#hamtrash

[hamfromtrash]

I’ve been watching the skywars series lately

#technoblade #mcyt fanart #technoblade fanart #mcyt #doodle #hamtrash #Spotify

[papasmistakeria]

Me and my friend streamed Hamilton together a few nights ago and this basically sums up how that night went

#hamilton #hamilton musical #hamilton broadway #hamtrash #dear theodosia #laurens interlude #do you ever just watch a scene so wholesome and so beautiful #then have it slammed to the ground by tears and pain? #yeah that's exactly how this felt #Soren's Friendly Encounters #papas mistakeria special #hamiltrash

[downesnationusa]

THE SHOW AIN’T OVER YET FAM!!!

#hamilton #muppets #muppet #hamiltrash #ham4ham #hamilfilm #hamtrash #kermit #miss piggy #kermit the frog #jim henson #broadway

[boyackamo-blog]

Hamilton teachers!au

Part 1

Alexander Hamilton

- tired social studies teacher

- dictates so quickly that you will only have time to write down the date, and he will already tell the whole paragraph

- wears glasses on the nose or on the head. In the second case he sometimes forgets where they are and asks the poor children to find it

- his writing on the blackboard is worse then you had in 4 years, and all because the handwriting is too clumsy and angular

-in his lessons, you must know the subject, otherwise you get C

-his lessons are completely silent, because everyone is really listening

-"the school is not to blame if a person" * puts his hands in the mouthpiece* "HAS PROBLEMS WITH HEAD"

- by the end of the year, you have to attach the leaves to the 96-page notebooks, because of writing

- does not check homework, and does not ask. "just learn the notes please"

- argues with Thomas believing that his subject is more important, because: "your entire history without certain rules of society and politics is just a solid list of stupid numbers and some guys with balls"

- there is always a mug of coffee on his table

- treats students with respect. sometimes comes up with funny nicknames, like: comrade, woodpecker

- doesn't get along with technologies. He doesn't need to.

- "how should i turn on this thing if THERES SO MANY BUTTONS." *breaks the computer* "well.. okAy class, today we exist without presentation.. again"

- so many aphorismes, like so many

- on the same wavelength as the students

-"this week you have a test and.. the o f f s e t"

- *groaning in the background*

- all those who studied with him passed exams only with good grades

- "you're a tough guy, i see"

John Laurens

- funny biology teacher

- knows his subject perfectly and will easily give you F if you don't know it

- it is easy to find hin in school due to:

• loud laughter

• curls sticking out in all directions

- if John is sick, the children just watch the cartoons about biology

- you can find anything in his office table, except pens

- sometimes it causes some difficulties to the whole class

- "can i borrow your pe- well no is no"

- in a day can use a pack of chalk because of hundreds of drawings

- "and this is what you need to pass final exams"

- has a habit of biting pens and losing pencils behind the ears

- uses the same pencils to fix the hair

- treats favorite students with homemade cookies

- he loves it when former students come to school, because then you can ask them to take him away from here

- honestly, this school didn't deserve him

- there is a small turtle and a snake named Thomas in the class

- founded the "no one edicts fashion" squad, with the help of his hoodies with stupid phrases

- very concerned about the environment

-" IS THIS A PLASTIC CUP? NOW USE IT FOR A MONTH"

- always late for school meetings and student councils

- "I'm sorry I'm late. Not really, because I didn't want to come"

- "it would be better to arrange an ecological week"

- don't let him fall asleep while he's watching animal planet

- a can of Baltika 9 (another beer) is always hidden in the table

- he wanted to become a doctor and treat children, but became a teacher and now he is treated by a psychiatrist

- once he confused the class and almost told the sixth-graders about intercourse

Gilbert Lafayette

- teaches foreign languages

- French accent from nowhere

- aue Parlez-vous français

- in English pliz

- every vacation rolls around Europe

- where he brings a bunch of stories and tells the students

- presentations✨

- prefers to devote time to the spoken language so that children really SPEAK

- on teacher's day, he receives an insanely large number of gifts and holds back tears of joy

- believes that mental health is very important. So, if you are very bad mentally, you will be told to stay at home or sent there

- at high school, he teaches kids to swear in French, because everyone knows English anyway

- if half the school in love with Jefferson, the other half definitely caught the crash on this man

- curly bun, which he constantly corrects if he is nervous

- "I did not think about a career as a teacher in my youth, because I wanted to become a linguist"

- travel to a couple with Elisa

- he gets seasick on buses, so don't even try to talk to him on the road

- almost always in a good mood

- no FIGHTS!!!

