#drug dealer!regulus

[regulus-books]

bodyguard jamie next oneshot!!! I miss you all sm oml, so I'm blessing you with buff!bodyguard!angry!scared!james. heres a little preview<333

#regulus books #quip #bodyguard #bodyguard!jamespotter #james potter #dom!james #dom james potter #gun dealer!regulus #drug dealer!regulus #jegulus #regulus black #marauders #marauders era #james x regulus #regulus and james #my babys

[themarvelmarauder]

Marauders as Aussie High school stereotypes

James: red house captain, footy player

Sirius: drama starter

Remus: school captain who only ran because his teachers made him

Peter: kid who tries to get people to give him change for the canteen

Lily: the one kid who answers all the questions asked during class

Mary: the one who never participates in pe

Marlene: wags and vapes in the girls bathroom (the reason the bathrooms are locked during class)

Regulus: kid everyone knows but no one talks to

Pandora: the kid that takes 20 art subjects

Dorcas: the one who always has some instrument lesson during class

Barty: eshay who scooters to school

Evan: vape/drug dealer

#aussie high school #marauders #marauders era #regulus black #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #mary mcdonald #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes #pandora rosier #pandora lovegood #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #jegulus #wolfstar #rosekiller #dorlene #marylily

[deadchaoticcosmos]

Okay so I saw this hc where Minnie was James's godmother and I'm in love with it so I was think about it as you would and then I started thinking about harry and how she probably thought of herself as his like kinda grandmother in a way and idk I find this whole hc really cute

Ohhh oh oh so in a universe where James lives (it is starchaser in my head not jily) and effie and monty still died when James was young but after Harry was born and so when James and regulus always had to go to hogwarts because Harry got in trouble it would be really sweet because at this point James had always thought Minnie was like a 2 mum and was Harry s 2 grandma and while Harry's there at hogwarts it is so cute because she would treat him like other students but at the end of the lessons she would go full granny mode and look like a drug dealer trying to give him chocolate and shit

Goddddd I could go on and on about this sorry I lice ,love to rant

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#marauders era #regulus arcturus black #the marauders fandom #jegulus #regulus black #james fleamont potter #harry james potter #harry potter #minnie #minerva mcgonagall #effie potter #monty potter #i love this hc #minnie as James's godparent #james potter

[swiftiebookwormlogastellus]

ATYD Characters as Stuff my Friends Have Said Pt. 2

Because y'all seemed to like it the first time

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James: I'm gonna go buy some chocolate tarts for all of us

Remus: We love a man who provides

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Lily and Remus: I love rich white men

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Remus: Are you tall people phobic?

Sirius: *screeches*

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No one: Literally no one: Marlene, Sirius, and James giving a whole dance performance during quidditch practice

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BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL SAPPHIC MOMS ARE DRUG DEALERS *Pandora and Dorcas high five* ………..

*Barty running around a pool patio giggling hysterically after chugging vodka*

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Grant: Why have normal people have a crush on you when the weird ones who text you after three years of no contact can?

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Dorcas: My type is women who like me Regulus: My type is men who are nice in general

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Regulus: *points to to self in mirror* YOU'RE GAY Regulus: *points at Dorcas* SHE'S GAY Regulus: *points at Barty and Evan* THAT'S GAY

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Sirius: *walking down the hall while on a date* James, not realizing: My friend thinks you're cute and wants your number ………..

Madam Pomfrey: TAKE A SIP OF WATER Remus, under his breath: Take a sip of that pussy *The Marauders die in the background* ………..

Barty: I can't be gay and homophobic, so I'll just be homophobic Barty: *looks at Evan's ass* Barty: Actually, I think I'm gay

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Lily: I don't think getting jumped because your friend made some bad life decisions is an iconic way to die.

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Sirius: Hey baby, wanna feel my balls *throws tennis ball at Remus*

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*Silence* Remus: If the economy wasn't in shambles I world be looking forward to moving out and getting an apartment downtown.

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Peter: I think my permanent state is just confusion

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#I ship pandora and dorcas but like platonically #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #starchaser #sunseeker #jegulus #james potter #regulus black #evan rosier #pandora rosier #barty crouch jr #rosekiller #dorcas meadowes #marlene mckinnon #lily evans #grant chapman #slytherin skittles #atyd #marauders #sybil speaks

[sofoulandfairaday]

Also got any sev ones?

If I have any Severus Snape headcanons? I think I might have to put this one under the cut bby, it's going to be loooong. Edit: it got severely out of hand, be warned this is insanely long.

BUT FIRST: this is a very long but extremely well-written meta about the Snapes' peculiar type of poverty that you should all read when you have time. Like, save it for later somewhere or whatever, but seriously. Do yourself a favour.

Some people like to headcanon Remus Lupin (!) as the Hogwarts drug dealer. Nu-uh. That's Snape. Severus, for the right price, can and will provide you with any kind of potion (assuming he can steal the ingredients from the supply closet/his fancy pureblood housemates can get him whatever he needs). See this post.

But it's not just potions. He'll write your essays for money (his prices go up as the years go by, but so does his credibility). Snape is the only reason Avery ever passed 4th year Transfiguration.

Until his 6th/7th year, when he was no longer friends with Lily and started expressing a vocal desire to join the Death Eaters, he wasn't accepted or popular in Slytherin House.

