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cinnamonest · 21 days

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the incel scara post activated my single braincell..

Just imagine his mom just got married to yae miko and reader is now his step-sister, this girl isn’t even an overly nice bubbly girl he can hate on for getting on his nerves, she just keeps to herself and only talks to him when his game gets too loud or his side of their shared room gets too dirty.

“Can you pick up that potato chip bag from the floor? It’s been there for a week…”

“Shut up… cant you see im in the middle of the game?!”

Even though he yells at her to mind her own business he cant help but overtime becoming fond of her (the only female his age he sees more than 1 hour every day) He probably jacks off while shes in their room too pretending to be asleep so she doesn’t notice, he even gaslights her into sleeping with him since “its okay we are not even related”

He probably develops a sister complex too, even though he sleeps with her, he cant stand his sister even being in a 3 meter radius of another guy. (Yes only after he started sleeping with reader he considers her his sister) It bothers him so much that he started choosing reader’s wardrobe, and checking her phone so she doesn’t end up like other girls. It has become his life mission his pretty and quiet little sister stays like this, pure and only touched by him.

Meanwhile Ei just thinks reader is just such a good influence on him since scara is not screaming at his pc at midnight for once in his lifetime

Im sorry I just love the idea of scara having a sister complex 😭

For your information he is Grandmaster ranked in league of legends and he is not about to let YOU interfere with that with your dumb cleaning requests 😤😤😤 he’s busy. Just do it yourself, it’s not like you have anything important to do, unlike himself who has skills to be honing.

He takes his crippling addiction to online games very VERY seriously and God help you if you do anything to mess with him regarding that. One time you were mad at him for not listening to you because he was in the middle of a ranked game, so you huffed, stomped out of the room, and immediately went to unplug the router… you get a few seconds of silence before the predictable, but nonetheless frightening, yelling of your name and storming footsteps headed straight for your direction. You start to regret your choice a little bit as you’re chased around your own home, squealing and stumbling until inevitably tackled and dragged back to his room. No one else is home either, so no reason to hold back…

#.modern

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rattotheimperialcheesegod · 9 days

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tell me more about evil mystreet zane

Oh well, i suppose it would a great time to finally show more info on my rewrite verison of zane!! now where do i start--

HES FUCKING HORRIBLE🗣‼️🗣‼️

Zane Ro'meave in Misteria is the worst man on earth and id like to show his many traits he has

Hes selfish, self-centered, manipulative, hypocrytical, he gaslights, he certainly gatekeeps, is verbally abusive and a slimey good no nothing incel, thinking he has every right to a women, thinking they should be greatful hes being so sweet and nice, plus hes rich who wouldnt want him?

But the truth is that he has no actual social skills when it comes to interacting with girls, truely he barely has any social skills at all, the guy is like the worst type of friend, like only wants you around to make him look better in comparison kind of friend, will treat everything his friends like as lame or stupid when he expects his friends to love and adore all the stuff he likes

And always complains like he was forced to be around them when truely, if he did decide to throw his friends to the curb, he would basically have nothing, no one but himself to hate.

damn all that money and still hasnt gone to a therapist huh?

Zane in my rewrite is basically if you give zane all the views and his god complex he has in mcd, kept all his toxic behavior and want to have power over others, and than mixed him with the absolute worst verison of himself, which is aphsmp zane...

...rip og zane, your now the biggest asshole creep to ever exist in modern day aphmau next to red vs blue over there

(Btw, Im not a hater of mystreet zane or mcd zane, ive just gotten tired of what that emo has gotten away with in cocomau, like..get away from nana AND kim...get a fucking job...)

I will soon draw a character bio for him

but ive also thought about redoing kim and travis's bio so that might be a while

also special gif underneath ♡

#fav #minecraft diaries #mcd #mystreet #mystreet x mcd merge rewrite #my rewrite #recreation #my remake #misteria #misteria zane ro'meave #misteria zane #zane mystreet #zane ro'meave #mystreet zane #zane mcd #mcd zane #minecraft diaries zane

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daenystheedreamer · 10 months

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10, 11, 13, 21 for the hate game?

worst part of fanon

more a general fandom thing but when characters are boiled down to a trope. happens a lot in m/m fanfic because its all like romcoms essentially and since theyre gay they cant just have a gay best friend character they need a girl best friend. often the girl best friend is the canonical girlfriend of one of the guys in the pairing cos the author feels bad about ignoring her. and she is either super nice and cute or she is the sassy bitch. (example for the les mis freaks: cosette is the former, eponine is the latter. IYKYK) HATE this shit soooo much. sansa arya margaery ygritte The Jeynes all fall victim to this. they'll be there to quip and say '🙄 you boys are so stupid im #smartgirl you guys are obviously in love' basically becoming an author surrogate. cringe and evil and sexist despite being a transparent attempt at staying feminist cos you feel bad about ignoring women in favour of yaoi.

number of fandom-related words you've filtered

specifically asoiaf:

i just find them particularly annoying. looking through i realised i dont have much asoiaf stuff blacklisted... i think its because i like looking at things that make me mad. i like the adrenaline 😈 remind me to spend an hour blocking all the x reader tags im sick of seeing them and they never just tag it x reader. eugh.

worst blorboficiation

look. as a maegor the rapist and joffrey the psychopath blorbofier i really cant judge. i mean THEON is problematique and also a rapist. but its honestly aegon ii.... i dont get it!!! the eldest son thing + I GUESS jilted by his father is the only parts i get. he's just boring and lame and sucks idk 😭!!! he's just a incel to me im sowwy.... maybe if i actually watched hotd id like him Who knows. god and he doesnt even fuck a milf... the actor is cute though i like his british face.

for the main series. im sorry its roose!!! i follow and am followed by wonderful roosegirls but ill never understand it. girl WHY. roosefuckers i understand but roose as ur meow meow? ur poor meow meow?? genuinely please explain to me i am so curious...

part of canon you think is overhyped

idk if im answering this right but azor ahai/prince that was promised. i cant get into it. there are prophecies i love like the valonqar or the quaithe stuff but AA/PTWP are kinda mid... i think its because people too often use it as a way to go like MY guy is the most important no its MY guy. and its like guys thats so fckn lame!!! you cannot convince me that aa/ptwp are the Main point of the story

#ask #anonymous #yintagasketcgames #mwah kissie<3

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yugotrash · 10 months

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Amidst the vast sea of (ex?)-GC tumblr gay men joking about dragging straight women into the streets & beating them to death with sticks for being annoying (real post I have seen with my eyes) and disparaging women as a whole with the same fiery intensity as a chronically online straight incel i am really honestly genuinely thankful for people like you . like I close out of these blogs after an insightful thinkpiece about how women are stupid bitches entirely incapable of love because they're unable to truly appreciate a hairy man ass or whatever and I'm like god. why can't people be more like tumblr user yugotrash. gay trans-critical-blr in absolute shambles and you're a beacon of light despite it all. literally breath of fresh air even though I know this topic is a bit behind you these days. It's just a nice reminder that not everyone is like them and solidarity can exist. I just needed to get this out of my system I hope you're having a good and eventful day/night sir

don't even know how to answer this - thank you so much? i don't want to reject your kind words, and it's true that i strive to practice solidarity in the way i interpret it, but it does sadden me that i get messages like this as some Special Gay, because i genuinely don't think i'm doing something extraordinary or worthy of praise. i'm writing my thoughts on tumblr, I'm not loading women's guns on the frontlines in the great war against men.

it would be so easy for every gay man, in theory, to adopt all of my positions. i don't think i've come up with any revolutionary insights, most of my views have been expressed at different times by different people. and im just a guy with a tumblr blog. just think, at the very lowest level, how easy it would be to not write a post about how much you hate women and to not reblog porn. given a perfectly anonymous platform to curate everyone else's experience of you, they have defaulted to the core male drive that may be denied to them irl - the building of male solidarity against women.