- seriously, very scrupulous about the relationship between students and teachers

- "Well don't give him a bad grade look he's an excellent student and such a sweetheart"

- cool story about travel throughout September

- there are no control works in his lessons, but there are tests, so you can always use the magic poking

- "if you do not know the answer, then poke at the most attractive expression for you. Maybe it's the véritable réponse"

- the principal wanted to kick him out of school because of his black nails, but no one told fashion how to function

- to the glory of God he burrs like a kitten

Hercules Mulligan

- pe teacher

- arranges a foot day

- loves to play sports with children, but can't because of professionalism

- mountain of muscles

- "my grandmother ran faster"

- but he runs very slowly

- "nothing, it's just a little rain outside," he says, standing under an umbrella

- if you are not a sports person at all and prefer not to take the form, then you will have to take a textbook and read it

- "don't want to play volleyball, lad? So, go to the pitch"

- but girls can practice yoga

- can't judge because he's too proud of the kids and wants to give everyone points

- favorite lessons with first graders

-is afraid to accidentally crush them, because he is too high and wide, and they are small cockroaches

- but at the same time afraid to go into the corridor, because it is a hellhole

- "WHERE DID YOU PUT THE BALLS, YOU LITTLE ASSHOLES???"

- were you named after a cartoon??

- people call him George, which makes him mad

- looks like might kill you, but he's actually a sweet caramel bun

- afraid of spiders. Very, very. And there are no mops in the gym. At the sight of furry climbs on a rope and hangs there

- "BRUSH IT OFF WITH A BROOM. BRUSH IT OFF WITH A BROOM"

- children, of course, love him, but sometimes they are afraid when lessons start on the street. There was a time when children ran around the school and he appeared from around corners to catch those who did not run

-Walks funny, slightly pigeon-toed

- the loudest teacher in the entire school, he can be heard literally everywhere. Even if he doesn't scream

- nanny for the kindergarten, which consists of Alex, Gilbert and John

- once got mad and gathered teams in volleyball, basketball, football and cricket.

- got the nickname "Bear" from high-schoolers because of his gait and strong hugs

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writing for the first time, sorry for mistakes~

#hamilton #alexander hamilton #lafayette #john laurens #hercules mulligan #hamiltrash #headcanon #oneshot #alternative universe #hamtrash #hamilton shitposting #hamilsquad

[spocklock]

I was reading Macbeth, and this line pops up... i had to do it.

#linnamon roll #alexander hamilton #hamilton #hamilton: an american musical #lin manuel miranda #hamfam #lams #hamilton musical #hamilhoe #hamtrash #ham fam #hamilton fandom #hamilton x laurens #thomas jefferson #jefferson #james madison #madison #macbeth #shakespeare #queer shakespeare #macduff #banquo #lyrics #musical #broadway #play #angelica schuyler #schuyler #schuyler sisters #mine

[hamburrgerrrr]

Don't take s close look ++ BURR IS A TOTAL MOOD

#hamilton #Lafayette #Hercules #Aaronburr #Alex #alexander hamilton #Johnlurens #Myshot #hamtrash

[jumpingjackets]

keep the snakes away (unless they’re gucci) (hamilsquad x reader)

Request:

Anonymous said: UM HI!!! SO MY REQUEST IS THAT THE READER IS THE HAMILSQUAD'S SUGAR BABY. THANKS BYR

Word Count: 648

A/N: UM YES HELLO! I AGREE WITH THIS. Hope you enjoy!

Your eyes fluttered open as the light from the open window bathed your skin in warmth. Stretching your sleep-ridden body, silk sheets soft against your skin, you smiled at the thought of today. There was a weight next to the bed with you, dark skin and chiseled back and biceps that look right out of a Greek marble statue.

You watched the rise and fall of his breathing, before kissing his shoulder softly. You climb out of bed, picking up Herc’s discarded button up from last night’s dinner. Pants were not a priority at the moment.

You skipped downstairs to be greeted with a strong coffee aroma. Gilbert and John were on the sofa, John’s head resting on Gil’s shoulder. They looked innocently beautiful. Alexander was in the kitchen, hence the coffee aroma. He looked tired and breathtaking.

