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satoruhour · 11 months

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Need sukuna in racer au 😩

REWARDS FROM A RACER

a/n: more of smut than him being a racer …. im not opposed to doing a ‘how they met’ ngl

wc: 2.1k

warnings: ooc sukuna, dom!sukuna, lewd declarations in public, he’s a little mean and calls you ‘whore’, ‘slut’, praise, degradation, pet names, car sex, semi-public sex, oral (m! receiving), light face-fucking, unprotected sex, riding, p → v penetration, clit stimulation, dash of daddy kink, creampie / breeding kink, n*sfw under the cut

“doll, c’mon, we don’t have much time till the race starts.”

“i know, ’kuna! give me a minute, ’m just tightening the screws on the crankshaft.” you already hear the joke from miles away, a soft chuckle comes after he mumbles “heh, shaft” and you resist the urge to roll your eyes while stifling a smile. it seems like sukuna had enough of waiting for you in the driver’s seat, so he meets you at the front of the car where the hood is popped.

if anyone told you sukuna was someone who would’ve made time for anyone else but himself, you would laugh in their face because when had ryomen “king of curses” sukuna ever thought about anyone but himself? he had all that he could have: a ’66 Ford GT40 (that he named king of curses — a tad bit goofy, he knows), girls on his arm, first place for every race he took part in. he was untouchable.

but during a night in the midst of a drag race he saw you outside a club, barely catching a glimpse of you shoving off a man who couldn’t take no for an answer. he wasn’t surprised to see kenjaku — another racer from another region and someone who he had an infamous rival with — laugh when he had come to your rescue, cut off when the king of curses landed a clean hit to the other’s face. sukuna made sure you were okay after the whole debacle, but he also fucked you silly to show you how a man should really be treating you.

it was the only race he ever lost.

“sometimes i forget how much shit you put up with when you’re with me,” sukuna grins, a sneaky hand moving from your waist to your ass to squeeze it, “fixing my engine like an obedient little girl.”

you simply turn to him with a bored expression, but you can’t deny the throb between your legs when he talks to you like that, “glad you’re self aware, ’kuna.”

“smart mouth you have there, hm?” sukuna pulls you even closer against his front and you can already feel the half-hard bulge there. he’s always hard before a race, too. that you know, because it’s an emerging characteristic of his that you’re not opposed to because sukuna ends up pounding into you in his driver’s seat once the race is finished. he just can’t help the adrenaline, can’t he?

“guess i’ll just have to ruin you,” sukuna cuts off your next reply with a messy kiss, swallowing the soft moans that leave your mouth at the temporary relief you’re getting from grinding on him, “later.”

you scoff, feigning annoyance, “yeah, yeah, i know. you never miss a race.”

sukuna just smiles, smacking your ass slyly and makes his way to the driver’s seat before you have time to gasp, simply raising an eyebrow (“don’t tell me you didn’t like that?”) when you slap his chest later in the passenger seat.

“oh god, he’s going to do that thing again right?” beside you are the other more prominent racers of tokyo, the famous four excluding sukuna. gojo is the one who asked the question, nudging you with a grin that’s got you groaning into your hands. slowly, you nod.

across from you is sukuna in his Ford GT40, shouting with his windows rolled down, “i’m gonna fuck you so good after i win this race, princess!” and while you’re turned on at the prospect, you’re also wincing at how everyone whoops and cheers because he does this in every race. it never gets old, though, just as the laughter of the other four floods your ears.

“do you really have to scream it every time?” you lean down to the window once the two cars are at the starting line, running a hand through his mildly sweaty locks. his perspiration is a little pink from the dye he’s used to top up the colour of his hair and you jokingly wipe your wet hands on his top.

sukuna grabs your wrist, pulling you gently to give you a noisy, sloppy kiss, his words whispered against your lips, “they have to know how you scream every night.”

you tsk with a laugh, hand reaching down to palm his dick that makes him grunt, “give ’em hell, baby.”

and he definitely makes the other wish he never was born. sukuna likes to play dirty, bumping into the rear of the other when he’s behind, sending a middle finger to the racer when he passes him, it’s part of why your boyfriend tends to prefer solitude because he’s not on everyone’s good side.

with skidding tires, sukuna finishes with a dashing grin, but he’s so focused on you that he doesn’t realise the crowd around him, some reaching forward to congratulate him, others wanting to touch his car. the racer barks out before anyone can violate his ride.

“oi, you fuckin’ idiots dare touch my car and i swear i’ll fuck up yours.”

beside you, geto mutters out a yeesh while gojo just giggles, patting your shoulder before you bid goodbye to the famous four. the crowd makes way for you, naturally, when you walk towards his car, because what kind of mental person willingly dates sukuna? they follow your figure as you make your way to him, swaying your hips for everyone to see, but you hardly care when all you can fixate on is his promise to you before every race starts.

and all he does that night is fulfil his promise, whisking you away from the cramped parking lot and into the late tokyo roads, whizzing past street lamps and cop cars and howling at the top of his voice. he loves it, he loves you and you see it every time he drives you home after a late night race and every time he noisily drives up to you when someone’s bothering you.

sukuna loves your body, too, because all you know later on is his cock in your mouth on a quiet, remote mountain used for drifting. with the winter season approaching, it was desolate, except for the way your head bobs up and down on his length, which hardens even more inside your mouth.

“that’s it, fuckkk yes.” sukuna groans, a hand clutching onto the leather of his seat while the other finds purchase in your hair, pulling on your locks till it hurts. with his hips moving erratically paired with the soreness in your jaw, it’s really the only thing you can concentrate on in an awkward position while hovering over the stick shift. “suck like the dirty cockslut you are.”

“’kuna, mmfhh—!” your hands rush to find his thighs on a particularly deep thrust, tip hitting the back of your throat and you look up at sukuna through teary lashes and breathe through your nose before he lets you off briefly. but your mouth is too warm just like how your pussy feels and sukuna forces your head onto him again.

sukuna groans when he lets you do your own thing, mouth taking half of him while your hands help you with the other, alternating between taking sucking the bottom of his cock and lapping at his tip, continuing to flutter your lashes at him.

“stick out your tongue f’me, doll,” he manages to choke out a moan, grabbing his cock to slap it on your tongue (it’s so heavy that you moan), making lewd sounds before he starts thrusting again, feeling every inch of your mouth with no time to warn you of his impending orgasm until the car is filled with his incessant groans and grunts, hips faltering at how your mouth just keeps sucking. “fuck— i’m cumming.” sukuna spills unexpectedly, shooting his cum deep down your throat and you moan around his shaft. he’s not laughing now, focused solely on getting every last bit of cum into your system as he tilts his head back in utmost pleasure.

“take all of it,” his movements slow down, admiring how you look like you worship him with a lax mouth and pleading eyes, and he knows you do, but before that he’s ensuring you know that his worship of you overtakes yours by miles, pulling you impatiently to his seat before dragging your panties to the side. the other likes it when you wear skirts, easy access he says, licking his lips in anticipation when he sees how the fabric sticks to your cunt from how wet you were, leaving a string of arousal that snaps once it’s far enough.

“well? what’re you waiting for?” sukuna raises an eyebrow, a small chuckle leaving him when you mumble out a i’m getting to it! as you gather the slick leaking from your needy pussy. the feel of his mushroom tip against your clit is gratifying and you line him up before sinking down slowly. even after taking him multiple times, his size always makes your eyes widen and jaw drop at the stretch, incoherent whimpers leaving as he watches you take all nine inches of him.

