#help I’m drooling

[codychristiantreasures]

Please.

#cody christian #i cant #i’m drooling #all the naughty thoughts #I know I posted about Johnny already but I couldn’t help myself #he’s so hot #assassination nation #theo raeken #teen wolf #asher adams #all american #codychristianedit #cody allen christian #cody christian edit

[kosss369]

barley did ajything in february lets go

this is from like two months ago lmaooooo

my motivation is not functioning on god

(about the last one) i need to draw myself in real life more often she’s kind of GYAT🤑🤑🔥🔥 vampire 😈😈🙏

#help #suggestive #/j maybe #rain world #rainworld #lizard #rainworld lizard #rainworld lizard red #red lizard drools #i’m drooling at red lizard #just kidding #not really #anyways the last piece is me in real REAL!!!!! NOT CLICKBAIT !!! life #yea so that’s me in real life with my mascot(?) j forgot the name of it #it’s basicallly the red guy is me online #my grammar holy shittt #i am notttt motivated #lmaooo anyways #haven’t posted in ??? #welcome back!!!!(not really i’m gonna disappear again) #anyways BYE #art #artistic #procreate #artist #digital art

[jimmyspades]

#chest hair 💓💓💓💓 #james spader #the blacklist #raymond reddington #* #his eyelashes and his perfect soft lips… #pressing kisses to his cheeks and his temples and every inch of exposed skin #his cute chin… ​the other day. well I can’t tell you the fic I read the other day I’m embarrassed #but red was very messy. trying to be good but drooling down his chin he couldn’t help it. um umm who said that #it’s not even 9 am good gd get a GRIP

[twistedappletree]

hiii apple 🩵 how do you think married or established relationship zhuiling handles mornings? I think Sizhui is fine with them because he grew up with the Lan sleep schedule but sect leader Jin is probably impossible 🤣

What a perfect time to answer this as I’m laying in bed dreading waking up and wanting to go back to sleep lmaooo

Oh, Jin Ling is absolutely impossible which makes it a good thing that it’s Lan Sizhui waking him up because he’s the only one who can (aside of Jiang Cheng who would probably just barge into his room and push him off the bed, lbr 😭)

LSZ is gentle and patient with him, though. The Lan schedule doesn’t apply to Jin Ling but it’s also not good for him to sleep in so much that it makes him groggy and tired the rest of the day, so LSZ tries his best.

But JL is in full mistress mode when he’s tired. If Lan Jingyi thinks it’s bad in public, he’s never had to live with him. He likes to make waking up a monumental task for LSZ because he’s used to getting his way and LSZ wouldn’t possibly deny him, right?

After enough pestering from LSZ, he raises his hands like a zombie so LSZ can pull him up, then crashes against him, snakes his arms around his waist and drags him back onto the bed with him.

Literally impossible.

So LSZ works around it by carrying Jin Ling around who’s clinging to him like a koala, still trying to sleep, while he makes them tea, sets out their clothes, brushes Jin Ling’s hair, etc (Lan arm strength and Wen multitasking, you know how it is).

It makes him laugh because it reminds him of how senior Wei acts with Hanguang-Jun but he keeps that to himself since Jin Ling would probably go feral after getting compared to Wei Wuxian. 💀

#and that’s my established zhuiling morning headcanon thanks for coming ✨ #zhuiling #mdzs #mdzs headcanons #zhuiling headcanons #zhuiling musings #answered asks #koiblossoms #and as always this took me ages to answer lmaooo sORRY #i swear I’m gonna get to the rest of my asks soon life’s just been super hectic #Jin Ling definitely drools too #LSZ never gets dressed before JL wakes up bc he knows he’s gonna get drooled on at some point lmFAO #Fairy doesn’t help either because she also wants to sleep in #she takes JLs side every time 💀 #older zhuiling #married zhuiling

[luvmoonie]

guyys glenn howerton is so hot

#i know we already know this #but i’m going over old pics #and oooh LORD #i’m drooling #he’s so #icikwndndekdn #glenn howerton #dennis reynolds #its always sunny in philadelphia #pinterest #someone sedate me #why do i keep doing this #new white boy of the month #and its this twink #he’s also lovely too #like fuck you you can’t be sexy and nice too #i’m binging edits on tiktok someone help me #i’m losing my mind

[emerylovestaylor]

will quite literally do anything they ask me to do!!!! like let me please!!!

(like please ruin my life!!!)

#need my bfs sooo bad😭 #they got me drooling and barking like a dog😭😭😭 #who said that?!? wasn’t me!! #lord help me #i’m gonna feral on here😭 #someone gotta erase all aspects of this account if i die😭 #nico hischier #jack hughes #emery’s thots!

