#gonna fucking throw up

[heyimboredtalktome]

suffice it to say i can never watch ofmd again without feeling like im going to throw up lol

here's the fucking letter

nothing about a ceasefire, nothing about the 5000 palestinians killed, almost 50% of whom are children, the carpet bombing, nothing about the 150,000 palestinians killed since 2008 out of which 30,000 were children, nothing about the surveillance, apartheid, dispossesion, racism, rape, murder and ethnic cleansing that the palestinians have been subjected to for decades by their beloved genocidal regime israel, also the FUCKING LIE ABOUT THE BEHEADED BABIES that even biden himself admitted that he hadn't actually seen which pretty much assures you that it's a lie because if there was such a thing you can be assured that it would be plastered 24/7 on cnn bbc because obviously war crimes committed by the hamas are somehow much more illegal than the war crimes committed by israel because the palestinians are inherently "HUMAN ANIMALS" and must be dealth with as such. they're basically saying "thank for giving israel full freedom to commit genocide and war crimes ❤️"

#gonna fucking throw up #i was watching his wired autocomplete interview just yesterday #watched ragnarok a few days ago because i love that film #watched ofmd and told everyone about it #and now #im going to fucking throw up #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd season 2 #taika waititi #palestine #free palestine #free gaza #israel #fuck israel #israel palestine war

[icarus-suraki]

#i'm gonna fucking throw up #i'm laughing so hard

[common-grackle]

lol!!!! lmao even

#also in regards to the last post i made turns out i dont know any of the answers so it'll take me 20 minutes anyway #gonna fucking throw up

[crispywisp]

#im gonna fucking throw up this is so funny #the wisp whispers

[linolinoing]

Seungmin’s Small But Certain Happiness ♡ 210517

#he's so fucking cute I'm gonna throw up!!!! #skz #stray kids #vocalrachasource #bystay #staydaily #kim seungmin #seungmin #1k♡ #by01ino

[heyimkana]

Tumblr won't allow me to post anything more than 10MB, so I'm splitting it into 2 tracks. And again, this translation may not be 100% correct.

Storyline: It has the same setting as my previous post, you and your boyfriend are in a long-distance relationship because you're studying in another country. In this track, your boyfriend pays you a surprise visit. He shows up at the cafe where you usually spend hours working on your assignment. It's been so long since you both saw each other, and you're surprised because he looks more masculine now, like an adult, though he says he's still very childish at heart seeing how he missed his sleep last night simply because he got too excited about seeing you.

You were studying before, but now that he's here, you stop to greet him. You sit down together, chatting for a bit. He says you look different too, more mature. Then he pauses, looking at you, and...

00.02 Umm... I can wait until you're finished with your studying, but after that, can I go to your room? Ah, I mean, look, I'm carrying a big suitcase with me. Walking around with this would be troublesome so, umm... Really, I don't have any weird intention.

00.26 Sorry, I lied. I actually... can't hold it anymore...

00.34 I want to be alone with you as soon as possible. I want to hold you...

(You head back to your room with him)

00.58 I'm sorry... I didn't mean to suddenly do things with you like this, but... Seeing you in person really makes me want to hold you right away... Makes me want to kiss you...

01.23 Really, I'm sorry, but... I can't hold back anymore.

(He starts undressing you, rushing)

01.40 I'm gonna touch you...

01.45 You're already wet... I'm glad. So it's just not me who's turned on.

01.59 Have you been waiting for me too?

02.05 I just kissed you but you're already so wet down here...

02.13 Do you want me to touch you here more? Or can I put it in?

02.22 Oh, you're suddenly tightening around my fingers. Are you reacting to my words?

02.29 I guess, you can't hold yourself back too, huh?

02.41 I'll put it in, okay?

(He grabs a condom and put it on)

03.01 *thrusts* Ah, t-this sensation... It's been a while since we did this so... It's bad... (meaning he's too sensitive)

03.07 I think... I won't last long... Sorry...

03.22 D-don't do that... Don't tighten up around me too hard...

03.28 I'm really about to cum...

03.39 Seriously, this is bad... At this rate, I'm gonna cum before I can make you feel good.

(He stops, pulling away)

03.58 Sorry... I'm gonna stop for a bit. Can you move for me?

04.08 I'll pull you up now.

TRACK 02

00.02 Sorry, I had to do this 'cause I feel like I'm gonna cum fast if I don't.

(He places you on his lap)

00.09 Like this, you can move however you like.

(You ask him, "But will you feel good this way?")