Avery and Mulciber, the only people who could be considered his friends, were still pretty classist and racist towards him and even then he only got to be part of their little circle because he knew more curses when he arrived at Hogwarts than half the kids in seventh year.

You see, he wasn't just a Halfblood (they have those in Slytherin), he was also dirt poor, and pretty rough around the edges. He wasn't refined, he swore like a sailor, he was classless, and “dirty” and had worn-out clothes and second-hand books, he was canonically ugly and twitchy as a child, and Sirius (who is still from the very elegant, very posh Black Family) describes him as a little oddball.

Never mind the suave adult Snape (who is very different in the books and in the movies, anyway). My man Eliza Doolittle-ed himself. He did a Tom Riddle.

But he was powerful enough that the hazing and bullying inside his own House stopped almost immediately when he got there. You despised Snape? Fine. You attacked Snape? Suddenly your pet cat has been poisoned and your kneecaps were jinxed backwards.

Also, Lucius Malfoy promptly singled him out, and while he was still in school (Sev's first and second year) he did what he could to shield him, and to make him just a little more credible and refined in Slytherin. Severus followed him around like a little puppy and definitely acted a bit like an errand boy for him and his friends, which is also part of the reason why Sirius calls him Lucius Malfoy's lapdog in OotP. I wouldn't say they were really friends though. He knew them, and maybe they liked him, but he wasn't their equal.

Unfortunately, the Marauders' bullying only got worse as the years went by, and Lucius had graduated by the time SWM happened (I think that and the Prank were the worst, but I also like the headcanon that they were not. That Snape put that particular memory in the Pensieve because it was the time he lost Lily, not because it was the worst time he was bullied by them. From the way he reacted to their attack, this level of viciousness was probably common. By the way, even if you dislike him as a character, if you deny that what he suffered at the hands of the Marauders was vile, I don't know what to tell you.)

I wouldn't say a good rapport with Narcissa Black - because why would a girl from the upper years hang out with a boy from the first three? - but she would be kind to him, and chat politely sometimes. She was impressed with him - the first Halfblood she had ever given the time of day to.

Do you know who wasn't (lol)? Bellatrix. Who had graduated years before and just could not understand why Narcissa and Lucius would be so fond of this little scrawny upjumped Halfblood.

With the exception of Andromeda (who doesn't know who he is) and Narcissa (who really likes him), all of the Blacks hate Snape. Regulus doesn't hate him per se but thinks him unrefined and overreaching and they also have a bit of a not-so-friendly competition going on even though they come from different years. Sirius and Bella... well, you know. (credit: @hxuse-xf-black, I think this hc is theirs)

One of my favourite headcanons is that the last Black family event Sirius ever attended was Narcissa's wedding (1976) [the last one Andy ever attended was Bellatrix's (1972)]. He was there as the bride's cousin, obviously. But but but. Snivellus Snape was also there, as the groom's best man (alongside Evan Rosier and Rodolphus Lestrange). The two almost get into a Muggle brawl, and an enraged Bellatrix is the one who has to separate them (how dare you try to ruin Cissy's big day?!). She would have happily let them kill each other on any other occasion, but that was her little (only) sister's wedding and she very violently cursed them both.

Started smoking cigarettes when he was young and never really stopped.

What tea does Snape drink?

Bad personal hygiene since he was a boy, especially in his periods of worst depression. Paradoxically, he was at his most groomed during his Death Eater years (1978-1981) because he had to deal daily with the likes of Lucius Malfoy and Rodolphus Lestrange, who might have been domestic terrorists but had standards.

Speaking of which. Bella hates him. I still have to decide how Rodolphus feels about him (Rod definitely defends him when the two of them are having a row, just to piss her off, but I don't know how he actually feels). I think they had slightly different social circles. As Sirius says, they were all - at different points in time - part of a gang of baby Death Eaters in school. But I see Bella & Rod as very close with Rabastan, and Rabastan as very close to Barty (the four of them even tortured the Longbottoms together, which means they definitely talked to each other in the very hectic days after Voldemort's downfall). In my headcanons Barty and Regulus are glued at the hip, so basically that's the five of them already.

It was a period of brilliant students for Hogwarts, nothing like Harry's time. James and Sirius were prodigies, Regulus gives me mad scientist vibes (also, he must have been knowledgeable in the Dark Arts seeing as he figured out about Voldemort's Horcruxes in no time), Barty brought home twelve O.W.L.S. (how?), and Snape was inventing curses.

The latter three were tentative allies in school, but Barty&Reg (who definitely had something going on if you know what I mean), pureblood and proper, with all of the entitlement that must have come from their bloodlines and talent, definitely were not his fans.

No one could understand his fixation with “that Mudblood” (Lily); Lucius was particularly overjoyed when he heard of their falling out. (This came back to bite him in the ass when he was the one who had to physically drag him out of his house, at Spinner's End, after she died and he was determined to rot and kill himself with alcohol.)

Cat person. But never owned any pets because he could not keep one alive. Except of course when he owned a rat... err... I mean, when Peter lived with him.

I am convinced the man took stimulants. Whatever the equivalent of wizard cocaine was (probably a potion he made himself, with minimal comedown and as little side effects on the body as he can), he took. He seems to spend his nights patrolling the corridors and his days teaching, so when does he sleep?

Extremely light sleeper anyway.

Can go without eating for a long time.

He is the personification of self-loathing.

