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basiatlu · 5 months
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Ok ok I can hear you sharpening your pitchforks from here yeesh
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In response to the outcry on the previous post hihihih
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elysianavenue · 9 months
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songs that remind me of genshin characters
aether: soldier, poet, king - the oh hellos (venti clearly sings it for him duh)
lumine: two birds - regina spektor (it's about her and her bro (':)
amber: touch the sky - julie fowlis (please it s c r e a m s amber)
kaeya: iris - the goo goo dolls (ik it's a romance song but i lowkey picture him singing it to his bro im sorry)
lisa: dangerous woman - ariana grande (need i say more?)
barbara: sisters - radical face (give this girl a sister of the year award rn)
razor: on melancholy hill - gorillaz (he was raised by wolves)
xiangling: what baking can do - jessie mueller (she cooks lmao?)
beidou: wellerman - nathan evans (she's a pirate it makes sense ok)
xingqiu: paperback writer - the beatles (mans writes fanfiction cmon)
ningguang: national anthem - lana del rey (i'll tell you you're my national anthem mommy)
fischl: control - halsey (i can't explain this one it makes sense to me tho)
bennett: world's smallest violin - ajr (he definitely will blow up into smithereens at some point)
noelle: teenage dirtbag - wheatus (HER NAME IS NOELLE-)
chongyun: lemon boy - cavetown (chongyun is robbie and xingqiu is lemon boy oop-)
sucrose: rät - penelope scott (i honestly just hear her voice lol)
jean: oh no! - marina (she do be after success)
diluc: alive - khalid (daddy issues by the neighbourhood was too obvious)
qiqi: the blue wrath - i monster (again, it's one of those songs i hear and homegirl comes to mind)
mona: a sky full of stars - coldplay (her entire personality is astrology sorry)
keqing: unworthy - vancouver sleep clinic (this one might only make sense to me so i won't bother explaining it)
venti: golden slumbers - the beatles (ducky told me to put this one for venti)
klee: wrecking ball - mother mother (this should make the most sense, damn little menace)
diona: my alcoholic friends - the dresden dolls (no one hates alcohol more than this girl)
tartaglia: cherry bomb - the runaways (he deadass listens to this on repeat, prove me wrong)
xinyan: i love rock n roll - joan jett & the blackhearts (self explanatory)
zhongli: good riddance - green day (ducky also told me to add this song)
albedo: the moon will sing - the crane wives (wasn't he abracadabraed into existence or something? lmao)
ganyu: brutal - olivia rodrigo (it's ok ganyu)
xiao: can you feel my heart - bring me the horizon (lil emo boy)
hu tao: dead! - my chemical romance (im convinced she'd commit homicide to keep the funeral parlor in business SORRY LMAO I LOVE HER I PROMISE)
rosaria: take me to church - hozier (she makes me wanna go to church oop-)
yanfei: cool kids - echosmith (little nerdy lawyer chick you're cool trust)
eula: who is she ? - i monster (fr tho who is she)
kazuha: softcore - the neighbourhood (this should make sense to everyone no excuses)
ayaka: reflection - lea salonga (YOU ARE THE PERFECT DAUGHTER BB)
sayu: dreamy night - lilypichu (SHE'S LITERALLY THE VOICE ACTRESS AND IT FITS SAYU SO WELL COME ON)
yoimiya: firework - katy perry (do i need to explain?)
sara: i'll make a man out of you - donny osmond (show me what dreams are made of general kujou)
raiden: you should see me in a crown - billie eilish (she's my queen who can step on me any day)
kokomi: gilded lily - cults (it can't be easy being a high priestess :()
thoma: rainbow connection - weezer, hayley williams (specifically this version)
gorou: soldier - fleurie, tommee profitt (another self explanatory one)
itto: seven nation army - the white stripes (it's just him singing honestly)
yun jin: treacherous doctor - wallows (it makes sense after her hangout event)
shenhe: graceland too - phoebe bridgers (another i think it only makes sense to me)
yae miko: bubblegum bitch - marina (mommy-)
ayato: son - sleeping at last (he do be a son)
yelan: don't threaten me with a good time - panic! at the disco (MOMMY-)
shinobu: anklebiters - paramore (her singing to the gang)
heizou: hayloft II - mother mother (this one is more based off a headcanon)
collei: sweet hibiscus tea - penelope scott (give this girl a hug rn)
tighnari: marigolds - early eyes (my fav botany connoisseur<3)
dori: million dollar bills - lorde (stingier than mihoyo)
candace: ancient dreams in a modern land - marina (just listen to it. candace.)
cyno: the other side of paradise - glass animals (i just hear him singing it. it was originally poker face by lady gaga LOL)
nilou: footloose - kenny loggins (nilou is basically bella thorne in her shake it up era no disrespect)
nahida: fireflies - owl city (another it just makes sense to me but also i highkey imagine her jamming out to this and scara is like ???)
layla: tired - beabadoobee (get some sleep girl you deserve it)
faruzan: people i don't like - upsahl (oh she very clearly doesn't like a lot of people)
wanderer (scaramouche): i would hate me too - tx2 (HE WOULD SO SING THIS THAT LITTLE EMO ASSHOLE. an honorable mention would be emo legendary by the voice of scaradouche himself, patrick pedraza)
yaoyao: honey - derivakat (ik the song was aimed at tubbo but come on yaoyao gives this vibe as well)
alhaitham: saint bernard - lincoln (the biggest alhaitham vibe ever don't tell me otherwise)
dehya: team - lorde (*cough* mommy *cough*)
mika: scrawny - wallows (lil stinker)
kaveh: no surprises - radiohead (alhaitham if you won't give him a hug then i will)
baizhu: body - mother mother (just do his story quest)
kirara: hello kitty - avril lavigne (...self explanatory...)
lynette: tourner dans le vide - indila (okay yes a romance song but if you squint it's just about a girl who would do anything for a male she loves and in this case lynette is someone who would do anything for her brother whom she loves)
lyney: mad hatter - melanie martinez (seriously. do i need to explain this one.)
freminet: rises the moon - liana flores (my actual favorite character of all time)
neuvillette: ocean eyes - billie eilish (mans is hydro man with pretty blue eyes i had to pick this one im sorry)
wriothesley: wires - the neighbourhood (THIS MAN HAS ME ON A FUCKING LEASH. ahem. sorry im gonna go touch grass right now and call my therapist.)
charlotte: watch what happens - kara lindsay (god i love it when things just make sense)
furina: the ballad of mona lisa - panic! at the disco (you're really gonna look at me and tell me that i'm wrong?)
this is the playlist on spotify 👇
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5puQ0xhZv1MrwZ8TyAMkde?si=6wlgE48iTtGH-V_Ld19DfA
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berrymoos · 2 years
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i hate baby jonny being sad and upset over will(;_;) it BREAKS MY HEART and after i finished reading him getting scared i couldn’t stop imagining what would happen if max had a nightmare :0
*getting the scene set up please standby*
ok so she’s at mike’s house and the whole party’s there including the older teens and they’ve had a movie bing, they’ve pigged out on junk food, they’ve been talking about everything and nothing and now they’ve finally gone to sleep with no problems, aside from steve having to sneak into holly’s room to steal her nightlight for jonathan, and everything’s good
she had stayed big the whole night and was having some lovely rest but then it all comes crashing back
she sees billy, the spider monster, el in terrible pain, the monster from the hospital, everything that happened that night, and she wakes up in a cold panic, scared and unfortunately little:(
she tries not to make a lot of noise while she silently sobs because it’s past midnight but steve knows when one of his babies is in trouble and wakes up in an instant
“ max, is everything okay?”
“ sorry stevie, i didn’t mean to wake you up”
“ that’s okay, do you wanna- *he’s cut off by max running from her spot next to lucas and jonny to his lap*
“ it was so scary stevie, i saw b-billy and the monsters and and…”
“ oh i’m so sorry sweetheart, how about a cookie, hmm? can a cookie cheer you up?”
“ m’kay, but can you hold me? i still scared”
“ of course! i’ll do anything to make my max happy”
*fast-forward to the kitchen*
“ chocolate chip or-
steve’s stops when he hears sniffles, sniffles he knows all too well
“ jonny? what are you doing up?”
“ max was gone”
“ no i not, i right here” *points to herself to make the point clear*
“ but not when i woke up:( me and ducky got scared”
“ well she’s here right now, she was upset that’s all”
“what!” *he and max are shocked because he never raises his voice unless he’s screaming* * even the paci falls out*
“ don’ be upset! i right here, i’ll make it better:) uppies?”
“ i don’t know buddy, i already have max..” but those eyes, those sweet eyes that break steve everytime
“ oh alright, c’mere”
now he has two babies in his arm, hugging each other with cookie crumbs on their face, when eddie and robin walk in
“ are you guys having cookies without me?”
