#he laughs at my dumb jokes

[campirebites]

ahdgsjdhsj nobody tell my budtender chris I have a massive crush on him and bc I went in today and he remembered that I prefer hybrid/sativa it’s MUCH WORSE

#drugs tw #camshitposts #his hair is kinda long and curly and he has a kind smile and eyes #he’s hot and wears an I❤️boobies rubber bracelet in our year of 2022 #he laughs at my dumb jokes #I hope he has the best day ever #Chris I’m kissing u on the mouth

[bulkhummus]

so blessed to own a Tesla🙏 🙏

#I saw one of the Minecraft looking ass stupid Teslas at work 2 days ago #and my boss laughed at it and then told them to move it bc they were parking and getting out even though the lot is clearly #labelled as employees only #typical Tesla driver #never saw a Tesla driver that didn't drive like they owned the fucking road #I cant believe people bought that thing it looks so mf dumb #it looks like it has the structural integrity of a 6'7 basketball players knees #it looks so stiff and no aerodynamics and just????? plain ugly???? #it was my first time seeing one in person and it was so mf ugly id feel like a fucking joke driving that thing on god oh my god #so naturally when I saw this behemoth in half life 2 I was like dog look I see where Elon stole the idea from #horrible that when I told my brother I saw one he was like “they're cool right??” and I was like 'WHATS THAT BROTHAAA BROTHER EWWWW“ LIKE #cmon man...... letting me down.... disgracing our blood line.... #ugh #wasn't gonna make him feel bad for his interests but he's 32 and grown so I did Think Some Thoughts #some of which were out loud #anyways #I have to get ready for work now #half life #half life 2 #hl2

[the1trueanon]

hehehehe finally got these done!! Reboot is so fun to draw; I swear drawing him just bursting into laughter immediately made me feel so much better about literally everything 🥰 He has such a pretty smile, especially when it's genuine. I love him being silly and giggly 🥰 I want him to just be able to laugh and be happy .....buuuut at the same time I also want to put him through so many of The Horrors(TM), so maybe my wants shouldn't be trusted XD

As always, Welcome Home belongs to Clown (partycoffin), and Reboot!Wally/the Reboot AU belongs to @bloodrediscream!💖💖

#augh im just #him giggle #sorry he has. melted my brain XD #ohhhhh my heart QwQ #but fr i just #i wanna make him laugh really hard at really dumb jokes #LUCKY FOR ME I HAVE SEVERAL FUNNY THINGS IVE FOUND THAT FIT HIM AND ROSEMARY #SO GUESS WHATS NEXT ON MY BRAIN LIST OF DRAWING THINGS?? >:D #*cackles manaically* #(....stares at my actor au stuff that i really need to work on 😅) #also i really hope im not bothering BloodRed too much 😅 #i know i @ them a lot 👉👈 but its because i draw him a lot!! #you gotta understand! hes a Very Pretty Boi (TM)!! #anon's art #welcome home #anon's doodles #welcome home puppet show #welcome home wally #welcome home au #wally darling #welcome home fanart #welcome home arg #reboot wally #reboot!wally #reboot wally au #welcome home reboot au #reboot welcome home au #reboot wally darling #reboot wally fanart #anon rambles in the tags

[indelicateink]

as an american, sam reid’s total inability to hide his contempt for overly fake-chipper american journalists, especially ones who Have Not Done The Assigned Reading know and care about the show, will never not be hilarious and iconic to me

