so expect heavy criticism "There's no way you'll be seen with me looking like... whatever that is." "You tacky little shit- Go change immediately." "I've never wanted to kms, but your outfits are making me reconsider..."
Has a potty mouth and has definitely called both Hisoka and Chrollo "bitch", "fuck boy", and "hoe" on several occasions
Is the perfect driver but prefers to drive like a bat outta hell for the aesthetic (also bc he and the speed limit don't see eye to eye)
Will sometimes grin and release a little bloodlust to spook you
Is very babygirl and girly pop but hates it when you call him either of those.
When he's away on longer missions, he'll horde gifts he's bought for you to have unboxing days when he gets back
Keeps his nails long bc he likes the look (manipulates them to be shorter for... extracurricular activities 😉)
Color coordinates your outfits when y'all go out so everyone knows you're with him
Not big on PDA but won't let you out of his grip when behind closed doors
Is INCREDIBLY touched starved and has to have a hand on you when you nap together (mostly your chest and crotch idk why idk idk idk)
Remember when I said he was an ass man? And when I said he doesn't know his strength? Yeah, he'll smack your ass and damn near send you flying AND THE MF FINDS YOUR PAIN FUNNY
Most definitely a sadist. End of discussion.
Has broken several beds of yours during extracurricular activities.
Favorite petnames for you: wife, my love, liege, little thing.
Favorite petnames from you: pretty boy, lover boy, doll, honey.
Often when you think he's staring he's actually thinking about the most random shit known to mankind-
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year
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Culinary appreciation
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get-back-homeward · 23 days
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The Beatles, Flowers, and Love
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A white sport coat and a pink carnation I'm all dressed up for the dance A white sport coat and a pink carnation I'm all alone in romance
Once you told me long ago To the prom with me you'd go Now you've changed your mind it seems Someone else will hold my dreams
—A White Sports Coat (and A Pink Carnation)* (1957)
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I send you flowers but you don't care You never seem to see me standing there I often wonder what you're thinking of I hope it's me and love love love
—Hello Little Girl (1957)
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Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers That grow so incredibly high
—Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds (1967)
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Find me in my field of grass Mother Nature's son Swaying daisies, sing a lazy song Beneath the sun
—Mother Nature's Son (1968)
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Songs that lingered on my lips excite me now And linger on my mind Leave your flowers at my door I'll leave them for the one who waits behind
—Goodbye (1968)
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Some call it magic The search for the grail Love is the answer And you know that for sure Love is a flower You got to let it grow
—Mind Games (1970, 1973)
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Sweep through the heather like deer in the glen Carry me back to the days I knew then Nights when we sang like a heavenly choir Of the life and the times of the Mull of Kintyre
—Mull of Kintyre (1977)
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All through the summer, I have followed you around Bringing a rose for the winter that's coming Now the snow is on the ground... Love awake to the day When we can make our love awake
—Winter Rose/Love Awake (1978)
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You want a love to last forever One that will never fade away I want to help you with your problem Stick around, I say Coming up, coming up, yeah Coming up like a flower Coming up, I say
—Coming Up (1979)
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If you'll forgive me my little flower princess Never too late unless you can't forgive
Time is on our side Let's not waste another minute 'Cause I love you my little friend I really love you
Give me just one more chance And I'll show you, take up the dance Where we left off
—Forgive Me (My Little Flower Princess)** (1980)
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After hours  Late in the bar  By a darkened corner seat  Faded flowers wait in the jar  Till the evening is complete 
—Take It Away (1981)
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She sprinkles flowers in the dirt That's when a thrill becomes a hurt I know I'll never see her face She walks away from my resting place
That day is done, that day is done You know where I've gone I won't be coming back That day is done
—That Day Is Done (1988)
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chevaliermalfets · 8 months
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sysig · 9 months
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Care for your sparring partner (Patreon)
Bonus:
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#Doodles#Wander Over Yonder#Commander Peepers#Sylvia#Wander#Everyone asking Peepers questions that just skirt that line: The Series lol#Shoutout to Autumn for directing my attention this way and encouraging my brain to think about this A Lot lol#Drawing Peepers sliding around 'cause he just throws himself into everything ✨ That's it that's the whole thought lol#I haven't worn a binder for long enough to lose my breath so apologies if this isn't quite how it goes but y'know - *gestures at The Vibe*#He would overwork himself to the point of nearly passing out if it meant he could keep fighting the way he wants to pfft#Sylvia's rough and tumblr and she can be mean but even she won't kick him while he's down! Mom friend activate haha#She's grown a lot <3#Also getting a bit easier to draw her >:3c She does have a fun design :D#Her mouth is the most fun haha ♪ It really reminds me of Moomin! Cute cutout shape :3#''Why are you fighting with like five coats on'' ''Dysphoria'' ''Ah''#Notice how he covers his chest when she brings up his ''tank top'' ♪ She just goes on giving him a lecture and he's like ''Did she notice''#She didn't lol especially if that bonus is any indication#Weeks/Months/Years later and she's just like ''So that time we were fighting he was- He wasn't- :0000'' Lol#Bonus Wander brushing her comb ♪ Gotta take care of his best friend/steed! Probably just knocking the dust and dirt off haha#Their discussion would probably be silly hehe you know he'd ask and then /she'd/ ask#''Did you know??'' ''I don't make it my business to pry into other's personal matters-'' ''First of all that's not even a little bit true''#It's just all about respecting boundaries! All the way around :) Respect the sanctity of the relationship whether it's friendly or combative
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thychesters · 5 days
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i started playing bg3 tonight and quite literally strong armed my way into astarion’s intro scene by walking up behind him and shoving him
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willowser · 1 year
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You know what pollutes my mind lately girldad!touya!!!! i just JUST IMAGINE he’d only be soft spoken and gentle for her!!!! he’d kill and die for her!! anything for his little princess 🫠🫠 I can literally envision him bullying other kids for upsetting his little princess and threatening to burn them on a stick 😭😭🧍🏻
girl dad touya 🥺 will always be my weakness !! i feel like. that's his lil best friend. you're trying to get her to sleep in her own bed, but the minute you leave to go to work, she's grabbing her pillow and her stuffed animal and coming down the hall and he's just waiting for her 🥺 she crawls into bed and snuggles right up to him and he's so warm that she's just OUT. and they wake up a few hours later and go get something sweet for breakfast or whatever she wants !! 🥺
and he is definitely the kind of dad to like. she wants to play with something on the playground and he is subtly pushing the kid off LOL finding a reason for him to give it up or saying like, "hey, wouldn't you rather play with this rock i found ?" until it's free and he can give it to his daughter airheuq and sometimes he'll say some out of pocket shit to these snot nosed brats, like, "i'll be under your bed when you get home and i'll grab you by the ankles and drag you under and your mommy and daddy won't even notice" LMAOOO he's the WORST i love him
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absolutelytitfaced · 9 months
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empty. empty. empty. i have this overwhelming fear that one day the people in my life are going to realize that i’m quite literally good for nothing. i mostly just lay around and rot all day and complain about how my bones feel like they’re deteriorating, and how much i can’t stand the sight of my body, or maybe i just can’t stand the sight of my brain-less face. i think my lover thinks i’m dull too, i feel like a living dead girl. theirs gonna be change soon,
i am just stuck.
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ebbpettier · 9 months
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i think part of my reasoning is that "does simon snow get his magic back" doesn't immediately register in my brain as "simon snow's power is restored to him and he can cast spells again like any other magician" in my brain, he still has magic. magic is everywhere. he just can't use magic on a personal level. and as a guy surrounded by videos without closed captions at work i jus
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whump-queen · 1 year
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stuff that makes me feral
aka tropes that I will never get sick of writing ✨ [tw violence, blood, electricity, water torture]
the sound they make when you yank their head back
whumpees getting kicked. kicked in the face. in the ribs. kicked into the ground.
the way they look when they’re yanked up after being nearly drowned for the fifth time— completely soaked and coughing furiously, water dripping from their hair and their face, doubled over and shivering against the cold tile—
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the way their muscles sieze up when they’re shocked. the way they go completely limp afterwards, still twitching.
put your fingers in their mouth
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crescentfool · 11 months
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WHATS UR FAVORITE RYOMINA MOMENT FROM THE MOVIES I NEED TO KNOW!!!