“ that’s exactly what they’re doin’ robin, they left us out!”
“ no baby, not at all, you see max was upset and then jonny found out and one thing led to another and…”
let’s just say steve was up an extra two hours with all of them, having to squeeze his eyes shut so the puppy eyes won’t make him give them all more cookies(*^ワ^*)i swear if you tell lucas or nancy or will or uncle wayne about this midnight snacking…
max was happy, she had steve, her favorite friend in the whole wide world(minus el obvi) and robin and eddie to make her feel better and that nightmare was long forgotten
later steve asks her about it and she says she just can’t shake billy, he scares her to the core when she thinks about him flayed, and steve assures her that he and everyone else would always be there for her<3
nightly rambles while listening to hamilton is sm fun(>▽<)
baby jonny being upset over will is just. 💔he loves his wuh-wuh so much okay!!! AND NOW MAXIE W THE NIGHTMARE OH NO 。・゚゚*(>д<)*゚゚・。
steve could be in a deep REM sleep with the world around him absolutely dead to him & he would still be able to sense when one of his little ones are crying, regardless if it's silent or if he's in a different room. that's simply the mother hen in him coming out (*´˘`*)♡
when max climbs into his lap, crying about billy and the monsters and el being hurt, steve takes a moment to rock her gently, wiping tears from her eyes when she calms down. "cookies make everything better, yknow. do you want a cookie?"
"mhm .. hold me, tho, pease"
the gang actually baked a lot of different cookies earlier that night bc half of them were craving something sweet, but everyone couldn't agree on just two different kinds: there's chocolate chip, sugar, oatmeal (not oatmeal raisin), butter ... so many different kinds (≡^∇^≡) max is given the option of three different cookies bc who is steve to deny her that? (his initial bargain was 2 cookies but max said please & he caved instantly)
then jonny toddles into the kitchen, ducky in arms & paci in his mouth, eyes kinda teary bc he woke up & maxie and teeb were gone :((
"hey, bud! it's alright, maxie just had a nightmare–"
"maxie hadda nigh'mare?!"
just like max is ready to throw hands w jonny's nightmares, he's ready to chuck his stuffie at her's! how dare a nightmare make his friend upset! thankfully when his paci tumbles out of his mouth in shock it's caught by the paci clip attached to his shirt so it doesn't fall to the floor. max is like "it's okay! i okay, now!" & points to the cookies on the stove. "i'm getting cookies!"
jonny still wants uppies, just to make sure his buddy's doing extra okay ... and he also wants cookies ksndksnd & steve definitely can't say no to his sweet little eyes!! so he gets his three choice cookies, too!!
they end up having milk with their cookies, mainly bc steve wanted to dunk his chocolate chip cookie in some & the littles were like "oooo ... milk too, pease?" max gets chocolate & jonny gets angel milk, n they're all rlly content
then eddie & robin come toddling in side by side, awakened by the smell of freshly heated cookies, and they are so SCANDALIZED to find the three of them munching on cookies & milk WITHOUT them! they literally GASP & that's what catches everyone else's attention
"eddie! they're eating cookies without uuuuss!"
"that's no faaaaair!!" ・゚・( 。>д<。)・゚・
eddie's pouting so hard his cheeks r puffed out & robin's genuinely abt to cry bc she loves cookies so much — they're one of her favorite sweets — & to know there are three people eating them without her is such a horrendous crime to her little brain!! and if robin starts crying, eddie's gonna start crying, & his cries are loud so that's gonna make jonny cry bc he doesn't like loud noises, & that's also gonna wake other people up, & steve doesn't want any of that in the middle of the night \(;≡ω≡)
"hey, hey, it's okay! you guys can have some cookies too, there's enough for everybody! max was just upset, then jonny woke up and i couldn't leave him out while he watched max get her cookies, so..."
he lets the two of them have their top three choices & fixes eddie his chocolate milk; robin doesn't want milk, but she does want ice cream, so she gets a half scoop in a small bowl, & all is well again!
... until robin pulls out the puppy dog eyes for more ice cream and eddie copies her bc now he wants some ice cream, then max whips out the puppy dog eyes just to help them out bc she's a little menace at heart
"nope, nope, nope! you guys already had three cookies, and robin, you had ice cream!"
"pleeeeeeease, steviiiiiie?"
"n-no more sweets for the night, nuh-uh!"
"preeeeetty pleeeeease?"
"no more– n-no more sweets, nope...! no, no, no ... j-jonny, help a buddy out, here!"
jonny just giggles while he sips at the rest of his milk. " 'nother cookie for ducky, pease?" (ducky does not, in fact, want a cookie, jonny rlly thinks the other three ganging up on steve while he tries SO hard to stand his ground to puppy dog eyes is funny)
"oh dear god, not ducky too!"
he ends up caving and gives them their ice cream jonny a refill of angel milk, & a few bread crumbs for ducky instead of a cookie, but he put up a good fight — he stood his ground for a good 45 seconds 😭 "okay, that's IT! no more!"
okay, maybe no more sweets ... but now they want popcorn to even it out 🤭 "alriiiight ... but if you tell lucas or nancy OR will OR uncle wayne, they're going to have my head-" ESPECIALLY nancy; she's been teaching him how to stand up to the puppy dog eyes for forEVER now & he's still caving omg ,, the day he finally stands up to them will be a day of celebration
they pinky swear their secrecy. steve will not lose his head tonight!!
and two hours past midnight, after letting them munch on popcorn & a little bit of juice, then flipping on some tv at a low volume, they conk out again, all in a tangled pile of limbs <3
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lunaeclipsis · 2 years
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yeah ok bet [ cracks knuckles ] - its been mentioned hundreds of time but ts/4 weirdly has the rest of the gang of toys ( both bonnies original toys and andys toys ) do. very little. the most that the gang did was have jessie pop a tire 2 keep bonnies family in the carnival + their dumbass plan with the gps at the end of the film but like. other times they did nothing which is so. inaccurate? especially when woody was trying 2 get f/orky n shit -- ur telling me his gang wouldn’t wanna try n help him??? thas bull, bebe - woodys arc is Dumb as Shit 2bh! first of all, woody hadn’t had ANY hangups abt andy in the same way he had them in his film; and while i can SEE him comparing bonnie 2 andy, i cant see him doing it in a way where hes an old mf and mourning andy. hes over him. hes OVER him, my god - not only that but buzzs arc is worse? they completely dumbed him down 2 him not even knowing what a CONSCIENCE is and thinking his voicebox ( the fucking “buzz l/ightyea/r to the rescue!” mf ) WAS his conscience. they completely disregarded that he wasnt STUPID, he was DISILLUSIONED. buzz has shown so much ingenuity and smartness in previous films and they had the AUDACITY to do that to him - b/o peep is an issue all in herself shes so clearly meant 2 be a girlbossified cool gal indepent women all that but its just. so boring? not only that but they try n convince people that she was ALWAYS like that in the beginning flashback but she CLEARLY WAS NEVER LIKE THAT, WE ALL SAW THE MOVIES DIDNEY YOU CAN’T GASLIGHT US ABT THIS - woody and bo’s relationship is like. blown out of proportion?? tbh?? they were never each the love of each others life in the previous films. they just flirted and had fun lil innuendos but they were Never “in love” -- and their chemistry in this film is NOTHING !!! buzz and woody and hell JESSIE and woody had more chemistry than those two did the entire film and it drove me INSANE - the ending with the hugs was cute but it wasnt an emotional moment EARNED. it was only emotional bc these are characters we are ATTACHED TO. im not sad bc this is a perfect end to woodys arc im sad bc ur declaring that hes never gonna be in anymore T/OY STORY CONTENT - the idea that bonnie, who was literally so enamored with this cowboy ragdoll, suddenly neglected him and didnt care is such. bullshit? the MOST i can see is her not playing w/ him as much so she doesnt BREAK HIM in rougher playtimes bc hes an OLD FUCKING RAGDOLL TOY . - the new characters arent worth it either 2bh the most i enjoyed was giggles and ducky + bunny and thats only bc im a mf - dont watch this film the pretty animation isnt worth it
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dojimakaichou · 2 years
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SENT FROM @taaboh​  ―   ( unprompted / always accepting )
if random questions are OK, feel free to ignore if not: if you were to assign a moral alignment for your character (lawful/neutral/chaotic) (good/neutral/evil), what would it be and why?
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OOC.