I can see him self-harming in different ways. He denies himself the small pleasures of life, he smokes until his throat burns and his lungs hurt, and insists that he works best without protective gloves (more sensitivity or whatever) which means that his hands are covered in small cuts and stains from corrosive (possibly painful) potions.

Does whatever he can to look as little like his father as possible, whether that be growing a beard, or gaining weight, or cutting his hair.

He maintains that learning Occlumency saved his life. Legilimency is about control, and even that not-so-hidden sadistic part of him, and also the self-protection that comes from knowing your opponent's moves before they can strike. But Occlumency and the sort of meditative bliss that comes from Occluding heavily was an integral part of his transformation, and very definitely helped with the very obvious anxiety that plagued him as a boy. It's yoga + good weed at the same time. That's the feeling.

The Lily thing. Part of it was romantic but in the light I-am-thirteen-and-have-a-crush-on-my-best-friend type of way. He definitely thought he was in love with her when he was sixteen/seventeen, after they had cut ties, and that's how he explained it to Voldemort, too (and that's how Voldemort explains it to Harry - he desired her). But. Truthfully? No. After a while, and especially after her death, it wasn't about the love he felt for her, it was about the debt he owed her. She was the first person to be kind to him, and he betrayed her. Directly caused her death, and sold her to the most evil wizard in history. Whether you love someone romantically or platonically, being responsible for their death, or leaving a child as an orphan takes a toll on your psyche that's almost impossible for me to comprehend or explain. Imagine the level of guilt that he felt. She was his first friend, his first crush, his first everything. And his love for her was the love Dante felt for Beatrice, the love that moves the sun and the other stars. I hate it when they reduce it to “he just wanted to bang Harry's mom haha”.

With that being said, Snily is probably the most boring Severus ship of all.

Never planned for the future. He honestly didn't think he would survive the war; his character is pretty much doomed by the narrative, and I am convinced that the only thing that kept him going was fulfilling his promise to Dumbledore, taking down the Dark Lord. He always thought Voldemort would eventually discover he was a spy and kill him for it. And as sad as it is (and that's why I love those kinds of fanfics!) I cannot see him ever adapting to a post-Voldemort world. It would take a lot of work on himself for him to find peace and I don't think he loved himself enough for that. I don't think he wanted to live.

Also, while I love the fanfics where he eventually makes up with Harry, and they have a civil relationship, I cannot see it happening in canon.

The narrative draws very explicit parallels between Snape and Voldemort, there are so many (but not limited to): the social class they come from, their blood status, the abuse they face as children, this iconic line which is one of my favourites in the whole series: But he was home. Hogwarts was the first and best home he had known. He and Voldemort and Snape, the abandoned boys, had all found home here, the details we can infer of their relationship with Dumbledore when they were still students, the transformation they operated on themselves to become more polished, their interests (both of them invent curses and the like), the way they identify with their mothers' heritages, their dynamic is extremely interesting to me.

My headcanon is that Snape was one of the few people Voldemort actually liked (and perhaps he saw himself in), which would explain why he doesn't heed Bella's advice about him. Of course, it was a very tepid intellectual appreciation (just a tad warmer than his - very cold - expression of regret at having to kill him in the Shrieking Shack), but it was there. I think they had a teacher-student dynamic which doesn't get explored enough but was clearly there: Voldemort teaches Snape how to fly without a broom; he is reportedly the only Death Eater to whom he teaches this. I think Snape was absolutely fascinated with LV in the beginning and climbed through the ranks impressively quickly. Just as rapidly (maybe more) as purebloods Regulus Black (whose cousin was LV's right-hand woman and possible mistress) and Barty Crouch (who would have been an asset seeing his father's position). Keep in mind these guys weren't even 20 years old and had all met Voldemort personally, probably more than once. They would have been part of his inner circle.

I can see Voldemort appreciating Snape's interest in magic, especially his academic interest. I think it's especially fascinating if compared to Voldemort's relationship with Bellatrix (who was the opposite of Snape in every sense): I think someone like Voldemort would be attracted to someone like Bellatrix (rich, pure of blood, self-assured, inhabiting a world built for her, etc.) but on the other hand he would also resent her for these very things that were her prerogative, and not his. On the other hand, Snape would understand him on a personal level, he would simply get some of Voldemort's lived experiences (and personality, let's be real) in a way his other Death Eaters wouldn't. But, because he still represents his past in a way (and hasn't remade himself quite yet), Voldemort would also view him with contempt. (And a great deal of superiority, but he's like that with everyone).

Snape doesn't join the Death Eaters because of the Cause. I can see him hating Muggles and perhaps looking down on Muggle-borns, but I don't think of him as a convinced pureblood elitist in the way the Lestranges and Malfoys were. He joined for power. He wanted revenge, and he wanted to feel powerful and important in a world that would make him feel small (part of the reasoning behind Bellatrix's joining in my headcanons), which makes him much hungrier than his peers, which would make him stand out to Voldemort.

His invention of the Sectumsempra spell and its counter-curse is extremely impressive, even Bella had to recognize this when she found out, and she demanded it be taught to the younger recruits, (but really to herself).

Hates summer like no one else has ever hated summer.

Helped with Draco's conception. I headcanon that Narcissa had fertility problems (this extends, for me, to most women of the Black family) and Severus helped her and Lucius with it. (This hc isn't mine, but I love it to death.)

Any and all silly headcanons about Snape teaching sex ed, dealing with periods, etc give me life. You've all read them though, so I won't repeat them.

