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[fuckyeahgoodomens]

our disaster demon :D ❤

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[onceuponapuffin]

Fanatic Intervention Part 6!!

Not much to say here this time. I'm glad you all are enjoying this. I'm having a blast! :D

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After a while you speak.

“Well,” You say, “I can tell you what we’re not doing. We are not going to see Mr. Gaiman. Honestly, Crowley, the man is a genius, but he is also a troll. He doesn’t give away plot – if anything he gives the most chaotic response he can think of, and then tells you to wait and see. SO, that wouldn’t help us at all.”

Muriel is the next to speak.

“Um, also I don’t think those other angels are on earth?”

“Would we know if they were?” You say, looking to Aziraphale. The principality shrugs.

“To be honest, I really don’t know. It was such a long time ago.”

“Okay,” You say, “So we call up Anathema, and we go to America to look for Jesus. I mean...the things that Neil and Terry plotted out did happen, even if they weren’t all identical to the book. So it’s probably safe to assume that the pattern will continue.”

“Right,” Aziraphale says, reaching for his rotary phone, “I’ll call Miss Device.”

“Hold on,” Crowley says, “Who’s this we who’s going to America?”

“You, Aziraphale, Anathema, Me,” You say, “Muriel needs to stay here and look after the bookshop. Maybe Newt could --”

“And what makes you think you’re coming?” The demon presses.

“The fact that I dropped in from another reality, know everything that has happened so far, and is the only one with half an idea of what’s going to happen next. Also Anathema is going to need help wrangling the two of you.”

“Whassat supposed to mean?”

“You’re a pair of Disaster Puppies.”

Crowley opens his mouth again, offended.

“Trouble does seem to find us an awful lot,” Aziraphale says. Clearly he’s decided to give you the benefit of the doubt. You make a mental note that he is not upset with being called a Disaster Puppy for some reason. Priorities maybe?? You let it go.

“Great,” You say, “So it’s settled.”

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All things considered, it doesn’t take very long for Anathema and Newt to arrive. Apparently they happened to be visiting London. What are the chances of that? It’s almost like this is a work of fiction that I am writing and so I can make things surprisingly convenient if I want to. Now, let’s continue.

It takes longer to answer Newt’s questions than it does to fill Anathema in on the situation. You’re grateful for her sharp mind and willingness to accept things that are...well...difficult to just accept. Probably comes with being a witch/occultist. Once they both know the full story, and Newt’s curiosities are satisfied, Anathema nods.

“Okay,” she says, “Right. So we need to save the world again, and we’re hinging all of our bets on finding Jesus and successfully convincing him to help us? Seems...like a long shot. Like, a really long shot.”

“These two have managed to succeed with implausible plans before,” You point out. Anathema hums. She doesn’t seem convinced.

“I mean, it’s not that I mind helping you. Jesus probably has the kind of aura that I could find and track without too much trouble. I would just...really have appreciated that if you were going to interrupt our getaway that you would at least have a backup plan. Or, maybe some intel that’s actually intelligence instead of guesses. Like if Aziraphale had actually been in Heaven as the Supreme Archangel, he could have been feeding us information and instructions. And then we would know for sure where to go and what to do.”

Oh. A rock sinks to your stomach. And you suppose that after making them ward the bookshop like that then...needing to leave it...you just might have accidentally put a target on your backs. Whoops. Turns out saving the world one step at a time is really, really hard.

“That would have been way too dangerous though!” You say, desperate for your own defense, “I’m not putting these two in anymore danger than absolutely necessary. I….” You look over at your beloved angel and demon, then turn back to Anathema. “I need them to be okay,” You admit quietly. That’s what it’s all about for us, isn’t it? All the theories, all of the South Down Cottage manifesting. The fanart, the fanfiction, the edits and animatics. We love them and while we understand that they need to go through angsty things to grow, in the end we need them to be okay.

Well, most of us anyway. I can’t speak for everyone.

You feel a hand on your shoulder. Aziraphale is there once again.

“And we will be,” he says softly. You hear Anathema sigh.

“Right,” she says, “okay, so we head to America. I need to go home first and get my supplies. Newt will stay here with Muriel and help them hold the fort.”

“Um...this is a bookshop?” Muriel adds uncertainly.

“I bet,” Newt says slowly, “That if I help a few people around here with their computers, I might make enough mischief to convince Heaven that there’s still a demon around here. Then that looks almost like you’re still here, right? Might buy you some time at least.”

“It’s worth a shot,” Anathema says. Muriel practically glows.

“Oh! I get to live with an actual human! You can teach me human things!”

“Oh, uh yeah,” Newt says, “I don’t see why not. It’ll be fun.”