#anonymous #asks #also thank you yes today has been very eventful and good even

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teeto-peteto · 8 months

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Okay, so basic rundown: Arcane is now canon. I think Riot is moving away from short stories to explore other mediums. Don’t quote me on this, I just know the broad strokes and I’m sure someone can explain better.

mkay im dumb i always thought that Arcane was canon? like it was nonsensical once you put it together with the league of legends lines but HAHA im ringing my 'im stupid' bell. see this is why you shouldnt listen to anything i say i have no motives-

they are moving away from the short stories??? woah thats... a pity, actually. Im not the type of person that reads a lot of them but i normally do of characters i like and care about. I know Milio is not that recent anymore, but his short story felt heartwarming and very nice to read. It also had some illustrations.

I dont understand why would they do that. I assume that by other mediums they probably mean audiovisuals like teasers or something like that, maybe audio stories like Legends of Bilgewater or whatever the name was, i cant remember correctly. Wich it isnt bad its just... dissapointing they would say that they want to move away. If there's going to be comics like then i would be uttterly dissapointed but hey, at least i would be happy they're giving a job to writers and artists, they very much deserve and need it.

its saddening i just dont undertsand why they would take down a feature most people like about the characters they are interested on...? bruh

dont worry i wont quote you on this one but i will say that if all of this turns out to be just like that, i wouldnt be not even a bit surprised. Its no secret Riot has been ruining and pissing over their own characters re writting them and fixing shit that never needed to be repaired by starters and making the whole lore more confusing and nonsensical with a bunch of plot holes, wich i assume is going to happen if they make Arcane canon. This has been like this for almost 5 or more years, the lore keeps getting worse and worse and the only things that mattered to fandom will dissapear if all this turns true.

the whole 'guys but look we got a new CEO and we SWEAR he's amazing!' its getting hard to read at this point because a macro company is trying to sell us that this guy is going to improve everything with just a finger, like if thats going to stop or even reconsider the oversexualization of female characters, objetification and the plainest of characters coming out of their hands getting worse and worse as the lore is tearing apart and the community is a fire pit with the worst incel playerbase i have ever seen.

The way they phrased one of the tweets about this new CEO in the past being the backbone of the Pride events made me wheeze cause the way it was written made me imagine the guy entering the meeting like 'hey guys you know homosexuals exists? we should do something about it' as if it was a medal to have a pride event when its the leastest shit you can do for a game at this point. At least make good lgtbq+ stories instead of selling the exact same icons for years and sweeping trans taliyah under the rug. God i hate this company and its writing.

see? things where better when institute of war was there. they are just a bunch of guys hanging out in empty space. fuck it that rocks

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raven-paww · 3 years

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Okay i posted a joke thing abt how much I hate these characters but !!!! I need to elaborate/rant so here we go! Here's why I hate Lilith, mark beaks, Sasha, odalia, bramblestar, bumblestripe, Ashfur, and thistleclaw

Spoiler warning for TOH, DuckTales, amphibia, and warrior cats

Trigger warning for racism, manipulation, child abuse, emotional/mental abuse, emotional neglect, just incels in general, implied SA, and child grooming/pedophilia.

FIRST UP LILITH

OKAY

I don't hate her as much as the others. I just think her redemption was really rushed.

Also, her "then why were you SO easy to curse!?" line pisses me off to no end bc.. ma'am??? She was. A child???? And was SLEEPING???? THAT ISNT REALLY AN ACCOMPLISHMENT LILY

next up: mark beaks. Oh my god mark beaks.

He's racist. For those of y'all who haven't seen DuckTales '17 (or didn't pick up on this), here's a bit of a summary of why he's racist.

Mark has a tendency to call everyone around him "buddy". When he first met GizmoDuck, in costume (not seeing literally anything besides the robot suit and his beak), he did the same thing; "hey, buuddy!" But then, later in the episode, when Fenton (GizmoDuck) is hired by mark's company, and he sees that Fenton is Latino, that's when he breaks out the "chico", "amigo", and "muchacho". He refers to his house as "casa de GizmoDuck" or his girlfriend as "lady muchacho".

So yeah. Racist.

NEXT! SASHA!!

I should put the disclaimer that part of my hatred for her is fueled by the fact that she reminds me of someone I used to know, but that's a traumatic rabbit hole nobody cares abt <3

I knew pretty much from the start that I was gonna hate her- see above- but oh my god. One, she stood with the oppressors in amphibia, the toads. It's shown in multiple s1 episodes that toads have a tendency to abuse, take advantage of, and extort the frogs of Wartwood (see: Toad Tax, season 1 episode 10; Mayor Toadstool's whole character). Not even gonna get into the implications this has abt Sasha being the only white girl in the Calamity trio. Sasha saw this, and she SAW how much the frogs meant to Anne, but she still created the plan to kill Hop Pop. Y'know, the adopted grandfather of her supposed best friend? She used the excuse of "they're just frogs 🙄" but she was fully aware of how sentient they were!! FROGS R PEOPLE TOO BITCH!!

Two: She knows how bad of a person she is, and acknowledges it, but she makes NO. EFFORT. to improve herself. BEING A GOOD PERSON REQUIRES WORK. REDEMPTION REQUIRES WORK. IT DOES NOT HAPPEN BY JUST SITTING AROUND WALLOWING IN YOUR FUCKING SELF PITY. She wormed her way back into Anne's good graces but it was ONLY TO BETRAY HER AGAIN. I know y'all r gonna pull that "she's only 13 🥺" bull on me, but I don't care. A normal mistake for a 13 year old is to cheat on a test, not overthrow a kingdom.

That one was a doozy.

Odalia's is fairly simple. She's a child abuser. End of story.

