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furiosophie · 4 months
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((zombie ghost this, zombie ghost that, what about eldritch!soap who came back wrong??))
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thegnomelord · 7 months
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sof and cute hcs of eldritch reader trying to learn how to people (and maybe some raunchy ones about learning how human "mating" works) hhhhnnnngggh
Imagine Learning To Be Human
CW: SFW and NSFW First TF141 with SFW, then NSFW headcannons, sexting, masturbation, sex toys, morning after (no sex), sexual nudity, nonsexual nudity, implied poly141. GN reader, 500-900 words for each blurb, so somewhere around 5.5k words. Imma be quiet for the next week or so as I prepare for an exam so I'm feeding ya'll :Dd
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Imagine SOAP— It's safe to say you're not the best with expressing what you think, especially not in this hollowed out corpse a tiny fraction of your consciousness inhabits. The more you try, the less human your attempts come out, only remembering that humans don't bend that way or don't do something after you've done it. You find yourself gravitating to Soap because he is the opposite of you, so open and responsive like an open book.
Imagine; observing Soap as he tries to piece together the fragments of a bomb, muttering curses under his breath as if the object had just called football 'soccer'. He's so concentrated he forgets the rest of the world exists, oblivious to you sitting across from him. But that's not a problem as it gives you a chance to watch and try to mimic what his face does; the slight hint of teeth as he nibbles on his lip, the furrow of his brows, the tenseness of his jaw pulling on his throat muscles…
You try to mimic every emotion he goes through as he tries and fails and succeeds and fails again to fit the pieces together like a jigsaw, but the hardest one to do is that smile of his. For some reason you just can't get it right, lips pulling back too far, teeth too much on display and brows too furrowed so you end up looking like an old savage.
Then as if to spite you, Soap looks up at you and immediately snorts. "What're yea doin' there Bonnie?" He coughingly laughs as your facial features return to your statue like state.
"Trying to look like you." You huff; at least you can do that correctly.
"Oh, look strapping don't I?" He snorts, doing what Ghost calls 'fishing for compliments' (though you're unsure how one can fish for abstract ideas).
"No more than the rest." You shrug and see him roll his eyes, though the corners of his lips are still quirked up, a hint of teeth on display and vestiges of dimples framing his mouth. "How do I do that?" You ask and motion to his face.
"Do what? Smile?" You snorts, already beckoning you over like you're a dog. "It's easy."
You lean across the table, tilting your head to indicate confusion but leaving your face a blank canvas. It takes all of your presence of mind not to give an earth shattering purr when his hands cup your jaw, distant stars quivering as his blunt nails scratch at your throat for a blissful second.
"Here," His thumbs settle at both corners of your lips, putting gentle pressure until he pushes the flesh back and up in a way that's natural to the skin suit but not you. "There yea go." He grins and pulls his thumbs away after a few moments, grinning when you hold the expression.
"Now yea're as dashing as me." He chuckles and you two must look like utter buffoons just grinning at one another; you wouldn't have it any other way.
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Imagine GAZ — You're not exactly alive, technically you're the antithesis to life and existence, so to you, simple rules like eating or sleeping are no more than chalk guidelines after a rainstorm. Gaz doesn't subscribe to this idea, he's always trying to get you to indulge in these human comforts and you always allow him, even if it does include eating more things in a week than most of your kin have consumed in a millennia, if that.
Imagine; wandering the halls on a lazy Sunday morning, no drills to run or missions to prep for, and being drawn to the communal kitchen by the sound of boiling water and banding pans. You find Gaz cooking breakfast for the boys; he's the only one who can cook (according to him) seeing as Price seasons his food with hope, Ghost burns everything into coal and Soap's not allowed into the kitchen after he'd tried to make tea in the microwave (which Gaz had later asked you to exorcise).
"Mornin'." Kyle yawns and smiles at you, dressed in shorts and one of your 'lost' shirts. You do your best to replicate his expression. "Help me, yeah?" He asks and nods his head at what he's cooking.
Your expression falls back to neutral. "You'll need to show me how." You admit as you get next to him.
"Not a problem," He chuckles as he shifts behind you, pressing his chest flush with your back with his hands hovering over yours. You feel his warmth when he rests his head on your shoulder, his hands firm and steady as he shows you how to chop tomatoes and sausages, how to hold the knife correctly and pulling your fingers back when the blade draws too close to the flesh, talking you through it until you can do it on your own.
After that he leaves you to your task as he almost dances around the kitchen, stirring a pot here then putting the kettle on there and so many more little things while you remain where you are because you, by nature, are slow; to adapt, to age, to change.
But you do it for him.
"Those look great." He grins when you're done and then herds you in front of the cooking pans, and you're a little apprehensive about the bubbling oil when he dumps what you'd cut up into the pan. But his warmth is at your back again, steady hands guiding you on how to cook the food without burning your skin and leaving you to it when you catch on.
Then you feel a tug on your shirt, his presence once again next to you, but this time he's holding a piece of sausage on the end of a fork, a hand beneath it so it doesn't drop, "Hey, taste this for me."
You contemplate arguing you can't actually taste food the same way he does, but he gives you a look that has you letting him feed you. Though it tastes no different from everything else, from his hand it may as well be sweeter than ambrosia.
"Tastes good." The way he brightens up at your words makes the food only taste sweeter.
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Imagine GHOST —You and him are similar in some ways, you both prefer to stick to what you know, who you know. It's harder for you to contain what you are inside your flesh body when there is so much life around you that every additional heartbeat pulls at the edge of your cold existence. So you stick to close to the people who's warmth has grown so familiar it's indistinguishable from the burning starts making up your real body.
Imagine; attending a celebration held by both TF141 and Los Vaqueros after a mission gone well, loud music and lewd lyrics blaring in your ears as men drink like teenagers at their first frat party. You're in a more secluded part of the bar next to Ghost, both of you nursing drinks while you watch the rest act like fools.
You're a little confused when you see Gaz and Soap move in a strange way, grinding against one another and pressed so close you'd think they're trying to mate, their hands roaming the other's body so roughly you're surprised no pieces of clothing come flying your way.
"Got a free show for my drink." Ghost chuckles next to you.
"What are they doing?" You finally ask when you can't contain your curiosity.
"Dancing." He answers and swallows the last inch of booze in his cup, setting it down on the bar. "For fun." He adds, already expecting the line of questioning, as if that's supposed to make you understand.
"They just look like they're trying to mate." You point out, receiving a long sigh in return.
"How 'bout I just show you." Before you can say anything he nicks the cup of untouched alcohol in your hand and swallows it all down in one go, putting the empty cup next to his before grabbing you by the arm and pulling you outside through the back entrance. You go along with him, but you're confused when you catch Soap's eyes and he wolf whistles at the two of you.
The world outside is calmer than the busy bar, the air much colder; closer to what you are. You turn to him once he lets you go, tilting your head and furrowing your brow to convey confusion. "So…what do I do?"
"Just follow my lead." A gravely chuckle escapes Simon as he closes the distance between you two, his rough hands settling on your waist as he begins to slowly rock both of your bodies along with the music, though his movements are more contained than what you'd seen, a steady push and pull compelling you to follow him.
"Why is this different than what Soap and Gaz were doing?" You ask, clutching his shoulders in return, your forehead almost resting on his chest as you look at your feet so you don't step on his toes.
You feel his chest vibrate as he chuckles, "They set a low bar." He rumbles and his hand moves to your jaw, tilting your head up so you two lock eyes, the intensity in his brown irises drowning out the sounds of the bar. "Eyes on me."
You nod. Your eyes stay firmly on him as you sway together to a tune he hums, finding a common ground in the way your cold and his heat mixes together. Above you millions of your eyes peer down at him, for as vast as you are, for this moment your attention is on him.
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Imagine PRICE — He can tell how tired you are, not physically but mentally; having to communicate and understand people without the use of a mental link, when even the most complex ideas can be conveyed easily, was starting to fray the edges of your control over your human body. He decided to do something about it.
Imagine; Price taking you and the boys fishing to a remote cabin next to a lake. Knowing you don't sleep he pulls you out by the lake at the ass crack of dawn, having you watch as he sits down on the dock, his pants pulled up to his knees so he can dip his feet in the water while he sets up the fishing rods.
"What are we doing?" You ask but follow his example and sit next to him, the cool water of the lake similar enough to the cold abyss your true body resides to calm your nerves, though you're unsure of what to do when he gives you the fishing rod.
"Fishing." He says as he shows you how to cast out the line. "You look like you need it."
You don't argue with him and just try focusing on fishing, letting him teach you how to watch the line to see when something takes the bait and when to reel it in. You’re unsuccessful your first few attempts, and you have half the mind to just jump in and wrangle the fish in the lake with liquid abyss, but he stops you.
"Catching isn't the point." He says as he smokes his cigar while he takes an old boot off your hook. "It's about relaxing, the fish are just a bonus."
