#having the weirdest relationship with it

[vnknowcrow]

Instead of sad dead wife man, why don't we have motherfuckers that are just divorced. That hate their ex wife a little and that still want them a little too

#as someone who had to watch their divorced parents have the weirdest relationship known to man since theh divorced #i think it could be sadder #the love of your life is still alive #they still live across the street from you #but it was just never meant to be #their living presence haunts you worse then a dead one #fallout #fallout 4

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

There are only so many fanfics that use the entirety of DC as cardboard cutouts to prop up bat family characters that I can read before I go berserk.

I swear to god. Every character that has ever been shipped with a bat or coexists on the same team as a bat is owed an apology.

How many Young Justice fanfics that solely revolve around Tim must exist? How many Titans fanfics centered only on Dick? Why is it a herculean task to find a Justice League fanfic without Bruce as the main character?

And then even when you do find a fic that seems like it's balanced, everything still revolves around the bat. Like Kon, Cassie and Bart have nothing else going on in their lives except Tim and Tim's issues or thinking about Tim. Like Donna and Wally and Roy just cannot function if they aren't spending every waking moment thinking about Dick.

I'm... Guys. I'm at my limit. I swear to god. We need to make a Batman tag and surgically remove all these fics and quarantine them there. We'll keep the actual DC fics and they can do whatever the fuck they want in their own tag. It's getting ridiculous how hard it is to find fanfic that's actually DC related and isn't just 'The BatFam Show'.

#im going INSANE #i literally just have to filter out the batfam characters at this point #and even that doesn't help sometimes #holy shit guys what is GOING ON #seriously if i see one more fic thats all 'haha the justice league meets the batfam and they're so shocked! 😯 because they're crazy 🤣' #i don't know how to explain to you people that THEY HAVE SEEN WEIRDER #a bunch of ninja kids aren't even making the top ten weirdest moments my dude. like. at all. #not even remotely #i can't stress ENOUGH how normal that would be to them #anyway im going fucking bonkers over here #dc #dc comics #or god fucking damnit the YJ fics that literally just have Kon's life revolving around Tim #and Cassie and Bart are just background scenary. and only exist to push Kon and Tim together. I'm going to go fucking nuts #ship whoever you want but at least have the character have an actual character beyond 'love interest' #also jfc. every. single. birdflash fic. that has Wally just be a love interest with literally nothing fucking else going on #except his relationship with Dick. work? family? life? villains?? nope! no he's just madly in love with Dick and cute and thats it! #im GOING INSANE

[nerdgirlnarrates]

Had to explain to my parents last night that women don’t pee out of their vaginas. And then they just didn’t believe me!!! My mother kept saying that she knows she only has two holes (?????????) until my dad made everyone move on.

#i was so stunned #like I could barely believe they actually didn’t know this #but they were so insistent I was wrong! #once again the fact that I’m about to graduate medical school means almost nothing to them #I don’t want this to come off as too disparaging #like I truly love my parents and we have a good relationship #but goddamn if this wasn’t one of the weirdest conversations of my life #anatomy #medicine #medblr #med school #med student #my content #my text posts

[sunsetconcert]

concept: loop calls siffrin "stardust" which sounds fine until you remember that siffrin actually worships the universe and stars are clearly a whole big important motif among people from the lost civilization

stardust, in this context, means "something beautiful that has been destroyed and left nothing behind"

which means its essentially an INSULT and loop has essentially been using the in-universe equivalent of "fuckface" or "shithead" to refer to siffrin and siffrin just. lets him.

#in stars and time #loop and siffrin have the weirdest relationship and i love it

[theshippirate22]

having thoughts about Steve having a little sister who is the “better” kid and the reason his parents are always gone is because they have a house in South Carolina or some shit because that’s where her boarding school is and that’s where they go when they aren’t traveling and Steve always sort of resented her because he had to go through the standard “why can’t you be more like Stacy?” (she’s the “smart one” and she’s always done better than him in school) and that’s also why he doesn’t like nerds or whatever when he’s King Steve but little does he know that she feels the same about him because she’s always being told “why can’t you be more like Steve?” (he’s the “athletic one” and he’s more social and charismatic than she is) so when she comes home for the first time since ‘82 for the summer of ‘86 and sees Steve is so different and happy and totally rebelling against their parents (do they know he does drugs and has a boyfriend?? all she knew was that he had a crappy job) and he finds out that she’s doing almost the same thing (arent you too young to be doing drugs and have a girlfriend? i thought they were mad at you because you failed that class) and it’s like the spider-man meme while they try to work through their parent trauma

#steve harrington #steddie #stranger things #eddie munson #just thinking about stuff like that #also she has a TA thats steve’s age that she is like besties with named Greg #and they have like the same relationship as Max and Steve #also they’re both convinced the other is like the weirdest person ever and it’s hilarious

[ghouljams]

*STARES AT THE TAGS ABT SOAP OR HUSH GETTING DIE PREGNANT AND THEN SLOWLY STARES BACK UP AT YOU VIBRATING*

Listen LISTEN this just makes my breeding kink rattle the bars of its cage just bc that being a possibility and ghost just *holds die in the air away from them just as they come*

Ghost is... possessive, and just because he doesn't want something(he does, he wants Die so so bad) doesn't mean other people can have it. So when Hush sort of casually lets it slip while they're talking about sex that technically Die isn't contracted to him or Soap so either of them could(theoretically) get her pregnant, oh Ghost is fumin'. They better start pulling out or Ghost is going to start ripping dicks off(that's his wife back off, if anyone is gonna knock her up it's him. Who said that?)

