#he just doesnt care

[forthetaintedmemes]

Poe: *in tears because Dazai called Karl a trash panda*

Ranpo: Apologize. Now.

Dazai: Or what?

Ranpo: Ed I need you to write me a book about a wine shop that never closes. I think our rental Executive could use another vacation. One he'll never want to leave.

*takes off glasses to squint at Dazai*

Ever.

Dazai:.....I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Ranpo: Ed add a puppy.

Dazai: OK HOLD ON!

#ranpo knows the definition of a war crime #he just doesnt care #ranpoe is so soft compared to the rest of our disaster gays #ranpoe #soukoku #ranpo edogawa #brat tamer and fuck around and find out specialist #bsd poe #dazai #in denial #osamu #chuuya nakahara #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #bungou stray dogs #bsd

[kaseikiwi]

saw this meme on twitter and had to draw it w geto

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk fanart #geto suguru #jjk geto #jujutsu geto #gojo knows its not anonymous #he just doesnt care #technically stsg

[hearts4juzi]

au where michael is a robot william made forever ago n forgot about and cc and elizabeth find him in a closet and get him out, dust him off, and turn him on, and are super exctied about this discovery just to find out he is the meanest motherfucker they've ever met

#completely sentient btw #hes not like. stupid robot who doesnt know hes being mean #no he knows #he just doesnt care #idk what id call it but meh #it seems funny and silly. #hed be buds with fredbear n springbonnie #tzu rambles #fnaf au

[beansnpeets]

Got home from work. Sprocket is acting like she needs to go out. Ask Jon when they were out last. He says an hour and a half ago. Asked him if she did anything while she was out there. He shrugged. I told him she eats things if he doesn't watch her. He grunted, didn't look up from his phone. Screaminggggggggg.

#personal #barkin up some trees #he just doesnt care #even tho i have asked him to please not leave her in the yard unattended a million times #and he REFUSES to listen #thinks my rules are stupid #absolutely infuriating

[haunted-xander]

Got hit with sudden xbc3 brainrot and it motivated me to finally make the comic idea I got after completing Alexandrias ascension quest!

#i love alex so much shes SO fucked up #her ascension quest was a total whirlwind of emotions #and her dynamic with valdi is so interesting #like yeah shes pissy bc he totaled her colony that one time #but hes also the walking anthesis of everything shes centered herself around #alex works by delegation and detachment- purposefully keeping herself at a distance from others #to protect her people #by making herself appear as an immovable opponent #and alex is constantly hyper-aware of everyones doings and inner workings #bc shes paranoid and only confident in her usefullness #while valdi is the exact opposite #hes barely a commander and he doesnt organize. at all. #hes oblivious and scatterbrained- simple-minded #hes forgiving to a fault and always sees only the best parts of people until their faults are glaring him in the facr #and its not that hes stupid- he KNOWS people have flaws and he does see them #he just doesnt care #sorry for ranting i have too many thoughts #alexandria #valdi #xenoblade chronicles #xenoblade chronicles 3 #xbc #xbc3 #not tagging spoilers anymore bc its been out for like 5 months #art #my art #xanders art #xanders haunting art #digital art #fan art

[waterlogged-detective]

🗺️ - What languages do they speak?

🎁 - How do they feel about their birthday/birthdays in general?

OC Asks

🗺️- Ah, see this is one of those questions where if you ask Doe you’re going to get a different answer than what’s true, but not because he’s lying. So Doe speaks American English as well as sign language. However his first language would technically be Sumerian or Latin as a good number of the texts he’s made of are in those languages. The problem that arises is that since Doe believes he’s American and that he only knows English…he doesn’t realize that he can speak and understand anything else. There’s a bit of a disconnect as it’s not something that comes up to the point where it would contradict his world view. (Eventually I plan on Doe figuring out he’s just words but not for a good while yet.) So uh. That’s your horribly complicated answer I’m sorry my son’s like this.

🎁- Doe doesn’t have a birthday actually!! He wouldn’t celebrate it if he did though, he doesn’t like holidays in general. He doesn’t see the point. Like, he understands why other people may celebrate these things and he’ll bring you a gift on your birthday or holiday that you celebrate as a show of friendship and camaraderie but beyond that he’s just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. He sees it just as a social sort of thing that he doesn’t care about.

#in theory Doe knows a few other languages but he…doesnt know he knows them #boy im bad at explaining #the birthday thing isnt very deep tbh #he just doesnt care #thank you sm for the ask!!! #sorry if it doesnt make sense does anachronistic #giorgione cordileone

[kinjishiki]

shiki:   i may be ugly ...

indigo:   ... but ?

shiki:   hm ?   oh ,   no that’s all i had to say.