You tip toed your sock clad feet up to him and slid your arms around his waist, your chin resting on his shoulder.

“Good morning,” you whispered, and pressed your cheek on his back.

“Morning,” groggy voiced Alexander said with a yawn, placing his hand over yours on his stomach, “did you have fun with Herc last night?”

“So much fun. The restaurant was so beautiful,” you said, smiling as you let go of his body. “He got me this,” you said, pointing at a rose gold Cartier LOVE bracelet underneath a silver one.

“Ah, that color is so pretty.” He said, admiring the new bracelet next to the one he gave you. “If I were you, I’d expect more of these to come,” he said, with a wink at Gil and John’s direction. “Two, specifically.”

“Can’t wait,” you said with a smile. “Hey, so listen…” You trailed off, looking up at him with a puppy eyes.

“How much?” He said, turning around to pour his coffee in a cute owl mug that you got him.

“I’m stuck between a $1,890 and a $2,500.” You gave him an innocent smile.

“Tell you what, you’ve been good this week. I’ll get you the 2k one and you can ask one of the others for the other one.” He said, sipping his coffee.

You squealed in excitement, clapping your hands and hugging him (careful not to spill his coffee all over you). “Thank you, Daddy A!”

He kissed the top of your head, but just as quickly lifted your face up to his with a finger under your chin.

“Be good, now. I’m being generous. Don’t make me regret it.” He said in a stern voice. It made your knees buckle.

“Y-Yes, Sir,” you said, biting your lip.

As Alexander kissed your forehead and walked away to work, Hercules reached the bottom of the stairs.

“Hello, you.” He said, winking at your direction. “I’m making breakfast, you want any?”

“Very much.” You answered, sitting up on the counter.

“Are any of the others awake?” Hercules yawned as he took out eggs and a gallon of milk from the fridge.

“Alex is. John and Gilbert are passed out on the couch.” You said, swinging your feet.

Hercules took a look at you, and with a serious face walked over to where you were sitting. He spread your legs slightly, stood between them and placed his hands at your side.

“So, I overheard a little mouse talking about something she wanted.” Hercules said in a low voice, looking at your lips. “Can daddy know what it is?”

You looked into his eyes, biting your lip. “Um, the Gucci sweatshirts I was talking to you about the other day. Daddy A said he could get me one of them.” The last sentence almost a whisper.

“I can get you the other, but since you went over your limit this month you might have to work a little for it, if you want it badly.”

You had a few ideas on how you would earn it.

#hamilton #hamilton an american musical #poly hamilsquad #polyhamilsquad x reader #hamilsquad x reader #hamilsquad #hamilton x reader #hercules x reader #alexander hamilton #John Laurens #Hercules Mulligan #lafayette #marquis de Lafayette #Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette #hamilton imagines #hamiltrash #hamtrash #hamilton trash #lin manuel miranda #Okieriete Onaodowan

[everyquoteandsong]

Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man".

Alexander Hamilton

#alexander hamilton #hamilton #ham4ham #hamtrash #lin #lin manuel miranda #lin manuel #musical #musical theatre #hamilton musical #broadway #best #best ever #quotes #lyrics #mood #lyrics mood #quoteoftheday #theatre

[welcometothefreakingunknown-blog]

Ham-Trash moment where nobody else gets it but you...

I came back from camp just recently. At camp one of my cabin mates (lets call her Maria) named her lover love handle, George. She was holding George on the field one day and was talking about how she wanted to get rid of the fat. Our conversation went something like:

“So I was thinking about when I get home I would start running more, do crunches, or even that weird thing you do, Toast! What was it?” she asked.

“Vege-a-ma-tear-ean-ism?” I suggested.

“Yeah, yeah. That.” she said refering to my no-meat diet. “So George-”

“Eacker?” I said suddenly spitting out the water I took a sip of. “He made a speach last week! Our fourth of July speaker!” 

“Toast, no one named Eacker spoke last week,” Maria said slowly (It fit perfectly because the week before was actually the fourth).

“Why you no Hamilton???” I said. I pulled our friend Philip over.

“Hey, Phil,” I poked at him. “Today is the day you will blow us all away! Now get that George!”

Then everyone just looked at me weird and walked away. That is how I ended up just putting on a full one-woman production of Hamilton in the creek in the middle of the woods to a bunch of lizards and bunnies...

How was everyone’s summer??