You let out a low sound that vibrates the water, but you settle next to him and cast out the line again. You don’t know how long you sit there next to him, your sides touching with the fishing rod sitting loosely in your hands. After some time you manage to yank out your first fish, and you certainly don't gloat when you pull a few more fish out of the lake while he only pulls out seaweed, but the look of pride in his eyes makes it even better.
Any prospects of catching any more fish are dashed when Gaz and Soap wake up and take running jumps into the lake, scaring all the fish with their splashing. "Like school boys." Price remarks as Ghost comes up to you both, offering beers as he sits down on your other side.
"Summer vacation, captain." Ghost says and slips into the water, and you realize this is calming; in the way you haven't felt before, doing something familiar like watching Soap and Gaz trying to dunk each other in the water but feeling like you’re right there with them, laughing alongside them when Ghost scares the shit out of them by lunging out of the water.
“See sweetheart? ‘S not hard.” Price hums, adjusting his hat though his shoulders are already reddened from sunburns. He offers you his cigar and you accept it, breathing in the nicotine and smoke despite not having lungs or a circulatory system to be affected by it, before you give it back. “Taking it easy is good for you.”
You nod your head, content to sit next to him until something tugs on the line of your forgotten fishing rod and you scramble to reel it in. You give a small grunt as whatever is on the hook struggles, "Yank on it." Price tells you and you do, nearly toppling on your back when you finally win the tug of war. You blink as you look at what you've caught.
A Speedo.
"Well would you look at that." Price chuckles.
Judging by the way Johnny's suddenly bare assed and throwing obscenities in Gaelic your way, you assume that it's his.
“Caught a big one there.” Ghost notes, not yet laughing but his shoulders shake with silent laughter as he slaps Soap's cheeks (of his rear).
He yelps, confident enough to be naked in front of all of you, but not shameless enough to where his cheeks (on his face) don't redden from the way Gaz cackles and wheezes with laughter so loudly he nearly drowns. You give Johnny back his trunks before he can drown Gaz but, maybe you should fish any more.
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Imagine SOAP— If anyone ever asks Soap why he would ever send a dick pick to an ancient god, he'll blame anything and everything; on being stood up, on loving himself a little less, on mixing up the numbers, in being black out drunk…
Imagine; him being stone cold sober when the thought invades his mind and he spends the next hour trying to take a good picture: in front of the mirror, on the bed, no clothes, some clothes, the list of positions goes on. He doesn't want to come across like he's compensating by just holding his dick in his hand like some cunt; as silly as it is, he wants the picture to actually tempt you, to make you feel something, though the question of if you even can doesn't cross his mind. He ends up with a picture of him on the bed, the tip of his hard cock peeking out from beneath the band of his boxers.
He won’t admit he holds his breath when he sends the suggestive picture to you alongside a ;) , watching the text bubble appear and disappear multiple times before you just leave him on seen. He deflates and has half the mind to delete the picture and chuck his phone to the other end of his bed but he’s stopped when he gets a message from Price.
‘My office. Now.’
Turns out you were with Price when you saw that photo and without a second thought had shown him it and asked what it meant. Granted Price had seen more than just his dick, but he was less than happy about Johnny sending you unsolicited dick pics.
You quiz Soap for nearly an hour, stone faced and unbothered while he gets redder with every question (what can you send, what not to send, how much to send, etc.) and he gets the impression that's how his ma' felt when she gave him and his sisters 'the talk'. “So, yeah.” He clears his throat, whole face feeling hot. “Don’t do it ‘lest yea’r asked or yea like ‘em.”
Thankfully Price finally lets you go when you’re satisfied with his answers and Soap can’t scamper fast enough out of his office with his whole face in flames.
He deletes the photo soon after but you've already burned it into your memory where it will outlast the stars, and the idea to reciprocate festers in your ageless mind like rot until you find yourself in front of your mirror after a shower. You play with the phone for a long time, snapping a few blurry close up shots of your face while you attempt to change it from the front to the back facing camera.
It takes even longer to figure out what to send as Soap wasn't that clear with his answers. Your siblings give you pointers, and first you attempt to take a picture of your most private part — bones snap as your rib cage splits open into a maw, vines full of eyes wrapping around your ribs like ivy as tendrils of darkness unwind just enough for the anti-light of your very essence sucks up all the light in the room — but the mirror cracks and your phone just shuts off with a pitiful whimper.
After fixing the mirror you end up doing what you do best; you mimic one of the statues you'd seen the Greeks make, the towel wrapped just along the V where your thighs connect to your pelvis, exposed from the waist up with your skin still wet. Your body isn't as demure as the muses that sculptor had used, but you hope Soap will appreciate it as you snap a few more photos and send them to Johnny with the same ;) he'd sent you.
Soap nearly chokes on his spit when he gets the photo, all the blood in his brain flooding south as his eyes rake over every exposed inch of skin, every curve and every dip in the muscles making him drool and cock harden and he's racing to your room before you even have the time to turn your phone off.
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Imagine GAZ — For all of your pitfalls and misunderstandings he likes the little hints of inhumanity in your speech, in your mannerisms, in knowing you could be anywhere and anytime but you choose to be next to him. He couldn't imagine himself being enamored with an ant, yet you hang on his every word like he's revealing secrets you don't know, making him feel special; he feels so bad when his thoughts of you stop being innocent.
Imagine; He tries to keep things respectful, but his imagination runs wild when you do the simplest things. Bend down to tie your shoe? He's checking out your arse from the corner of his eyes. Stand behind him? He's suppressing a shiver just imagining your body draped over his in post-coital bliss. Check his skin for injuries? Gaz has to bite his lip to keep from begging you to touch all of him, to explore his body. Work out? Kyle's lucky if he doesn't start drooling imagining going over and licking the sweat off your skin, of feeling your muscles tense beneath his tongue while you continue to work out with him between your legs.
When he can't think of you without popping a boner he ends up having to compromise before the shame eats him whole. He goes on a random porn site; he usually prefers just using his imagination but when his mind keeps circling back to you he has no other option, and his conscience gnaws on him when he ends up finding a porn star with similar features to yours. It's not wrong if he's wanking off to a different person, right?
Heat's already burning in his stomach when he slouches in his chair, his back to his room and one earbud in his ear. Shame continues to eat at him when he's both delighted and disheartened by the fact the porn star sounds nothing like you, that his bones don't shiver like they do when you talk.
He keeps the volume low and instead focuses on rubbing and squeezing his cock the way the porn star does to a second actor, and he can't help imagining what you'd sound like; high pitched and whiny? Husky and low? Completely silent or animalistic? The idea of pulling sounds of pleasure out of your throat has him leaking. His head lolls back and he moans as he squeezes the base of his cock, his eyes open just enough to blur the fine details on the porn star's face so you two become indistinguishable.
His heart stops when you burst through his door, a random question leaving your lips before your ears pick up the moans and slick sounds coming from his direction. You're next to him in an instant, looming over his chair and caging him in with your eyes stuck to the screen. "What are you watching?"
"Get out!" He yelps and tries to push you away but it's like trying to move a mountain.
"Why does that human look like my vessel?" You persist, "And why are you watching humans mating when you told me it's wrong?" You tilt your head, luckily not seeing his hand on his hard cock, the porn reflecting in the blacks of your eyes.
“It’s on the net it’s different! People upload it for others' pleasure and-” He sputters and cuts himself off when he registers your words, freezing in place and that accidentally gets him to squeeze the head of his cock.
Your pupils widen like a cat’s when you hear the little moan escape his chest, your head automatically dropping down to see where his other hand is. "Oh,” is what comes out of your mouth when you see his hard weeping cock. “Can I?” You ask, making an odd motion with your head.
He thinks you're asking to leave and nods. "Yeah-" Gaz wants the ground to open up and swallow him whole, his cheeks burning red like he's a lobster in a pot. “-can you pl-please leave-”
He wheezes when your cold hand suddenly wraps around his cock, your hold firm and just at the edge of pain but still making him throb. A few more eyes spread across your skin to see him while you watch the video still playing on his computer, giving his cock a small pump and shaking the stars with your purr when he moans.
"What are-" He neck nearly snaps to look at you, a shiver raking his body and another moan escaping him as you squeeze the head of his cock, your skin like ice yet it makes him burn with arousal.
"Watch." You order and turn his head with your free hand so his eyes are back on the screen. You don't know why he's watching a fake 'you' mate when he could just ask you, but you know one thing; the person on the screen is competition, and by the way you roughly stroke his cock until he's whining and leaking like a tap, Gaz can tell— you don't like competition.
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Imagine PRICE — He never imagined he'd need to have 'the talk' with a god; sure, you may understand how sex works, but you're hopeless in understanding the nuances of it all. If someone doesn't directly say 'let's fuck' you assume any touches from them, even groping, is just them being friendly. It makes his blood boil, seeing you be taken advantage of like that.