#sometimes he can dial it back to civil blank apathy #but i have never laughed and cringed like that at the same time #sorry we’re so fake bro we’re just Like That #his frank tiredness with unoriginal or dumb questions is kinda refreshing #i think we first got it full-blast with It’s What’s Written In The Books last season #after 5K ‘why is it gay’ questions #but that latest Dish tv interview where the journo joked they thought he was dead holy fuck #defcon 1 levels of Done #it’s sort of fascinating since generally all celebrities play along with any interviewing atrocities they suffer though #american fakeism is the lowest bar to endure but the man is just a wall #lol don’t lose that sir #iwtv #interview with the vampire #okay no sorry this is my ted talk— #i mean he’s not alone frex some european actors in particular seem to pull out their best acting chops when #faced with shrilly chipper american interviewers #though sometimes you can catch the horror in their eyes #and hugh grant epically blanked that one effusive interviewer on the red carpet at the oscars the yr before last #and was almost assigned 40 lashes in the court of public opinion #(​until will smith sucked all the oxygen out of the room) #but sam reid is just full stop not going to reflect back. it’s…kind of awesome and not a little brave in this biz #anyway this has been my ted talk #saluting an icon 🫡

[quietwingsinthesky]

hi losing my mind at this part where lucifer starts laughing at something marin says and then sam? smiles at him?? like he also wants to laugh???

#tiny moment but i am holding it in my hands #babygirl how sleep deprived ARE you #the pictures are really not doing it justice. u know how sam has like. A Voice #that he uses whenever dean says something he doesn't want to admit he finds funny because it was so dumb #like one of dean's really bad jokes and u can tell that sam is like. this idiot :) #he's using that voice for a second in this scene right here and. #im sorry im losing it over this i have rewound it like six times (not just to get the pics) #tfw the devil is going to torture u to death. but also he is funny and v cute when he laughs and u don't want to admit it #filing this with the face sam makes in lucifer rising under 'times sam has made weirdly positive expressions at the devil' #samifer #sam winchester #hallucifer #spn

[s0fter-sin]

the world’s nittiest nitpick but ghost doesn’t tell puns, he tells dark jokes and military humour. soap is the one that goes for the puns. ghost uses dark humour as a coping mechanism and that’s so important to who he is, don’t mistake that for just a general sense of humour

#its so dumb but it bugs me so much when people make them interchangeable #ghost isnt the one pulling out the dad jokes thats soap #soaps full of puns in the camera mission #ghost doesnt tell a single one #the closest he comes is when the marine says hope hassans still in one piece and he says several will do easier to find that way #and even then its dark humour more than a pun #its so nitpicky and im way too intense about it but his dark humour is such a big part of his personality #using dark humour as a coping mechanism is so telling about who he is and what hes been through #it bugs the hell out of me when i see him slinging puns in fics #not having a go or anything #god knows ive laughed at enough fics of him telling dumb jokes #like i said its a nitpick and i have no other way of venting #so here lmao #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #ghost cod #ghost mw2 #ghostsoap #soapghost #soap mactavish #soap cod #soap mw2 #cod #cod mw2 #call of duty #modern warfare #we’re a team. ghost team

[mrfartpowered]

I’m so ill about Howard specifically because I have SOO many problems w the way he’s written and even the way he’s animated…but I see the Potential he could’ve had if they didn’t just slap the “funny fat guy” trope all over him and it makes me EVEN ANGRIER

#randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #rc9gn #howard weinerman #disney xd #but every time he makes me laugh out loud or I think he’s gonna do something interesting #they pull out a fart joke or a thinly-veiled fat joke or go HOWARD DUMB POINT AND LAUGH #and.just. AUGHHH my poor son I’m so sorry they did u dirty like that. I’m so sorry the 2010s Boy Show got to you #look man. if u think I’m reading too much into it. sTRAP IN #my favorite hobby is caring too much abt things that don’t matter 🫶 #ninj-originals

[angryonabus]

Matt: Raphaniel, if you would, please describe your final moments. Brennan: I've connected to the first place that ever felt like home — Me, shaking my fist at the screen: You haven't connected shit!

#dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #ravening war #ravening war spoilers #dimension 20: ravening war #d20 #and then he gave an amazing speech and died #and we were so busy laughing at my dumb joke that we missed it #and had to go back and play it again #twice

[bonnieisaway]

seven in the first half of s1 is played off with a lot of pervy jokes (that are a little annoying) which are pretty forgetable however the second in s3 seven even thinks for 1.2 seconds thirteen watched him change his entire face goes beet fucking red in this essay i will

i'm kidding i can't overthink this too i just think it's funny how dumb seven acts in the first season but then the second his brain is devoted to 1 (one) woman he stops knowing how to function around her. blushy seven blushy seven blushy seven blushy seven blushy seven blushy seven blushy seven blushy seven blushy seven blushy seven

#one of my biggest ss posts is me laughing at a smear frame of seven blushing #scissor seven #killer seven #meihua shisan #wu liuqi #seven is a dumb gay nerd who cannot comprehend actual romantic tension when he's not joking abt it #in this essay i will #(i then talk for 23 minutes looping htis back to the fact seven is probably touch starved)

[desultory-novice]

Ayo real question..got any more details about that melting magolor and marx thing you do? :3c

I had no idea Melting Magolor would become such a favorite!

Truthfully... I did write a little ficlet for it!

It was a Magolor POV thingy, immediately following where he shoos everyone off to engage in dangerous "Mimic Crown" experiments in private - only for the crown to immediately malfunction and painfully, terrifying melt him down into the gooey, immobile, barely verbal abomination we see in the comic.

[Read More / Bonus Pic]

(A-ahem, along with lots of muffled cries for Marx and panicked realizations that, oh god, HE sent Marx away, so there's no possible way Marx could find him and help him now. No one's going to find him here. He's going to die trapped in this room...!)

...But, uh, you know? I didn't end up liking it that much? I like angsty things, like A LOT, but even I try to steer away from angst that is just "...X character suffering for 30 minutes" or what have you. ^^;

I try to make sure there's a sparkle of hope / redemption / resolution / comfort in every angsty character piece I do. (Perhaps a comical cool-down panel or a promise of a sequel where things get better :looks at that Wicked King Magolor sequel I still haven't drawn: ) Or at the very least, if absolutely nothing else, cut away before it devolves into pure character torment.

But, hmm... If you want more...

I did imply that the solution to their problems was to call Claycia and have her use her powers to remold Magolor back to something resembling his original form (probably stuck with the little Mimic Crown, as it's just melted into his body at this point) but...that puts everyone back at square one, which is a little boring...

...it's possible that solution is temporary at best, because Mag's body is just that destabilized? (And since they can't remove the Mimic Crown from him, it continues to exert its power over him?)

So, the Mimic Crown starts causing his body to decay again if he gets stressed or exhausted. Or maybe he can only maintain his "regular" form for a few hours a day, and he returns to Melting Magolor at night? (Like some sort of cosmic horror Cinderella! XD)

And that's why Marx sleeps perched on him every night, singing him soothing lullabies in hopes that Magolor gets enough restful sleep that he has a chance of returning to the Magolor that Marx knows for at least a brief chunk of the day tomorrow...

Btw, Magolor's appearance of having "clothes" is just illusion magic; they melt back into his body when he starts losing his grip - except for the cloak, that's real. His speech is muffled (but comprehensible) even when he's stable, but he starts becoming more and more incomprehensible in melted form. Kirby and Marx both insist they can understand him just fine even then.

Marx is normally a complete troll to both his friends and enemies, but his experiences with Magolor taught him how to be a good caretaker and he took to it surprisingly well?! Guess he transforms that innate ability to know what'll drive people crazy and when into knowing what they need from you and when.

#Kirby #Marxolor #Marx Kirby #Magolor #Melty Magolor #cw: body horror #Dess Text Post #Dess Sketch Post #These two are among the more lovey of my Marxolor pairs #Marx...probably feels guilt for letting Magolor clone the crown #and not being there when Magolor used it #As a result he almost never leaves Mag's side #Magolor mostly feels dumb and regretful and sad #But then Marx will make a dumb joke to cheer him up #About how he can be the waterslide at his own theme park #Or how they should get matching buckets for their goo #And Magolor will laugh the way he used to laugh again

[bolly--quinn]

idk if ur still in the mood for drawing/asks, but if ur i hc that rick is into cooking/baking, specifically fancy french cuisin (pretty much baseless but he is making canapes in ricksy business and in the mr. nimbus ep he sets out beignets) soooo like… rick and child beth making food together maybe??