“s’kuna, f-fuck…” you wrap your arms around his neck, suddenly shy at being so spread open for him to see, “s’big, you’re so big!” he hums, pressing little kisses down the side of your face while kneading your ass, plush thighs nestled around his pelvis so cutely that he appreciates your brief pause before you start riding him — because he can’t resist cumming when he sees you crying on top of him, trying his best to prolong the way you feel around him.

“i know i’m big, but you’re taking me so well, aren’t you, baby?” sukuna coos, holding your eyes that struggle to stay open as you bounce on his thick cock, ass meeting his hips in noisy pap’s as you flood his car with whining pleas of him filling you to the brim. there’s a white ring of pre-cum at the base of his shaft where your juices mix, dripping down the hilt and onto his balls, definitely soaking his leather seats. “just a whore for me to fuck stupid, yea?”

you nod frantically, babbling to no one as you throw your head back, pussy clenching when his lips meet your tits and he sucks hard on your nipples, flicking his tongue around your buds before moving to the other. “got so t-tight from me doing that,” sukuna laughs, wrapping a hand ’round your chin to force you to look at him. lips pursed, eyes blown wide from his cock in your cunt, hair sticking to your forehead, he swear he could cum deep in you right there and then.

“you love how i stretch you out?” he then yanks your head down to make you watch how your pelvis meets his, juices spurting in all directions by how wet you were. it truly was a sight, how his cock disappears into you and reappears, thighs burning from how fast you were bouncing on him.

“love it s’much, daddy,” you whine, eyes rolling to the back of your skull as you grab his free hand, bringing it to your neglected clit that’s been throbbing all night, “but i n-need you here, s’kuna…” and when he starts to rub circles into your puffy clit, you jolt at the feeling, screaming out obscenities at the sensations that overwhelm your body. he knows you’re getting tired and close, too.

so he shocks you by thrusting up, your body immediately halting to receive the way he rails into you and while your muscles are still cramping, it’s infinitely better than riding him. with his thrusts and his hand on your clit, you can already feel the coil in your stomach turning as your body slumps against him, “daddy!”’s spilling from your lips with mixed wanton moans. “that’s it, a good little slut who’s taking daddy’s cock, fuck—”

“so warm, and tight,” within seconds, his thrusts are irregular when you start to clench around him again, high-pitched whines filling his ears before you reach your high with a slack jaw and trembling thighs, body lined with sweat. but it’s the way your cum leaks down his length that gets sukuna releasing after you, the familiar pleas of wanting his cum deep in your cunt. he does just that, grunting into your neck when his hips thrust deeply before he releases his hot, thick semen into your pussy, gushing out because there’s just so much.

“love it when i breed my girl,” he mutters with a laugh breathlessly while you’re moaning softly at how he’s still spilling into you, overflowing cum leaking from your cunt even when he’s still inside. sukuna grins when your hips never really stop, still continuing to grind aimlessly.

“love my sweet girl who can’t think of anything but getting fucked stupid.”

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c-nstellati-ns · 1 year

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how about b c g h t x for my cowboy cassidy?

cole cassidy - NSFW alphabet

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

contrast to popular belief, cassidy prides himself on his arms- both his regular and prosthetic one. his prosthesis isn’t a source of shame or embarrassment to him, he’s proud of it no matter what. sure sometimes he takes off his arm in his downtime, but he’ll be damned if someone tried making him feel bad for having lost it in the first place. he particularly enjoys tracing the little scars and muscles that ripple underneath your skin, it soothes his mind to feel your warmth against his palms, alive and breathing next to him.

his favourite part about you has to be your back and chest. as stated before, cole is extremely touchy with you. so his downtime often includes him laying down with you, arms wrapped around your waist and his face firmly pressed against your shoulder- pressing kisses against the skin occasionally. when he’s sleepy, he tends to be so lovey-dovey with you, muttering things like “yer heartbeat is so soothin’, hun.” and curl into you even closer, burying himself in your chest. he’s extremely sweet, he makes it known he adores every inch of your body, though.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

it’s a double edged sword with cole… because he does absolutely love being made a mess of, but absolutely despises having to clean up after. he would rather curl up with you and fall asleep but he can’t exactly do that if he’s got cum dripping down onto his thighs and staying there. he’s particularly fond of shower sex though, because you can thoroughly fill him to the brim and clean him up after <3 if you both happen to be having a quickie though, he would not be opposed to you spilling over his tongue and face,,,

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

cole is silly !!!! he’s a firm believer in if you’re not laughing w/ ur partner at least once during sex, then what’s the point ??? he loves cracking jokes in the middle of it just to make you smile because thats the greatest gift you could ever bless him with. of course there’s going to be some serious parts of sex, especially if you both haven’t seen each other for a while or almost lost each other in a particularly horrible fight- but that’s not going to stop cassidy from giggling from the rush of adrenaline and dopamine when you’re fucking him silly. he wants you to completely ruin AND take care of him

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

i’d say he’s tad bit on the hairier side naturally. cole is extremely busy most of the time so he’s found that it’s hard to keep up with it sometimes. you truly do Not mind though, seeing that thick happy trail when his shirt lifts up a bit too high- its a sight for sore eyes. though, he will groom himself a bit more if you’re going on a date or an anniversary of sorts. he’s gotta make sure he looks his best for you ofc !!

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

i’d say he owns a few! not too much though, he prefers having you instead. cole is a little traumatised from an incident of someone recognising him in a sex shop when he went there to buy a few things, so never again <3! i’d say his favourites have to be ropes, vibrators and a blindfold. he’s a sucker for being tied up and waiting for you to touch him. it leaves him leaking, needy and desperate for you. a good session will leave him thoroughly wrecked for a long while after.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

i’d say cole’s fairly well endowed actually. around seven inches, uncut with a pretty flushed pink tip. it slightly curves to the side and drips a lot when he really gets into the groove of things. he has a real pretty cock, a vein running on the side that makes him shudder whenever you pass a finger over it. it’s longer than its thick, but it fits nicely in your hand when you’re jerking him off. cole lost a bet when he was younger and as a result, has a prince albert’s piercing. he did regret it for a while, but seeing you innate interest in the piercing- he feels a lot better about having it.

#achilles' thirsts ⭐#nonnie !!#top male reader #dom male reader #dom reader #top reader #sub character #sub cole cassidy #cole cassidy x reader #cole cassidy #x reader #x male character #overwatch x reader

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satansindexfinger · 2 years

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Can you do the Brothers and Undateables reacting to an MC who called God sky daddy?

Author's note: ahsjdjdkf this is hilarious, thank you for requesting! It feels so weird putting the fancy banners and everything for something this silly lmao

Warnings: none

Crack; gn!mc

Everyone's Reaction To You Calling God 'Sky Daddy'

Lucifer

"... Pardon?"

He knows for a fact you did not just call his father sky daddy of all things. It takes him a moment to process it.

He visably cringes and rubs his temples, annoyance evident, "Please, for the love of everything, do not refer to him that way ever again."

What would even posess you to do that? You humans really are an enigma Lucifer can't decipher.

He couldn't look more disgusted if he tried.

Mammon

"Huh? W-who are ya callin' that?!"

Relax, Mammon. God isn't their side-hoe. It's not the type of daddy you're picturing. It's a joke.

"Damn, why didn't ya just call him by his name... yer really weird, yknow that?"

Now he's jealous. Why does God get a goofy nickname and he doesn't?!

Leviathan

"LMAOOOOO"

Thinks it's hilarious. So what if it's his dad? That was a good one, MC!

Boy is well-versed in obscure internet slang so nothing can surprise him on that front. Won't dare to use it himself but... okay, maybe when it's just you two.

