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intheorangebedroom · 1 year

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Seriously I don't care if you make it 150k, I'll still read it all 🥹

Oh dear, thank you thank you thank you. Ily 🧡 For real 🧡 always so happy to see you in my notifs 🥰

#do no tempt me!!!#they’ve been going about their daily life in my head for about a year #that’s a lot of k 🤣🤣#pleased to meet you asks #the pilot™️

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lordgolden · 10 months

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do you respect the grind?

there is nothing I disrespect more than the grind

#I WILL reblog it again do not tempt me

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thegreendiamondart · 1 month

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I saw the almost kissing template and RAN

Some meme doodles as well as a timeskip lamb design (still somewhat working on it but i like how they look so far!)

#they are my roman empire frfr #so very tempted to do more meme images with the characters #i think its so fucking funny idk #also narinder being a simp in denial is also very funny to me #tgdart #cult of the lamb #cotl #tgd #cotl fanart #digital art #drawing #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #narilamb #cotl narilamb

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violent138 · 2 months

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Damian: "Red Hood has a pretty severe concussion. What do I do?"

Tim: "Extraction's still ten minutes out, just keep him talking."

Damian, urgently pressing the comm: "I don't want to talk to him, he's even more insufferable than usual."

Jason, lying on the ground, eyes closed: "That's funny Junior, because head trauma's the only thing that makes you bearable."

Damian, to Tim: "I'm leaving. It won't be the first time we've had a closed casket."

Tim, groaning disgustedly: "Robin--ugh, seriously, just stay there and keep him awake."

Damian, seething even more when he sees Jason's smirk: "Fine."

Jason, cracking open one eye: "Aww, are you concerned about me?"

Damian: "Shut up. The only thing I'm concerned about is our family's reputation after your public wipeout on that stupid motorcycle."

Jason:

Damian: "Are you still awake?" *kicks him* "Todd?"

Jason, grinning: "You said our family."

Damian, furious: "I didn't. You've lost more brain cells than you could afford."

Jason: "Wait 'till Tim hears, I think he'll want a group hug. Bruce is probably going to get emotionally constipated. Dickie would probably cry--"

Damian, panicking as he hears the Batmobile get closer: "Stop. Do not tell him--"

Jason: "You better erase every single fucking video of me crashing then."

Damian: "You have a deal."

#very crappy textpost #made in between exams #and with a migraine that's making me tempted to scoop my eyes out of my skull #jason todd #damian wayne #batbros #This is how I picture them bonding #reluctantly #barely #I'm not warning for death mentions because at this point Jason's name in the tags is as good as one #tim drake #batman #batfamily #dc comics #I'm always torn whether I want Jason to want anything to do with them versus them sort of being family lol #bruce wayne

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aeide-thea · 2 years

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on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as 'masturbatory' because even though it's an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it's impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance

#it's such an ugly word but like. self-pleasure is good‚ actually #it's good to know yourself and what you like and lovingly treat yourself to it!#like similarly 'meretricious' is extremely tempting if you ignore the underlying metaphor #but. hard to.#language #and quite frankly i think people who whip out 'masturbatory' in this sneering sort of way #are leveraging‚ if we're honest with ourselves‚ a particular framing of it as a gross thing that boys do #because like. when have you ever heard a *woman's* self-indulgent art described as masturbatory #like don't get me wrong we absolutely still dismiss it! but we dismiss it in other ways #that are usually about how embarrassing her *yearning* is #and so even our sneering is reinforcing an idea that men Act whereas women Feel #anyway this was prompted by some things but i shoved it in the queue so now i forget what lol #so here you are getting some contextless thoughts on the use of 'masturbatory' as sneering dismissive assessment!#just what you were hoping for i'm sure :)

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oooocleo · 1 month

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second half of the big character cards job i've been working at 🫡

patreon

#my art #client work #commissions #i like how these turned out so much im tempted to offer them as a comm type #but theyd have to be kind of pricy so make them worth the time/effort for me compared to the headshots i usually do...#which is always an obstacle for me lol

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fandom-geek · 8 months

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i think the thing that really gets me about pre-canon durge is their absolute sense of duty, and their utter isolation outside of the cult of bhaal.

most of the cultists seem eager to see durge upon their return, and one even says they were the first to feed him flesh. gortash tells them of an exhibition of a bhaalspawn's corpse and another bhaalspawn's creations and durge immediately plans to attack the hall of wonder to recover them. they then apparently entrust said bhaalspawn's corpse to sceleritas fel to "restore" through taxidermy. they deride orin for her artistry with corpses explicitly because "bhaal will never care" and because orin "[does] not understand lord bhaal".

even their infamous prayer for forgiveness is framed around their absolute submission to bhaal's plans, and the crime that requires forgiveness? admiring his rival's chosen. that's one line, and the next three paragraphs are swearing to carry out his plan exactly as they've been told to, all for his forgiveness.

hell, even their room reinforces this. orin has barely touched the place aside from installing her mother's corpse and her manifesto - and that is some of the only decoration. what was it before orin, an empty room with skulls, a bed, a desk, some chests and a wardrobe?

the durge didn't have any semblance of a life outside of bhaal, aside from gortash. and is it any surprise? the only other hint they ever had a life outside of the cult is the flashback of kid durge murdering their adopted family, all thanks to their father's urging.

bhaal even tries to force them back into isolation after they've been tadpoled by forcing them to kill alfira, and then trying to force a durge who resists him to kill their lover. if they continue resisting, bhaal kills them. bhaal will not allow them to have a life outside of him and, if it weren't for jergal, he would've succeeded.

