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freakiish · 3 years

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Dirty Little Valentine

This has been in my drafts for so long it’s bad and not proofread, but my Valentine’s Day gift to my whores. Xoxo

Smut

It was very frustrating, being one of the only people in the house without a valentine. Not a single plan, but having to sit and listen to everyone else’s lovey dovey bullshit.

As the sun is setting and everyone is finally away at their Valentine’s Day activities, I feel myself getting hungry so I make my way to the kitchen. While I’m pondering through the fridge I hear someone else walk in behind me. “Hey Vinnie, I thought I was the only person home tonight.” He smiles, “Looks like we’re both lonely bitches this year.” I smile and let out a small giggle. Vinnie and I aren’t really close. We talk on occasion, pass each other a quick smile. I don’t believe we’ve ever been alone together, not even once. As I’m standing here really taking in his presence, I look over his dazzling arms....eyes..... lips. Wow this boy is quite perfect. “What?” he says and I quickly look away slightly blushing. “Nothing” I say shyly. “No really... What is it?” Now he’s stepping closer to me, so close that I am backed up into the corner of the counter. I feel the thick tension between us. I tell myself to be bold, “Just admiring you, never really got the chance.” He smiles down at me, getting closer and closer until he’s centimeters away from my face, “we’re going to be here for god knows how long all by ourselves... alone, on Valentine’s Day.” “Yeah..?” I bit my lip looking up at him.

“Fuck” he grabs me tightly by the neck colliding our lips together. I’m forcefully kissing back in a matter of seconds. His wet lips travel all around my neck while I let out soft moans. “Jump” he growls demandingly in my ear. Next thing I know I’m being thrown onto his bed. “Are you sure about this y/n?” “Yes V please.” “My dirty little Valentine” he says with dark lustful eyes.

He rips off my top immediately massaging my breasts attaching his soft lips to my nipples. I let out a small squeal when he gently bites down. “God you’re so fucking sexy I’m going to destroy this pussy” Vinnie says while he makes his way down to take my pants off. I spread my legs for him while he stands admiring the view of my silky panties. He presses his thumb down hard to my clit making me gasp, swirling my hips around. He lays a hard smack on my inner thigh “stop fucking moving” then my underwear are being ripped off me. He takes his fingers and rubs them between my folds. “Wettest pussy I’ve ever seen” he says smacking it lightly making me jump. He puts a finger in me teasingly. “More Vin please.” “More what?” He’s being such a tease. “More f-fingers... in.. me come on Vinnie please.” He then puts a second finger in pumping hard while wrapping his other hand around my throat. My moans fall out of my mouth uncontrollably until I am shut up by a sloppy kiss. He takes his fingers out of me bringing them to my lips. “Suck,” he demands. I quickly suck all of my juices off his long fingers. He removes his other hand from my neck leaving a small slap on my cheek. He gets up removing his shirt. I watch in awe at how beautiful he is. He just smiles at me, spreading my legs open lowering his face down to my throbbing pussy. He spreads open my folds and licks straight up to my clit leaving small kisses all around. “Oh my god Vin come on,” his mouth attacks my core. Sucking and licking all around and I can’t contain my moans. He feels so good. “V you’re going to make me cum just from your mouth like this.” He only goes faster “IM CUMMING IM CUMMING IM CUMMING,” I scream and shake, but he doesn’t slow down even a little bit. I’m a shaky mess when he pulls away spitting on my pussy giving it a few more laps.

He gets up once more to take his pants off, his dick bouncing up to his lower stomach. My eyes widen at the sight. He takes his bottom lip between his teeth, “Any other day I’d fuck that little throat, but I can’t keep that sweet pussy waiting hmm?” He goes to get a condom. “No, please fuck me right now Vin I’m on the pill,” I say. Without objection he rubs his cock over my pussy giving it a few taps before slipping his tip inside me. We both let out a moan at the feeling. He slips in slowly until he can’t go in anymore, pulls out, and does it again, making butterflies erupt within me. “That tight pussy wraps around me so good,” he starts moving slightly faster. “Come on Vinnie harder, faster I can take it,” he shakes his head “fucking whore,” he puts my legs up on his shoulders and drills into me. I’m a moaning mess. “God you take my dick so fucking good, your pussy just sucks me in slut,” he says through gritted teeth. He grabs my hand placing it on my lower stomach pushing down slightly, “feel my cock in your tummy sweetheart? So deep in you fuck.” “Shit Vin I’m going to cum again,” I clench around him coming undone once again. He stops moving letting me finish myself on him. He pulls out and flips me over leaving hard smacks to my ass. He rubs his thumb over my asshole. “I bet that ass is so tight, might need to try it sometime too.” He chuckles, slamming his dick back into my pussy harder than ever without warning making me scream out. “Fuck Vinnie holy fuck your cock is so good.” “Yeah? Cum for me one more time dirty slut I want to feel it.” My eyes are rolling to the back of my head I can hardly take anymore. “I’M GOING TO CUM SO FUCKING HARD FOR YOU V.” A wave of pleasure washes over me and I can feel myself cumming hard all over the bed. “Holy shit get on your knees for me.” My legs are so weak I fall to the floor grabbing on to Vinnie’s hips for some kind of leverage. “Oh shit,” he grunts and throws his head back without warning cumming all over my face. I lick the tip of his dick clean and use my fingers to lick up the rest off my face, looking up at him gingerly.

He gets me a wet cloth to clean up a bit, we stare down at the mess I made on his bed. “I am so sorry about that,” I say feeling embarrassed. His arms wrap around my waist giving my ass a squeeze, “don’t be sorry angel, it won’t be the last time,” he murmurs kissing me. “Let’s get cleaned up and watch a movie downstairs while the sheets are in the wash huh?” “Sounds good Vin,” I put on my shirt and bend down to pick up my underwear, but he quickly beats me to it putting them in the nightstand next to his bed. “I’ll meet you downstairs, don’t you dare wear any panties,” he whispers in my ear before pushing me out the door leaving a small smack to my ass. What a lovely Valentine’s Day.

#vinnie hacker #vinnie hacker smut

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realactualfancontent · 4 years

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Caring Lover!Yog Sothoth x Blushy Schoolgirl!Lavinia - By Anon

Yes, we’ve got another weird HPL mythos fic. Have some soft Vinny and Yog for all your Vinny/Yog Needs.

I reformatted the dialogue a bit.

Lavinia sighed like a sad anime schoolgirl. "When will my beloved husband be summoned so we can finally go on a romantic date like I've dreamed of for like 50 years?" She mourned, her eyes glistening with tears. She had been pining for sexy orbeez dilf for her entire life! It just wasn't fair that he'd only given her one night of passion before leaving her to raise two annoying twins! At least he paid child support though, unlike that bitch Nyarlathotep.

Then all of a sudden Lavinia heard a weird reverberating voice!

