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bumblebbyxx · 1 year

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Hello! 😊

Can I request a long fluffy oneshot/songfic with prompts: "Anything happening yet?" from Eda, "Nope! It looks like they're both too shy to try anything." from Luz, "Don't worry! I'll take care of this shyness by erupting their courageous hrough SONG!" from Hooty, "What? Wait no please!" from King, "I think I should take over the singing on this." from Luz, "Um, Y/n? Do you hear singing?" from Hunter, "Hm…Looks like I'm going to need your some help on this one, Gus and Eda!" from Luz, [Hunter wasn't exactly sure what he was supposed to do. Some of the fireflies that surrounded the boat suddenly flew around Y/n showing off some of her angelic facial features causing a red blush to cross his face.] & [they starting with a kiss meant to be gentle, ending up in passion] about Hunter (TOH) and his shy!fem!human!reader are going to the blue lagoon for romantic rowboat? Like Luz, Gus, Willow, Amity, King, Hooty and Eda secretly followed to spy on Hunter and his shy!female!human!reader's first date? 😂 Like Luz and her friends has matchmaking plan about they sets a romantic mood in order to inspire Hunter to kiss his shy!female!human!reader? 🤭 Hint#1: This song is "Kiss The Girl" from The Little Mermaid Disney film. This blue lagoon scene from The Little Mermaid Disney film. Hint#2: Hooty is so terrible singer like Scuttle. 🤣 Luz uses her mobile phone for setup a Kiss the Girl song for them. Gus and Eda uses their illusion spells to create the singing frogs and fireflies like The Little Mermaid Disney film. I love to see Hunter's blushing reaction to it! 😆 I live for flustered Hunter! 💘 Please??

Thank you for your suggestion! Here it is~

TW: passionate kissing

Contains: Hooty singing, kisses, awkward tension, fluff

The night sky twinkled with stars and lights, highlighting the lake in silver. King stuffs his face in popcorn as Luz asks Eda, “Has anything happened yet?”

The woman removes the binoculars, “Nope. Looks like they’re too scared to try anything.”

“I’m surprised Y/N’s going out with the golden guard,” Willow says as Gus places down a card in the pile, “She always seemed too timid. And the golden guard….is certainly her complete opposite.”

“Yeah,” Gus agrees. He pulls out a chart with a wave of his hand, “I’ve made a board listing their differences and similarities.”

Y/N Hunter

-kind -mean

-sweet -grumpy

-nice -HE'S PART OF THE EMPEROR’S COVEN

“...needless to say, this was a shock to all of us.”

“Well, I’ve seen how Blondie looks at our old Y/N. Not a malicious thought about her in those eyes,” Eda sighs, “They’re head over heels for each other. Actually, I’m more surprised it took them this long to start dating.”

“Well, I think they’re a great couple!” Hooty hollers, causing King and Luz to shush him. He adds, with making no effort to quiet his voice at all, “They’re my OTP! Number one Hunty/n shipper right here!”

When Hunter turns his head, everyone ducks.

Y/N AND HUNTER’S POV

“Did you hear anything, Hunter?” Asks Y/N curiously. Hunter thinks for a second, scanning the greenery,

“...no. Must have been my imagination.” he shrugs it off. Turning to Y/N, he feels his cheeks redden. The lights of the fireflies lighten her already angelic features, (h/c) hair waving in the breeze.

“Oh, okay.” she replies.

It’s silent, only the sounds of the sloshing waves underneath the boat covering the quiet. Hunter gulps, glancing back at Y/N, purple-red pupils dilating a little.

‘She’s so pretty’, he thinks with a sigh. ‘How could I be so lucky?’

Hunter never thought he would date the human apprentice of the Owl Lady. Sixteen years old, glimmering eyes that he could get lost in for hours. And him, the golden guard, eyebags and tooth gap and all. How could such a perfect person want to date his scumbag self?

“It’s, u-um, really pretty out here.” he stumbles on his words.

“It really is.” She smiles at the scenery. Y/N looks back to him, just to see he was already staring at her. Red flushes her cheeks, blinking.

“H-Hunter, you’re s-staring.”

“Oh!” he’s out of his trance, scooting farther in his seat until his back touches the wooden boat, “I didn’t k-know…”

He wanted to kiss her so bad.

HEXSQUAD’S POV

“They really are intent on dragging this out, aren’t they?” Eda sighs, shaking her head.

“Give them time,” Luz encourages, “Maybe by the end of the night, they’ll hug! Or even kiss!”

“We don’t have all night to wait for that!” King says before thinking, “Well, we do, but I’m too impatient for that!”

Hooty watches everyone’s frowns and clears his throat.

“Don't worry! I'll take care of this shyness and give them their courage through SONG!"

“WHAT.” Willow.

“Wait, no, please—” King.

“That might be interesting, actually,” Gus.

“Well, I’ve never heard Owlboy sing.” Eda.

“Hey, Hooty, maybe we shouldn’t rush them—” Luz.

“Never fear! Your uncle Hooty’s here!” Hooty trills, before turning to Eda and Gus, “Goops, Owl Lady! Get those illusion magic rolling!”

“Why am I agreeing to this,” Gus groans, drawing a blue spell circle in the air.

“Well, Goops, are you ready to perform a show of a lifetime?” Eda winks. Gus nods.

“Let’s do it, Eda!”

Y/N AND HUNTER’S POV

It was awkwardly quiet again. Hunter clears his throat, “So, um, Y/N, I—”

Then, a smooth and savvy voice sings,

“There, you see her. Sitting there across the way. She don’t got a lot to say but there’s something about her~”

Y/N catches Hooty’s grin before he retracts into the ocean. She begins to hear music, quiet and soft. When Hunter glances to Hooty’s direction, Hooty splashes back to sing in his ear,

“And you don’t know why but you’re dying to try you wanna, kiss the girl!”

“D-did you hear something?” Hunter asks, turning over to Y/N. She only shrugs, giving him a sheepish smile.

Ducks begin to emerge from the water, acting like instrumentals as Hooty sings,

“Yes, you want her. Look at you you know it’s true!”

Hunter reddens, “Is it just me or is someone singing..”

“Possible she wants you too, there’s one way to ask her!”

“I-I…” Y/N’s face also erupts in pink.

“It don’t take a word, not a single word, go on and kiss the girl!”

Y/N leans closely, and Hunter does, and she can feel his breath on her lips until–

He leans back, rowing them again as he avoids her eyes, still red in the face.

When he brings an oar up, frogs rest on the head,

“Sha-la-la-la! My, oh my, look at the boy too shy he ain’t gonna kiss the girl!”

“Sha-la-la-la-la! Ain’t that sad, ain’t that a shame, too bad, he gonna miss the girl~”

“You know, I feel kinda horrible. My coven’s going after your friend, the Owl Lady?” he tries to strike up a conversation. “I wish I could just tell them to stop.”

“Oh, Hunter, it’s not your fault that they hate wild magic,” she gently places a hand onto his, and when he feels her featherlight touch he jolts, but he doesn’t pull away, only squeezing it tighter. Y/N’s face brightens, pink settling in her cheeks.

“Now’s your moment,” Hooty sings as they float into a crystal cave, “Floating in a blue lagoon. Boy you better do it soon, no time will be better..”

“Can I just say how p-oretty you look, in that dress?” he stutters. Her eyes widen,

“W-well, thank you, Hunter…I really like that t-tie on you, you know..”

“I picked it in your favorite color,” he replies softly.

A ring of fireflies suddenly appear, flying in a circle around the boat. Slowly, the boat swims to a stop.

“H-Hunter, I..”

“C-Can I kiss you, Y/N?” he asks abruptly, then reddens as he realizes how quick he had said it. “O-only if you want to, of course.”

“Sha-la-la-la don’t be scared, you’ve got the mood prepared!”

The song softens as Y/N takes his hand, gently resting it on her face,

“I would l-love to kiss you, Hunter.”

And they move closer, breaths hitching as they both glance at each other’s lips. Then they lock lips, both sighing against their skin. It was gentle, soft, quiet.

Until it wasn’t. Y/N feels her face heat up as he kisses harder, full of passion. She reciprocates, smelling his breath of mint and lavender.

They both fall over, with Y/N on top of Hunter and him under her, still kissing intensely.

“Sha-la-la-la, float along! And listen to the song! The song says, kiss the girl.”

They break apart, out of breath. Hunter’s ears are red as he blushes, until Y/N giggles quietly. He chuckles, then the two laugh, giddy and excited at their newfound love.

“We should, uh, do this more often.” Hunter.

“You think?” Y/N.

“I do.” Hunter.

She smiles before giving him another kiss,

“I’d love to.”