HI FELIX!! thank you for the ask i am always happy to take more opportunities to talk about ryomina they are so special to me o7
it is VERY tempting for me to answer, "every fucking time ryoji showed up on screen!" ok this might be an exaggeration, i like 90% of his screentime, december 2nd ryoji should've been portrayed more like a pathetic wet dog imo but i digress. but hm... favorite moment.
while the helper's club montage has a very strong place in my heart (it permeated my braincells without my permission)!! i think my favorite part of ryomina's portrayal in the movies is the whole sentence finishing thing they got going on. i feel like that's a cop out answer but like.
there is something so so gut wrenching to me about how they start off by making it so that ryoji is the one finishing minato's sentences. always ryoji. BUT THEN!!! when they meet again at the top of tartarus to do battle on judgment day!! they turn it on it's head!! and it's minato!! who finishes the sentence!! and fuck man does it make me feel like i'm being kicked down a staircase.
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and to have the sentence finishing happen again for such an important day?? god idk im gonna tear up and someone needs to like. give me like. a chew toy or something this makes me so fucking insane (blows up) (blows up).
so basically my favorite moment is really like, january 31st, but a lot of my attachment to it is BECAUSE they have that set-up in november with ryoji being the silliest fucking guy to have ever walked at gekkoukan. and oh man oh man the fucking. THE. when. WHEN THEY FOLLOW IT UP WITH MINATO SUMMONING THANATOS AFTER THIS?? yeah man. that's the fucking shit.
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like i don't think the english language is enough to convey how much i love the artistic choice to have the flash frame of ryoji when minato summons thanatos. it's the hesitation and rebellion babey!!! the whole scene afterwards is so fucking juicy as well.
honorable mention to when ryoji jumped off the fucking roof at iwatodai station to tell minato that he has kindness in his eyes and that he doesn't like seeing him alone. what kind of guy does that. that's so fucking hilarious to me like actually. he was insane for that.
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anyway that is my answer i HOPE u enjoyed reading it, god, ryomina still makes me eyes watery (it's been almost 2 years since i've met them??? what the fuck). i feel like others have echoed this sentiment before but nevertheless i was super happy to type it out :D
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thought on koalas? little dudes? 🐨
no thoughts, just like koalas
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silvermarmoset · 6 months
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your tags are SO true like it was one thing to bring tennant back pre-ncuti, since the whole point of that was quite transparently to increase viewership FOR ncuti, but to be like "actually tennant!doctor gets to go have his own life and ncuti is a totally different offshoot" is like ....... well.
i'm screaming a lot in the tags but i'm guessing you meant these ones?
#honestly. horrible horrible flex to set ncuti up across from the most beloved doctor from the start?#like i (and im guessing a lot of other people!) will /always/ be drawn to 10 and feel like he's our doctor#don't set ncuti up like that!! deny us dt and MAKE US LOOK AT HIM. this is so SO weird rtd wtf did you do
because yeah. it actually makes me a bit furious because leaving a spare doctor hanging around and sending Ncuti off as a double is just handing the perfect excuse to every bigot who wants to claim that Ncuti isn't the real doctor, the real doctor is back on earth in Donna Noble's garden. Why do that? Why make it easy for fans who want to drop the show now and pretend it's always the old way, forever?
i can think of reasons for doing it this way—like i'm 95% certain this was just a convoluted way to give Donna her happy ending—but none of the possible reasons i can think of justify going about it like this. I love Ten, and Tennant, I could watch him go on adventures forever, but the point should be I DON'T GET TO because because here's A WHOLE NEW WONDERFUL DOCTOR to go on adventures with! The whole constant point in Who is that change and death DO happen, and one of the joys is grieving the old while embracing the new!