Imagine; You're in the bar with the boys and Price is a couple of drinks in when he sees being felt up by a stranger and you're oblivious to his advances. A green eyed monster nips at Price's heels and he doesn't notice when he puts himself next to you, 'accidentally' shoving the other guy back with just his bulk. His presence, his demeanor, and the few harsh words spoken in a clipped tone has the other guy scampering off.
He doesn't remember much after that, only the way you'd looked at him — with the intensity of a ravenous void, like he was a bright star you wanted to devour.
What wakes him isn't his clock, but the rays of sunlight gently streaming through the curtains. He groans as he registers the awful ache behind his eyes before he even has a chance to open them. He feels his bed shift and his eyes snap open automatically, he nearly jumps out of his skin when he sees you laying on your side as you stare at him.
"Jesus!" He jumps up, nearly topples over from the sudden vertigo but your steady hand on his shoulder keeps him upright, making him realize he's nude.
"He's not here." You shrug and as you sit up his sheets pool around your waist, making him realize you're naked from the waist up, though he doesn't want to think if you're naked naked. His fists clench when his eyes roam over your exposed body against his will, settling on the various hickeys decorating your shoulders and neck.
His heart sinks. "What…what happened last night?" He asks and doesn't want to know the answer, his stomach churns with shame.
"Oh, uh, you got drunk, I got you home, you started kissing and biting me." You say, tracing the numerous hickeys and indents of his teeth across your human form like they're medals. "Then you pulled me into your bed and wouldn't let me go. Then you passed out." You say as if nothing's wrong, and even if no sex happened it's little consolidation to the fact he took advantage of you.
“Why didn’t you stop me?” He asks as he takes a shaky breath, shoulders hunched up around his ears and eyes downcast, bile burning in his stomach.
"Why would I?" You tilt your head and shift positions to face him fully, the sheets falling away to reveal you are naked naked. "I may not understand you fully, but I would have stopped you if you did something I didn't want."
Price hates himself for how he can't tear his eyes away from your body. "But you let me." He insists and tries to get you to see reason, to be as angry and disgusted with him as he is with himself.
“Yes.” You are growing annoyed as well, silently cursing the frailty of the human mind; things would be easier to explain if you could just use mental communication… “You are less than insects to my kin.” You sigh and move to straddle him before he can get away, pinning him under you. “You are a sun to me.”
Even calling him a sun doesn’t do him justice; suns die out like firecrackers when your immeasurable body passes over them, when you devour them, him, you want to keep, to protect, to wrap in your cold abyss until he’s warm and safe.
He sucks in a breath, the gears in his head turning as he tries to understand. “What?-”
“Can I touch you?” You ask, your hands respectfully on your thighs as if you’re not pinning him in place with your weight. There’s a dark intelligence in your eyes, the same ravenous void staring at him behind the black of your eyes. You are not a child, you are a god.
"Why?" He sucks in a sharp breath as he breathes in your smell, the scent of dying stars and burn ozone tickling his lungs. "You don't have to." He says weakly, because what would anyone, god or not, want with him?
"You left marks on me, I want to do the same." The way you say it makes him think of godhood; not the bleak madness you are, but the type humanity romanticizes. Your lips part as if you're thinking of marking him, bits of oblivion staring back at him from the darkness of your throat when he looks too closely at your mouth.
He submits so fast. "C'mere then," He pulls you close by your head, kissing you like he's trying to steal your ichor, his body burning hot when your hands grip him tight enough to leave moon shaped bruises in his skin — the first of many you intend to give him, until you've marked him as yours and yours alone.
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Imagine GHOST — Ghost prefers to show you rather than spend hours trying to explain things to you, he's more stricter with you when you try to do things you're told not to, both for your and everyone's safety. You never do quite learn.
Imagine; Ghost recently confiscated your phone when you tried to see what humans thought about you, or what they imagined you and your kin to be, on a website called 'Rule34'. Ghost had snatched the phone out of your hands before you could even click the link. After a week he gave you the go ahead to take it back, but got called to run a drill so just said to go find it.
Now, you've been told not to go rooting around other people's belongings, but while searching for your phone you'd fallen back into your old habit and snooped around until you found a small box in the bottom of his dresser. Thinking nothing of it you opened it and found…something. A lot of somethings; handcuffs, rope, weird egg shaped thing, a weird tube with a hole in it that squished like a stress toy but had a cunt molded at one end, but what drew your attention — was the dismembered black cock in the middle of the box.
You and all of your kin scratched your collective heads over the thing you now held in your hand, you'd been under the impression humans didn't carry around body parts anymore so you were stumped why Ghost had a dismembered dick and balls in his dresser. Besides the pitch black color and flat base it looked so realistic and the way it flopped when you turned it in your hand made you feel the same way humans did when seeing you.
So you got up and wen to ask Ghost about it, the thing held out in your hand when you found him with the rest of the boys. "Ghost, why do you a have body part in your closet?"
Your question made them all turn to look at you, Ghost made a strange sound like a strangled dog while Gaz and Soap fell over laughing and Price shielded his eyes with the rim of his hat.
“Fuckin’ ‘ell.” He snarls and before you know it he’s stomping over to you and dragging you by the front of your clothes, “What I tell you about snooping?”
“I couldn’t find my phone,” You try to argue but don’t struggle and just let him drag you somewhere like you're a kitten until you find yourself in his room with the door firmly locked behind him.
"Right." His tone makes it sound like he doesn't believe you, his rough hand pushes you down on his bed and he yanks the thing from your hold. “You want to know what this is for?” He asks and holds the the cock with the head pointed at you like a knife.
You nod your head and try to rise up but he pushes you back down, you're not even sure where he gets the handcuffs from but there's cold steel around your wrists before you can notice it. It's his order to "Sit and watch." that actually keeps you down, and you see the corners of his eyes shift to denote a smirk. "Do what you're good at."
You don't blink as you watch him disrobe until he's only wearing his mask, and your surprise is obvious when he sticks the thing on the floor and it stays up right. "This," He growls and sinks to his knees on the floor, a towel under him, "Is a fuckin' dildo." He reaches over and takes a small tube, squirting viscous liquid on his fingers. "You don't ever take it out of my room. Got it."
He leaves no room to argue and you rapidly nod your head. You find yourself breathless as you watch him reach behind himself and you don’t even notice how a bit of your oblivion leaks from your pores and spreads across the ground like spiderwebs, eyes blooming in the small pools all around him so you can see the way he roughly pushes a finger into himself, your hands clenching as his rim flutters around his large fingers.
"What is it for?" You find your voice, the sound ringing like the inside of a dead star the longer you watch him roughly stretch himself, pushing two then three fingers into his ass.
"Fun," He chuckles and feels so powerful when your eyes have all but turned black with hunger you've yet to notice. "It's a toy, for adults." He pulls his fingers out and squirts more liquid on the dildo, before sinking down on the toy in one fluid move that leaves him hissing at the stretch, his rim fluttering around the thick base.
Something about the way the toy is of a similar color to your real body has you wriggling beneath your human skin, the air vibrating as you groan and try to reach out to him, wanting to cover him in your body and have all of him feel all of you.
"No." Just one word has you sitting back on the bed like a dog, a pitiful sound rumbling across the void as you can do nothing but watch. "This is what you get for snooping." He's so smug with the way he has such control over you without even touching you, his thick thighs tensing as he slowly bounces on the dildo, "Now watch. Maybe if you're good I'll let you touch me."
You'll do whatever he says so long as you get to feel him.
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👻🧼 - Fantasy AU Dark Mage/Prince
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eldritcmor · 1 year
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IDEA!! You know how in most legends and myths involving dragons there’s often a hoard the dragon is protecting? What if the 141 was the hoard of someone (or something) not entirely human. They masquerade as a human and fight alongside the 141 but they’re insanely protective of them and have dragon like abilities. Heat and smoke never seem to bother them. Sometimes the 141 can see the shimmer of scales out of the corner of their eye but when they turn to check it out all they see is their “human” teammate. Maybe they have reptile like tendencies and prefer to have meals alone because they’re “insecure” about their eating habits (they’re actually eating nonhuman food like raw meat or something). Idk, I just really like the idea of the 141 being oblivious to a monster in their midst. Also I really REALLY like dragons
Gaz looked up as the sharp screech of twisting metal met his ears. The guard at his door poked his head out to see what was happening only to jerk and slump, a rather large piece of rebar right between his eyes. Gaz did not want to meet whatever the fuck did that and so scooted the chair he was tied to as far back into the shadows as he could. He tried to keep his breathing even but as the steady clomp of boots on metal grew closer, he couldn't cut it. A hand curled around the door frame and for a second, Gaz would forever swear he saw gleaming copper claws. He blinked and suddenly you were in front of him. Kneeling low as you confidently cut through the rope around his ankles.
"Breathe Sergeant. I got you." Gaz practically melted at the familiar rumble of your voice. He let out the breath he didn't know he had been holding as you moved to the bindings on his chest. Then he was confused.