He really wants to fit in okay? Probably has his own fair share of memes relating to The Lord (tm) and will send you every last one.

Satan

"Thank who?"

Did he hear you right? Is this some weird type of human word play? Even his big brain needs a second to connect the dots.

"Huh, I've never heard that alias of his before. Well, he is on the upper realm, and he is technically the father of all things... I suppouse it makes sense."

Doesn't pay any mind to it after analyzing the connection. He thinks it's a weird way of saying it but you do you, MC.

I lied. He so keeps that in the back of his mind to use when Lucifer is around just to piss him off.

Asmodeous

"Oh, MC! I didn't know you had quite the mouth on you! How blasphemous!"

Gasps like the drama queen he is.

Good job, you've turned his cringy flirt mode on. Now he won't leave you alone.

You might want to reconsider your word usage around this bitch next time.

Beelzebub

Whomst? What?? Sky who?

Doesn't get it, doesn't ask about it. He thinks he didn't hear you clearly over the sound of his munching.

Will look at you like a confused dog and cock his head, hoping you'd explain. If you do he will just nod. Like it's the most normal thing he's heard all day.

"Ah, you mean Father." Whatever. Back to your guys' scheduled sixth meal of the day.

Belphegor

"Sky daddy? Really? Could you be any weirder about him?"

If you pay close attention you can hear his subtle snicker. Come off it Belphie, you think it's hilarious.

Would absolutely call his maker sky daddy if they ever met again. Shame he's probably permanently banned from the celestial realm.

Look me in the eyes and tell me he hasn't attempted to call God weird ass names to his face before.

Joins Satan in his quest to piss Lucifer off by calling their father that.

Diavolo

Congrats, you've stumped the demon lord himself! .. For a split second. Then he lets out a laugh like he's just watched the funniest stand up on Netflix.

"You're just full of surprises, aren't you, MC? What an odd nickname!"

Thinks it's charming for some reason. You little humans and your interesting choice of words! How cute!

"Does that make me ground daddy?"

Diavolo please.

Barbatos

Ignores you. No reaction from this killjoy right here.

Okay, maybe he finds it just a tad amusing. Won't show it though. He might mention it in passing while he's having tea with Diavolo and chuckle a bit about the blatant disrespect you have the balls to show, but that's about it.

Or so you think. Motherfucker will drop it in conversation when you least expect it.

"It's a good thing we heard the timer on the oven this time. I suppouse we can thank Sky Daddy for this?"

It sounds illegal coming out of his mouth.

Solomon

"Daddy Jay-Z really has blessed us today."

Will play along with it. Man gives zero shits. Remember, this is the same dude who wanted to call Michael Mike.

He already knows he's going to hell shall he become mortal again so why not drag his favourite MC down with him?

"May the cloud son-in-law and holy poltergeist help us one day too."

You two are a walking menace.

Simeon

(Let me upload the banner you piece of shit site)

Look absolutely scandalized. You might as well have murdered Luke right infront of his eyes.

"M-MC!! That is highly disrespectful! Please watch your language, especially if Luke is around."

Knows you were probably trying to be funny but mans is whipped for holiness. Relax, he knows you probably didn't know any better so he isn't mad.

Just a bit dissappointed.

Won't lecture you further but will sigh and look disapprovingly if you ever did it again.

#obey me #obey me crack #obey me imagines #obey me scenario #obey me memes #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me simeon

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happybird16 · 10 months

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Levi x reader

Tw; alcohol

“Whatcha doin’?”

The only response you get is an uneven shrug. The man doesn’t even turn towards you to respond. With the loud music thumping through the house, you figure he must not have actually heard you. The light is low too—the only real light in the whole house is the fairy lights blinking colorfully where they’re strung up along the ceiling of the living room.

You don’t know why you’re here, not really. It’s barely been an hour, but you already feel out of place. The cup in your hand feels awkward, the music is far too loud, making your ears throb and your chest ache with the deep bass. But it’s part of the college experience, so you were forced into this stupid frat house and even managed to drag Levi along.

Speaking louder this time, it’s still hard to hear your own voice, “Levi?”

This time, your boyfriend actually turns from where he’s crouched in front of the frat’s kitchen closet. Spotting you, his face lights up, a wide and dopey smile spreading across his lips. “You! Hey you! Hi!”

“Someone’s been drinking,” you note playfully. Levi rarely drinks, but when he does, he’s a special kind of dopey and goofy. It’s not a side of him you get to see often, this almost silly and love-struck version of your boyfriend, with wide goofy smiles and round flushed cheeks. It's something you almost wish you could bottle up and save for when things get rough. He reaches out, tugging at the hem of your shorts like a small toddler, and you allow him to pull you just a tad closer. “You wandered off?”

Levi blinks slowly, like your words take a moment to process. “You were busy talking to—I don’t remember their name.”

“More like they were talking at me—I don’t remember their name either.” You haven’t drunk nearly as much as Levi—apparently—but already the night’s starting to get kind of fuzzy. “Thought you were getting more beer? Why are you in their closet?”

Swaying heavily, Levi turns and gestures frustratedly at an odd pile along the doorway to the closet. “Pizza boxes aren’t recyclable. They’re corrugated cardboard—yeah, but the grease satura—” he hiccups, struggling with the word “—soaking it disqualifies them.”

Now it’s your turn to blink at him dumbly. “You’re sorting their recyclables?”

Suddenly incensed, your boyfriend nods and points towards a stack of cans by his knee, “They barely wash out their cans too!”

“They’re frat kids, they’re probably just lazy.” The fact that there are at least six pizza boxes in the stack is evidence enough of that. You doubt any of those are even from this party.

Levi points at you assertively, the effect squashed by another loud hiccup. “Exactly.” Happy having his point seemingly validated, Levi turns his back to you yet again, beginning to pull more trash out from the blue bin.

Reaching out, you tug his shoulder and try to draw him up and away from the mess. “Hey, come on. I think it’s time to go. I’ll call an Uber.”

Levi turns again, smiling up at you with that wide and goofy smile. “You’re so tall! When did you get so tall?”

You laugh, successfully tugging him up to his feet. “Come on, goofball. It’s time to go home.”

After several steps, Levi suddenly twists in your grip to look back at the stacks of garbage laid out on the tile in front of the closet. “But the cans…”

“That’s their problem.” His cute defeated pout almost makes you laugh. “Come on, I think it’s time for bed. You can try to tell me why you drank so much in the morning. If you remember.”

He lifts his head from your shoulder, his goofy smile making a reappearance. “I’m an environmental crusader!”

Now you have to laugh, struggling to hold the both of you up as you waddle out of the kitchen. “That you are,” you reply with a fond smile. It’s endearing to see this side of him, even if it’s brought about by a bit too much alcohol.

Suddenly Levi frowns, swaying hard against you and bringing your progress to a standstill in front of the frats dirty cup and bowl filled sink. Staring down at his splayed palms, Levi suddenly sound startlingly serious, “Can I at least wash my hands?”

#and then you have to fight him not to do the dishes #tw; alcohol #i like the idea of levi as a goofy and clingy drunk #levi ackerman #levi x reader #levi / reader #levi/reader #levi fluff #levi x reader fluff #collegeboyfriend!Levi #tay's.drabbles

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wh0re-in-the0ry · 7 months

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Types of animals I think the Chuckle/Sorry Boys would be

Note: I don't want to be too obvious, so Schlatt isn't a ram and Phil isn't a crow.

