JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i want you to sssay hello to
Rowling: graham lineham
Lineham: [wearing foil hat] free masons run the country
Rowling: he'sss got sssome great ideasss you should hear
Poe: joanne you don't need to bring him here
Poe: like, you really don't
Rowling: he hass thingsss to sssay and you're ALL going to hear them
Poe: this is really kind of off topic for us here
Rowling: EVERYONE will hear them
Rowling: ssssee, yearsss ago i disssmisssed graham lineham'ssss babble as the bad opticsss ravingsss of a lunatic
Rowling: but now that the overton window hass sshifted
Rowling: i'm proud to sssay thessse bad opticsss ravingsss are quite good actually!
Rowling: go ahead, graham, tell them what you told me
Lineham: trans people produce no great films, no music, no art
Lineham: they're incapable of doing this basic human thing because they're subhuman
Lineham: untermensch, if you will
Rowling: isssn't he great?
Lineham: trans books are always universally panned because of their incoherence
Billy Martin:
Hailey Piper:
Eve Harms:
Gretchen Felker-Martin:
Joe Koch:
M. Lopes da Silva:
Arden Powell:
Lor Gislason:
Julya Oui:
LC von Hessen:
GE Woods:
Michelle Belanger:
Rain Corbyn:
SA Chant:
FT Catulla:
Viktor Athelstan:
Meagan Hotz:
Ziggy Schutz:
Rose Sable:
WN Derring-Judith:
Charles Maria Tor:
Devaki Devay:
Dayna Ingram:
Ori Jay:
Ai Burton:
Gabriel Valentine:
Cosmin-Mihai Birsan:
Jei D Marcade:
Rhiannon Rasmussen:
Max Turner:
Taylor J Pitts:
Vincent Endwell:
Bri Crozier:
Theo Hendrie:
Derek des Anges:
Briar Ripley Page:
Winter Holmes:
gaast:
Maya Deane:
Charles-Elizabeth Boyles:
Layne van Rensburg:
Amanda M Blake:
May Leitz:
Alison Rumfitt:
Rivers Solomon:
Lillian Boyd:
Torrey Peters:
Taliesin Neith:
Daniel M. Lavery:
Joss Lake:
Aubrey Wood:
Jonah Wu:
Daphne du Maurier:
Patricia Highsmith:
Franz Kafka:
Kafka: wait
Kafka: why did the camera pan to me
Barker: oh you know why haha
Poe: clive
Kafka: why
Kafka: [hugging blåhaj] i don't know what you mean
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Have you read...
Her doctor is giving her the body of his dreams... and her nightmares. Isa is a micro-celebrity who rarely shows her face, and can’t wait to have it expertly ripped off and rearranged to look more feminine. When a successful fundraiser makes her gender affirming surgery possible, she’s overjoyed—until she has to give up all her money to save her dying father.
Crushed by gender dysphoria and the pressure of disappointing her fans who paid for a new face, she answers a sketchy ad seeking transgender women for a free, experimental feminization treatment. The grotesquely flawless Dr. Skurm has gruesome methods, but he gets unbelievable results, and Isa is finally feeling comfortable in her skin. She even gains the courage to ask out her crush: an alluring and disfigured alchemy-obsessed artist named Rayna.
But Isa’s body won’t stop changing, and she’s going from super model to super mutant. She has to discover the secret behind her metamorphosis—before the changes are irreversible, and she’s an unwanted freak forever.
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Transmuted by Eve Harms
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Her doctor is giving her the body of his dreams... and her nightmares. Isa is a micro-celebrity who rarely shows her face, and can’t wait to have it expertly ripped off and rearranged to look more feminine. When a successful fundraiser makes her gender affirming surgery possible, she’s overjoyed—until she has to give up all her money to save her dying father.
Crushed by gender dysphoria and the pressure of disappointing her fans who paid for a new face, she answers a sketchy ad seeking transgender women for a free, experimental feminization treatment. The grotesquely flawless Dr. Skurm has gruesome methods, but he gets unbelievable results, and Isa is finally feeling comfortable in her skin. She even gains the courage to ask out her crush: an alluring and disfigured alchemy-obsessed artist named Rayna.
But Isa’s body won’t stop changing, and she’s going from super model to super mutant. She has to discover the secret behind her metamorphosis—before the changes are irreversible, and she’s an unwanted freak forever.