#bg3 spoilers #the dark urge #honestly writing this all out it's weird that bhaal doesn't try to kill your party when you're at the temple #it'd be perfectly in line with everything else he'd done to durge up until that moment #also just makes me think of how sceleritas will tell an evil durge that the worst thing they've ever done #is giving a beggar a coin without asking for anything in return #ymmv and everyone has their own headcanons but pre canon durge was not a happy or enthusiastic participant as far as canon shows #which is reinforced by gortash saying you've always been better at controlling your urges than orin!#why would durge bother to do that when 'all father wants is death in droves death in numbers'!#honestly i think it's v reasonable to think that durge could've been tempted into bane worship given what little we know of them pre canon #anyway haven't played evil durge myself so very curious abt any insights from that route #baldur's gate

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untimelybones · 17 days

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might come back someday to clean him up or do a better piece for him but. here's what i have for now??

eastern dragon doesn't make sense canonically but this is already so far from canon i don't care anymore

how do you even attach a bird to an eastern dragon they’re just noodles (i settle for neck fluff)

#laios would pass out on sight probably #im so tempted to draw another of him #i might make his clothing even more losse/torn #the og dragon is western but i dont care anymore give me noodle #no but for real how do you fuse a bird with an eastern dragon #i couldn't decide on mane color so I might change later #i gave him little antlers and face scales cause why the hell not #his eyes were also originally gold but i decided to keep em black?#actually i'm probably gonna increase dragon part size #brother is dead inside #shuro #toshiro nakamoto #シュロ #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #ダンジョン飯 #my art

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jimmyspades · 3 months

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#going thru my saved videos and found this one again it always makes me laugh. I mean if you know where to look……#that scene in bad influence. crash 1996. the blacklist s10ep1 for example #james spader #the caption. he was in them because he loves us and wants us to be happy <3 #doesn’t love us enough to do full frontal but whatever #tempted to pin this on @spaderredacted

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gadzooksgalore · 3 months

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Depression has been kicking me in the butt lately so I decided to make a little pill bug friend for myself using this pattern by @livvi3love. I changed a couple details to fit my own preferences (like sewing the legs rather than using felt) and I'm very happy with the result! I've been wanting an isopod plushie for a while so it was fun to make my own :>

#plush #plushie #sewing #me: *makes plans to write a story about merpeople this year*#brain: time to do everything except that #I'm honestly very tempted to scale up the pattern and make a BIG BOY with brighter/fun colors #we'll see where my motivation leads me me haha #also don't have a name for this guy yet so suggestions are welcome

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tickletails · 3 months

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They got me

#my art #hazbin hotel tickle #They got me #sorry #you can always tempt me with an alcoholic furry. always #idk what else to tag here #oh right #I think he would try and hide his face with his wings when he gets tickled #sorry i eman i'm normal #WHAT ELSE DO I PUT HERE!!!!!!!!!!#Im not drawing his gay little hat

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bunnywanted · 5 months

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yesterday my dad asked me ‘why can’t you like pink, girly, feminine things like most women?’ (lol) what i didn’t tell him is that i do like pink, girly, feminine things………. i like to fuck them 💖

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ahhrenata · 5 months

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a little doodle for @hamartia-grander ‘s fic ANOTHER TIME. i looove time travel au’s… and serennedy - this is ticking all the boxes for me (and i love the ada x alice bits too!)

luis being surprise confronted by baby leon had me 🤩

#if you like resident evil I recommend a read!#these looks probably aren’t what you imagine but it’s what I see when I read it lol #so oops if its super off #serennedy #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #luis serra #luis serra navarro #resident evil #resident evil 4 #resident evil fanart #misc fanart #their faces are still tricky for me so I hope it looks like them.. especially Luis lol #and I’m tempted to do an ada Alice doodle.. they’re cute too 😍

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lowkeyren · 9 days

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imagine enemies to lovers with aventurine…

as the waltz begins, you reluctantly place your hand in his outstretched one; his honeying eyes, always so keen and calculating, now holds a spark of amusement as he meets your gaze. he spins you gracefully across the floor, his smile widens as he feels the dagger strapped to your thigh press against his leg. his grip on your waist tightens, pulling you closer, and leaning down, his breath warm against your ear.

“is this a surprise for me?”, his voice a low murmur that sends a shiver down your spine.

“maybe.” you try to keep your tone cool but it’s getting harder to breathe with the heat of his body so close to yours. "at least wait ‘til the song ends, love." he raises an eyebrow seemingly challenging you, you roll your eyes in response. he’s annoying, ugh when will this end already.

as the night comes to an end, he releases you from his grasp, executing a bow with his eyes still locked onto yours. you curtsey in return, the intensity of his gaze weighing on you as you straighten up.

he brings your hand to his lips, the touch of his kiss a brief, searing contact. “until next time”, his words carrying both promise and threat. by the time you return to your senses, he has already disappeared into the crowd.

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update: full fic here