#he's very funny

[st0ne-wasps]

my boyfriend doesn't have tumblr but wanted to make a post. "having a boyfriend is chalked up to halving someone to drown you in fanart of your favorite fictional man." give him thanks for the peak content

#i love him so much #he's very funny #he's talking about Alex Kralie #he hasn't even finished marble hornets yet #nobody tell him #marble hornets #marble hornets alex #alex kralie #boyfriend

[poisonedfate]

gaius is like that one guy who has a singular skill and a very convincing voice that gains everyone's trust by default. yeah, he's a physician, but the rest of it? oh boy. every other episode is him going "big danger? don't even worry about it, actually". who's letting him get away with all of this.

#he's very funny #but also #insanely unhelpful

[ilaliya]

how do you feel about heart? {IF I CAN ALSO BE SELF INDULGENT BACK}

oh, that sweetheart?

while i do not know him as much as i wish i did, what i do know of him so far leads me to believe that he is a very genuine, loving, and compassionate person :)

i do so adore how excitable he is. acts akin to a golden retriever, if i'm to be honest; big smile, wagging tail (metaphorically... plants don't have tails. i don't think o w o;;;), extremely friendly to just about anything that breathes within a mile radius.

...he does worry me, though. not even just the headaches that ail him, but i get a vague sense that he pushes himself too hard. doesn't give himself nearly the time needed to rest, let alone just.... exist.

ah, but i do hope we can become closer. i like talking to him.

#he's very funny #i do love to laugh #answered.

[wanderingmind867]

Mr Fischoeder has to be one of the funniest characters Bob's Burgers created. The TV just replayed the Halloween episode where Tina gets cursed (I forget the name right now), and his lines are always so funny. He takes the pumpkins because he thought he had an agreement with Bob. It's just like how people keep giving him bikes, a great quote. Since I've never seen Kevin Kline in anything else (besides maybe the hunchback of notre dame years ago), this is how I've learned to appreciate him. He does the role so well.

#bobs burgers #louise belcher #kevin kline #mr fischoeder #Kevin Kline is really good in the role #he's very funny

[im-a-heartstomper]

so ive decided to try and get my friend to join tumblr. he does not have ANY socials so it might be a little hard but i got my ex girlfriend into k-pop when she adamantly refused to try it. we've both since left our k-pop phases, but based on our last few conversations her's is back and better than ever.

so if i can permanently change someone's opinion on k-pop... i can get a guy to join tumblr. might even be easier

#i think he would do really well on here actually #he's very funny #tumblr #wish me luck #i think i can do it #the k-pop thing took months #but it definitely happened #so #it can't be impossible

[zenathered]

EMMANUEL

#ffxiv #zedits #zena edits #I wanted to celebrate catching the shiny dodo in island sanctuary #but the normal dodo I caught previously photo bombed me #and now I'm obligated to name him Emmanuel after the infamous photo bombing emu #If you don't know who this mischievous bird is look him up #he's very funny

[epitheterasedgen]

Can you do Stink for the bingo thingy we need to appreciate the stink bean more in my opinion :3

I like Stink but there's not much to say about him

#he's very funny #ask game #anon

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[minnow-doodle-doo]

Then Jason never kills again.

#dc #dc comics #batman #red hood #bruce wayne #jason todd #my art #I know that Bruce is an very optimist person and belives that the system can be fixed and all that but this is very funny #Jason got burned so bad he had to leave Gotham for a while to think about his choices

[redsray]

I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.

Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?

Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.

Socialite: Uh... what?

Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.

Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?

Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^

Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.

Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.

Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?

Damian: Red.

Socialite: Oh that's lovely!

Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.

Socialite: Oh.

Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.

Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.

Socialite: Worse.

Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.

Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.

Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.

Tim, behind her: I can vouch.

#batfam #batman #cassandra cain #damian wayne #dc comics #dick grayson #duke thomas #jason todd #tim drake #they make bets on who can freak out the most stuck up socialites #its a very fun game for them #bruce just lets it happen #he secretly finds it funny #sometimes even plays along #socialite: so how did you end up with so many kids? #bruce: they were brought to me by an alien

[cochitalinda2002]

Dionysus makes me laugh to myself many times, thinking of something funny he would say in certain situations.

#dionysus deity #laugh #he's very funny

[cemeterything]

my dad was doing that thing he does where he starts boasting about how there's nothing he can't do and he's an expert in everything and i said "oh so like barbie" and he went so quiet you could hear something shattering inside him

#🐉 #its mostly hyperbolic but that man really does believe hes never wrong so it was very funny to turn that on him

[fakakta-art]

worth it

#dc #jason todd #batfam #jim gordon #my art #*comes out of the photoshop app covered in blood* #IM ALIVE I PROMMY #its double funny cause its dean from spn and hes played by jensen ackles who voiced Jason in UTRH haha get it? get it? im very tired.

[coolsnake]

Yesterday before my history class started my professor asked me what my major was so I told him I'm an engineering major and he said that my classmate was a history major (unsurprising) and that I'm gonna get out of college and get a high paying job and my classmate is gonna go work at a museum or be a teacher and I was like 😭😭😭😭damn man that was harsh

#self burn of the week #bean post #he's very funny #and based

[breadandblankets]

au where the bats manage to stay urban legends, sure other heroes know of them, but they help largely from the shadows, they aren't put on display and they're hardly known at All outside of the strange circle of gotham's goons

that changes when duke thomas stares batman down and says on no uncertain terms that he's working day shift

the signal is Gotham's first confirmed superhero, and he wears a bat on his chest

social media goes Wild fighting over whether the Batman existed all along or if someone finally got the tech and powers to make the bat (or a bat) Real

suddenly the world of superheros feels a lot more real to the citizens of Gotham who got used to horrible disasters being either ignored or neatly cleaned away from the public eye, now there's a guy getting thrown through windows and helping grannies cross the street and the war between gotham and metropolis gets even more cut throat

#duke thomas #bruce wayne #batman #batfam #bread talk #i think it would be very interesting if social media invents some beef between superman and a literal 16 yr old #that would be So fucking funny #to me #not to them #they have to do like pr and publicity things to be like nope we are sure friends and he's like my step foster father once removed #and u know what #tim drake #lmao #thats for me #batfamily #you know the general Thems

[cutepotatook]

Today I made apple cinnamon pie and strawberry juice! And you know what? I think he doesn't care where the apples are!! He's just enjoying himself bwhaha

#welcome home #wally darling #welcome home art #just a funny thing!! #When I bake #all I think about is Wally.. #I don't know why haha #I like to think that he would watch very carefully how you mix ingredients and then he wonders where everything goes #my art :0)