#* ROGER CALL ME BACK / OOC. #at least he knows #he just doesnt care

[not-lock]

imagine anons running around in locks clothes

what a messed up thing

Messed up? I don't know. It just happens

It's par for the course really

#ic #ask post #he just doesnt care #if it makes em happy hes just like shrugs whatever #he wouldnt let them take everything but he doesnt mind losing a hoodie or two

[bluerosefox]

It's shenanigans time guys

So have this DpxDc idea.

So, the Justice League and the Light (OR villains in general) have two newish members, they've both been around for about a year and they're from the same plane of existence (a place called the Infinite Realms according to those who dabble in the occult)

And the two seem to have some serious beef with each other.

Wisp and Wrath are basicly feral cats hissing and hekles raised when they spot the other and their fights normally ends in draws. They're evenly matched and sometimes the two even fight to the point they are out of steam and just fist fight.

Needless to say everyone believes they totally hate each other and might one day kill (or end?) One of them.

So everything gets turned upside down when suddenly both factions of heros and villains are suddenly summoned to the Infinite Realms.

In a throne room.

In front of the Infinite King (or most commonly known as the Ghost King)

A King who looks very, very much like Wisp and Wrath (like yeah the two do sometimes look alike, like when they grin with sharp teeth and their hair color, but one has blue skin and red eyes for crying out loud!)

He's staring at them, glowing green eyes that seemed to just... know.

"Welcome to the Infinite Realms. I am King Phantom." His voice echoing in the throne room and seemed to rattle them deeply, like a sudden chill in the early morning.

"I have summoned you all here for a single reason." He continued to say "Tell me..."

Here he paused, closed his eyes before leaning back on the chair then he smiled big and cheerfully asked.

"How are my kids doing in your world? Dan and Ellie arent causing too much chaos in their wake are they? They tend to go a tiny bit overboard sometimes but what siblings don't when they rough house you know. Tell me everything."

#danny phantom #danny fenton #crossover #dp x dc #blue rambles #danny phantom dc #writing ideas #random idea #dpxdc #dani phantom #danielle fenton #dan fenton #dan phantom #Danny is Dan and Ellie's dad in this one #ghost king danny #prince Dan #princess dani #One is Wisp and the other is Wrath #one is with heroes while the other is with villains #and they fight each other when given the chance #everyone thinks they HATE each other #but theyre just being Realm Siblings #meaning they go rough in their playing #who is who is up to you and whose on what side #Danny's been King for a while btw #he also knows which side his kids are on #he doesnt care as long as they dont cause world ending stuff #to much paperwork for the Realms #Danny summoned the two factions for a parent teacher conference tbh #he wants to know how his kids are fairing in their world

[denkies]

#this is canon btw (source: revealed to me in a dream) #anyway i think every woman in the series should clown on denji more. as a treat. #chainsaw man #csm #power chainsaw man #denji chainsaw man #denji #lesbian power + bisexual denji solidarity (i don't take constructive criticism nor do i care about denji saying he doesnt like men) #its okay guys he was just in the denial phase of bisexuality. hes normal about it now #aki hayakawa #aki chainsaw man #denji hayakawa #power hayakawa #THIS IS AT 12K WHAT THE FUCK

[koipepo]

That omake of little Kabru not being able to show off his howetown sweets because of Misril gets to me a lot so...

Here's a happier Kabru (and Lairu)

#kabru #lairu #labru #laios #dungeon meshi #my art #my fanart #fanart #idk why i resort to fluffy fanart even tho i keep thinking and seeing gag/hornt lairu stuff #kabru is just so.. fascinating and actually endlessly tragic #i kinda like that ryoko kui doesnt try to over-explain or dramatize her characters that have tragic backstories. it makes her world that- #-much more believable and realistic. that being said i will devour more kabru stories from her #i kinda cant stop thinking abt kabru (and to an extent lairu) #ik in Lairu/Labru fanart Kabru is usually depicted as humorously in denial guy #but i see it everywhere and it made me think more of their more understanding phase in the epilogue #maybe laios is ooc here but i think he will also warm up to human connection now that he actually has people he cares abt around him #(and maybe because kabru is teaching him tips and trick to be a Normal Guy lmao) #im also not very good at humor so theres only so much i can do with gag lairu 😂

[eternallovers65]

The idea of poseidon only helping percy because he saw athena not helping annabeth is so funny because it shows how messy the Greek gods are like wdym you have a millennium old beef with your niece and the only reason you saved your kid it's so you can say you're better parent than her???

