#he’s just. he’s just so great idk guys

[papercorgiworld]

Two idiots in love

A Theodore Nott imagine

I’m back! Apologies for my silence. Especially to the ones who’ve been sending me love, but I was really busy and barely had any time to open this app or my phone in general. I got this post and a few more coming in the next few days. I had a very productive evening and day so, yey me. Sending you lots of love! Happy readings!

— The request —

Plss do a Theodore fic where he tutors the reader in potions or something and he’s a bit rude but like sweet at the same time??? Idk like he thinks she really cute but can’t believe someone can be so dumb

— The writing —

Theodore was a quiet guy and not one to make a move on just any girl. Unless drunk, then he might end up in a bathroom with some equally wasted girl for a little make out, but actively searching for a girlfriend just seemed like so much work to Theo. He much rather just hang out with his friends and skip class to have a smoke. 

However, this did not mean that he was immune to having a crush. Oh no, he had a crush and the worst case of crushing. He was constantly thinking about you and stealing glances whenever he could. It wasn’t on him, you were just too damn perfect. It was almost annoying Theodore how amazing you were. 

“Hey, Theo mate. I have a question.” Enzo quips as he takes a seat opposite of Theodore and reaches for some toast. “No.” Theodore answers without looking up from his plate, making Mattheo and Blaise smirk, but Enzo isn’t fazed at all. “Fine. Your loss. I’ll just have to tutor (y/n) myself.” Theodore’s eyes shoot up to meet Enzo’s with a piercing look to determine whether his friend was bullshitting him or not. Enzo’s smile reveals his amusement but also that he was telling the truth. “She needs a tutor?” Theodore says with a calm voice, though there is an obvious hint of excitement in it. “Yes, apparently she blew her last potions test… like big time. And she’s so desperate to fix her grade she asked me to ask you, apparently ‘the smartest guy in class’ - her words not mine - to tutor her. I’m assuming you’re interested?” She thinks I’m the smartest guy in class. So she’s noticed me. She knows who I am. She knows I’m smart. That’s good. Really good. She knows me. “Theo?” Enzo askes breaking Theo’s train of thoughts. “Uhm-Yeah-I… I’ll think about it. If I have time. And stuff.” Blaise, Enzo and Mattheo stare Theodore with wide eyes. “Someone hit him.” Blaise finally speaks and Mattheo nods before raising his hand to smack Theo’s head. “If I have the time, bloody idiot.” Theodore pushes Matt’s hand away and narrows his eyes at Mattheo’s mockery and insult. “Just say you’ll do it.” Enzo urges and Theo looks at him for a second before nodding in agreement.

***

Pretty. Perfect. Potions-Peanut. Theo thought as he watched you screw up a simple brew for the third time, like he hadn’t just explained to you step by step how to do it. He was falling in love even more as you sighed and stared at your cauldron and back at your instructions. “I think I messed it up again.” Theodore chuckles at your sad and defeated expression. “You think?!” Theo jokes, but immediately worries that that might be a bit rude of him. “But uhm-do you know where it went wrong?” He asks and you focus on your instructions again in search of which step you screwed up. Your eyebrows knit together even more and Theodore can’t help but roll his eyes. “You really don’t have a clue what you’re doing, do you?” You drop your head a little. Great, I'm making a total fool of myself in front of Theodore Nott. Not only am I ruining my fantasy of ever having a chance with him, now he and his friends will be laughing at me for the rest of the year… 

“You can’t be this dumb? Check again, you’ll find it.” Theo breaks the silence and your eyes meet his with a hesitant look, before quickly searching for an answer on the list of instructions. Yes, I just called her dumb. Good work, Theo. Theodore grits his teeth as his anger with himself grows. After a few seconds of you searching for how you screwed up your potion and Theodore searching for something right to say, you are the first to speak up. “I give up, I suck at potions.” You let the paper in your hands fall on the desk in front of you and turn to look at Theo who gives you a surprisingly sweet smile. “Yeah you do, but don’t worry your pretty little head about it. I’ll explain it again…and better this time.” 

