#he got zapped

[sophieeee0105]

I kinda wish the red names deaths had actual death messages cuz it would’ve been kinda hilarious that both mumbo and Jimmy died to “Etho’s dishwasher” (the name of the warden) and I feel like everyone would’ve had so much fun looking at that death messages

#Secret life #secret life smp #secret life spoilers #trafficblr #ethoslab #solidaritygaming #mumbo jumbo #im actually so sad #tbh Lizzies one would’ve been so ominous as she fell out of the world #Just imagine “mumbo was slain by Ethos dishwasher” #Actually would’ve Jimmy’s said it cuz he got zapped?

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Castiel comes to Sam for advice about his crush on Dean but he obfuscates who he's talking about successfully because Sam doesn't know just how much he and Dean hang out without him.

Dean, obliquely trying to come out to Sam during a conversation about settling down: besides who would even want to date me long term. Cas is the closest thing I've had to a girlfriend in years.

Sam, casual and oblivious: I think Cas has a boyfriend.

Dean:...What????

Sam: yeah he told me about him. He's like a drummer or something, travels cross country a lot. I thought you knew? It's pretty serious, they've been together like 8 years I think?

Dean, seething with jealousy and horror: What's he like? Have you met him? What the fuck??

Sam, delighted to have more info on Cas than Dean does for once: Cas really didn't tell you? Well I guess that makes sense. I've always thought he and I share a more profound bond.

Dean: Sam.

Sam: Okay, okay. I haven't met him but from what Cas says, he's like, a real dork. Won't let anyone touch his CD collection, always brings up movie references no one has ever heard of- although it is Cas, who knows what his scale of normal movies is. He's good with kids, apparently.

Dean: sounds annoying.

Sam: ha! That's funny. I said he sounded like you, and Cas gave me a death stare. Yeah just like that one.

Dean: what does Cas want with a normie guy like that? And why didn't he tell me? There's gotta be something going on with this dude. This whole thing stinks. And - wait. Hold the phone. Cas is gay????

Sam: dude, you've met Cas, right?

Dean: shut up!!!! Keep talking. Where can I find this sonofabitch and how can we find out his intentions

Sam: well according to Cas he intends to be [cas impression] 'adorable and infuriating at the same time and succeeds on both counts'. Cas seems pretty happy with the guy, I think we should just be happy for him.

Dean, heartbroken and hiding it gruffly: yeah. I'm fucking ecststic.

#destiel #*zaps supernatural with my beam* sitcom NOW! #sitcomnatural #I love writing silly dialogue like this it's soooo fun. sam isn't stupid he just has Sam Plots happening whenever Cas confides in him #Castiel: he's got a psychosexual fascination with his car. Sam (actively fighting off lucifer in his brain): and he's in a band you say. #cawis creates

[flowery-king]

'Cover' / One / two (here) / ???

When he snaps tree roots like a twig

#fgarart #defanged philip au #koda grimoire #philip wittebane #toh au #toh oc #YAY I got another one out #I think this short section will consist of uhh... #3 or 4 pages?? #yea probably #we'll see lmao #Koda's way of escaping intense situations: NAP TIME #zaps you with a HONK MI MI MI spell #Philip is having trouble speaking ... not like he wants to talk anyway but yea ..

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

911 + Text Posts pt121/?

#911 #911 abc #911+text posts #911 incorrect quotes #evan buckley #bobby nash #this one is based on the coma dream versions of buck and bobby #like that bobby was unhinged and this is what i imagine ge would say #the irony #being that hes got extra electricity since being zapped

[atla-suki]

i saw a poll earlier about who was the best atla boyfriend and the fact anyone but sokka was even in the running like?? who broke their girlfriend out of a high-security prison with nothing but a stolen guard uniform??? NOT AANG! NOT ZUKO!(technically)

sokka NUMBER ONEEEE !!! SETTING THE BAR FOR MEN HIGHER LETS GO ! WHEN IS IT MY TURN FOR A BOYFRIEND LIKE SOKKA!!