BRAMBLESTAR. FUCKING. BRAMBLESTAR. IM NOT GONNA ELABORATE ON THE SITUATION W SQUILF HERE MUCH BC MOONKITTI EXPLAINED IT SM BETTER THAN I COULD IN THE VIDEO "bramblestar is worse"

HE ALSO CHOOSES FAVORITES W HIS KIDS. HE VERY CLEARLY FAVORS SPARKPELT AND BARELY SHOWS AFFECTION TO ALDERHEART. EMOTIONAL GODDAMN NEGLECT

FUCK OFF BRAMBLEFUCK FANS

Bumblestripe is a Nice Guy™. When Dovewing clearly says "NO, IM NOT INTERESTED IN BEING YOUR MATE" he's like "that's fine I'll ask u tomorrow <3 luv u" HE DOESNT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER ALSO I WANNA THROTTLE HIM

okay Ashfur has a similar thing going on but it's mixed with yandere. he tried to kill 3 kids bc their mom broke up with him. Jesus Christ. he continues to hate her and fuck up her life from beyond the grave. also this, though it was almost definitely unintentional

he's a good villain though

thistleclaw is a pedophile. so yeah.

#nova rambles #rant #the owl house #lillith clawthorne #ducktales #mark beaks #amphibia #sasha waybright #odalia blight #warrior cats #bramblestar #bumblestripe #ashfur #thistleclaw

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angelyuji · 3 years

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hi! i looooved your take on yan!steve rogers. just wondering, what do you think yandere skinny/little steve would be like?

heyyy!! thank you and im so glad you liked it!! i hope you like this as well <3

cw // threats of suicide, incels, misogyny, manipulation, verbal and emotional abuse, yandere and toxic behavior, female reader, swearing, name-calling, implied stalking from steve and bucky, pick-me behavior

· pre-serum yan!steve is…a lot

· so so so insecure, constantly accusing you of cheating him, making you feel bad for him constantly, calling you names and being an asshole anytime you do something he doesn’t like

· “i’m so sorry, (y/n), it’s not my fault. i thought you would leave me for him. i didn’t mean to call you that”

· “(y/n), you’d never leave me, right? i love you! no one would ever love you like i do.”

· “i’m not being mean! i’m just being honest! that dress makes you seem like a slut, and i don’t want people thinking that my baby is a slut…now go change.”

· “i’m so ugly, aren’t i. you’d rather be with someone stronger and better, wouldn’t you…no, no you don’t have to say anything, i know you hate me :’(“

· *cough* pick me *cough*

· he’ll have bucky protect you because he doesn’t think he can protect you, and he trusts bucky to not try anything

· bUT that doesn’t mean you can be friends with bucky, he doesn’t trust you, only bucky.

· he may love you, but he knows how women are. women will take any chance they can to get with other men *he sighs in incel*

· speaking of women being sluts, he’s a misogynistic incel

· “women don’t like me because they’re whores. :(((( im a great guy”

· post-serem steve isn’t an incel because he’s had women fall for him before, so he knows that he’s all that

· but pre-serem?? lol if he existed now, he’d be on reddit and twitter talking about how “women never like nice guys, i’m such a nice guy, i don’t stare at women boob and butt all the time and they still don’t like me” blah blah blah

· if (somehow) you started like him, he’ll use any tactic possible to make you stay with him

· “you can’t leave me, i love you!” steve yells as you shove your clothes into a bag

· “yes i can.” you huff.

· “you know i didn’t mean it! i love you, i was just being honest with you, but if you don’t want honesty, i can stop.” he rolls his eyes, but grabs your arm as you grab your bag.

· “oh, fuck off, steve. you called me such vulgar things for wearing a freaking skirt. i’m done with you.” you grab the doorknob. steve’s eyes widen and he panics.

· “DON’T LEAVE ME! I’LL DIE WITHOUT YOU, PLEASE!” you hear him sob behind you, you sigh and turn around.

· “maybe once you’ve learned how to be a decent- OH MY GOD, NO!” you drop your bag.

· steve grabs the knife from the kitchen and hold it to his wrist, “I’LL KILL MYSELF! IF YOU LEAVE ME, I’ll DIE.”

· “STEVE, NO! put down the knife!” you hold out your arms and inch forward. steve backs away at each step.

· “i’ll put down the knife once you promise you won’t leave me.” his voice cracks as the knife breaks skin.

· “OKAY! okay. okay, i-i won’t leave. just, please, set down the knife…please.” you watch as steve drops the knife. he launches himself at you and holds you in a hug.

· steve mumbles into your neck, “don’t ever do that to me again”.

· yeah, big dilf boy steve might be a scary asshole, but skinny 5’4 bitch steve is a manipulative asshole

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tillman · 5 years

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hi i ranked every single dark souls 1 character by who i think is the most kissable . its 79 characters all with a description of why theyre at the place theyre at with images for reference :-) its all under cut for u to enjoy.. thank u

this is all my opinion cus hehe im making the list but also im god so this is fact now .

counting down because u know what ! buildup is fun and i have to start off with everyones most favorite:

GWYN - 79

im kidding. fuck gwyn and everything he stands for. he wouldnt even be a good kisser he doesnt have FUCKING LIPS

SEATH - 78

oh you really wanna kiss the incel dragon who kidnaps ladies for his weird experiements?? yeah?? who are you, big hat logan?

EINGYI - 77

heres one i wont get hate for: this fucking asshole . die bastard . he cant even kiss his face is all infected and gross!

KAATHE - 76

he sucks.

SMOUGH - 75

not only is he too big to kiss! hes a cannibal!! hed eat you!!!! thats no kiss i want!

MANUS - 74

listen i know yall love daddies and all that but hes manipulative and not a nice person so id watch out. i GUESS hes kissable as he was a human before but def not a good kiss

BED OF CHAOS - 73

its just some vines that sometimes set on fire!! If it were still the witch of izalith she would be probally in the 20s as shes a good person who tried very hard to help the world but in this state... u cant even kiss her!

FRAMPT - 72

better than kaathe but the whole no lips and being a manipulative snake monster really throws me off and shoves him down at the bottom

FINA (GODDESS OF LOVE/BEAUTY (?)) - 71

(mentioned character - no image sorry :-( )

Listen as much as im all for love, this is love u dont want ! just trust me dont be lautrec dont do it you dont want to kiss fina listen to me. please dont kiss fina.

VINCE AND NICO - 70

way of the white members are NOTABLY unkissable but these guys. are just so boring. theyll be your white bread boyfriend as neil would say... bad kissers and bad people!

LAUTREC - 69

aw fuck wait can i make another character 69 he doesnt deserve it. anyways not only is he not over his ex (fina) hed probally gut you and steal your lunch money half way through the kiss anyways so whats the point . thats not how u treat a lover idiot

CENTIPEDE DEMON - 68

it eats your face and you die. next pleaaase

PETRUS - 67

another way of the white cleric. he at least starts off nice and he says fuck rich people but also he let that happen to rhea and i fucking hate his guts so no.

PALADIN LEEROY - 66

out of all the way of the white idiots hes the best in that he wears armor and seems cool but its the way of the white man. i cant get past that. sorry leeroy at least your armor is cool. he probably hasnt kissed someone in hundreds of years anyways

MOONLIGHT BUTTERFLY - 65

delicate ... but beautiful! i dunno how to smooch it but i def would if i could ! i dont think it can kiss back but, o well! we all have flaws

IRON GOLEM - 64

it cant kiss back but its COOL and can throw me like a javelin so like . yeehaw id smooch its little face place

UNDEAD MERCHANTS (BOTH) - 63

between moss and yulia i think they got enough on their plates! plus since theyre so hollowed, i dont think they have any lips to kiss back with!