Your heart melts at his sweet voice and you feel your cheeks heat up. “You really don’t have to waste your whole evening explaining potions to me, I’m sure you have better things to do.” Theodore smirks at your blushed cheeks. “I’m sure I won’t be teaching you potions all night. At some point you’ll get it and successfully brew this… and then we can move on to more interesting subjects.” You look back at the papers on the desk and press your lips together to keep yourself from smiling like a love struck fool, while Theo's smug eyes scan your face with satisfaction. “Dumb, but so adorable.”

“What?” You look up at Theo and he looks absolutely horrified. “I didn’t mean to say that outloud.” He chuckles awkwardly and you can’t help but laugh. “I might be dumb, but you’re a first class idiot as well.” Theodore rolls his eyes, while an amused smile tugs on his lips. She’s right about that. I am an idiot. He reaches for the books on the desk, forcing his smile into a line. “Let’s just focus on potions.” You chuckle at his flusteredness. “Sure.” 

Both flustered your glance over at one another only to catch the other one already staring. The potion might not have been right, but the chemistry definitely was.

***

“Sooo, how did the tutoring go?” Mattheo asks as he catches up with Theodore in the hallway. “Great.” Theodore answers, but avoids eye contact with his friend, making him suspicious. “Great? What does that mean, she understands the material now?” Theodore chuckles and his tongue darts in his mouth. “No, she still doesn’t get it. Which means she needs another session. So, it went great.” Theodore explained, unable to hide his happiness now that he gets to spend more time with you. Mattheo just shakes his head in amusement. 

#slytherin #slytherin boys #theodore nott #theodore nott imagine #theodore nott x reader #papercorgiworldwritings

[every-sanji]

#one piece #sanji #black leg sanji #everysanji #thriller bark #ch472 #oh yeah i started a3/act! addict! actors! recently like. the anime #i'm enjoying it... i'm only 4 eps in to the spring/summer season but its fun so far #idk if i have a favorite but as much of a. caricature of middle eastern culture as he is i do think citron has some #really compelling character writing so far i'm excited to see more of him... #and itaru too. man itaru's va is insane #i've sent the video to all my friends basically but he also voices leo ensemble stars and samatoki hypmic #as well as a character in uh. mr devil's day off or whatever its called its almost 11pm i cannot remember the title #but its smth like that and anyway. the fucking range that man has???? like just compare gamer's high to birthday of music #and any mad trigger crew song with a heavy samatoki feature and like. you will notice. #and its the same guy doing all of those voices. what the fuck man #anyway. hoping by the time this posts i'll actually be further in a3... #i'm really into idol anime rn idk if you could tell................ #or things that fall into very similar subgenres since a3 is kinda. adjacent #but i7. great. amazing. you should watch it #<- only finished s1....

[sibylsleaves]

Hi, yes I'm here for the parenting differences/conflicts between established Buck and Eddie, pretty pls.

ok so the way i see it, you have the confluence of two pretty big shifts in the Buckley-Diaz family dynamic: one is Buck and Eddie starting a romantic relationship and the other is Chris becoming a teenager/starting high school.

I feel like the fact that these two things are happening around the same time (in my version of when Buddie get together, which is like s8 or soon thereafter) creates some excellent story fodder. We've already seen how Chris growing up/becoming a teenager has generated some new conflicts for them as a family in 7x01. A kid growing up and becoming a teenager means:

having to figure out and set new boundaries and ENFORCE those boundaries against the potential of Teenage Rebellion

greater independence which means more possible ways for them to fuck up and get into potentially bad or dangerous Situations

MUCH more complex processing of interpersonal conflict and emotion (and we know Christopher in particular has a LOT of things he needs to process!)

All of this is completely uncharted territory for all three of them and I could see this leading to some fun conflict in a number of different ways!