"It's good to see you lieutenant, but how did you get here?"
You hummed as you finished cutting through his bindings and hauled Gaz to his feet. While there wasn't really any major damage that you could see, you still didn't like finding him like this.
"I called in a favor from an old friend. For all intents and purposes, this was never sanctioned. Now before you go thinking too hard, the others did try to come as well. Unfortunately, they got placed under the equivalent of house arrest by Shepherd. Now come on, our ride is waiting."
Gaz rolled the information over in his mind as you led him through the little facility. Everywhere he looked was some form of evidence of a fight. It looked like something had absolutely ripped through their defences.
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Ghost startled as he entered the little kitchen of their current base. It was incredibly late at night and he hadn't expected anyone to be awake. You were sitting on the counter, ripped open package of red meat in one hand and a piece of meat midway to your mouth. Ghost raised an eyebrow and you slowly lowered the little chunk back into the tray.
"is this why you never eat with us?" Your fellow lieutenant asked as he grabbed a mug from one of the cupboards. You have a little noncommittal shrug as you set aside your dinner. Ghost popped the mug into the microwave and pulled out a few teabags.
"No need to stop on my account, lieutenant." The microwave beeped and ghost retrieved his mug before plopping the teabags in and promptly exiting the kitchen.
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Soap raised an eyebrow as you stripped off your jacket and bundled it into your pack. The team was visiting Farah and the desert heat was harsh on all of them. Even Price had taken refuge under the nearest shade cloth. You however just seemed to be perfectly fine in the heat. He thought the heat was finally getting to you. That is until you climbed up on huge flat rock, laid in direct sunlight and promptly fell asleep. You were fucking basking while the rest of the team was baking in the sun. Soap stomped over, sun be damned, and climbed right up beside you. He purposely blocked the sun as he kneeled next to you and raised his hand to slap down in the dead center of your back. That is until your hand shot out and easily caught his wrist. You two briefly wrestled for a minute or two before soap yelped as you scooped him up over your shoulder and carried his ass back over to the others. Farah laughed as you deposited Soap right at Price's feet. A simple no left your mouth in a sort of grumbling growl as you went back to your rock. Soap pouted in the shade but didn't move to try again, as Price handed him a canteen of water.
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Price watched from the door as you wrestled against Ghost, with Soap and Gaz sitting on the side. You two were dirty fucking fighters. Anytime Ghost flipped you on your back, you'd yank him by his mask or shirt to the side. Anytime you'd flip him on his back, he'd take his nails down any piece of exposed flesh in order to get you to rear back and topple. Price thought it was like watching two feral ass badgers fighting. He decided to intervene when Ghost pinned you and his fingers were just a hair too close to your mouth. Your fangs were on display.
"That's enough boys!" He watched in amusement as You and Ghost scrambled to your feet. "Go clean up, all of you. We got a briefing in twenty. Except you, Drake. I need to talk to you." The rest of the squad exited the training room. Price could practically feel the gossip spinning in their heads.
Price turned to you once the team was down the hall and out of earshot. "We need to talk about that little trip you took."
You tilted your head to the side in confusion. "Little trip, sir?"
"The one you took while the rest of us were under house arrest. The one where you somehow returned with the single missing member of this task force."
You simply hummed, a noncommittal sound, as you tapped your wrist. Price shook his head at your silent question. "Ah my most recent leave. What's the issue?"
Price sighed. "Unfortunately, the higher up want to know how Gaz returned." Price grabbed your shoulder and pulleed you down to his height. "You were not involved in anyway, clear?"
You groaned as the grip on your shoulder tightened. "Loud and clear, sir."
"Good man, now get. I'm sure the others are wondering what kind of ass chewing you just got." Price watched as you walked out the room, defeat lining your shoulders. Good, no need to trouble anyone else with your little rescue mission. Price glanced down at his hand. He hadn't meant to grab you that hard but he had to get the point across. There was a red lined imprint of scales in the center of his palm.
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femoso-seben · 5 months
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Monster fic:
Human Shaped Monsters
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Blood bathed the soil. It spans decades, and at this point, there is no way either side could turn back, and strike a deal for peace. The humans who have been enslaved and the monsters who were belittled and forced into segregation for centuries.
Blood soil the hands of both leading sides, eyes shrouded by hatred and rage. This was a war to end either species… and the humans were losing.
Two decades before the start of this war there was a faction of monsters pushing for equal rights and humans siding with them. Not even that solidarity could bring both sides together. It started with peace and ended in the blood of an innocent.
The human resistance was shrinking and the leading factions began to divide a plan. A last-ditch for freedom.
Rabies.
It was a slow race, the first to be infected were the werewolves and other beastmen. It was a long wave of modification by a small group of scientists. They made sure it could jump to every other monster, the only free of it were, mermaids, gargoyles, and shadow beings.
They made it with no cure.
It was an overnight success. Their militaries begin to fall into smithereens. One by one they had to kill their own forces and burn their corpses. New fear spread across the monsters.
The humans leaked the information.
The fear of humans was raised again.
Switzerland was the only country that allowed humans and Monsters to live together, of course, there were some apartheid laws but in all of was far better than other countries where they were actual slaves, broodmares, pets, and cattle.
It was a painful year for the Monsters before they decided to come to a ceasefire with the remnant of free humanity.
They meet up in neutral territory, Switzerland.
Laswell’s wing folds flatly against her back as she looks over to see her escort, Task Force 141, and shadow company’s Graves. “Are you sure about this?” Price was in his wings folding.
“I don’t like making concessions to them but if they have a cure—“
“I doubt it,” Soap snears, “knowing that vermin they were trying to kill us off.” He grips the door his long nails scrapping the metal door, his tail swishing angrily.
“Kate Laswell,” a feminine voice calls out, they all turn to see a young human woman standing there flanking her side is a monster in tactical gear. Laswell walked forward and they followed after them.
“Are you part of the delegation?” Laswell asks. The human looks up.
“Well, I’m part of the… welcoming committee, we in Switzerland don’t want war.” The human smiles her dark auburn hair was pull back into a low ponytail.
“A bunch of cowards and weaklings,” Soap smears. The soap didn’t always hate humans, he grew to hate them. In his youth, he was to stay in love with one until another human took her. He watched as they destroyed the world, their corruption throwing the world into a near-constant war.
He hated them.
“What would Santana think?” The human girl asks, Soap found himself sneering at the human woman for being up his old love.
“She’s not here because of you-“
“That was far before my time.”
“You’re young,” Gaz notes.
“Well, this country is made up of refugees, our parents fought to be free.” The human said side eyeing the Harpy.
Gaz didn’t like humans, he had no fold memory of that human or that human in his mind where they showed their famed humanity. He has only seen their bigotry. His home was napalmed by war. He hated humans too.
“Why aren’t we needing at the capital?” Graves asks looking around. The sun was setting and he could see the beautiful landscape of Switzerland’s countryside.
“Too many people live there, too many anxieties. Here if war breaks out not so many people be hurt.” Soap snorts but looks around the air is smooth and clean, far less dusty than the battlefield.
“Mother Maia,” the human woman calls out. There in the setting Sun of a large building, what used to look like a big retail store was a woman taking down hung sheets.
“As Jezebel,” the woman’s sweet voice calls out. “Are these the monster’s delegates?”
“Yup,” the group stops in front of this strange woman. She was in all black, with no skin showing beside her hands. She didn’t look Muslim just… like a Victorian woman in mourning. It was nostalgic for Graves he couldn’t stop smiling, her dark veil covering her hair and face. “How are the kids?”
“It’s dinner, you know how the little werewolves get, so territorial. Then the gargoyles want to sit at the top. The dragons are trying to hord people.”
“Is Michael sweet-talking people for food again?”
“Of course, you can’t stop young sirens from praying on others, especially on crawfish night.”
“Crawfish? Damn now I’m hungry-“
“We’ll take your group to the meeting point and if you get their fast enough and back we might still have some leftovers.” The woman in black tease.
“C’mon, let’s hurry,” Jezebel said rushing the group of monsters.
“What is that place?” Ghost asks. There were monsters there? And a human talking so nonchalantly about them too.
“That’s an orphanage, government sponsored, that’s the head director, Mother Maia.”
“Is she a nun?” Soap asks. Jezebel cackles and turn to him.
“Nope she’s a former Sniper, before retiring only a few weeks ago.” A cold chill run down tje monster’s bodies.
“What was her name?”
“Something like the pale death.” The monster stopped walking Soap nearly ran back to that woman to kill her.
“Relax Johnny it’s a bad idea to kill her here.” Ghost said resting his stone hands on his friend’s shoulder. Soap bared his fangs but let his shoulder sag.
“That bitch has killed dozen of our men-”
“Hey,” Jezebel said, “you better be careful this is her boyfriend right here,” Jezebel pointed to the armed monster next to him. He was a humanoid monster, maybe a wraith… that would make sense at night he was the most powerful.