INGWARD - 62

hes not like . bad persay but also i dont trust him after he helped with new londo. cool design tho. i wanna kiss that bird beak mask

JEREMIAH - 61

was a bullfrog, and never took off his crown long enough to kiss another person...... i feel like if he did though! oh boy!!!

Asylum Demon + Demon Firesage + Stray Demon - 60

more kissable than some bosses, but still not the greatest lips. good butts though on all of them.... so i guess thats fr u kinky people

SNUGGLY THE CROW - 59

(no image shes a crow)

please stop drawing her as an anime girl shes literally just a grow that likes warm things oh my god you freaks be nice to her

BIG HAT LOGAN - 58

hes hard to kiss around the hat! and on that note hes pretty much taken with his obsession with seath. good luck! hes nice though so better than most of this list so far

GAPING DRAGON - 57

ranked so high because past its giant underbelly of teeth and destruction is this very tiny head which i think is so funny i cant help but want to kiss its little snoot.... hehe baby

PRINCE RICARD - 56

oh now were actually getting into kissable range! ricard is a prince (maybe even of astora... kissability increase.) so his high ranking might get you some kissability points, but the hollowing is gonna lower that. 4/10 no kissable lips!

4 KINGS - 55

whats better than a prince..... a king... whats better than a king.................. 4 KINGS! just watch out for their overly anime spiky armor and the fact their in a never ending void nightmare but they do have faces so thats points above the rest!

SALAMAN - 54

(mentioned character only! sorry!)

hmmmm we dont learn much about him other than he was close with quelana and he was ............ hot! hes a pyromancer. being of the great swamp pushes him down a bit because he prolly smells like his name sake but u know what ! maybe hes cute! we cant be sure! hes in the running at least!

TAURUS DEMON - 53

hmm... bad lover.... good kisser................................................... the things i do for big beefy demon love.

GOUGH - 52

While you cant kiss gough cus all the sap in his helmet i cant bare to put him lower than he is hes just so sweet. a kiss on his helmet because i love him so much

NITO - 51

while he cant kiss back, nito deserves a kiss or two! plus he has a lot of hands so u can hold his hands and be hugged at the same time and u know what that might be just as good as a nice kiss. good on you nito!

STONE DRAGON - 50

again a non kisser........ damn beaks! the stone dragon does need a kiss though. they havent seen another living soul in years down in ash lake! so im giving them points on that alone.

VAMOS - 49

like the last two.... no lips! vamos though makes up for it in his charm and wit, and his exceptional skill in smithing! so even without lips to kiss, you still should kiss vamos! hes a good friend

ARIAMIS - 48

(mentioned !)

wow... a painter! and a skilled one at that! this man created the painted world used to keep priscilla safe and that is so noble it gives him points right off the bat! i feel like though, as an artist, he might be a bit weird about it. so watch out and be safe, but in the end, get free art and some free smooches out of him!

ELIZABETH - 47

thats my mom ... of course she gets a good cheek smooch for all her hard work keeping dusk safe!

DOMHNALL - 46

i love domhnall hes a good guy whos trying his best but also his mask is so fucking goofy i dunno if i can do it .

RICKERT - 45

as much as i think rickert would be a good kiss (hes smart, cute, and skilled!) he is trapped behind some bars willingly and probably wont let you in. i can dream though!

CEASLESS DISCHARGE - 44

if theres any boss that NEEDS a kiss its him. poor dude lost all his family and was turned into this laughing stock of a creature. youd probably burn your lips but .... please just be nice to him :-(

SHIVAS BODYGUARD - 43

ooo a strong yet silent type.... hes even cute under his mask! good kiss, but i feel like he might just care more about his actual job than a kiss ! hes dedicated !

CIARAN - 42

putting aside me knowing shed be a good kisser, i just understand she probably doesnt want a kiss right now, shes grieving over the loss of her friend and i respect her comfort. maybe a good pat on the shoulder and a cup of nice tea with her would be nice though!

PINWHEEL - 41

may seem like a weird choice to put a necromancer up so high on the list but.... honestly pinwheel needs some love. dude lost his whole family and in trying to revive them accidentally fused them to himself. while he might not be the best kisser, i honestly just wanna tell him everythings gonna be ok.

KIRK - 40

ok if you know me you KNOW how much it pains me to put kirk so low but. hes a busy guy! not only is he doing so much work to help out where he can with the fair lady, but you might just get pricked by his spiky armor while youre going in for the smooch! so, as much as he deserves a kiss for all his hard work, maybe pass until another time!

SIEGLINDE - 39

were getting there! she is just so strong... and so brave........ she may not even be undead! sieglinde is so strong and wonderful doing all that just to deliver a message to her unruly father, she deserves so many kisses! Shes got a lot on her plate though so please respect her......

BERENIKE - 38

(just mentioned!)

implied to be a huge strong knight who made it to even sens fortress! yes please !

BELL GARGOYLES - 37

hmmmmm,.......... if u can get past the whole lighting your face on fire, these are two loyal gargoyles! that seems pretty good to me!

BEATRICE - 36

a wonderful helpful witch friend! she is so nice to help you defeat flying bosses with her magic!! i love her so much! shes even cute to boot!

GIANT BLACKSMITH - 35

HE HELP ANYTIME................... I HAVE TO GIVE HIM A KISS FOR ALL HIS HARD WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEGALLY I HAVE TO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RHEA - 34

putting aside my hatred of the way of white.... rhea really is just a babey.... shes adorable and kind and just wants everyone to be ok so im won over. maybe a little forehead smooch for being such a good person!

OSCAR - 33

oh oscar. a noble, heroic, and cute knight but in the end. would he be a good kisser........ i feel yes, but maybe not so much so! hes busy focusing on being a hero you know! hes a good friend and i cant help but fall in love with nice guys

THE FAIR LADY - 32

she deserves the entire world and all i can give her is my humanity and a kiss........... sobs. i wish i could do more to ease her pain but she is so strong and wonderful! please give her a nice smooch!

QUELANA - 31

i didnt wanna separate them ........ her wonderful sister! who even taught humans pyromancies! shes smart and nice, and honestly probably needs a kiss.

MILDRED - 30

uh my notes from last night are just

so yeah! thats mildred!

CRESTFALLEN MERCHANT - 29

hes sad as fuck but also... kinda handsome! he was a knight of berenike and made it almost all of the way through sens fortress showing how skilled he is! a strong man like this (inspired by maybe the best kisser in demons souls, boirr) has to be a good kiss!

SIEGMEYER - 28

hes going through a lot right now but... how could u not think siegmeyer is kissable. thats on you man. thats your own character flaw.

OSWALD - 27

ok this might be slightly controversial but i feel like oswald would be a good kisser. if you got past his slightly weird love for velka who well get to (thats just carimites (carimians? carimfolk???)) hes nice and kind and maybe the funkiest character in dark souls

KALAMEET - 26

another cant kiss you but.... kalameet is just so cool ! very shadow the hedgehog and u know what that is NOT a bad thing. you might have a rough time trying to get there, but..... aww whos a good dragon.....