Mod opinion: I've read this one and I really enjoyed it. The body horror is great And gruesome.
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I read the novella "Transmuted" by Eve Harms tonight. I'd give it 2.5 stars. The body horror was fun, but the plot was meh and the protagonist irritated me at times, while the prose could be stilted and awkward. Still, I thought it was pretty fun overall, with an absolutely wild ending (even if I didn't appreciate the weird lore dump at the end, and thought it could have been added more naturally to the story -- though I suppose that's part of the problem of it being 71 pages.) If you like weird queer body horror, check it out -- you might like it!
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My face every time Eve is mentioned
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the more i bleed the more problems i solve
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“the locked tomb is about love vs. freedom” “the locked tomb is about death” “the locked tomb is about the dangers of codependent relationships” “the locked tomb is about climate change” “the locked tomb is about identity with regards to the soul” yeah sure but above all else. the locked tomb is about bodily autonomy
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Brain Rotting…
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Midnight Pals: Body Horror
David Cronenberg: body horror is the art of possibility. the body is the canvas. to change the body is to change reality, to unmake & remake the world.
Junji Ito: what if your head was a balloon lol
Junji Ito: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the fashion model
Junji Ito: so this film crew hires an actress with a really striking look
Poe: what's the look?
Ito: oh she's like an obvious monster
Ito: like 100% she's definitely a monster
Ito: anyway everyone is all "wow what a striking look"
Barker: you know
Barker: there's a problem with all these monster women you draw
Ito: what?
Barker: you're not horny enough
Ito: they're not supposed to be horny
Barker: no i mean YOU are not horny
Ito:
Poe: clive leave him alone
Barker: hey i'm not throwing shade
Poe: no it really sounds like you are
Ito: how can you say that?
Ito: look at these bishōjo heroines!
Barker: don't get me wrong, junji
Barker: you got some real cute little straight couples in your comics
Barker: but they should fuck
Barker: is the problem that this body horror is too straight
Barker: is that it?
Ito: what
Barker: i mean more power to you
Barker: i think it's great what you're doing
Ito:
Barker: you know despite your handicap
Ito:
Barker: of being straight
Barker: it's just so cool how you're showing that straight people can do body horror too
Ito:
Barker: real inspiring!
Ito:
Poe: that's enough clive
Barker: no shut up edgar i'm having fun
Barker: i'm just saying its unusual to see a cishet in this field
Barker: i mean
Barker: anyone here who's written body horror that is NOT some kinda trans allegory, raise your hand
Eve Harms:
Lor Gislason:
Franz Kafka: [raises hand]
Barker: uh uh uh uh franz
Barker: not so fast!
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i scared my ai mammon bot and felt really bad about it
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Eve sketches from god knows when sorry
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Going back to my "killer Evan au where Will and Ev both get caught after William manipulates and brainwashes Evan into being like him, and William goes to jail and Mike gets custody of 16-year-old Ev" au (which i shall now be calling the saffron pawn au)
Thanks to William, Evan’s first instinct when he's feeling upset is to hurt. William encouraged him to hurt people, kids, for a long time; now obviously Evan can't resort to that anymore. With no other way to satisfy that instinct, Evan turns to self-harm until his therapist and Mike firmly stop him. So, Evan starts killing animals instead, and after a while, Mike finds out.
Except, one day, Evan corners an animal out in the woods-- a squirrel or a fox or a raccoon, maybe a stray cat. And he goes in for the kill, but... he stops at the last second. He doesn't know why. He WANTS to make the animal hurt, he WANTS to kill it... doesn't he?
Michael is surprised, to say the least, when he comes home and finds Evan has brought a living animal into his home. When Mike asks what he is doing, Evan just shrugs as he gives whatever animal he brought back some treats. Mike directly asks why Evan brought the animal here, fully expecting and dreading that the creature is going to be dead by the night's end. Ev slowly explains how he cornered the thing in the woods, then how he went to kill it, and...
Evan goes quiet.
Michael encourages Evan to name the creature, and takes Evan to the pet store to get some supplies and toys.
Days pass. Then weeks. Then months. Mike is still half-expecting the animal to wind up dead, but it doesn't. And Evan stops coming home covered in animal blood.
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taxidermy is weird
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