"Did you miss me, baby?" Lavinia turned around and gasped. She couldn't believe it! It was her sexy orbeez husband right behind her.

"YOGGY!" Lavinia leaped into his arms- er, tentacles I guess and cried with joy.

"I can't believe my bratty children were finally able to summon you after all!"

"I traveled through space and time just to see you, my love. Did you really think I'd leave you alone?" Yog whispered, making Lavinia blush.

"Oh, Yoggy..." Lavinia blushed harder. "D-do you really mean that?" Yog kissed her tenderly under the moonlight with one of his 100 weird mouths.

"Of course I do, baby. Now let's go on that date I promised 15 years ago." The two of them watched a movie, had dinner, took a walk in the park, and took cutesy pictures in a photo booth, all while the world around them was being destroyed, but they didn't care because they were SOOO in love. Aurora Borealis or whatever was playing in the background.

"Oh, Yoggy, this has been the best day of my extremely depressing life!" Lavinia sighed dreamily. Her and her orbeez man were eating ice cream cones at the top of Sentinel Hill watching everyone else be murdered and eaten and tortured.

"I think so too." Yog whispered tenderly as he picked Lavinia up bridal-style with his tentacles. "Now let's go make more bratty goat children, baby." He suggested. Lavinia giggled like an anime girl, eager to finally get some once again after like 15 years.

Yog and Lavinia went to the barn and made sweet tender love for 402 hours.

"EWW ma!!" Wilbur said.

"We can hear you you know!" Lavinia blushed in embarrassment but then Yog took her hand.

"Let's get married for real, baby." Lavinia gasped.

"But wouldn't your goat wife be jealous?"

"No, Shub is getting married to Yhoundeth now, her husband ran off with a feral old lady like I'm about to. Nyar-Nyar has good taste." Yog winked at Lavinia but she couldn't tell it was a wink since he has 100 eyes.

"Lavinia, what I'm trying to say is... I'm in love with you! I don't care if our love is forbidden, from the moment I saw you running around naked on the hills I knew you were the feral monsterfucker for me! Please, make me the happiest outer God in the galaxy and marry me!" Yog pulled out a ring that was a color unknown to humankind. Lavinia gasped

"B-but wouldn't you like me better if I was a sexy redhead?"

"No, baby. I love you the way you are, you feral albino babe!" Yog replied passionately.

"Oh, Yoggy! Of COURSE I'll marry you! I've been dreaming of this moment my entire LIFE! You've made me the happiest monsterfucker in the world!" Lavinia cried, and her an her orbeez fiance made out for 4.2 hours. They had a romantic marriage on Sentinel Hill, Wilbur was the reluctant ring bearer and his twin was the flower girl. Cthulhu was the best man but he kept talking shit about the bride and kink shaming Yog for marrying a human. Yog didn't care what anyone thought because he was SO in love!

Yog and Lavinia went on a honeymoon in the place beyond space and time and made sweet love for 402 hours and Lavinia bore many more bratty goat children. All of the eldritch gods talked shit about Yog and his new wife but neither of them cared. They both loved each other far too much to care about what anyone, human or god, thought. Neither of them even cared that the world had been destroyed, they just wanted to be with each other. They cuddled and made sweet love for all of eternity. The end.

#yog-sothoth #lavinia whateley #wilbur whateley #The dunwich horror #H.P. Lovecraft #fanfic #Submission #Anonymous #Jokefic

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glasyasbutch · 4 years

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Based on this post.

im gonna do what rebekah did and discuss the potential of oc /oc ships. However i have 10 of them on this blog and i will not be doing this 45 times so im limiting myself to active ocs only, which puts me at 16, which is still a lot but this blog is for me and im a slut for my own characters. (I tried to do it in the tags but tumblr cut me off cause its lesbophobic.) lets get crackin.

gildy/anyone: no. thats grandma. now this isn't to say that i won't ship gildy with anyone; i have before and will again; but it's got to be someone her own age which no other oc is close to (rip to that one npc who made magic ceramics in her first campaign that i was tryna date before the campaign fell apart) Verdict: No Cradle Robbing

craving/tov: oh GOD it would go so bad . they both hate themselves so much and manifest it as a brusque aggressiveness they'd fucking attack each other within hours. even a one night stand might be pushing the limits of their patience. Verdict: Do Not Recommend

craving/ezra: i would LOVE to watch these two sit down and talk about philosophy; because they have genuinely the exact opposite takes on life. they both got dunked on and had someone important taken from them at a young age and craving said FUCK IT im gonna be mean since the world hates me and ezra said FUCK IT im gonna be nice and hope the world loves me back eventually. and it would be so fucking interesting to see them try and convince the other why they're right. however. should not date. Verdict: Bad Romantic Material

craving/nissy: this would go literally the exact same way as nissy and zier. like the ExACT same way. they'd find each other attractive at first; make it a few weeks or something; the sexiness would wear off and they'd find each other insufferable but Not want to break up because they're stubborn and also getting something out of dating the other one. (craving likes that nissy's rich and also his cool shadow guy; nissy likes that craving's all about 'fuck the system' and also maybe a teensy little bit is into the idea of getting a glasya pact too). if they were to meet nakoria in this universe they also would both fuck her and then not tell the other about it. Verdict: Hilarious But Unsustainable.

craving/ebbie: i literally can't even conceptualize this. i c. i can't. i think ebbie would be genuinely terrified of craving. Verdict: No.

craving/roona: Ohhhhhhhh YES baby. mischief squad in the fucking HOUSE. they would get along absolutely fantastically i think. No impulse control, so many crimes! neither of them would really be ones to try and make it work long term but they'd have a fucking AMAZING couple months together and part on good terms. Plus craving has a thing for short girls Verdict: Good Short Term Ship.

tov/ezra: other people would ship them because they have such similar vibes. but i dont think either of them necessarily would want to date for exactly that reason. now you might say but didnt tov fall in love with savra because they have similar backstories? yes BUT they're at very different points in their recovery. ezra and tov are too close. come back to it once both their campaigns are over and they might make a very sweet couple. Verdict: Slow Burn 250k Words

tov/nissy: i feel like tov would take one look at nissy and kind of just. leave. nissy would be into tov tho. he likes the rugged bad boy vibes. he'd think he was mysterious and handsome. and we know he seems to have a thing for sorcerers. Verdict: One Sided Crush

tov/ebbie: they'd get along Really well but it'd be more of a mentor/mentee dynamic. they both like to build things and want to find simple softness in the world but don't trust that they can have it. ebbie has a much more excited and babbly demeanor bc he's a Loud Anxious and tov is much more laid back and calmer because he’s a Quiet Anxious. tov would see him as a kid that’s probably gonna turn out ok, but i dont know if he’d really be able to tell that ebbie’s got some fucked up in there. ebbie would be way better at seeing through tov’s walls, and would follow him around almost like a lost dog bc tov like. Actually Gets Him and he wants to learn as much as he can and you know what if there’s a baby crush there, there’s a baby crush there. Verdict: I Hate To Say It But This One’s A Notice Me Senpai