DARKMOON KNIGHTESS - 25

alright the final stretch! the darkmoon knightess is the anor londo firekeeper, and a friend of gwyndolin! shes supposed to be “ugly and shit” (real quote. i would never lie to you) but her model is so cute! defiantly kissable as fuck!

SANCTUARY GUARDIAN - 24

GOFH ITS JUST A WIDDLE KITTEY CAT........... I GIVE IT A WIDDLE KISSEY ON ITS FOREHEAD AHOWHWWAWWW BABEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALVINA - 23

AWHAHWAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHES H(FADOESAGVFOSDHFSO CUET EIFEDKC LKOFIE JS I LOVE YOU FJEADFIDASHCODEUFCUSFKSDHFKSUHFC

DUSK - 22

oh yes!! the princess of a lost land...... will you be her knight in shining armor.......... oh i just love her so much. shes sweet and nice and cute and deserves a kiss or two!! please be nice to my daughter!

SHIVA - 21

hottie with cool armor and a cooler sword. since they cut his whole sidequest i can with all certianty say YES he is super kissable and is probably a great kisser

QUELAAG - 20

IGNORIGN HER GIANT SPIDER LOWERBODY........... SHES JUST DOING THIS FOR HER SISTER SHE JUST WANTS TO HELP HER POOR SISTER WHOS IN PAIN HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE HER SO MUCH!! PLEASE KISS QUELAAG!

GRIGGS - 19

im putting griggs so high cus hes kissable in a factor unseen before...... baby factor. hes soft and nice and is just trying to find his dad! just tuck him into bed and kiss him goodnight! its what he deserves!

ARTORIAS - 18

everyone already KNOWS why artorias is a good kisser. hes nice, strong, brave, and most importantly. cool as FUCKING HELL ! HE DOES SICK ANIME FLIPS!! if you can look past the abyss slowly taking him over, youll find a good good boy who deserves a good kiss.

ANASTACIA - 17

the good firekeeper who we spend most of our time with in 1! YES of COURSE Shes kissable. she deserves SO MANY kisses for all of her hard work in keeping the firekeep shrine lit! good job anastacia im sorry lautrec is like that

VELKA GODDESS OF SIN - 16

(just mentioned!)

if her title alone doesnt bring you in, youll be pleased to know shes implied to help watch over priscilla (who well get to hold your horses) and keep the poor girl safe! a strong sense of justice and a love of crows, shes probably an amazing kiss if you can find her!

ANDRE - 15

were closing in on #1 and i just have to throw andre in here. hes so nice and strong! just . please kiss andre! he deserves some he does so much work!

PRISCILLA - 14

poor priscilla. called a monstrous crossbreed and has to hide in a painted world to stay safe from those who would hurt her. including the internet! leave her alone you freaks shes not your fetish fuel!!! she deserves a good kiss on the cheek and a hug for all she has to put up with

CRESTFALLEN WARRIOR - 13

its my list i get to put the crestfallen warrior where i want. and u know what? he would honestly be a good kiss. hes kind and helpful and never once wishes you harm, he just needs to be held tightly and kissed passionately and u know what. dont we all.

GWYNEVERE - 12

she is beautiful but .... 1 shes married and 2 shes not even real! whatever. her husband the flame god flann is at least.......... hot! haahgdaefshdfcdhswfe im so fucking funny

BLACK IRON TARKUS - 11

listen i see a big beefy dude i go “hey thats hot please kiss me” so of course tarkus is this high up hes the beefiest dude around.... right?? anyways all knights of berenike are kissable hes just the MOST kissable of the 3 named ones!

ORNSTEIN - 10

this dude kisses the son of gwyn you KNOW hes a good kiss. the golden lion armor just helps so much. we love you ornstein .....

HAVEL THE ROCK - 9

HERE HE IS ... THE BEEFIEST GUY AROUND ... this bitch uses a DRAGONS TOOTH as a huge club to bash people with if that isnt big dick energy i dont know what is. armor made of stone. heart made of gold. havel the rock please god kiss me passionately under the moonlight .

SIF - 8

oghfoghfohg puppey..................................... SMOOCHIE THE PUPPY>...........

NAMELESS KING (!?) - 7

(hes just mentioned in ds1!!)

I KNOW HES A DS3 BOSS BUT LISTEN TO ME THEY TALK ABOUT HIM SO MUCH IM ALLOWING THIS. he defected from his awful dads team to go help the DRAGONS!! thats so cool hes so kissable. would be more kissable if he wasnt kissing ornstein but thats ok . i respect them both.

MARVELOUS CHESTER - 6

this MAY just because i have a huge crush on him but also here are some good kissable things about him: his fasion, his voice that sounds like a purr, his laugh, his malice, his funny mask, him. thank you for your time.

GWYNDOLIN - 5

FINAL FIVE! heres gwyndolin. the most kissable of all of gwyns children for the sheer fact of how much work they put in to making sure people stay safe and happy. they are so kind and wonderful they deserve SO MANY kisses! good on you gwyndolin....

LAURENTIUS - 4

now heres a fun one! laurentius is one of the nicest guys u will EVER meet in any souls game. he genuinely cares about you, he loves and respects u even if u dont respect him or his skills, hes nice cute and above all: i love him . please kiss laurentius he is a nice guy who just wants the best for u..... dont be mean to him.....................

CAPRA DEMON - 3

the highest one that cant kiss back and thats for the capra demons SHEER HORNY ENERGIES. this is a demon you can fuck! thats it i have nothing else to say i just think the capra demon is funny

SOLAIRE - 2

do i seriously have to explain why solaire is so high up. not only is he nice and cares about you, hes handsome, passionate, and just a good fucking person. he is hands down one of the most kissable characters in any souls game ever! fuck yeah! go off you funky little lover boy!

and finally.

its patches.

#i made this entire list for a joke and u know what the 4 hours i spent on it for the build up was so fucking worth it i dont care #dark souls #soulsborne

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bruabba and jolymes

yesss thank u i love both ;w;

bruabba is like unparalleled tenderness and also literally gay goth goals like to dress like they do to have that confidence and energy please.... another like married couple who have known each other for like 2 years like bruno is like hey man wanna stop being depressed and drinking all the time because you realized the government is just as corrupt as the mob and have nothing to do with your life so like wanna be sexy with me and like find meaning to your life and abbacchios like i know this might be sudden but id die for you and like 4 months later theyre married with kids like dude i literally am constantly thinking about abbacchio saying i only feel at ease when im by your side buccelatti and like i literally can find the page in like 5 seconds just from memory where it is in the story its like the sheer romance of it all like in general it might be the best jojo ship cuz like they have actual history and the whole story gives you so much to like construct a past for the whole group and i really like develop some kind of victorian woman fainting disease when i think about like bruno and abbacchio like staying in their little seaside cottage with all the kids asleep on the couch or the floor like the drama the romance the tenderness of it all also like i think i might have done more art of them than like any other ship cuz i love their designs so much... bruabbas like the real fucking deal ;w;