Schlatt-

Schlatt is a bear not the San Fransico kind specifically a grizzly bear. I mean it is pretty obvious when you think about it. Grizzlys are fucking huge, they avoid human interaction whenever possible, they mate maybe once every four years, and they enjoy taking long naps (hibernation). If that isn't Schlatt, I don't know what is.

Ted Nivison-

Ted is a pitbull/labrador mix. These types of dogs are kinda smart, energetic, very playful according to google. Also speaking from experience, these types of dogs are a tad bit silly, a wee bit funny, maybe even goofy if I do say so myself. Just looking at these two and my brain just think they are one in the same.

Slimecicle-

Slimecicle is an octopus. It's mainly because if I didn't know what either of them were and someone was to describe them to me, I would not believe them. I would also like to mention their ability to change appearances in a whim. Octopi have the ability to camouflage as many know, and Charlie's face becomes near unrecognizable without his glasses, also this might just be a me thing, but I feel like his face slightly changes in every photo he's in and it kinda scares me.

Tommy and Wilbur-

Tommy and Wilbur are ferrets. They are long creatures with a lot of energy and are very social animals. Those traits just fit really nicely with them, especially Tommy. The reason I made them both the same animal is 1) I am a sucker for the crime boys and 2) when getting a pet ferret, its highly recommended to get a second one for companionship so having only one ferret on the list wouldn't be right.

Also mildly hot take: I don't think Tommy is a racoon, idk why the fandom collectively agreed he was one. To be fair idk why I think he isn't one besides "the vibes don't fit" but I have a personal theory that the internet had a hyper fixation on racoons and Tommy at the same time, mashed them together, and it just stuck.

Ranboo-

I had the hardest time with Ranboo. A part of me wants to say a cat but specifically the cat in the All My Fellas meme because they are both so silly, but that kind of feels like cheating. After some thinking I settled for something. This one is a little shallow because its purely based on aesthetics but the jellyfish from Finding Nemo (which according to Reddit are the Sanderia malayensis). There's something about it's vibrant shade of pink and floaty-ness that suit R800 in my opinion. They are just neat to look at and pretty cool.

Philza-

Remember how I said Ranboo was the hardest to figure out? Well I lied. Crows are such a key part of Phil's brand, I would even argue that crows are more integral to Phil's brand then Rammie is to Schlatt's brand. I know that's a big claim, but Rammie is its own thing, is it iconic, yes but it can easily be separated from Schlatt. But with Phil it becomes much harder, C!Phil is always depicted as a bird/crow hybrid, in the majority of fanworks he's given crow features, his chat are crows. No matter how hard we try we can't escape the crows.

So, the next best thing was to replace the crow with an animal similar to it. And no, it won't be a raven or another bird because that feels like cheating.

I think rats can replace Phil's crows. Both are very smart animals that are very playful and are also quite social. Rats can symbolize death and plague similar to crows which is in line for the angel of death. They can also be stylized/drawn all cute for marketable plushies. Then there's the fact that rat features are easy to spot and draw, fanartist can easily slap on a couple ears, a tail, and those buck teeth rats have and there we have it: Ratza. Also for the Dadza/found family fans: rats are known to have big families and live in packs. Honestly in another tine line, I can see Ratza working just as well, if not better than Crowza.

. If y'all have any hypotheticals/ideas you guys want me to explore I am open to suggestions :]

-S

#chuckle sandwich #chuckle sammy #schlatt #jschatt #ted nivison #sorry boys #charlie slimecicle #slimecicle #tommy innit #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #philza #I put wayyy too much thought into this #it is 2:04 am #not as silly as I planned #:/

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sleepy-planet · 1 year

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hello goofy may i request some red guy x reader fluff i want to see how he will react when i braid his hair x3

Hey silly <3 /p N ofc!!

It's hot, isn't it?

Red guy x reader

Warnings: Pure fluff!

You sat upon the red felt couch, breathing in the afternoon air of the scenery. You gazed out onto the living room, smiling at the warmth even as precipitation slicked your forehead to a slightly uncomfortable amount.

You twiddled your fingers, looking over at the smart boy you called your wonderful boyfriend. He turned his head, slightly, indicating he was glancing at you. you chuckled, before a wonderful idea popped into your head.

"Honey?" You asked with every amount of sweetness you could muster, only to hear a monotone hum in response. "What exactly did you have planned...for...today?" You slurred your words ever so slightly, well, a bit more than slightly, as you were sure you ere melting under this humid weather.

"I have reading to do." A curt response from Red, as you simply got up and walked over, standing in front of the behemoth of yarn. "Sure is hot, with all that...hair, hm?" You still had no idea what to call the things protruding from his head. "Yeah, only a tad."

Well, your time to propose your oh so wonderful idea came forth. "I can braid it for you." "Oh, you don't have-" You cut him off, your eyes intensifying as your lips curled up in a not so subtle way. "I want to braid it for you." You heard him sigh, before he moved to the floor in approval. success!

You took great pleasure in sitting in his chair. You took the "hair" into your fingers, admiring the texture, before getting into your pattern, your hand submitting to the symphony of your mind's memory of creating a wonderful braid. You smiled warmly at his scalp, as minutes ticked by, the both of you entranced in the moment.

Just you, him, and the sticky air. oh, and the other two who were bickering about something in the kitchen. You only caught every other seventh word, they were talking so fast. You had turned them into white noise, static, as an aura of calm washed over you and Red, bathing you both and swirling over your skin. maybe it was just the heat getting to you, but you could swear you could hear low, rumbling noise coming from the scalp beneath you.

After a few more moments of admiring your symphony of twisting and twirling, you got up and kneeled before him, looking up at his teeth. Wow, those are some gnashers. You took his face in your hands, pressing your lips above his mouth, humming. He gently wrapped his hand around your wrist, a hot warmth coming from the puppet. "Stop mucking around, dear." That nickname brought a warmth to your face, and not from the weather.

The two of you leaned closer, breathing softly as you were drawn closer. You watched him gently brush his hand over his braids, humming in sincere love. "It's hot, isn't it?" you nodded slowly, sluggishly leaning into an embrace. He set his chin on your head, before bringing his book back up. "I..Have reading to do.." Darn.

#dont hug me im scared #dhmis red guy #dhmis x reader #red guy x reader #red guy #mention of yellow and duck #Hope you enjoy!!#im back baby #-Mars

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doveabovetheworld · 1 year

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Greta Van Fleet as…

80’s Movies!!

Josh;

Josh, being known to like musicals and drama, would for sure be Footloose (1984). He just gives off the vibes of it as well as me loving Footloose. I feel like if you never saw the movie he would force you to watch it cus this man would LOVE this movie. He also just reminds me of Ren because he’s such a passionate person and I can see him wanting to help and make everyone around him happy. As well as him loving to dance and be goofy!! Josh would probably learn to dance just like they do in the movie so that way he could show you and the others how hard he worked to perfect it. He’s such a silly guy and the movie just fits so well with his personality.

Jake;

Jake would probably be The Goonies because of how much this man loves adventure. Like it’s (in my opinion) probably his favorite genre with a good mix of horror in there. Too add onto that, he just want to be around his friends (especially his brothers ) and do everything with them. Can we also just take a moment to say how Jake loves pirates and this movie is quite literally a treasure hunting movie??? Like it’s just so perfect!! Jake would for sure make you do a mini treasure hunt based off of this movie and call it a date. And honestly, that sounds like so much fun especially if it’s with him.