00.15 It's okay. Right now, everything feels so good to me. Try to hit the spot that makes you feel good too.

00.36 As I thought, this feels amazing...

00.42 Hey... Can I kiss your chest? Just like this...

(He sucks on your breasts)

00.59 I shouldn't? 'Cause you're feeling too good?

01.05 Look, you've stopped moving your hips. Move for me.

01.28 What's wrong? You're gonna cum?

01.33 Ah, wait... If you do it like that, I'm gonna cum too...

01.44 This is bad...

(you both finish together)

(you pull away)

02.22 That felt so good...

02.31 I'm sorry... Doing this right away after we met... I'm terrible, aren't I?

(You say, "It's okay.")

02.42 Really? But in the end you didn't get to finish your studying...

(You tell him not to worry about it)

02.51 Thank you... But you don't have to be too considerate, okay? I really just wanted to see your face, that's all.

(You comfort him)

03.02 I'm happy to hear you say that... You said you wanted to take me somewhere?

(You tell him that you want him to meet your friends)

03.11 Eh? You want to introduce me to your friends?

(You ask him, "Are you not okay with that?")

03.20 Not at all. Actually, I'm so happy. I want to know more about you and your life here. But... Is it really okay to introduce me? To have a boyfriend who can barely speak English like me, aren't they gonna make fun of you?

(You assure him that it's okay)

03.39 Well then, I'll study hard to prepare for tomorrow.

(You offer to teach him)

03.47 Really? Ah, but... To have you as my english teacher... That's a bit disheartening, but it can't be helped, I guess.

(You ask him why)

03.59 Boys always want to look cool in front of their girlfriends, you know. Well, just wait and see, I'll definitely impress you soon. I'll grow even more matured and manlier than this, then one day I'll come and pick you up, just like a prince!

#he's so fucking cute i'm gonna throw up you guys #this really screams yuuji as a boyfriend i'm LIVING #enojun i fucking love you #yuuji itadori #itadori yuuji #enoki junya #yuuji x reader #itadori yuuji x reader #yuuji itadori x reader #junya enoki #jujutsu kaisen #kana.dramacd

[nibeul]

libs are so damn annoying, if you have to choose one guy to “protect democracy”, your democracy is fucking dead. “If there is an election where you are forced to pick between two evils, then it’s your duty to pick the lesser evil” if there’s an election where you are forced to pick between two evils, then it’s your duty to rid of the system that’s producing them in the first place

#shut up about ‘you need to vote for Biden’ my god #newsflash there are other people running who aren’t Biden or Trump #‘but giving them ur vote is throwing ur vote away cuz they’re not gonna way’ #so you agree the system is fucked up? Jesus Christ

[sciderman]

spectacular spider-man #112

#shut up im gonna fucking CRY #peter parker #sci talks comics #the babiest of boys. all alone but snuggles with the teddy bear mj got him. shut up shjut up shut up. #screams cries throws up

[nyaskitten]

Oh okay, so Doc and Kevin want me dead huh!

#i fucking hate them im sick im gonna throw up /pos #this scene brings me so close to tears its scary #theyre so tiny and EYFBSHFEHRIGBR 😭😭😭 THEY MAKE ME SO ... IM INSANE IM GONNA CRY OVER A LEGO SHOW #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #raine's rambles #ninjago spoilers #ninjago dragons rising spoilers #ninjago dragons rising season 2 #dragons rising spoilers #ninjago dragons rising season 2 spoilers #ignacia how i missed seeing u ... also nya w her old qipao ... #kinda #its missing some of the phoenixes. her sash . and one of the buckles ... #but Whtavrer im gonna be sick bye guys . throws up

[dazednmatthews]

HES MY BOYFRIEND UR HONOR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#i’m gonna throw up #he’s so bf #y’all getting bf!matt texts and ur gonna LIKE IT idc #cherriespeaks #i need him #FUCK #HES EVERYTHING #matt sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #sturniolo triplets

[rapidhighway]

In the light of recent events please enjoy this absolute gem, my beloved, beautiful, amazing issue and Knuckles in it. This might be my favorite issue of archie I've read. I think about this at least once a week.

Sonic Universe Issue 70 my beloved my beloved my beloved my beloved my beloved my beloved my beloved my beloved my beloved!!!!!!!!!!

Knuckles and Shadow - stubborn as brick walls.

Knuckles and Shadow going from trying to kill each other to saving each other to killing each other to a nice little beat of teamwork.

Knuckles showing Shadow secret routes through Angel Island

Knuckles being so broken up about the possibility of having to break the Master Emerald again in order to save it there's multiple moments where he contemplates it.

