#he could be anywhere in the ship

[firstorderonboarding]

Tip #5

If you hear screaming from Kylo Ren, your chances of survival increase dramatically with every step in the opposite direction.

#sometimes avoidance is the best tactic #vigilance is key #he could be anywhere in the ship #tips

[sonknuxadow]

gay people again for today sorry

#that one archie sonic panel of knuckles saying he likes sonic's werehog form lives in my mind forever #posting ship art is literally so embarrassing for me. but i like how this turned out so i guess im posting it #what i imagine led to this is that theyre somewhere cold and since sonic is so big and fluffy right now he offered to keep knuckles warm #and he fell asleep because sonic could fall asleep anywhere. idk #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic the werehog #sonic unleashed #knuckles the echidna #sonknux #sonuckles #my art #werehog wednesday

[dykeyuu]

every day when i wake up i say to myself “dykeyuu you are not purchasing any sanrio merchandise today” but then i find the deal of the century……..

#like. i only buy it if i know for sure ill NEVER find it at that price again #2007 corduroy keroppi that literally doesn’t exist on the internet? $16 #i came across it by chance and it took me hours to find evidence that anyone else had ever owned one #found a chococat one too from the same series but it’s pricier… #but it’s the only one listed anywhere that i can find so. perhaps #sike i found one in the philippines there’s TWO corduroy chococats on the internet #i mean there’s literally one reddit thread i could find from years ago confirming that this series existed #and it’s only got like two commenters who only vaguely remembered the series #and a handful of worthpoint entries confirming that a couple of each of them had sold on ebay at some point #all the other sanrio corduroy plushies i could find were from other series #there’s a hello kitty and my melody from the same year but it wasn’t the same series #both series were rereleases in 2007 and the original release year for hk/mm was earlier than cc/k #20in 2012 fiesta keroppi? $40 when he usually goes for $100+ #(this includes shipping…) #was devastated to find an etsy listing for the 2010 limited keroppi build a bear for $85 that had already sold… #the next cheapest one of those is like $140 #and dont get me fucking started on chococat #no build a bear should EVER go for $500 #like be serious. maybe it was limited edition 14 years ago but it’s still a damn stuffed animal #manifesting they rerelease the original sanrio build a bears to beat the price gougers into submission #the intersection of two special interests: sanrio and buying things from people who don’t know what they have #throwback to the 1993 keroppi squeaky toy that i thrifted for 25 cents #just looked it up to see and i found the exact same one but only on worthpoint #he used to be a keychain… mine is just the little guy with no chain #comparable one from the same year same size/material etc just different design goes for $20+ #context i refuse to make a worthpoint account and pay them just to see what things sold for on ebay they can kiss my ass #me when i need to infodump but gf is at work and has already heard like half of this

[fingertipsmp3]

Had a dream they made a movie of the Locked Tomb and the actor they cast to play Palamedes was absolutely STACKED and also Camilla had necro ability suddenly? And also there was a tenth house but the inhabitants of it were just crabs

#like the tenth house literally just sent magical crabs to canaan house to compete for lyctorhood #and everyone was extremely respectful of the crabs #at one point harrow (i think) brought them a gift???? #harrow’s actress was PERFECT btw. she was south-asian #i wasn’t even mad that palamedes had been cast with such lack of care because he was so hot #he was just a muscular white man in jeans with an amazing ass and thighs #also yeah there was this whole thing about how cam could also do necromancy? and pal could fight???? #but they decided pal would be the necro and cam would be the cav because those were there best strengths #also palamedes is apparently his middle name. his first name is ERASMUS #erasmus palamedes sextus is his full name. apparently #oh and alecto the ninth came out but only on audio cd and only in australia and it cost $300 to ship it anywhere else #this has been installment 200 in the citalopram dreams (tm) #personal

[dreamings-free]

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#what’s even funnier about the beard posting that mario cart game #(besides her fans desperately trying to prove she’s anywhere near L) #is that if it is infact now at the london house.. #not only did L pay $$$ to have that monstrosity shipped from LA to the UK #it also indicates (as we already believed) that he didn’t get another place in LA after he sold his house #not even a rental #never mind that he is supposed to have a kid there #hell he could have left it for the kid to have where he lives but no #no more mario cart for fake fred lol #dad’s getting tf outta LA and taking his toys with him #*** ** #$ #.

