#god damn it kakashi

[wispforever]

Crucify Him

#Naruto #Itachi Uchiha #Kisame Hoshigaki #Kisaita #itakisa #not really but we know how i feel about them #this is right before he wrecks kakashi #i dont remember the exact sequence but whatever #I'm very curious of Itachi's hostility toward kakashi specifically #you could make the argument that he's just doing his evil villain act #but god DAMN #did you have to crucify him #he puts his own ass in a sling too but overusing his sharingan #itachi says I don't care if I die #as long as I kill you in the process #I like to think itachi bears animosity toward the leaf kakashi the rest of his superiors his family really everyone #because he was forced to choose between two very unattractive options when he was just a kid #not just that but he was expected to take full responsibility for his decision and bear whatever consequence came about #of course an adult could understand that the uchiha needed to right their position of inequity in the leaf #but itachi as a literal child and a child of war could not hold those stakes in his mind and think of anything but disaster #an inevitable war that would be his fault #he couldn't think of anything more awful than that even murdering every member of his clan and his own family #ANYWAY #what im trying to say is I think he would grow up as a rogue ninja and realize how fucked up and unfair it was that he was put up to that #and how he was groomed by a bunch of adults to be a killing machine just bc he happened to be an excellent shinobi #in this case #kakashi is the unfortunate object of his wrath #a very good representation of everything he was a victim of as far as itachi knows him #his superior in the anbu and someone who was willing to conduct surveillance of the Uchiha whether or not he knew what would happen to them #an indifferent bystander. one more person who didn't help itachi (kakashi probably would've had he had the whole picture)

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Kakashi: *shows countless times in canon he cares about his students and wants to train them, but a lot of that training is outright skipped for ‘more interesting storyline’

Weirdo’s: nah, Kakashi didn’t teach any of his student’s anything and didn’t care about them at all.

#like god DAMN #Y’all can’t handle an imperfect teach can you? #you can’t handle a character who makes mistakes but genuinly tried his hest #who was thrown into the job even though he did not ask for it #and STILL did his best #‘he doesn’t care about sakura’ #WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE PROTECT HER AND CONTINUE TO SAVE HER IN ALMOST EVERY FIGHT IF HE DIDN’T CARE #‘he didn’t teach sakura anything’ yes the FUCK he did #he taught her chakra control which she obv excelled at #and a jonin level technique that allowed her to avoid being knocked out in the konoha crunch #and allowed her to wake Naruto up as well #‘he only ever tried to push his views on Sasuke’ #no he didn’t #he only told Sasuke to stop seeking revenge when sasuke turned chidori #a move kakashi taught him to face a shinobi with an impenatable defence that WANTED TO KILL PEOPLE #there is a whole year before that where he knows Sasuke’s goal and never once tells him not to seek revenge #and him not being able to connect with Sasuke doesn’t mean his intentions were not genuine #sometimes people simply don’t understand each others trauamas and struggles #even when they desperatly want to #‘he was terrible to naruto’ fucking WHERE #He chose a specific sensei to teach Naruto chakra control #recogbizing it as Naruto’s weakness #and chose a dude who was a jonin specificlly because of his teaching capabilities #as for the fucking time skip #it’s made vary obviouse even before the team splits that Kakashi and all the other Jonin are on missions constantly #that’s the whole reason Shikamaru and a bunch of genin were sent after sasuke #instead of you know #FUCKING JONIN #None of the jonin were available #they were all on missions

[dark-elf-writes]

No massacre au where Sakura and Naruto take one look at Itachi and declare that as the only one of them with a big brother Sasuke has to share (no one consulted itachi on this which valid) so all of the sudden Itachi has three baby genin following him around thinking he’s the coolest person ever and also coming to him for advice/comfort/to annoy and he is both charmed and incredibly fucking smug because not only can he gloat that Kakashi’s students like him more he has been pushing the line for how much he can interact with Naruto for years but if the kid is now A) a ninja and B) coming to him there’s nothing Hiruzen can do to stop Itachi from treating them like a younger sibling.

