#god I am so hungover

[frownyalfred]

the marker of a batkid, even after several iterations of costumes and identities, is a bearing of something almost like nobility. they hold themselves like the Bat — like they think they’re better than you. they are better than you, but most of them are still too polite to say that.

#thoughts #god I am so hungover #I’m sorry if this came out wrong #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily

[carissime]

Literally no thoughts just Gojo after your wedding carrying you over the threshold of your hotel room. You’re not leaving for your honeymoon until the morning but he nearly trips on the doorframe in his haste.

“You really don’t need to carry me—”

“But it’s tradition, we need to consummate the marriage!” he insists. Within seconds his lips are against yours and he’s fumbling with the light switch, and you finally swat his hand away and just beg him to take you to the bed.

He works the zipper of your dress down, part of him sad that he’s not going to see you in this gorgeous gown again, but then it reveals your white lace lingerie and the groan he lets out is broken and guttural and desperate.

This is far from the first time he’s seen you like this, but there’s something about this moment here and now that makes it so much more intense, so much more intimate and he just never wants to let you go.

“Satoru,” you whisper, and his breath hitches.

He leans down to capture your lips in a kiss. “Shh, I know. Just lemme take care of you, like I promised.”

And when he sees the gold band on his fourth finger pressing into the skin of your hips as he sheaths himself inside of you, he nearly loses himself, sending up a prayer to whatever gods are listening that he can keep his promise to keep you safe and happy forever.

#I’m so drunk rn I’m sorry if this is incoherent #I just came home from a wedding and am feeling so sappy #also I have to be up tomorrow at 6am for work #can’t wait to be hungover 🫶🏼 #anyway marrying Gojo would be amazing #I love him and I just wanna kiss him and hold him and let him know how special he is #oh god I’m gonna be so embarrassed and might delete this when I wake up #so revel in it now I guess? #idk it’s probably not good lol #gojo x reader #Gojo Satoru x reader #gojo x reader fluff #Gojo x reader smut #Gojo Satoru x reader smut #jjk smut #gojo smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen #Gojo Satoru #jujutsu kaisen x reader

[an-internet-introvert]

Well that was a lovely gay sims wedding to start my Christmas morning with, yes I watched it while my family was opening presents

#I just call it my present from Dan and Phil #I’m gonna need to rewatch later because I don’t know if I fully processed the video #god I am so tired and hungover #dan and phil #dnp #danandphil

[spookylilbimbo]

Drink at your own risk 💀

#spookylilbimbo #me #bath selfie #im so cozy god damn #drinking wine in the bath tub tonight #worked a 12-7 instead of 3-11 and i had such a good days #told Eric im gonna permanently steal his 12-7s and tbh i dont think im kidding #i had so much fun working with mike today #and got home at a decent hour lmao #can not stay up until 3 am next time though lmao #we were both so hungover and tired today god damn #sorry guys im drunk in the tags #drinking some 14% cab sauv #also found out i like room temp wines LMAO #🍷🍷🍷

[katierosefun]

[stumbles out of my room, bloodied and gasping for air] halfway done with my fuckign memo

#caorline talks #guys. you know what's fuckign hilarious. IT'S NOT EVEN GRADED #but the thing is. my professor is going to read this and know that i wrote it #so i can't fuck around #my law practice professor is my favorite professor and she looked me dead in the eye and was like #'caroline how are you' #and i said 'i'm fine' #and she went ':) are you lying to me right now :)' #and i was like '.. . . . ma'am?' #'are you. lying to me. right now? :)' #'. . . . . i'm about as fine as i can be' #so like. NOW. i am like 'GOD I CANNOT DISAPPOINT THIS PERSON' #mentally. i am jim kirk lying bloody and beaten up on a bar table #and my professor is pike tilting their head at me and going 'you alright there?' #fun fact: i have. in fact. once shown up to class partially hungover. #but by partially hungover. i felt partially drunk still. #and you could tell because i was raising my hand more often. #which. maybe that's a problem i should look into #but i won't look into it today! #even yesterday i hung around class for a little longer to ask a question #and my professor knows. i am bad at asking questions or i'll let everyone ask their thing first #and so she was just like ':))) caroline :))) go ask your question :)))' #me: OkAY. okay okay #which is very nice of her i don't think other professors would care #but like. JESUS CHRIST #DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM I AM IN

[roeswater]

one day I will stop being afraid of being alive

#like my life has just GOT to start and god damn it it’s so annoying that I am in charge of that. #GIRL JUST DO IT !!! scared alone tired hungover and poorly but do it anyway ..