Sammy;

Let me start this off by saying that Back To The Future is one of my favorite movies of all time so the fact that he really gives off Back To The Future vibes just gives me heart palpitations (yes I am proudly in Sammy lane). But as we all know, Sam loves science and is super smart when it comes to space. I know that Back To The Future isn’t really centered around the science of space but it still has science and technology and stuff like that and I feel like Sammy would talk about how much he would want to be like Dr. Emmett Brown and invent something life changing like he did. He would also just want the car to be honest which I strongly agree and stand by cus I want it as well.

Danny;

I think we all know by now how much Danny like the Star Wars franchise so he would definitely be Star Wars (specifically The Empire Strikes Back)!! I honestly feel like Danny would run around the house quoting Yoda, playing with his lightsaber(s), and pretending to use the force and honestly that’s just the cutest thing of all time. I also think that Danny is just the type of person that would make his friends binge watch the whole series if they haven’t seen it and be like “so did you like it?” with a huge smile on his face and even if it wasn’t your cup of tea he’d still be happy that you spent time with him. You also can’t tell me otherwise that he doesn’t remind you a tad bit of Yoda.

Moodboards made by my friend; @radyouthcherryblossom

ALSO GO VOTE FOR JAKE!!!

#gvf #greta van fleet #josh kiszka #sammy kiszka #jake kiszka #danny wagner #gvf moodboard #gvf as #80s films

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everettswritings · 7 months

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Inspired by this post! https://www.tumblr.com/peppermintprincess-ava/718584272628350976/points-aggressively-caregiver Plus I was already thinking about it because in my little self insert I keep in my head he’s my character’s father figure. Anyways, enjoy! (Side note: No NSFW interaction, this is purely SFW!)

He definitely likes being physically affectionate! Mostly in the forms of hugs, kisses, and maybe some tickling(if you’re alright with it)!

He also enjoys carrying you around, whether it be via piggyback ride or straight up holding you in his arms.

You know those dads who’ll just play along with everything? Like if their baby babbles at them they’ll respond and if their baby grabs their hand they’ll follow wherever the baby goes? That’s him. 100% him for real.

”Little one, where are we going?” *cute babbling* “Wow! Really? That’s such an awesome place!”

He also 100% lets you ride Buttercream whenever you’re regressed, but she’s not getting off the ground! He has a strict “no flying” rule whenever you’re small and he won’t budge on that, you could get hurt if you did fly.

But other than that he’s generally laid back, he isn’t that harsh about any other rules and he doesn’t hand out punishments at all. Instead he just talks to you and tries to sort things out with conversation

Over-the-top when playing with you and always sticks to the bit! Even if it’s a bit embarrassing.

Initially when he first became your caregiver he was a bit weary of other people and was a tad ashamed to do anything overly embarrassing in public. However, nowadays he doesn’t care at all! Who gives a hoot about his public image? Not him anymore! He’s a father!

Has definitely gifted you something dragon related at some point in time, if not all the time! Probably either a book about dragons or a dragon plushie, or both. Most likely both

Silly. He’s very, very silly. You wanna know why? Because he loves making you laugh, of course!

He adores your laughter, therefore he will be making sure that he hears it at least five times a day.

And that’s all I can think of right now, but I’m sure I’ll come up with more in the future! I’m surprised that it’s taken me this long to write anything about Royal Margarine, unless you count those headcanons I did for various cookies. Anywho, I loved this and I love the idea of Royal Margarine being a caregiver! He just radiates that energy, he’s just a goofy dad. That’s it, have a good one 🫶

#everetts writings #headcanon #headcanons #cr kingdom #crk #crk x reader #age regression #agere headcanons #cookie run kingdom #sfw agere #cookie run agere #royal margarine cookie

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ask-the-totally-real-peppino · 1 year

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Hello, i'm cheese anon's evil (not really) alter ego, theorist anon and i've come here to tell you my theory or uhh... actually personal hc of what happend to bruno (headcanons are like theorys but less fancy shut >:[), (i tweaked it a bit to fit your context just a tad better as i have some ideas with how you portrayed bruno (or well part of him))

SO. First of all i have to say i liked the uniform you gave bruno, very cute tbh, but more than pizzeria it's giving ice cream or candy shop thb, not that is a bad thing just saying so uhh fuck it pizzeria no more he runs an ice cream shop now in me mind

OK WITH THAT OUT THE WAY NOW WE FR THIS TIME.

Ok so. Once upon a time this italian guy called Bruno runed an ice cream shop with his wife, pizzahead saw how succesful they were on their own and said "shiiid imma need that" so he made a deal with the happy couple. BUT then he tried to bribe and trick them into giving up pretty much all rights to uhh.. i don't have a name for the ice cream shop actually lmao, just think of amything. anyways, they said no bc the ice cream shop was something they hold very dear to them, they have been saving for this for literal years and risked it all to get it running so who would want to give it all out like that really? But pisshead can't accept a no for an answer so what did he did? He just killed them in the spot. If they aren't gonna sing these papers might as well just kill the guys so they stop growing you know? He cannot afford ANY sort of competition (even tho he sells horrible pizzas and they are a fucking ice cream shop). But then he realizes "shit i fucked up imma get sued" so he just tried to recreate bruno using his brain as a base, couldn't replicate the wife tho, he accidentally shot her in the brain without thinking he would have to clone her too oops.

Anyways they go thru the cloning process but uh oh the clone isn't perfect, guy doesn't even remember who he was. The solution? Lie that they sold their shop and flew out the country with the money without telling anyone, aslo they changed their numbers you cannot find them ^-^. Btw the shop closed down literal months after he "acquired" the shop, the ice cream was bad it tasted like pizza :(.

That gets us to today, pizzahead now found some new guy to torment and since he had the clone laying around he just kind of managed to make it change looks so it can look like peppino and then used them as a boss on his tower.

Ok i'm done talking :] hope you like this mess of a theory imma go, cheese bitch wants to take control again mkay bye was a plessure to speak to ya'll <3

(Ohohoho, Theorist Anon! What a delight to read!

I cannot confirm nor deny your theory, but I will say that part of it is pretty spot-on! And it's generally an interesting story regardless!

Just some silly and goofy pizza man absolutely snapping and killing a couple bc he's a jealous bitch, and then he goes 'whoopsie daisy' and remakes one of them, and uses them to torment another guy??? Incredible

If dear Cheese Anon allows you to return, I'd love to read any more theories you have! (And I will continue to smugly grin as I do not confirm nor deny them)

ALSO, I totally get the ice cream shop vibes from the outfit, not intentional, but it is very funny to imagine Pizzahead taking over a non-pizza related place and making bad pizzas or pizza-flavoured ice cream!

Who knows! Maybe the tower warped Bruno's Ice Cream to Bruno's Pizza, bc it is Pizza tower and not Ice Cream tower hehe

Also, Pep does love ice cream, but that's maybe unrelated!)

#ooc post #I'm gonna make a theory tag so I can read them later hehe #theory post #but fr this was a fun read!!!#so thank you for spilling your thoughts <3 #also did I basically draw Pep doing the same thing as the previous post?#yes! but he deserves all the treats!!!#also cw tags!#death //#death mention //#guns //#you didn't say gun but it was implied so just in case

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diyahatnight · 1 year

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Warnings: There is NO smut just a little tension with Cyno x f! Reader

Stop reading this old stuff i’m not proud of them

This story will be based off a female.

Summary: You and Cyno have been a couple for while now, but y’all don’t act like it. Y’all are always arguing and blaming eachother over stupid stuff… in a silly goofy way, but to the point people believe you 2 are siblings.