ok jolymes is literally like grown in a lab for me to like like its a femslash ship that has all the rowdyness and like drama of any other like shounen main and bff dynamic like the fighting side by side shit really gets me still thinking about the limp bizkit fight where hermes like lets down her walls and cries with jolyne like literally peak romance there or how like later into stone ocean jolyne keeps using her string to hold hermes or for hermes to hold her so like all of their fighting relies on like that level of trust and working to keep each other safe when they have both like been betrayed by so many people to be able to find that comfort and trust with each other ;w; like i really go crazy!! just hate how araki was like wait a minute i forgot a hated lesbians for like a few minutes here and then pushed hermes out of the story for more time for supreme incel himself anasui whos like ugh im such a nice guy why wont she date me im gonna ask her dad to let me date her uwu why do girls keep going for the cool lesbians who can tear shit apart with stickers hmm? i really like to think that in the new world where everyone can self actualize and seems a lot happier jolyne dumps him and marries hermes instead like god intended.. id really like do anything for them to have had a little more development or some more relationships similar to theirs like please god give us rowdy women in love!

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do all the bugs.

fuck, putting a cut cuz its LONG

Golden silk orb weaver- favourite colour?Hard to say just a single favourite, maybe mint green or dark purple, I like colour combos more than single colours; like orange and pink, pink and green, pink with basically any colour is nice, teal and silver is also quite nice

Water boatman- how do you feel about the sea?one of my favourite places to be!

Cicada- do you prefer night or day? night, but dawn and dusk are my favourite times of day

Honeybee- favourite flower?mostly any kind of dianthus, superbus is tops

Dwarf tarantula- how tall are you?about 5′6 or so

Jumping spider- do any sports?hell to the hell no

Goliath beetle- favourite bug right now?cicadas are an all time favourite, silverfish are super cute too, also mayflies

Sun beetle- indoors or outdoors person?a bit of both, im pretty sedentary and i get hot easily, if im somewhere with good weather and nature i like to be outside a lot

Orchid mantis- hair colour?naturally its dark brown but right now its a faded combo of like red and brown so its a little bit orange

Hissing cockroach- what’s one thing you fear? (Different one each time it’s asked)being trapped underwater and drowning

Peppered moth- how do you feel about forests?second only to the sea, a great place to be indeed

Tropical woodlice- favourite food?dolmas

Emperor scorpion- gender?just a lil sexy lady

Cabbage butterfly- sexuality?sex is overrated honestly, i like guys mostly though

Tortoise beetle- romantic orientation?mostly guys

Giant katydid- do you have a middle name?yeah its McClit

Leech- top 5 bugs you don’t keep right now?i dont have ANY bugs atm unless you count the crickets that constantly invade my home, id love to keep so many beetles though, rainbow stags are so pretty, if they werent endangered a trilobite beetle would be super cool too (also maybe whip scorpions)

Fire ant- do you collect anything?not atm but when i was younger i collected many rocks, mostly just ones that were in one way or another interesting or unusually shaped, i think theres still a lot at my grandmas house

Leaf insect- any odd/different interests?maps, flags, meteorology, and foraging

Wasp- your first name?Ms. Coffee

Damselfly- Myers Briggs type?i usually get INTP but every now and then i get INFP

Ladybird- zodiac sign?Virgo sun, Aqua moon, Cap asc (Libra merc, Scorp venus, Cancer mars, the rest is basically the same as anyone else born in 94)

Dragonfly- favourite mythical creature?Furbies and their close genetic relative, the Tattletail

Mayfly- favourite weather?100% overcast, 40-60F, still to light winds

Pussmouth caterpillar- something you hate? (Different one each time it’s asked)when you take too long to drink your tea and it goes rancid, such a shame

Centipede- single/taken etc?statistics show a 100% chance of Incel

Fruit fly- tea or coffee?I like both equally, for tea I mostly like herbals (spearmint, raspberry, blackberry, and most floral teas - blends are a bonus, and i really want to try some cedar or spruce tea sometime this winter too, i hear white cedar is divine!)

Giant weta- what country/state are you from?I was born in SoCal but grew up in the Appalachians in northern Bama

Giant pillbug- ever been bitten/stung by a bug?growing up in the south its quite literally impossible not to be, you are a walking buffet for every insect on planet earth (in fact one time WHILE walking i stepped on a burrowing bee hive entrance and one came out and stung my foot)

Cellar spider- do you have any really close friends?Yep!

Goliath birdeater tarantula- are you in eduction? If so what do you study?not even remotely, i dropped out of hs like 8 years ago or s/t

Giant huntsman- where would you most like to travel to?Kamchatka, Alaska, Greenland, Iceland, Norway

Stick insect- a game you’re into right now?minecraft and EU4

Hercules beetle- any hobbies?music & gayming

Camel spider- tell a random fact you know without using google!god this is like my fucking forte, almost all species of true spruce teas have edible needles, and almost all nonedible ones in north america are restricted to the west of the rockies

Maya cockroach- ask your own!what does this MEAN?

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omglr · 5 years

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trollercoaster

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like socialism, feminism, and feminist.

You: hi

Stranger: Abortion is the literal definition of the slippery slope. First they say aborting a fetus is okay and them they move onto late term abortions and everyone is accepting it! Soon they’ll say aborting babies is okay and then say that a mother has the right to abort her teenage sons. Soon, they’ll be aborting all adult men because the end goal of feminism is genocide. That’s why I call them feminazis, because they literally advocate for eugenics and the murder of an oppressed group that gets blamed for everything (men)

You: ha

You: hey dude

Stranger: feminazis are cancer

Stranger: hi

Stranger: the war on masculinity is also a slippery slope

You: ha

Stranger: first destroy gender norms and patriarchy

Stranger: then they want to destroy men

You: dang you need some better boots boy

Stranger: feminists are our oppressors

You: like, these ideas aren't getting much traction with me

Stranger: are you a feminazi?

You: maybe you just live in a rainy hilly area

Stranger: shut up bitch

Stranger: im a man

You: yeah dude, it seems like you've got it rough

Stranger: why are feminists so mean?

Stranger: what did i ever do to them?

You: like, those are some wacky problems that aren't really hurting you

Stranger: yeah they are its a slippery slope

Stranger: they’re going to kill all of us

You: sliperry slopes are logical falacies boy

Stranger: no

Stranger: its the truth

Stranger: birth control is a gateway drug to murdering all men

You: dude, the world is collapsing cause of capitalism

You: not ladies

Stranger: lol are you a commie

You: yeah dude

You: and i hate nazis

Stranger: good for you. you should hate feminists

Stranger: they are literally fascists

You: ha

You: na dude, i'm like more into hating actual facists

Stranger: they are fascist, they want to take away our free speech

You: lol

Stranger: and they dont want our men to just be men

Stranger: feminazis are misandrists

You: you must be trollin boy

You: you sound histarical

Stranger: im not a troll

You: well that's just sad then

Stranger: and lol im hysterical?

Stranger: well you’re a woman

Stranger: so you’re even more hysterical

Stranger: are you on your period?