Worked as a potioneer for Voldemort too, perhaps alongside someone who was even better than him (older, more knowledgeable). The things he learned turned out to be super useful to him in the future.

His favourite food is fish and chips, or something equally proletarian, like beans on toast... that sort of thing.

Detested living with Pettigrew (and I hc that Voldemort did it as a form of cruel punishment: he's forced to live with - offer shelter to - the man who caused Lily's death).

Because I like angst, I really like the idea that the person he was closest with, in the entirety of the Hogwarts staff (except maybe for Dumbledore) wasn't McGonagall, it was Charity Burbage. I need more fics with an in-depth exploration of their relationship (whether it be romantic or platonic) because it has amazing potential, both for angst and fluff.

Idk how anyone can ship Snily when these two are right there

Also, she would be the second woman Severus loves that Voldemort has killed. This time it's even worse.

I doubt he could ever have had a functioning relationship with her (or any other woman, or person), because what flesh-and-blood woman could ever beat the lamented and idolised spirit of Lily Evans? She would stand no chance. Again, this makes it worse.

I'm going to stop here because this is getting embarrassing. Kudos to you if you got to the end of this.

Headcanons: James | Sirius | Remus | Lily

#asks #answered #severus snape #hp headcanons

[mourningliliesmorningglories]

can you do a fic rec/round up of some fics you really like pls! i think i've read most of the popular ones!

Okay yes!!! (I think some of these you’ll need to be logged in to see) I’ve read these this month!

Twenty two cards - drarry aurors fic series

57th Street On Fire - 90s coke dealer Remus Wolfstar AU (TW: drug use and mentions)

The Power Of The Dog - wolfstar, lawyer Remus and accused murderer Sirius

if I go I'm going on fire - wolfstar, Sirius sees dead people so he and Regulus decide to renovate their childhood home

Anything by suchsmallhands @shipsnsails I am obsessed with their work atm!!!!

Crude and Proud - soulmates wolfstar modern AU (TW: mentions of child abuse)

All bets are off - drarry, auror Harry and high baller gambler Draco!!!

The Defamation of Draco Malfoy - drarry, someone publishes fan fiction of Draco and Harry. Chaos ensures. One shot.

Hopefully this helps!!!

#marauders #harry potter #sirius black #james potter #regulus black #remus lupin #wolfstar #drarry #draco malfoy #fic rec #ask ash #and like magic #ash replies

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

Regulus x Peter in modern au where Peter is his weed dealer who never makes him pay and Regulus who always tries to pay.

regulus who only smokes around Peter and becomes a chatterbox while Peter goes silent around him and it’s their way for recharging. one day Remus finds out Peter isn’t making regulus pay and starts asking why. Peter just shrugs and mumbles “idk”

but then at a party Peter shotguns smoke into Regulus’s mouth and every is shocked by the pairing. Overly jolly prep boy dealer Peter with his angry little goth boyfriend who only talks to him

it’s so gooood lol

love your account 💕 I giggle and kick my feet eveeytimw i see a new post!

HSJEBD8EBE8S REGPETER WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!

I love this. I can totally see it happen

peter get's paid by regulus's existence. that's enough payment for him (boy has a crushhhhh)

regulus who really wants to pay bc he feels bad if he doesn't. he doesn't get why peter won't let him pay. it's not like reg lacks money???? and peter makes all of his other clients pay????

remus knows what's going on before peter himself knows, and peter knows his feelings really well

sirius get's upset that they're bc peter "sells" his brother drugs ("it's okay if I take them, but you can't give them to my baby brother, you rat!!")

urghhhh i LOVE them sm <3333

thank you <3333 I'm glad you like my blog (giggling, kicking my feet)

#my bestie is looking at me weird bc i can't stop grinning #idc tho #marauders #marauders era #marauders fandom #regulus black #peter pettigrew #regpeter #peter x regulus #wow... you're bad at parking

[mea-laetitia]

So I’m reviving my Jegulus Triwizard Tournament AU fic! I’m super excited about it I have big plans for it hehe the first chapter is up right now and here is a little preview of chapter 2. Enjoyyyy!

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The Marauders had never found it so easy to score weed than they had that night. Now that Sirius and Regulus were reunited, they had an almost unlimited supply. James couldn’t remember exactly when, but at some point Regulus had become the school’s unofficial weed dealer, growing batches under his bed with some strange magical lights as well as somewhere off in the forbidden forest that no one else was privy to. Until now, they had been fortunate enough to procure what little they had, albeit very rarely; Regulus had always favoured Remus for they had a shared love of muggle literature. Who knows how that was discovered, James never bothered to ask, but Remus would occasionally turn up after studying in the library with a telltale grin and a small black bag he had charmed to be void of smell. How he managed it, James didn’t care. As long as they had weed, he was happy, and now they were positively rolling in it and he was absolutely over the moon.

“Merlin bless your brother Sirius.” He sighed wistfully as he finished rolling up the fattest joint of his life.

They were sat in their usual smoke spot overlooking the Black Lake, the shared bounty between them was larger than it ever had been, and they had decided there was no better way to celebrate the commencement of their final year of school than to smoke in excess, something they had seldom been able to do before.

Peter’s own was several times smaller than the rest of theirs. He hadn’t smoked since fifth year, when he had horribly greened out and swore it off for the rest of his life. But Sirius was not about to let him miss this golden opportunity.