More: Sorry for any grammar issues and typos lmk if you guys would want more!!❤️

You and Cyno went on a commission together like you always do but this time it was a tad different from what usually happens…

Cyno was holding your hand and dragging you while running. As you were trying to catch up you weren’t paying attention and tripped on a thick tree root, which caused you to fall and you dragged down Cyno with you.

Both of you covered in mud.

You and Cyno standing I front of his sister Candace while she is eyeballing you two.

“He did it.”

You tell the tall blue haired girl while she is mean mugging the both of you.

Cyno side eyes you and you shrug your shoulders, Because then again it was technically his fault. Candace then replies with.

“ I don’t care who’s fault it is. Both of you grab some clothes and go to the spring and clean yourselves up..!”

The both of you nod and say “okay”.

You and Cyno are walking through Sumeru both you and his extra clothes in his hand because you didn’t feel like carrying anything. Luckily you have an oh so ‘lovely’ boyfriend next to you who will do anything for you.

(You aren’t using him)

“What is your problem..?” He asks you.

“What do you mean?”

You are confused… Is he actually upset about our arguing? And the way we’ve been acting lately.

“We have doing this arguing stuff for a while now. People don’t even think we are a couple anymore..”

You look at your boyfriend who barely wears a shirt, walking around with his chest and abs out. You love it so much you just wanna… (‘what was I saying again’) you say to yourself..

“You don’t really love me honestly.” You reply to his comment.

He looks at you, looking in your eyes trying to read you and see if you really meant what you said. He thinks you are gorgeous and perfect. He loves you deeply, you are the only thing he cares about if you think about it… besides his sister at least.

“What?” You say

“Nothing”

You continue looking forward. Whilst he looks at you from the corner of his eyes

‘Hmmm’

He was quiet the rest of the way to the spring…

Once reaching the spring he gives you your clothes and a robe and you part ways.

You are getting ready to sink in the warm spring water undressing, taking off your shirt then your bra and your pants. You are so focused on getting into the warm spring you don’t hear you lover entering through the door.

Cyno walks up to you placing his hands on your waist. You are startled a little bit till you realize that it’s your lover from his arm sleeves.

He turns you around and you obliged. Once you are facing him, he slowly walks you back to a wall. Holding onto your waist and pushing you against a wall while inches away from your face. He replies to that comment you made about him not loving you.

“I do love you (name)… I deeply love you.”

“…the way we act… I thought that was just our relationship. Who cares what people think?”

“…promise me..”

“Promise me that you will let me know if I’m doing anything wrong, I need you.. I desire you. And I don’t want to lose you.”

You are stuck by the word that just came out this beautiful man’s mouth. He is intensely staring into your eyes until you see his eyes trail to your lips. You know he is about to kiss you.

“Please..?” He asks

He looks into your eyes. He can tell it’s a yes by reading your eyes… He then kisses you tilting his head to deepen the kiss. You with your eyes closed and gripping on his back to try and keep balance, getting butterflies in your stomach and your lady below the belly button.

He then pulls away to catch his breath. He leads his lips to your jawline trailing to your neck. You covering your mouth so no noises come out while trying to say something to him.

“…F-ck… Cyno-not right there….. please-“

He doesn’t listen as he continues to leave you marks that he adores to see on your body. In your mind you are thinking how it was unfair, oh how much you wanted to leave your boyfriend some marks too but you cannot.

Because your white haired boyfriend walks around half naked all the time, how are you going to explain them to his sister Candace?

You accidentally let out a noise out which gets your electric guard dog excited. (‘Oh shi-..’) you think. Some things are gonna go down. ;)..

THIS WASNT AS GOOD AS MY OTHER ONE AND IT WAS SHORT BUT I STILL HOPPED YOU LIKED IT;).

#Cyno #cyno scenarios #cyno x reader #genshin cyno #cyno x you #cyno x y/n #cyno fluff #genshin fanfic #genshin impact #fanfic #cyno headcanons #request #short reads #thank you #cynonari #cyno imagines #tension #cyno tension

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trollex-is-gay · 27 days

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Completely forgot to follow up to this post but HERE WE GO !!!

Also buckle up this post is long bc if there's one thing I will not do it is make brief post. Also I have a lot of opinions on this.

First off I have to put the one that's been on my mind the most: I think Velvet and Veneer would get on great with Electra but specifically two different versions of him. Velvet would vibe with pre-2018 rehaul Electra and Veneer would lean closer to post-2018 rehaul Electra. Both versions are major huffy puffy rich divas who don't like things not going their way, but post-2018 holds a slightly more mellow tone to him while still being just as much of an antag as his colorful counterpart, which I thing matches Velvet and Veneer pretty well. Idk if anyone else has noticed but Velvet has brighter and more saturated eyeshadow than Veneer in their final fits, at least it looks that way to me. Pictures for reference it makes more sense this way:

Second I have to mention one that's stuck to me hardcore and that's Poppy and Pearl but SPECIFICALLY post-2018 Pearl. Any possible starlight express fans seeing this post might think pre-2018 would be more sensible bc they're both pink but the thing is they have major personality contrasts. I think that post-2018 Pearl would get on better with Poppy because she has a younger and more peppier feel to her than her counterpart does, what she lacks in color she makes up for in being So Incredibly Confused all the time and honestly she just radiates Poppy to me far more than pre-2018, so yeah I think post-2018 Pearl would be good friends with Poppy. Hell great friends even. Though I ALSO think that Poppy would get along great with Rusty because he's a very excitable character and he has the EXACT determination and drive to succeed that Poppy has, the biggest difference between them though is that Rusty is a lot quicker to give up, he's got support but where Poppy has an entire kingdom at her back Rusty only had a handful of people and only two of them were complete steady support (I'm not knocking the Rockies bc their advice to him was genuine but hey read the room he knows the system sucks). Though on that note I think Rusty could get along good with Branch too, probably a tad bit closer with Poppy but they'd both be his pals in my eyes.

Poppy how come u get two cool train friends who happen to be a couple!!

Next up, I really do believe that both Greaseball and Flat-Top would get along with ALL of the rock trolls. But like specifically the rock trolls. Genuinely. Flat-Top would be more receptive to all of them while Greaseball would be less inclined to get personal with a lot of them and would chill better with the more titular guys like Barb. Flat-Top is just generally very punk and wild while Greaseball is very self-confident. I don't know how well Val and Flats would get on but I do believe he and Riff might get long better than he would any of the others. Greaseball would however get along best with Barb and mostly tolerate the others, maybe he'd enjoy Demo's company, but DEFINITELY not Blaze Powerchord. GB and Electra's rivalry is canon proof that diesel CANNOT STAND people as overconfident as he is.

^^^ pictured Barb and GB being silly because Greaseball's a self-absorbed dude and Barb is aggressive but what they have in common is they're actually goobers and few people truly see this. This is also part of why I think they'd be friends.

SAME PICTURE. Flat-Top is the brick truck on the left btw.

Anyway that's all I have for now it's like almost 11:50pm but I hope you see my vision and I hope I can convince people of each fandom to take a peek at the other bc as a trolls and starlight express fan I think these fandoms should have way more overlap, they're both goofy silly pieces of media that get looked down upon by the people outside of them for being fun and whimsical. Solidarity and all that.

#trolls #trolls band together #trollstopia #trolls world tour #starlight express #stex #THEY ARE SO!!!! I love mixing my hyperfixations #also trolls fans please listen to starlight express it's really good. we're getting a brand new non-replica production next month too #and I mean like if you wanna watch it dm me I can and will hook you up with some bootlegs 👀

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tenebriism · 1 month

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Zack and Iggy for the ship meme~

Send Me a Ship and I'll Tell You . . . [ ACCEPTING ] ;;

IGNIS X ZACK :

Who is more likely to hurt the other?