(But also Ghost when he finally gets a moment alone with Die, fucking her so good and telling her how nice he's gonna fill her up, how he'd treat her so well and she'd look so cute pregnant. Neither of them talk about it afterwards, but Die is just preening.)

#ghoul speaks #Ghost and Die have the weirdest relationship #Hush pushes the rules #Soap says “whatever” and goes for backshots

[dongslinger--420]

One fun fact about me is that I keep forgetting that Diane and Mr Peanutbutter were married. Just. Completely out of my brain. Literally whenever they're not specifically on screen together I forget that they were married. I'm not even exaggerating. Whenever Mr Peanutbutter rings Diane I'm always like "why are they talking on the phone together?" only to immediately remember that they are actually full on married. This is a huge problem and also extremely funny.

#diane nguyen #mr peanutbutter #do these two have a ship name? #the weirdest thing is that I do actually have a lot of thoughts about their relationship! #and I think about them so so often #I even. actively wanted them not to divorce when I was watching it for the first time #I just see them as entirely separate entities otherwise #bojack horseman #bjhm #bjhm spoilers

[lgbtiwtv]

leaked s2 dialogue

daniel, after spending 15 min waxing poetic about authorial intent, the dangers of editorializing your life story, journalism ethics and the fallible nature of memory: you get what I mean?

armand, looking up from the 5th rat he’s microwaved in the last hour: did you say something

#LIKE HELP THEYRE SO FUNNY #you don’t understand I NEED their relationship to be like this in the show whether it’s in flashbacks or present day #they’re becoming everything to me I fear… #daniel realizing armand is the weirdest little guy old man eldritch horror ipad baby on earth: shit…I’m gonna have to fuck him #daniel molloy #the vampire armand #daniel/armand #iwtv #armandaniel #m watches iwtv

[tricoufamily]

update tinder guy superliked me, asked me on a date, spent the entire thing belittling and making fun of me and seeming vaguely angry at me. then asked me for a second date

#that was the worst weirdest date i have ever been on what the fuck #like. got weirdly angry at me for having a decent relationship with my immediate family #like 'oh well at least you have [blank] 🙄😒' so many times and would not stop reminding me how much harder his life supposedly is #literally asking me to say hardships in my life so he could 'one-up' them. ???????????? #you would have literally thought i was a member of the royal family #like i had already said i was poor and was bullied in school and he was STILL kept insinuating- #-i had a family who gives me tons of money (lol) and was popular/well-liked in school. unlike him. of course #also making fun of my interests how i talk act write texts etc etc etc #you know who i bet would never do this. that's right. my crush who i can never have FUCK IT WE'RE BACK BOYS WOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK MOVING ON #one of his ice breakers was 'what's your worst tinder experience' though. guess what buddy!!!! #next time i get asked that i'll have a funnier story thank you

[emmafrostyyy]

Astarion/Lae'zel and the inherent eroticism of two predators that are ideologically and diametrically opposed, sizing each other up to see what they have to offer. a runaway slave and a failed servant to her queen. one who's all false honeyed words and shiny performance and one who has trouble with metaphors and only knows how to be herself. it's finding honesty in killing and meeting someone who embraces you for it. it's kissing after ravaging a small village and leaving absolutely no survivors. it's recognizing yourself in the other's monstrousness, and basking in both the peace and chaos you bring out in one another.

it's hating that you let yourself get close to someone who will inevitably leave you, someone destined for something greater than you. it's hating those moments he made you want to live for yourself and abandon your duty to your people, because you know you'd never forgive yourself if you do.

it's two ageless beings just drifting in and out of each other's lives over the centuries, never managing to stay in the same place for too long, always moving toward something else. it's to carry the burden of eternal life and to remember the mark you once left on the other—always there, and never quite gone.

#the concept of two equally damaged immortal people having the weirdest situationship that spans centuries is so juicy to me srry... #I just love how the dynamic between them is even and mutual.. so much room for development and dynamics that's delicious to think abt #ik i wrote that essay abt the potential of them w/ a healthy relationship/happy ending. but LZ leaving him to save her ppl is still good #Bloodbruise #astarion x lae'zel #Lae'zel x astarion #lae'zel #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 astarion #bg3 lae'zel #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii

[bugslap]

what is wrong with these guys

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#fellas is it gay to refuse to look your bandmate in the eye because you can't fucking stand him #splatoon #diss pair #splatbands #fanart #ikkan #warabi #splatoon 2 #my art #i like them so much i made them gay in my mind BUT REST ASSURED they have the weirdest most fucked up relationship of all time #they live in separate houses and refuse to even drive in the same car #they don't even look at each other