“Traitor,” Gaz glared at the shorter male who had a strange antenna coming from his helmet.
“C’mon, let’s keep going I’m missing out on delisting crawfish!” Jezebel practically jogged to the meeting point.
“Look at her, so carefree. Humans truly disgust me.” Soap whispers to Gaz who flew slightly above him.
“I know mate, they only care for themselves, and discriminate against those that differ from them.” The moment they got to the meeting Jezebel took off.
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“Mother Maia?” The woman in black looks up and walks up to the group of monster. Walking into the giant old building. The inside was converted into a home.
“Yes?” She asks.
“They wanted to see the orphanage a little more,” assistant Andres said, his wolf tail swinging side to side.
“Of course come in—”
“That killer in in charge of our kind?” Soap sneers, walking up to her. His eyes widened she was quite tall for a human, 6ft.
A set of low growls ooze out from the back as a small group of five teenage boys stalked in, they were young Werewolf pups. They got in between her and him.
“Who the fuck are you pendejo?” One asks his accented English rolls off his tongue.
“She killed our kind—”
“You killed your kind! My parents were killed by cunts like you,” the Australian boy shouts.
Soap glared at the young boys in front of him. They were young, stupid, and weak. A few had missing eyes, and arms, and one missing a leg. In the order of monsters, they should be dead.
“Enough!” Mother Maia snaps loudly, pulling the young alpha back. She leans down. In a low tone, she said, “Go protect the other orphanage.” Soap frown, another orphanage? The young back sneered at him one last time and stalked off.
“Have some grace, most of them were maimed by the monster’s militia when their parents tried to flee. Most of their parents were either murdered in front of them or eaten.” A chill ran down 141’s back.
“Mate—”
“Of course, we have some monsters affected by humans, but humans wouldn’t let a single monster live. These survivors or victims of you.” Mother Maia said setting the basket closed down.
“So, pale death-“ Graves walk over a smirk on his face.
“Killed anyone of them?”
“They are my children, don’t you know? Human pack bond with anyone.” She said in the same flirty tone as Graves. She clears her throat and looks at the greater whole, “where would you like to begin?”
“What type of monsters do you have?” Gaz asks looking around, he can smell a plethora of monsters, even prey monsters.
“We have beast men, harpies, mermaids, fairies, shark born, dragons, gargoyles, vampires-“ a group of bats came flying in and transformed small little kids running up to Mother Maia.
“We’re hungry.”
“Go to the kitchen.”
“How do you feed them?” Graves asks, there was about six of them the oldest no older than twelve.
“Donation of course, this country knows blood from monsters and humans are welcome. Of course, we have animals.” Graves subconsciously nods. “We have a few turned, they don’t want human blood.”
“We also have pray hybrids.”
“To feed-“
“No.” Mother Maia cuts off Price.
“Come I’ll show you the barn,” Mother Maia turned and led the group. There in the back was a large barn, it smelled like a barn.
“Lenard,” Mother Maia calls out, a figure jumps down and a young gargoyle appears, “we’re bringing in some guess, go tell Jin.”
“Jin isn’t gonna like this… not these unknown predators in his camp.”
“I know but go tell him,” The gargoyle nods and flies off.
Mother Maia turns to them, the veil is getting annoying, and the strange clinking sound as she walks. “Don’t eat anyone of them, I’ll kill you.” Her tone turns from sweet and welcoming to cold and cruel.
She opens the barn.
Screams erupt.
There was many cattle hybrids. Sheep, goats, alpacas, llamas, cows, and even some deer. They all backed up and only one thing approached a small girl screaming.
“Yumna-“
“Get out!” She shouts. She was a stout girl? And from the marking of her fur, honey badger.
“Do they have to be here?” A new voice asks in the arms of Lenard was a boy, Jin. The horns said it all along with the one wing, dragon. This was his hord.
“Quit,” Mother Maia said, silencing the barn.
“As you can see we have farmed more prey species since they don’t want to be killed or eaten. We’re leaving now,” she pushed everyone out and close the barn after Lenard who climb back onto his perch.
“So…” Price smiles blowing out his cigar smoke, “that’s his castle and hord?”
“Indeed.”
They begin to walk far into the fields small predictor hybrids poke their heads up and watch them leave before going back to playing. They walked for a few miles to the ledge of a cliff down below the ocean.
“We don’t have any big trees, so most of the Harpies live on the cliffs in huts, down below in our seaways are Merfolks and shark borns. Of course, as you see another gargoyle and in the water an eastern dragon born.” Gaz eyes widen seeing the little harpies flying around. It reminded him of home.
“Priscilla,” Mother Maia calls out, a young woman in her early Twenties or late teens walked up. Gaz thought she was human at first until he noticed her feet. She was a wingless harpy. Gaz felt feather’s raising anger boiling under his skin. She inched her way closer Gorgyle behind her.
“Since Harpies are communal and the boldest of the youth train the harpies to fly, but since Priscilla had her wings ripped off most of the young harpies don’t fly.” Mother Maia said.
“We can!” One shout, from the cliffs their small heads and raptor eyes glued on them. “We just… don’t want to.” The little boy said shyly.
“And in the small brush forest we have the smaller pray species and a pack of werewolves.”
“A pack?” Soap asks, “there’s more than one?” Mother Maia nods.
“We have five they like doing mock battles to see who gets five feet of territory into another’s back, it’s all friendly games they come together to defend this area when needed.” Soap couldn’t help but smile, maybe if he was younger this would be a great place to create a pack.
“I can teach them how to fly,” Gaz said mindlessly staring at the cliff where there were probably over 20 harpies. All the young children and the oldest were younger than him, they wouldn’t survive if they couldn’t fly.
“Really?” Priscilla said her shoulder feathers raising in excitement.
“We’re staying here a few days.” They two turn to another Maia for an answer.
“You have to ask Baihu.” Pricilla cringed and sighed, “As the most senior member of this community and the oldest, it’s your duty.” Pricilla nods.
“Alright let’s go asks him, c’mon.” She begins to walk to the cliff Gaz following suit.
“Isn’t it a little cruel to have a human looking after a monster?” Soap ask.
“Not at all my counterpart is a monster taking care of humans, his hord.”
“This seems too perfect.”
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ccryptidccreek · 2 months
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I was reading ao3 like the degenerate I am, until my phone glitched, and left me with this.
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I kinda dig it ngl
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yeyinde · 1 month
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Spring is here. Has me feeling some type of way I need to baby trap a military man rn
I’m so fertile and so so empty, be a shame if a military man married me just for the perks, only to find out we’re locked in with a baby on the way.
How terrible would that be (I am unwell)
N e ways, thanks for hearing my thoughts, hope you have a lovely day! <3
i love that idea so much, but the moment you mentioned spring, my mind immediately blanked out because, hear me out:
dark!reader babytrapping, but—
you're a druid/god of spring. you find a human wandering around your forest/domain—this poor, lost little lamb. so, you lure them in. taking them deeper and deeper into the sprawling plains of your flower bed, letting them fall for your human disguise until they're sitting pretty in your palm. you fuck them, giving them an experience they'd never forget (read: fucks the mundanity right out of them) before leaving them dazed and confused on the edge of the village, sex-drunk and obsessed with the taste of you. they try to find you to no avail. they chalk it up to a strange dream only for you to show up at the end of the spring equinox like, hi. hello. you've knocked me up and traditionally i'm meant to eat you for sustenance for our little gremlin but i think i'll keep you as an offering and a pet instead. okay? okay.
and it'll be especially delicious if they knew what you were the whole time and were actively trying to lure you out. like, sure. they belong to you, but you have the absolute misfortune of belonging to this dangerously obsessed human who risked his own skin just for a taste of you as well. and the jury is still out on which one is worse.
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cod-dump · 16 days
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I’m not Simon Riley, I’m Ghost -
Chapter 17
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(note: I have gone back and combined some chapters and made some small updates to them, so if you noticed something was off that’s what it was lol)
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Soap POV
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Feeling returned to Soap's limbs far too slowly for his liking. But as more feeling returned, the more the overall panic he felt mellowed. He could move his hands enough to hold his own cup of water, though his strength wasn’t all there. Speech was a whole mess of its own. He couldn’t tell if Gaz with fucking with him about not being able to understand him or if he was being completely serious.
”Can you repeat that?”
”I’m going to kill you,” Soap hissed and Gaz laughed, maybe from surprise of finally understanding something or because his pestering was finally getting the reaction he wanted. The more he laughed the more Soap was convinced it was the former.
Price had taken no time to come and see Soap after Ghost left to inform him… and Ghost hadn’t returned with him. It made Soap’s chest ache but a thought quickly entered his mind, a reminder of their last interaction in France, right before Soap decided to be an idiot and run off. The thought made the ache go away and Soap was able to focus on Price.
”Farah was right, you’ll be walking by sundown.”