HEXSQUAD’S POV

Cheers erupt as everyone high-fives,

“We did it! We actually did it!” Willow whoops. Gus grins, “Remind me to listen to Hooty’s suggestions more next time.”

“Good job, Hoots!” Eda smiles as Hooty appears, rubbing his head affectionately, “I doubted you, not going to lie, but you did it in the end!”

“I’m such a good singer, aren’t I!” Hooty says happily.

Then—

“Y/N! I FOUND THEM! THEY WERE SPYING ON US!”

#owl house #toh hunter x reader #golden guard toh #shy female y/n #human y/n #songfic #kiss the girl from the little mermaid

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children-of-epiales · 8 months

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My feelings about this:

Kinda strange for IQ to be reaching out after what happened at the tower, not that Im like "shes nighthaven now so she doesnt care" but this is the first time someone from nighthaven has reached out like this

We finally!!! get something about Ela and Zofia!!! GLAD TO KNOW ZOFIA'S OKAY!! Also yeah Ela WHY ARE U TENSE HM no shade on her for leaving i swear, i get why she's "tense" but like shes got a new family now (okay im still a little spicy), be like kali and worry about them yeah? (ofc it had to be smoke to make the comment)

Ram is pretty!!!! I fucking love the lil knitted tarantula keychain thing

V appropriate for Kaid to mention her being in the tarantula unit

So Thermite's mostly concerned about Redhammer, but why bring Harry into it? Yeah he's gone but like, if you mention him u gotta mention everyone. Sledge got back to work like he didnt get fucking blown up like, also "everyones gotta align" huh??? everyone is aligned, are they not? whats missing Thermite?

Vigil didnt need to put his two cents in, Ram was up against someone in a HELICOPTER what else was she gonna do??? Maybe im reckless but like?? Also she already knows she cant go apeshit again so not helpful Vigil

Amaru's and Melusi's two cents are v appropriate as well, its nice to hear from them too 100/10 i agree

Good observation Castle but i dont blame her

FENRIR FENRIR! MANS IS RIGHT, RAM KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING!!! Everyones like "shes so reckless omg" bullshit, 1000/10 good two cents Fenrir

Frost sweetie hunty you lay a trap how??? The soldiers at the tower were AMBUSHED and, again, by a HELICOPTER, what kind of trap could Ram have set up?? Like yeah traps are Frost's thing we get it but what??huh???

I love that Dokkaebi was the one to make this comment, also very exciting who's the backdoor??

A little Mozzie humor why not?

I couldnt agree more Nomad

A little Bandit two cents, he's right he's right

Ill be damned, Mozzie showing Vigil what its like to Not Be A Dickhead, and I absolutely agree-i guess its not too much to assume Vigil feels somewhat responsible for what happened even though he had no clue, that makes sense

And here we have Vigil being an Absolute Dickhead (yeah yeah ik he obviously doesnt understand Mozzie is trying to show his support and care for Vigil but like the dude literally said he wanted to kill Mozzie and for what?? cause he's loud-mouthed like??? sooooo)

More of Vigil being a Dickhead, 1000/10 Vigil we can always rely on u (maybe its a thing for Fenrir bc hes all Fear this and Fear that but Vigil doesnt have to call him the "Swede" like motherfucker take off ur mask and talk to ppl like a normal person bitch)

Okay I missed Ram talking about how she lost Andwae, im glad she got to say something about it and could voice how bad she's grieving rn

#listen vigil isnt the only one on my spice list #as an operator i love his story and everything #its his character though even if its not hard to understand why he is the way he is #but he saw mozzie and was like “next time its on sight”#like?? hes the LEAST OF UR PROBLEMS VIGIL #Youtube

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owohawks · 3 years

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Hi there I love your blog! May I possibly request some headcanons of the process of Hawks falling in love and confessing to his s/o please? Thank you very much for your time. Stay awesome!

Ohhhh hunty u have no idea how much I love to write for hawks 👀 but here u go! Also thanks!!!

Honest to god if this were reality I’d see Hawks only confessing if the hero commission were to collapse (I read this somewhere but I liked the idea so much I stole it rip). So long as he’s under the hero commission, he cannot have an s/o and will actively go out of his way to avoid falling in love.

But let’s say the hero commission didn’t hold him back

You were the sweetest thing he’d ever met. Your smile brought light to even the darkest of rooms and even just being around you, soaking in your energy and vibes, hawks couldn’t help but be entranced by you.

Somehow, you two met, and he found you to be such a cool person!

You two would talk about all different kinds of shit and slowly but surely bond over all the things you two share together.

Here’s where hawks.exe stops working

He slowly notices that you’re brighter than the rest of the world, that your smile is the one thing aside from hero work that matters to him

He gets blushy if you and only you enter his personal space

He will be an absolute gentleman towards you, holding doors open for you and pulling out your seat for you to sit

Something that you may notice is that his wings may puff up at the base when he’s around you and you may even see some feathers pop out if he gets blushy or nervous enough

Will always find an excuse to touch you. Hand behind the back, grazing hands as he passes something to you, brushing you with his wings all sorts of different ways.

Will smile at you with that crooked smile.

No longer feels that he has to put up a face with you so he gets a LOT more comfortable being himself like he’ll show more emotions and shit

Wants so desperately to touch you. Poor mans is touch starved

Pls keep in mind that this is an incredibly slow process too because hawks has endured a lot of trauma growing up and he’s only just learning how to love as an adult.

But hoooo baby when he finally figures it out and he realizes that hey, he’s in love, shit hits the fan

Now accepting it, he goes back more to his usual cheesy self and constantly flirts with you. Flirt or retort something back and he’ll be head over heels for you.

Can be very slow to confess. You’re most likely his closest friend when he falls, and he’s so afraid of ruining the relationship y’all already have

Buttttttttt

I feel like confessing would happen accidentally

And it could happen fast

As mentioned this mans is touch starved so when he gets the chance to touch you, he does.

So when he discovers your weak spots to tickle, you’re done for.

He lunges forward from his end of the couch and attacks you, tickling you, getting right into all your weak sides, but then he hooks his fingers right there and you let out a moan on accident rip

And you and he are right there staring at each other before dying of laughter

And that’s when it slips out

“Haha, god I love you.”

But the thing is is that you don’t realize what you say until it’s too late as well

“Me too!”

Before you both take a second take at each other and completely blush

“W-wait, you mean it?” You ask him curiously

“Well, I guess I do. Can I, uh..” he coughs, “..kiss you?”

You only respond by pulling him to your mouth and sharing what could have been the most passionate kiss you had ever shared with someone.

#bnha fluff #bnha #boku no hero academia #hawks #my hero academia #bnha hawks #keigo takami #boku no hero headcanons #my hero imagines #bnha imagine #bnha imagines #hawks x you #hawks headcanons #hawks x reader #hawks fluff #wing hero hawks

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incorrect-drarry-quotes · 7 years

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i’m actually laughing why am i getting hate on here

#this is really funny??#like all i do is tell lies on the internet and take funny quotes from tv shows and movies and stuff #and im about to hit 10k which is so exciting!!! i love y'all!#but tbh idgaf if people say rude shit to me on the internet #and unoriginality is kinda what i was going for on here #i've been on tumblr since 2011 #im not going anywhere #but psa it is reallyyyy easy to block/blacklist me so feel free to do so #and if u have an issue the @ feature is free hunty #i post pretty non-controversial stuff and i dont start drama (this rly isnt meant to lmao)#mine #personal #not drarry #not quotes

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shorkbrian · 3 years

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ASKS

Hello again, asks are compiled under the cut. Please block the tag #shorkbrian answers a lot of asks# If you’d prefer not to see these types of posts from me. If I haven’t answered your ask, it’s because I’m saving it for a thirst, drabble, or fic.

I don’t ignore asks, but sometimes getting around to them overwhelms me lol. pls accept my apologies lol k here we go

I am very glad, I legit was so scared that it was too long and that it’d be disappointing bc the smut wasn’t super IN YOUR FACE yknow? But man am I glad to hear that.

I’m looking directly @ you

Someone noticed omg!!! A lot of times I just put whatever song I played on repeat while writing that fit, but I have a *yandere* playlist that I listen to and it gets me going. Ty for noticing!!!

I’ve considered opening them permanently but I just... idek. I’d have to start deleting or ignoring the requests I don’t vibe with and Idk how to handle that lol. But thanks for the well wishes, hope your next few months treat you well friend!

Watermelon sugar why

Srsly you’re sweet but just wait until I start to really get going with all my nasty kinks okay, then you’ll be rethinking this strategy hunty lol!