[neurofaggot]

I'm up too early. I went to a friend's party and by god I stayed too long talking and doing drugs fjdkfhjf (ITS 5AM!!! Hell on earth) BUT. I do want a little record of like. How absolutely nice these people were - I'd never met them before, and they were so like. Nice and accepting and we had soooo many chats about being transgender (this was like. All 40yr old cis men) and they were just great. Like yes I stayed wayyyyy too long but by god were they some of the nicest people ever. I love my job (I get to meet cool af people and do free drugs and have fun. Like it's perfect)

#parks.txt #like yes i am like. going to have the worst time tomorrow. going to be sooo hungover #but i was invited just like. by accident really (coworker mentioned me and was like oh! parker wants to do something! and they were like #absolutely bring parker here right now. i love parker" which i was like 😭😭😭 waaaa thank you #but i got free drugs and met so many fun people and they all liked me! #the 2 guys i was talking too were like. so nice and so interested in what my experience was as a trans man and were so understanding #like actually they were 2 of the nicest 30/40yr olds ive ever come across. and we just stayed talking about eeeeverything until 5am like #it was just amazing. i wanted a night out amd by god did i have it. im honestly sad its over cause it was so much fun like #everyone there eas amazing but those two and the hosts (who ive done their hair before) were like. woe just amazing. such good people #i cant even describe! anyways. thats enough from me. sorry lol i want a record of like. judt how much fun i had and how good a convo i had #so here we are. amazing guys. amazing party. perfect for me to let loose. amazing. just what i needed ❤️

[woahajimes]

i hate tumblr new format. alsooo whatd i miss

#listen my tumblr writing voice is disappearing since all i post are instagram CFs. #alas whats #errr i went to ecuador over the summer and holy i love cocktails #i got drunk for the first time and the next date went hungover to a diff date and then got into a relationship but i broke up with him like #two days ago #IB Y2 is effectively killing me and the last thing i needed was someoen that drained me #also i found an argentine show called rebelde way from the 2000 s #go di need to rant about it i feel so strongly like i just im so frustrated school is so much and i am bf-less (for the better) and #i turn 18 soon and i start college next sept and im gonna major in math and OH BUT i dont want to be alone i hate being alone oh oh oh #bu the show is so good but my deadlines are so heavy but the show but pablo and marizza #IB took over sm of my life like yeah i let it consume me but oh god oh oh oh #i hadnt had a legit interest or show i liked bc i know i get deranged about them #godd im also one of the only 2 girls left in the program #and i need to hit the gym bc like. grad is soon and why are boys in my school so mean #in ecuador this isnt a thing like friendships are sm closer in ecuador and dynamics are so different and oh i yearn to be with tehm i reall #do but the country is like not okay and i had a kidnapping scare but oh oh oh to feel loved by the people around you #anyways what else #sorry i disappeared fellas

[heroes-fading]

we went to a friend's wedding this weekend that was one of those weddings where you only know like 3 people and they're all in the bridal party so you gotta sit separate from them. you are fending for yourself.

the wedding is in a rural part of the state in a very stereotypically yeehaw steakhouse (i don't even live in the south but their thing is they fry bull testicles I do not know Why). they both have big families and went to the city for college where they met. people are wearing jeans. country music is playing. it's whiter than the cast of friends. this is a Rural Wedding.

i jokingly say I will not ask anyone where they were on january 6th.

my husband decides, after talking with the strangers at our table for five minutes:

"anyway, where were all of you during january 6th?"