Not intentionally, but I feel like Ignis would hurt Zack before Zack would hurt Ignis.

Who is emotionally stronger?

I don't think either one of them trumps the other when it comes to this. They've both been through hell and back and haven't let a single damn thing keep them down, so they can split the crown and half and share this, because they've earned it.

Who is physically stronger?

This is a tough one, too! They've both been trained, albeit very differently, and though their fighting styles and choice of weaponry aren't the same, they would both be formidable in a fight against each other. If they were to ever spar or ( gods forbid ) have to legitimately fight each other, it wouldn't be one sided by any means. I think they'd both go down at the same time, if not, within minutes of each other.

Who is more likely to break a bone?

Zack. XD More reckless, more hardheaded than Ignis, for sure.

Who knows best what to say to upset the other?

Neither. They would never, ever do this to each other. They may know WHAT to say that would fuel the fire, but neither of them would on purpose. They're not vindictive or petty like that towards each other.

Who is most likely to apologize first after an argument?

They're both extremely good at owning up to their mistakes, so I'd say this is equal.

Who treats who’s wounds more often?

I'd say this is equal, as well. Ignis protects the heir apparent and Zack is a glaive. They're on the battlefield pretty regularly.

Who is in constant need of comfort?

Probably Ignis? Zack is such a big ball of energy and sunshine, that it's hard to ever imagine him making it obvious that he NEEDS comfort... not that Ignis isn't good at masking when he's upset. I'd even argue he's an EXPERT at it, but I also think Zack is just REALLY good at noticing when Ignis IS down, even without Iggy having to say so. It's like INSTINCT. Ignis also gets frustrated and irritated far more, so that would definitely be cause for comfort.

Who gets more jealous?

Hm. Equaaaaaaal? I say this without much confidence. Ignis definitely gets jealous, but never shows it. I can't speak for Zack, though.

Who’s most likely to walk out on the other?

:) I think we know the answer to this one. Ignis.

Who will propose?

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!! :D

Who has the most difficult parents?

I'll admit, I don't know TOO much about Zack's parents, so I'll go the same route and say they're equal on this?

Who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?

Zack, to start, but once Ignis is comfortable, he quite enjoys holding Zack's hand.

Who hogs the blankets?

ZACK... but it's okay, because he's a heater, so Ignis can just curl up around him, or in his arms, and be perfectly fine even without the blanket.

Who gets more sad?

This one's a tough one. I think they both get sad, but don't show it as much? Zack might show it a TAD bit more than Ignis, in comparison, but Zack is better at picking up on it when it comes to Ignis.

Who is better at cheering the other up?

Zack. Another puppy dog, ' opposites attract ' muse who can make Ignis smile by just being right beside him. He knows exactly what to do and say to make Ignis feel better, and won't hesitate to stop UNTIL Ignis feels better. Such is not to say Ignis wouldn't do the very same, but Zack is definitely better at it.

Who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?

Zack, as the goofy one in the relationship. XD

Who is more streetwise?

100% Zack, just from his own, individual experiences. Ignis' upbringing was a lot stricter, more routine, and more limited.

Who is more wise?

Ignis, because he was taught to be from birth. He's a walking, talking book of life lessons, life hacks, and rules.

Who’s the shyest?

Ignis. I can't imagine Zack with an ounce of shyness in his body.

Who boasts about the other more?

Zack, Zack, Zack. He's like Ignis' personal cheerleader, and it flusters Ignis every single time.

Who sits on whose lap?

Hilariously enough, I think Ignis would be the sitter. :) It wouldn't be of his own accord, at first; Zack definitely PULLS Ignis into his lap and playfully traps him, yet slowly but surely, Zack might just be surprised to find an Ignis depositing himself into Zack's lap. c;

@the-nexus ;;

#thenexus #[ THE HUSBANDS THE HUSBANDS THE HUSBANDS THE HUSBA---- <333333333 ]#muse ;; IGNIS ( ANSWERED ASK )#muse ;; IGNIS ( ♥ ZACK . THENEXUS )

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dreamii-krybaby · 1 year

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Oh god my silly goofy brain can’t stop but hi again! Its been a long time I wanted to post this somewhere so why not here?

Thoughts on the show Murder Drones:

Heads up: I personally suck when it comes to expressing thoughts or ideas,so sorry in advance if I all of this is a mess or gives a wrong idea,all of this are just my thoughts and opinions,if you disagree with them thats ok! Just be respectful

So as for now I have watched and seen every single official content of MDs and boi its a blast of a series! I originally knew Glitch Productions from Meta Runner! Anyways

I love the series,but like with everything,it has its problems

The humor in the show was a bit too “on the nose” for me in the pilot,but the jokes have grown in me,and EP2 nails it with my humor taste!

As for the animation? Stunning but it does bother me a little but that is has a lot of problems with clipping,especially the pilot but EP2 doesn’t seem to have as many as the pilot. The clothing of the characters sometimes look…wonky? I guess thats how I would describe it?

And as for the writing? I feel like it has a lot of potential but it seems like thats cut short due to the fact that the series is going to be short (being around 8 episodes according to the fan wiki) and also with the amount of minutes episodes have (I wouldn’t mind having to wait longer for 40 mins episodes of MDs) so some concepts seem to has a really fast pace for me

I think my main problem with is Ns redemption arc,Now now put down your pitchforks please-

I don’t mind N switching sides since the pilot,its more of its execution…it felt a tad bit rushed

I would have enjoyed that before N spared Uzi,in the time they were bonding in the ship,bc at that time N thought Uzi was a DD, I would have liked if they talked about how they feel around other people. Like maybe uzi could make a joke or a reference on how shitty school is for her,how her people reject her,maybe that she is constantly alone and doesn’t feel loved by her father. And the both could bond over the fact they are outcasts and desperate of approval or affection. This could make N sparing Uzi as more of “the last straw” since he already knows how shitty people treat her,seeing her dad leaving her for dead be “the nail in the coffin” for him. Basically make them bond over their shared problems before Uzis spare.

I understand that Ns killing spree in the pilot happened bc he wanted to get rid of Uzis railgun,but he also wanted to take down Uzi too and he also killed a bunch of WDF members. If he truly wanted to just get rid of the gun he could have simply stole it and destroy it but he didn’t why? Because he wanted to “give his best” but I feel like that didn’t come to me after a few weeks of analyzing it (or maybe am stupid) So make this man show his desperation,show this cinnamon roll desperation for approval even if it means killing innocents,he wants nothing more but the safety and approval of his co-workers and the company to extreme lengths.

Anyways back to him switching sides,I want the this boyboss to suffer- OK OK HEAR ME OUT PLEASE-

N does show regret from all the mass murder,but lets make that shit even better. I want to see N having a existential crisis,I want him to be consumed by guilt by the fact he killed thousands,ruined countless of families and gave them insane amount of trauma.

I want him to deal with the fact he did horrible things and there is nothing he can do to fix it. I want him to be scared of himself . I want Uzi to be hesitant of befriending him,maybe even sometimes getting flashbacks from their first encounter making her afraid of N,making N feel horrible about himself.