(He is a bit out of his depth however when Naruto and Sakura both come to him with Gender Questions™️ but man would do so much research for these kids that adopted him as a brother)

#the elf talks #naruto #a bi cis man handed three incredibly queer children and becoming the healthy parental figure none of them have #tbh he much r prefers the gender talk because Kakashi had to give the sex talk and he clearly got the short end of the stick there #Hiruzen: stop approaching Naruto #itachi: 🔴_🔴 #Naruto: Itachi-nii! #itachi: And that’s what we call a loophole #also Sakura getting some god damn support from a big brother figure is so important to me

[x-emeraldsky-x]

Bff Pokémon Picnic

#sakura haruno #pokemon #haruno sakura #pokémon #naruto uzumaki #uzumaki naruto #naruto #naruto part 1 #naruto shippuden #altnernate title: them waiting for kakashi to teach them a god damn ninjutsu #x-emeraldsky-x

[mediumsizedpidegon]

cannot believe that out of all the shows I enjoy, it's fucking naruto that has got me writing songs again after like. five years

#god damn naruto and the IMPLICATIONS it has. does music exist for shinobi? when they grieve #do they spar with a song beating in their blood? It is like a dance? #does sasuke have a howling stuck in his throat for years? Does sai never know how to spin blood into song until he is almost a man grown? #is naruto's voice a rasp because no one taught him and he only has whispers and snippets to go off of? #(does hatake kakashi sing– bitter and baying like a hound dog– when he has a round or two of drinks? does it sound like thunder? does it #sound like “i have survived and you have not”?) #naruto #my posts

[wind-becomes-lightning]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i WILL STAB YOU

#nisi reads nart #kakashi my beloved my beloathed GO DDAMN GOD DAMN GOD DAMN

[catgirlhell]

god as my witness, i might actually be excited for a shonen anime coming up

#kakitalk #jujutsu kaisen has really just been something i watch for the animation eye candy so far #but seeing the new season's opening and ending has for the first time in god knows how long #i want so terribly fucking bad for it to be good #i havent been like. EXCITED to watch anime since keep your hands off eizouken. its been literal years now. #also why tf is young gojo so much more appealing than older gojo. take off that damn headband you kakashi wannabe you look better in glasse #i know its good when im getting the itch to do go frame by frame and do studies on it

[baldyeosang]

while i skip entire filler arcs.... filler eps here and there are so funny

#the kakashis face episode is so god damn good

[thepretentiousrizzmaster]

Just imagine

Posted on 05. 11. 23

18+ content ahead

"Oh god." You moaned as his thick cock was in you. And that's what he needs to hear, without a second thought he started bullying his dick in you. Oh, he absolutely loved this. He always lost his mind whenever you begged him to ruin you. He was moving inside of you at an animalistic pace. The only thing in his mind was to reach his climax, and bring you to yours in the process. He himself was an utter mess, morning, whimpering and almost tearing up from the overstimulation. But he didn't want to stop. He never wanted to stop. If he could he would be inside you all the fucking time, but he had business to take care of. So whenever he was blessed to be inside you, he savoured every damn moment.

Your rolled eyes behind and your toes curled. That's it you were there once again thanks to this crazy bastard, who was obsessed with your pussy. You could feel him twitching in you. He was there so were you. His pace increased. He was too lost in the feeling of your slopping warmth around his cock. His moans and loud grunts outmatched your screams and the sound of your skin against each other. "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck daddy. Too much I can't." " A little more darling, a bit…" And, as your inner walls clamp down onto him, your tears falling on your face as a strained moan leave your lips. Oh, how divine it feels when you finally cum together, after all those rough strokes, stimulating you so perfectly in ways that you could never imagine, building up to that perfect moment again and again, both of you moaning like a mess as he fills you up as if you were his personal flesh light.

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[raisukujira]

honestly everyone keep talking about how close to canon sasunaru is but i’ve literally never seen people talking about masterpiece like kakairu.

So; PART ONE of my favourite gay dads.

iruka is blushing while he’s talking to kakashi

oh wait, in the manga they’re both blushing

I’m pretty sure he had his bisexual awakening at this moment

His crush is following him, oh no

Kakashi being touchy around Iruka is probably my favourite thing and this isn’t even the best moment of it

lady tsunade knows

OH DAMN SHE DEFINITELY KNOWS (it’s official art btw)

talking about official art I’m gonna just leave my two favourites… Look at the proud dads spending time with their children 🥺

PAIN ARC— LIKE— Kakashi literally— I cried so hard and so much at this point. God, bless them.