“What was the point in me reuniting with my brother if you’re just going to let it go to waste?”

James didn’t see fit to mention that it certainly wouldn’t have gone to waste if Peter didn’t join them. Peter high was a phenomenon he had sorely missed, for the boy would become a giggling mess and say some of the funniest things in the world that even while high James wasn’t sure his own mind could think of.

When they were all finished, they stuck their joints together in cheers and Remus used his wand to light them all at once.

“That is some good shit right there.” Sirius said proudly, relishing in exhaling his first puff.

Remus took another drag and peered at Peter with concern. “Okay so far Pete?”

The boy nodded almost too enthusiastically and took another puff that turned him into a coughing mess. James pat him roughly on the back a few times with a fond grin.

“Attaboy Wormy. More you cough the higher you get y’know?”

“That’s a total myth Prongs.” Remus rolled his eyes. “How would that even work?”

“It recycles it through your lungs.”

“Honestly listen to yourself mate.”

Five minutes later even Remus wasn’t making much sense. James leaned back against the tree they were sitting by, staring into the sky and wishing not for the first time that he was capable of taking his broom out for a fly right now, but any time he tried to form an intelligent string of thoughts he was reminded that that was most likely a terrible idea. The only downside of Peter’s newfound drug lust was that he could no longer take them each in turn for a fly on the back of his broom. Oh well.

“What’s even the difference between the stuff he grows outside versus under his bed?” James pondered aloud.

Sirius’ eyes were comically bloodshot. “I think the outside stuff he grows the muggle way, whereas the charmed lights and shit he uses for the inside weed makes it stronger. I think, he’s never actually told me.”

The four stared silently at the bank of the Lake as it lapped softly from whatever movement from a creature within stirred it.

“So what are we smoking right now?” Peter asked.

James examined his own joint as if he would be able to tell the difference just by looking. The ember at the end slowly devoured the weed, gradually making it smaller and smaller. He took a hasty drag so as not to allow it to all burn up.

“Muggle shit I reckon. He’s not been at Hogwarts long enough to have grown a proper batch of the good stuff yet. But he said the stuff he grew in the forest he just left there all summer, so I’ll bet he has an absolute motherload of it.”

The thought of Regulus tending to his plants makes James grin. He had never really pictured Regulus as being a person with his own life and hobbies, despite knowing for years that he had been doing this. But certainly, he must have been passionate about it enough to take the growing so seriously. James wonders what Regulus must be like when he smokes.

“He’s aggravatingly no different to when he’s sober.” Sirius replied, James hadn’t realized he wondered that question out loud. He thanks his good fortune that the sun has lowered enough by now that no one can see his burning face. Really, he shouldn’t care so much about his best friend’s twin, but the boy was fascinating to him, and now that he was allowed to mention him, he just couldn’t help himself.

“When did you smoke with Regulus?” Remus puzzled. “Surely your parents wouldn’t allow that under their roof?”

Sirius smirked. “When have my parent’s rules ever stopped me?”

“Fair.”

“Hey, the top of that tree looks like it’s flipping me off right now.” Peter pointed across the lake. “Is that just me?”

James laughed loudly and looked at the tree in question, which sat inoffensively still and very much was not flipping Peter off.

“You should go give it a piece of your mind mate. I wouldn’t let that slide.”

“I dunno, it looks pretty intimidating to me.” Remus grinned.

Sirius used his wand to relight his own joint and added. “Yeah Wormy be careful, you’re clearly on thin ice already.”

“What did I do to it?” Peter whined, throwing his head back in exasperation.

“Um, dude you’re literally smoking a fellow plant right now. That hash was probably it’s best friend.”

“WELL YOU’RE ALL SMOKING IT TOO!” Peter shouted defensively.

The other three laughed uproariously at their friend. Thank Merlin Peter was a stoner once again because James dearly missed fucking with him when he was high. After a few moments Peter cracked a grin and started to laugh as well, and even though James was utterly content he still couldn’t help the thought from creeping in that moments like these were in short supply now, a year from now they’d have to find a new smoke spot. Or maybe they’d all be separated doing different things with their lives.

James pushed the thought away, grateful that at least that was a year away. He could worry about that later. He took another drag and looked at his friends with a smile.

#marauders fic #marauders #fanfic #marauders fanfic #Triwizard tournament au #Triwizard tournament #jegulus #jegulus fic #jegulus fanfic #wolfstar #wolfstar fanfic #marauders as stoners #writing #regulus black #james potter #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #sirius black #harry potter #wolfstar fic

[my-castles-crumbling]

I wanted to long-er your nickname to emphasis the importance of the following words, like a younger sibling kindly yelling your full name at you… but since Cas is short for Castle (and not like Cassandra, which would be weird) I came up with some different options.

Castiel (u don’t give me supernatural vibes tho)

Calcifer (the flame from howls moving castle, not only does the film have castle in the name but Calcifer is awesome so two birds with one stone- but it doesn’t technically start with Cas)

Cas Taylor’s version (though that’s a bit off since you aren’t made by taylor swift, but then again, I assume ur blog name is from her song?)