[statisticalcats2]

HYDRA had to mind-wipe Bucky at least once because he entered some random bar that Steve got them banned from and got recognized in that decades later "hey get the fuck outta here, Barnes, you're banned!" way

#marvel #mcu #bucky barnes #steve rogers #pro fiction safe #pro ship safe #yes this is based off that post about someone on the banned list coming back like 30 years later and immediately getting told to gtfo #i know the unlikelihood he'd be anywhere that he and steve could have conceivably visited #that's part of the humor #i want a running joke about just a globe-wide phenomenon of steve getting them banned from places

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

Sometimes I want to read my friends' fics bc like... friends! Their fics! But then like... my brain reminds me the only fic I read is dmcl.

#DCB Comments #i have the desire to read my friends' fics but my interests are so strict abt it!!! #i mean there's one other ship i am considering reading fic for but it's not even fe #other than that i don't even read tellius fics bc tbh the only tellius fics i would read #would be shinaff and i and like maybe five other ppl tops even ship it so that's just #not happening out of its lack of existence LOL. sadge. #but like... what i write does not equal what i can read. i only seem to have the drive to actually /read/ dmcl #also one of my biggest issues with tellius fics is similar to the lorenz issue #i don't trust most ppl to correctly characterize shinon. with lorenz ppl don't actually #write him in character most of the time. he's written with clear and intended disdain from almost every writer i've ever seen write him #with shinon i completely do not trust that anyone except like me and five other ppl don't just #ignore all his character traits and all the facets of his personality. most ppl reduce him to what they WANT him to be #and not what he actually is. nobody EVER writes abt his care for children. his generosity toward his friends #how he canonically returned to the GMs and stuck by them regardless of where they went/what they did #how he - having been poor all his life by inference of dialogue - does what he can to stop them from being poor #he could leave at any time with his skills and get work anywhere he wanted. he doesn't bc he grew out of that desire #once he felt he had a place he truly fit in with. nobody writes him as the complex human being he canonically is written as #he's just ''the asshole who doesn't like ike'' and we know what the other part is that i won't get into #or we will be here for another few hours of me debunking ppl's bullshit. but yeah. shinon is basically like #the central reason i do not touch tellius fics with a thousand foot pole. i don't trust ANYONE with him unless i already know you #and that even if you don't like him i can at least trust you'd still write him in character and not just as #the obvious character you only wrote in to bash. even reading dmcl is difficult when i can tell the writer #doesn't give a shit abt writing lorenz in character and just uses him to be annoying and shit #aside dmcl being a hyperfixation yeah... that's some reasons why i do not read other fics #not that that is related directly to my friends' writing - that's bc my brain lightbulb only turns on with dmcl content #also why i have not read gautier content. i think it's changing now but like in general #the vast majority of the fandom i do NOT trust to actually understand miklan's character/story/motivations #bc he's basically just tossed aside as the pure evil villain who uwu hurt sylvain #i think myself and some other miklan lovers have helped fix that a bit with hopes' help #but i've loved miklan since before hopes came out so that's why i never bothered trusting gautier content either

[aoxue]

Let's give you some for your man Jiang Cheng uh CHENGYAO?? Chengqing. Cheng. Lan. Imagine (song lan)

Ask game

Ah, my man! Let me preface this by saying that what follows is largely about CQL!Jiang Cheng.

Ship: CHENGYAO

Ship it? Not… really? It's amusing but I don't really spend time considering it seriously

1) Why don't you ship it? In thinking through this, a few things, I guess. I think it's because there's a single point that gives these characters any sort of deeper connection than just being work colleagues who see each other at conferences occasionally: coparenting Jin Ling. Which is substantial! I think they could have funny and potent divorcee energy, which might be funnier if they never were in a relationship. Or it could be nice if they got along really well, actually -- until JGY's shadow activities come to light, JC explodes, and nobody has a good time. I also just feel more strongly about Jiang Cheng (and other characters in this ask) than I do about Jin Guangyao, which makes it harder to get invested in the ship.... I also think the draw of 3zun permutations seems a little more obvious for JGY. Still, it's not a hard no!