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #beth sanchez #beth smith #fan art #art #amramart #asks #he's just like tom cruise in cuisine lmao (yes i know the movie is actually called cocktail but i'm making a reference) #also i know nothing about french food #but i really liked that part in the spa ep where his healthy self offered to make beth a scallopine #i will domesticate this man. he will be domestic. he will be domestRick haha laugh at my dumb joke

[pidayforpi]

(I'm so dumb it took me 2 episodes to realise Bullfrog was inspired by Assassin's Creed.)

#yea guess what I'm watching now #captain laserhawk #(and yes I know I said a while ago I was watching Amphibia) #(but I can definitely finish this show soon enough) #(it's literally 6 episodes / ~3 hours in total) #started watching because of rayman #now frog boi is my favourite character #i realised he was based on assassin's creed when he did the T-pose dive #and then I realised his outfit as well #loving the show so much so far #this is like RotTMNT but higher rating #and homosexual #random thoughts #2023 Year End Random Thoughts #rip trish #← stupid dumb joke that only my weeb mind will laugh at

[little-puku]

what do you mean this is not how he become a warden? 

no pokemon? no problem! gotta use your bare hands! 

#submas #warden ingo #subway boss ingo #subway boss nobori #pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #pokemon legends #4koma #pokemon art #PLA #ingo #Adaman #irida #clan leader adaman #clan leader irida #ursaluna #wyrdeer #voltorb #braviary #is so dumb! haha I am laughing at my own joke of imagine Ingo battling wild creatures to survive but we all know that how he won't do it #he is a kind man haha

[bokatan]

in case anyone was wondering what my notes app looks like:

#there are worms in my brain and this is the kind of nonsense they’re manifesting today #today i learned that the old yeller movie came out in 1957 which means it’s fair game for me to say my dumb oc would know about it #so what’s stopping my oc from saying he’s being offered the old yeller treatment in regards to ghoulification and potentially going feral #bo.txt #something something dog jokes rabies jokes old yeller’s fair game #may or may not have a joke somewhere between this and the stray dog fic where it’s heavily implied that he kills his original dog #‘Bo isnt that your favorite oc?’ yeah my favorite to point and laugh at

[chaotictomtom]

sorry to be a little bastard hater but i can't stand the cesar jokes anymore it's ZZZZZSNORES like it's the same over and over every year the only one that made me laugh was that the bear post. i just think we have better jokes and bits on here that's all anyway back to lover mode

#man that laughs at anything and loves too many stuff even bad ones gets anxious he'll get hated on if he doesn't like smth #im so dumb #but i also don't like to be a party pooper this isn't me saying liking these jokes are stupid #i think im just tired to see mainly this on my dashboard gksbclsnkf

[sashimiyas]

osamu’s cheeks are so edible. fluffier than the onigiri he makes.

#reinas.inretrograde #i miss him so much #i want to drive my head into his belly. #i have also been thinking about atsumu! specifically where you’re hanging out in a group setting and atsumu tells #some dumb joke that everyone laughs at but suna! suna’s being a sneaky little stinker and keeps inundating you with his stupid nonsense and #with noah baumbach lore or something and won’t even share a single shred of your attention. and you hear atsumu laughing and you’re like #‘dammit! he just told a joke! i wanna be part of this!’ and suna’s lip twitches every time your eyes glance in his stupid friend’s direction #not like he’s a hater or anything. just likes causing trouble. i swear in my head this is an tsum x reader moment #suna’s stinkiness is simply overpowering