Casanova (you know- Remus- I feel it’s self explanatory)

Cactus (technically does not start with Cas, but I like the vibe) 

Cash (I don’t know if it’s suits u, but it’s a possibility)

Cashmere (also doesn’t really suit u)

Casserole (I actually don’t even totally know what food casseroles are- I know i’m dumb- so idk if you’d like it)

Cassette (are you the age range of people with cassettes cause if so I feel that’s a contender) 

But i’ve decided for now to go with broadCASter… 

anyway I can’t even remember what important thing I had to tell u now so… have a good weekend :) 

OH WAIT! What marauders era character do u kin… or like, who would u say ur most like. I think your lovely in the way Remus is lovely :)

(not like drug dealer remus, other remus)

Hi!

Omg this made me giggle.

Castiel- I've never seen Supernatural but I don't hate the name

Calcifer- Meh.

Cas (Taylor's Version)- Yeah my URL is after the song. Also bold of you to assume TS isn't my mother.

Casanova- I don't hate it but I don't feel I have Casanova energy

Cactus- I mean, the stereotype that enby people name themselves after objects could hold true.

Cash- I had a student named Cash once. That's a no for me.

Cashmere- 0/10

Casserole- It's like a food cooked in a pan right? Not a good name, methinks.

Cassette- Hahaha I was def a CD kid.

Broadcaster- I mean it fits, but..meh.

What do you guys think?

I def kin Sirius and Regulus, but Remus is def a compliment! <3

#ask #asks #ask cas

[apus-neverstoplooking]

Regulus scans the crowd as Pandora hit the last note of the pre-chorus. His black lined eyes lock with someone he hadn’t seen in 7 years. Gray meets gray.

“I even cut my hair and changed my name” Regulus’s raspy voice sang in the mic, as the guitar faded Keeping his eyes on Sirius.

“‘Cause we all…” The lights flash and smoke shoots up from the stage. His ring clad fingers start strumming the guitar slung across his tattered black shirt that he ripped the sleeves off of and cropped. Barty comes back in with drums, cueing the others on their timing.“just wanna be big rockstars.”

“And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars.” Evan makes his way over to Regulus with his Bass

“The boys come easy,” Regulus winks at Evan and smirks flashing his sharp canines, “and the drugs come cheap.”

Regulus slides his guitar behind his back and runs a hand through his black curls before grabbing the microphone. Tilting his head up while bending his knees down , getting close to the mic stand in a way that’s borderline obscene. He straightens up, keeping his face close to the mic while tapping his black converse to the beat. “We’ll all stay skinny ‘cause we just won’t eat.”

“And we'll hang out in the coolest bars

In the VIP with the movie stars. Every good gold digger’s gonna wind up there. Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair.” He makes eye contact with blonde in the front row. “And we'll hide out in the private rooms

with the latest dictionary of today's who's who

They'll get you anything with that evil smile…” He smiles, showing off his perfect teeth.

“Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well. Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar.”

The band played out the rest of the song and waited a moment for Regulus to drink some water before they did the introductions. That’s how their shows worked; They opened with ‘Rockstar’, did the introductions, sang half their set list, actually talked to the crowd for a bit and not just fuck with them between songs, sang the second half, say their goodbyes, and then sang a final surprise song which changed every show.

“How’s everybody doing tonight?” Regulus shouted into the mic. The crowd screaming back at him.

“I take it that means well? Why am I even asking? Of course you’re doing well, I’m here.” Regulus let a smile ghost his lips as he was once again, screamed at.

“We’ll I’m sure most of you know who we are, but as I’ve learned; assume nothing.” He looked at Sirius briefly. “So I’m going to introduce us very quickly so we can get on with our night.”

He picked up the microphone and started walking around.

“First up, we have Evan Rosier playing the Bass.” Who bowed dramatically as crowd cheered.” “I said, we have EVAN ROSIER playing the bass!”

He said the names twice: once normally and let crowd cheer a bit, the second time he yelled while putting more emphasis on their names so the crowd screamed louder.

“Pandora Lovegood as our lead guitarist.” She played out a quick riff. “I’m sorry, did you not hear me. We have PANDORA LOVEGOOD as our lead guitarist!”

“Our drummer is Barty Crouch Jr.” He stopped spinning the drumstick between his finger and quickly hit all of the drums. “Excuse me, our drummer is BARTY CROUCH JR!”

“Next we have Dorcas Meadows on Keyboard. However, like the amazing woman she is will play several different instruments depending on the song.” Dorcas pulled her silver sunglasses down her nose and with a wink, blew a kiss out into the crowd. “Oh c’mon, you guys can do better than that, especially for DORCAS MEADOWS.”

“As always, I’m Regulus Black, you’re lead singer and rythme guitarist.”

“And we are The Pantheon!” Regulus held out the mic for the crowd and winced at how loud they were.

They started performing again, just having fun. Someone threw a pride flag on stage that Regulus picked and started running around with as he sang.

Doing shows was Regulus’ favorite part of the job, besides actually making the music. He wasn’t really fond of the being famous part. His fans were great, he just wasn’t really a people person. He preferred to keep to himself, and also had really anxiety. Performing was different, when Regulus was on stage he became a different person. He didn’t have to be him.

****

“I want to change the last song.” Regulus said as soon as the band got backstage after saying their goodbyes.

“What?”

“Why?”

“You can’t be serious”

“Is everything alright?”

Their confusion wasn’t unwarranted, they pre-plan the song that morning at breakfast as part of their show day routine. They have never once changed it after it was picked.

“My brother, Sirius, he’s here.” He was starting to panic now as it started to set in.

“Oh shit”

“Fuck dude.”