(readmore because this got long again lmao)

Like first maybe Chris does some typical teenager exploration and like, idk, tries alcohol for the first time. Eddie finds out and decides to handle it in one way, and Buck like actually disagrees with the way he wants to handle it but doesn't say anything because, right like, Eddie's Chris's dad he's not going to overstep. Then the situation escalates because maybe Eddie's tactic DOESN'T work and now Buck has to like gently bring up a different tactic and Eddie's like why didn't you say this sooner and Buck is basically like, well I didn't want to overstep? And they have to have an explicit conversation about like what Buck's parenting role actually is now that he and Eddie are together and Eddie is like, I want you to actually BE my partner in this like you're NOT just some new person trying to step into the role of parent, you've known chris since he was seven and I trust your judgement about this stuff. I WANT you to tell me when you have a different opinion, like I WANT this to be an equal partnership where we collaborate.

Or, maybe as part of this or maybe not, Chris opens up to Buck about something that's going on with him that he hasn't told his dad, because sometimes it IS easier to talk about stuff with someone who's not your dad (I know we're all like "Buck is Chris's parent" but like he's not ACTUALLY Chris's dad) and then Buck has to navigate like, does he need to keep Chris's confidence or does he need to go directly to Eddie with this? Like what's actually the right thing to do in the situation? (Also Buck HATES keeping things from Eddie so like, that would be tough for him too).

Or maybe there's a situation where Buck is being overprotective of Chris and Chris, being a teenager, actually gets annoyed with him about it and they have a fight. We've never seen Chris and Buck have real conflict and I think it would be a great opportunity for them to move into something that is a little closer to a parent-child relationship where Buck has to occasionally actually put his foot down with Chris and Chris has to actually express anger/negative emotion toward him.

I could definitely see Buck and Eddie both going to Bobby throughout navigating this, because not only is Bobby like the most Dad guy ever but he also had to figure out how to navigate parenting step-children. But of course Bobby's experience of that was very different, because he didn't know Athena's children before he started seeing her, whereas Buck and Chris have all this history completely independent of Buck and Eddie's romantic relationship.

#sibyl answers #bizzarebedtimestories #buddie established relationship spec

[hansleftbuttcheek]

Sold To The Mafia - Pt. 1

Mafia Straykids x Fem Reader

Warnings- squirting, rape, chocking, a bit of blood, shock collar, torture, use of pet names, nude, blow job and any other stuff you can think off in smut idk

Gente - Smut, some angst and some fluff

Summary - you were kidnapped at the age of 17 and when you had just turned 18, you were sold on a bidding for a lot of money to a famous mafia group. What happens next?

Bad grammar so don’t make fun do me 😭

Very short because it’s like 11 in the morning so-

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“ZIP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH OR I’LL BLOW YA FUCKIN HEAD OFF!” He said as he cuffed your hands to the bed and his other men stripping your clothes off with ease leaving you nude.

~ before whatever this happened ~

You had just gotten a new job at a caffe. You had a good life, a good family, good school, good friend and etc. Until-

“Oi, baby girl, be quiet for me and so what I tell you okay?”

A random dude pulls you aside and out the caffe, ragging you into a hallway. You were knocked out quickly and thrown into a truck, no where to be seen after that. After a good hour or so you woke up in the van, tired and sore. The guys in-front of you were observing your body and one of them slapped your ass making you whine in pain.

“Your a cutie. What’s your name?”

One of the guys said as he grabbed your chin and pulled you close to his face making you flinch. You decided to spit in his face making him drop you and slam your back against the hard metal floor as you winced in the stoning feeling.

“Why you little shit!”

The guy said as he swung his arm up to punch you right across the face, knocking out a few drops of blood and tears from your face.

You then passed out

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~ back to the future ~

So here you were, blind folded, limbs tied to the bed, stripped naked and a chick collar around your neck 24/7.

“I-I’m begging you, please do-“

BZZZZZZZ! ⚡️

You screamed in pain and your knuckles went white from the way you gripped the bed sheet tightly.

“Shut the fuck up. Now we’re gonna fuck you dumb until our boss comes back okay princess?”