Anathema agrees to return with Newt in two days. She expects you lot to sort out the plane tickets “Because,” she says, “I am not having you fly me over, or poof me over, or whatever it is that you do.”

“I am a demon! I do not poof!”

“I don’t care. I want plane tickets.”

“Ooh!” You say, raising your arm in the air with a jump. “Can they be first class? I’ve never flown first class before!”

Crowley groans. Aziraphale sighs.

“We are not genies,” Aziraphale says, “Or banking machines.”

“No, but you do have unlimited resources so in a way,” You say, pausing for dramatic effect, a mischievous smile spreading from ear to ear, “You are like Santa Claus!”

You make a fast exit from the room before Aziraphale can say anything. Crowley is laughing and you hear what you think is a chair falling over.

❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 🖤

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[bloodpen-to-paper]

Love how there was all this discourse about how Good Omens didn’t have enough explicitly romantic scenes between Crowley and Aziraphale to consider them a couple so the queer rep didn’t count and Neil Gaiman was like “ah shit ok how can I make it obvious this time” and now we have The Sandman

#complete with the corinthian fucking every man in sight #desire being the world's sluttiest queer coded personification of a concept #dream being naked for the entire first episode #johanna being an awkward gay disaster around her ex-girlfriend (they make out) #the diner episode #a gay capitalist who lives out his very own shoujo ''marries the cute servant boy'' trope #and a drag queen #neil gaiman #the sandman #the sandman spoilers #the corinthian #desire of the endless #dream of the endless #johanna constantine #alex burgess #hal carter #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands

[aziracrowleyy]

“ I would still be surprised I could find you, darling, in any life. ”

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[neil-gaiman]

Hello,

You said that Aziraphale is obviously gay coded. Do you think Crowley is too?

I think Crowley is disaster coded.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

aziraphale gives babygirl energy and crowley gives loserboy energy (both gn). it's like gay-coded and disaster-coded, but in a different language. you know?

#good omens mascot #good omens #what does this even mean #i need to go tf to sleep #tommy the haematoma is not being nice #asmi #maggots #weirdly specific but ok #good omens fandom #crowley #aziraphale

[sanpakueyes17]

Crowley is brilliant

And ethereal and suave and elegant and all these things but he is also…

Disaster Coded

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[televised-eyes]

i’ve referred to this idea in a previous post but i want to explore it more here. it’s more of a theoretical question:

what if crowley is so devastated and lonely following the events of season 2, he decides to go back to hell and takes over beelzebub’s position out of spite?

to be clear i’m certainly not saying this is what i want to see happen! but what if…

and i’m not saying crowley would be The Villain of the story in this alternative universe. i think the metatron has been established as such in the final fifteen

but given the stress and trauma crowley experienced in his past, on top of “losing” aziraphale, he has been placed in an incredibly vulnerable position and he might not be thinking straight. he is “disaster-coded” after all…

here’s some points and counterpoints i’ve come up with for some possible arguments:

“cons”

crowley stated he doesn’t want to go back to hell

he would be positioning himself against aziraphale and i do believe crowley’s natural instinct is to protect his angel

good omens is a comedy at heart. did the end of season 2 hurt? yes but it was also a cliffhanger to keep the viewer guessing and wanting more. comedies have happy endings and a tragic ending to this story would feel like a betrayal to the source material

it would shatter my heart into a million pieces

“pros”

aziraphale also didn’t want to go back to heaven but he was compelled by overwhelming outside sources. the same could apply to crowley

crowley was clearly hurt by aziraphale once again “rejecting” him. he might feel hopeless and cornered, even spiteful. snakes lash out when in survival mode. crowley is a demon after all and thwarting heaven must be as natural to him as protecting aziraphale. it might all come to a head

good omens is a comedy at heart but it’s also a dark comedy with dramatic elements. conflict drives a story. aziraphale and crowley are at conflict right now and how has that manifested itself in the past?

seeing aziraphale and crowley battling it out would make for great tv

at the end of the day, i wholeheartedly believe aziraphale and crowley will reunite stronger than ever but there’s no doubt there’ll be major road bumps along the way

again i’m not saying this is what i think will happen or that i want it to happen. crowley could also run off and spend most of season 3 in alpha centuri! as neil says we’ll have to wait and see

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[wednesdayshadow]

Neils Tumblr answers led me to do this (part 3)