#atla #sokka #that’s my HUSBAND RIGHT THERE #what did aang do for katara? sacrificed mastering the avatar state? BOOOOOO #he didn’t even save her he just got himself zapped by azula lmao #what did zuko do for mai? broke up w her 14 times? BOOOOOO #this is /hj #btw #in case it wasn’t obvious #but yk what’s NOT /j #is sokka no.1 boyfriend of all time

[anoray]

#chopper #murderbot #war criminal #non-rebels viewers of ahsoka have no idea #you know chopper has zapped ezra at least twice since he got back

[bumblingbabooshka]

This piece of @tuvok-enjoyer's wherein Tuvok is wearing an earring with four ornaments (one for each child) captivated me - I really love the idea of that!

#Tuvok #fanart #st voyager #st voy #star trek voyager #it also made me imagine Tuvok not being able to wear the earring bc he wasn't wearing it undercover and then they all got zapped.... #SAD!!!! #bea art tag #Highly recommend you go check out tuvok-enjoyer's original piece - wonderfully done AND he's wearing nail polish~!! #right after you survive the desert you have to get your ear pierced #fortunately after surviving the desert it's not gonna really matter much to you

[pyxaperson]

also, did anyone else find episodes 9 and 10 to be not as emotional as the crew said that it was? like it was pretty moving, yeah but compared to other Adventure Time episodes not so much. i definitely wouldn't call them the series's most emotional episodes.

#fionna and cake spoilers #fionna and cake #adventure time #at #the most i got was that part in episode 9 where Simon was talking about his feelings before getting zapped into Shermy's body #but even then it wasn't on like 'everything stays' level to me ya know #idk i saw a few people saying that they were emotionally wreck so maybe it's just me #but yeah idk why muto hyped it up so much #tom kenny gets a pass because he said that it was emotional for him not the audience from memory #which i get he has been voicing ice king for like around 10 years now? #i think #SHIT I LOOKED IT UP AND IT HAS BEEN LONGER #IT'S BEEN 13 WTF #I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS SHOW SINCE I WAS 10 :'[

[tarisilmarwen]

"Zutara should have happened because when Aang got shot by lighting he was letting go of his attachment to Katara and also fighting to save himself but when Zuko got shot by lighting he was ONLY saving Katara!"

Well sure if you ignore context and literally everything else in the show you can make that argument, but it's a stupid one.

#anti zutara #point the first: zuko did not have feelings for katara when he got zapped #....or anywhere else in the show for that matter #point the second: it is ENTIRELY subjective which is the more 'romantic' sacrifice #avatar: the last airbender

[shima-draws]

I just finished Skypeia AGHHHFJHHHH it was so GOOD

#One Piece #My favorite arc BY FAR #It was really long! But it wasn’t Alabasta long!! #Also Noland’s backstory deadass made me tear up that shit was so sad #Idk this arc just really kept me hooked. Like there wasn’t really a point I got super bored #Even with all the fights going on #Also just realizing they mentioned Noland in OPLA too. Nami read Zoro the book while he was totally conked out #Anyway ANYWAY I really enjoyed it. Lots of fun character interactions #And Usopp actually getting to do stuff too?? MY MANS #Oh and Zoro’s look this arc. God he was STYLIN. I’m so weak for a man in goggles shut up. #Logically that should apply to Usopp too and you know what. Yeah. #G8 is next and I know it’s filler but I’ve heard nothing but praise for it #So I’ll probably watch it instead of skipping :’D #Shima speaks #Also I find it stupidly ridiculous and funny that YET AGAIN Oda said ‘Lol you thought x character was dead?? SIKE’ #Wiper got electrocuted and died like eight times but he’s fine actually. Also Sanji and Usopp got electrocuted too and were out #for like a full day. And then Enel zapped them AGAIN and Usopp was back on his feet like two minutes later. #Silly anime logic. It doesn’t make sense and I love it

