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couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name · 5 years

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- it’s over!!!

- oh my God. so.

- like, ultimately good show, the kids were great

- but who wants to help me murder an elderly keyboardist

- the usual music director couldn’t be there today, and they knew that from the start, so this other dude has been here all week rehearsing so he could run the show today, so we thought it’d be fine

- he was. so terrible. wrong notes all over the place. the kids were mostly able to deal with it but were visibly confused and annoyed. but the absolute worst. the worst offense. was ‘One Step Closer’. he just.....played a random fucking tune. literally no one knew what the hell was going on. he was playing quietly too so at first we were like ‘oh shit did the piano mic die’ but NO- this man literally just fucking, ruined the entire song. none of the back up dancers knew when to come on because they couldn’t hear their sound cue. everyone was just standing on stage confused for like a full five minutes, it was awkward and painful to watch- poor Eric couldn’t figure out what to do or when to sing, he barely got half the lyrics out. the kid looked like he was gonna cry!!! it’s his only song in the show!!!! I was backstage later and he was laying on the floor looking miserable while his friends were standing around him omfg

- and LET ME TELL YOU WHAT MISS ARIEL DID

- SHE FUCKING

- I was trying to fix her mic at intermission and this kid would NOT calm down, and when she heard the 50/50 raffle music, despite being TOLD it was the raffle, she assumed she was missing her cue so she takes off running

- I was still holding her mic

- you know when you have a dog on a leash and it takes off real fast and drags you behind it

- that, except the leash costs $500

- FUCK

- so then I tried to get it back on her properly and I get back to the soundbooth. the act starts. her mic is hanging off her goddamn face because she fucked up the tape

- and there’s like...no fucking time to catch her properly between scenes in act 2 so I was just back there the whole time trying to grab her but THIS BITCJH RUNS SO FAST

- I FINALLY got her when she was doing her costume change right before she actually gets her voice back- get back to the soundbooth, she talks, HER MICROPHONE ISNT FUCKING WORKING!!!

- IT JSUT!!!!! STOPPED!!!!

- we thought okay fuck maybe the connections too loose or it got muted during her costume change but when I got it after the show- not loose, not muted, full batteries, SO LITERALLY WHAT WAS WRONG HELLO!!!!

- so she did the whole last scene with no mic despite all my dramatic efforts....I swear that girl must’ve invoked the Scottish Play like what the FUCK

- I’m still so stressed I just wanna yell sldksjdklf

- remember how I told you that we specifically gave Carlotta a broken mic because she doesn’t sing but opening night it was accidentally put on the Chef so last night I put it on the Carlotta and gave the Chef the functioning one like we were supposed to but then both the other sound guys got inexplicably mad because they were convinced the Chef always had the broken mic and wouldn’t accept that I was right

- remember this saga

- they fucking gave Carlotta the Chef’s mic today

- I couldn’t even find it in me to argue. but it was so fucking stupid

- the Chef started her song and they were panicking because no one could fucking hear her even though she was turned all the way up. they couldn’t figure it out!

- HUH. IT’S ALMOST LIKE SHE WAS WEARING A FUCKING BROKEN MICROPHONE. HOW STRANGE. HOW BIZARRE. IF ONLY THERE HAD BEEN SOME WAY AROUND THAT.

- IGSKDFJKGSWDJFADSLJ

- Triton introduced me to his vlog and Sebastian asked me to sign his playbill....I’m getting famous, guys!

- the trident literally broke in half and was being held together with duct tape

- there were kids playing Harry Potter with some of the brooms laying around and a couple kids had them like, doubled up, so one kid would be on top of two broom sticks and they’d both run together.....a Nimbus 2000 Built For Two(tm). amazing idea

- a girl I went to hs with showed up with her baby and my rabies simply could not take it

- the fog machine worked today!!! without being a fire hazard! thank God

- like tbh...there could have been more smoke but. I’ll take it lmao

- one dressing room was blasting Mamma Mia and the other dressing room was blasting Spring Awakening lmao

- a girl said she thought Waterloo was a stupid song, I literally actually gasped out loud. in the other dressing room, one girl had never heard of SA and all the other kids were very offended by her lack of taste lmao

- *Ursula comes out on stage* * immediate deafening applause*

- BY THE WAY all week I’ve been going crazy because Something about the eels reminded me of something else but I couldn’t place it but today I realized.