The wedding ceremony, if one could call it that, is being held at an indoor movie theatre that is currently showing Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell starring Bo Hopkins. They were able to close the theater as no one has come to see this film in quite some time even though the popcorn is made with just the right amount of butter and Sheila Caan is wearing a very skimpy bikini. Crowley is exquisite in his choice of wedding attire. High heeled snakeskin boots with gothic black feather shrug cape and parachute pants and he accessorizes well with his hair pulled back in a matching snakeskin stretchy headband adorned with multi-colored rhinestones. No one will ever call him disaster coded again! Sadie looks radiant in her pirate outfit complete with wooden peg leg and tri-cornered hat with veil. She has repeatedly refused to explain the peg leg. When it comes time for the vows the officiate, Roger The Postman, turns first to Crowley who says: “I, take you, to be my awful wedded wife, to have and to scold, from this day fast-forward for better but not worse, for richer, sans poorer, forget sickness only in health, to loathe and to cherish, till suspicious death do we part” Roger, then nods at Sadie who then recites hers: “I take you to be my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, until death do we part, or you turn into a zombie. Because then we’re going to have to start seeing other people.”. There are no rings to be exchanged as Sadie claims wedding rings are just trappings of the patriarch. So, instead, they do the Jiveshake. Crowley and Sadie then retire to the area behind the screen. They make love behind the screen while people dressed as rabbits bring them jam sandwiches. The aforementioned movie begins to play for the guests. As they get dressed, they exchange clothes, Crowley sees the pies that the rabbits left out and starts eating them. Suddenly, 3 large goats rush the area behind the screen and devour the groom while Sadie watches on in horror! Crowley’s last word is “pedometer”. Suddenly, in his place stands a very large aardvark. The aardvark surveys its surroundings and upon seeing Sadie says with great aplomb and a Scottish brogue, “Good day to you madame, my name is Arnold the Animated Aardvark pleased to meet you.” He then leaves the stunned bride to jump into the Bentley and drive away while The sounds of The Velvet Undergrounds “I’m Set Free” are blaring from the car speakers. Roger the postman glares at the retreating car and with a tilt of his head and a middle finger extended he exclaims, “Put a sock in it mate!”

#neil gaiman #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #dottie and sadie #chinchilla

[yokohamama]

Good Omens fanfic ideas/prompt: The Newsroom Human AU.

Crowley could be the disaster-coded Will McAvoy, Aziraphale as Mackenzie Morgan coming back to Executive Produce a TV-show. Definitely post S2 vibes for Aziracrow.

Someone make this happen please 🙏

#good omens #good omens 2 #goodomens #ineffable husbands #fanfic #writing prompt #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #the newsroom

[turtleneck-crowley]

Crowley Quinn ♥️🖤

Don’t know if he would be Harley (disaster coded) or ivy (cause of plants) but aziraphale being a plant king while Crowley fawns over his less disaster coded wife is cute 🥰

#good omens #crowley #Harley Quinn #harlivy #ineffable wives

[saglaophonos]

wait I've been in a coma for 7 years did neil actually admit the angel was gay or

i was mostly referring to the fact he let them kiss but he did say recently aziraphale was “obviously gay coded” in the “same way uriel is” which still baffles me to this day. as for crowley he called him “disaster coded” instead so i guess the jury is still out there for neil!

#uriel’s season 3 carabiner… #ask

[onceuponapuffin]

Aziraphale is driving Their Car one day and has to use the M25. Stop and go traffic the whole time. It's Aziraphale at the wheel, so he just does his best.

Aziraphale: "Honestly! This is absurd! Who in their right mind would be stupid enough to design it like this!"

Crowley in the passenger's seat:

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable dumbasses #crowley is disaster coded #demon disaster puppy

[bookgeekgrrl]

My media this week (7-13 Jan 2024)

the addition of this disaster boy was delightful

📚 STUFF I READ 📚

🥰 Second First Chances (Kedreeva) - 92K, steddie, canon-divergent Ladyhawke AU. Very well-written, exactly what it says on the tin. Very enjoyable.

😊 Murray Mysteries (Knöves Storytelling) - "full-cast audio-drama style re-imagining of Bram Stoker’s Dracula, set in the present day. Mina Murray is an unemployed twenty-something, jigsaw puzzler, and brand new Podcaster. Her life doesn’t exactly make for interesting content. That is until her best friend Lucy falls mysteriously ill and Mina’s boyfriend Jonathan loses contact on a work trip to Romania…" Very creative, very queer, very enjoyable!

🥰 ship-to-ship combat (pomeloquat) - 76K, SuperBat - "Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead." - extremely funny and delightful identity porn fic

🥰 Tension and Tonic (Zenaidamacrouras1) - 78K, cellist!Bucky/artist!Steve, one night stand that develops feelings. Mostly hilarious, with some fantastic characterizations, especially of the supporting characters. Fic does go to some pretty dark thoughts very briefly but ultimately the vibe I ended up with was much more on the funny side of the scale.

