#egged

[furrbbyx]

Monster March d.9: getting me and my monster preggers with dragon egg

Really short idea that I had outlined last year but hadn't really written out. I scrubbed it up for the internet so that it's readable

approx. 370 words

smut, like...lots of sex described and implied. so no one less than 18 plz.

my monster expresses they want to get pregnant.  my sweet monster wants to get preggers, and they specifically want a dragon egg pregnancy.

So we call a monster service and get paired with a  dragon.

I urge them on and let them take the dragon cock first. They are both huger than me. I mean just large and thick bodied. I watch them, salivating over the thick fleshy monsters as they begin to breed.

My monster is ass up on the floor lying on a bunch of plush blankets, big round satin pillow with the dragon curling around their body. The dragon growls in appreciation while my monster whimpers like a slut.I rub my pussy all over the dragon's smooth scaled feet then climb on my my monster's back, settling in the arch, and ride their spine. The view of my sweetie getting sloppily bread by the powerful dragon scrambles my brain with lust.

Then I clean them both

While cleaning the rutting dragon I find myself teasing, and squeezing and cupping the churning ball flesh, trying to work that dragon dick. Until I found my hands grasped between dragon claws, raising my arms above my head. Moaning loudly when the claws are used to play with my nipples.

My monster rolls over and starts sucking, We can't let this dragon go without one more load of cum at least.

But this time they convince me to get preggers. WOWie

I top the dragon while my monster rubs my belly and sucks my tits while dragon cum expands my body. Since I'm not as big of a monster it causes some cramping and I need to be soothed.

The dragon decides to hoard us until the children are born to keep us fucked and happy since that's how dragons work. Dragons can become feral while pregg and then they retreat and raise recluse feral dragons.

So their partners keep them docile with orgasms. This keeps the cervix primed and allows the egg to grow.

The eggs are soft ropy yolks that develop to a leathery when they come out and they harden in a few hours after birth.

#terato #monster lover #monster fucker #monster smut #monsterfucker #monster breeding #egged #dragon eggs #dragon #dragon smut #monster romance

[icanbeliveitsnotbutter]

#male gunge #gunge #pied #hazing #shaving cream #wet and messy #wet guy #slime #egged #tighty whitie

[rat-at-heart]

Accidentally egged her little brother :(

#art #doodle #drawing #ratatheart #rat at heart #freaks and geeks #lindsay #Lindsay weir #egged #little brother #older sister

[badlydrawnpsionic]

Do your psionics run hot enough to fry an egg on your head?

... no

i havent tried and I dont think I will..

#homestuck #the psiioniic #the helmsman #egged

[the-enchanted-mistakes]

WRONG ANSWER! The answer was 7. I broke the eggs, then I cooked the eggs I broke, and then I ate the eggs!

#misc the enchanter #the enchanted mistake #the glitched cheshire slime #minecraft ask blog #egged

[the-garbanzo-annex-jr]

Anti-Israel propaganda Facebook page VPalestine just posted the following:

If you look closely at the photo, you will notice some pixilation obscuring what looks like writing or an image on the building:

Nope, it is not a woman in bathing suit (this time). It is something even “worse.”

Way worse.

Evidence of the Jooooos!

For the record:

Egged was created in 1933 through a merger of four smaller intercity bus cooperatives in and around Tel Aviv. In 1942 it was joined with the bus company United Sharon. In 1951, Egged merged with the northern Shahar bus company and the southern Drom Yehuda bus company, creating a national public transportation network. In 1961 Egged merged with the Hamekasher bus company of Jerusalem. The name Egged (lit. Union) was given to the cooperative by the Israeli poet Hayim Nahman Bialik.

Think about it. These propagandists find it to be less effort to photoshop photos than to just find authentic photos supporting their narrative.