2) What would have made you like it? Again, it's not that I dislike it, more the of compelling cases I've seen made for them. (I know they're out there; I haven't spent much time looking.) So seeing them stuck in more scenarios together, in canon or in fic, probably. Exploring more layers of connection besides just Jin Ling. I do not have the additional mental energy to do all the imagining myself lol

3) Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it? Like I said, I think there could be some fun and interesting dynamics! JGY's amicable, smooth approach to social situations could be a really nice counter to JC's temper. Both of them are younger brothers who are very aware of their shortcomings in their fathers' eyes (one of them dealing with that considerably more and more harshly than the other).

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Ship: CHENGQING

Ship it? I do…

1) What made you ship it? Again, CQL-verse -- but they really tried to make it something, and it landed, for me. Jiang Cheng's little looks of admiration and fondness at Gusu summer camp…. They both carried around that silly comb for a silly amount of time, and it meant something to them, and they could have been something if they weren't in the roles they were in the time they were.

2) What are your favorite things about the ship? They end up on different sides of a war, but they have so much in common. The profound love and dedication to their brothers and their clans. Having to be aware of how others perceive them and their families at all times. Both clearly driven and talented at what they do. And it's the things that make them similar and drawn to each other that ultimately keep them apart. Neither one will abandon their clans, as much as they want to keep the other person safe, and the world they're living in forces them to choose one or the other. :/ I also love a strong woman who could keep Jiang Cheng and his temper in check, whom he adores. What can I say

3) Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? Maybe less of an unpopular opinion and more a critique of the ship itself, but yeah, it'd have been nice for JC to show more gratitude to her and Wen Ning. I get why he couldn't DO more to help them, but like. Say hi and thanks while you're visiting Burial Mounds, maybe. Show her beloved brother a little more respect.

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Ship: CHENGLAN (? songcheng??)

Ship it? LOL NO I SUPPOSE NOT

1) Why don't you ship it? They... live in different worlds with different priorities and people who are important to them! In CQL, Song Lan is a cool role model to bright-eyed teen JC, and to older JC, he's a reminder of more simplistic days that now seem sour; in MDZS, Song Lan is just some talented kid to him? I think a little teen hero crush on SL from JC might be the most interesting and cutest of these, but… Song Lan is not a man who gets into a relationship unless he's really serious about it, to me. It wouldn't go anywhere. He is also spoken for lol

2) What would have made you like it? Xiao Xingchen not existing, idk

3) Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it? There could be some really interesting explorations of both of these guys being on the receiving end of secret nonconsensual organ/core donations from people they love a lot. Also being the (near) sole survivor of having their whole sect/temple wiped out. I don't know, maybe they could get acquainted and develop something post-canon. Who knows

#lxc is the obvious choice for a postcanon sl x sect leader ship bc his trauma is so recent and he's also just so kind and nice #jc is way pricklier but... maybe not impossible? #dj now look what you've done #(this will not go anywhere) #my top 3 jc ships are chengqing. chengNING. and chengsu #he could also be single forever and that would be just fine (ace jc rights) #asks #aoxue.txt

[shrunkupthejams]

Smooch Tag

thanks for the tag, @aohendo !

Rules: post a smooch between your OCs for Friday. It can be as light as a peck or intense as a makeout. It can be romantic or platonic or familial. As long as a smooch takes place it’s free reign!

there was a moment when i sleepily saw this tag of 'do i even have any kiss scenes written?' but upon waking up a bit more, i realized i do have a good little handful.

(and we're going to pretend it's friday and that i didn't wake up thinking it was wednesday instead of monday.)

after much conflicted consideration, because the only kiss scenes i have are either between kesh and miles or shielda and sabine, here's the snippet from

Shielda x Dlade:

   Sabine's hands cupped her face as she pulled back from placing a kiss on his cheek. He held her gently beside his face, fingertips playing nimbly on her cheekbones, his breath warm on the side of her mouth as he spoke, his voice barely a whisper. 

   "Sometimes I wish I wanted to be yours." His eyes studied her mouth in great detail. "But I don't want that." 