But this episode doing this weird little pivot where you can die but still live, where a separate form of you can rest* so you can go on adventures....idk what moral RTD was aiming for here but it feels like he just shot his own next era in the foot for no particular reason beyond "we love Ten" (and we do but. come on)
*(what does that even mean?? canonically we know the doctor is restless and always running into trouble so what was the point of that?? it's confirmed he's going to mars on fun little trips!! this is the same man and you gave him a tardis and apparently there's no sacrifice at all?? what is this!! why!!)
#the giggle#dw spoilers#part of me is like. it's the epilogue! it's putting a button on the old universe and nuwho. but like—#NCUTI IS IN THE SAME UNIVERSE. it's still his universe! what are we even putting a button on here? are you going to tell me that every time#london gets invaded for the rest of the show (and lets be honest its going to happen within like 2 episodes anyway) we're all going to sit#and not wonder where The Other Doctor With His Own Goddamn Tardis is? why he is not helping here?#also. side note. it is not as egregious as *waves hands* everything else about this#but it felt like a very very big disservice to have ncuti's first moments still be david's#because i'll be honest. when david is onscreen i will watch him first. i will watch him and pay attention to him because he's my favorite!#putting ncuti across from ten (THE fave) is making him do TOO MUCH in his first twenty minutes of screentime#felt like setting him up to fail from the get go because of COURSE i was distracted by david tennant it's david tennant. OF COURSE.#just feel like rtd should have known better. PEOPLE DIE. make 10/14 die!! i will hate it but make me deal with it!!#then make me see 15 and fall fully in love with him#can you imagine if nine had been around during ten's first ep? skinny dt wouldn't have stood a chance. thats why we DO it this way russell#you HAVE TO MAKE US DEAL WITH LOSS. ugh im done fuming but yeah not happy w that#i mean. monkey brain me who loves ten and wants him to live forever was delighted.#the rest of me who has a brain and thought processes thought it was dirt and made 0 sense in any way.
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woodlouseonastring · 3 months
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taking a good kick at the silt verses brain rot today
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opens-up-4-nobody · 5 months
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#tfw youre hanging out with friends and u throw out controversial take after controversial take#like its me hi im the hater its me#u wanna hear them? i mean thrm in in like the silliest way possible. its not that serious lol#i hated h4n solo growing up and still do. i dont think i like the writing of ne1l gaim4n and only liked the 1st season of g0od 0mens#i thought the 1st season of 0ur flag was fine and didnt really like the 2nd. i dont think anyone in l0rd of the rings is hot. especially#not 4aragon. leg0las is like whatever. sam is my favorite character. i also didnt like l0rd of the rings when i 1st watched it#the gathering was a watch party for that 1st movie and i like it way more now lol. also i dont like overt romance. i like the implication#of romance. if u kiss onscreen im like 99% of thr time not interested. also while im being a hater. i dont thibk steven king is a good#writer and domt like his books. i like the idea of them. wish they were written by anyone else lol. also im too dyslex1c to read physical#books :-( which no one vibes with bc everyone's a grad student overachiever lol. and back to back it all sounds like im trying to b#contrary but i promise its maybe just that i have weird standards. like i also hated movies about animals growing up. it made me mad that#those movies were trying to manipulate my feelings. like jesus child chill tf out. i would also randomly decide i hated lots of things and#characters. some of which i stand by today but most of which im like lol chill#so idk maybe i just have bad opinions. i also wander the earth wearing outfits that i pick out bc it feels like im playing dressup#and i have unhinged options abt narut0. sas and naru fall into the 1% of kisses i care abt lmao#and unhinged options abt bleach the show. idk maybe im just kinda weird. i also study organisms that most ppl look at as globs of goo#and i used to study bits of dirt. my brain was just build ever so slightly weird. not too weird. just enough that i have quote unquote#controversial takes ans im not afraid to say them in a room full of ppl who disagree with me bc its really not that serious lol#i dunno i just think its kinda funny i guess#im just slightly weird in the least interesting way possible#unrelated#also i don't yuvk other ppls yum im just like ay not for me i guess
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