#vpalestine #egged #photoshop #pixilation #propaganda

[foxyhenna]

Haha I love this 😄

#GodDONTsavetheking #king Charles #Charles egged #king gets egged #England king #egged #the best

[hualianisms]

verified ways to donate to gaza directly

Help a Palestinian family directly:

gazafunds.com - Donate directly to a Palestinian family in urgent need of evacuation, medical attention, daily necessities, rebuilding homes, rebuilding businesses or more. Site run by Palestinians, all GFMs verified. Spotlights 1 stagnant GFM at a time. (*If you can't decide who/where to donate, just go here and donate to the 1 GFM they show you!)

Help provide tents: (*emergency as Rafah is being bombarded as we speak)

The Sameer Project: Currently providing tents & transport for families in Rafah who urgently need to evacuate to Deir Al Balah. Has a team on the ground in Gaza who have supplied tents to 1% of the displaced population in Rafah. Run by Palestinians. (paypal) (gfm)

@helpgazachildren: Currently helping Palestinians in a refugee camp in Rafah flee the Rafah invasion to Khan Younis. Funds go directly to Hussam, a Palestinian in Rafah who hosts a refugee camp. Funds will cover the cost of tents & transport fuel. Managed by a Palestinian @.fairuzfan. (gfm)

Food, cash & essentials:

Care for Gaza: Palestinian charity on the ground in Gaza distributing food, cash, medicine & other essentials to displaced families. Proof of their work found on their Twitter. (paypal) (gfm)

We Feed Gaza: Team of Palestinian volunteers in the heart of Gaza distributing food & water to 344+ families. 100% run by Palestinians. Vetted & promoted by LetsTalkPalestine. (gfm)

Direct Aid for Gaza: A Palestinian activist on the ground in Gaza distributing food, cash & other essential supplies to displaced families. Proof of their work found on their twitter. (paypal) (gfm)

Water:

Gaza Municipality's water campaign: The official Municipality of Gaza needs help rebuilding the water infrastructure in Gaza City to restore access to clean water & waste management services for the people of Gaza. (*This campaign only has a few weeks left but it's still only at 15%!)

eSIMs (urgent):

guide to buy & send esims to gaza

Crips for eSims for Gaza: If you don't know how to buy esims, don't have enough $ for an esim plan, or don't have the capacity to manage them (e.g. topping up regularly), you can donate any amt to this team of volunteers who pool funds to buy & maintain gaza esims regularly (see their financial accountability document).

Medical Aid

Palestine Children's Relief Fund: Recently launched emergency humanitarian aid response for displaced children in northern Gaza, 97% rating by Charity Navigator.

Medical Aid for Palestinians: Currently trying to rebuild Nasser hospital, has on-the-ground team in Gaza, 95% rating by Charity Navigator.

#btw even $1 can help! small amts add up! if u cant donate just share & consider organizing an event to raise funds (both irl and online) #these links I vetted but feel free to vet yourself. most of these I got from links vetted/shared by palestinians or even run by palestinian #in fact all in this list except Crips for Esims and PCRF and MAP are run by palestinians themselves #if you can't decide just go to gazafunds.com and donate to the 1 gfm they show you! #i also wanted to focus on the ones that are actually reaching gaza - ideally with a presence on the ground in gaza #big intl orgs' aid is still stopped at the border #donating to palestinian GFMs directly or to palestinian volunteers on the ground distributing food to fellow palestinians (eg CareForGaza)- #-is most reliable rn. #palestine #Palestine aid

[callisteios]

i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like

#that's my guarentee #ignore the quiz description #features some of my favourite characters. eg. ianthe tridentarius. jaws. sonny!dog day afternoon. nicolas cage. kendall roy. hope this help #im not going to tag every fandom that's rude #uquiz #quiz #personality quiz #mine #i don't know why i put the sport question i hate the sport question. #wasted like half a day asking stupid questions like 'do we think vriska serqet would prefer football or hockey'

[fabcreature]

