I can't believe Mike tried to claim he loved El from the moment he saw her, and that he loves her for exactly who she is in the same monologue, when this quote exists
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TIMOTHY OLYPHANT — The Girl Next Door (2004)
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i didn't know which background to use ;-;
anyway jax very fun to draw
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confused but well-meaning Alakazam that overhead that its trainer didn't "have enough spoons to do the laundry today" and now keeps spawning in dozens of literal spoons to try and help them out
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taking your wizard boyfriend out on a muggle ride
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everyone makes fun of soap when they find out how many hair and skin products he keeps on hand. the cabinet in his bathroom is filled to bursting and he always keeps travel sized bottles on him on missions
when soldiers outside the 141 find out, they call him precious and self-obsessed, a vain pretty boy too preoccupied with his reflection to focus on the enemy. no wonder how he got his callsign. price has given up telling him to leave them on base and just teaches him to individually wrap them so they don’t rattle against each other and give himself away
what they don’t know is that each product contains an ingredient that when mixed with any number of the others, creates potent chemical bombs. he was caught unarmed once, he won’t let it happen again
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Local doctor tries to comprehend wtf just happened to him
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Embroidered Bat From an Imperial Court Robe, China, Qing dynasty, c. 1759-1800
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one thing that this little gay kitty oncologist is going to do is LIE. even though he knows house will take the extremest of measures to try and find out what he’s upto??? but he can’t help himself?? i don’t understand him but i love him.
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