I literally stalk @.vermiliren and @.kazooli and @.seita lol. Maybe when I get my blog more cleaned up, I’ll create a list of creators that I enjoy, along with fic recs. For now, here’s a link to my AO3 bookmarks which I read one like almost every single night bc I’m a horny gremlin.

I am the shark king. Sharks are my thing bro u don’t even know. I love them so much, they're dumb and big and beautiful and yeah I wish I was a mermaid who got to swim with them. Also I changed it bc I’m trying to make my blog more *professional* and all that so I can start being taken seriously askjakjdf

Compliments suck, if I'm being down and out honest. This does not bother me at all, I’m just unsure how to respond. I think I would prefer no comments, but I’m trying really really hard to just say “thank you!” and move on before I get uncomfortable. Having to fight with someone about how I perceive my self worth is exhausting, and especially so for the poor person that was just trying to say something nice and be nice to me.

They do make me quite uncomfortable my dear lad/lassie/lasso. Say what you wish in the tags tho ! I don’t really reply to those, so there’s no pressure on me to have to say something back. I do however, see all the tags ppl use and some of them make me laugh so hard cause they’re so spot on, and it makes my day. like “Mark me down as scared AND horny” and “Bakugou better be able to bench 165 cause imma throw my fatass in his mf lap” and it kills me.

I SCEREAMED AKDHGSYDGASJSD this is the only format I'll be taking asks in now, no compliments just a yes/no answer to if my works help u cum god bless

you used the /gen!!!!! IDK what these are called but the /S and /gen and /J save my life!!!!

Frick you’ve figured me out, I do try to put like a nail-in-the-coffin sentence at the end. A lot of times it never works right, but I cannot for the life of my figure out how to end a single post ever. If anyone knows hmu pls ty

(Also ps I checked out ur blog cause yans are my jam and it is very much Not garbage!!)

That’s very kind of you, but pls don’t stay up past midnight it’s bad for ur Brian you’ll make bad decisions bro trust me all of my stuff is written after midnight

You will lafff..... but I will tell anyways..... I was prescribed a “life coach” after I got out of the hospital, which was really just a poorly disguised softcore “make sure u don’t yeet urself” type of thing. He had me write down things I liked about myself, and when I returned the sheet of paper still blank, he wrote stuff down for me. Like five sentences of “My hair and skin are unique and special” “I like animals and enjoy being kind to them” “I am worthy of respect” etc etc. and I had to look in a mirror twice a day and say those sentences to help “boost my self worth”. It sucked so bad dude, and I like got upset about it every time it came up, until finally my therapist was like “... this aint doin this sad bitch no good” and my parents got designated for yeet watch instead.

I know, logically, that (the majority of) people are not purposefully taking time out of their day to make me feel bad. They're trying to be encouraging and loving, and I appreciate it so much. But like... what do I say? If I say thanks, it’s almost like acknowledging what they're saying as true, and I can’t live with myself thinking I’m more than I am. I’m sorry you’ve had experiences that make compliments difficult for you also, I understand bro and I hope that your future holds healing and peace for you.

Hopefully I won’t vent as much anymore lol, I’ll try to do that on my sideblog where I reblog really trigger-y memes akjdafhkjf. But thank you for your kind words bro, they’re appreciated and put in a nice lil jar.

Ah dw! This doesn’t sound like a jab. I think all of us r so sad n depressed and feel unworthy of love, so the fantasy of a Yan coming and forcing it on us and not leaving even when we lash out is just..... so attractive my heads gonna explode

me, thinking about kiri at any given moment like:

I have the next Hybrid! Kiri fic like lined up, but I’m so demotivated be I was SO CLOSE to finishing, and then wiped my computer like an IDITO

Waso, I’m taking horseback riding lessons bc my mom went:

and my grandpa told me that one of his horses was named Awaso and I immediately thot of u fun fact. But you’re so very kind, and I enjoy seeing you in my inbox. I’m never tired of u homie. You are loved and important, and it’s not an illusion. Even random strangers on the internet can feel soft towards you bro, and dats me, I’m the random stranger that likes u.

So I took Russian for a year, my dear friend, because I wanted to see if the language myth of “Russian is the hardest, Korean is the easiest” was true. I would say yes. So instead of like translating this and typing out a coherent response, I’ve resorted to google translate I’m so sorry but Виктор мог плюнуть мне в глаз, и я бы поблагодарил его. Also, the way Vitya is written in cryllic makes my heart swell it looks so cozy idek what I mean by that but it does? I treasure you man, hope to see you around in the new year and maybe??? we be good friends

Can any year be good when Kirishima Eijirou doesn’t exist?

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I just imagine anyone who comes across my stuff, sitting at their computer shocked and slightly horrified, maybe turned on like

Daddy Aizawa makes me

Wait!! I have something to aid your troubles!!

ur welcome now u can be horny whenever you’d like

pls every time we talk about Kirishima I have to act surprised like

LISTEN BBYGORL I have had therapist Suga in the works since *checks notes* November. I am excited for it yeahhhhhh but sadly, I don’t think I will be continuing piano teacher Suga. The story is petered out in my mind, idk where it would go. Therapist sugarbird tho? We have some thots about this. Coming soon to theaters near you

#shorkbrian answers a lot of asks #pls block that tag if you don't want to see these kinds of posts #inbox was getting fulll #tysvm for continuing to support me

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cyberbullyinc · 7 years

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its so wild that...... people stopped stanin for zayn bc he left 1d........ but not bc he appropriated black culture and used black women for his advantage lmao like my dude… firstable wow

#like some people really hated him for leaving and i was over here like yas go solo zayn!!!! and then he came up with THAT #and the same people who literally called him a terrorist were like ok i forgive u uwu #like your racism is showing hunty

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simkhira · 4 years

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Q&A - Am I Single!?

“I told you guys to ask me some questions, and omg...” follow me on simtube, simstagram, and switter @ richrowen ♡

& no, the accounts are not real.

hey rowen, how old are you? “hey girly, I am 23.”

how tall are you? you look tall in your pictures. “hahaha, really? I am only 5′3″

did you move to del sol valley? “I wish. I live in san myshuno.”

hey rowen, I love your videos! what is your zodiac sign? “awww, thank you! I am a scorpio hunty.”

hi rowen - r u in a relationship?

are you seriously dating [redacted]?

do you really talk to [redacted]?!

omg - are you and [redacted] dating? “you guys, I got SO many questions about a certain someone. I am not going to say any names on here - but most of you guys know who. ANYWAYS, ummm... we are just friends.”

what does you last text message say? “to? or from? ...I sent “ya, maybe around 7?” to my bestie, Leanna.”

do you still work at Simphora? “HA... storytime coming soon.”

hey row, what is your favorite song? “playing games - simmer walker.”

what’s your favorite show? “girl, please recommend some for me!”

can you do a video with your puppy? “y’all want a video featuring Gucci? that would be so cute.”

hi rowen, what’s your go-to Simbucks order? “venti passion tea lemonade, sweetended, baby.”

hey rowen, I love your tattoos - what do they mean? “aw, thank you. I have ‘happiness’ on my collarbone to remind myself to always find the happiness in situations. & I have a floral motif on my wrist for growth.”

what is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far? “deciding to start my Simtube channel... honestly, it’s been so rewarding.”

#personal gameplay?#rowen saldana #rowen #richrowen #simkhira #prettysimblr #the sims 4 #sims 4 #ts4 #s4

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tfw-no-tennis · 4 years

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return of hunty

soooo we’re back!! with some really old recaps that ive been too lazy to polish and publish. so, eps 29-32

so i have no idea wtf all that talk abt pores was but i guess gon and killua can do nen now. cool!

they rlly like, figured all that shit out in a few hours huh. these fuckgin nen prodigies hvbajkshdfbjskf

time to wade thru hisokas nasty vibes again

this felt like a video game and gon and killua tried to face a boss but were sent on a sidequest first lmao

smh just let gon punch you hisoka. then you can leave hopefully

wow some busted bitches are tryin to start shit w/the boys. i can tell these fools are gonna get rekkt

oh goody gon is gonna fight spinny guy. he looks like that claw guy from s1 of mp100

i hate that they wont stop talking abt this guys ‘tops’ hvbahdfbjskjf

theres a lot of like. strategy and shit going on

oooh gon hiding his presence just like he did when tracking hisoka! you little prodigy you

gon breaking his arm again :( buddy please

well rip the dream i guess, youll get em next time gon

killua scolding gon for being reckless and stuff...just say you were worried abt him gayboy

that promise thread is weirdly cute

killua being like ok wing if you dont teach us nen we’re gonna go out and do it anyways so yeah. hes so rude and blunt i love him

meanwhile, KURAPIKA!!!!!!!!!!! i missed u omg

kp wya. this place looks sketchy

ah, kurapika has to learn nen too now

whos this guy. is he gonna teach kurapika nen

YEP TOTALLY

why do i feel like we’re not gonna see leorio at all during this....my man i miss u too

ah, lovely timeskip lol

gon is so bouncy. baby boy ily and your scary improbable healing time

killua calling gon weird....you guys are BOTH weird ok

damn so hisoka has lost fights before, wild

or guess not, if he just didnt show up lmaooo what a bastard man

how funny would it be if this random guy defeated hisoka before gon could even fight him lmaoo

welp guess gon isnt gonna watch the match. im sure killua can fill him in

killua rlly just snuck into this dudes room huh

kastro: [teleports behind killua] NOTHING PERSONAL, KID

killua asking for an autograph lmao u aint slick boi

hmmm i wonder if these two will fight later on

then again i dont think this arc is that long so??? whats even gonna happen here??? is it just gonna be the gon vs hisoka fight that the OP has been promising this whole time???