Before you knew it, a thick veiny and long shaft entered your tight cunt making you squeal and shimmy at the pleasure and pain. The men smiled as he suddenly pounded into you making you jolt and moan loudly, screaming and begging too.

“S-STOP I-“

BZZZZZZ! ⚡️

“I- I CANT HANDLE I-“

BZZZZZZ! ⚡️

“…”

The men were taking turn on fucking you endlessly, pounding into you like horny animals. They never realised you had fainted due to the intense orgasm you had at the beginning. They un blind folded you and saw you weak and helpless. They were furious that you had just fainted throughout all that. However, they had a brilliant idea.

When you started to wake up, you felt your leg numb and your throat sore align with your lungs and your stomach. You heard nothing but mumbles but why started to clear.

“We should make a bet for her.”

“What? Why? She’s such a good little bitch to us all. We have our own stress toy or whatever.”

“Yeah but how about this! We can say that she’s a good little assistant and loves to be fucked and since like mostly mafia people, who also have a-lot of money, need a stress reliever, they would believe it and spend thousands on her and then we can be rich.”

“…holy shit…that’s pretty shit but also pretty cool. Sure, let’s do it.”

“I have invited all of you mafia groups for a special occasion because of this wonder slut. She is an absolute beauty! She loves being fucked and played over. Sounds like a good stress reliever for all you mafias! She is great in bed and loves being teased. So, let’s start the bidding shall we?”

“…2 thousand.”

“No! 10 thousand!”

“No! 40 thousand!”

“Fuck- a million!”

“A million sir?! Okay! Going once-“

A million won for…me? Over me. They just set me up for this just to get money didn’t they. I’m not even good in bed I dont even know how to cuddle with a man! I-

You start to realise that they just want money and your worthless. You start to tear up but before a tear rolled down your face, a man shot up and stood on the table making you lift your face up.

“100 MILLION!!!TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!”

“100 MILLION?!?! SOLD TO MR BANGCHAN AND STRAYKIDS THEMSELVES!!!”

…who?

Pt. 2 later 🤭

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#skz #lee know #reader #straykids #smut #bang chan #seungmin #changbin #y/n #han jisung #straykids smut #skz smut

[lieutenantbiscute]

Have a Týr guys

#god of war ragnarok #gow ragnarok #gow tyr #god of war ragnarok Tyr #I just live this man #need more content of him #he’s just. he’s just so great idk guys #I’m a sucker for someone who infodumps and praises UGH #Biscute dough

[braisedhoney]

Draw your favorite ghost! Mine's Ember.

“That would be me. Surprise.”

(ayyy flaming hair favs club :D)

#danny phantom #danny phantom fanart #dp #dp fanart #dark danny #dan phantom #ney’s art #okay let’s not pretend this is shocking #but still #uh. here ya go! #the last like three requests have all had dan in em too so ig you all like him as much as i do #for the life of me i cannot draw this guy in the same style as the others #he just. doesn’t translate in my brain #maybe i should do some studies idk lmao #on the bright side it makes for great muscle practice!! #can you tell i’m doing as many of these as quickly as i can #because i definitely am. trying to take advantage of the brainrot has side effects #namely—hand cramps #stretch people! do as i say not as i do. #you've got great taste btw op—ember is great #I'll add her to my to-draw list

[wizardofgoodfortune]

HOB GADLING in 1.06

No one has to die. The only reason people die is 'cause everyone does it. You all just go along with it.

Bonus: Dream rolling his eyes, then shaking his head, all while taking a deep breath and sighing.

#listen i'm so obsessed with hob it's not right anymore. my god #death after she gets called stupid is also Great she's like 'don't kill him little brother. he's just a Guy. i'm gonna be ok' #the dream rolling eyes gif is so indulgent. forgive me. u do not know what ur in for lil blorbo! #hob gadling #sandman #the sandman #dreamling #sandmancentral #sandmanverse #ferdinand kingsley #idk is there anything else to tag??? no idea #* #edit: i just looked at this on mobile and omfg it looks SO ass i might redo this tomorrow 💀💀💀 #edit 2: well fuck me nevermind i guess LMFAOOO #*my gifs

[whereismyhat5678]

*Climbs out of my cave*

Guys HEAR ME OUT for a second okay?….