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

#muppets #the muppets #mcr #my chemical romance #kermit the frog #eg posts

[communistkenobi]

whenever right wing people talk about “parental rights” they are talking about property rights. they are arguing for further political and legal enshrinement of their children as their literal actual property

#I also wonder if this is like a middle class expression of a desire to shore up other property rights eg homeownership #like homeownership is a foundation base for the nuclear family. property rights allow you to own the resource #that produces the family and allows it to be ‘private’ #so like children are another frontier of this property relationship #anyway. bad time to be a trans person lol #& all the actual legitimate issues w/ parental rights ie indigenous genocide forced sterilisation mass incarceration the foster system etc #are not even remotely concerns for these people because well. they’re fash lol

[wazzi2ya]

Lucifer, ranting: Oh and he's so fucking infuriating! Thinks he can just waltz into that hotel, and into my daughter's life! Daring to argue with me, ME! The King of Hell! With his stupid coat and the ugliest fucking haircut I've ever seen, strolling around as if he owned the place!

Asmodeus, Sin of Lust, able to tell Exactly what is going on, pouring him a second margarita: Mhmm, tell me more, girl.

#hazbin hotel #radioapple #appleradio #pure kismesissitude with these two #ozzy is gonna outdrink a confession out of lucifer by the end of the night #alastor is doing the same with husk but husk doesnt care lmao #angel does tho he's the one egging him on at the bar #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #helluva boss #helluva boss asmodeus

[icanbeliveitsnotbutter]

guys getting gunged by their "friends"

#male gunge #gunge #wet and messy #hazing #gunged #slime #egged #custard

[harvocel]

snastries (snail pastries)

#art #food #snails #something you can do for fun is replace the front of every word with 'sn' #eg bread -> snead #anyways tag yourself im chocolate dollop :]

[holespoles]

Enikő Katalin Eged (b. 1992) - Black Cat White Cat.

#Enikő Katalin Eged #illustrations

[lucabyte]

i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.

i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.

anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.

#[isabeau voice] am i insane or does sometimes loop talk like they might have killed their whole family. is that just me? just checking. #nille design highly inspired by @kiwibrain's since its the one that imprinted in my mind. liberties taken since i didnt look @ reference #anyway i have a lot more thoughts on this? i guess ill hide them in the tags...? scroll down i suppose. #isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #isat loop #isat siffrin #isat bonnie #isat nille #isat fanart #in stars and time fanart #doodlebyte #---------------------------------------------------------------------- #anyway the extra thoughts. are literally just my general thoughts on postcanon. (and thus are the context for all of my postcanon doodles!) #which is i think nille joins the party before loop reappears for a start (either from a period of nonexistence or just wandering around) #and that like. i think the party should be able to integrate loop as a completely new person. because they are! the secrecy isn't great but #They and Siffrin shuffle into different ecological niches in the party (eg. i think sif is more squeamish after it all but loop isnt) #and while it's not *exactly* what Loop wanted they get that beggars can't be choosers. and its pretty good #(i am glossing over how i think loop's reappearence drags both them and siffrin into a massive behavioural backslide and is likely a bit #distressing to watch go down. cycle of argument -> lovebombing -> normalcy -> repeat. etc etc. but since they are no longer literally #stewing in the worst pressure cooker of all time they do resolve it via productive conversation on their own time. its fine) #the party well-meaningly tries to deduce things from loop's vagueries and are able to pin down the DEAD FAMILY vibe pretty quickly. #but eventually the question of their prior identity falls by the wayside because well! they're just their friend loop! (also change belief) #as for how The Truth Come Out... this is what i mean by The Isabeau Torment Nexus(tm). which is that i think... isiloop should almost occur #BEFORE isabeau knows who loop is. he's just genuinely charmed by them eventually and tries to close the open end of the polycule #which FREAKS LOOP THE FUCK OUT because thats just too genuinely sick and wrong. and obviously w emotions high its not a great confrontation #ANYWAY told u i had more thoughts. if i were normal itd be a text post but.