   She kissed him softly beside his mouth. "You are already mine as much as I want you to be, just not like that."

tagging: @multi-lefaiye @albatris @shineywrites @aschlindartroom

#ps.txt #tag games #wip: shielda x dlade #i figured since i've barely talked about shielda x dlade (and i haven't it's wip intro yet....) it would be fun to go w/ shielda & sabine #it's just a little snippet. but there is so much about iroman society and their relationship that i could talk about from this snippet. #like iroma's got a whole thing about casual intimacy #it's very fun to play w/ b/c it's not anywhere near like that anywhere else on dirt #and i like making up random distinct traits for the different cultures on dirt #also choose this one b/c it's platonic. as much as i enjoy writing a good kiss scene sharing it is weird. especially since im not solid on #whether the miles & kesh scenes are canon lol #i really went it double a batteries with a specific end game ship but no that's not anything more than a one sided crush and miles is #determined to canonically make out w/ his best friend multiple times even tho he has a gf *sighs* it's messy on many levels

[munamania]

i can’t believe i just read a post with my own two eyes that the only interesting thing about ronance is steve’s emotional reactions to them. steve stans do you hear yourself. and can you ever like. not say things

#i understand with the characters in the show right. that none of your fun pretend steve gay ships would need to be examined by an outsider #bc eddie’s new and jonathan. is on the other side of the nancy breakup lol. and yet no one involves her or those complex feelings talking #abt them. but we want all of steve’s possible emotional reactions to the lesbian characters #can i be honest. i am so tired of the trope where there’s a guy who one of them breaks up with and he’s just there after the lesbians get #together and ik that’s not the case here and it’s just residual resentment for that bleeding into this but. are you joking #ngl! i don’t want to know about a man’s opinions of my relationships. even if it’s my gf’s ex. even if we all happen to be friends. like #maybe im in the minority there. maybe it’s okay if steve is just like whatever #because he canonically said he was over her. and i get first loves mean a lot. but like. what the fuck #like???????????? #i get he’s your baby boy he’s your number one he can do no wrong. but. that’s the only part of the r0nance dynamic you care about #that’s all you want to know. very least you could do is not involve that post anywhere near the tags #something abt it just doesn’t sit right. and ik you can come at me with ‘just block people’ #but i think i’m disturbed by the number of people who are like omg yeah!!!!! #maybe not everything has to be abt him idk just a thought. sorry steve stans. #also i realize it’s not a ‘trope’ that’s the wrong word but it’s happened enough in shows that i’m like oh my god. can the lesbians just #like exist maybe. perhaps

[lighthouseborna]

they made us such COOL new characters only to favor the spectacle over the characters like (shouts into a pillow)

#carina is COOL henry is COOL salazar is DISGUSTING but also in the sense that he's supposed to be gross REALLY COOL #and then they were like. steal a whole building. the ship eats things. they're on the floor of the ocean #and those things! are cool!! but.......................i wanted more than quips #not that quips are evil quips are allowed quips are often fun #but like. don't quip your way out of everything let more of it be sincere and genuine pls #respectfully the english did not need to be anywhere but on st. martin (and actually that..............that doesn't really make sense #but i'll allow it for the sake of brevity/shorthanding ''''civilization'''' lmao) #like there was no real Point to them being there other than creating that first 'hey what if we don't die' moment and that's ok #they could have just been there and then been left behind as they went searching for ancient relics into the wilds of the ocean #whilst being hunted by ghosts #exit pursued by a bull #.......hi im doing that thing where i rewrite it again aren't i ;sdlkjg;dlkjg

[unboundpower]

     ❝ This planet is lucky I give a damn about it. ❞

#/ not that he has anywhere ELSE to go...in his pure canon verse \ #/ vadito ship verse; he could probs get away with fucking off to universe 6 lol \ #vegito // ✸ ic ✸

[vingtiemes]

@aspirinqs​​ inquires:  ✿ hehe

PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2. always accepting.

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mine’s ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours’ ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muse’s side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mine’s wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours’ wing  /  other

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other

#oco. #answered. #aspirinqs #thank you so much for sending this in!!! #you're truly an angel for putting up with me blog hopping all the time #but hello yes?? these two?? absolute sweeties?? #i could totally see them being such good friends but also having a really sweet familial relationship #because tintin is prime for adoption and is so endlessly and boundlessly sweet and kind #and diane is ever the mom friend and gives such sage advice #but also he's a lot more worldly than diane can be?? #so the two of them helping each other and working things out?? #him stopping by the bar and surprising her after all his adventures?? the two of them visiting museums and reading together?? #him protecting her constantly and her trying to keep him out of trouble?? #being there for each other?? #it's wonderful #i'm also definitely not averse to shipping them depending on verse / timeline / age because tintin's age is all over the place #like he can be anywhere from like 15 to 28 tbh #and diane's is never really specified #and they would be precious for sure #but i'm kind of digging the friends / family thing more #but honestly i'm so open to anything it's a joy to write anything with you and i'd definitely be up for talking about it more!!!