tov/roona: roona would call tov a narc within 30 seconds of meeting him and any Possible feelings on his end would die instantly. Roona would be far more into teasing him than into him. It’d be a cute dynamic where they act like they can’t stand each other and insist that they’re not even friends but like when it comes down to it, they have a fairly good time together and will defend each other against anyone else trying to fuck with them. Bonus Points for them both being super gullible. Verdict: Only I Get To Be Mean To Them

ezra/nissy: on paper, they’re both like trying to be heroic good guys and struggling a little bit, so they should get along. But like in practice. Oh my god. they couldn’t fucking STAND each other but they’d have to because they’re trying to do the same things more or less and like, Ezra is trying SO HARD to find selflessness in Nissy and Nissy is trying SO HARD to make Ezra care literally At All about himself, and anyone who interacts with them trying to adventure is kinda just like uh ...... you know i’ll just wait while you two work this out. Verdict: Buddy Cop Dynamic

ezra/ebbie: i really don’t have strong feelings about this one like, i think they’d get along fine. they’re both just kinda dudes trying to do good and they’d vibe with each other but they’re not quite as similar as ebbie and tov to have any kind of strong dynamic. it’s like when two bus drivers wave at each other while passing in the street and its like YAHOO for one second and then they’ve passed each other. Verdict: If You’re Into Bland Ships To Self Project On

ezra/roona: very good friendship dynamic here. ezra knows that there’s good in roona and is content to wait with her while it worms its way out, and roona is glad to have someone to check her and occasionally get talked into doing some stupid shit. ezra gets a new baby sister, roona gets a second vinny. Verdict: It’s Familiar But Not Too Familiar

nissy/ebbie: ajskdfjsdjfisdjfsakfdjfdsakljfisaodf sadfkdsajfasdjfasfsdfjsiof hsadfjsdfsahfsdfjsdoifhsdf Verdict: Hhsdfkjasdhiuf

ebbie/roona: so. ebbie has had to deal with an unstable 11 year old before, and keep her out of trouble, and roona has had a vinny to pull her out of bad situations before, so they like. Half understand the dynamic between them. Ebbie’s too much of a pushover though, or Roona’s too little of one, and so instead of like being a voice of reason that actually stops the bad ideas ebbie’s more just getting dragged into situation after situation that he is NOT comfortable and having to smooth everything over when all’s said and done. and like, they still enjoy each other’s company when they’re not in deep shit. they both lean pretty heavily towards same gender rather than not, so like they probably wouldn’t be into each other, but there’s a slight chance. Verdict: Disney Channel Original Movie Protagonist + Scared Best Friend Dynamic

nissy/roona: you’d think it’d go badly, and by all accounts it should, but it doesn’t. nissy loves how spontaneous and wild roona is and loves the freer side of him that it brings out, and roona likes nissy’s careful intelligence that can be equally well applied to proper societal actions and also stupid pranks. low wis gang gets each other’s impulsiveness and doesn’t judge when things go wrong, but they’re always by each other’s sides to help get the other out of a pickle. they both stick out like sore thumbs in a crowd and don’t mind bouncing around from place to place because home isn’t really somewhere they want to head back to, but it’s alright, because they have consistency in each other. god fucking damn it i’m actually into this. Verdict: Bastards In Love

#craving #tov #gildy #ezra #nissy #ebbie #roona #long post

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ladyshandioftheendless · 4 years

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Oh my god a Mr and Mrs Smith AU for Gene/Vinnie would be HILARIOUS! Do that!

This is TERRIBLE for me to admit. I have never watched this movie. D: But I think I know the plot well enough to write something half way decent!

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Gene never thought his marriage would end this way.

Here he was, standing in his destroyed house with his beloved husband pointing guns at each other, both of them discovering only a short time ago that they were both assassins going after the same target. Then after they both failed, their employers wanted them to kill each other. This was hurting them more than either of them wanted to admit. “Were you ever going to tell me?” Vinnie sighed. “I..suppose I convinced myself that I’d never need to. What about you?”

“The thought’s mutual.”

“What should we do now, Genie?”

“I don’t know about you but I’m not too keen on losing my job. It’s the most exciting one I’ve ever had.”

“It has been exciting..I can’t disagree.”

“But I don’t wanna do this. I know we haven’t had the best marriage lately..but I still love you.”

“I love you too.”

“Also I have to admit..seeing you on the job was fucking sexy as hell~”

“Same with you~ Are you as turned on as I am~?”

“Absolutely~”

They both dropped their guns and threw their arms around each other. The kisses they shared hadn’t been so passionate in years.

“Mmm..Genie..what about..?”

“We’ll figure all that shit out later. Right now..I just want your pretty legs around my neck again~”

#I had to look it up on wikipedia #but I hope you like it!#au prompts #~DemonAnkh~#misslivvie

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valentines-in-london · 5 years

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I Need Fire (Part 2)

Gif by @robwiethoff

Previous chapters: Chapter 1

Next Chapter: Chapter 3

Summary: Rayne moved to LA a few years ago and has never really fit in. While most of the Sunset Strip girls were movie star beautiful, with thin builds and blonde, Rayne stood at 5′10 in flats, had curves that no diet would make disappear and had big red curly hair. The only person that ever made her feel normal was her best friend and room mate Jo. In this chapter Jo tries to play matchmaker…

Authors Note: Hey there, thank you all for coming back for chapter 2! Spread the word tell your friends, as always my asks are open for suggestions, reviews, what you like, what you don’t, etc, etc<3</p>

Word Count: 3,297

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Chapter 2

It was a hot weekend in Los Angeles, today alone was going to hit 88° according to the local news. So what were two girls to do? Of course, lounge by the pool and catch some sun! The apartment complex that Rayne and Jo lived in had a giant pool that no one ever seemed to take advantage of, it was always a ghost town.

Rayne brought her boom box to the pool with a stack of cassettes. First she put in On Through The Night by Def Leppard and pressed play. “I know you’re gonna say I listen to this too much but the guy at the record store knocked it out of the park with this suggestion! This band is gonna be big.”

“I mean you certainly have had much worse phases.” Jo giggled from her lounge chair as Rayne took off her baggy t-shirt. “Oh Rayne if I looked like you I would wear a bikini!” Jo complained upon seeing Rayne in an emerald green one piece.

“You’re crazy! I love my curves but no one wants to see me in a bikini.” Rayne scoffed while laying back in the reclining chair sliding sunglasses over her eyes.

“Oh I can think of one person who wouldn’t mind seeing you in less than that.” Jo teased taking a drink of her iced tea.