#hamilton #hamtrash #summer #look it up people #George is still here #history repeats itself #Phil told me his name is not phil #my life is a lie #YOLO

[hillareiart]

Drew Musical Angelica Schuyler, based of a portrait of Historical Angelica Schuyler, surrounded by Angelica Herbs

#an abundance of angelicas #hamilton #hamilton the musical #angelica schuyler #the schuyler sisters #hamilton fanart #hamtrash #hamfam #flowers #art #drawing #illustration #fanart #musical #broadway musical #musical fanart

[novathefry]

When you start obsessing over a new ship but there's not enough fanfics

#musical #Hamilton #hamtrash #hamsquad #Jeffmads #Lafayette #john laurens #pheaker #deh #bmc #heathers #spn

[notrandompeep]

I didn’t need this

#hamilton #john laurens #hamtrash #broadway #im ded #immagodienow

[marie-384-blog]

I relate to this on a personal level 😂😂

#hamilton #hamtrash #truth #relatable #memes #lin manuel miranda

[jumpingjackets]

the spot (alexander hamilton x elizabeth schuyler)

Prompt:

Lafayette makes Alexander Hamilton an online dating profile. Angelica Schuyler does the same for Elizabeth Schuyler. They cross paths.

Word Count: 1255

A/N: I rarely see Hamliza fics, and I am here to provide because I love them. Hope u enjoy, my sweets.

“I just don’t see the point, Laf,” an exhausted Alexander told his friend, who was currently entranced in his laptop. “It never leads to anything.”

“Nonsense, Alexander. I refuse to continue sit around while you mope about being alone,” said a muffled French voice, vigorously typing away.

“I’m gonna go on one date with someone who will either A. only be looking for an easy hookup or B. end up being a notorious serial killer who will store my liver next to a pumpkin pie, and I’d love to avoid that last one.”

“You are maddening sometimes, Alexander,” Lafayette said in French.

“Are you done or will it take another hour?” Alexander sighed, rolling on his back on his bed.

“Just about done.” Lafayette replied, moving the laptop for his friend to see his work, “Just need questions from you.”

“Fine, shoot.” He said with a sigh.

“About how long do you want your relationship to last?” Lafayette didn’t look up from his computer.

“I would prefer the rest of my life,” Alexander said truthfully. He heard his friend clicking the mouse pad.

“Which word best describes you, carefree or intense?”

“Both, I would say.”

“How important is religion slash God in your life?”

“Somewhat important,” he said, and got up, “I’m gonna get something to drink, do you want anything?”

Lafayette took the computer and headed down with his friend to his kitchen. He continued to ask another series of questions until it was finally time.

“Okay, we’re done. Look.” Lafayette said, turning the laptop around to where Alexander was standing.

Alexander looked down as he took a sip. He scanned the entire page.

24. Male. Bisexual. Single. 5’7”. Some cheesy self-summary.

“You even put my weight here. Good lord.”

“You’ll find someone in no time, mon cher. Trust me, I made your profile.” Lafayette said, winking at his friend.

“Oh, you French little shit.” Alexander said, smiling. “I can’t believe you made me do this.”

“Oh, boohoo, I’m getting you laid. What a ‘orrible friend I am.” Lafayette feigned distraught, a hand to his forehead and everything.

“Alright, alright, and how do I message people?” Lafayette stood up, walked over the counter and stood beside his friend.

“Okay, so you go to these profiles. Here,” He pointed at some percentages at the top of someone’s profile, “This tells you how compatible you are to them based on the answers you gave before, like for example. You aren’t very compatible with this person, which is why it says ‘80% enemy’.” He finished explaining.

“He probably had a small dick anyways,” Alexander said, winking at his friend and sipping on his mug. Lafayette laughed.

“Okay, we’ll come back to this later when the messages start rolling in.” Lafayette said, walking back up to Alexander’s room.

After hours of talking, laughing and spending time together, Lafayette was set to leave for his home.

“I’ll see you tomorrow, mon lapin, and don’t forget to check your messages!” The French man waved as he walked to his car. Alexander blew him a kiss, and shut the door to his house.

Scratching the back of his neck, he reluctantly opened his laptop at the kitchen counter and sat down. He refreshed the page on where they left it previously, and it seemed like he had five new matches from other people.

He clicked on the first profile. It was a young man, with a ‘75% match’ next to his name, but some of the answers he gave where too big of deal breakers.