kastro v hisoka go

YESSSS get punched hisoka. so good

FUCK HIM UP KASTRO.

i doubt thisll last but its good rn

LIMBS R FLYING....this is WILD bro. hisoka is so smug ughhhh i wanna punch him too

damn this bitch knows clone jitsu

ultimate attack time! i feel like the other shoe is abt to drop and hisoka is abt to fuck kastro up

THIS BITCH RLLY OUT HERE DOING A MAGIC SHOW HUH. jesus hisoka ur just...the worst

now hisoka has ZERO arms lord jesus

he really his kastro w/his own severed arm. god

kastro: what the fuck is happening right now

me: YEAH DUDE TELL ME ABOUT IT

aw man there goes kastro. rip you dramatic bishie legend, you never stood a chance

OOOOH cool lady who are you. her powers are kinda creepy but also cool. is she like, a doctor???

how does hisoka know her i wonder. shes cool tho i like her already

wow hisokas powers are weird. thats pretty on par tho

OH? PHANTOM TROUPE??? so machi is in the phantom troupe...oh boy now im conflicted abt liking her

AND HISOKAS IN THE PHANTOM TROUPE???? lmao ok then! i guessed that he knew them somehow but i didnt think he was a member...that doesnt seem like his MO

killua: that was wild. anyways lets train

please punch hisoka right out of the story gon

OH GOD OH LORD H*SOKA SHOWER SCENE I DONT WANT THIS AT ALLLLLL

ruth and i were literally just screaming throughout this whole thing. absolutely horrifying

OH JK I GUESS HISOKA IS JUST PRETENDING TO BE IN THE TROUPE. fuckgin typical lmaoooo

i do wonder why tho, like what are his motivations to pretend to be in the troupe...connections? money? convenience? just sowing chaos? guess we’ll see, cause im assuming hisokas going to yorknew to meet w/them

i wanna set hisoka on fire w/my mind. get him OUTTA HERE

also its so fucked up seeing hisoka w/out makeup and w/his hair down UGH I HATE IT he should NOT look ‘normal’ ever he should always look like the clown that he is

anyways thats it for now! and im temporarily suspending the predictions corner segment since i was too lazy to add it when i actually watched these eps, so now i have no idea what my predictions were. alas

#we r like halfway thru the chimera ant arc now hvbhaksjhfdkkas #i just havent polished up most of the heavens arena recaps so i havent published any....#but i have been writing my recaps dutifully for the CA arc so far #lj watches hxh #hxh

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dipplie · 4 years

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For anyone who doesn’t know me

I stole this and filled it out, don’t COME FOR me

The Basics: Full Name: Jasmine Elizabeth Degler Birth Date: February 15th, 2002 Birth Place: Denver, CO Gender: Female Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Blonde Currently living: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Height: Like 5′3″? Weight: NOT ENOUGH AAAAAAAA Righty or Lefty: Right hand Right Wing or Left Wing: I think a plane needs both wings pal Zodiac: Aquarius-Pisces Cusp. Aka I’m so xd quirky but I also cry a lot because I’m baby Favorites: Band/Singer: I like... Owl City... Blame my partner~ Song: Apple.com Movie: Saw 2 or Cube? Color: Yellow Animal: Bunny Smell: Vanilla Boy Name: Theodore Girl Name: Penelope Month: May Swear Word: F̵̗̯͇͙͔̟̰̯͎̃U̴̡̠͕̱̻̽͂̿͜ͅC̶̪͇̗͍̱̩̻͊K̷̲̫͕̖̼̺̜̻͌̒͊̋͑̅̆̚͜ Grade: Kindergarten. It’s all downhill from there kid drinks wine Least Favorite Grade: I think Freshmen Year

Preferences: Anime or Disney?: Disney Guys or Girls: SCREAMS Lips or Eyes?: Eyes Kisses or Hugs?: Snugs Eating or Drinking?: CRUNCHITY MUNCHITy OVER SLORPS Summer or Winter?: Summer Outdoors or Indoors?: Outdoors Personal: Why did you choose your username?: My partners screen name is NightlyOver! What is your favorite piece of your own work?: This one is nice I guess

Look to your left, what’s the first thing you see?: Graduation cap and gown I probably won’t get to wear :’^) Now your right: My cat sleeping on my bed Something you can't live without: I like... Partner... He’s... Perfect... GPA: I think like 3.5...??? Maybe it was 3.2 I honestly have no idea. Between those. The Last... Person you hugged: My friend Jordan Movie you watched: I think it was Moana? Song You Listened To: I think it was that one Echo vocaloid song? But a chorus. Thing you ate/drank: Pretzels with peanut butter in them. My favorite drink :) Time you cried and why: Probably a couple days ago. Time you laughed and why: Probably earlier

The First... Person you kissed: Haven’t kissed anyone baby! Crush you had: My boyfriend Thing you think about when you wake up: My boyfriend Longest friend you ever had: My boyfriend Person you talk to each day: My boyfrie School you went to: Grand Junction High School Big holiday you went on: Once for Christmas my dad took me and my brother on a cruise to Mexico. It was ok. REALLY HOT. IN WINTER? Award you got: Some art stuff in Elementary and early Middle School. Have you ever... Broken the law?: Smoked weed a few times B) Been arrested?: Nope Had a hangover?: Nope I can’t drink and don’t plan on it Been in a hospital?: Ya but I was like 2 and broke my arm so I don’t remember Been in a car crash?: Notttt yeeet Flown on a plane?: Ya Been on a boat?: Ya Traveled overseas?: Kinda? Does the Gulf of Mexico count. It’s 1 sea. I traveled over A sea. Had sex?: Nope Been to a concert?: Once Ya Pretended to be sick to avoid doing something?: Ya Skipped school / work?: Sadly Ya Broken a bone: Ya when I was 2 Personal Again: Who is your closest friend on Tumblr?: I guess @drinksss ;^) What is your favorite post by them?: Snake... Your Religion?: Dunno and don’t care too much, I just wanna turn into a tree when I die bro... Social Class?: Upper Middle? Ethnicity: I’m W H I T E Languages you speak?: English et en petite eu (mal) francais. Scar (s) you have?: Arm burns from a straightener, Couple years ago my mom yelled at me and told me all I was good as was crying! I got really upset and did them all! Sad. Orientation?: I like... Everything... Girls pretty... Guys handsome... Totally Random~ Where is your dream holiday location?: Mm, I’ve always wanted to go to Canada. What are you wearing right now?: Gray PJ’s What is the last thing you bought?: I think Olive Garden When did you join Tumblr?: Like 10 minutes ago Why did you join?: I can’t escape so I’m back here again Are you a member of any other websites?: I have a YouTube but I don’t upload anymore, I have a Pintrest now though! -This Board: https://www.pinterest.com/dippydaily/cabbages-and-cottages/ -And my Art Board!: https://www.pinterest.com/dippydaily/dailys-art/

Are You... Shy: Ya Loud: Ya Nice: I try to be Outgoing: Ya Quiet: I try not to be Mean: I try not to be :( Emotional: VERY Sensitive: Very... Strong: UHUH NO? Caring: I am if you are Dangerous: Naw Crazy: xd Spontaneous: Ya, me’s got OCD :’^) Funny: Hey, u know who’s funny? Ready the first word... Wai Sweet: Eh Sharing: Ya Responsible: NAW Trustworthy: I don’t even trust myself so like Open-minded: Ya Creative: Ya Cute: GOD I wish Slick: Slick as the way your words make my heart beat~ (I WANT TO DIE) Smart: Yeah I guess Dumb: Yeah I guess Evil: >:3c Photogenic: Nooooooo... Greedy: I try not to be Ugly: Oh hunti right now? don’t @ me like this Messy: Naw Neat: Ya Perverted: uwu Silly: OWO A B****: A butch? No I’m a fem. A Good Listener: When it’s important yes A Fighter: Naw I’m just gonna lie down