It’s giving Hexxus- 👀🪭

ALSO THEY GAVE HIM SO MUCH ASS LIKE-

So in general, I did do a second version of it cuz I had used two pallets for him, and I REALLY liked both. So I did the second one as well 👀 I decided to show the top one since it looks more cleaner I think(?), but I couldn’t help myself 😅

Here’s the second version!

#ANTONBLAST #I hope you guys see the tags for the people who don’t know Satan’s from ANTONBLAST 😭 He’s from a game I’m not just drawing Satan I swear!! 🙏 #I Stan Jesus!! 😭🙏✝️ #Anyways- OMG THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY FUN TO DRAW- #I’ll admit it took me a few attempts to finally draw this guy since I wasn’t very open with my artsyle back then- but now it’s a little #easier! And he looks great!! :DDD #Also in general. I LOVED making the poses!! The whole reason I wanted to draw him in the first place!! #He’s giving Hexxus from Ferngully to me- idk if it’s the chin or I can picture him singing Toxic Love (it’s a good song guys trust me 👏👏) #AND HADES FROM HERCULES ACTUALLY??? #He’s also so sassy!! I love that for him 😂 #Satan #from ANTONBLAST 👀💧💧💧

[kitamars]

some soogs

#idk whether its bc it was actually said in the show or the hq parallels have finally broken my brain but #(actually not parallels just things i noticed and said ‘hey! just like haikyuu’) #i just remember him being referred to as mr refreshing or the guy with the refreshing face and i have to squint to see it #love him though #i don’t think you see a character like him very often so yeah #he’s great #okita sougo #gintama #ok bye

[cemeterything]

you know those posts about taking psychic damage from a character who's so much like you it's like getting slapped in the face with a mirror (derogatory)? current blorbo of the month is so relatable he's literally making me do therapy

#🐉 #its actually kind of horrifying how similar we are but in a cathartic way idk #i cant even talk about which character it is because it feels too personal lmao #this isnt like a kinnie thing or whatever i know hes a different fake guy from my shows im just #shocked at how much we have in common both in canon and fan interpretations. like fuck man! #anyway he made me start working on recovery and confronting how not that great my life has been #both because of the actions of other people and my own decisions. so thats cool. it sucks. but its been good for me.

[carltonlassie]

#gay lil punch & the hand going right back into his coat pocket lol #idk what this subplot was for but. cute #mash #i guess with that episode with the french lady. she was saying how sorry she was that he isn't much of a boy at all #bc he's never carefree and never lets himself experience the whimsy. it's good 2 see him experience the stupid stuff for fun #(also that ep was like. my family won't ever accept you with your unconventional ways => reading it with DOS being closeted..... poignant) #which is why i think him + klinger subplots are so fun. klinger is impulsive and wild and sometimes v basic #and drags charles into situations he'd never find himself in. and charles seems annoyed but when hes with klinger #he lets himself be 'stupid' and enjoys doing the stupid stuff. he's not verbally nice to klinger still.. calling him dumb and all but #i think klinger is such a great guy bc he knows that's how charles expresses himself and he's just afraid to let things happen to him. #and he keeps on going back to charles for his enterprises and adventures and includes him. and charles has changed a lot thru him u know. #anyways.

[science-lings]

Obsessed with the vibe that both Ryunosuke and Phoenix were built to be the most easily underestimated guys ever and they’re always set up against people who would eat them alive if given the opportunity. They’re also distinctly different flavors of visibly pathetic, Phoenix has more of the ‘ridiculous stupid reckless crybaby’ thing going on while Ryunosuke is a ‘tiny nervous woodland creature begging to be hunted for sport’ kinda vibe.