💖💖 +41K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖

A Letter from "Crawly" to Azirapil (mostlydeadlanguages) - Good Omens: Aziraphale & Crowley, 486 words - actual cuneiform on actual clay tablets, 'translated'. Our boy Ea-Nasir gets a shoutout. Fan makers are amazing.

veracity (pomeloquat) - DCU: SuperBat, 3K - a group of Metropolis criminals give Batman some truth serum to find out how to deal with Superman & get more than they bargained for. Absolute hilarity. Fantastic related art.

📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺

8 Out of 10 Cats - s22, e11

QI - series S, ep3, 5

D20: Fantasy High: Sophomore Year - BONUS "Fireside Chat with Brennan & Friends

D20: Fantasy High: Sophomore Year - BONUS "Making Chungledown Bim (with Lou Wilson)"

Finding Your Roots - "Fathers and Sons" (s10, e3): LeVar Burton & Wes Studi

Hollywood Reporter Actors Roundtable 2023

The Holdovers (2023)

D20: Escape From The Bloodkeep - "The Tomb of Ultimate Evil" (s2, e6)

D20: Fantasy High: Junior Year - "Summer Scaries" (s21, e1)

D20: Adventuring Party - "Yaaath Queen" (s16, e1)

All Creatures Great and Small - s4, e1-7 (😍😍😍)

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The Sporkful - Ozempic Isn’t So Great For Fat People, Says Aubrey Gordon

Pop Culture Happy Hour - All Of Us Strangers

Up First - Congressional Funding Deal, Israel and Lebanon, Lloyd Austin Fallout

Today, Explained - Pirates of the Red Sea

How To! - How To Keep Caring Amid Endless Crises

Shedunnit - Whodunnit Centenary: 1924

Switched on Pop - The case of the missing vocals, and other listener questions

Vibe Check - Look to God, Not Monica

ICYMI - The Nine-Month Cruise Heard Round the World

Code Switch - Everyone wants a piece of Martin Luther King Jr.'s legacy

Outward - Raquel Willis is in Bloom

Ologies with Alie Ward - Ethnoecology (ETHNOBOTANY/NATIVE PLANTS) with Leigh Joseph

Pop Culture Happy Hour - Baldur's Gate 3

NPR's Book of the Day - Roxane Gay fleshes out her strong 'Opinions'

99% Invisible #565 - Mini-Stories: Volume 18

Just One Thing - Be Kind

Not Another D&D Podcast - D&D Court: Sibling Rivalry Edition (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)

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⭐ Endless Thread - The Minnesota Timberwolves score NBA fandom in Brazil, but there's a kink

You're Dead to Me - History of Kung Fu

Today, Explained - Hollywood’s secret musicals

⭐ Hit Parade - And the Grammy Goes to… Edition

Under the Influence with Terry O'Reilly - Copycat Brands

🎶 MUSIC 🎶

'80s Soft Pop

The Golden Age of Boy Bands

Presenting Britney Spears

Def Leppard's Greatest Bites

Best of '80s Adult Hits

Covers & Remixes

Singer-Songwriter Classics

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[jinsai-ish]

The world needs more bisexual characters.

But not sexy, suave ones.

Bisexuals as we really are.

Unable to sit properly in chairs yes, but also tripping in midair and hitting the side of the door frame between rooms.

Attracted to men/women/both/other but utterly incapable of successfully flirting with them on purpose. OR Somehow being perceived as flirting when you definitely weren't, you're just really like that OR you WERE flirting but not with That One and the one you were trying to flirt with didn't even notice.

Going out for nosh with your asexual bestie wearing a white top you look awesome in....and then spilling food/drink on it.

Commiserating with asexual bestie who you're "not real" and "invisible" while also plotting the crimes you'd commit if you actually were invisible.

Accurately bisexual-coded characters include Crowley from Good Omens and Spike from Buffy.

From very, Very, VERY far away, we look cool. But at normal lengths we're walking factories of disaster and chaos. Usually our own.

#bisexuality

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Crowley: that's the trouble with you lot. you tend to see things in black and white. sometimes... you just got to blur the edges. Aziraphale: well, maybe there is something to be said for... shades of grey? *raises glass* Crowley: *clinks glass with his* Crowley: to shades of gay. Aziraphale: what Crowley: what

. . . Crowley: dad please I fucked up cut that part out Neil: but crowley, he already- Crowley: PLEASE. Neil: Neil: *sighs* Neil: shades of dark grey? Crowley: sure anything that works thanks dad bye Neil: you know i can't keep sav- aaaand he's gone. Neil: disaster-coded.

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