”He can barely hold a cup, Cap,” Gaz muttered to him.
Price looked to him, “And he couldn’t even get a word out a few hours ago.”
“Still can’t.”
Soap glares at Gaz grins, “Go fuck yourself.”
Gaz laughs and Soap can’t help but smile. It felt good being back at 141 base with Gaz and Price. The uncertainty of leaving Strasbourg when they did, the argument with Ghost, those creatures — Soap wasn’t one to leave like that, not finish the mission. Leaving it to the DGSE when they called for aid…
”Chin up, Sergeant.”
Soap meets Price’s gaze, the man knew. Of course he did, he was Captain Price. He was good at reading people and probably already knew what Soap was thinking about, most certainly having already pieced it all together before Soap even woke up what would be bothering him. Soap clears his throat when the silence goes on for longer than he would like.
”Where’s Ghost?”
”Watching his brother. Garrick and I have had enough of that bastard.”
Soap snorts, “He living up to Graves’ legacy?”
”Oh he’s so much worse,” Price groans.
Soap laughs, trying to imagine what Price has been through in the relatively short time frame they’ve been gone.
”He’s a lot creepier than Graves ever was,” Gaz mutters. Soap remembers that Gaz was watching Runt not too long ago, Price having dumped the duty onto him.
“I’m sure you’ll warm up to him.”
Soap’s attempt at teasing earns him an unamused glare. He grins before he looks to Price. Price‘s expression was rather neutral but his eyes showed he was very amused. He reaches out and pats Soap’s knee, Soap feeling relief that he could feel it.
”I have a meeting with Laswell in an hour. I better go get ready for whatever she has to say about the stunt you pulled.”
”She loves me.”
”That’s what saved your ass.”
Price gave Soap’s shoulder a firm pat before he left, Soap and Gaz watching him leave before Gaz turned to him. He wanted to say something, something he didn’t want Price around for. Soap takes a breath, he knows what’s going to come out of his mouth.
”Ghost said you left on your own.”
Soap cringes, “Wasn’t my best moment…”
”No it wasn’t… Suds, you’re smarter than that.”
”I felt like I had to do something. I couldn’t just leave knowing someone was putting weapons on the streets and slowly taking over the military.”
”Ghost said you lot were to leave.”
“Well Ghost doesn’t exactly care enough about humans to make the right call.”
Soap had only muttered under his breath but Gaz heard it all the same. The room became silent, too silent, as Gaz stared with wide eyes. Soap looks away, glaring at the wall. As his mind cleared, he was able to remember that interaction all too clearly.
”Johnny-“
”Don’t, Kyle. Don’t.”
Gaz shifted, remaining silent as Soap continues to refuse to look at him. Soap felt guilt prick at his skin, he shouldn’t have said that. But he also felt he had the right. He sighed quietly, he felt betrayed though Ghost did no such thing. Ghost had only reminded him of what he was, Soap was the fool that refused to acknowledge it.
"Watch your tone, sergeant."
"No, I won't! 141 is for the people! We are here to save lives-"
"You are here to save lives! I'm here to survive!"
He felt his eye twitch at the memory. He felt like and idiot setting Ghost up as a courageous hero, that image somehow keeping hold even when Ghost revealed his un-human nature. It felt like a betrayal and Soap felt stupid for feeling that way.
”You should talk to the captain about this.”
Soap blinked and finally looked to Gaz, “Why?”
”You know why.”
With that, Gaz stood and left the room. Soap felt a chill on his skin and the guilt continued to prick at him. He swallowed before he looked away from the door.
Need to watch your mouth, MacTavish.
“Squeeze my hand, Sergeant. As hard as you can.”
Soap did as Farah told him, gripping her hand firmly. She nods, him instantly releasing her hand.
”How‘s your head feeling?”
”Clear.”
”Good.”
Farah wanted to personally examine Soap to make sure he had recovered from the spell. With how quickly they were going through his examination, Soap believed he had recovered fully. Farah clearly has done this more than once, knowing all she needed to test and what to look for.
”Did you reverse the spell or whatever? I don’t remember anything.”
”Your friend Engel in Strasbourg. He lifted it before he went to deal with the director.”
”Any word from him… or the director?”
”Don’t worry about that now, Soap.”
Farah doesn’t answer any other questions regarding the matter as her one of her men, a doctor, comes into the room. Soap recognized him as the man who examined him and tested his blood after Ghost had bitten him.
After he tried to kill me, Soap thought to himself. But he didn’t. He didn’t want to. He wouldn’t.
”Hello again, Sergeant MacTavish.”
”Let me guess, you want a sample.”
”Just a precaution, Sergeant. To make sure you stay human. Or so we can be on top of it if you change.”
Soap stayed still as Dr. Osin took a sample of his blood. He and Farah spoke in Arabic, Soap feeling like a child waiting for the adults to finish talking. After Dr. Osin ran several tests, he and Farah turned back to Soap.
”Congratulations, Sergeant. You’re still human.”
Soap snorts, “Yay me.”
”Have you eaten?”
”Only those damn jelly cups they keep stocked down the hall. I would love some real food, even slop from the cafeteria.”
Farah grins, “I think I can do you one better. Takeaway?”
”Takeaway? For little ol’ me? Feeling spoiled here.”
”I figured a walk would do you some good.”
Soap felt a prickle at his skin, an uneasiness in the air. She wants him off base, most certainly to talk. Farah had a smile on her face, her body relaxed, but the air about her was on edge. Soap’s mind went to Ghost and his brother. Were they the reason she was like this?
”I wouldn’t mind a walk.”
Farah smiles, “Good.”
“This looks unhealthy.”
”That’s how you know it’s good.”
A drive into town before they walked the rest of the way to the restaurant Farah had in mind. It did feel nice to go out for a walk in town and not be thrown back into the chaos on base. Eventually he would have to go back to it, but not just yet.
”Seriously, Commander, let me pay for this.”
”You don’t have your wallet.”
”… Shit. Don’t have my phone either.”
Soap pats his pockets, he definitely had at least his phone earlier. Where is it? Farah grabs his attention by clearing her throat.
”Don’t worry about that at the moment, John.”
Soap froze, “… You have something serious you want to talk about, don’t you?”
”Can’t trust your phone not being bugged.”
”Why the fu-“
Farah holds her hand up and Soap cuts himself off. She waits a moment, taking a bite of her food and savoring it for a moment.
”This is good. Should eat yours before it gets cold.”
Soap gives Farah a look before he eats his food. They ate in silence, enjoying their tame surroundings and the chill in the air. Soap couldn’t look away from her, he could only suspect why she brought him here away from base. She had to want to be away from Ghost and Runt, though he doesn’t see them bugging his phone.
”You think loud, John.”
”Why did you bring me here?”
Farah sips her drink, taking her time. Soap bounced his knee, his nerves starting to get to him.
”I hadn’t noticed before, Nik had to point it out.”
”Point what out?”
”It came to a shock to you that I knew my way around non-humans.”
”… is Nik-?”
”Non-human? I have no clue, honestly. Wouldn’t surprise me. What I do know is that he pointed out there was a… double agent in base. Noticed something off about them.”
”A double agent… what, they’re pretending to be human?”
”Most certainly.”
”Shit.”
“Nik went to pull away Price to tell him in a secure location. We decided to be quiet about it so we didn’t alert them that we knew, so we’re pull ing each of the core members aside industry. We think they might be after sensitive data and want them to continue digging so we can see if we can catch them off guard.”
Soap blinks as he thinks back to Ghost appearing in his room, telling him someone was in his office.
”Fuck, they were already in Ghost’s office snooping around.”
Farah looks at him, watching him closely. Soap met her gaze before looking away. Did he say something wrong?
”They were in Ghost’s office… how do you know that?”
”He told me.”
“He told you… but didn’t tell Price.”
“He couldn’t- Wasn’t out yet he wasn’t human, he smelled someone in there. Wasn’t any evidence otherwise.”
”He could’ve fabricated evidence…”
Soap looks away from Farah, her hard gaze making him uneasy. Ghost could’ve just told Price he had an off feeling, he didn’t even need to tell him anything else. But that didn’t happen. As far as Soap knows he never went to Price about it—
He went to me… he told me that night.
“Looks like he does like you, Sergeant. Likes you quite a bit.”
Soap couldn’t help but notice what Farah said was very mischievous sounding. The way there was a brief smirk when he looked up before it was pushed away as if she had just remembered she wasn’t teasing him about another human having a liking to him. That told Soap had truly strange it all was. With how the vampires acted towards him in France, Runt’s own curiosity — Ghost liking him was abnormal.
He wanted to kill you but didn’t. He didn’t even know why.
Soap rubs his face with a groan. What did he do to get himself into this situation?
Farah standing, scooting her chair back on the pavement grabbed his attention. She had her wallet in hand.
”Chin up, Sergeant. We have work to do.”
Soap blinks before he nods.
”Yes, ma’am.”