You: lol

You: yeah bro

Stranger: lol!

You: and you're the one raggin' on me

Stranger: you’re a man hater, all feminazis are

You: lol

Stranger: im just defending masculinity

You: its pretty offputing look honestly

You: you ever get head?

Stranger: no because i am a mgtow who doesnt need females in my life!

You: have you considered going your way into oncoming traffic?

Stranger: lol real men commit suicide the right way only girls attention whore like that

You: or joining the navy ?

Stranger: i once shot myself in the head

Stranger: twice

Stranger: didnt even die

You: tyler durden was gay

Stranger: lol @ all the girls who overdose or walk into traffic

Stranger: just looking for attention

Stranger: whos tyler durden?

You: yeah attentions seakers are pathetic

You: you're tyler durden

Stranger: no?

Stranger: im a real man

You: fight me then

Stranger: lol i dont hit women

Stranger: despite me being a mgtow i still care about chivalry

You: i'm not a woman

You: i'm you

Stranger: the f??

You: yeah b

You: i'm just a projection

You: of your inner desires

You: baby fight me

You: fight me

Stranger: no dude thats pretty gay

You: c'mon

You: just suck my tit then

You: c'mon baby

Stranger: wtf i thought you were a dude??

Stranger: are you a trap?

You: no b

You: i'm your mom

Stranger: because sometimes i want a trap to go my own way with

Stranger: just two bros except she looks kinda femme

You: be the trap you want to see in the world

Stranger: but she wont divorce rape me or get pregnant

You: i'll accept you my child

Stranger: no, im a masculine manly alpha as fuck dude!

You: yeah

You: bet you couldn't drink rubbing alcohol

You: you sound like a pussy my child

Stranger: bet you i can

Stranger: i’ll drink a bunch of rubbing alcohol right now

Stranger: prove it to you that im a real man

You: ok baby

You: then you'll fuck me?

Stranger: no, thats gay

You: its not gay i'm you mom

Stranger: you sound like a pussy fag

You: you speak to your mom with those fingers?

Stranger: beta white knight

Stranger: i fucked your mom

You: you finger bang your mom with that mouth?

You: c'mon girl

Stranger: shut up bitch

Stranger: i am not a girl!

You: do you believe in love?

Stranger: love is for incels, im a chad

You: cause i got something to say about it

Stranger: i pump and dump traps everyday

You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsVcUzP_O_8

Stranger: whats that

You: its a hot song

You: to fuck too

You: yeah

Stranger: i heard that song before

You: yeah

You: on the radio?

Stranger: idk where

You: when you were a baby?

Stranger: maybe

You: maybe baby

Stranger: i have a fucking awesome manly memory

You: but you were a kid once

Stranger: nah i was a man when i was 6

Stranger: alpha as fuckkk

You: and isn't that where it all started?

You: where did they touch you?

Stranger: i fucked my teacher when i was 11 lol

You: oh boy

Stranger: yeahhh

You: that was rape

Stranger: no

Stranger: she let me

You: yeah, no

You: she raped you

Stranger: lol a woman cant rape a man

You: that's rape of a minor

Stranger: and besides i liked it xd

You: stilll... she should go to jail

Stranger: men always love sex

You: and you should go to therapy

Stranger: lol its every dudes fantasy bro

You: you sound all fucked up my dude

Stranger: dude wtf??

You: yeah man

Stranger: im not fucked up you are

You: i'm not your mom

Stranger: why tf you support feminism?

You: i'm your friend

You: and i think you need helpo

You: like

You: professional help

You: this is serious

Stranger: i think we chatted before

You: oh probably

Stranger: you’re the really gullible guy who believed everything i said

You: oh totally

You: i must be

You: i believe it

You: i am just real gullable

Stranger: yes totally

You: cool

Stranger: so bro

Stranger: wanna have a barbecue

You: yeah boy

Stranger: hang out, do some bro stuff

You: i'll bring a six pack

Stranger: thanks bro

You: and give you the number of a therapist

Stranger: lol dudes dont need therapists

Stranger: we dont talk about our emotions like girls do!

You: we gotta work on your approach with the ladies man

Stranger: naaah im mgtow now

You: like, that was rough

You: dude, if this is your way

You: its not a good way

Stranger: yeah its a good way

You: it's not to late to deescelate

Stranger: independent free of women

Stranger: m g t o w

You: no man, you are a slave to women

You: you've given them all the power

Stranger: lol says the beta cuck on the plantation

Stranger: no bitch i dont give them power

You: man, you have

Stranger: i just ignore them bitches and gold diggers

Stranger: i fuck traps instead haha xd

You: to come off so hostile at every moment of your life

You: to deny yourself love

Stranger:

Stranger: im a fucking dude bro

Stranger: i aint denying myself love

Stranger: love is for pussy beta fags

You: its cause you dont wanna get hurt

Stranger: real men pump and dump

Stranger: redpilled as fuckkk

Stranger: men dont get hurt

Stranger: men dont cry

You: yeah dude

Stranger: we’re fucking amazing

You: i'm glad you are just trolling bro

Stranger: not a troll bro

You: cause this otherwise would be unhealthy

You: no you must be

You: cause otherwise it would be so so so sad

Stranger: but really its so fun to pretend to be a sensitive fragile dude

You: like what a sad creature

Stranger: i know right!

You: like god-damn gollem

You: with no ring

Stranger: i love doing this its like literally they get offended by everything

You: yeah

Stranger: men are really dumb

You: i'm surprised you didnt mention venezula

Stranger: oh righttt

Stranger: well the character im playing isnt a capitalist anyways

You: oh yeah?

You: what is he?

Stranger: feudalist :p

You: ha ha

Stranger: anyways i think im manlier than you and i finished my rubbing alcohol

You: that legit made me laugh

You: ok dude

Stranger: well you think im kidding

You: the feudalist part

Stranger: oh

You: ok, maybe call 911?

Stranger: well i wasnt going to admit to being a fascist after i told you feminazis are the real fascists

You: yeah, i mean, it wouldn't stop a nazi

You: probalby

You: "like, feminists are nazis, but also like... i support the kkk"

You: anyway, you ever listen to riot girl music?

Stranger: no not really

You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKAtmRhsF30

You: oh wait

You: this isn't it

You: ....

Stranger: true tho

Stranger: what even??

You: https://krecs.bandcamp.com/track/all-women-are-bitches

You: there we are

You: i don't know what was up with that first one

You: anyway, Fifth Column was pretty cool

Stranger: oh

Stranger: not really my type of music tbh

You: fair enough

You: what kind of music you like?

Stranger: idk honestly

You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3V1SKM0uVo

You: here's a weird scifi mashup album

You: with a robot socialist agenda i think

Stranger: im not a socialist haha

Stranger: or even anti-capitalist at all

You: i mean, its hard not to buy in

You: in for a penny, in for a pound

Stranger: nice try but im not going to become a commie

You: idk, i mean you say that now

You: but someday you might have to renounce your ways

Stranger: im pretty content being a class traitor, thanks tho

You: lol

Stranger: i love licking the boots of female ceos just as much as male ones :)

You: good for you

You: i mean, after the revolution we'll all have boots

You: and we can take turns

Stranger: no thx boots are oppressive

You: no dude they got good grips

You: to prevent slippery slopes

Stranger: literally foot binding and patriarchy in disguise

Stranger: lol

You: oh, i see what your into now

Stranger: boots are just heels under a different name

You: bondage and heals

Stranger: ?