“Huh?” Rayne asked propping herself up on her elbow. "Who?“

“Well I saw Vince the other night and he told me that his drummer has been talking non stop about some bombshell red head he met the other night at the apartment. He described you to Vince and then said you left with some blonde who was there for Vince. Vinny later put two and two together that you must be my friend.

"Oh God!” Rayne put a hand on her forehead in exasperation. “Of course he’s your fuck buddies friend.”

“You know Tommy is pretty sexy.” Jo pushed the issue.

“Jo he ate a girl out in the middle of a room full of people. I’m pretty sure her cum is on the walls.” Rayne slid her sunglasses down the bridge of her nose.

“Well at least you know he’s good at it!” Jo laughed before shoving Rayne’s shoulder. "Oh come on, you deserve to have a little bit of fun!“

Rayne thought about it, maybe she did deserve to have some fun. But was someone like Tommy worth the trouble he would undoubtedly bring with him? "I don’t know Jo, I don’t think dating a musician is worth it. They tend to be like leeches. Remember when Danielle dated that dude from Ratt and found out he was just using her for groceries?”

“I think this band is a little bit different Ray, they sell out every show they play on the Strip. They’re making money. Vince says he thinks they’ll get signed soon, they have a label executive trying to convince the label to sign them. And besides, who says you have to date, just fuck him and leave him.”

“If they’re making money why does their apartment look like a bomb went off in it? God I can’t believe you fucked Vince in there!” Rayne laughed, not even wanting to justify the second part of her friends statement.

“Oh my god it’s awful in there isn’t it?” Jo agreed clenching her hands into fists in front of her. "I think I saw a cockroach crawling on the floor when Vince had me bent over the bed. But at that point I didn’t care.“

Rayne gave a loud sound of disgust and threw the sunscreen at her friend. “Ew! That’s so fucked.”

Rayne adored moments like this with Jo, where they could just get down to straight up girl talk. Back home she never had friends that she could talk honestly with, most of her girl friends said that she had no tact and was more like a guy in that way. Rayne would never forget the first time she ever met Jo after answering a want ad in Recycler magazine for a room mate. When Rayne entered her hopeful future apartment she was greeted by a disheveled looking Jo, her blonde hair a mess, partially up in a pony tail and an off the shoulder loose fitting top. Within two minutes of them talking Rayne watched as a guy walked out stark naked, her jaw dropped when he asked if Jo had a pair of pants he could borrow. The blond smiled at Rayne with a megawatt smile, “I thought he was going to be gone by the time you got here, but I think I wore him out.” As strange as it sounds Rayne knew in that moment she had met a kindred spirit, even if Jo made Rayne look like a prude most of the time.

The two girls sat by the pool for a few hours gossiping about new bands on the strip, new girls on the strip and every now and then going into the water to cool off. That night they were going to the Roxy. No bands were playing that they were particularly interested in but the Roxy played the best music when no bands were on and the girls were friends with the DJ who would be spinning there. Little did Rayne know that Jo had told Vince they were planning on going. If Vince was going that undoubtedly meant that the rest of the band would be there. Jo joked with Rayne that she needed to get laid, and it was all in good fun, but she truly didn’t want the white collar world to suck the fun out of her best friend. Maybe a bad boy would be just what the doctor ordered.

Later that night the girls entered the Roxy and music already blasted out of the speakers, specifically "Fashion” by David Bowie. Jo shouted in Rayne’s ear, “I’m gonna go find Robbie.”

Rayne nodded her head making her way over to the bar to grab drinks. She smiled when she saw that her favorite bartender David was behind the bar. “My love!”

“Hi David.” Rayne smiled hopping onto the bar giving her friend a big hug. "I keep missing you! We don’t come to the Roxy as much because you guys haven’t been doing live music as much.“

"That’s all going to change soon babe.” David said happily. David had been working at the Roxy since Rayne moved to LA he was a typical bartender in that he was charming and worked for his tips, he also made a damn good drink. "What can I get you?“

"I’ll just have a Cardu neat. Jo is saying hi to Robbie, but let’s get her a vodka cranberry.”

“You got it sweets.” David winked. After a few short moments he pushed two glasses across the bar.

Rayne slid a twenty dollar bill back at him telling him to keep it. "David, would you mind keeping an eye on our bags behind the bar tonight?“

"Always.” David reached his hand out to grab onto Rayne’s leather purse. "Save me a dance tonight.“

"Oh I don’t know about that.” Rayne smiled and winked. Rayne crossed the club floor weaving in and out of people to find a decent spot. She and Jo had become strip rats so to speak, they went out basically every single night, mostly for live music but in that time they had made a little family of friends. You go out to the same places enough you start to see familiar faces, and you either get along or start to mark your territory against those you didn’t like. Working her way through the mass of people she spotted Jo coming down from the DJ booth through the crowd of people towards her as Metal Guru by T. Rex started to play. "David will take your bag for the night, and here’s your drink. Drop your purse and come out and dance with me!“

Metal Guru could it be you’re gonna bring my baby to me She’ll be wild you know a rock and roll child, oh yeah Metal Guru has it been, just like a silver-studded sabre-tooth dream I'II be clean you know pollution machine, oh yeah

The two friends danced to the music singing with each other as they danced. Swaying her hips to the music, Rayne lost herself in the music she absolutely loved. T. Rex and Marc Bolan, even if in real life she would have towered over him, were huge influences on her music taste. T. Rex wasn’t changing the word but they did change hers. When Marc Bolan died Rayne vowed she would get to the UK one day and pay her respects in some way.

Metal Guru is it you, yeah, yeah, yeah!

The girls sang the lyrics to each other as the song faded into All The World Is A Stage by Slade.

"I thought that was you.” Rayne heard a male voice from behind them. Spinning on her tiger print heel her stomach flipped when she saw Vince, Tommy and two others with them. One being the guy who lit himself on fire the other night and the other Rayne hadn’t seen before, he was slightly shorter had long black hair and was wearing aviators, even though we were already in a dark club. Tommy’s eyes were locked on Rayne causing her stomach to do flips.

“Babe!” Jo shouted jumping onto Vince wrapping her legs around his waist. The two kissed and Jo mouthed I’ll be right back to Rayne, leaving her alone with the other members of Vince’s band. Thanks for being my wingman Jo, Rayne thought to herself.

“You like T Rex?” The fire guy asked.

“I love them, they’re one of the greats. Too bad I never got to see them live.” Rayne smiled genuinely at him. "What’s your name?“

"I’m Nikki.” He tilted his head upwards in greeting. Rayne looked down at the shorter man with longer hair.

“And who’s Mr. Way Cool?” Rayne said jokingly to the man wearing aviators.