- they

- they fucking

- they look like the skeletons from the David S. Pumpkins sketch

- I screamed

- right before we opened doors when the kids are supposed to be behind the curtain and quiet, all you could here was 63 tiny voices screeching “I’M OFF THE DEEP END, WATCH AS I DIVE IN-”. they did the whole fucking song, guys. the other sound guy was completely scandalized that so many little kids had seen an R rated movie lmao

- also tell me why they all harmonized on that song better than any of the songs in little mermaid? lmao

- but overall I mean! this was a show that certainly happened!

- the kids were all great though but. I’m glad its over and done with lmao I’m so tired.

- hopefully for mamma mia we’ll have a hot crustacean band(tm) that knows wth they’re doing

- but yeah....we’re in luck down in the muck that lm is over lol

#musicals #little mermaid vagueblogging 2k19 #molly mumbles #lol

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ilikemypancakesfresh · 5 years

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JUST BAKUSQUAD THINGS 101 ❤

* A thousand miles piano music plays in bg*

[ BAKUSQUAD: BAKUGOU, KIRISHIMA, SERO, KAMINARI AND MINA ]

When Bakugou gets mad at us for being too noisy when we're all gathered in one room ♡

Bakugou: "I'm going to fucking buy food and DONT YOU FUCKING DARE STOP STUDYING YOU GOT THAT YOU FUCKSTICKS!?"

Us: "GOT IT!"

* 5 mins later *

Bakugou: "Alright dumbasses I bought-"

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Kaminari: "Oh hey Bakugou! Do you think this video will work on the principal??"

Bakugou: * S H O U T S *

When Kaminari does weird shit and Bakugou gets mad ♡

When Kirishima spilled red hair dye all over Bakugou's dorm bed without Bakugou knowing but in the end we all blamed it on the contraction of atoms but Bakugou wasn't that stupid so he still got mad at us ♡

When Sero replaced all of Bakugou's spicy oreos with toothpaste and Bakugou gets mad ♡

When Mina texted us that she needed important backup in the middle of the night only to know that she needed 3 people to bring her makeup bags to prank Bakugou ♡

Bakugou full on fake eyelashes, winged eyeliner, pink blush, colorful eyeshadow, overlined big red lips, sharp contour, Blinding highlighter and drawn in eyebrows ♡

That was the pretties he's ever looked despite having that ugly look when he's asleep ♡

He woke up the next morning to take coffee downstairs and everyone laughed ♡

He killed us ♡

All 5 of us arrived 1 hour late to school in the end ♡

Getting Bakugou a real life sized full body pillow of all might ♡

He actually uses it ♡

Watching vines together ♡

Making tik toks together ♡

Laughing together ♡

LAUGHING AT BAKUGOU TOGETHER ♡

Taking selfies with Bakugou's mad face ♡

Bakugou leaving the group chat because we made his face the pfp ♡

despite us being annoying Bakugou still wants to hang around us ♡

He feeds us ♡

Bakugou acting like a mad and stressed out mother with 4 children ♡

Playing the dick game where we randomly shout "DICK" in public ♡

One time we all were teasing Bakugou about how he was such a pussy for not playing and he ended up shouting dick so loud this one lady fainted ♡

When Bakugou actually helps us with homework and studying for tests ♡

We all fail except for Bakugou ♡

Slacking off on homework ♡

Kaminari and Mina connect their phones to 2 of Bakugou's bluetooth speakers and watching dank memes on full volume ♡

Bakugou breaking his doors from the outside because we were being too noisy inside his room ♡

Almost catching Bakugou's dorm on fire when we were lighting a candle ♡

Sero: * S C R E A M S *

*Bakugou running back into his dorm room*

*BREAKS DOOR*

Bakugou: "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED ARE YOU FUCKS OKA-

Sero: "KAMINARI GET YOUR DICK OUT OF MY FACE"

Kaminari: "IT'S NOT LIKE IM DOING THIS ON PURPOSE"

Kirishima: "This is a manly game!"

Mina: "ALRIGHT NOW KIRISHIMA PUT YOUR LEFT ASSCHEEK ON THE BLUE CIRCLE!"

Kaminari: "OH HEY BAKUGOU WE'RE PLAYING TWISTER WANNA JOIN?"

Bakugou: "I TOLD ALL OF YOU CUNTS I WAS GOING OUT TO BUY FUCKING GROCERIES AND I TOLD YOU ALL TO CLEAN UP DAMN ROOM THAT YOU SHITHEADS FUCKED UP AND NOW YOU'RE PLAYING TWISTER?"