You: they'll have bdsm after the revolution

Stranger: im not into bdsm haha

You: why not?

Stranger: because bdsm is inherently oppressive to women

You: you're so normy

Stranger: reinforces misogynistic stereotypes

Stranger: ikr

Stranger: patriarchy literally

You: women on top

Stranger: no, thats still misogyny

You: matriarchy

Stranger: but honestly

Stranger: men who have that fetish are honestly sooo misogynistic

You: yeah

Stranger: puttig women on a pedestal isnt any better

Stranger: bdsm is misogynistic

You: and like often into cops and normy shit

Stranger: no revolution

Stranger: i love cops

You: ha

Stranger: they protect and serve us 💕

Stranger: buuuutt

Stranger: 50% of cops should be female

You: thats what your sub should be doing

Stranger: sub?

You: your submissive man servant

Stranger: i dont have one

You: never too late

Stranger: thats pretty gay tbh

You: he give good head

You: and does the dishes

You: and he's there by choice

Stranger: lol matriarchy and gynocentricity

Stranger: feminazis r oppressin men

You: in your case its a gaytriarchy

Stranger: im a girl

You: oh yeah?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: im not like other girls

You: you a swerf?

Stranger: yeah i think sex workers rights are dumb

You: gross

Stranger: they should be sex slaves

You: double gross

Stranger: swerf and terf

You: gross x infinity

Stranger: grossssss

You: so what brought you to these terrible opinions?

Stranger: well i watch fox news

You: no further info required

Stranger: :)

You: you watch the OA?

Stranger: whats that

You: netflix show

Stranger: nope

You: its pretty good

Stranger: ehhh not my type of show

You: there are men in it

Stranger: gross

You: they go there own way

Stranger: that sounds nice actually

You: yeah

Stranger: i wish all men would go their own way

You: wish they would leave faster

Stranger: is it wrong to want all men dead?

You: if you are pulling the trigger probably

You: but if its like an accident

Stranger: no, i mean like i want them to just conveniently disappear

You: yeah

You: that sounds normal

You: but also, don't we all have little secret prayers

You: for a goddess to strike our enemies down

Stranger: its pretty late

Stranger: i should probably get going

You: yeah

You: ok, have a good sleep

Stranger: good night!

You: :)

Stranger has disconnected.

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daenystheedreamer · 1 year

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wait i love being a #hater and listening to other people's #hater thoughts. your opinion on sandor x sansa as a romantic pairing?????? i really DON'T understand this at alllllll. also least favourite characters?

KISSES TO A FELLOW HATER♡

so sansa x sandor is a pretty established ship in the fandom both in the show and books. in the books there's textual basis, namely the UnKiss plus some bear and the maiden fair parallels i think? i remember trying to listen to radio westeros and quitting because the first episode was just sansan and i was like alright this isnt for me. i can understand it like objectively its not too surprising. it boils down to innocent naive nice girl and dark bad boy which is like 90% of straight ships plus the actors are attractive to people (NOT TO ME im devoted to ellie kendrick♡). as a romantic pairing im mostly meh-to-eugh on it. the canon is interesting textually but its not a good relationship. she's 11, she's a lesbian, it's gross, i think the unkiss is a traumatised little girl trying to make sense of terrifying situations, etcetc.

least favourite characters oh boy.

FUCK jorah fuck your unwashed asshole fuck you creep hateloathescorn STAY AWAY FROM HER!!

TARGARYEN LIGHTNING ROUND: jaehaerys i hate SO much he's a gross eugenicist and i hate how he's supposed to be narratively king arthur or some shit. aegon the conquerer is a imperialist colonial bitch AND hes boring. daemon is gross too and i know people like him un-romanticised as a character no apologia but he's just not my cup of tea. oh also fuck jaehaerys ii and shaera you guys just couldnt help letting the wheel grind everyone to mincemeat for another hundred years god forbid you dont fuck your sibling huh.

kevan lannister youre boring and a creep.

littlefinger youre an incel stay away from her!!!

arys oakheart exists entirely to describe arianne's areolas.

#ask #anonymous #hey jaehaerys look over here🖕 yeah go fuck yourself hate you hate you htae you

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we really need a solid telepathic etuiquette so things like whatever the fuck highschool drama is mixed with telepathy doesnt stem more school shooters because I know girls like I fucking KNOW girls and girls are BITTER AND THEY ARE MEAN when they cannot be called CUTE PERFECT SWEET AND NICE by everyone they encounter because they were raised being praised and patted and cooed at like theyre special for having ovaries and they never want to lose that like sparkle of anything I did is better because I am a female its horribly infuriating to listen to this girl on adderall pick on me for not wanting to be a feminist but instead support equality LIKE FOR THE PAST 10 PLUS YEARS THIS GIRL HAS JUST KNOWN THAT BECAUSE SHE COULD BASICALLY AND SHE CAME AND PESTERED ME IN MY HEAD AND MESSED WITH ME AND NOW GUILTS ME WITH EVERY THOUGHT SHE CAN THAT SHE GETS ABOUT ME. AND AS SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO TELL THE WOLRD ABOUT TELEPATHY AND START TO SOLVE SHITLOADS OF EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS AND BURDENS THAT PLAGUE HUMANITY i REALLLLLLLY DONT WANT TO BE THAT GUY BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WILL BE. I FUCKING WILL BE. COKEHEADS METH ADDICTS ADDERALL USERS YOU ARE HUGE YOU ARE LOUD DEMANDING AND USUALLY HARD TO BE NEAR! SOME PEOPLE ARE CALM AND FORGIVING BUT IF YOU USE THAT HIGH TO JUST FEEL LIKE YOURE RIGHT WITH GOD 24/7 YOURE NEVER GOING TO HEAR OTHER WISE AND YOU ARE DISTURBING! these kids from my fucking highschool like EVERYONES ON METH! IF YOU TAKE A BUNCH OF ADDERALL AND GRIND IT UP LIKE MOST PEOPLE WILL BUY IT IF YOU SAY THIS IS AN UPPER. LIKE im in the market for some sort of cocaine meth substance like yes, I dont know a single person who does those substances who wouldn't accept a bag of crushed adderall in the place of meth or cocaine like they'd be mad, BUT THEY WOULD PURCHASE THIS AND USE IT JUST THE MOTHER FUCKING SAME YOU ARE DRUG ADDICTS AND HOLY SHIT LIKE DONT FUCKING LOOK AT ME LIKE ME, EMEMEMMEME IIIIIIIM THE PROBLEM BECAUSE I FEEL FOR THE INCELS OF THE WORLD CHAD AND STACY!! STAR WARS THE FORCE FANS!!!!! FFS!!!!!! FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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