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This morning I’ve come up with some new ideas that fit with the apocalypse AU for soap perhaps a test post will be seen in our future
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venom!soapghost (symbiote!AU)
ok maybe it's bc I have @mike-like-t-scream's fic "I'm Not Simon Riley, I'm Ghost" in the back of my mind, but...Venom!Ghost. The symbiote being the real reason why he keeps people at arm's length. & then when Soap starts being all friendly, then flirty, Ghost is losing his fucking mind bc Venom keeps asking if they can lick the man. After maybe the 4739th time, Ghost realizes that Venom's asking about licking in a sexy way, not a "I want to nom nom him" way.
Conversely...Venom!Soap. No one notices bc Soap still acts like himself. The explosions are far away, so Venom doesn't have to hide from the fire/heat/sound. The two of them love scarfing down chocolate*, planning pranks & occasionally ogling a certain Lieutenant's booty. Soap's even drawn Venom. But then there's that day where some (poor?) soul has got Ghost in a deadly hand-to-hand fight & Venom takes over, leaving pretty much nothing of the enemy. Oh, well.
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thegnomelord · 5 months
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Shark Merperson reader is real gud.
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(HOLY FUCK. THANK YOU TO WHICH EVER ANON REQUESTED THAT BECAUSE I FUCKIN LOVE SHARKS.
Now Im thinking of a Price x Reader, because shars are the oldest species known to exist. Obviously sharks arent immortal, they've just been on this earth way b4 tress bloody existed.
So Im thinking the readers an eldritch creature, they represent sharks as a whole, as long sharks exsist they exsist. Heck they mights of even of been Prices mentor when he was in his draconic 100s? (Late 20s?).
Imagine Price missing his friend calls him up to see hows hes doing. Reader elated to meet an old friend, accepts the invitation to meets up with him. Reader definitely scolds him for lossing a wing, honestly is pertrified Price lost a piece of himself and thought he was retiring due to it. Cut ahort to him smacking him slap dab on the head when he learns he's lost it a long time ago and didnt tell him.
Cue wholesome interactions th 141 and etc. Heck maybe some romance with Price.
Just a blurb i had yo tell you abt)
Okay, this tickles my eldrich abomination trying to act human itch
CW:SFW, eldritch reader, kissing
Price knows you're there the second he steps onto the old wooden pier, able to smell seaweed and brine and something in the air — what he thinks the bottom of the ocean smells like, old rot of decaying whales and older heat of geothermal vents — the soft wind billowing his hair like the breathing of an elderly beast.
He knows you're watching him, passively at least, washed up mermaid purses dotting the beach to give you a glimpse of the world above the waves through the yolks vital for the pup's survival, able to dream of the warm sun and course sand while you slumber beneath the waves.
"Oi, ser, yer look like a wee lass waiting for her sailor." Soap's sharp voice cuts through the air, the werewolf far too energized for his own good, the sand in his fur not dampening his mood when he can just shake himself off and flick the grains on Simon.
"Hah," Price snorts, "Maybe I am." He tilts his head back to the sea, sharp eyes watching the breaking waves. "Time to wake up old friend." He mutters your mangled name under his breath, mortal lips and vocal cords unable to replicate your own voice.
The young ones in his team lack the sight needed to notice your form slowly rise from the sea like a submarine breaking through the ice, only the visible flicker of air and the receding water keying them in. Price old enough to see you without needing the inner surface of his skull to be dotted with eyes. Though even he sees your real form like a man having a stroke — vaguely familiar at first yet the details are undefinable — flesh and sea melding together without rhyme or reason, long strings of seaweed bearing miniature eyes with pups wriggling inside, cookie cutter sharks boring holes through finless corpses so long eel sharks may form ever reforming sinews, fossilized bone and old rock giving giving support to the massive insult to reality's laws; birth and life wrapped up in death.
You're an affront to logic. And with one sneeze from existence itself you're human standing in front of him.
Eerily human.
Perfectly human.
Almost.
"What the fuck?" He can faintly hear Gaz's voice, all of them only now noticing you stand where you weren't previously.
Your hand touches his back before he even registers you move, always slightly damp, "When did this happen?" You ask as you trace the spot where his wing used to be. "What did this?"
"And a 'hello' to you too sweetheart." He clasps a hand around your waist, purring softly in greeting as he pulls you closer to his chest. Even if he sees you once every few centuries, even if you don't possess the ability to reciprocate, his love for you is as youthful as it was when he was but a wyrm.
Your facial features remain neutral like the ones of sunken statues, but you blink, and for a few seconds he can see that yawning abyss in your eyes. "Hi." You say, your hand still tracing the bump created by atrophied flight muscles, trying to judge how fresh it is. "Explain."
Your tone sounds like a predator baring it's teeth, but he knows you wouldn't harm him. "In a lil' bit." He snorts, puts pressure on your back until he forces your legs to move. "Come, want you to meet my boys."
The introductions are odd on both ends considering you hadn't spoken with people other than Price since that Icarus of a passenger ship mistook your fin for an iceberg and they've never met an old one like you. But you like them, they compliment Price just like the small scale he gave you makes the pearls and gold offered to you through the ages shine more.
Even if your face is unreadable, somehow they can figure out you're not too amused when you hear he'd lost his wing during a mission. "I told you arrogance would cost you." You at least you can mimic a sigh as you rub your head, "At least you retired." You say,
"We wish!" Soap snorts before he can help it, and the next thing they hear is a horrific crack that has them jumping out of their skin.
Your head had whipped 180 degrees with the rest of your body remained in place, the laws of nature nothing more but blurry guidelines. "You. . .did retire?" You ask, voice like the roar of a whirlpool.
"About that," Price starts, unable to finish his thought as you slap him upside the head as if he's still the whelp who thought he could brave an ocean storm.
"You'll put me in the grave." You growl, holding him by the ear, words spilling from your mouth like seawater filling the empty bowels of a ship. "I swear your scaly hide hasn't learned a single thing-"
"Should we help?" Gaz wonders as they watch you chastise their captain like he's a boy.
"No, this is great entertainment." Ghost chuckles.
"Want me ta grab the popcorn?" Johnny ads, already snacking, tail thumping against Simon's leg and growling playfully when Gaz reaches for the snacks.
Eventually your anger relents, mood changing as swiftly as the tide. You spend the time they have left learning about the men he's chosen as his hoard. Kyle's a bit weary of you just due to his harpy nature, but soon enough you two can be found sitting on the pier and fishing, and if you purposely make the waves flow so a big fish snags on Kyle's line, Price never says anything about it, not when his boy has a smile as big as the sun when he looks at the gigantic fish flopping on his hook.
You attempting to help Soap cook the barbeque, but you're fine motor skills are rusty after all these years of slumber, so the food is slightly burnt but Price loves when his food's basically charcoal and eats it with a smile, especially as it keeps you from telling all the embarrassing stories you have of him, from when he got his ass bit by a squid to when he was so horny he ended up rutting against an extra curvy piece of rock, though the rest have already heard enough dirt to bury him for the next several decades.
Unfortunately for Price, you and Ghost hit it off like a house on fire, and Ghost ends up learning far too many ways to hurt people without killing them that most definitely are against the Geneva conventions but you pull seniority on it. Simon in turn, teaches you how to play cards, which, when you're literally a god that can see almost everything including your opponent's cards, means the shmucks Simon ropes into playing you and Simon end up with empty pockets.
As the sun stars to dip behind the horizon you wind up sitting next to Price by the fire, the others splashing in the water.
You feel his wing spread behind your back to pull you closer to him, "I missed this." He says, knowing you won't comment on the 'I missed you' hidden behind his vellum words.
"Last time we met like this Napoleon was still emperor." You hum, a small yawn escaping you, sharp tips of shark teeth peeking from human gums. "And you had two wings." You can't help but point out, making it clear you've not forgiven him about not informing you.
Price pointedly ignores your later comment, his hand tentatively, almost shyly, reaching down to sit on top of yours. "Afraid I'll forget about you?"
His pulse picks up when you shift your hand to hold his, fingers lacing together when you don't have a tail as a human. "You wait for me." You shrug, holding your free arm up, reality wheezing for a few moments before his scale is suddenly in your hand, shiny and unharmed just as it was when he'd given it to you all those years ago. "And I dream of you."
His eyes widen and heart melts, a purr rumbling in his chest "C'mere sweetheart," He rumbles and pulls you into a kiss, free hand holding your chin stable.
You taste of salt and blood, of chilling cold and boiling heat, of something ancient and familiar and Price drinks it all down like a babe, tongue licking in your mouth and fangs nibbling on your lip, feeling you respond, the touch of hungering god as soft as silk, just to him.
But he knows this won't last.
A shark has no reason to stay on land, and a dragon can't survive underwater regardless of how much he wants. Soon you'll return to slumber, and Price won't know when he'll see you again, if he'll see you again, or if you'll learn of his passing when your waves swallow up his ashes.