“You have a brother?”

“What does that have to do with anything?”

“Yeah, he’s about a year older than me and ran away when I was 14. I haven’t seen him since. I’ll explain the rest later but we have to get back on stage.”

“What song do you want to do?” Dorcas asked.

“Family line.” It was a song Regulus wrote a while ago and to scared to actually release it, he leaked it to Twitter on a fake account. He wanted it out there because he knew there were kids out there who could relate, but the thought of putting something that vulnerable into the world was terrifying. The band has refused to comment on it.

“Are you sure Reggie?” Pandora looked at him like he could shatter. It wasn’t out of pity or because she thought he would shatter, they just cared very deeply and always so gentle with everything except a guitar.

“Yes.” He wasn’t really, but he needed to do this.

***

“Apologies for the wait as I mentioned previously we were having a few problems, but we’re all good now.”

“At the end of every show we sing a ‘surprise’ song that’s different every show. Some you are going to be very excited by the song we’ve chosen, while others may have no idea.”

Regulus smiles a bit at the crowd, watching as the whispered to one another.

“Now this song is bit different from our usually style and it’s not claimed by us officially. You know we’ve been dodging questions since it’s been released, but I suppose now’s as good as ever.” He looked at Sirius, who was watching intently from his spot in the crowd. Everyone else in the audience was getting more excited.

“In case anyone has yet to guess, we present you ‘Family Line’.

The crowd starting screaming.

The band started playing the opening cords as the lights dimmed, and the crowd started quieting down. The people who knew quieted down out of respect and the rest did because everyone else did.

Regulus closed his eyes and took a deep breath before he started singing in the mic.

“My father never talked a lot. He just took a walk around the block 'til all his anger took a hold of him and then he'd hit.”

“My mother never cried a lot. She took the punches, but she never fought 'til she said, "I'm leaving, and I'll take the kids" so she did.”

“I say they're just the ones who gave me life;

But I truly am my parents' child.”

“Scattered 'cross my family line. I'm so good at telling lies that came from my mother's side

told a million to survive. Scattered 'cross my family line. God, I have my father's eyes but my brother's when I cry. I can run, but I can't hide from my family line.”

‘It's hard to put it into words how the holidays will always hurt. I watch the fathers with their little girls and wonder what I did to deserve this.”

“How could you hurt a little kid? I can't forget, I can't forgive you 'Cause now I'm scared that everyone I love will leave me.” He opened his eyes and looked directly at Sirius before looking away to scan the crowd.

“Scattered 'cross my family line. I'm so good at telling lies that came from my mother's side; told a million to survive. Scattered 'cross my family line. God, I have my father's eyes but my brother's when I cry. I can run, but I can't hide

From my family line.”

“From my family line.”

“Oh, all that I did to try to undo it. All of my pain and all your excuses. I was a kid but I wasn't clueless. (Someone who loves you wouldn't do this). All of my past, I tried to erase it. But now I see, would I even change it? Might share a face and share a last name, but (We are not the same).” Regulus looked back over to where Sirius is only to find him gone.

“Scattered 'cross my family line. I'm so good at telling lies that came from my mother's side;

Told a million to survive. Scattered across my family line. God, I have my father's eyes, but my sister's when I cry. I can run, but I can't hide from my family line.”

“From my family line.”

Dorcas hit the the final note and the band ran off stage.

——————————————————————————

The song that played at the beginning was ‘Rockstar’ by Nickelback and the last song was ‘Family line’ by Conan Gray except I changed the ‘sister’ to ‘brother’ so it fit.

#regulus black #sirius and regulus #sirius black #barty crouch junior #evan rosier #pandora lovegood #dorcas meadowes #fame au #band au #rockstars #the pantheon #mauraders #muggle au #modern au #this was so bad #i’m going to explode #so cringy #srsly wtf #pls send help #i’m not a writer #the black brothers

[roalinda]

4, 10, 16!!!!

4. what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?

Does porn bots count as the last straw? 💀 in all seriousness, I am usually very patient and try not to be rude. But that doesn't mean I take whatever it is thrown at me. I have not blocked anyone on this blog ( thankfully), but there are some ppl on my main blog whom I have and the last straw had been making fun of my culture.

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

What makes me go absolutely feral is the fact that James is portrayed as a stupid brain-dead himbo who needs Regulus or Lily's patronizing 24/7, same goes with Sirius and Remus. You know what is WORSE? the worse is when Remus is being the casanova who is a genius drug dealer and handles those idiot friends of his. *roars and growls*

Also, I don't understand Snape raising baby Harry when Sirius - BOTH JAMES AND LILY POTTER'S CHOICE - Black is there. But then again, maybe it is not that bad. James would claw his way out of grave along with Lily if that happens. 😏

You can find 10 here

Thanks for the ask ♡

#Asks

[starelliie]

inside "The Wolf"

chapters: 7/?

by starelliie

 

Language: English

Summary:

1920' au inspired by @sophithil art

remus as a renowned speakeasy owner and crime boss known as "the Wolf"- as his pub/bookshop.

the Black brothers as nourishous poker players.

regulus as the one who plays, and sirius, who knows every move.

james as remus' right-hand man, bartender and operative

Blacks as drug kingdom owners, Marauders in a conflict with Deatheaters and Snatchers, and the police want to have their word in all of this. It would be great for all of them if Sirius and Remus were dead.