“Mick.” He said, short and to the point. "The sunglasses usually make people fuck off.“

"Have you found that works?” He simply nodded, Rayne smiled approvingly. "Well if that’s the case I might have to start wearing sunglasses when I go out. Not that many people take notice when I’m out with Jo.“

"They should take notice.” Tommy quickly interjected over the music, his dark eyes hadn’t left Rayne since she had turned around upon hearing Vince’s voice. She saw Nikki roll his eyes and she was sure Mick did behind his sunglasses.

“I need vodka.” Mick said.

“I need a bump.” Nikki quickly said after. Both of them heading in opposite directions leaving her alone with Tommy. Fuck, everyone’s leaving me!

“You have to tell me your name. It’s driving me crazy.” Tommy spoke his eyes begging like a puppy dog.

“Why should I tell you?” If she was being honest with herself, Rayne kind of enjoyed this game of cat and mouse the two were playing. Rayne wasn’t used to being chased, in fact since moving to LA she had gone on three dates, just three! None of those resulted in anything longer than a few weeks and a few free meals. For the life of her though she really couldn’t figure out why this good looking drummer was showing any interest in her.

“Because you’re fucking beautiful. You’re a knockout. A ten!” Tommy said enthusiastically. He certainly had a magnetic energy about him. His dark hair was fluffed and teased but still maintained its shine. He was in his leather pants again but this time wore a top with holes cut all through it. He looked like he was ready to go on stage in this outfit, the other night he seemed more casual, even with the leather pants.

“Look, I appreciate that I really do. But I am not the kind of girl you want.” Rayne said politely, pulling out a cigarette, offering one to Tommy which he happily took.

“Why not?” Tommy questioned pulling a lighter out igniting a flame for Rayne to use. Rayne put the cigarette between her lips and leaned into the flame the end lighting up like a cherry.

“I’m not my best friend Jo.” She exhaled gesturing to the ladies room where her friend had gone off with Vince. "I’m not going to fuck you in the bathroom of a club.“

Tommy flashed a smile before exhaling a stream of smoke, "Oh just give me some time.” As soon as the words left his mouth he closed his eyes and made a face. "I can’t fucking believe I just said that.“

Rayne chuckled while reaching up and wrapping both her hands around Tommy’s neck, her fingers lazily playing with his hair. "Don’t worry about it Tommy boy. I’m sure you and the fire hydrant will be happy.”

Tommy had a confused look on his face before it clicked, she was talking about Bullwinkle. "No she’s not my…”

Rayne pulled one hand away from his neck taking a deep inhale of nicotine, “Yeah, yeah I know. She’s not your girlfriend. That’s just the point I’m not that girl. And you guys in bands enjoy being with those girls.”

“Oh so you think you know what we all want?” Tommy narrowed his eyes.

“I’ve been around enough of you to know it is what you want. That or I’m a bet between you and your buddies, which has also happened to me before. Good looking guys don’t go after the big girl. They go after girls like Jo.” Tommy’s eyebrows shot up.

“So you think I’m good looking then?” He smiled wide resulting in Rayne playfully shoving his shoulder. He’s a beautiful idiot, Rayne thought to herself.

“Oh fuck you.” She laughed, pushing his shoulder slightly. Rayne had to give it to him he was charming. His eyes were chocolate brown and strangely kind, if she didn’t know better Rayne would have thought he was being genuine with her.

“Come on! Have a drink with me?” Tommy motioned over to the bar. Her heart wanted to, badly. Her mind on the other hand…

“You never give up do you?”

Tommy leaned in close, so close that Rayne could feel his hot breath against her ear. "Not when I see something I want.“ His response was simple and resulted in an electric shiver to coarse down Rayne’s spine. Tommy reached down to take her hand in his and Rayne thought the two would catch on fire from the sparks she could feel between them. She’d never experienced anything like this before.

Just when Rayne was about to open her mouth and say something, she was almost tackled to the ground by an excited Jo. "It’s our song!!!”

Jo’s approach had snapped Rayne out of her Tommy fog and she realized Stay With Me by The Faces was blasting through the speakers of the club. "Let’s dance!“ Jo led Rayne away from Tommy to a clear spot on the floor.

Red lips hair and fingernails I hear your a mean old Jezebel Let’s go up stairs and read my tarot cards, c'mon

“That’s you girl!” Jo smiled at her best friend pointing to her hair. "I bet Tommy wouldn’t mind going upstairs and pulling on that hair.“

"Shut it you perv.” Rayne laughed while continuing to dance. She occasionally stole a glance over to Tommy and Vince who were watching the two girls intently. She knew she’d regret it later but she definitely danced a little more seductively knowing Tommy was watching her.

Hours flew by music, smoke, drinks and swirling lights surrounded everyone in the club. It was so easy to lose yourself along to the music, it was intoxicating. Surprisingly Tommy left Rayne alone for the rest of the night, in every way at least except his eyes. He couldn’t take them off of her. The way she moved, her smile, the way she’d get excited when a song she liked came on, and that mass of curly hair swaying back and forth. Her hair was a shade of red that resembled fire, a mix of copper and wine that Tommy just wanted to run his fingers though and pull on.

“Tommy if you keep staring at her you’re gonna burn a hole in her ass.” Nikki said sitting down next to Tommy at the bar pouring out a line of coke.

“It’s great to look at though dude. I’d like to do more than look at it though.” Tommy smiled at his best friend as Nikki dipped his head down snorting up the dust. "I’m just drawn to her. I don’t know why, I’ve never felt this way before.“

Nikki sat up and rolled his eyes at the statement, "Really Tommy?”

“Dude! I’m fuckin serious! I’m getting a fuckin boner just from watching her dance, that hasn’t happened to me since I first started getting boners.”

“She hasn’t given you the time of day, forget about her and take a look at the sweet thing over there who’s practically drooling at the sight of you. She’ll definitely relieve the blue balls induced by red over there.” Nikki spoke gesturing toward a blonde girl at the end of the bar. She wore a hot pink string bikini top and pursed her lips when she saw Tommy look at her. "I think we could have a threesome on our hands man.“

"Or a two-some, just you and her.” Tommy laughed clapping his hand on Nikki’s shoulder before his eyes went to his beautiful red head on the dance floor. He turned back to Nikki and simply said, "She doesn’t even compare.“

"Well, T-Bone turning down pussy. I think you should see a doctor man.” Nikki smiled before getting up and approaching the blonde. Tommy stared down at his drink until he heard a voice from heaven next to him.

“Hey David, we’re heading out for the night can you grab our bags?” Rayne spoke from beside him. The bar was packed so he could feel her pressed against him as she leaned over the bar.

“You’re just cruel you know that?” Tommy said shaking his head in disapproval looking up at her from his seated position.

“Am I?” Rayne asked flirtatiously leaning into him, he could tell she’d had a few drinks.

Tommy spun on the stool fully facing her, taking a risk and resting his hands on her hips. "Let me take you on a date. Come on.“

Rayne’s green eyes drifted to the ceiling in thought. "Tell you what rockstar, if you can find me this week before your next show that I’m sure I’ll be dragged to by my best friend. I’ll go on a date with you.”