The next, another man, older this time. 82% match. He’ll sit on it. Onto the next.

A beautiful woman, about his age. Bisexual as well.

“97% match,” Alexander read out loud, clicking on the woman’s pictures.

She was definitely beautiful. There weren’t many pictures, but there was one with the woman in a coffee shop uniform, smiling over a coffee cup. Another picture she was with two other women, all of them hugging and laughing. Another was an adorable selfie with those cute filters everyone uses.

Alexander clicked on the messenger icon in her profile and typed a quick hello message, before deleting it. She probably gets millions of ‘hello’s and he wasn’t about to be swept aside by this Elizabeth.

‘Hello, Elizabeth! You said in your profile that you enjoyed poetry, do you write it or like reading it?’

He sounded it out a few times, before he added an ‘x’ at the end for good measure.

He saw the other two profiles, a cute freckled guy who Alexander also messaged, and another girl, and he shut down his computer and closed it.

He grabbed his computer and went up to his room, opened it again, and saw that he already had a message from the woman he liked first. He placed the laptop on his bed and read.

‘Hello, Alexander. I love to do both, I think poetry is such a beautiful art. Do you like poetry as well?’

Alexander smiled, and began writing his response.

He had planned on catching up on schoolwork that night, but he found himself refreshing the message window countless times as he exchanged messages with Elizabeth. He kept it up until it was dark outside. He had enjoyed his conversation so much that he thought through his last message.

‘Hey, listen, I’m about to head to bed. Are you free tomorrow?’

He yawned, exhausted from the day to day struggles of Alexander Hamilton, and waited a minute until he refreshed the page again.

‘I am :)’

‘want to grab coffee tomorrow with me?’

‘I would like that, Alexander. how about The Spot at 3?’

‘sounds good! see you there x’

‘bye x’

And with that, Alexander got up with a smile and headed to the shower, then afterwards crashed into his bed and slept.

He woke up later than usual, which is not something he was happy with. Groaning, he groggily walked to his kitchen, got the coffee machine started and headed to his shower. He took a quick glance at the time on his phone, which read 2 in the afternoon.

The Spot was about 10 minutes from his house, so he wasn’t really worried. He got out of the shower, dressed in his usual coffee date attire, and headed out. When he got to The Spot, a little coffee shop just a few blocks from his house, he sat down at a booth by the window. Looking around, it’s a cute shop. Heavily trendy, bearably hipster. Just as he was about to order ahead of time, a woman approached him

“Alexander?” She said, clutching onto a purse.

“Elizabet?” He said with a smile. She seemed to smile back.

“Please, everyone calls me Eliza,” She said, sitting down. “Oh, gosh, am I late?”

“Not at all, I was early.” He responded, which calmed her down. Her shoulders untensed and she shot him a warm smile.

“I’m very new to this, I’m sorry.” She said, setting her purse to the side.

“Online dating or dates in general?” He asked, sitting up straight to look at her directly.

“Dating in general,” She laughed, “But online dating is a new for me too. My sister insisted.”

“I know how you feel. My friend bursts into my house one day proclaiming that I was going to make an online dating account.” He said, standing up. “What type of coffee will you have?”

“Oh, um, a black coffee with two sugars, please.” She said in a sweet voice.

“My type of girl.”

#hamilton #hamilton musical #hamilton an american musical #hamilton imagines #alexander hamilton imagine #alexander hamilton #elizabeth schuyler #eliza schuyler #alexander hamilton x eliza schuyler #alexander hamilton x elizabeth schuyler #lin manuel miranda #philippa soo #hamliza #requests are open #requests are welcome #hamilton trash #hamtrash #hamiltrash #lafayette #Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette #Daveed Diggs

[everyquoteandsong]

"I'm the one thing in life I can control."

Aaron Burr, Hamilton

#aaron burr #burr #ham4ham #hamilton #hamtrash #musical theatre #hamilton musical #Lin #lin manuel miranda #quotes #quoteoftheday #quotation #broadway #art #culture

[darling-dodie]

fun thing my vocal coach discovered with me and some of my friends: we were doing a hamilton mash-up for a showcase-esque event and he realised that the piano accompaniment in the chorus of wait for it is just the opening to burn slowed down.

#hamilton #hamilsquad #hamtrash #hamiltrash #lin manuel miranda #musicals #musical #musical theatre #singing #broadway #hamilton an american musical #alexander hamilton