HE LITERALLY GOES I'M SORRY AS HE'S ABOUT TO DO IT

Shadow going "was that... chaos control?" when he sees Knuckles break the M.E.

Knuxadow holding hands

#THIS IS EVERYTHINGGGGGG #I WILL NEVER GET ANYTHING BETTER I WILL NEVER BE MORE HAPPY ABOUT ANY PIECE OF SONIC MEDIA THAN WHEN I READ THIS ISSUE #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #archie.... #archie sonic........................ #sonic universe come back to me im begging im begging im begging im begging #archie sonic #sonic universe #knuckles the echidna #shadow the hedgehog #rouge the bat #IM FUCKING OBSESSED IM OBSESSED IM UNCONSOLABLE #IM GONNA FUCKING THROW UP #do i tag knuxadow #knuxadow #they are everything to me #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #screenshots #sth

[vader-anakin]

"What facial expression best sums up the (new Stranger Things) season?"

#joe keery #jkeeryedit #joekeeryedit #stcastedit #keerycentral #usermaguire #userallisyn #usereri #userdjo #useraurore #chewieblog #flawlessgentlemen #dilfgifs #mancandykings #i'm gonna fucking throw up jsfgfssf #gif

[nyxofdemons]

i'm sorry but stolas bound and powerless and tortured to tears still pushing himself off the ground snarling threats at the man who would dare even mention his daughter. the breathless all-consuming fury that striker would dare to speak a word about her. stolas knows striker is going to kill him and could make it painful beyond imagination and the only thing he cares about in this moment is octavia's safety why the fuck aren't we talking about this scene more

#WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS?? IM GOING TO FUCKING THROW UP #DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW FIERCELY STOLAS LOVES OCTAVIA AND NEED TO CURL UP IN A BALL AND SCREAM #helluva boss spoilers #helluva boss #mine #stolas #octavia #stolas helluva boss #octavia helluva boss #helluva boss stolas #helluva boss octavia #helluva boss western energy #e: western energy #i made this post because i wanted to say stolas was unbearably sexy for this but now i'm just gonna bang my head against a wall until i die

[stressghoul]

UR FUCKING JOKING

COPIA'S PAPA PAINT IS MADE TO LOOK LIKE A RAT SKULL

#im going to need a moment #no fuck u who has been keeping this from me I'm coming to ur house #fuck this im done #are u kidding #'im gonna throw up no joke #the band ghost #ghost #cardinal copia #ghost bc #copia #papa iv #tobias forge #papa emeritus iv #copia is my husband #copia my beloved

[watchyourbuck]

Lou Ferrigno Jr hinting “saucy” Tommy events in the upcoming weeks of 911 through a fucking cameo vid was not on my 2024 bingo card

#this man is gonna be put into actual jail #im crying and throwing up everywhere #the video was a cameo video shared through facebook #im not fucking making it up #he said the word saucy #911 #911 tv show #evan buckley #911 fox #911 abc #evan buck buckley #911 spoilers #911 season seven #911 season 7 #911 show #911 on abc #911 s7 #bucktommy #buck x tommy #tommy x buck #tommy kinard #lou ferrigno jr

[six-legged-sea-leopard]

no i am not over how one of the first things kris does of their own accord without our input is to lay down their life for this weird ipad kid they met five hours ago no i am not over "hell yeah i am here to humiliate you fucker" no i am not over "did you miss me? because i missed you!" no i am not over how much not only susie but also kris (and ralsei) genuinely care about their new adopted little cousin guy and the fact that he went from having no friends at all to 3 ride or die bffs who were willing to do what every adult in his life failed to do which is stand up for him i-

#im gonna fucking throw up lancer's relationship with all of the fun gang is literally so important to me #hes gone his whole life surrounded by people but so incredibly alone for a multitude of reasons NONE of which are his fault #every grown ass adult in that castle knew he was suffering but did NOTHING about it #so to see these teenagers (OTHER KIDS) not only take him under their wing and include him whenever possible #but also stand up and say 'NO. no you will NOT get away with that' when his shithead dad abuses him #going so far as to put their own asses on the line for him because they fucking care #and lancer loves them back!!! hes saved the fun gang's asses twice in as many chapters #the first instance being when he did something he's NEVER done before and took up hands against his dad #the affection in his dialogue when he talks about kris and susie and ralsei #calls them all funny nicknames and says that he misses them... #shaking and crying and throwing up and falling down thr stairs and astral projecting #im so so os so so normal about these characters i promise #deltarune