“You promise?” Tommy smiled up at her leaning in to try for a kiss, his hands sliding down to her ass.

“Oh no you don’t. I’m drunk but I’m not that drunk.” Rayne grinned grabbing Tommy’s hands and putting them in his lap. He looked like a kid that was just told he couldn’t have cookies before dinner.

“Come and find me.” Rayne huskily said leaning in and kissing Tommy on the cheek, leaving a stain of red lipstick behind. When she pulled back she broke eye contact. “Thanks David, see you later.”

And with that she was gone in a sea of people. Tommy turned to the bartender that had handed her bag to his red haired beauty, gesturing for him to come over. "David,“ he called him by the name she had used, "let’s talk you and I.”

Tommy punctuated his statement by pulling out a $50 slamming it on the bar.

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Song Inspiration for this chapter: Def Leppard-Rock Brigade T. Rex-Metal Guru Slade-All The World Is A Stage The Faces-Stay With Me

#the dirt #the dirt fanfic #motley crue #tommy lee #mick mars #nikki sixx #vince neil #motley crue imagine #i need fire

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More Than You Know Chapter 2

PERSPHONE’S POV

We parked and got into the elevator. It was a twenty minute drive to the hotel, but we had stopped for food before hand so it was pretty late now. “Hey! Lets go swimming!” Rose said. As we walked down the hall to our room I was trying to figure out which swimsuit I wanted to wear. I dug through my bag and found the black and purple bikini I was looking for. It was very sexy, it looked like lingerie almost with the bits of lace on it. I was in the mood to feel good about myself. I hadn’t thought about a single bad thing all day and I wasn’t about to start now. We quickly changed and walked down to the elevator. “I love the detail in yours!” I said to rose who had an almost matching set, but red with slightly different lace. Just as the doors were about to close we heard a voice say, “Hey can you hold that?” We stopped the door from closing and as it opened I tried not to gawk. It was Chris, Ryan and Vinny. All wearing swim trunks. They grinned as they recognized us and Ryan whispered something to Chris, which made Chris shoot him a glare. They stepped into the elevator and hit the button for the main floor. Rose grinned at me then quickly turned to them, “Y’all are going swimming too?” she said smoothly. They nodded and Vinny and Ryan quickly struck a conversation with her. Chris and I stood near each other and I tried to think of something to say. Vinny elbowed Chris, who almost fell into me. “Aw, Chris, was it your turn to fall?” he said with a smile. Chris rolled his eyes and turned to me, “Sorry, they do this all the time.” I just smiled and said it was okay.

The doors opened and Ryan looked over his shoulder at us, “Last one in pays for dinner!” We all raced to the pool and laughed when Vinny slid and fell on his ass. Ryan jumped in first, Rose right behind. Chris and I stood there laughing. I stopped and pointed behind Chris, “Oh my God!” I cried. He turned around quickly and I jumped in the pool, leaving him the last one to jump in. He turned around and crossed his arms, playfully glaring at me, “That was cheating!” I giggled and said, “Hey Ryan didn’t say we couldn’t.” Ryan shrugged and took Rose’s hand, gently pulling her towards the deep end of the pool towards Vinny. It was becoming almost too weird that they kept leaving me and Chris to talk. I wasn’t going to complain though. I just hoped I didn’t make a fool of myself.

Chris pushed his wet hair out of his face that was now makeup free. God, I could get lost in those eyes forever… He smiled somewhat nervously and said, “So what are you guys doing after this?” “Heading back home tomorrow morning. It’s going to be a bit of a drive,” I said. He nodded, “Good call with the hotel then. Especially since our show ran late with the extra songs.” Chris ran a hand through his hair and looked over to where everyone else was. “Where’s Justin?” I asked, “He passed out almost right after we got back,” he chuckled. I nodded and bit my lip nervously.

It's not every day you can say you got to meet your idol, have him catch you and then go swimming with him.

The hotel was like a ghost town and we were the only ones in the pool area. Ryan splashed water at Rose who shrieked and splashed him back, laughing. Chris and I swam over and we decided to play a game. “Marco!” Vinny yelled, eyes shut and arms stretched out in front of him, trying to find us. “Polo!” we said quietly. I tried to quickly sneak away to the shallow end but bumped into Ryan who grinned and playfully shoved me right into Vinny. I groaned, “That’s cheating!” “No rules,” Chris smiled. I rolled my eyes at him before shutting them. I could hear Chris to my left and swam towards him. I reached out and felt somebodies smooth chest. I opened my eyes and it was Chris. He smiled down at me and whispered, “I suppose I’m it now?” My heart started to beat loudly. He reached out and touched my hand that was still on his chest. I pulled it back quickly, embarrassed for touching him for so long. He grinned and tackled me, “This counts right?” he yelled. I giggled and held on to him so that I wouldn’t go underwater. I could feel the muscles in Chris’ arms and I never wanted to let go. My legs were wrapped around him as he held me up. He carefully let me go so that I wouldn’t drop into the water. Looking down at me he smiled. This had to be the best dream I ever had. Any minute now I’d wake up in my hotel bed and have to leave. But the feeling of Chris grabbing my hand to led me to the others proved I was very much awake. I had to be the luckiest person alive.

After about an hour, we all got out of the pool and dried off. Chris walked to the bathroom with Ryan and Vinny stayed with Rose and I. “You guys are some of the coolest people we’ve met. Would it be weird if we got your numbers?” he asked. I was screaming inside and hoping that he couldn’t tell. I did not want to come off as some crazed fan. “Yeah that’d be awesome,” I said, trying to hide the shakiness of my voice. Vinny put his number in both of our phones and we put ours in his. Ryan and Chris came out and Vinny waved his phone, “I got their numbers. I figured next time we’re around we could try and hangout.” They grinned and we shared the elevator up to our floor. As soon as I shut the door to our room Rose grabbed my shoulders. “This was single handedly the best decision of our lives to come here! Oh my God this is crazy! They have our phone numbers!” she gushed. We flopped onto our beds in exhaustion and happiness.

The next morning, I woke up to Rose screaming happily. I quickly sat up and said, “What’s going on?” She showed me the text on her phone from Ryan. “HE SAID I’M CUTE BITCH!” She held her phone to her chest and closed her eyes grinning ear to ear. My phone went off and I could hear Chris’ voice. My heart stopped as I read the text.

Hey Persephone, it’s Chris. I hope it’s okay that I got your number from Vin. Have a safe drive back home!

“ROSE, I AM GOING TO LOSE IT,” I shouted. I threw my phone at her and she giggled, “We are the luckiest girls ever.”