I want him to go “well,I definitely have done horrible things that can’t be undone,but I can change for the better”

Like please it would be the perfect arc for him PLEASE-

And of course,I want to see some WDs still be terrified,angry,scared of him. Like even of he saves a bunch of WDs some of them will still resent N for all the damaged he has causes in the past. He could Encounter WDs who had scaped from him,family members or friends of the ones he killed,and they simply can’t bear to trust him which is completely valid

It could also be a nice contrast to Uzi’s arc,Him having a redemption arc and having to earn some of the colony’s trust and accept the fact that he can’t be trusted by everyone unlike Uzi’s arc which is literally a Villian arc and loosing trust of everyone around her that she slowly gained

Edit: Btw I am aware that N wasn’t malicious or anything and just simply following orders,this is more after he switches sides,like after he realizes WDs were actually innocent lil dudes vibing,all of this is more of a “oh shit,oh fuc-“ moment

I also want to see Js backstory,maybe a bit more depth for her,I hope we get a backstory for her and it explains her hatred for N

I hope to also see a bit if more Vs character and development! She wasn’t really someone I was interested in until EP2 (Damm EP2 was really a step up)

I honestly enjoy most of the character because they aren’t simply “good or bad” (except for J,lizzy,they are jerks. Thad is literally a saint. And also I don’t personally consider Khan being “bad”,like yeah he fucked up he isn’t malicious or evil)

Speaking of khan…I actually grown on him,no joke,let me explain

Yes he left Uzi for dead,which is horrible but understandable. The more you look at it my man was having a ptsd attack,he was shaking for gods sake,he probably wasn’t thinking straight. He also showed deep guilt in doing it

Yes information gotten from the backgrounds have shown he prefers doors over Uzi and in an interview he calls her a disappointment,which is horrible but some of his thoughts process are understandable or have changed (I think)

At the end of EP2 he does show genuine care for Uzi he just..sucks at parenting which can happen! You can care for someone and want to but your execution sucks ass

I honestly find his character fascinating,it seems (and I hope) that the direction they are going to take his character is from being a shitty father to improving as one

I have rarely seen parental characters who start shitty but later improve for the sake of their loved ones,which is super fun and can have wholesome moments

(Btw am not justifying Khans actions,am just telling you that they are understandable)

Also the ending of episode EP2 has shown that Khan may have some tension with N,which is valid honestly and I am excited how it will play out

Also we need more content of Thad,Uzi and N bonding together (I call them the TUN squad)

I also want Lizzy character development,please give the lesbian development like her gf. I only slightly like her bc of her funny moments and bc she is pretty.

Also am so sorry but the WDs school uniform needs a redesign am so sorry- like what are those colors??? They look fine by themselves but they don’t match with the color pallet of the students!

I also prefer Dolls hair color from her concept art or from the pilot,and I want Lizzy to have pink tips in her hair like her concept art

Also I know I want the idea of the boyboss going through a complex redemption arc but I need more Evil laughs from this man..please…🛐🛐🛐🛐 His short ass evil chuckle from the pilot and the teaser makes me go 🛐🛐🛐 (as you can see I am very down bad for this man)

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Hello! Could you write Lee!Tomioka switch!Tanjiro and Ler!Nezuko?? Obv when u got the time :3

You're late!

I originally was gonna decline this request as I'm not sure how I would write a fic within the Demon Slayer universe but then it hit me. There's the Academy spin off that's much more wholesome and goofy and more my taste. I did read the first 3 chapters of the manga when it came out and I really liked it so I thought why not make this fic within that universe instead. There's no dead people or people missing any limbs (I'm still coping after a certain train incident LMAO), it's just them doing silly stuff. I do apologize if you don't end up liking the approach I went with. Depending how well this fic does I might write more for them in the future.

Also I changed the prompt up a bit. Hope you enjoy~

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Giyuu x Tanjiro x Nezuko DS academy (platonic)

Lees: Giyuu, Tanjiro

Lers: Giyuu, Tanjiro, Nezuko

Warnings: Tickles!

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School was about to start at any moment. Tanjiro and Nezuko were rushing with all their might over to the school gate before they got in trouble. If they were even a tad late they'd be met with Giyuu's wrath and that's no fun. Just when they tought they were in the clear, they were welcomed by an angry Giyuu, his infamous bamboo stick in hand. "You two are late" he said sternly "I assume neither of you have an excuse at hand".

Tanjiro quickly tried to come up with an excuse to get out of that mess "W-we uhh... NEZUKO RUN!" he suddenly yelled out as he wrapped himself around the teacher's waist to prevent him from moving. If atleast Nezuko could get to class then that was good enough for him, he would gladly sacrifice himself.

"What are you doing you braHAT?!" a strangled laugh escaped Giyuu when Tajiro accidentally squeezed at his hips. He quickly caught onto what happened and started squeezing with purpose.

"Nezuko I've got him distracted! Go run now!".

The demon girl quickly bolted on out of there, but couldn't help but feel guilty for leaving her brother behind. She stopped in her tracks and turned around to see a cackling Giyuu with Tanjiro clinging onto him for dear life. It was actually kinda funny to witness the stoic hashira laughing so wildly. "GYAHAHAHA! ST-STAHAHAP IT!" he tried smacking Tanjiro with his stick but his skull was too thick to even budge.

"Never!" Tanjiro kept on squeezing at the ticklish hips as if his life depended on it, which it did.

"THAHAT'S IT! YOU'RE SOHO DEHEAD!" Giyuu decided to play dirty and gave Tanjiro a taste of his own medicine by squeezing at his sides.

"GAH-! WAHAIT!" he squealed as he instantly folded on himself. Wrapping his arms around his sensitive torso. But Giyuu managed to keep squeezing at the tickle spot with ease.

"Not so tough now" he said with his usual stoic expression, as if he wasn't just laughing his head off a moment ago.

"AHAHAHAHA! WAHAHAIT! I'M SAHAHARRY!!!" Tanjiro screeched in laughter as he crumbled down onto the floor, Giyuu following him with ease.

"Consider this your punishment for being late" the water hashira proceeded to scribble along the younger one's tummy, making him squeal and shriek in ticklish glee.

"NAHAHAHA! N-NEZUKO HEHEHELP!".

Hearing her brother's ticklish screams, she quickly rushed over to help him. She snuck behind Giyuu and scribbled her long nails up and down his sides.

"PFFT! AHAHAHAHA!" he screeched in surprise laughter as he quickly clamped his arms down his sides.

"Y-yeheah Nezuko get him!" Tanjiro encouraged as she scribbled all over the hashira's ribs and armpits, sending Giyuu into hysterics.

"NAHAHAHA! STAHAHAP IT!" I wouldn't be surprised if the entire school heard Giyuu's obnoxious laugh. He fell to the side as he tried his best to curl up on himself, he was too ticklish for this. Once he saw an opening, Tanjiro grabbed Nezuko by her hand and they both quickly went to their class. Leaving a tickled out Giyuu laying limp over at the school gate.

"You're the best Nezuko!" he praised her as he rubbed her head affectionately before entering the classroom. They had math class with Sanemi, hopefully he won't scold them as well... or force them to do math homework outside.

Later that day, Rengoku happened to walk by the school gates, where he noticed Giyuu laying all limp on the floor. Panting as if he had ran a marathon. "What happened to you?".

"I don't wanna talk about it..." Giyuu's face softly flushed as he curled on himself once again, remembering the embarrassing situation.

"Y'know, earlier today I heard someone laughing all weird and obnoxious. Apparently that young Kamado and his sister were tormenting a teacher...".

"Gahh don't remind me!" Giyuu bursted out as he quickly got up, trying to do anything else in that moment.

"Awe come on, I was just teasing!" Rengoku snickered as he happily followed behind him, he definitely wasn't gonna let him live it down.

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Ngl this was a lot of fun to write. I can't sleep so decided why not write it now. I think I will write more for demon slayer in the future ^^

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