[grace122]

inside now

#grace talks #i’m sorry #i cant help myself #PLEASEEEEEE #GRACE IS DROOLING #AGHHH #grace122 pics

[morgaussy]

today I started watching (and will probably finish) a League of Their Own and HOLY SHIT I’M GAY. I mean. Holy fuck. FUUUUCK. I’m. I’m basically drooling idfk they’re all so goddamn hot. WOMEN. am I right

#whoops I’ve been MIA for a bit but had to come back to say this #good god #i’m gay #WOMEN #not me drooling #also pls don’t judge me for taking forever to watch this i am a sports gay and this came out during actual baseball season #which makes it v difficult to watch tv because there are so many games #a league of their own #bisexual disaster #d’arcy carden #… #help

[voyeurmunson]

Yeah baby? Tell me what you need… maybe if you’re good enough, I’ll give it to you…

-Rafe❄️

Just want you. 🥺 But if I don’t behave? What then, daddy? 🤭

#Rafe❄️ #i’m drooling #help

[mxltifxnd0m]

guys i love sam i really do

but i could give less of shit about him and amelia in szn 8 😭✋🏻

(that’s the szn that i’m on lol)

#IM SORRY #but the sam and amelia plotline is so bleh to me #and this is def not me being jealous that a woman is dated my man #(it is) #but i loved jessica and him together #soo yeah #but sammy looks so good in this season so i can’t help but drool over him #szn 8 hair for sam is my fav #right next to the earlier szns and szn 12 #but i have four more szns until i see the glory that is that era of hair #i’m also a first time watcher #anyways #yapping about sammy #yapping about supernatural #sam winchester #sammy my boy #supernatural #spn #daisy rambles

[rosicheeks]

You could post cute pics and get validation from strangers on the internet while you wait.

Fr tho I hope you're doing okay ❤️

What do you think I’ve been doing 😂😘

#haven’t posted in literal ages #and then I post multiple things in the past day or two l o l #your girl wants attention and validation all the damn time!!! #was trying to reblog old content but yall have seen that too much and don’t have the same reaction #I want your mouth to drop and you can’t help but drool from looking at me #that’s my goal 😇 #but seriously I’ve been looking at a lot of my rosie content and deciding what’s good enough to post #looking for someone to go through all my content and tell me what are the true gems #so I can post those #it’s actually insane how much content I have #and most of it has never been seen before lol #have this school girl post I’m working on 😇 #just working on the cute tags hehe #if you guys are ever bored and looking for something to do #give me attention #and praise #and worship me #pretty please 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #on a real note I should be fine? I hope. #every day is different… today I’m doing my ehhh alright? #but I can’t complain cause some days I feel like death #I’m also lucky I have weed to use as my crutch #I’m just in between jobs right now cause I was trying to get into this dumb program #but now that I’m on a waitlist I’m gonna have to find some sort of income #I saved up some from my last job but that is slowly dwindling away #maybe I’ll do some sort of driving/delivery job #I’m just so sick of working when I know it doesn’t make a difference #I’m going to be poor and broke the rest of my life so who cares #welp getting sad and don’t wanna do thaaaaaat….. also running out of space lol. so gonna smoke the little weed I have left and ignore ignore #ask

[ohlovxr]

i don’t know how dungeons and dragons works

#but imagine being eddie’s sweet girlfriend who doesn’t know how it works either #who decides to surprise her obsessed boyfriend with a pretty little medieval elf costume #and when you look at him all innocently - squeezing your thighs together and letting your eyes linger on the huge tent in his pants - #and ask if there’s dungeon master around that could help her out #he immediately jumps into character #it’s simultaneously the goofiest but the dirtiest sex you’ve ever had #eddie munson x reader #notsfw #PLEASE don’t think i’m trying to be one of those people filling the eddie x reader tag with stuff that has nothing to do with it #this is in the tags bc i’m nervous lol have mercy #i kinda wanna write this bc i actually have dialogue ideas for it ??? even tho i know jack shit about dnd ??? #i’m obsessed with him now tho and sof and tina aren’t helping #i’ve been surfing their tags nonstop just drooling and giggling and kicking my feet

[https-furina]

goodnight sweethearts (:

#choosing my two underrated wives tonight <3 #i think most ppl know i’m nilou’s wife but !! did you know i’m yanfei’s wife ?! #look at my vaporize girlies <3 #when i get furina i’m putting all four of my wives on one team and i’m gonna drool and giggle and kick my feet #i’m starting to selfship on main help #yall didn’t see this #goodnight #hopefully tomorrow is better ?? idk i might be going to the cinemas #— 🌊 inner thoughts #https-furina

[jasperyourmutt]

Womb aching and cramping type of horny. Aware of the entire tdick type of horny

#please help I’m suffering #drooling at the thought of someone touching me #jasperbarks #ftm ns/fw #ftm nsft #t4t puppy #ftm puppy #ftm t4t

[aholeforalexturner]

god bless pinterest

#i love pinterest #pinterest #formula 1 #f1 #chris evans #carlos sainz jr #daniel ricciardo #max verstappen #pierre gasly #girl help #wagging my tail #barking #i’m drooling #chris evans is daddy

[elliesbelle]

my ex sent me one of those grey sweatpants thirst traps just now and i don’t know how to act

#legit left her on read bc wtf i’m #i’m drooling i’m screaming my legs are wide help me #belle speaks #v