#im sorry to everyone who thinks poseidon did it because he loves percy (maybe he does) but i promise you he was putting his interests first #greek gods are the selfish mfs out there and athena proved that for us they dont care that much #also as i said before even if he did that to prove to percy he doesnt need to do all of that to have his love poseidon still needs to prove- #himself a lot more and it just makes sense for greek gods to be this messy #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #poseidon #athena

[desomniis]

#I had to slow this moment down okay #I need to savour every second of Charles just admiring Carlos like this #Oh to be looked at like that #he really doesnt care anymore just like Carlos #Its going to be a fun year indeed #charles leclerc #16 #carlos sainz #55 #charlos #1655 #c2 #carlos sainz jr #mine

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts year 2 day 27

Danny watched on as Nightwing- his literal soulmate- did an amazing backflip off of a roof, spinning several times in the air before landing gracefully on the top of another building. Nightwing was so graceful and in control of himself and his movements. Danny found himself wondering how Nightwing would move as a ghost.

Heck, how would he look as a ghost? Would he have white hair like Phantom or blue hair like Ember? Maybe green hair like Kitty and Youngblood, but Ghostwriters hair was still black as a ghost so maybe he'd be like that?

Shaking his head he moved to get up from where he had been leaning up against an old chimney, Nightwing having long since left. How should he go about this anyway? He can't just go up to a famous vigilante and be like, "Hi I'm your soulmate. Wanna go out with a complete stranger who has no way of proving anything that they're saying?"

And there was the real issue. If Nightwing asked how he had seen his soulmark Danny could just tell the truth: he had seen it in that nasty fight last week where hoards of ninjas had attacked them and tore up Nightwings suit enough to see it from his vantage point.

But if he asked about Dannys soul mark...well that was harder to explain.

His own soulmark used to be on his torso before he died but after he stepped out of the portal it was gone. As in there wasn't a trace of it anywhere. It was one of the reasons he never went anywhere without a shirt anymore because he knew someone would eventually notice its absence.

He could probably explain it as Phantom to make it more believable but he would have to get Nightwing to know Phantom more for him to trust him.

Which lead back to "how do I introduce myself to him without earning an electrified stick to the face?"

After a phone call with Jazz, where she basically gave him the long winded version of "Just be yourself! You were made for eachother after all." He decided that yeah! He can use his ghostly instincts to guide him! Whats the worst that could happen?

Cue Nightwing and the other bats in the batcave a week later, crowded around a table covered in pictures of captured villians and thugs. All of them were the same. All of them showed a subject laying on thier bellys hog tied, and in a cage with the words "horny jail" etched into it.

The only real connection that all of these lowlifes had was them making crude threats, creepy unsolicited advances, catcalling or otherwise being a creep towards Nightwing.

Conclusion: Nighting either has a fanboy following him around getting in over his head or he has a violent stalker staking a claim

Robin disagreed with his siblings. Clearly whoever is doing this is defending Graysons honor and Damian approves.

Danny thinks he's doing a good job in the "showing soulmate that you are capable of protecting him from weirdos" maybe he should get Nightwing an Anti-Creep Stick of his own...

#halloween prompts #prompts #dcxdp #dpxdc #danny phantom #danny fenton #batman #nightwing #death defying #dick grayson #fanfiction prompts #danny: im doing a good job of showing him i can protect him from creeps :D #most of the batfam: Is this a supervillian with a crush??? #danny once again labeled as a supervillian #and he keeps making it look worse and worse and only damian can see it for what it really is but no one believes him #dick: *finds anti creep stick that was left for him with a big bow on it“ oh no its progressed to gifts now #danny doesnt care if the relationship is platonic or romantic #he just wants Nightwing to like him and not be afraid of him

[monhiio]

Da-ge those look real heavy can I hold them for you??

#nie mingjue #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #hey guys #im very normal about him #just wanted u to know #this was just to study #anatomy u know #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #I NEED HIM SO BAD #IM GONNA DIE IF HE DOESNT REARANGE MY GUTS RN #I DONT EVEN CARE IF THIS IS TOO NICHE I NEED HIM

[dangoulains-devotion]

#FF7 #FF7R #FF7 Rebirth #Final Fantasy VII #Final Fantasy VII Rebirth #aerith gainsborough #barret wallace #my favourite synergy ability... solely for the animation its so cute and cool #sorry papa wallace for i am 1) not good at drawing facial hair and 2) was not mentally strong enough to draw your gun #one day i will but today was not that day #i worked on this for 9 hours straight it got to a point i zoomed out and was like why doesnt this look right #and it was bc i forgot his tattoo....... he's naked iwthout that #also i've never tried to do comic-y explosions and text before so i kind of just looked at clip art for reference and then yolo'd it #i hope it doesnt look terrible i've decided i no longer care to fret over it #i need you to understand that if you were to zoom out the camera on this photo #barret is proper crouched down and aerith is standing on a pile of books #so that they could attain a pose where she is leaning on his shoulder #I FORGOT MY OWN ART TAG bro im so tired #my art #<- i am moonlight elegy on twt