Hey, duckie ! Random questions are always more than fine. I’m going to base this answer based off of my understanding of the D&D alignment system, because that’s the TTRPG and definitions that I’m most used to ! I usually say that Daigo is TRUE NEUTRAL ( a slang term for Neutral without any additional Chaotic or Lawful classification ). TRUE NEUTRAL is defined in the 5th edition PHB as : “Neutral (N) is the alignment of those who prefer to steer clear of moral questions and don’t take sides, doing what seems best at the time. Lizardfolk, most druids, and many humans are neutral.” ( pg. 121 ) True Neutral characters can have respect for tradition or laws, but it normally has to be proven to them first that there is a reason or necessity to do so. They are more comfortable defying societal expectations than their Lawful Neutral peers but, unlike someone who is Chaotic Neutral, believe that there is a use for order in the world. They see Good and Evil as unrealistic and often extreme measures of a person and prefer more intimate judgments that take into consideration the circumstances individuals are faced with. True Neutral characters have difficulty sentencing others without hearing their personal accounts ( which can lead to them extending second chances more often than executions ). This is not to say that a True Neutral individual is a merciful one. True Neutral is best understood as the alignment of FAIRNESS. True Neutral characters are as capable of helping their loved ones, being protective, responding to threats with threats, etc. as any other alignment  ―  but they do so whilst viewing life as an impossible - to - define, complicated concept that everyone in the world grapples with. While I could see arguments for Daigo being Chaotic Good, I do think declaring him such gives his conscience too much credit. Daigo, from the moment we meet him in Yakuza 2, is a character ruled by the situation he’s in. He’s a drunken brawler starting street fights and running a gang in an effort to lash out at the Clan and the circumstances his connections to it forced him into.  When he becomes Chairman, he holds an office that demands a degree of bloodlust or ambition for power. Daigo, however, responds to his appointment by using it for diplomacy. More than anything else, his reputation over the years as the Sixth Chairman is built on how FAIR he is and how far he will go to fight for and establish alliances. That being said, he is always advantageous, and many of his plans are founded in the interests of the Clan at the time ( ex. stealing Akiyama’s fortune when the Clan is bankrupt or advocating for its dissolution when he sees it will become a pawn ). True Neutral, I believe, also allows the needed room for the concept of the yakuza as a whole in a way that Chaotic Good doesn’t. As the franchise points out, gray areas in society exist and must be understood without a strict Good / Evil code. The yakuza are, as a whole, one giant gray area : a system that creates a sanctuary for outcasts while encouraging activities that many so - called Good individuals would scowl at due to their illegal or harmful nature. Daigo, as Chairman, interprets the yakuza as a home first and foremost, as he proclaims to Mine ( a sentiment along the lines of ‘ the Clan gives people somewhere to go when they have none ’ )  ―  but in order to keep that home safe and stable requires him to be complicit in the traditionally questionable and less - than - legal activities it profits from. A Chaotic Good character ( in my opinion ) would have a difficult time fitting into the established idea of a what a yakuza is / has to be ( which, interpreting it that way, CG makes a lot of sense for Kiryu ). Do I think Daigo has a strong set of personal values that influence his individual decisions ? Yes. But do I think that Daigo’s environment often forces him to swallow a lot of those values and react to problems with solutions that he views as the best for his men / will generate the ‘ better ’ outcome in his mind ? Very much so. Daigo is not a character that follows right vs. wrong, he is a character that functions on what is necessary at the time. Hopefully this answers your question ! Thank you for sending it in !
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callmemana · 1 year
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Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery #24
Rick: *signs legal document with a glitter gel pen*
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Cricket: how do I look Leo? *spinning around so he can see the whole dress*
Leo: you look gorgeous.
Leo: I wish I could rip that off of you.
Cricket: go ahead.
Cricket: what?
Leo: what?
Duckie: *slowly sticking her head through a bush* leo said he would like to rip the clothes off of you and crick said he could go ahead.
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[leo apologizing to duckie after a fight]
Duckie: it’s ok! It was nothing, it’s not like you fucked my sister or anything.
Leo: …
Duckie: …
Leo: actually, now that you mention-
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Cricket: *driving the group somewhere*
Rick: wow Crick, when did you get your driver’s license?
Cricket: my what?
Leo: *reaching for the doorhandle* I need to get out of this fucking car.
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Leo: Angel, I’m home!
Cricket: where’s the twins, I thought you took them to the park with rick?
Leo: Angel I’m going back to the park, for a completely unrelated reason.
Cricket: did you leave my babies at the fucking park?
Leo: angel, come on. I accidentally left OUR babies at the park.
Cricket: …
Leo: if it makes you feel better I think Rick did the same with AJ & Addie.
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Duckie: god, I hate myself, I’m such a fucking mistake.
Rick: excuse me, how dare you talk like that about my girlfriend?!
Leo & Cricket: and our best friend?!
Rick: you better take that back, Pruitt, or you’ll be forced to listen to all of the 153 reasons why we love you. Again.
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[the gang is shopping for their kids’ school supplies for their third-fifth grade years]
Duckie: the babies are getting excited.
Bellamy: aunt duckie, we’re already 8.
Duckie: I know Bell, I meant your father and uncle rick. *points to a squealing Leo & Rick*
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Duckie: good morning you t-
Duckie: Richard, you better be joking.
Rick: *acting innocent* whatever do you mean?
Duckie: you really got AJ a duck onesie?
Rick: Leonard did it.
Leo: excuse me? I got her a princess onesie that you won’t even let her wear.
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[first day that the boys have leave]
Rick & Leo: *doing something stupid*
Cricket: I feel bad for whoever falls in love with those idiots.
Duckie: yeah something like that would be terribly unfortunate
[halfway through the leave]
Rick & Leo: *doing something stupid*
Duckie: we’re those unfortunate people aren’t we?
Leo: it would seem that way.
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Rick: we have something to announce.
Duckie: we’re dating!
Cricket: wha-
Leo: hah! We already knew that.
Cricket: we did?
Leo: and we’re ALSO dating!
Cricket: WE ARE??
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Vivo Per Te (I live for you) Part 3
Jethro pulled into Tony’s driveway noting all the cars. Some of the gang must have arrived. He was met by met by five worried faces, and one that was beyond worried when he walked in the door.
“Any word yet?”
“No. They have been MIA for almost twelve hours now.”
“12?”
“It took a while for the news to get here; they tried to locate them first.”
“Everyone will be arriving soon, so it will be a full house.”
“In this case Gunny that’s a good thing.” Gibbs nodded and looked at Dante.
“Dante. Look at me.” The younger man’s head popped up at the commanding voice. “Listen to me. He is coming back to you. What do your rings say?”
“Vivo per te.” Dante whispered.
”And what does that mean for the two of you?”
“I live for you.” Managing a tiny smile for the older man.
“I know it’s not easy, but hang on to that.” Dante nodded.
Gibbs made a fresh pot of coffee and got Dante something to drink as he talked to Tony’s squadron. The door opened and he found himself with an armful of a crying Abby.
“I’m trying to be positive Gibbs, I really am…, but right now it’s so hard.” Squeezing her and patting her back, “I know, but you have to believe Abs.” She nodded. Seeing Dante, she rushed over, plopped in his lap, and held him tight.
Linus and Brain headed out to help Ducky bring stuff inside the house. Flash watched the two hold each other on the couch and sighed. “She’ll be good for him. Maybe later, we can get them to go lay down, she’ll snuggle, and he won’t feel alone. Hell, anyone of us would do it, but he’ll be more comfortable with her.”
“Because she won’t remind him of who’s not there.”
“So…Tim and Ziva.” Flash looked at Gibbs questioningly.
“It will be fine. I think he needs to tell them the story.”
“All of it? Some of it is gruesome.” Flash looked surprised.
Gibbs nodded. “It’s their story and that’s part of it.” Flash nodded.
Ducky came over to the two men. “I think Jethro is right young Brandon. All of the details are important, it is who they are and because of what they did indeed survive, it is how intrinsically bonded they are to one another. I have no doubt they will be accepting, happy for their friends and understanding- but they did not come about their relationship in the normal way and as such it is different.”
“Look at young Dante now. Though worry and concern is quite normal, his level of those two things is considerably higher. Not so much that they care more than other couples are able, but because they indeed need each other to survive. To have such a bond and deep abiding love for another is quite wondrous, but also has a dark side. If one of them ever lost the other, normal grieving and sadness is not what we would see. But a fading away as they would have truly lost a piece of themselves and nothing would make that pain go away. For the two of those men, the phrase “and the two shall become one” is in fact what they are”.
Flash stared at Ducky in shock. “You’re serious?”
Ducky smiled. “Brandon, I am sure you have read in the paper where spouses and partners die very shortly after the other.”
“I have but they were all older couples, I just figured it was their time.”
Ducky nodded. “No. They simply could not go on without the other. That does not however make the ones that do go on and meet new people or continue with their lives less loving, they just did not have the same bond. Whether or not that happens and why is a mystery.”