#hatake kakashi #kakashi x iruka #irukaka #kakairu events #kakairu valentine's week 2024 #kakairu #naruto #naruto shippuden #kakashi sensei #kakashi and iruka are the best parents #kakashi is gay #gay mlm #gay #kakairu is real #irukaka is real #anime #manga

[r--kt]

Where actually was this betrayal line for Obito that Kakashi had crossed?

about the whole "anyone got Kakashi, but not Obito" thing that @komihoyinsblog said. I remembered where the culmination of this theme was. no, like, this whole topic is real!

let's talk about the scene after when Jubito was defeated. here I will analyse kkobkk relationships and Obito's arc specifically.

contents | context · meaning of the scene · where's a mistake and where's a betrayal

CH. 655

Context

during the battle with the shinobi alliance, Obito came face to face with a deeply repressed desire for another life, which he did not realize due to his position as the only one who can fulfill the tsukuyomi plan. the battle itself as well as the conversation with Naruto reminds Obito of the aspirations and values dear to him that he had to sacrifice. all this has noticeably hit Obito and now he is disarmed and stripped of his armor, which is metaphorically reflected in his half-naked body (and cuz fans love men's boobs).

CH. 652. god, look how happy he is, I'm sobbing. love the way he never regrets about his scars, they're with him even in his imagination, that's a reminder of his core values.

structurally, in Obito's arc, this scene is the Collapse point and the end of the second act. here, the previous methods (the tsukuyomi plan) have shown their inconsistency, and the goal (peace for everyone and for him, too) has not been achieved, and he must find a new way to achieve this goal. at the beginning of the scene, he is confused, defeated and not ready to face the consequences.

why isn't he ready? he's lying there, seemingly resigned. yeah, not exactly. here, he accepted the impending death, and it's even not bad to die by Kakashi's hand to some extent. another question is, is he ready to talk to him, is he ready to accept the defeat and find the strength to continue the journey?

Meaning of the scene

once again, it is important that the battle with the alliance and the conversation with Naruto influenced Obito, but did not convince him. it was Kakashi who did it.

in fact, this conversation with Kakashi is a crucial reason for Obito to return to his ideals. before that, he was in doubt (the second act is a reflection of the character, as if hesitating from one side to the other), and after that he takes the side of the alliance. what did Kakashi say that made Obito come back?

three questions Obito is asking.

how can you be sure that Naruto won't fail on his way, unlike me? [pic 2, above]

why are you so attached to Naruto, what's the difference between him and me? [pic below]

why are you willing to help him (and not me)? [pic below]

they don't talk about different paths here. Kakashi emphasizes that Obito's path is not exactly wrong, so that's not the deal. it's about Obito and Naruto as people, and, more, about Kakashi's opinion on Obito.

finding out why he is not the one whose path Kakashi is ready to defend is essential for Obito. he wants to understand why Naruto (aka Obito's previous self, too) is closer to him, why Kakashi does not support the actual one for whom he grieved so much. why, even recognizing the possible correctness of tsukuyomi, Kakashi refuses to support Obito in this, prefers to go the same way. and also look at how damn emotional he is at this moment, his feelings go from anger to anxiety in a couple of frames. that's what happened when the central conflict "I'm never good enough to be loved" is raised.

Obito's questions are a subconscious appeal to Kakashi — "why don't you choose me? I could make you happy. what's wrong with me again?!" he thinks that the reason Kakashi doesn't take his side is not because of the correctness of his path, but because of Obito himself. subconsciously, he thinks that it's because of Kakashi's personal dislike of this "new" Obito, and he is very afraid of this might be true. just look at his face at the bottom of the page, he's really worried about hearing Kakashi's answer. oh, and it's actually the same meaning as "I thought, maybe you could love me like you used to, even though I'm different" [ Jinx's quote from Arcane, yes, I like to compare these two sometimes ].

what Kakashi says in this situation means "let me help you." Kakashi said he would be ready to help Obito if he let him in, if he allowed him. this is literally the only condition (which is important to mention here) under which Obito did not pass, because of his desire to reject Kakashi's help, believing that he must put his life on tsukuyomi plan and cut off all ties. but this does not mean that he wanted Kakashi to cut off this tie in return.

Obito was an individualist, and he only scoffed or got angry at Kakashi's offer to help/sympathize. now they're in a situation when Obito finally hear that Kakashi said "you've made mistakes, but that's okay. I can be with you, if you need me to, and I'm okay with you continuing your life and reaching peace. I accept you and I believe in you." and I want you to appreciate that this is the tipping point of Obito's arc.

so, that's why Obito changes his way of acting. Kakashi shows that he accepts Obito the way he is, and thus significantly reduces Obito's need to prove his worth through his own hardships and overcoming difficulties. yes, Kakashi had already said similar things before, and it didn't work, but here this line is resolved precisely because of this deep conversation they had.