I quickly text him back and thanked him, wishing him a safe drive to the next city. Putting my phone in the pocket of my pajama shorts, I stood up and began to pack with a smile on my face. We played music all morning while we packed and loaded Rose’s car. It was my turn to drive on the way back so I hopped into the drivers seat and put on Melanie Martinez. We sang along as Rose text Ryan happily.

Half way back with only an hour to go, Rose said, “Girl guess the fuck what!” “What?” I questioned, turning to look at her for a moment. “Ryan just said, ‘Chris thinks Persephone would think it’s weird to hang out when we’re off tour. Would she?’” She smiled at me as she quickly text him back reading it aloud, “No she wouldn’t, in fact she wants to have se-” “ROSE!” She rolled her eyes, “She’s driving right now, but said it wouldn’t be weird.” She hit send and turned towards me with a sassy look on her face, “Better?” I nodded. “Just trying to get you your goth daddy,” she shrugged. I about choked on my water and laughed. “Whatever, he wants to be friends and that is literally the best thing in the world. I could’ve never imagined this happening, like this only happens in those dumb stories I used to write in high school,” I said.

When we arrived at Josh’s house, we brought my suitcase in and all decided to hang out and have a game night.

We pulled two tvs out to the living room and all hopped on our playstations to play different games. I had choose Skyrim to play and sat down in the middle of Rose and Josh who were playing Grand theft Auto and Kingdom Hearts. Just as I left Belathor’s shop, my phone rang. Josh grabbed my phone and said, “Who is Chris?” I grabbed my phone back from him and said, “No one!” I quickly answered before it sent him to voicemail. “Hey,” I said with a smile, though he couldn’t see it. “Hey, we just got back from tonight’s show it was awesome! What are you up to?” he asked. “She’s hoarding cheese like that meme!” Rose yelled. I blushed and shoved her, “Shut up!” I hissed. She grinned and Chris said, “Hoarding cheese? What?” he chuckled. “You know that meme about that room of cheese in Skyrim? Yeah, well uh, I got really bored one night and started collecting a lot and just threw it in this room..” I trailed. He laughed, “That is awesome. You have to send me a picture when you’re done.” “THEY GAME?!” Ryan said in the background. “Ryan wants the gamertags,” Chris laughed. Rose’s phone rang and Josh threw his hands up. “Why do no boys call me?” “Because you’re lame?” I said. He feigned a hurt face.

After about twenty minutes, Chris had to go so we hung up. I went back to my game and threw all the cheese into my followers room as Rose laughed, “I still can’t believe you started this.”

Over the next two weeks, I had gotten to know Chris more, and he was so down to earth and sweet. We had a lot in common when it came to music, games and books. I was currently nose deep in a book he had suggested when he called. “Hey! How’s tour?” I said happily. “It’s going great! I’m so excited to get back to my own bed though. Only two more shows and we’ve finished a whole month of touring!” he said. We weren’t able to talk long since they had just arrived at the venue. “So when I come home, what do you think if I took a little road trip and you showed me around where you live?” I laughed, “Aren’t you tired of driving?” “True, well come to me then.” “I can do that,” I said with a grin. “Good, I’m excited to see you. We can even have a movie night and watch Sweeney Todd because I know that’s your favorite.” I couldn’t help but giggle, it was cute that he made a point to remember that. “I’ll text you later, I have to go, Vinny is yelling at me to hurry up,” he laughed.

When I set my phone down I looked up with a smile and saw Josh standing in my doorway with his arms crossed. “Seph,” he said. “Yes?” He came in and sat on my bed, “I know you have had a thing for him forever, but don’t forget to take time to actually feel and reflect what’s going on here.” I nodded and said, “Chris and I are just friends I swear. And I have been, it’s all finalized now and I’m pretty over it.” “Okay, well I hope you have fun when you go see him. Tell him I need a man if he knows anyone,” he said with a smile. I laughed as he walked out of my room and lay back down under my blankets. I couldn’t wait to spend more time with Chris. He really is such an amazing person and I couldn’t wait to get to know him more.

#band imagines #miw #fanfiction #imagingthebands #chris

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Code Blue - Chapter 11 - Incoherent Review

I am so excited for this…okay here I go!!!

(Mehak’s CB review, including incoherency, mad theories and other things that made me smile)

Okay wow, even this title has be buzzed.. Nothing..But the Truth? DRAMAAAA OKAY THROWBACK TO THE TAXI SCENE BECAUSE YASSSSSSSSS think about it Mary, think about it…. i’m living for this internal thoughts thing that mary and adam are doing LMAO shelby with the thwacking toby and adam 5ever L O L VINNY “DID THEY JUST HI-FIVE OR AM I LOSING MY SHIT” I AM VINNY i am so giggly right now..this mary x adam scene…ADAM WANTS TO CHECK OUT HER BAHOOBIES BUT IS SCARED FOR HIS LIFE HAHA I have been waiting for this Sarah x VInny x Mary time for so long…THE TRIFECTA eye sexing lmao OH SHIT