“Well shit! That just makes this far more than I can handle.” Flash took a deep breath. “There is really not much we can do. If you think having Dante tell the story will help, I am all for it.”
At that moment, someone knocked on the door. Flash moved to go answer it when Pookie waved him down.
Opening the door and standing back to let the newcomers in. “Come on in. I’m Pookie, and yes, there is a story with that. Or you can call me Christian. We’ll save the rest after you come inside.”
Tim walked in followed by Jimmy and Ziva. Flash stepped forward.
“Ok…introductions for those who don’t know one another”, which, looking around meant Ziva and Tim so pointing at Tim he began. “This is Tim McGee; Tonio works with him at NCIS and is giving him flying lessons. The lovely woman beside him is Ziva David who, by the way is former Mossad so be careful, also works with Tonio at NCIS. You know the rest of Tony’s strays from there.”
Hearing chuckling he continued. “The tall red head over there is ‘Linus’ or Robert, and for the record most of us prefer our call signs, but really don’t care what you call us. The broad blonde hulk over there is ‘Pookie’ as you heard, the hippie looking dude sitting his ass on the counter is ‘Brain’ or Lester and the short shit with the dreads, man when are you getting rid of those, is M&M or Michaleangelo Montavious.”
“You had to go and tell them my whole name Flash? Not cool dude. And what’s wrong with the dreads? I think they’re styling.”
Gibbs snorted. “Who the hell told you that?”
“Now that just hurts Gunny.” Gibbs just shrugged.
Flash looked at everyone. “Come in sit and relax. Ducky brought food and drinks. I’ll grab pillows and blankets for the floor in case you want to crash.” Walking over to Dante who was still holding Abby he knelt in front of him. “Can you go crash with Abby in the bed for a couple of hours? I promise to wake you after no more than four unless we hear anything.”
Dante started to shake his head. “Come on man…please. You know that Tonio will kick my ass from here to Timbuktu if I don’t take care of you. And Abby is tired.”
Dante narrowed his eyes. “No more than four, unless something happens.”
Flash reached up and ruffled the man’s black curls. “You have my word.” Dante and Abby stood and headed for the bedroom. Flash let out the breath he was holding when he heard the door close.
Gibbs went up to him and patted him on the back. “You did good.”
Gibbs catching Ziva and McGee’s eyes shook his head. “Later. Not my story to tell.” They both nodded in understanding and sat down.
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askyancy · 2 years
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"Hey there, Yancy, so sorry for missing a lot of the visitation days lately, but I made it to this one! Also here to wish you and the gang a Happy Easter as well!!"
As an apology gift for not being there for a while, and an Easter treat, Frost had brought a plate full of Easter themed cookies!
Heeey! I's bin a whiles! How youse doin!? I missed youse! Heh- Wait dis fer me? YOUSE GOT ME EG COOKIES!? Aww lookit de lil bunny one! I'll give dat one ta Bambam- .. Oh my- De ducki ones! Dey so stupid lookin ahaha I love em! Lookit de face! ehehe
Ah t'anks fer swingin' by Frosty! Ah- not many folks come visit me anymore... Ya know deys uh.. moved along ya know, big wide werld out dere, dey's get busy.... Been a few months... ah- but we's keep busy ya know ahaha- ain't a problem I's just happy ta see youses! Even if it's just a brief stop by- -sniff- Ah anywayses I letcha go, youse got lots a important t'ings ta be doin! I seen youse on de news! CAPTAIN OF A SHIP! Goin ta space! Das so cool! I'm super proud o youses! I'll be watchin fer all de updates! dey's let us see de News now n den, so uh, I can always get updates even wid de papers! aheh- Hey youse be safe up dere! Youse remember me when ye make dat new colony! I's always wanted ta go ta space! Hey youse send me a moon rock!? Dat'd be super cool! heh- oh uh-sorry... I uh- didn't mean ta keep youse.. heh- ah.. Youse take care ok? ...... Be safe up dere.... dey's coun- R̸̺̘̦͐̕̕ ș̸̻͎̓̾͋z̸̪͎̻͋̚͠e̴͉̙͖͒̀͋v̵͔̻̙͆͋͝ u̸͚̪͒̀͜͝z̴̙̘̿͒̈́͜r̸̙͙̿̽͊g̴͚̼͙̔̐̕s̵͇̼̠̔̐͠ r̸̡̪̼̔̐͝m̴̢̺̪̈́̿ b̴̦͇͔͆͘l̵̼͎̟̐̓͋f̵̪͇͕͋̀͠ Ẍ̸͔͍͚́͛̔z̵͉̟̪͐͋͑k̵̢͓͍̈́͝g̸̠̼͍̓͝z̵̘͚͔̀̈́͒r̵͉͍̓͘͝m̸͓̺̔͆͝.̴͇̘̪́͝.̴͕̺͆͆͝.̴͓̪͉̈́̿̕ y̸͖͖͖͌̈́̔f̴̪̟̟̒͘͠g̸̡̟̪͋̕͝.̴͔͔͑̿͒.̴̠̪̔̿.̸̠̻̺̿̚.̵̪̻͓͒̚ D̴̠͎́̕͝z̴͓̪̼͑̿͝h̴̢͙̀̓͑͜ r̵̺͖̠͋̈́͛g̵̞͖̟͊̚͝ n̵͚̠̐̾͋͜r̵̙̦͊̈́h̸͚̙̘̽͛̈́k̸̙͖͙̀̓̾ó̴̫͙͕͆͘z̸͇͍͊͊͜͠x̸̻̠̘̔̓v̵̡͍͙̾͑͛w̸̻̝̓̓͒?̵̼̻̻̽̓͐ -dey's countin on you! but youse got dis! -Bright grin with a thumbs up-
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naranciasimp · 3 years
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Yo!
Buon Anno Nuovo, Happy New Year
Can I ask bucci gang who are thinking what to give or how to celebrate their partner's birthday?
Grazie mille per tutto! (Thx)
P.s. i love your Abbacchio and Bucciarati
AN: Tysm! Also I know it’s a bit late but Happy New Year to you too!
Bucciarati Gang Getting Presents for Their S/O’s Birthday
Bruno Bucciarati
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Bruno is great at getting presents and he loves birthdays!
Bucciarati is the type of person that wants to celebrate everyone’s birthday and get them millions of presents but gets very shy when it’s his birthday.
He knows a lot about all of his friends, so of course he knows exactly what his s/o wants!
He’ll get you a present of something he knows you like.
Whether is be music, a book, or whatever.
Bucciarati will also get you some sort of romantic gift.
He is very good at finding a nice mix between lovey dovey stuff and just normal, fun things.
He’s also really good at wrapping presents so they always look nice.
He just wants you to have an amazing birthday and get presents you like!
Leone Abbacchio
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Leone is not a big fan of birthday’s, but he really enjoys celebrating yours.
You do so much for him, now it’s he turn to return the favor by getting you something great.
When Abbacchio gets people gifts he wants to make sure they have some sort of sentimental value.
He wants to get you something that you’ll love and use often.
Leone isn’t big on romantic things. Honestly he thinks it more romantic if it’s just a random thing you love instead of something labeled as “romantic.”
But he will still probably get you some jewelry and take you out to a nice dinner.
Abbacchio has a great memory. So all those small talk conversations that you had with him where you told him about things you like he remembers.
He can’t wrap presents as good as Bruno can, but he’s still pretty good at it.
Leone knows he’s not the most loving in terms of giving you affection, so that’s why he goes all out on presents. He wants you to know that he loves you, even if he doesn’t always show it.
Giorno Giovanna
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He is going to make you the biggest bouquet of flowers ever using Gold Experience!
Giorno really likes giving people gifts.
So he is very happy when it’s his s/o birthday and he can get them all the presents they want.
He wants to give his s/o something they will remember and love.
Like Abbacchio, Giorno has a good memory.
That being said he remembers all the things you like and all the things you want.
For something romantic he would bring you out to dinner and bring you to the most beautiful places in Italy.
Giovanna is ok at wrapping gifts. Even if the wrapping isn’t always the best, he always adds his own little touch to make up for it.
Guido Mista
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He is very excited for your birthday! It’s a whole day dedicated to his s/o!
Mista likes to think of himself as a very romantic person, so expect a romantic present.
He will try to slyly ask you what you want for your birthday without asking you what you want.
It might be kind of cheesy, but you two will laugh about it durning and after it is all over.
He will force Giorno to make him tons of roses to give to you.
Guido will definitely get you some jewelry and other things that couples typically give to one another.
If there’s something he knows you like he’ll get you that too though.
The present are very poorly wrapped because the Sex Pistols wrapped them because they wanted to help.