.

wolfstar and jegulus (equal) fanfic placed in the 20s and based on Peaky Blinders.

if you watched the show you would have some spoilers, but as I('m saying, some. It's more like inspired but not the exact copy.p For instance, there's no poker gambling in the show. Here, there's a lot;)

Why say more? Let's play some poker, shall we?

Fandoms: marauders ara (Harry Potter)

Rating: explicit

Warnings: graphic depictions of violence

Categories: M/M, F/M, F/F

Characters: James Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Marauders girls, people who were alive during the Marauders era

Relationships: James Potter/Regulus Black, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Barty Crouch Jr/Evan Rosier, Mary Macdonald/Lily Evanqs, Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadows, Frank&Alice Lonbottom, Pandora&Xenofilius Lovegood

Additional Tags: Everyone Is Alive, Because fuck canon, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, slow burn, gang violence, character death, Walburga&Orion A+ parenting, drug use, drug dealers, 1920s

Read it on AO3 at:

#ao3feed #hogwarts #moony x padfoot #remus and sirius #remus john lupin #sirius orion black #james potter #wolfstar #hp marauders #marauders era #remus x sirius #jegulus fic #jegulus #marylily #dorlene #slow burn #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #barty x evan #starchaser #rosekiller #anything for our moony

[silverfairytale-elf]

Sirius: “On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeee—twelve drug dealers!

Mary: “Eleven busted lighters!”

James: “Ten damn detentions!”

Marlene: “Nine girls I fancy!”

Peter: “Eight pissed off teachers!”

Sirius: “Seven Lily’s fretting!”

Lily: “Six of Mary’s exes!”

Mary: “Five failed history tests!”

Peter: “Four tea sugars!”

Regulus : “Three boring swots!”

James: “Two stinky trainers!”

Sirius: “AND A MOONY IN A REALLLLYYY BAAAAAD MOOOOOOD!”

#marauders #sirius orion black #marlene mckinnon #peter pettigrew #james potter #lily evens #mary macdonald #remus lupin

[ameliora-j]

okay imagine this with that drug dealer!reader thing.

you’re around the park and u’re already cranky bc u had to deal with some stupid 13 year old trying to buy stuff hidden from their parents and it pissed you off, so you’re sitting down on your board as regulus tricks around the park when a guy comes over, just wanting to buy a few. he would never admit it, but (obviously) regulus got jealous over how the guy sat down next to you on your board (how dare this random guy take his sit), and upon not seeing u at all that day he got needy so he went up to u as you finished your little business talk and just tried to cuddle u a bit buuuut, with your cranky mood u just decided to shrug him off, with did not go well when he had bend over on bathroom sink fucking your senses away 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

oh my god 😵‍💫 shoving his fingers in your mouth to shut you up and then putting his beanie on you when you guys walk out so everyone knows you’re his and knows what j happened 🥴

#nani’s angels 👼🏽 #fanmail 💌 #nsfw.nani #skater!regulus #stoner!regulus #drug dealer!reader

[b-u-g-g-y]

more very very very random marauders headcannons

Marlene picks flowers for Dorcas

James likes Hawaiian shirts

Sirius kisses Remus’s nose

Sirius can’t grow facial hair as a teenager

Dorcas has a septum piercing

Marlene cut her own bangs and they actually turned out good

Mary burns lavender candles in the girls dorm

James only had one eyebrow for half of third year due to a rather unfortunate potions accident

Sirius pets every dog he sees on the street

Remus is actually really fast

Sirius is ambidextrous

Regulus likes baby cows

James waves his hands around when he talks

Marlene speaks Spanish

Mary likes tulips

Peter is slightly pigeon toed

Sirius and Peter have a very long and elaborate secret handshake

Sirius holds the record amount of detentions in a year

No one can beat Peter at chess

Mary chews gum all the time

Marlene likes sour candy

Dorcas can play the cello

Marlene and Sirius share clothes

Mary sells muggle pens

Sirius cried the first time James called him his brother

Mary can’t handle spicy food

Dorcas and Remus like to make fun of people together

Lily wears flowy skirts

Remus and Lily started a book club

Hope knits all the marauders scarfs/hats/gloves every year for the holidays

Mary has a black cat

Peter was lowkey a drug dealer at hogwarts

Dorcas wears colorful eyeliner

Mary pierced Lily’s bellybutton

All the girls have matching tattoos

Lily’s favorite number is 19

Regulus is friends with all the house elfs

Peter always wears a watch his sister gave him

James is allergic to strawberries

Sirius likes to draw comics

Mary likes turquoise

Both Sirius and Lily are blanket hoggers

Remus can’t draw hearts

#sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #lily evans #peter pettigrew #mary macdonald #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes #wolfstar #dorlene #jily #marauders era #the marauders

[padfootspuppy]

Regulus, to his family: would you all excuse me for a moment?

Regulus: if I am to get through the entire night of this family dinner, I’m going to have to call Sirius’s drug dealer

Walburga: go ahead son, the floo powder is right-

Walburga: WAIT WHAT?!

#harry potter #sirius black #james potter #marauders #remus lupin #james fleamont potter #sirius orion black #siriusblack #jamespotter #peter pettigrew #remus john lupin #the noble house of black #noble house of black #regulus black #regulus black textpost #sirius black textpost #walburga black #narcissa malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders text post #marauders headcanon #marauders map #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #padfoot #moony #wormtail #prongs #the marauders #marauders era