RICHARD IS THERE WTF BETRAYAL BY SANNY noooo, i thought this Richard apology was going to go way better, I was excited to have him back on Team Yay :( mary running and crying is hurting me in the aorta i am sad like kajol when she couldn’t go to europe with her friends we are going to call the chicago incident PPP - Potential Pizza Pappi (pappi means kiss in punjabi for my fellow non-desis) mary’s internal struggle with recognizing adam as a real person is amazing you’re amazing okay so, are the intern exams before or after the potential wedding in Sydney? and what chapter are we anticipating the wedding because i have to go iron my salwar kameez and get matching bangles irreversible like liver disease (nods and throws up medical nerd gang sign at you) CALL ADAM, MARY. PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE AND CALL YOUR CUTE AND DORKY FRIEND/FIANCE MARY AND SHELBY OUTBURST DRAMA YASSSS I AM LIVING NO i did not want her to tell shelby it was arranged!!! She could have just said that she meant “proposal” instead of agreement nooo plz dont let this add tension between Mary and Adam unless this is potential build up drama for their big outburst fight where Tilly comes up….I am still waiting for that… adam being so excited about chicago gives me the warm and fuzzies LOL I AM DYING SHELBY THINKS ADAM COULDNT GET IT ON L O L DEAD HAHAHAH oh god i love this gap between brown girl romance and white girl romance lmao the culture gap… ANTICLIMACTIC AS FUCK ok nope did not want to know about nadia and adam and the supply closet but im kinda loving shelby here? like she hadnt grown on me yet but this is fantastic hmm mary and shelby potential friendship could be interesting speaking of shelby, when are we gonna get more shelby x Toby because I SHIP IT actually, i feel like we haven’t seen toby in a while ohmygosh please dont kill anyone plz esp toby ADAM WALKED IN WHAT omg aw adam being curious jealous mary my poor lil baby ily STAY IN YOUR BUBBLE HAHAHAHAH tsk tsk dirty adam ughhh tilly kinda done with her right now, she really needs to get her shit together and also…..kinda move out??? i see bits of you in mary’s internal monologue and i love it THE COVER PHOTO LOL “fuck you shelby” faaaave adam and the toaster my lil cutie oh dr brett is bi? I missed that grown man adam…my little prince ily BOOOM mary rejected adams cheek kiss (insert sound of my heart crashing and breaking) the ONE CURL omg yess confined spaces ( wiggles eyebrows) i just had a pang of panic….what if they get into a car crash?? Please no i love this car scene adam using Sarah adn Vinny’s first names mean the world to me Mary was angry at the question earlier but she just likes him??? /tears lmao mary just blurting that OH MY GOD ADAM “he would live to regret this he knew” OMG DYING lol LEAH AND ADAMS REACTIONS WHEN MARY ACCIDENTALLY SAID SHE CANT WAIT THAT LONG FOR THE WEDDING I AM BOTH OF THEM DADDY AHAHA is mary closer to her mum or dad? does adam have siblings, i forgot ugh the fathers…i dont love the idea of two separate daysssss australia should be the main wedding and the reception afterwards in new york…. DO WHAT ADAM AND MARY WANT hmmmm i mean…i guess it makes sense…. but honeymoon after the new york ceremony or the australia one (serious question but still wiggles eyebrows) INTERNET TROLL OF A HUMAN…. sign me up lol the mother-in-law drama begins praying 4 mary leah adn mary tag teaming with these questions, yasssss poor adam tho NADIA NUH UH BACK TF UPPPPPP THIS DINNER SCENE NADIA VS MARY ADAM CHASE AFTER HER YOU FOOL lol they all look to leah if they make this into a movie, can you ask karan johar to cast me as leah ( or sarah) kind of smirking that adams mom was embarrassed by the nadia thing LEAH IS MY FAVE I DONT THINK ASSKICKING IS SILLY LOL <3 ugh Tilly dont distract mary, if something happens to her while driving i will cry oh than k god it was SHelby i did not want to see the nadia showdown right now i am not prepared oh shelby, with the blunt advice NO MARY DONT CRY BBY I LOVE YOU girl power moment ftw oka yass shelby fix up marys emotions and teach her how to wing her eyeliners so she can be a sexy lifesaverrr THANK YOU FOR THE UPDATE I LOVE YOU YOU ALWAYS MAKE MY BIRTHDAY SO SPECIAL AND I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE A SISTER LIKE YOU EVERYONE, HANNAH IS AN ANGEL, PLEASE REMEMBER THIS PS - plz help me with my theories k thx bye

Intern exams are after Sydney! And haha, I’ll warn you prior to the wedding ;)

The white girl romance vs brown girl romance omfg that’s so well phrased... Also, why do you always assume I’ll kill my characters?!

Mary’s probably closer to her Dad... And you’ll have to see about the honeymoon ;) nah, I’m kidding, when Adam suggested Australia last chapter, he said they could honeymoon there!

Leah is A Homegirl this chapter

I’M SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT, I’M ALL GOOFY AND HAPPY, YAAAAAY :D

#mehak #cb11 #submission

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Michael Jai White is perfect as a holder of Black Dynamite, a CIA agent returning from Vietnam who intends to put an end to some bad villains who are channeling the heroine in the ghetto. There's also a disturbing new brand of malt liquor that has hit the streets, a range of pimps and slippers and vintage purple clothing, martial arts and very low-cost car chases, and a ridiculous crime lord. called Fiendish Dr. Wu. There are also a lot of nice lines (delimiting the comic strip luxury pad, a character says, "You must have an eight track in each room"). Director Scott Sanders made this film in three weeks (and then turned it into an animated series on Adult Swim). He should work much more than he does. (Streaming on Amazon, Netflix and Vudu)Hancock (2008)Released at the dawn of the age of the cinematographic superhero (the same year Iron Man inaugurated the MCU), Hancock seemed to confuse the critics with his relatively subtle combination of understated humor and real emotion. Despite the presence of Will Smith and Charlize Theron, the film bombed. It deserves another chance. Smith plays a super guy called John Hancock, who has the usual powers of flight, strength and immortality. John does a lot of good in the world, but he also causes a lot of collateral property damage, for which he is very unhappy. So he became an alcoholic living on the streets of LA. An admiring PR man named Ray (Jason Bateman) tries to help him and does so; but then John meets Ray's wife (Charlize Theron), and the film suddenly takes a wild and unexpected turn. It is definitely worth a try. (Streaming on Amazon, Netflix and Vudu)The fall (2006)Although he already made a feature film in 2000, the horribly distinctive sci-fi horror film The cell- Indian director Tarsem Singh continued to win most of his live commercials. He brilliantly decided to use the globetrotter required by this profession to make another film, at his leisure. This resulted, after four years, in The fall, an extremely outrageous and amazingly beautiful fantasy film shot in Cambodia, Italy, Indonesia, Bolivia and China, among other remote locations. It is a film about the stories and their stories and the heroes they need; but it is essentially a vast sea of surreal images in which the spectators are invited to plunge their heads. There is really nothing else like it. (Streaming on Netflix and Amazon)High sky (2005)Will Stronghold (Michael Angarano) is a teenager living in the shadow of his superhero parents. His father, Steve (Kurt Russell), is a successful real estate guy best known in super circles like The Commander; his mother, Josie (Kelly Preston), is the famous supersonic Jetstream. Will does not seem to have his own powers, so he is afraid of entering Grade 9 at Sky High, where the descendants of superheroes are classified into two categories: some will become superheroes themselves, others - the losers of the super-lottery of life - will make him become acolytes. It's a Disney film, so family oriented, but also witty and trendy (thanks mainly to Russell, a Disney veteran who made his first film for the company in 1968). Mary Elizabeth Winstead plays the villain Royal Pain and the principal of Sky High is, wonderfully, Lynda Carter. (Streaming on Amazon and Vudu)Where the truth lies (2005)Originally released with an NC-17 rating due to its unusually frank sex scenes, this finely blackish film by writer-director Atom Egoyan is a puzzle-thriller that deserves more attention than it has ever received. . It focuses on Lanny Morris (Kevin Bacon) and Vince Collins (Colin Firth), a famous comedy duo (think of Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis) who suddenly broke up in 1957, without any explanation, after the discovery of the body of a woman who died in Miami in the tub of their New Jersey hotel suite. Years later, a young journalist named Karen O'Connor (Alison Lohman) agrees to work with Vince as a negro on her autobiography, hoping to get to the bottom of the mystery of the breakup. Then she meets Lanny, and things get very, very complicated. The film has a wonderful retro perverse air, and Bacon and Firth are downright disreputable as they had never been before. (Streaming on Amazon and Vudu) https://oltnews.com/these-10-underrated-movies-offer-a-perfect-quarantine-viewing-experience-reason?_unique_id=5e9f904b3e9c0

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