Where's a mistake and where's a betrayal

oh, maybe Rin's death was a thing Obito considered a betrayal from Kakashi's part? everything's much less trivial. would he offer to help Kakashi if he thought he was a traitor? and well, he offered.

CH. 630

no, look at his face on the bottom right, why would you say that with such a gentle face to someone you consider a traitor? what is it, a genuine smile? so something happened besides that.

the betrayal was that Kakashi preferred his other ties to the connection with Obito. here, betrayal is not about killing Rin, and not about breaking a promise — all these are mistakes that Obito is able to forgive.

all the moments when Obito says something like "you had the opportunity to kill me, but you didn't do it", "you can't deal with me because of guilt?", "still blaming yourself for the broken promises?" - all this is an attempt to increase his own value, to show the importance of Obito for Kakashi. and it's also a projection. Obito says, "you had so many opportunities to kill me, but you..." although he does the same. like, why would he leave Kakashi alive after the kamui battle? intentionally inflict a non-fatal wound on him and leave him in a dimension that only he and Obito have access to? "I don't care if he's alive or dead," but at every opportunity he chose the option "alive", even if it's less profitable for him. my baby loves to deceive himself so much.

all this time, Obito believed that he was striving for their common dream, and therefore the condemnation from Kakashi (there should be a couple more frames from the manga) feels like the most painful blow for him, especially when Kakashi says that Rin would not want it either. before that, Obito had compared himself and Kakashi a couple of times, put them on an equal footing, and after being rejected by him, that's where Obito feels really lonely.

the point of no return was precisely the fact that Kakashi shows with his own words that he does not accept the current Obito and everything he's been striving for years. all this, taken together, he considered a betrayal, as if he's not enough, as if he fucked everything up again.

therefore, their conflict is resolved by the acceptance of one person by another, this is in fact exactly what Obito's heart wanted — to hear that he could be accepted after all that had happened. the same thing happened after his death, when he finally met Rin, by the way.

hope the text is not that messy. oh, and! that kkob video I've made with mitski's song. this fits the topic so well. love these guys

#obito uchiha #kakashi hatake #naruto shippuden #naruto #kakaobi #obikaka #team minato #kakashi #obito

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Kakashi teaching Sakura the ‘double suicide decapitation technique’ and has to learn that hard way that he unleashed havok onto the village.

No one will survive Sakura going around pulling Ino under the ground at any moment randomly.

Perhaps Lee see’s this and asks her to do it to him as well so he can hone his reaction time, and she agrees because why tf not!? That sounds awesome!

#havok #havok i say #tsunade glares at Kakashi for an hour while brewing up an appropriate lecture #and he has to stand there thinking ‘god damn why didn’t i do that to obito and gai growing up!?’

[dark-elf-writes]

Babe, no one is normal about Kakashi. His last name is farmland for a reason and I wanna know how well he can plow.

Look if no one is normal then doesn’t outright thirst become the normal? The thinks I would let this man do.

#the elf talks #Naruto #there are three types of people: those that would let kakashi hit #those whose sexualities don’t line up with letting him hit but appreciate him nonetheless #and god damn liars

[blooming-water-roses]

Lines from my Nart ships that made me go “damn, y’all gay asf”

“I considered Madara a gift from the divine” - Hashirama (like damn okay when am I gonna be someone’s gift from the divine? I see u, u poetic Shakespeare ass mf)

“Come on Itachi, this is you and me that we’re talking about. So don’t worry, it’ll be fine” - Shisui (the sweet smile he gives Itachi, good god)

Shisui: *plays with Itachi’s hair*, Itachi, at a later date: *thinks of Shisui and subconsciously plays with hair* (this is so soft oh my god they were in love)

“You were my hero,” Kakashi to Obito (fell to my knees. Obito was his hero?? The person he looked up to, who saved him? On god just like that??)

“It’s okay now, Kakashi. You don’t need to suffer anymore,” - Obito (they were literal enemies here and all Obito wanted to do was offer him comfort, end me now)

“And what of Izuna?” - Tobirama (hear me out: why did he care?? He felt something. Izuna was his perfect match, he knew he crossed a line by actually hurting him fatally, he felt guilt, he was worried)

“So only my wind…can strengthen his fire” - Naruto, about Sasuke (holy fuck this is one of the gayest lines in this entire fucking show be so honest)

“Touch one hair on his body, I dare you,” Hashirama, to his literal brother, protecting Madara (was he gonna hurt Tobirama for Madara? The drama? The suspense??)