Yes or No Are you a vegetarian: Ya Are you a carnivore: IMPLYING I’D ONLY EAT MEAT AND NOTHING ELSE KSHFDJSHFKJDSNKJFGDSJ Are you heterosexual: No Do you like penguins: They’re cute, my partner ADORES them and pandas tho Do you write poetry: Sometimes! Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: I do! Are you a zombie: Hey that’s extremely RUDE to people with depression ok, watch your LANGUAGE Do you bite your nails: Sadly Can you cross your eyes: Yeah Do you make your bed in the morning: No Have you touched someone's private part: PRIVATE PATRTDGUFDSN ITS CALLED THE NONO SQUARE OUTOUOGUHOUG

Opinions What do you think about classical music: It’s ok About boy bands: Sometimes they’re nice but typically all the songs are just for moneyyyy sooooo not really sexy now huh About suicide: 0/10 Would not recommend (Okay but on a serious note, don’t do it :^( It does get better. You’re not okay, but you’re alive, and that’s the first step to getting better. Don’t end on the low note, keep going till you can end on the high note :^) ) About people who try to force their opinions on you: UghhhhHHHHNNNNN About teen pregnancy: TEENAGERS SHOULDN’T BE HAVING SEX. STOP! STOP THAT! OH MY GOD! YOU’RE CHILDREN OH MY GOD! Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Stress Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Stresses haRDER About gay men: Nice

#Long Post #Long...#I think that's most everything #If you wanna ask anything else #please do I'm so bored and lonely :'^)

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cerbrs-a · 7 years

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like 4 a starter from The Most Beautiful Woman In The Galaxy !

#can u believe miranda lawson is Flawless bc i can #n e wayz!!!! here we go hunties!!!!!#these'll probably be a lil on the shorter side but !!! still !!! winks !#i only have a Handful of followers but?? if it even reaches that number i'm capping @20 #tbd.

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seiiblue · 4 years

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Hey cutie pie! how about lover pristine and honey for the ask game? :3

Hiii hunty :3 how are you today? Here you go:

lover: what’s your favourite song?

My favourite song is from korean r&b singer Dean, the song is D (Half Moon) i love his beautiful voice (plus hes really talented and cute and handsome I LOVE HIM) and the song lyrics are also beautiful, i´ll leave a link if you wish to listen to it xx

pristine: what’s your coffee order?

M A K E P U M P K I N S P I C E A N A L L Y E A R R O U N D T H I N G It depends a lot on my mood jsdjsks i don’t really like sweet (Nobody expected that!) so no sugar added to anything lol its generally just iced black coffee with some caramel on top. Tbh i prefer tea, i just drink tea all day when i’m at home.

honey: what’s your favourite memory?

I have a two memories i treasure a lot, one is my journey to England, i visited Cambridge and took a lil trip on a boat, it was really comfy and relaxing. The other one is a family holiday when i was 13 years old, just me and my father driving next to the ocean on a nice and warm afternoon. I felt so happy...

Thanks for asking baby!! ily~

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surveys-at-your-service · 4 years

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Survey #273

ew, wtf is this new /tagged formatting???? ugh.

What is something you dislike about the dating world? I haven't dated around enough to have first-hand experience, really. But from an outside view, people don't seem all that interested in serious commitment. Don't fwm if you aren't into the idea of working towards a whole lifetime together. What gives you confidence? Bitch nothing lmao. Have you ever dated someone with very different sexual tastes than you? No. What is the most meaningful gift you’ve ever given? Both Jason and Sara got a huge list of reasons I love them for certain relationship "milestones," both which really did take a long time because there were loads. I did it with each because I really did feel like it was a very personal, uplifting, and full-of-adoration gift, not just for the sake of recycling an idea because I had no others. I have a shitload of romantic ideas, ngl man. Do you feel as though someone ‘won’ in your last break up? Neither of us "won" or "lost," really. It was a mutual agreement that now just isn't the time for a relationship between us. Whatever happened to the first person you ever loved? Sometimes I'm scared to know. Do you still shop at the same stores you liked when you were a teenager? Yeah. Thankfully Hot Topic became more accessible to plus-size people. Is there anyone significantly older than you that you would date? No. I won't go over like... nine years. Even eight it pushing it. Please share your embarrassing and weird celeb crushes. Post pictures. What do you like about them? I don't have any "embarrassing" or "weird" ones. What is something your partner does that is unattractive to you? N/A What is something that would have made the show better/you would have liked to see happen on one of your favorite series? I honestly wish Weed in Ginga Densetsu Weed was more realistic and realized Hougen was worth killing himself. The lightning seemed cheap and anti-climactic. He had EVERY reason to kill him, and it sounds weird to consider killing as a form of growth, but I feel like it would've been. Maybe that's just a personal thing, believing killing is sometimes justified, but it actually annoyed me. Nevertheless, fucking fantastic show. How do you feel about celebrities that are silent about political or human rights issues? Do you think celebrities should use their platform to speak out? I have... mixed feelings. I think most of me says to use their prominence for good, to be a loud voice to look up to and bring greater attention to issues, but at the same time, some people just like/feel safer being non-political. When you were a kid, what child characters did you admire or relate to most? BINDI IRWIN!!!!!!!!!! I still follow and fucking adore her. Y'all she recently got married and she is just so beautiful and so happy and the Irwins are just genuinely angels on this earth. Tell me about a time that you were bored in a relationship (can be romantic or friendship). What was it about them/the situation that bored you? I've never been romantically bored, and not really with a friendship, either. Sure, I've been bored in another's presence, but it was never a consistent issue. Who’s your favorite Tiktoker? I have never even touched it. How high or low is the barrier to entry in your field or desired field? It's tough, but not that high. More than anything, photography depends on who you know to help get you out there, sadly. It's luck, too. There is most certainly skill involved, but yeah... building your brand up to stand out with only your own hands is ridiculously hard. But that's really any small business/self-employed position. Where would you look if you were looking for a job (e.g., indeed.com, company websites, asking a friend…)? I've pretty much always used Indeed, or I hear from family/friends. How much lower than your ideal salary would you take? What would the job have to entail for you to take a less than ideal wage? Hi, I live in America, where the government doesn't give a fuck if you can support yourself on minimum wage or not. :^) But anyway, this is a difficult question to answer with how little experience I have. I can say, however, that I will fucking not work to just barely scrape by with minimum wage. If I'm going to bust my ass, it's gonna be fucking worth it. Even if you were able to support yourself/your own family, would there ever be a situation in which you would choose to live in a shared house with another family or individual, be it your parents or a sibling’s family, or some other housemate? Sure, I wouldn't mind. Especially family. Do bridges make you nervous? To a degree. Are there any movies that you find so dumb, you find funny? Napoleon Dynamite, of course. How often do you vacation? Pretty much never ever. Do you think it’s cruel to leave a live fish to die in an ice box? I am genuinely concerned for you if you say no to this. Have you ever done anything sexual with someone of the same sex? Yes. Have you ever pawned anything off at a pawn shop? No. Do you have stomach abs? OH, HUNNY- Do you know anyone who is trying to physically impersonate a celebrity? No. Have you ever seen a shuttle launch? I mean, on TV, but even then I didn't seriously watch it. Are we having signs of the apocalypse? I don't believe in the "apocalypse." We're going to fall through natural methods. We're definitely heading deeper into destruction in some ways, though, by our own hands. I'm quite sure humans themselves will be the end of humanity. Would you rather see The Blue Man Group or Fear Factor live? BLUE MAN GROUP!!! They're dooooope. Do you have any exciting plans for this upcoming weekend? No. I'm staying in the goddamn house like we're fucking supposed to. What color of colored contacts would you like to have? To wear regularly? Sapphire blue. Ohhh, maybe one that, and the other icy blue. What’s on your bedside table? It's more a shelf than a table, so I have quite a bit. My medicine basket, fan, a drink, books, sketchbook, some other miscellaneous things. What’s on your bed? A bedsheet, comforter, two pillows, and me, ha ha. Your floor besides furniture? Nothing. Your dresser? All my meerkat stuffed animals, plus some others. The top shelf in your closet? Ha, good question. Are there any dead stuffed animals in your house? No. What’s the best prize you’ve won on an amusement park/carnival game? *shrug* Have you ever done anything sexual in a school? No, I was a good noodle. Have you ever been indoor skydiving? No. Would you have any interest in going on a cruise? Not really. What did you have for dinner last night? I made some hot wings. What's your ideal indoor temperature? High 60s, ig. It’s hard to really tell because my room is always the hottest in the house and I have a fan on me, so I don’t really feel the “normal” temperature most of the time. Does your kitchen have a theme? No. What's the grossest thing u have found in your food? Probably nothing worse than a hair or something, idk. Are you a flip flop lover? I am NOTORIOUS for wearing flipflops absolutely year-round. A little bit of snow on the ground? I’m wearing my gd flipflops because they’re just easy to slide on and I care about convenience probably too much lmao. What namebrand dishwashing liquid do u use? … Dawn, I think? I don’t really pay attention. Do you like ice cream sandwiches? UGH yesssssssssss hunty. Do you prefer hard or soft shell tacos? I hate tacos, but I’d definitely rather have a soft shell than hard. Ever worn a flower in your hair? Maybe as a kid? Name five random things in your kitchen? Nothing abnormal, really… no, wait. You know those sticky cylinder things that flies are attracted to and die a slow death for their brazen intrusion upon your property? We have one of those hanging up in there. Magnets and pictures on the fridge is considered pretty normal, right? Name four things in your fridge? Milk, apples, a bigass bag of pepperoni, and some cold water bottles because I strongly prefer cold water. Name two things in your meds cabinet? We’ve got a load… Different kinds of pain pills, things like Pepto, etc. Name six things in your family room? A couch, a reclining chair, the TV, Mom’s bed, loads of pictures on the walls, and uh… sidetables? Name three things in your bedroom? My snake, my bed, and my dresser. Name three things in your yard? A bird feeder that squirrels like to steal from, a random fucking dolphin statue thingy that deadass looks like a distorted dick (it’s been here since we got here, idfk), and two sheds. Name two things in your bathroom? Our bathroom is tiiiny, so very normal stuff. Y’know, a toilet and sink. What health problems do you have? A lot that I don’t feel like thinking through. Fave name brand of water? Essentia. Do you have a trampoline? Not since I was a teenager. The last time you were in the fridge, what were you looking for? Jam to make a pb&j. Do you like clowns? No opinion. Are you listening to anything at the moment? Surprisingly nothing, but Halocene’s cover of “My Immortal” is seeeeeriously jammed in my head. Do you twitch when your falling asleep? YES. They’re more like muscle spasms. Are your dishes in the dishwasher clean or dirty? We don’t have one; we have to wash by hand. Buuut that house we’re moving into has one! :’) When is the last time you were on a bicycle? Not since I was a teenager. I used to love love loooove to ride my bike after school. What have you eaten today? Special K cereal and aforementioned sandwich. Do you own a strapless bra? Fuckin Y I K E S that would not work w/ my size lmfao. Does the person you like know it? Ye. Did anything brighten up your day today? Our lawn FINALLY got mowed and the bushes trimmed. We had to tidy it up before we can move. It looked like a jungle, deadass serious. Do you ever wonder how other people see you? Only all the time. What is one good thing you're known for? I write well. How about one bad thing? I’m very dependent. When was the last time you sang an ENTIRE song? Wow, no clue. I rarely sing, never mind an entire song. What is one thing that is currently bothering you? Actually my stomach kinda hurts. What did you do today? Wander around the Internet looking for something to even mildly entertain me, play World of Warcraft for a very brief period since I’m going through a bored phase of it, read for a bit, showered… not a lot, but later today we’re celebrating my mom’s birthday early, actually. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? No. I think my dimples are kinda cute, but that’s it. Do you regret going out with the last person you did? Not at all. Do you realize it when you curse? It’s so normal in my vocabulary that generally, no. I’m very mindful around kids, though. I still remember the first time I said “fuck” in my mom’s presence without realizing it and she just like f r o z e. Have you ever been extremely tired but refused to go to sleep? Yeah, for various reasons. That is veeeeery rare nowadays, though, partially because I’m so fucking bored that I’m just happy to close the day. What's the longest amount of time you've been stuck in traffic? An hour or so is my guess while traveling. I don’t recall any specific instances. Best field trip experience? We went to the zoo!!!! It was the one and only time thus far that I’ve seen meerkats irl. What is the most amount of money you've spent on a meal before? I’ve never really been able to buy my own meal, never mind something expensive. What museums have you visited, if any? Just local ones centered around art or science, generally. What's your worst traveling experience? Idk. Sims 1, 2, or 3? Why? Never played. Not my kinda game. What area of math are you best at? Worst? lol I suck at them all. How do you feel when you meet someone with the same music taste as you? It’s exciting! Do you believe in luck? Why or why not? No, because I don’t believe in any “magical” influence over events that occur. Shit just happens, sometimes to good people, sometimes to bad people, and everything in-between. How often do you "half-ass" things (put little effort in)? IIII tend to do that a lot.. Do you ever feel self-conscious when you eat around other people? Not really. Have you ever missed a meeting/event that was required/necessary? You could say so, but it turned out fine that I missed it anyway. What's something that makes you incredibly nervous? Talking to people I don’t know or being alone with a man. If you don't have glasses, how would you feel if you had to get them? N/A If you do have glasses, how would you feel if you didn't need them anymore? I’d be fuckin’ stoked, I could get my undereye dermal without it looking stupid. How many vegetarians do you know? I’m not sure. Have you ever considered going to art school? Does Photography count? I majored in that. Otherwise, no. Have you ever had problems falling asleep in class? No, I was always very attentive in class. Are your parents supportive of you? Very.