Narancia Ghirga
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Narancia is more excited for your birthday than you are!
He never got a lot of presents growing up if any at all, so he wants to make your birthday very special and get you everything you could ever want.
Naracia really wants to get you a present that he knows you will love and remember.
He tried to ask you not so obviously what you wanted, but it was painfully obvious. (He’s trying his best)
If you like music he will definitely get you something music related.
When he went out shopping to get you something he got distracted really quickly.
It wasn’t a bad distracted though! He still got you the things he knows you absolutely love, but he got a few other random trinkets he thought were cool.
Lets just say don’t be surprised if you open a bag at there is just a ton of rubber ducky’s in matching suits.
Pannacotta Fugo
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Fugo is nervous for your birthday.
He wants it to be great and he wants you to like what he gets you, but he’s afraid he might mess everything up.
Pannacotta went to his friends for advice and they all helped him a little.
He decides that he is just going to get you something he knows you will like.
Fugo wants it to be a little romantic so he asks Giorno to make him some pretty flowers to give you.
A few months before your birthday Fugo started writing down things you wanted and liked.
When it was time for your birthday he didn’t want to ask you what you wanted. He wanted to just show up with great gifts.
Pannacotta tries his best to give you a lovely birthday.
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Got an idea for a dark deception AU-
Ok, ANOTHER undertale AU!
Basically the story is, a bunch of mortals from many years ago find all the soul shards, and they make the ring needed to defeat Malak. At first other demons in hell laugh at him, until the mortals free the souls they collected When the tables turn, all of hell plead for their lives. They are then banished forever to a different ring portal, where they have no escape. Those humans then locked away many books on rituals in a mountain when they return to the mortal realm.
Years later, the first mortal comes to the mountain, and performs a ritual to make a portal. It's only one way though. The mortal is a child version of Bierce. She is found by Agatha, and taken in. Bierce gets adopted by Malak in this AU, and she and Agatha are sisters.
They both fall to the same fates as Asriel and Chara though, and Agatha is killed by mortals.
I haven't really fleashed things out, other than this.
The character roles I got for this AU though:
Chara = Bierce
Asriel = Agatha
Frisk = Doug
Asgore = Malak
Toriel = Mama Bear
Mettaton = joy joy gang
Alphys = one Reaper nurse
Undyne = one goldwatcher
Dummies = dread duckies
Sans = a clown gremlin
And that's pretty much it for now-
Papyrus = defective murder monkey
Malak, Agatha, and bierce are part of the Halim family. Gave Malak a last name. Malak means "angel" in Arabic, so I made his last name mean "dreamer" like the dreemurr family.
If you have any ideas on who the rest should be, don't hesitate to give me suggestions!
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0-riya · 2 years
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Do you have any dark deception headcannons?
Well, yes I do! They are mostly connected with gold watchers, but just for now. Maybe I'll change something later!
Ok, here are my headcannons:
Murder monkeys:
They can't talk, but they can imitate some sounds that can sound as words. But there're just few of these "words". So monkeys always trying to point at something with their knifes or tail
They have tails. As a replacement for hands
They all may look the same, but they have their own personalities? I mean that some of them are usually calm, someone can't control their anger and some are just dumb
Agatha:
I don't remember her cannon age but I think she is 10 or 11
Very active and enthusiastic. Looks like her energy never stops
Can travel to other portals(realms) by herself, sometimes without telling Malak. That gets her in trouble, but everything is okay
Speaking about Malak. She is in a good relationship with him. Calls him "dad" wants to spend more time with him, but he is too busy to play
Malak is her trainer. He teaches her how to use portals and do other magic tricks
She actually has her own small room somewhere in the school. Agatha just cleaned one of the classrooms and adapted it to herself
Gold watchers:
ok here we go
They don't look the same. There're four colours of their coats: blue, white, black and grey
They still have their personalities after death. The only thing that is different is their memories. Some of them remember big parts if their life and even the way they died and some don't even remember their name (so new one is given)
All sorts of souls can be turned into the monster. Criminals, those who sold their soul to the devil, those who died by the accident, those whose time hasn't come yet, whose who want revenge.
They can eat and drink, but do that rarely and for taste.
Really hooked on wine. All sorts. They'll kill for wine
Actually the thing like season change works in their realm
Same with night and day. But night is usually longer.
Gold watchers don't need sleep but they can take a nap for 2-3 hours sometimes (when there's nothing to do or they feel like it)
Gold watchers are in pretty good relationship with other monsters. Of course they have some friends and enemies, but usually it's personal to everyone
Manor is actually bigger (if I can say so). It has a library and some extra rooms
Actually there's place outside the gates. There's some kind of a field or forest. Still can't decide.
Reaper Nurses:
They are good with other girls in Malak's monster gang. Speaking about men..maybe they only good to gold watchers but it's still questionable sometimes
Love to spend time with Agatha, especially have small parties
You can always come and talk about anything. Even cry, they'll listen and maybe give some advice. Of course it happens if you are in a good relationship with them.
They actually heal damaged or Ill monsters. So their hospital is working almost 24/7
And now there're headcanons for the whole DD universe:
After the ring piece is taken, the portal doesn't collapse. It just has a some king of glitch? Monsters loose their powers, but Malak can fix that
Of course, Malak the most powerful demon in there. He is also thoughtful and responsible
About his relationship with Agatha. He doesn't mind when she calls him dad, sometimes he can spend some time with her
Though Bierce is grumpy and can humiliate the mortal, when they did good work/collected the ring piece she can praise mortal and let them have rest in the ballroom
There can be more than 10 portals (I'm still working properly on this headcannon)
I don't have headcannons for Dread duckies, gremlin clowns, Joy Joy gang and Mama bear yet, maybe they'll appear later
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hopscotchandlemon · 4 years
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Grazed Knuckles
Imagine you are Gibbs’ child and you get suspended from school for fighting.
Following your dad into the squad room, you kept your head down. You could feel the eyes of Tony, Ziva and Tim on you as your dad instructed you to sit at the desk beside Tim. No one spoke, the look on your dad’s face was enough to put even Tony off from asking the obvious questions. Reaching into your bag, you get your books out and start making it look like you are working. Your dad answers his phone before heading up the stairs towards the Director’s office. As soon as he is out of sight, you looks up and the three special agents are observing you.
‘Well Junior, what have you done?’ Tony asks?
Keeping your head down, you colour in the margins of your jotter, you were too angry to talk about what had happened. You knew they were looking for the clues and coming up with their own answers
‘Is that a bruise on your face, (y/n)? And grazes on your knuckles?’ Ziva asked softly.
Remaining silent, you shrugged.
‘You don’t strike me as the fighting type, Junior. I guess you are a Gibbs though…’ Tony mused.
‘Grab your gear,’ you heard your dad bark at the assembled agents.
He stood in front of your desk. You carried on pretending to work.
‘(Y/N), go see Ducky, get those injuries looked at,’ he didn’t sound angry, more disappointed and in your eyes, that was worse.
You nodded and slunk of to the stairs down to autopsy. Ducky was clearly expecting you, waiting for you by the doors.
‘My dear (Y/N) what has happened to you?’
You attempted to smile at him but didn’t quite pull it off. Putting an arm around you, he led you over to his desk and made you sit. You knew as well as he did that your injuries, while dramatic, did not warrant medical attention. Ducky strode off and came back with a cup of tea in a delicate china cup. You smiled as he handed it to you. Ducky had long been your agony uncle and someone you could tell your woes to. He took a seat next to you and put his own cup on the desk next to him.
‘Your father tells me you’ve been in a fight,’ Ducky’s voice is soft and reassuring, no hint of judgement. You hang your head, not able to answer.
‘I’d say, given that you are clearly too angry to talk about this, that there is another side to this story. What are your other injuries?’
Reluctantly, you showed him the bruises that were forming on your back and stomach. He noted the bruises and scratches to your forearms as you put your shirt back on.
‘You’ve taken quite a beating. It must have been a ferocious fight,’ he pondered. Your silence bought and end to the conversation.
As Ducky instructed you how to care for your injuries, something he had done since you were little. He also offered you some pain relief but you refused. He joked about you being like your father. You drank your tea and when you’d finished, you’d thanked him and returned to your desk.
Tim was the first one back to the squad room. The others wouldn’t be back for a little while he told you. He smiled and gave you a warm look. He was the one person on the team you felt for of an affinity with. If anything, you were more like Tim than anyone, even your own father. You were quiet, bookish and more likely to be in the library than anywhere else.
‘Wanna go get some lunch?’ he asked.
‘Dunno if I’m allowed,’ you offered.
Tim smiled. ‘I checked. You’re allowed. Grab your coat.’