Obito: *awakens Sharingan by protecting Kakashi*

Madara: *awakens Sharingan by having to desert Hashirama*

Sasuke: *evolves Sharingan by thinking Naruto literally died*

Itachi: *awakens Mangekyō after witnessing Shisui’s death* (also, there’s something so absolutely personal about the way that Shisui knew his death would give Itachi the Mangekyō? He just knew Itachi deeply loved him? Ow???)

Perfect scores, model shinobi Itachi, having just deserted an ANBU mission to save Shisui from Danzo only because “something didn’t feel right” (oh so you have a sixth sense for Shisui. He’s your soulmate, is what you’re saying)

Itachi recognizing Shisui’s “soul” in Naruto, giving him Shisui’s deadliest weapon and his final piece of him, and smiling(!), happy that Sasuke has him to watch over him (translation: I recognize that you love Sasuke the way Shisui loved me and he made me feel safe so I know you’ll protect Sasuke)

(Addition) this shit:

(Like hello??? Smirking and calling him a fox?? Hashi rly said “damn he’s so deadly it makes me hard”)

There’s probably more but it’s 1am and I feel like this dude writing this so I’ll just post to retain a shred of sanity

#naruto ships #shiita #hashimada #narusasu #obikaka #sasunaru #kakaobi #kkob #obkk #itachi and shisui #tobiizu #izutobi

[thecuriousquest]

Punishment no Jutsu

Tag List: @issamomma @repostingmyfavs

Warnings: Yandere themes, bondage, manipulation, guilt tripping, spanking/paddling, whipping, abuse, burning

Summary: How would the yanderes of Naruto Shippuden use their jutsus to punish you?

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Shikamaru Naara:

He would use his shadow jutsu to bind you. With your arms and legs wrapped up, you have no way to fight back. He would leave you helpless, constantly smirking and sneering at you while you beg for release. With your hands tied up, you’re unable to reach for a shuriken or form hand seals.

“God, this is such a drag. I mean, you’re just so boring. Can’t you at least fight back?”

Naruto Uzumaki:

I don’t think Naruto would ever raise a hand to you no matter what. That being said, if he were to punish you with a jutsu, I think he would punish you with his Talk no Jutsu. I really just can’t see him causing harm, so he’ll get through to you with the art of words. He will manipulate you, make you feel like everything is your fault and that you can’t see how much he’s doing for you. He’ll make you understand him, understand just how much he loves you. This jinchuriki wont stop until you can fully appreciate his efforts to discipline you. You’ll probably be in tears by the time he’s done talking your ear off.

“Now do you understand me? I love you so much. I can’t stand by anymore and do nothing!”

Sasuke Uchiha:

Sasuke isn’t above pain and humiliation. One of his favorite ways to punish you is through burning you with his fire jutsu. He’d flay your skin, delighting in the way you scream and writhe beneath his touch. He’d caress your skin when it’s all over, admiring the way HE has caused you such pain.

“There now, see? It wasn’t that difficult. If you didn’t want me to do that, then you should have obeyed.”

Kakashi Hatake:

If there’s anyone who could figure out how to make Chidori more whip-like, it would be this guy. He’s adamant to get through to you, and if he has to use a jutsu to do it, then so be it. You better pray that the Copy Ninja is in a good mood because if he’s having a really bad day…be prepared for One Thousand Years of Death.

Yamato:

He would probably just use his “draconic methods” to make a paddle from wood and jutsu your ass with it.

“These archaic measures are effective in securing your obedience, so I will punish you accordingly.”

Gaara:

To him, he punishes you with his sand. To you, he torments you with the damned element. The tiny grains swirling about you, attacking your skin in various ways. You’ll scream from the pain as Gaara stands there with his arms crossed. He looks stoic, not even giving away an ounce of his emotion as he strikes you with what feels like more of a whip rather than sand. On the inside, he’ll wish you could have been a good girl so he wouldn’t have to do these kinds of things.

“I don’t like doing these things to you. Why do you make me punish you like this?”

#yandere #triggering content #triggering themes #yandere themes #yandere x you #yandere x reader #yandere x y/n #yandere x darling #naruto shippuden #yandere naruto shippuden #yandere shikamaru #yandere naruto uzumaki #yandere sasuke uchiha #yandere kakashi hatake #yandere yamato #yandere gaara #yandere headcanons

[wind-becomes-lightning]

yall think my mentor / teacher character love only has to do with naruto but it also goes over to other anime

#nisi rambles #oh nisi likes urahara in bleach wHA T A SUPRISE #and byakuya in a way too #god damn it #and of course i like gojo because he is bascially sexy kakashi #but like UGH stop