[reblogglelog]

they hurt his babygirl

#convergence green lantern #hal jordan #kyle rayner #parallax #parallax hal #ive got the vaguest context for this whole thing #watch out kyle parahal is going to lock you in his basement #he's going to beauty and the beast you #parahal: at last now i can finally continue toward my goals and-- #*kyle gets zapped* #parahal:........recalculating #is parallax a bug? an entity? #is parallax hal jordan on a power high? #who knows! #its a choose it yourself shoulder pad and cape adventure #halkyle #kylehal #almost forgot to tag this gay shit as ship #hal is so high on his own koolaid #and then!! kyle is all “i'll fight with you i believe in you” hal is just “thats why im sending you away” #the GAYEST shit #like if bae wont destroy a city for you and send you away so you dont have to watch then what even is you doing

[nyoxt]

Oh oww guess who was allowed to run loose hitting others' OCs with dragoning beam???😈 that's right it's meeeeeee So here we have Alberich of @skullchicken , Mutt which is mine, Stag of @wunjotheork , 8-bit of @ossifer , and radiant Imizael of @arkatrine

#nobody can be safe around me!!! zap zap now your blorbo is a dragon!!!! Beware!!!! #creature design #dragon #art #digital art #artists on tumblr #fantasy #yea i revisited Alberich AGAIN and now hes got delicate transparent wings

[noibatkid]

Pros of owning a shinx: they're cuddly and cute :)

Cons of owning a shinx: MY FUCKING CHEST HURTS ALL THE TIME BECAUSE HIS FAT ASS WEIGHS 20 POUNDS (WHICH ACCORDING TO THE POKEDEX, IS NORMAL) AND HE KEEPS LAYING ON MY CHEST

#pkmn irl #pokémon irl #pokeblr #AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I GOT MINOR ZAPS #i still love him #he can just be an ass sometimes

[charaznablescanontoyota]

look at my neopets boy

#neopets #eigenweapon is like 2 weeks old and marine is my og day 1 pet #the rest are guys i adopted from the pound who had good colors or funny names or both #syzty is my lab rat / battledome pet but i might stop zapping him...i lov aisha #he was maraquan for like Two Years and just recently got zapped elderly -> purple #anyway in my mind purgeinfo syzty and eigenweapon all crash at lenpsi's inherited mansion in terror mountain #also truckstop and len are not fully clothed bc i hate how most of the xweetok and bori clothes look #thank you for coming to my neopets ted talk

[marchworm]

inspired by all those aus where emmet goes batshit trying to get ingo back

based on this

#i just think itd be funny if ingo got zapped back to present time and was immediately faced #with some dude he does not know going absolutely buckwild on the back of giratina or smth #ingos like bro i was just trying to feed my sneasels WHAT the fuck is that thing #submas #pokemon legends arceus #pla #pokemon #pla ingo #warden ingo #subway boss ingo #subway boss emmet

[cosmicseaslugs]

Thirteen with a support item switch-up. Ghostbusters gun.

who ya gonna call?

#mha thirteen #ask #mha #ghostbusters #the au no one expected #honestly can you imagine the staff for this #training the next generation of ghostbusters #youve got all might with years of field experience but no idea how to explain any of it so he just throws children at ghosts and says gl #midnight is like a compendium of all the types of ghosts you might face but her lifelong mission is 100% to marry a ghost not lock them up #well. shes definitely also locking them up. it IS midnight #mic is terrified of them and always gets stuck playing bait bc hes loud #aizawa doesnt believe in ghosts. genuinely. fights them every other day and sees them in the news 24/7 #hes certain its got a logical explanation and they're definitely just zapping normal criminals with weirdly similar quirks #thirteen doesnt need the gun. #but the gun has made her vastly more dangerous. to ghosts at least