You were many things. Stupid was not one of them. You knew Tim had been told by your dad to talk to you. He knew if you wouldn’t talk to Ducky, then Tim was a safe bet. But what had happened at school, it still made you feel an anger you didn’t know what to do with. So while you talked with Tim, you’d skirted around the events of that morning. By the time you returned to the office, Tony and Ziva were back but there was still no sign of your dad.
‘That bruise is really starting to come out now,’ Ziva observed as she walked up to your desk.
‘Those look like defensive marks on your arms, (y/n),’ Tony added, now standing next to Ziva.
‘And there is no way you would have swung the first punch,’ Tim was now stood alongside his team mates.
You looked up at the three of them. ‘So you’re all ganging up on me now?’
‘We are trained investigators; we look at evidence. Spill Junior.’ Tony was looking at you with a smirk.
‘There’s nothing to tell. Got caught fighting, got suspended.’
‘I do not believe you,’ Ziva narrowed her eyes as she looked at you.
Ok, we’ll humour you. Where was the fight? In the canteen?’ Tim asked walking back to his desk.
‘No, outside the sports block,’
‘Another anomaly of this case if of course that Gibbs hasn’t balled you out yet,’ Tony pondered.
You huffed. ‘Well that’s probably coming when we get home.’
‘I think you’d be scrubbing the drains in autopsy if he thought you’d done anything wrong,’ Tony laughed.
‘Ha got it!’ Tim announced.
Everyone got up to look at the screen. Tim had accessed the CCTV from the school and was playing the footage. He heard the elevator ping. On seeing Gibbs exiting, he paused the footage.
‘Think you’re going to want to see this Boss,’ he called out.
Your dad stood next to you. You couldn’t bring yourself to look as the recording of you being jumped by 3 much older kids played on the screen. The others watched as you were dragged to the ground and kicked. Two of the kids had run away as you’d got yourself up and landed a punch in the face of the remaining attacker, causing them to fall to the floor. A teacher then comes in to view, having witnessed only the punch you had thrown and had dragged you away. As the recording finishes, you can feel your dad’s eyes on you.
‘(Y/N), why didn’t you tell me this? Why did you let them suspend you when all you did was defend yourself?’ Your dad’s voice is mostly calm but there is a hint on anger there too.
By now, the tears are rolling down your face. ‘I did tell them dad. I even asked them to look at the cameras but they said they weren’t working. The kid I punched? Their parents have friends in the right places. Nothing ever happens to them. It was all their words against mine.’
By now your dad has you in a bear hug, gently kissing your hair. He gets why you’ve been so angry, especially as feels that anger too. How dare these 3 entitled punks do that to you. He was, however, proud of the fact you’d gotten up after being beaten to throw a punch that managed to land someone much bigger than you on the floor. That was definitely his influence shining through.
‘McGee, get that evidence on to a tape or disk or something. (Y/n) come with me, we’re going to see your Principal.’
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sonny-ray-of-goth · 3 years
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Ahhhh I thought I posted this but nooooo it was deleted.
Anyway.
I love Phineas and Ferb
And I like to draw.
Sooooooo
I redrew the Phineas and Ferb gang a bit older and in more modern styles.
So let’s see shall we?
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First up we have Phineas!
(Who is totally a trans guy)
I feel like Phineas definitely had some form of attention deficit disorder so I gave him a fidget toy, although I suppose he would probably make his own little gadgets to fidget.
I kept his design pretty much the same as his original but tried to give him a bit of a TikTok boi vibe with the puffy jacket over his pretty standard summer look.
I really wasn’t planning to give him the triangle head and just give him angular features but my friend insisted he wasn’t Phineas without the triangle head, sooooo.
And I gave the boy a butt load of freckles because that’s what he gets for those king summers.
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Up next we have my personal favorite, Ferb!
First of, Ferb is definitely non binary he/they aro spec ace. I don’t make the rules. I just head canon.
Anyways..
Ferbs design is pretty much the same just with a bit of a more e-boy vibe.
Exchange the purple high-waisted pants for black high-waisted skinny jeans, and a purple sweater over his white button down.
And the iconic ace ring.
And dyed purple hair because we know Ferb would have that phase.
Also lots of piercings that he probably let Phineas give him and the freaking skater boi vanns.
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AYYEEE PRETTY LADY, Isabella!
Preppy fighter girl vibez with this one!
Isabella definitely is an upstanding student but absolutely no one would mess with her.
Again kept her style pretty similar with some more modern touches, changing her overall dress look to a skirt with suspenders and a white king sleeve blouse instead of her original t shirt.
I darkened her skin tone because I just feel it suits her better and put her hair up in pig tails since she’s a very active person and would probably want it out of her face, similar to the braid we see in act your age.
The gloves are mostly fan service to me along with her being a BA.
You know she’d beat the living shit out of anyone who even tried to hurt her friends.
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The nerdy babe is up next, Baljeet!
He basically got a similar revamp to Isabella, overalls being replaced with pants and suspenders and long sleeve instead of t shirt.
I gave him the whale dress socks as both a reference to the whalemingos (that his boyfriend won’t shut up about) and as a reference to my irl friend who wears funky socks all the time.
I gave him those cute little glasses because I can see him wearing them as reading glasses and that’s his justification because why else would someone wear glasses that small they are simply illogical-
And the bling.
Pocket watch is a reference to my other friend... and the necklace was just a nice touch.
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The man, the myth, the bully! BUFORD!
Ok so act your age did my mans so dirty.
Let Buford be thicc.
I get the long hair, I can see it but also,
MAN BUN.
Otherwise I think Bufords style probably wouldn’t change that much, he’s got that grungey vibe , so I kept his shirt and turned his cargo shorts to pants.
I added the letterman jacket because he probably joined football but I added some patches I think he’d have, like the theater patch as an allusion to his directing passion, the drums from the Baljeetles, and a feminist patch because this man chugs that respect women juice.
And the ace ring because you can fight me on the fact that Buford is a gray ace.
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Finally we have the queen of Mars, Candace!
Ok so Candace is definitely a trans girl (future post coming about that)
I can totally see Candace being a harujuku girl, 100% inspired by her obsession with ducky momo, who is on her tank top.
I kept the elements from her initial design like her red sweater, but I lengthens the sleeves and for her skirt I changed the white accents to a trim rather than her belt.
I also added a bunch of references to her personal tirades and just the show in general
For example, Chicago joe and Mary in her hair accessories and the hair wrap around her bun being zebra print, the skull pin from when Buford worked for her for a day and all the references on her shoes.
Anyway...
That’s all for now, if anyone cares to hear more of my Phineas and Ferb rambles, my asks are always open
Or if anyone’s interested in more of my art
Have a swell day!
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lillian-nator · 3 years
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Ok so I just binged all of your ybln stuff and I’m obsessed, I need the fic about Tommy running away from home and couch hopping, like yesterday. On a happier note, what would everyone’s names be for each other in their phones? And what would the gang’s group chat be called?
I'm gonna name the gc after the gc that I have with my IRL friends
"Don't be sorry, just don't do it again"
but to be honest, the name changes every other day
I can give you a few phone names of gang™ though
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Tommy: Big Man, Boss Man, Small T, Tommy, Tom, Thomas, (Tom)as, FUcker
Tubbo: Bee Boy, BB, B, Tubs, Tubz, Tube, Small Man, Meanie
Punz: BIG P, PUNZO, Punk, Pun(s), Captain, CAPTAIN P, Bastard, #12
SapNap: #3, FireMan, SAPPY, Nap(ed), Husband #2, SN, fuck you
Purpled: Alien, P MAN, colors, bedwarsbro, Bed Wars, colored, blue, magenta, Medium Man
Gogy: Gogy, Gog Mister, Mr. Gogs, G MAN, G BRO, CAPTAIN, #14, Short
Dream: #2, BIG D, Dreams come true, Green Man, Greenery, G-Fuel
Callahan: Mute (affectionate), Least annoying one, Caller ID, Calalaala, DHMIS
Ponk: Ponked, Picked, Ponkie, Ponkers, Punked, BIG P #2, Poke
Karl: Time master, BIG K, Karler, Karlos, Husband #1, Doctor's Son, #7
Big Q: BIG Q, QUACK, Duck, Duckie, Husband #3, #4, and smallman
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pra370r1an · 3 years
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Lost Santos Dreams - TOH/Fake AH Crossover
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29233251   TW: Blood, Violence, Death
New to Los Santos, the Beta crew dream to make it big. However, they're about to learn the hard way why the top gang has an almost mythical status in the criminal underworld...
“I’m not wearing that!”
“Oh, calm down. It’s cute!”
“I said I wanted a lion, Noceda!” Amity snarled.
“It is a lion!” Luz held up the lion mask, complete with a bright cheerful smile and rosy cheeks.