♡

Finishing all of Bakugou's snacks ♡

Our job is to annoy Bakugou ♡

Mina and Kaminari buying a shit ton of candy for us to eat ♡

Constantly dabbing, whipping, fortnite dancing, T posing, and singing happy birthday to Bakugou even when it's not his birthday ♡

Our secret handshake ♡

Kaminari buying a pet cockroach and naming it Ostrich ♡

Riding carts at the grocery store together ♡

Sero shouting random shit around the dorms ♡

Pranking Bakugou by wrapping all of his furniture in Sero's tape ♡

making-

"For how much longer are all you fuckers making this list for?" - Bakugou

"BUT BAKUGOU THIS IS IMPORTANT!! ALL OF OUR MEMORIES TOGETHER WE'LL PUT IT ALL IN THIS ONE BOOK!!" - Kirishima

"Yeah I don't want to forget all of these moments we have with you!" - Mina

"All of this was so fun and it all went by so fast..." -Sero

" 3 more days until we finally graduate UA huh?" - Kaminari

" It's really been a long ride... " -Sero

" An enjoyable one too!" -Mina

"I loved all of the moments I have with you guys... even the moments when we were having fun and Bakugou getting mad at us!" -Kirishima

"Man.. I miss being 15 all of the sudden.." -Kaminari

"Lmao i remember the days where everyone would see us walk together in the hallways and whisper to each other 'oH iTs tHE bAkUsqUad!' man... I'll really miss it" -Mina

"We had so many memories together I can't even remember all of those stupid things we did with each other and to each other" -Sero

"Lucky us that we wrote all of the memories of class 1-A huh?" -Kaminari

"Yeah! Oh and i still remember that time me and Sero bought those matching hot dog suits for halloween!" - Mina

"3 more days. 3 more days until we're all grown ups." - Kirishima

"Class 1-A was the sickest class I've ever been to! Man we even got to fight real villains that time! It was so cool!" - Kaminari

"HAHA I REMEMBER BAKUGOU GETTING MAD AT MIDORIYA FOR THE LITTLEST THINGS" - Sero

"OMG REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN BAKUGOU GOT MAD AT MIDORIYA FOR BREATHING?" - Mina

"SHUT UP YOU PILE OF SHITS." -bakugou

"I really can't believe we're gonna graduate in 3 more days and then we're off as solo heroes.." -Kirishima

"... who the fuck said we have to be solo heroes?" -Bakugou

" This isn't the end of our journey. We still got more shit to do. " - Bakugou

" Shit that we all haven't done. Shit that I'd like to do with all of you fuckers. Even if you're all annoying." -Bakugou

" Now hurry up and give me a turn to write in that book! I remember a whole lot of shit that you assholes did to me!" -Bakugou

"All of us always did have a special connection with each other. Bakugou is always mad but that doesn't mean he hates us. These 3 years in UA have made me stronger. Manlier. I'm glad to have met you all!" - Signed by Kirishima Eijirou, 17, doesn't know how to read

"Writing this note in this very book from when we first started our journey together back in class 1A makes me emotional. Like- really really emotional. I'm actually sobbing lol. I love all of you guys so much. I'm so happy that we'll still be a squad even after graduation!" Signed by Mina Ashido, 17, still gets called racoon eyes by Bakugou

"Soy souce face. That's my name B). I'm very happy that i could meet such fun people that gets my sense of humor like you guys. I always thought hero schools would have such boring students. But then, I met the 4 of you. Memelords and viners. I can't thank you all enough" - Signed by Sero Hanta, 17, still gets nightmares of Bakugou in midnight's her outfit

"aAYYyyYyY! Really the best 3 years of my entire life! 1-A was the sick class where all of us first met. I remember joking with all of you and how much stomachaces i had from laughing. And i remember all of our vlogs we upload on HeroTube too. WE ARE ALL COOL DUDES AND I LOVE YOU GUYS A WHOLE LOT! - Signed by Kaminari Denki, 17, wants to eat a electric pole

" Don't you fucks darw take this idea the wrong way. I don't dislike the 4 of you and I actually had a shit ton of fun and laughs. Made my shitty 3 years better. Now let's continue these shitty memories after graduating too." - Signed by Katsuki Bakugou, 17, LORD EXPLOSION MURDER.

Bakusquad really is the best squad huh?

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