#survey #quiz #questions #questionnaire

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vincent-frankenstein · 5 years

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Warmth

Summary: Remy is snowed in at Emile's house. But Emile has pumpkin cookies and hot cocoa (and a smile that makes Remy's heart sing). Only good things can come from this.

Pairing: REMILE , v fluffy

Warnings: you might get cavities from reading???

YO YALL IT'S @aliferous-ly's BIRTHDAY TODAY GO WISH HER A HAP BORTH BC SHE'S AMAZING AND SHE DESERVES IT anYGAY i wrote u some remile b!!!!!!!!! i hope u like it ILYSM

ALSO tagging @joygaytrash my Remile Bud™

There was a storm brewing outside.

Remy watched through breath-fogged glass as snow swirled and flurried just outside, buffeted by the gentle prelude to the powerful wind he knew was coming. He tapped his fingers against the windowsill, his eyes searching the darkness in the quiet backyard. The old sofa creaked and groaned beneath his weight as he shifted on his knees, resting his head on his arms.

The TV crackled behind him, the kind-faced weatherman detailing the dangers the storm would pose. It wouldn’t be long now before it hit the old house, and when that happened, there’d be no leaving. Remy should have gone home long ago.

But — he thought, as the front door opened and a gust of cold air blustered into the room, as a golden retriever bounded inside, shaking snowflakes from his fur — he couldn’t find it in him to leave just yet.

Emile stood in the front hall, stomping snow from his boots and unwrapping a pink scarf from around his face. Aang, his dog, paid no mind to the snow he was tracking into the house as he barrelled towards Remy.

“You’d think he’d never seen snow before, he’s so excited,” Emile said fondly, his nose and cheeks flushed red from the cold. Pieces of hair stuck out from beneath his knitted hat, speckled white with snow. Remy twisted just in time to catch Aang as he leaped onto the couch, falling back beneath his weight.

“Can’t really blame him, hun,” Remy said, craning his face away from Aang’s tongue. His eyes landed on Emile as he shook off his coat, and a smile grew on his face. “It’s a gorgeous sight,” he said with a wink.

He wasn’t talking about the snow.

“Mmhmm!” Emile hummed, pulling off his hat and shaking snow from his curly hair. “Very unsafe to drive in, though, which begs the question: how come you’re still here?”

“Aw, yall aren’t happy to see me?” Remy teased.

“Of course I am!” Emile protested. “And from the look of it, Aang is too.”

At the mention of his name, Aang perked up, ears flopping as he looked at Emile. Remy chuckled, scratching him behind the ears.

“I’m just a lil’ worried,” Emile continued, smiling fondly at the sight before him. “You can’t exactly drive in this kind of weather. How’re you going to get home?”

“Gurl, don’t worry your pretty little head. I’ll be just gucci.” With a groan, Remy pushed Aang from his lap. “Just wanted to see you one more time before I left,” he added with a cheeky wink.

Emile rolled his eyes, light pink dusting his cheeks. That was what Remy loved about their friendship: he could flirt as much as he wanted, and it wouldn’t change a thing. “You’re not driving in that, Rem. It’s almost here.”

“Aw, babe, you care about me?” Remy placed a hand over his heart, grinning. “Mmmaybe I could crash here, if you’re gucci with that?” He tilted his head just a bit to one side, offering the best puppy-dog eyes he could muster.