While there’s no way that it’s all a facade, it would be interesting if they were at least self aware. Phoenix does his puppy eyes in court at the judge and at Gumshoe to get into the crime scene and Ryunosuke just forgets to draw attention to the fact that he constantly has a sword on his person, while Kazuma uses it for intimidation Ryunosuke rests his hand on it for support and that’s it.

During the 7yg Phoenix tailors his persona specifically to double down on the idea that he’s shady and down on his luck and this feels like a choice that he’s made rather than him actually giving up and we know that he never gave up. That’s like… his whole deal.

Stronghart takes one look at Ryunosuke and immediately dismisses him, no one can turn this little runt into an assassin. He’s not a threat if he mutters all his thoughts to himself and is visibly anxious all the time.

I just think it would be funny if they weaponized it and are constantly pulling the ‘im a little birthday boy’ move.

#I haven’t actually played AJ so idk if he’s just as weaponized pathetic as the Naruhodos but I would believe it #I think Apollo has just too much externalized rage to really get the soggy kitten vibe down #we do know that Trucy has the little girl act played up on purpose too #‘don’t put me on trial for murder I’m just a little guy!’ #pheonix wright #ryunosuke naruhodo #ryuunosuke naruhodou #ace attorney #the great ace attorney #tgaac

[justmwahstruly]

I FINALLY FINISHED IT ASCIDBCH

blehp i kinda died on the patterns and the glasses

ofc the beautiful Will Wayward belongs to @kandavers

is jus molly an will vibin

#sooooooo #the song was happy by Pentatonix #idk if you think it fits him but he jus seems like a happy guy to me #so yea #anyways i cannot DRAW #idek how i managed to finish this i feel so unmotivated #bleeeehhhhhp #also i like to think he would be either a tenor or baritone #it seems like it would be scary hearing a bass note from him #im leaning a bit more towards tenor though… #think of it! he could harmonize with Basil! #i also think Basil would be a baritone lowkeyyy #THE HARMONIESSSS #it would be great #WAIT WHISKY AS A COUNTERTENOR TOO MAYBE?? #the harmony would just be so *chefs kiss* #ackh ive been rambling #excuise me and goodbye :) #wait nvm maybe the wetten dass..? medley would be better… #GAH TOO MANY SONGS I MUST LEAVE NOW #will wayward #molly melancholy #welcome home oc

[sillyscribblez]

No I will not give context

#ace attorney #the great ace attorney #herlock sholmes #sketch #drawing #ryunosuke naruhodo #hes so silly #silly doodles #idk why but concerned/baffled ryunosuke is fun to draw #herlock sholmes is just being silly goofy guys

[athena-theunicorn]

someone needs to see how many times cedric saved sophia‘s life. was it 9 1/2 or over? Because if it is, I’m gonna lose my shit. 

#that’s how many times goodwyn saved the other guy #but like cedric was complaining abt it so it’d be pretty funny if he saved sofia that many times #or more #idk just a thought #sofia and cedric #cedric sofia the first #sofia the first #sofia the fandom #princess sofia #cedric the sorcerer #cedric the great #cedric the sensational #i’ll bite cedfia shippers

[engagemythrusters]

smthn smthn the fact that there is no true rhyme nor reason that caleb dume--kanan jarrus--is able to flee the purge while nearly all do not; the fact that he is just some guy, when it comes down to it, neither a great jedi nor a miserable one, struggling as a mentor and a man and all else while still doing his best; the fact that he is so small, in the grand scheme of things, but still the force asks so much of him, still takes everything he has possible to give... and he gives it...

smthn.

#idk just... #the narative of 'he is meant to be not much but that not much means so much to even just a few' is... staggeringly profound to me! #he is just *a guy* he's no Great Jedi like ahsoka or anakin or obi wan #he's just a padawan who mananged to escape. who had to relearn everything so he could help this one boy who needed to find his way. #and he learns so much and gives his ALL for the few he matters to. #and that's his whole story and not everyone will be singing it in their praises...just the few who knew him will keep him in their memories #yeah. #im a lil fucked up for it. #kanan jarrus #caleb dume #star wars: rebels #star wars