[kingdomoftyto]

👀🍿

#Tyto reads WoF #drAMA~~~ #no for real tho i hope the glaring lack of a reciprocated confession doesn't mean Sunny doesn't feel the same #because I'm really feeling this ship and will be disappointed if it doesn't go anywhere after all this buildup #this book is all about the red herrings so i hope his confusion over how he feels about Fatespeaker is just for the sake of #drawing out the SunStar endgame until the next book #I could see them making Starflight/Fatespeaker work maybe. especially if Sunny ends up like aroace-coded or smth #but I'm personally too weak to the childhood best friends to lovers trope to want anything else for them right now lmao

[darabeatha]

/ L.ucifer being as big as a ship (can be even bigger than that or shrink much more, it depends) and holding ur muse in the palm of his hand and all u can see are huge blinding red eyes

#;l.ucifer #as tall as a ship if u put it vertically; in fact he could grow even bigger #but to give a size comparison #and u cant go anywhere else bc if u fell from the palm of his hand; the fall would be so high #its like the big s.auron eye: but make it two; but like just imagine the size of a single eye that would be huge #in fact i think u wouldn't be able to see the entirety of his face from how big he is #u can touch his eyeballs too; the slit pupils being so dark and big it feels like ur entering through a gate #like its consuming; do you dare to walk in? #if u walk through his pupil; who knows where it'll guide you? its a mystery #his size changes at his own will so he could shrink down more; at least so u could see his face #I'm remembering that one huge r.ei from evangelion; #;headcanons #headcanons

[monstersflashlight]

Alien who accidentally fingers you during one of his examinations of the human body and is intrigued by your reaction

Hi! This took a turn at the end unexpectedly. Hope you like it and thanks for the request! <3

Alien inspection

Alien x fem!reader || dub-con (kinda?), finger-fucking, groping, lowkey humiliation

When you arrived to the space station you weren’t expecting to pass any medical exam. They told you back on Earth that you’d be free to go anywhere without background check. You should have guessed they were wrong. So now you were patiently waiting in a room full of alien creatures. There were so many different morphologies and colors and textures… Your poor human brain was overwhelmed with all the information you were getting just sitting in the waiting room.

After what felt like an eternity but probably was just half an hour, a metallic voice called your name and a very, very tall alien stood before you to escort you. He started talking in a language that sounded completely extraterrestrial, full of weird sounds and clicks. You looked at him confused, and he looked at you like he never saw a human before. A spark of surprise crossed his features as he extended his hand and clicked something next to your ear. The translator. Oh fuck, you forgot.

“Sorry, I forgot I had to do that.” You explained, already embarrassed.

“It’s okay, it’s your first time here.” His voice sounded weird when translated, but at least you could understand him now. “I’m excited, you are my first human.”

“Uh? What do you mean?” You asked, completely confused at what he meant. You couldn’t be the first human arriving at the station, there were at least fifteen other women in your same ship.

“I’m new in this facility, I’ve never seen a human before.” That explained it. You said nothing as he led you to another room. “Remove your coverings and sit there.” He pointed to a metal table in the middle of the space.

When you were finally naked and exposed completely to him, he turned around and started writing in his tablet. He put some cables around your chest and soon you heard the telltale sound of a cardiac machine, the beep beep of your heart deafening in the silence of the room. His clinical look of your body was making you feel extremely self-conscious, and a bit hot. You didn’t know what he had, but his detached look and the way he didn’t instantly look at your tits made you feel a bit better, but also started a fire inside of you.

You took time to study him as he kept writing stuff. He was so tall his head almost hit the ceiling, his skin such a pale green color that looked almost white. He was handsome in a very extraterrestrial way, otherworldly. And then you saw his hands. They looked like spider legs, super long and with at least four knuckles instead of the two humans had. It was weird, so weird, but it did something for you. It picked your interest in hot way, in a way that made you wonder how would that feel against your skin.

“Why is your skin turning pink?” He asked, writing down some stuff.

“I’m embarrassed.” You explained, trying to sound as clinical as him. He looked at you with a face that asked you to elaborate. No words needed. “I am naked and you are not, and you are looking at me, and I’m naked.”