Emile shook his head, chuckling. Snowflakes drifted from his hair. “Well, I’m not about to make you leave,” he said. “Besides, you know I can’t say no to your puppy-dog eyes.”

“‘Course you can’t, girl! These beauties work on Virge. They worked on Lolo, the most serious thot in the world.” Remy quirked an eyebrow, pride sparkling in his eyes. “I’m the most adorable ho on this planet, babe.”

“Sorry, Aang’s got you beat there.” Emile smiled cheekily. “Don’t you, sweetie? Yes you do, you do!” He crouched over and patted his lap and Aang jumped to attention, bounding across the floor.

Remy fell back onto the couch, letting out an overdramatic sigh of defeat. “Defeated by my bestie. This is so not cash money.”

“Sorry, Rem!” Emile said, grinning adorably. Remy rolled his eyes, ignoring the way his heart skipped a beat at the sight.

“Friendship ended with Emmy and Aang, now loneliness is my only friend.” He shifted on the couch to lie on his back. “And coffee. Coffee is my friend. You got any, girl?”

“No coffee after eight PM, Remy,” Emile said sternly. “You won’t be able to sleep!”

“Hun, you know I can’t catch a wink either way. Gimme the good stuff.” He fixed Emile with a smirk. “Got any pumpkin spiced seasonal depression?”

“Remy, no,” Emile sighed.

“Remy, yes,” Remy replied enthusiastically. He reached out towards Emile, offering his puppy-dog eyes at double strength. “Please?”

“It’s late, pumpkin,” Emile said gently, turning away from the puppy-dog eyes, a feat few had ever accomplished. “I can, however, offer some hot cocoa, if you’re interested?” He drew a box of cocoa mix from the cabinet and turned, winking.

Damn. He knew Remy’s weaknesses too well. Remy couldn’t hide the way his face lit up at the prospect — but who could blame him? Emile made the best hot cocoa in the entire world, even when it was just the cheap box stuff. Emile, satisfied, set the box on the counter and slid on his socks towards the fridge.

“And!” He pulled something from the fridge, grinning. “I’ve been saving these babies. Ta-da!” he exclaimed, holding out the box of pumpkin cookie-dough like it was some magnificent treasure. Remy’s face bloomed with warmth as Emile smiled, his eyes sparkling.

Emile pushed his soft hair away from his face and set the box on the counter and Remy pushed himself to his feet, ignoring the way his heart fluttered in his chest. The way his heartbeat stuttered, you’d think he’d just drank ten coffees all at once.

“Mmm,” he hummed, setting his forearms against the countertop and leaning across. “Looks delicious.”

“It will be!” Emile said, pushing his glasses back up the bridge of his nose. “What better snack is there on a blizzardy night than cookies and cocoa?”

“I dunno, gurl, you?” Remy suggested, waggling his eyebrows playfully. Emile choked, shoving Remy away as his face flushed red. “I’m joking, I’m joking!” Remy said, voice shaking with giggles as he held up his hands in surrender. “It sounds delish, hun.”

“You’re incorrigible,” Emile said, shaking his head. Remy was pleased to note the amusement sparkling in his eyes. He winked.

“You bet your ass, gurl,” he boasted, setting a hand on his hip and puffing out his chest proudly. Emile rolled his eyes, pushing up his sleeves.

“Keep up that sass and you’re not getting any cookies,” he said, pushing his glasses back up the bridge of his nose. His tongue stuck out as he read the instructions; Remy, torn between keeping his reputation and collapsing of cute-overdose, let out an overdramatic gasp that could have rivaled Roman.

“But —” He gestured wildly at himself. “I’m legit made of concentrated sass. Five feet three inches of pure sass. There’s no stoppin’ this, hunty.”

“Ah, what a shame.” Emile turned away, cradling the box of dough like a child. “I guess I’ll just have to eat all the cookies.”

“You wouldn’t,” Remy dared, eyes narrowing as he leaned over the counter.

“Try me, bi…” Emile trailed off, refusing to swear. Remy snorted, rolling his eyes fondly as he made his way into the kitchen.

Together, they unboxed the dough and rolled it out. With a practiced hand — and to Remy’s great Halloween-loving chagrin — Emile cut gingerbread-man shapes from the slab of orange-brown dough. As the weather grew colder and the oven grew warmer, Emile danced through the kitchen to the tune of the Christmas-music station he’d turned on the tv, brandishing a tube of orange frosting like a microphone.

Remy hopped onto the kitchen counter and watched him dance. Shifting, he squinted through the window, watching the mad flurry of snow outside. He drew one leg up onto the counter and let the other dangle, rubbing away the orange frosting Emile had dabbed onto his nose.

“You’re like a cat,” Emile said, peering at him. Remy raised an eyebrow.

“Explain.”

“Likes to sit on my counter.” Emile strode to the oven, leaning over to peer at the cookies through the tinted oven window. “Looking good!” he said happily as he straightened up.

“Thanks, gurl, I try,” Remy joked, throwing a flirtatious wink Emile’s way.

“You certainly do,” Emile said with a snort, shoving Remy’s leg out of the way to rest his hands on the counter and lean towards the window. Remy’s heart jumped into his throat as the soft scent of Emile’s shampoo filled his nose. His pink curls were close enough to touch — and god did Remy want to touch them.

“It sure is blowing out there.” Emile gazed at the snow, eyes sparkling. “It’s so pretty,” he said, his voice whisper-soft. Remy was sure it was — but he couldn’t bring himself to tear his eyes from the sight before him.

“It sure is,” he whispered, all traces of sass or bravado wiped from his voice. His gaze traced the gentle curve of Emile’s lips. At his words, Emile turned, shifting to gaze at Remy rather than the blizzard outside. A moment passed in silent stasis.

Remy was drowning in Emile’s gaze.

“Rem?” Emile breathed. Remy stared, denial flashing through his mind between bouts of gay screaming — and he knew what he wanted to do, but he knew he couldn’t do it, because they were just friends, and no amount of flirting would change that —

Emile licked his lips. Remy’s heart skipped several beats.

Fuck it, he thought, and the two leaned together as if drawn by magnetism, their lips locking in an explosion of warmth. Remy’s heart soared as Emile deepened the kiss, his hands moving to cup the back of his head as Emile’s arms rested around his neck.

Emile tasted like chocolate and sunshine; Remy was surprised the blizzard hadn’t halted in the face of his warmth. His fingers tangled in Emile’s soft pink curls as his lungs forgot how to work, as Emile stole his breath right from him.

And all too soon, they pulled apart, and Remy fell from cloud nine back into the little kitchen. The blizzard raged outside, the cookies still baked in their oven, the Christmas music crooned from the tv. Everything was normal.

Everything had changed forever.

He gaped, face bright red, and Emile giggled. “I never thought I’d see the day when the great Remy Somnus is stricken speechless,” he said, voice ever-so-gentle.

The oven beeped insistently, and Emile drew away. Remy fell back against the cold window, his fingers brushing his lips in shock. He watched as Emile pulled the tray of cookies from the oven, eyes wide, his heart bursting with fondness.

“Gurl,” he said finally, his voice a quiet whoosh of air. “You are a good kisser.”

“Well, I try,” Emile said. When he turned around, a plate of cookies in hand, Remy was pleased to see the soft red blush spread across his face. “You want a taste, Rem?”

“You know I do, babe,” Remy said, a smile growing on his face as he hopped down from the counter. He pushed aside the plate and stood on his tiptoes, pulling Emile down to connect their lips once more.

#OLLIE ILY I HOPE U LIKE THE REMILE #AAAAAA HAVE A HAP BORTH U AMAZING PERSON #remile #sanders sides #remy sanders #emile picani #my fic

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Here are my thoughts on S8E2!

REAL QUICK THO AN ANGRY REMINDER

If you’re gonna post about an episode after watching the leak TAG UR SHIT I saw way too many spoilers and literally two hours before it aired. If you can’t tag ur shit then don’t post at all until it’s over. At least then most people have seen it. If you don’t tag ur shit then ur legally an asshole so be careful

ANYWAYS Thoughts from S8E2:

- Hi yeah did Dany kinda forget that her dad was the Mad King or is she just gonna act like she’s the only one with the right to want Jaime dead?

- Also I love how she’s like “your sister lied to me wut you gonna do about it”

- She needs to step oFF of Tyrion

- I hope Jaime really does slit Dany’s throat tbh how great would that be

- Bran is great fuckin hilarious

- YAS BRIENNE DEFEND YO MANZ

- God I love Sansa so freaking much 😭 she actually values her advisors opinions unlike another queen I know

- I love how Dany expects Jon to be like “yeah babe whatever you want” and then he’s like “nah Sansa’s right”

- Grey Worm I love you but you’re not intimidating buddy I’m sorry

- Jonno does a 10/10 walkout

- Tyrion you don’t deserve this work environment abuse go give your wisdom to someone else who deserves it

- Mmmmmmm Gendry what a man

- “It’s strong enough” what ur dick?