“I wanted a fierce one, not a children’s mask! There was a bloody lion mask there last week, why didn’t you get that one!?”
“Then you should have bought them! Besides this way we match!” Luz held up her own mask, a winking otter with a wide smile. “Back me up here Willow!”
Willow sat driving next to Luz, sunny sunflower mask already on her face. She turned and briefly glanced at Luz, who was half turned around to see Amity in the back of the van.
“This seems like a lot of arguing for something we are going to destroy later, since its EVIDENCE.”
“Oh, you’re both no fun,” Luz sat back and pouted. She tossed the lion mask into the back, “Just wear the damn thing, Blight.”
A voice crackled in her earpiece, “Are you guys done fighting each other? Cuz there’s still a job to do.”
Willow raised a finger to her ear to respond, “They’re fine Gus. Just how they are. Now we’re almost there so codenames people. Illusionist run us through one last time.”
“You got it Venus. The three of you go in. Princess kills security and controls the crowd while Luzura beelines to the tellers and stops the panic buttons.”
“Don’t fuck it up Luzura,” Amity teased from the backseat.
“SHHH, I’m trying to listen,” Luz whispered overly dramatically while pointing towards her earpiece.
“Quiet in the peanut gallery,” Gus deadpanned. “Meanwhile, Venus grabs the manager and grabs whatever she can from the vault.” Willow grunted from the front seat, too focused on driving in a mask to contribute. “All the while, I’ll work my magic and keep the alarms off and the cops off your backs. Simple.”
“It’s never that simple Twerp,” Amity grumbled as she put the mask on, and fixed her hair over it. The dyed green hair forming the lion’s mane around her mask.
“Why do you keep calling me that, Princess?” Gus groaned. “Alright I’m all set up here, ready to go when you are.”
“We’re here,” Willow pulled over outside of Grand National Bank.
“What’s that tag?” Luz looked at some graffiti on the bank by an alley, a green rubber duckie encircled in a green crosshair.
“It’s how gangs claim territory in Los Santos,” Amity double checked her rifle before cocking it. “It’s nothing to worry about. No self-respecting gang would use a rubber duckie,” She scoffed.
“You did check this place with Ed- er… the Owl Lady, right?” Luz asked Willow. “I don’t want our first official act in this city to be piss off a major gang.”
“It’s fine Luzura,” Willow double checked her body armor.
“Would you stop worrying?” Amity snapped. “We’ll be in and out before anyone is the wiser.”
Luz glared back at Amity, “Fine.” She grabbed her bat and opened the door.
The girls exited the van, and Luz took the three in. Willow had her usual trenchcoat on, hair cut short and combat boots, the sunflower mask a sharp difference from her outfit. Amity for some reason wore a bright pink outfit, skirt and all; which with the smiling lion mask gave a vibe of cheerleader at Halloween. Only the spiked bracelets and collar contributed to the danger of the AK she wielded. Luz had stuck with the classic, a striped shirt and green army jacket with a beanie. Of course, the winking otter mask sealed the deal.
With a quick nod, the three hurried up the stairs. Luz was the first to the door bodychecking it open and sprinting inside. Willow hurried in next and Amity strolled casually after, her assault rifle already leveling at the security guards.
Willow raised her pistol and let out a burst into the air, Civilians screamed and cowered away from them.
“HANDS UP AND GET DOWN NOW!” Amity threatened the under armed security guards with her ‘Blight’ voice. A tone which commanded respect.
Luz, running a fair distance ahead, raised her bat and slammed it into a lone guard on the other side as she passed. The man crumpled and Luz kicked open the door to the tellers.
“ALRIGHT HANDS UP! THIS IS A STICK UP!” She shouted as she threatened the tellers with her pistol. The tellers threw their hands away from the panic buttons and towards the ceiling.
“Oh my god, can you be more cliche?” Amity grumbled.
“No fighting,” Willow commanded as she hauled some well-dressed man up off the floor. “Ok, Mister Manager. Time to see the safe.”
“I-I don’t understand! We paid for this month, why are you here!?”
“Shut up and move!” Willow shoved him towards the back.
Luz meanwhile led all the tellers out of their room and had them lay with the rest of the hostages. Amity patrolled the room, her rifle just itching and a growl in her throat.
“Tellers secured,” Luz announced as the last person exited the room.
“Good work Luzura. How’s it going in the vault Venus?” Gus asked.
“This asshole won’t stop blabbing about the Fakes? Ever heard of them?”
“Sounds familiar, but I’m not too up on West Coast criminals.”
“The Owl Lady would know probably,” Luz said into her ear piece.
“Who cares? Let’s just get the money and get out,” Amity shook her head.
“Alright we’re good. Heading back upfront,” Willow gave the call after a few minutes. “How’s the street look Illusionist?”
“Looks good on my end. Wait…” Sounds of rapid typing filled their earpieces. “There’s someone else in the system. Fuck they’re good.”
“What? Who? Cops? Bank IT?” Willow sounded incredulous, as she tossed some bags to the others. Luz slung hers over her shoulder before turning towards the doors.
“Too good for them. Fuck, I don’t know what they want but you might not have too much time.”
“It’s fine we’re done here,” Luz shoved the door open with her shoulder.
“LUZURA GET DOWN!”
The van at the bottom of the steps exploded, knocking Luz on her ass in the open door. Looking around she saw a sports car parked a bit further down, the driver dropping an empty rpg tube into the backseat. He idly fixed his purple suit jacket (over an orange shirt? Who wears that?) and ran a finger along his white Stetson towards Luz with a smirk.
A lanky well-dressed blonde in gold sunglasses grinned next to the passenger seat, but it was when the trunk closed and two more people stepped around to the front that Luz moved.
She scrambled backwards, slamming the door closed and started shouting at everyone, “GET BACK! AWAY FROM THE DOOR! MOVE QUICK!”
She dove over the central desk as bullets started flying through the door, peppering it with holes. Outside the noise was unrelenting as the thick wooden doors were slowly turned to scraps. Luz thought she heard screams but couldn’t tell if it was civilians or her friends as she huddled behind her cover.
After what seemed an eternity, first one then another door fell off the hinges absolutely wrecked. The hail of gunfire stopped, though the ringing in Luz’s ears continued.
Gus’s voice was the first thing to pierce the ringing, “Guys!? What’s going on!? I lost visual feed!”
“I-I’m ok!” Willow sounded unsure for the first time since Luz met her. “Princess? Luzura? What was that?”
“That would be company toasting our ride!” Luz responded, using the lull to check her gun. “No way that was cops! What kind of bank did you bring me to!?”
“Isn’t it obvious? It’s a mob bank. A well-armed one. Ah Fuck!” Amity grunted in pain.
“You going soft on us Princess?” Luz asked with no small amount of concern.
“In your dreams, Luzura,” Amity snarled.
Luz went to say something else but a high British voice called out, “Now that is how you make an entrance Boi!” Gripping her pistol and bat, Luz slowly looked over the counter seeing the four enter the door. The lanky well-dressed man with golden shades was gesturing around with a golden deagle and a grin.
Next to him, a man in a leather jacket scowled at the Brit, “Yeah, that’s why I did it, idiot!” The man’s minigun still smoked from pulverizing the door.
“Aww, Mogar. Let him have his fun,” A redhead woman laughed as she draped herself over sunglasses.
“Can you guys focus?” The color clashing cowboy cocked his AK, “Hey Fuckers! You and your friends are dead!”
“Whelp. We’re screwed,” Luz whispered into her earpiece.
“Giving up already Luzura?” Amity’s laugh turned to a hiss.
“That’s it! I’m heading over! Where the fuck’s my gun!?”
“Chill Illusionist! There’s only four, and if it’s their bank they won’t use that minigun inside. They’re all bluster,” Luz could almost hear the gears turning in Willow’s head.
“They already used it on the door and Princess is hurt, we’re still at a disadvantage,” Luz shot back, trying to keep sight on the four without being seen. The three had started moving further into the bank, while leather jacket (Mogar?) stood guard at the door.
“It’s just a scratch,” Amity hissed.
“Ok, an AK and two pistols. AK is heading left of the doors and pistols are going right,” Willow must have a better vantage than Luz. “Princess move towards the AK and try to get a drop on them. I’ll go the other way and try to draw the pistols away. Luzura stay down and wait for an opportunity.”
“Copy,” Amity responded.
“What about the mini?” Luz asked.
“It’s intimidation Luzura!” Amity snapped.
Luz only grumbled as she checked her pistol for the twentieth time. She could hear someone just on the other side of her cover.
“Come out, come out where ever you are…,” The redhead sang softly. Luz tensed with her pistol, watching the lip of the counter.