“Interesting. Is nakedness wrong by human standards?” He asked, as he checked something on the machine and wrote it down.

“Well, yes and no.” He made a weird sound that your translator didn’t get and kept pressing some kind of instrument to your head and neck, tickling you. You giggled and he looked intently at you, not saying anything but writing down in his tablet. He lowered his weird hands to your chest. “Ouch!” You slapped his hand away when he pinched one of your nipples with his way too long fingers. Your heart raced as he did it again. “Ouch!!”

“Uh, that’s interesting. Your heart-rate spiked. Why?” He asked, looking between your boobs and the machine, his confused face was kind of adorable.

“I- That- Nipples are a sensitive area for humans. For some humans, at least. For me.” You babbled when you were nervous and he was making you really nervous at the moment.

“Interesting.” He didn’t let you out of the hook, grabbing your boobs and massaging them to his heart’s content. You were struggling to remain quiet, his touch turning you into a hot and bothered mess. You always had very sensitive tits, and his hands groping you were more than a bit arousing.

He kept at it for what you felt like ages, groping your boobs, measuring them, pinching your nipples (softer this time). He explored every tiny millimeter of your boobs as you rubbed your thighs together in what you hoped was not too obvious manner. At some point, when you were about to draw blood because of how hard you were biting your lip to stop the groans for escaping, he moved his hands down. Touching your abdomen, taking notes, poking your bellybutton and making you giggle.

“Open your legs.” He instructed next, pulling at your ankle softly, looking at you with his big pale eyes.

“What? No!” His previous touch left you dripping wet, you could feel your juices all over your pussy and the inside of your thighs. You really, really, didn’t want him to find out he aroused you. Fuck.

“I have to inspect your genitals, too.” The clinical way in which he said it made you shiver, uncomfortable, but weirdly turned on. What the fuck was wrong with you? He was a doctor, he wasn’t trying to fuck you. You didn’t even like aliens. Right? Well, maybe you did like this particular alien. So you complied and opened your legs slowly.

“Why is it wet? Is normal for it to be wet?” He asked, parting your lips and grabbing some of your juice, taking it to his face to smell it. He poked his tongue out and tasted it, making you let out a groan. He looked at you, alarmed. “Well? Is it normal?”

“Is normal when humans are aroused.” You told him, trying not to groan again.

“Are you aroused?” He didn’t stop his exploration, not even looking at your eyes when he said that.

“Yes.” You whispered, completely embarrassed, feeling a bit humiliated at the fact that he turned on by just his medical touch. You were perverted.

“Interesting.” His complete lack of reaction to your words made you feel humiliated and confused, some more wetness leaking out of your gaping hole. His intense eyes focused in your pussy again. “It twitched!” He exclaimed. Two milliseconds later, one of his fingers was pushed inside of you, making you groan and arch your back.

He experimentally moved his finger around, hitting your G-Spot and making you moan again. “Does that feel good?” He retracted his finger just to push it back again.

“Yes!” You looked down, he had just two knuckles inside of you, the other two were still out. His fingers were longer than any dick you’d ever seen, and he looked like he wanted to push the whole thing inside. God yes. “More, please.” You begged as he crooked his head at you, confused by your reaction but starting to push deeper, adding a second finger and scissoring them inside, stretching you. Fuck.

When his long fingers entered you completely, he started to finger fuck you intently, thrusting in and out and touching your G-spot every time he could. He was driving you wild. And when another finger found your clit, you screamed, making him look up and then repeat the movement to see how your face looked when he did it. He never lost his medical look in your body, not seeming interested on you as a person, but just your human anatomy. It made you feel humiliated, and that fired the heat inside of you.

He played with your pussy like he was a master of it, touching all the right places, rolling your clit and rubbing it just the right way. Before any of you were ready, you were coming hard around his fingers, thrashing on the table and babbling nonsense between groans and moans.

He took his fingers away and shoved them in his lab coat pocket, saying: “That was very illuminating. Thank you.” He then turned around and went away, leaving you naked and panting on the table.

A nurse entered and with one look at you they said: “Ugh, he fucked you, didn’t he?” You tried to dress rapidly as they kept looking at you.

“What?” Your face grew hot, probably red as a tomato.

“He has a human kink and always fucks the patients.” The nurse looked infuriated and tired as they pinched their nose-like appendage on their face.

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