this happened more than once. and then i drank until I forgot

#NONE OF THEM WERE INSURRECTIONISTS THANK GOD BUT DO NOT OPEN WITH THAT!!! #lmao #but I really felt the fear of God in that one interaction #the thing about my husband is he will just Start Shit #his parents are anti abortion? he'll ask them why someone didn't get an abortion #his dad starts quoting Tucker Carlson? yeah I guess all poor people should die ur right dad #he takes starting shit so seriously #meanwhile I'm like sir I don't want to get murdered at the home of the testicle fucking festival #i am finally not hungover

[tardis--dreams]

Ok i got drunk last night, slept till nearly 12pm, still feel tired and i hate life but I NEED TO GET THIS WORK DONE. please brain. Work with me here a little

#cw alcohol #actually went out and had fun and i had like 4 drinks (usual amount but i didn't even get super drunk #which is sad because i really wanted to drink my worries away for one night lmao) #i drink like 2 times a year so this was nr 1 #nr 2 will be probably in febs but idk about that yet #and usually it takes one (1) drink with a little alcohol to get me tipsy at least #but maybe it was because i actually ate something throughout the day or whatever. not the actual point anyway #at least I'm not hungover a #and i got bastille tickets so why am i still so depressed lol #I'll get to work now otherwise the day is over #but god i really hate jt #(the typos are just part of my aesthetics now. gotta live with it lol) #shut up amy

[maddestmewmew]

i try not to get super personal here but im actually kind of emotional abt this so . beware emotions in the tags (positive ones dw its just kind of long so im slamming it in The Tags)

#GOD SO. longtime friends followers and mutuals know that i dropped out of school when i was 13 . but also i had been missing school #constantly for a coupke years before and BASICALLY i dont have an education past 6th grade. #tldr my dad SUUUCKED bad. dont wanna get into it. but i uhh thought i would never have a real chance at life. even without the deppression #stuff. like. i dont even have a middle school education thats CRAZY. but uh. im actually getting there? #im not there . yet. i dont actually have any irl friends and thats not normal. but i!! GUYSSSS I HAVE MY FIRST REAL JOB!!! I HAVE A JOB!!! #i NEVER thought id have a job and here i am! and im studying for my GED!! guys....im going to go to college #i really am #despite everything . i am Going to live a normal life. despite HIM im going to live a normal life. #im going to make friends im going to pull all nighters. im going to party and go to starbucks hungover. #im. god. this is. im so genuinely happy i never thought id get this far

[frownyalfred]

@ the anti shippers tagging their bookmarks of my gen fics “clean”: u ok??

#or ‘this was so good except for the smut’ #I’m sorry babe you’re reading my fic and it’s tagged with smut #what did you expect #hungover rants #I am so fucking hungover #god #ao3 #anti shippers #fic #fanfic #fanfiction #archive of our own

[milflewis]

Ok but ur a/b/o seb mention low key reminds me of real life seb I mean-

that’s cause i’m a genius and never wrong. thank you. next question

#agahjskskk no. but i am right it’s so true #i am way too hungover for this but pls keep the ask coming i don’t want to deal w real life. i have a five hour lab. why does god hate me #i acc don’t rember what desig i gave him but im sure im correct #omegaverse #anon tag #niamh.asks

[linedwithtangents]

sometimes I listen to chateau lobby #4 (in c for two virgins) and sincerely fear I will never be in love again

#i am over my ex but feel so emotionally hungover from 2.5 years that it does feel impossible to me that I could ever let myself fall #so completely out of my own control again! #i know I’m 23 and have so much life left to live but #god.

[babygirlcowboy]

Girls just wanna have fun 🕺🕺🕺

#SOMEBODY SEDATE ME I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE #8 more pages of calc notes and then i can go to bed #actually jk i have to take a bio quiz too #good god pls let this be over soon #also i am so fucking hungover im not going to lie #like all day #nothing is helping #i think im just going to pretend to be batman for the next 2 hours #evyn's top tracks

[strawberri-syrup]

i am an ACADEMIC WEAPON

#did i go to bed at 3 and wake up at 9? #yes #i am genuinly so surprised i am not hungover #i drank. a lot. of vodka lmao #but i got cookout before going back to the dorm to shower #god that was such a good milkshake... #now i am watching video lectures and studying for an exam #with a full water bottle a celcius and cheese its #breakfast of champions