Suddenly, Willow’s automatic pistol barked to Luz’s right. “Ahh! Shite!” The Brit’s gun fired twice, “Phoenix, a little help!?”
The redhead groaned, “C’mon Golden Boy. You can’t take one pistol?” Luz saw her moving forward to take cover by the teller windows, not noticing the girl behind her.
“HEY FUCKER!” Amity’s AK barked on the other side of the bank, “ARE YOU COLORBLIND OR SOME SHIT!? I MEAN PURPLE AND ORANGE!?”
“SAYS THE GIRL WHO CAN’T DECIDED BETWEEN PUNK OR PREP!” More automatic fire rang out. “THOUGHT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND!”
“Ok, OK! I’M IN! …and I’m out…” Gus called out, “Shit. This fucker is good.”
Willow’s pistol let out another burst, and Golden Boy’s gun shot back. The redhead leaned forward to peek over the teller window, and Luz lined up her pistol. As she was about to pull the trigger, Willow’s gun fired and bullets bounced off the bullet proof glass above Phoenix’s head.
The redhead ducked from the fire; her head turned to press against the counter. The girl’s eyes went wide as she met Luz’s stare.
“FUCK!” The redhead spun pulling her gun up. But Luz’s gun barked in panic unloading the gun into center mass.
Behind Luz a wail was heard, before the whirling sound of a minigun coming to speed was heard. Luz hated being right.
She shot up and ran to the left, as bullets started flying shredding her hiding spot. Running as fast as she could, hyper aware of the hot lead that seemed one step behind her.
“SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!”
Luz dove into an empty office just as the gunshots turned to clicking of an empty chamber. Mogar screamed again, and a large metal thud sounded as the empty minigun landed close to the office door.
“LUZ!?” Amity shouted in concern.
“Fuck that was close,” Luz kicked the wood door shut then scrambled behind the desk. Gunshots rang out outside the office, and Luz patted herself down looking for another mag. Finding one last mag she reloaded, “Bad news guys, I lost my mask. How are you?”
“Only you Luz…” Willow sighed.
“Dumbass,” Amity’s AK barked again.
“Love ya too,” Luz chanced a peek through the window. Mogar was kneeling by Phoenix, holding her hand. He leaned down and cupped her face for a moment before standing up and firing a bullet into her head. He turned snarling towards Luz.
“Shit!” Luz ducked back down, holding her bat and gun tightly. “These guys are fucking hardcore. He just executed his teammate!”
“Fuck!” Amity growled, “How are we going to get out of here Venus?”
“Venus?”
“Oh, sorry. Was that this lovely bird with the trenchcoat?” Golden boy’s accented voice came through the earpiece. “She can’t come to the phone right now. May I take a message?” He asked in good humor.
“YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER!?” Gus roared over the coms.
“Nothing she didn’t try to do to me, I assure you mate. Besides, if you didn’t try to rob from the FAKES then this wouldn’t have happened.”
Gus continued to yell and rage but Luz was distracted by the gunfire shattering the windows in the office she was hiding at. Luz yelled in surprise covering her head from the glass.
“LUZ,” Amity screamed over the comms, her gun going off again. “JUST DIE YOU FUCKER!”
“Hey! Ottergirl!” Mogar yelled, “You killed my wife you Bitch!” He fired off a few more times with his pistol, “Come out coward!” His gun clicked empty.
“I’m no coward! Now eat this Sucker!” Luz shot up and unloaded her pistol at the man. He stood there calmly reloading as the shots flew by him, the entire time glaring at Luz. Luz slowly lowered her empty pistol, “So…Would you accept a heartfelt apology?”
Mogar growled, stuffing his pistol back into its holster. He cracked his knuckles and neck as he strode confidently into the office. Luz tossed the empty gun at him, then raised her bat.
Luz swung, keeping Mogar on the other side of the desk. He snarled at each swing, before grabbing a chair and chucking it at Luz. Luz yelped and swung her bat, smacking it away. This was the opening Mogar was waiting for, and he went low driving a fist into her stomach. Quick as a flash, his other fist connected with her face.
Luz’s head rung and she tried to get away, swinging her bat rather weakly in a vain attempt. Mogar easily blocked it and grabbed Luz, throwing her over the desk and back into the bank proper.
Luz rolled to a stop, using her bat to attempt to get up. She wiped some blood from her lip and glared at Mogar.
“HEY!” Amity yelled from the side. She stood there sans mask with a pistol under the cowboy’s neck, holding him hostage. “Let her go or this colorblind idiot gets it.”
“Again, it’s very insulting when you say that. I am not an idiot,” The man slowly reached up and took his hat off.
Mogar huffed and pulled his gun out.
“Hey! I mean it!” Amity shouted, forcing the gun into his neck even harder.
“I’ll see you back at base Rimmy Tim,” Mogar leveled his gun at the pair. Luz tried to stand but fell back to her knees.
“Just make sure you bring my hat this time. Don’t feel like another raid on the evidence locker this week,” Rimmy Tim smiled completely at ease as Mogar pulled the trigger.
Amity looked shocked as Rimmy Tim went limp, dropping his body and looking at the blood that smeared onto her hand. “What the fuck?” Several gunshots rang out and Amity dropped.
“NO!”
Luz drove her bat towards Mogar’s legs, knocking him onto his back. She jumped on top swinging. They devolved into an absolutely feral fistfight. Both giving as much as they got, as they rolled round trying to gain the upper hand.
Climbing on top once again, Luz slammed a fist into his face. In the daze she managed to get her hands around the man’s neck. Mogar snarled up at the girl, his hands trying to break her grip or punch her off. But in her rage, Luz was beyond caring of a few punches.
Pistol-whipping, however?
A shiny gold handle slammed into Luz’s head, knocking her off Mogar who gasped for breath. Luz’s vision swam for a second before clearing back up. Faintly she was aware of Gus yelling, seeing as her earpiece was knocked out of her ear.
“Now, now. None of that Love,” The Golden Boy’s voice casually said. “Too much killing already so I can’t have you offing my boi.” He shrugged as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
“Fuck you and your Boy!” Luz spat out some blood. “He killed my Girl!”
“You killed my wife…” Mogar choked out between coughs. The Golden Boy rolled his eyes.
“So dramatic. Sorry Love, all’s fair and all that,” The Golden Boy leveled his golden deagle at Luz’s face. “That’s just how the milk crumbles the biscuit sometimes.”
“What the fuck does that even mean?” Mogar snarled at the Golden Boy.
“Oi! Don’t be rude, Micoo!” Was the second to last thing Luz heard.
BLAM
 Luz shot up, looking around wildly before realizing she was in the bedroom of her new apartment. She winced at the horrible headache splitting her skull. Her sheets were covered in sweat and she panted from the scarily clear nightmare she had just awoken from. With a sigh of relief, she fell back onto her pillow to stare at the ceiling, cursing the throbbing headache that clearly influenced her dreams.
Unfortunately, her tentative plans to just go back to sleep to avoid dealing with said headache was cut short with a ringing phone. With a groan, she patted her pockets for her cell. Idly she realized she must have fell asleep without changing into her pajamas, as she pulled her work cell out and answered.
“What!?” Normally, she was more chipper but the headache felt as if it sucked all the life from her.
“Christ, Luz! Finally!” Amity snarled with a bit of relief. “Willow! I got Noceda!” Amity called into the background before asking the one question she never asked Luz, “Are you ok?”
“What? Yeah, just got a throbbing headache. And apparently, I slept in my body armor,” Luz’s free hand started unstrapping the Velcro on her armor. “That’d explain that freaky dream I had.”
“That we tried to rob Grand National Bank then were killed by a rival gang?”
Luz stopped, concern forcing its way into her thoughts, “How did you know that Amity…?”
“You should turn the news on Luz…”
Luz sat still for a second, before shooting off the bed. Scrambling into the next room, she grabbed the remote and flicked the tv on.
“-orning gang violence erupted down at Grand National Bank, as two rival criminal factions had a shootout in the front lobby. There are reports of numerous casualties as well as the criminals getting away with thousands of dollars. Eyewitness accounts claim several of the assailants fell during the shootout, but LSPD has refused to comment.”
The blood rushed to Luz’s ears and the news reporters’ words seemed to become distant as they showed pictures and grainy video of the shootout. There her and her friends reenacted the dreams events as they faced off against the FAKES. She slumped onto her couch and just watched.
Slowly she became aware of someone calling her name from far away. Looking down she realized that her cell was still connected.
She put it against her ear again, “What the FUCK happened!?”
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honeysodas · 3 years
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The ducky is the fourth member of the butcher gang. Ok bye.
Esactlyyyy immm sooo happyyyyy 😳😳😳😳👉👈👉👈👈
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