He doesn't notice the prickling in his eyes but you do, wiping a stray tear with the pad of your thumb, your other hand still wrapped around his. "Don't worry John," You say, statue features finally cracking into a small smile, "I'll stay for a little while." You say and lead him into another kiss, the other members of TF141 leaving you two to catch up on lost time...
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g0ose-bumps · 8 months
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Eldritch Horror Soap
Human!Ghost thinking about Eldritch!Soap. Short drabble.
There's something strange about the sergeant. Something bizarre, something dangerous. Ghost can't pick out what it is exactly, but the thought niggles in his head like a loose tooth in an aching mouth.
Most days he ignores it, too distracted by other more pressing matters to truly examine the thought, but every once in awhile he catches a flash of something that prods at that blackened tooth of his.
Soap was normal. He was diligent. He was brave. He was everything Ghost had come to expect from a well liked sergeant who grinned too much and laughed a little harder than most. But that was expected from a man who was as explosive as his ordance. He was a fiery man who liked fiery things; it made sense.
It's the times where he doesn't say much–where he goes quiet–that has Ghost on the ready for that something to appear.
Ghost can't quite explain it; what it is, that makes him so uneasy. Soap was everything he could have wanted in a man under his command. He was ruthless but not grossly so. Highly competent. Easy to direct, but not to the point of obscenity. Not to where Ghost had to talk him personally through each action, for the sergeant followed him around gladly like an unleashed dog behind its master. A loosened collar round his neck while Ghost walked them through their objectives.
But. There was that something that ached and jabbed. It stabbed at Ghost's bleeding gums, exposing the raw bloody flesh with each new something he saw. So he decides one day, fed up with the situation, to collect the facts he knows and add up the extra pieces. See what he can make from it all and align the things he knows for certain.
He finds this:
Soap is his sergeant.
He likes Ghost and the rest of 141.
He has a fondness for explosives and favours his old L96 despite the old specs.
He likes to speak Scots when no one is listening.
People like Soap.
But also this:
Soap doesn't have a record Ghost can find despite all of his efforts.
There's a blank emptiness in Soap's eyes when he thinks no one is looking at him.
He likes to speak a language that isn't anything recognizable when no one is listening.
Soap looks at Ghost like he wants to devour him.
Sometimes his smiles have a little too much teeth to be right.
He vanishes to places Ghost can't track on his time off.
People tend to disappear around Soap.
He concludes:
There's something off about Soap. (definitely)
Soap most likely isn't human. (V. High +)
Soap might be eating people (debatable)
Soap might actually eat Ghost one day. (what way, Ghost can't tell)
Ghost isn't sure what to do about it. He hasn't seen anything he can bring to Price without his captain calling him paranoid. And besides, Price adored Soap. Everyone liked Soap.
Ghost wants to pull that wiggling tooth from his rotting gums, but some animal hindbrain tells him to stay his hand. He doesn't know what he'd find if he did. Would it be a clean relief from the constant pressure or would he find a puss leaking abscess instead? Ghost doesn't really want to know.
The pressure builds.
His mouth bleeds.
Ghost is afraid.
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eldritcmor · 1 year
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"THEY" eldritch reader.
Inspired by @meatonfork for their gen z! Reader and platonic! Reader series. Along with @antigonusyuki for confession booth
I have little experience with military assignment structure so lotta bullshit coming your way. All characters maybe a bit ooc cause I only have experience with them through the fandom.
There was a new recruit on base. Not with Captain Price's task force but they came under laswell and were to put it bluntly assigned to the base as more of a general help out. To fill in squads.
Kyle "Gaz" Garrick
Gaz was the first to encounter them. A late night walk to clear his head after a particularly grueling mission. At some point the noise in the night stopped just enough for silence to be deafening. Not even his own footfalls could be heard. He froze only for a hand to settle on his shoulder and push him forward. A hazy voice and instincts screamed at him to "keep moving." The rest is a blur of Pounding blood in his ears and blurred trees. He looked back when he made it to the treeline only to see a human standing perfectly still with the huge claws of something through their chest.
John "Soap" Mactsvish
Soap was the second to encounter them. He was training the recruits on the mats that day. Takedowns, holds, general ground and unarmed combat. Wrestling really. They kept to the middle of the pack. Nothing notable. Nothing exciting. Not until they stepped up to the mat themselves. He looked them in the eyes only which eye was it. He felt like every single wall in the room was staring him down. Not judging. Just watching, waiting. It wasn't a challenge and it made him angry. The sense of eyes at every angle lessened and they were on the ground pinned beneath him, but I didn't feel like a friendly spar. It felt like something let him win.
Simon "Ghost" Riley
Ghost encountered them late at night leaning against the rail of the roof. On the outside of it. Just lightly humming some soundless tune. Ghost approached slow but didn't tug at them. Just enough to be in reach in case they rocked forward. They glanced at his approach and eyes seem to prickle along his spine. They didn't speak to each other. They didn't need to. They were just two hunters taking a break.
John Price
Price is the last to encounter them. It's on a mission. A safe house had been compromised and task force 141 was on their way to evac. He watched as rubble shifted and out popped them. A chest riddled with bullets and ribcage quite squished. He watched as they ran towards evac. Ignoring as bullets dropped from their flesh and bones shifted back into place. He wanted to speak to laswell about them.
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secondarily-firstly · 2 months
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Sketchbook
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Call of Duty OCs | Sketch — original characters — sfw — reference John price x fem!Reader | greyscale — self indulgent — sfw — fluff
König x Reader | sketch — gn!reader — sfw — fluff
ghoap cartoon icon | icon — silly — sfw — fluff
Simon Riley x pregnant!reader | sketch — fic drawing — sfw — fluff
personal hc of Roach | sketch — semi-realism attempt — sfw — reference
eldritch horror!König | pointillism — kinda creepy — sfw — horror
141 x reader couch base | base — sketch — sfw — reference
ghoap at ease | coloured — art with effort — sfw — fluff
moment of peace (ghoap) | coloured — sketch — sfw — fluff
cod persona/self-insert | somewhat coloured — wip — sfw — reference
gladiator!König | coloured — art with effort— suggestive — fanart
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Self-insert doodles 👇
Roach - Pt. 1 | Pt. 2 (pfp) | the dreaded deletion of ibis paint x T^T
Soap - Pt. 1
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tags to be updated with each new update
I do not censor for language
Any eventual possible nsfw art will be censored and tagged
Requests for both art and writing are currently open—though I am new to the fandom so pls be kind. I am not completely 100% versed in lore or gameplay
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earl-of-grey · 3 months
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Alastor headcanon:
I know it’s implied in the show that Alastor smells, and that we the fandom love to joke about him being a stinky boy and not showering. But honestly, I believe he smells not because he doesn’t bathe, but because that’s just one of his deer traits. He can take all the baths he wants, everyday, twice a day even, but he’ll still smell like wet deer. And it’s something he can’t get rid of. So I think he just accepts it, and fully embraces that stinky eldritch swampland creature persona.
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My God
[A/n:yes this is based off of sucker for love, I love that game.]
Summary:Soap has a boyfriend...who's an eldritch god
Type:Scenario:Soap X Eldritch!M!Reader
Version:Mw2
⚠️Warning:contains some NSFW⚠️
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Soap was sitting in his room looking through the book you gave him. You were sitting next to him, hunched over due to you being alot bigger than him in every way. Chuckling softly, you watched his face as he tried to pronunce the chant.
"You know Dear, you don't need to do this, you've already done it before"
He waved his hand at you.
"I got it"
You tilted your head, tentacles touching his arm, making him shiver in response. Looking up at you with puppy eyes. He wasn't asking for anything, he just wanted to pronounce this. Sighing you took the book from him, he trying to hard. Soap tried to take it back, reaching up with your leg for more height. You chuckled and pushed him down. He looked at you with wide eyes, he definitely wasn't prepared for that. Putting the book on his night stand you leaned over him while still sitting in the same spot.
"Dear..."
Soap blushed and smiled, the smile was alittle lopsided. Putting your head next to him you leaned down to the point you were mere inches from his face. Soap was giggling from being so flustered, especially at the tentacles running up his body. Groaning softly at tentacle unbuttoned his pants.
"You need a break, your trying to hard"
Sliding said tentacle into his boxers he let out a moan. But all things come to an end.
"Soap...What the fuck is that!?"
Quickly jumping up, Soap slightly pushed you down, tho you didn't move much. Now looking at Price, Soap gulped
"Um, it's ugh, damnit"
Looking at you worriedly, he didn't know what to do. Price just sighed causing Soap to look at him again.
"You know what, forget it. Just don't forget about the meeting that's soon"
Soap nodded. When Price closed the door Soap relaxed. Sighing, Soap looked at you nervously. You put a hand on Soaps hip.
"Maybe next time love."
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[A/n:Man...this is alot shorter than expected. I hope you enjoyed]
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