[wistfulwatcher]

i feel like your roman candle; misty/nat, 8k, explicit

written in response to a series of tumblr erotic prompts (since i ended up getting many more than i was expecting, i have combined the ones that fit!).

prompts used: caught masturbating, torn lace, against the wall, fingers (@igotreallyreallytiredofmyoldurl), “do that again”, hair, panting, love bites, taste, restrained, desperate, tease, on the edge, and in public (if you squint)

read here on ao3

#mistynat #misty x nat #nat x misty #otp: you should be thanking me #otp #yellowjackets fic #mine #wordles #~~ #this was supposed to be a short break fic! like 2k! CLASSIC me honestly #me writing mistynat: and unstoppable force (two of the most complex characters i've ever loved) #meet an immovable object (my complete inability to write established relationship fic) #(also classic me is choosing to make my first published nat pov fic when she's in her WEIRDEST SOFTEST headspace. i sure love a challenge!) #fyi i do intend to write more prompts since i still have a good handful of mistynat ones i'm inspired by #but i'll pick at them when i need another break from this long fic #ALSO ALSO gotta scream about how happy this title makes me. tfw you're looking at the band you KNOW you wanna use #(angelfish is like. PERFECT. for softer s2 nat amiright) #and you find a line that works on two levels SO PERFECTLY like. god that's the STUFF

[cassofnowhere]

I’m such absolute trash because in a reality in which Frank didn’t get his own show, but just appeared occasionally in Daredevil, I would be down for a love triangle between Frank, Karen and Matt.

I just think it would be really, REALLY funny

#of course his participation on the show would increase proportionally to how developed his relationship with Karen was #remember when TV shows used to do that? #just add popular characters to their main cast throughout the seasons #and we would end up having a found family that got together in the weirdest ways? #Anyway I really think it would be hilarious #kastle #frank castle #karen page #the punisher #daredevil

[straightfromthetorturedpoetsdept]

if you're going to come into my inbox to send me an entire essay on how you think taylor swift is a lesbian because she doesnt "engage with bisexual aesthetics" im gunna block you immediately.

whether you like it or not, taylor swift is really into men. if you don't include that fact into your queer theories about her, you're being biphobic. period. im done explaining this basic ass fact to people. it's fucking tiring.

#personal #taylor swift #gaylor #taylor doesn't engage with bisexual aesthetics is the weirdest argument for her being a lesbian because...... #just because you ignore taylor's love for men doesnt make it go away sorry kids. #also like her music directly contradicts you she has only ever sung about bisexual aesthetics #she wore a bisexual jacket for 1989 she sings switch sides like a record changer she spraypainted bisexual colors in her hair.... #why are you LYING to yourself to pretend like taylor is a secret lesbian #having 1 sapphic relationship does not a lesbian make yall

[vaguely-concerned]

shower thought: from what we know, harrow and wake actually share the same last words (the words, or word, rather, being "Gideon" -- harrow's three syllables she 'could not even understand', and wake's spirit peacing out on the ninth yelling 'gideon, gideon gideon')

because they're both iconic bitches that did not remain their last word of course fsjdak. their... first last word? prime universe of the dead not only speaking but indeed also going 'and anOTHER THING --' however many times it takes

#the locked tomb #commander wake #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow the ninth #what a beautiful mother and daughter in law connection. aside from all the haunting and attempted bodyjacking of course #harrow is really out there having The weirdest relationship to her in-laws without even trying or knowing who does it like her

[lovegrowsart]

i'll be honest every time i see atla fandom defend characters' unacknowledged flaws/mistakes/underdevelopment using some comic panel or another i have to laugh, as if bryke constantly relying on extratextual material to atla and tlok to try and fix the holes they write themselves into isn't a massive indicator they're generally quite bad at writing a good and cohesive story on their own/when they insist on complete creative control 🫠

#holly talks bs #atla critical #tlok critical #bryke critical #brought to you by atla twt arguing that aang wasn't a bad father because some comic or another showed kya meditating or something like... #you can think it's ooc that's fine #but canonically in tlok itself aang is framed as an at BEST absent father to bumi and kya #and this is pretty much brushed under the rug left unpacked #also only semi related but i saw an atla comic panel whichever one introduces the air acolytes i think #and the girl air acoytle was literally WEARING A PICTURE OF AANG?!?! #genuine question why did bryke want aang rebuilding his nation and culture framed thru this twelve year old KID #having fellow kid groupies with weird cultish worship of him??? #at every turn they make the weirdest choices imaginable when it comes to aang's character #esp late book 3 and post canon into tlok aang #this also goes to out everyone who uses that damn fucking cooking anecdote to refute people having an issue with katara's parentification #never being interrogated generally or in her relationship with aang #great that's it's semi canon aang can book i guess?? that's not a STORY tho #**cook lmao #moral of the story is that i need to stay away from atla twt that place is the Bad Place #just garbage takes and purity culture and dudebros run rampant but it's like watching a car crash happen in real time