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namisswordsman · 9 months
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Top 10 reasons to hate Zoro x Nami:
• Although Zoro still distrusted Nami at first, he never did so with her seafaring skills.
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• Zoro has always saved Nami all the time, and will continue to do so. His thoughts about her softened as they related, transforming their love-hate relationship
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• Zoro has always been (and always will be) the first person to notice something wrong with Nami, as he did in Arlong Park or Zou
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• Although Sanji was the most in danger in Thriller Bark, Zoro continued to worry about Nami
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• Zoro and Nami have shown concern for Momo in Wano, giving a certain parental atmosphere
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• Although Zoro does not like anyone touching his swords, they are entrusted almost exclusively to Nami. Example is this official illustration
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• Although Zoro doesn't like physical contact, he doesn't mind being touched by Nami in color spread 771, or that he seeks physical contact
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• Nami thinks Zoro is the toughest person of the crew, and she knows that he is worth more than 2000 men
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• Both go shopping in color spread 824
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• Both do laundry in color spread 745
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Leaving aside the initial joke, those who hate this ship probably only like to look at the aesthetic side, that's why many other ships are more popular than Zonami :^
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itsadancingdinosaur · 6 months
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I'm so glad the fnaf movie just kept Balloon Boy as this creepy mf. No explanation. Why is he here. Who is he. Who cares? All the jumpscares with him were great
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starlightseraph · 3 months
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house md will always be remebered as the most insane thing ever broadcast because of how unabashedly feral everyone involved was.
a short collection of things that happen on the show, just off the top of my head, not even scratching the surface:
- house shoots a random dead body in the morgue and then sticks him in an mri machine, which pulls the bullet out of the dead guy’s head and destroys the machine, costing the hospital millions
- foreman gets bitten by a person with rabies
- chase kills an african dictator
- cameron steals drugs from a patient after possibly getting hiv from said patient
- house induces a migraine and then takes a drug made by his arch nemesis (who he’s been stalking for 25 years) to get the drug taken off the market. he then takes lsd (in the hospital, in the middle of a case) to cure the migraine.
- chase goes into anaphylaxis after doing body shots
- house stops an elevator so he can perform a cavity (vaginal) search on a teenage heart transplant patient who’s in cardiorespiratory arrest
- they give a neurosurgeon mushrooms to cure his food poisoning, then they stick him in an operating room. the neurosurgeon strips in front of a health board assessor.
- kutner dies for gay marriage
- house sets an autopsy room on fire while trying to juggle flaming bottles
- house gets recruited by the cia
- taub gets held at gun point after diagnosing a stripper with skin cancer
- in almost every single episode, the team breaks into multiple houses
- house fakes terminal brain cancer so he can get drugs implanted directly into the pleasure centre of his brain
- house cons us immigration to get his fake wife a green card. he also uses his fake wife’s ukrainian food truck to spy on people
- house tries to get wilson, his closet case boybestfriend, into bed every few episodes. every other sentence out of house’s mouth is about wanting to rail wilson.
- taub has a kid with his ex-wife, after they divorce, at the same time he has a kid with his 25 yo side piece. the kids’ names are sophie and sophia.
- house and wilson have a bet on who can hide a chicken in the hospital the longest without anyone finding out
- house tries to kill himself like 6 times and always fails (insulin shock, overdoses, electrocution, jumping off a building, cutting, etc)
- house fakes his death to get out of a prison sentence after violating his parole so he can live out his bi love story with his gay best friend who has 5 months to live
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rogueshadeaux · 17 days
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“I hate the script, the vault dwellers sound so cheesy—“ my Brother in Steel you realize that’s the point, right? They were bred to act like the physical embodiment of an HR e-mail. Did you not catch the memo that Vault-Tec put out regarding their experiment facilities?
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free-my-mindd · 3 months
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roseworth · 24 days
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just because i haven’t seen anyone talking about this. how do we feel robin jason nation
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dead blondes
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plutoslvr · 9 months
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10 year old tim drake leaving hate comments on every single robin jason post ever saying shit like "i hope this fucker kills himself so the first one comes back "
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redysetdare · 5 months
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I think more characters deserve to hate romance in stories. Let them be little haters as a treat
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cccat-in-a-meat-sack · 4 months
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IF YOU ARE AROMANTIC AND HETEROSEXUAL YOU ARE VALID AND I LOVE YOU
IF YOU ARE ASEXUAL AND HETEROROMANTIC YOU ARE VALID AND I LOVE YOU
AROMANTIC AND ASEXUAL PEOPLE ARE ALL VALID
CONSIDER REBLOGGING IF YOU AGREE
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noodledragon · 1 year
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i know there are artificial peach, pineapple, and blue raspberry haters out there too (if you vote please reblog for science!)
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b0tster · 6 months
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POV ur jjust a little hater
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milimeters-morales · 1 year
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Pavitr definitely told his Maya Aunty about Miles’s embarrassing mistake btw trust me
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starlightseraph · 4 months
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wilson is so obviously gay that i don’t even consider it a headcanon.
he meets women and he genuinely tries to be their friends. they pursue him, and he lets it happen. he gives them everything they want, and he never asks them to do anything for him. he doesn’t want them to even try meet any of his needs, because they can’t. then, when he realises that he’s unfulfilled, he lets other women pursue him and lets those relationships happen too, but he’s still unfulfilled. his wives and girlfriends all leave him, and he lets it happen without much of a fight because he’s not really attached to them. he canonically has problems getting it up.
he’s a completely passive non-participant in his relationships. the only person he ever fights to stay with is house. the only person he takes the initiative to leave is house. the only person he opens up to and has fun with and actually does things with is house. he actively ignores and tries to get away from his partners in favour of spending time with house. his wives blame house for breaking up their marriages and think house is a home wrecker. house constantly tries to come out as bisexual and wilson is completely in denial and just ignores it every time. he gets weirdly defensive when people assume that he and house are together.
rsl i’m sorry but you really did play the gayest little fucker in the history of television.
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lucky-fy · 6 months
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Please enjoy :)
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sugarcoatednightshade · 5 months
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thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.
And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.
And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.
And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?
Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.
Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.
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