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incorrect-hs-quotes · 7 months
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DAVE, sobbing into ROSE’S arms: karkat said he wouldnt still love me if i was a worm
KARKAT, venting to KANAYA: I DON’T KNOW WHY HE’D EVEN ASK THAT! IT’S NOT LIKE HE’S GONNA TURN INTO A WORM!
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vanidrabbles · 6 months
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Neuvillette: I can hold the whole world in my hands.
Furina: Neuvie, that’s impos-
Neuvillette, gently cups Furina’s face with his hands
Furina, blushing profusely & about to cry: N-Neuvillette! I-- I have a reputation to uphold.
Neuvillette, just leaning to rest his forehead against her own: Would you prefer me to let go?
Furina: … N- No, you can't! ...then the whole world will fall apart... now it's your responsibility to hold it all together.
Neuvillette, lovingly smiling: & I'll be forever honored to do so, Lady Furina.
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naferty · 1 month
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Iruka, yelling at someone who didn't submit proper paperwork probably: When I get my hands on you YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU NEVER PASSED THE ACADEMY. I'LL PERSONALLY FAIL YOU IN EVERY SUBJECT AND MAKE SURE YOU NEVER GET PAID FOR ANY WORK YOU HAIRBRAINED DONKEY
Kakashi:
Kakashi: Marry me
Iruka: We're already married, Kakashi
Kakashi: Marry me again
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aceantarctic · 10 months
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Saw this meme and my brain made a funny
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SO MUCH GAY PANIC
Monika: Sayori, I have a question. Sayori: YES I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU YES I WANT TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND YES I WANT TO MARRY YOU YES I WANT TO KISS YOU- Monika: Okay then... Natsuki: Girl, just say yes. Yuri: I would if I were you. Monika: ...Bet? --- current mood rn
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little-buzz · 7 months
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Random fanfic idea I had:
Sayori and Monika are in a relationship, but the latter is attending a college two hours away from home. The two can't live with each other because Monika is residing on campus.
Sayori is a part time college student, living at home. Out of the friend group, Natsuki is the only person around. Similar to Monika, Yuri is away at school.
Sayori's depression worsens and she reflects on her relationship with Monika. She feels she isn't fit to be her girlfriend, especially because she's struggling with her mental health. It doesn't help their relationship is long distance either.
Will I sit down and write this fic? Perhaps because Thanksgiving break is soon but we'll see
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Monika: Please refer to us as "autistic people". NTs: people with autism. Monika: No. NTs: people suffering with the condition of autism. Monika: Still no. NTs: TEEN LOCKED IN AUTISTIC BODY FINDS INNER VOICE - ABC NEWS Monika: … Sayori: "LOCKED IN AUTISTIC BODY"? Yuri: HKFHDGDGFD?! Natsuki: NT's necks are going to be locked between these autistic arms if they don't stop doing this sh*t.
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kotaki · 1 year
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“You don’t need anyone else, Mana, only look at me. I would do anything for your sake, and if anyone tries to come between us, I’ll erase them!”
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block-brain · 1 year
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Monika: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Sayori: Put spaghetti in it.

Monika: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Natsuki: Put spaghetti in it.

Monika: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Yuri: Put spaghetti in it.

Monika: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
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Robodoki, on communicator: "Whoa! That curse just shut down the whole of Chicago’s internet."
Buzz: "What, on New Year's Day? When everything's closed and everyone's hung over?"
Nate: "What a monster!"
(Source: Doctor Who 2019NYS "Resolution")
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uncool-hero · 5 months
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DDLC Incorrect Quotes
Natsuki: So, Yuri is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Sayori: Why?
Natsuki: Because I’ve caught her trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Yuri, arms crossed and pouting: You’ll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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panicloser · 8 months
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The Lit Club as things I found funny cuz they're my skrunklies
(texts on right side r MC)
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ladymiraclewings · 1 month
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Pomni: W-Why are you all looking at me!? Zooble, annoyed: Because you're presenting...
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guuuyyssssssssssssssssssssss.... give me a random uhm... ddlc chr quote from one of the chrss.... i need to draw smth and it needs character liness....
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CALM DOWN LMFAO-
Monika: I was going to call you something, but I thought it would weird you out. Sayori: Just say it~ Monika: Okay, good girl. Sayori: Oh?!! *sayori.exe_stopped_working* Natsuki and Yuri: DID WE MISS A CHAPTER- ---- this was an actual convo i had with a someone...
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