- “What do they smell like?” What kinda question is that wtf

- PSA: sharp objects handled by Arya Stark turn on Gendry pass it on

- Arya Stark, Queen of BDE

- Fuck yes I love this Bran and Jaime reunion

- Bran is like it’s chill tbh it’s like a good thing that you pushed me out the window and made me a cripple cuz now we’re here and I’m a magical motherfucker

- Bran is the most understanding person ever after he became the Three Eyed Raven

- “She’s your new queen too” mmm no

- Actually, contrary to popular belief Tyrion, it’s not hard to blame her

- Tyrion is both smart and a dumbass at the same time how the fuck

- Jaime’s like a dog who just heard a squirrel like “????brienne?????”

- Podrick isn’t a boy anymore HE IS MY MANZ AND HUSBAND AND HOLY FUCK HE GOT HOT SO FAST LIKE THE LIGHT FACIAL HAIR? WET. SWORD FIGHTING SKILLS? WET.

- Awww Brienne and Jaime are like the awkward high schoolers who have a thing for each other

- Why does Jorah still call her Khaleesi

- I’m glad Jorah isn’t a dumb bitch. Like he literally betrayed Dany to her brother’s killer and she still forgave him but Tyrion decides to trust his sister for once??? Nope he fucked up too bad not trustworthy

- Uhhh the position wasn’t Jorah’s to be stolen

- This scene is proof that Daensa will never happen and I am glad for it

- “I wish I could have that kind of faith in my advisors” uhh??? Maybe get some new advisors then??? You should trust them??? That’s why they’re your advisors????

- PREACH SANSA CLAPBACK ON THAT BITCH BEING A HYPOCRITE

- Uh no a) the northerners accept Sansa pretty well they actually like her and b) you’re not doing a damn good job of it dumb bitch

- Uh the family that destroyed Sansa was your family dumb bitch

- Is this bitch really making the excuse that she was manipulated?¿?

- This bitch big stupid

- This scene literally reminds me of high school like Dany literally reminds me of those fake ass bitches who were sickly sweet just to get what they want from me like wtf Dany is so obviously fake that it makes me cringe

- BREAKER OF CHAINS MY ASS THE NORTH BROKE THEIR OWN CHAINS AND NOW YOU WANNA PUT THEM BACK ON DUMB BITCH EHHA (read that ehha as Cardi B)

- THEOOOOOOON YAS

- I love how he just ignores Dany and is like SANSA I WANNA SERVE U BB

- Suddenly I ship Theonsa

- This Theonsa hug is all I have ever needed in life

- Isn’t that the thief from Merlin?

- I love that little Irish girl who’s like “imma fight give me a sword” like is this Arya 2.0??

- I heart Gilly

- “I’ll defend the crypt then” YES YOU WILL LIL HUNNY YOU’LL DO A DAMN GOOD JOB OF IT TOO

- EDDAAAAAAAY AND TORMUND YAS MY FAVE BITCHES

- Tormund is like surprise bitch you getta hug me first

- Beric is basically that cool as fuck and chill as hell uncle

- “The big woman”

- We love a Jon Snow pep talk

- Bran is like “hi yeah I’d like to be uhhh bait”

- Damn Samwell you didn’t have to flex on us like that with that deep thinking aight

- YES THEON REDEMPTION ARC AS FUCK

- Noooooo let Tyrion fight you ain’t his boss bitch (I mean you are but)

- Need it for what? Taking over the north?

- “No one’s ever tried” hehe I’m in danger

- Stark fam looking badass as fuck

- Walkout #2 isn’t as smooth but still acceptable

- “It’s a long story” bitch I got time start talking

- I CACKLED when those girls walked away from Missandei like I felt bad but that was just such a “you can’t sit with us” moment

- CAN GREY WORM AND MISSANDEI JUST GO TO NARTH AND STAY THERE FOREVER AND GROW OLD TOGETHER PLEASE

- WE WILL PROTECT YOU IM CRYINGGGGG

- Ghost is that you homie????

- Awww the Nights Watch reunion made me tear up a lil

- Sam’s like “I AINT NO BITCH I KILLED A WHITE WALKER KILLED A THENN AND STOLE BOOKS FROM THE CITADEL IM THE BADDEST BITCH AROUND”

- I love this banter with my whole entire heart

- i miss grenn and pyp so much I’m crying grenn was my pre-Pod husband

- I love Lannister brother moments so much they are so pure

- Oprah is handing out redemption arcs left and right wOw

- PODRICK HE IS A MAN NOW HE IS MY HUSBAND HE IS JUST SO SEXY NOW

- CACKLINGGGGG “half a cup” pours in half the wine jug

- What a squad

- TORMUND MAKES ME LAUGH SO FUCKIN MUCH

- He’s the awkward kid who tells weird stories and then does weird shit

- “Kingslayer get it right” - Jaime on the inside

- Everyone just has a “wtf” look on their face and I’m dying

- I. AM. CACKLING. AT. TORMUND. SEND HELP

- I fucking love Sandor with my entire heart and soul

- “I fought for you didn’t I?” Touche you got her there

- *sandor doesn’t get to sit by himself* fINE WHY DOESNT THE WHOLE FUCKING NORTH COME SIT BY ME TOO HUH IF YOU ALL WANT TO. CROWD. ME HUH???

- “I’m not gonna sit with you old shits I’m gonna go fuck a bull I mean uhhhhh I gotta go ”

- Arya being lowkey jealous makes me cackle like a witch

- “Is that your first time?” “Well yeah Arya I don’t put leeches all over my dick every time I get home wtf”

- YES ARYA GET THAT DICK HUNTY YASS RIDE HIM TO STORMS END HUNTY YAAAAAAS

- ARYA IS DOM AND GENDRY IS SUB PASS IT ON

- Arya having her first time be CONSENSUAL and with someone she loves makes me happy as fUCK

- GENDRY IS THE PUREST MOTHERFUCKER I SWEAR (only after Pod though)

- All I want at this point in my life is for Podrick to hold me in his big strong arms like I just wanna cuddle him fUCK

- “Not a Ser?? Why the fuck not get outta here with that bullshit”

- “I never wanted to be a knight” Podrick: I call bULLSHIT

- Tormund is supportive of Brienne even when she’s dating another guy he doesn’t even care

- WE WAITED SO LONG FOR BRIENNE AND JAIME TO HAVE A ROMANTIC AND INTIMATE MOMENT AND WE GOT AND BRIENNE EVEN GOT WHAT SHE DESERVES OUT OF IT

- Podrick is Brienne’s proud son I am living for it

- BRIENNE’S SMILE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND PRECIOUS THING ON THIS WHOLE ENTIRE EARTH IT MUST BE PROTECTED

- Honestly Tormund just wants to see Brienne happy and successful and tbh I don’t think he would care if that meant that she was with Jaime

- I stg if anything happens to babygirl Lyanna i will throw fists she looks like such a little bad ass in her armor omg she’s adorable

- Yeah Jorah you don’t gotta wield it in Randals memory he was kind of an asshole

- Can Podrick sing me to sleep every night please holy fUCK

- Theonsa? Check. Gendrya? Check. Grey Worm and Missandei? Check. Podrick making my whole self thirsty for him? Check.

- Uhhh Daenerys are you not gonna be concerned that you were idk fuckin your nephew or maybe that you aren’t the last Targaryen???? Maybe something important like that not the Iron fucking Throne???

- This bitch really thinks that Bran and Sam were lying hAh she drank a lot of dumb bitch juice this episode

- Daenerys is like those anti-vaxxers or flat earthers who refuse to see the facts

- Fun fact: episode 3 is going to tear out my heart and soul, put them in a blender, and then fucken shook it until it exploded like a coke with a mento in it

- I read somewhere that said something to the effect of characters who don’t learn from the past are doomed to repeat it and that sounds like Dany w/ the Mad King to me rn

- Honestly every time Dany talked in this episode I got pissed off so that’s not good

- People be like “aw this episode was so boring” like bITCH ARE YALL MISSING THESE GREAT DOMESTIC MOMENTS?? GAME OF THRONES ISNT ALL STABBY AND SHIT IT CAN BE NICE FOR ONCE

- This episode made my heart full and I’m going to cry

- Ummmmm in case y’all haven’t seen in Dan Portman (Podrick) posted on his Instagram and it may or may not be a spoiler and if it is then I’ll kill myself

#game of thrones #game of thrones spoilers #got spoilers #gotspoilers

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