AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”
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some death mark sketches! somehow I missed the death mark 2 announcement trailer entirely??? belatedly, I’m excited to see that daimon will be showing up in dm2 🥳
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Carte de visite of a dashing young sailor posing bravely with the world's saddest, smallest potatoes, c. 1880s
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Two good daily sketches in a row? Very sus. Here's a mallard griffon.
(Slap your thighs rapidly with both hands alternating-that's the sound of him running)
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Random Headcanon #1
John Constantine hates (read loves) Danny is because everytime Constantine does some stupid shit Danny will rock up and laugh him self until tears
He helps obviously, as soon as he stops laughing, but he will show up regardless of what he is doing
A small list of how Dnny has shown up includes:
Wrapped in blackets with matching pjs and a tiny sleeping cap things with his eyes half closed... he then proceeded to lay down on the floor and go to sleep
Sopping wet and covered in so many different liquids (we think thats what they are anyway) looking like an abandoned alley kitten
High as fuck in some GZ/ Realm meds and hopelessly delierious
Little Baby Man
please he is just a small boy... creature.. he small... it.. help him.... he doesnt know anything... feed him
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local kid passes bar exam by eating paper, continues to eat paper
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i became inspired to write something nsfw, but it’s difficult to choose who……. with that in mind,
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Watching the newest adaptation of lady Chatterley's lover like
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