#his bed

[ntnttalksnothing]

Nhs declaring his affection to a very oblivious Jc’s face is one of my favorite dynamics.

#sangcheng #nie huaisang #jiang cheng #jin zixuan #doodles #it will take a couple of years for jc to realize his own feelings #and a bit longer to realize Nhs returns them #He only comes to the realization bc he one night finds a very na- #-ked Nhs tied to #his bed #with a sign that says #THIS IS NOT A JOKE NOR A DREAM. RAVISH ME JIANG WANYIN #And when Jc goes to Nmj to declare his intentions he is gobsmacked #bc Nmj just goes 'Finally. Good job kid.' #instead of punching him like he expected to be #And Nmj adds 'My brother has given me years to prepare for this. #I would've actually gone to punch you if you hadn't figured it out within the year.' #and jc is like 'Oh.' #He then asks everyone #'Did all of you--' #and before he gets to finish the question they answer YES.

[gliscor]

i want to get my septum pierced SORRYYYYY but it would hurt so fucking bad i just know it would my ears were so bad (tbf my piercer sucked)and took so long to heal that its sooo put me off

#plus i always think abt how oomf got the penis piercing and like #bled thru #his bed #and its like #whta if my nose did that

[bisexualpercyjacksons]

pjo tv show episode 5 alignment:

#percy and annabeth mighttttt be switched but grover as gaslight is undeniable #grover lying through his teeth captivated me I was like sweetie WHAT are you doing #annabeth said either help me or leave to a GOD amongst other things which is why she deserves girlboss #percy gatekeeps everyone (but himself) from sacrificing themselves which is as always true to character #pjo tv show #pjo #pjo tv spoilers #pjo tv #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #character alignment #a god buys us cheeseburgers #like no one has posted content yet so I’m making something and going to bed #mine #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #humor #no one bully me on the image sizes I’m on my phone at midnight using photoshop without an account #which means I can only layer one photo at a time so each time I have to make it a new photo #I’m bullying myself don’t worry

[clarebear-0925]

false alarm everyone he’s fine

#damn his death didn’t even stick for a full day this time lmfaoooo #I felt like a disciple of Jesus going to bed #and then waking up to him being alive again #red hood #Batman 148 #Jason Todd #my ramblings #dc

[rowarn]

simon is the type who laughs at you when you whine about how you want to cum with him ):

like he's eating you out or fingering you - prepping you for the monumental task for taking his hefty cock. he's so skilled, so attuned to your body that he doesn't even have to try before you're teetering on that delicious edge.

you whine out to stop, that you want to cum with him ): and he just laughs at you. this condescending chuckle that sends heat to your cheeks and makes you feel silly for having spoken.

"do you really think i wont make you cum again after this?" he scoffs, crooking his fingers just to watch you fight the way your eyes want to roll back from the pleasure, "i'll make you cum on my fingers and then i'll make you cum on my fuckin' cock, don't be stupid"

he's so MEAN about it, glaring at you all through the orgasm he forces you through, watching as you tremble and gush on his fingers.

and just to be even MORE mean he makes you cum twice on his cock - just to drive the point home. you don't have to worry about cumming with him because you're going to no matter how many times he milks your orgasms before he's ready to cum himself <3

#something about simon being COCKY IN HIS ABILITIES IN BED #THAT JUST GETS ME REVVED UP #KACHOW #simon riley smut #simon ghost riley smut #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #ghost smut #ghost x reader #cod x reader #cod smut

[hamable]

You’re Ruben Hopclap. You’re a teen rock star headlining a local festival. Your interim principal attempts to kill you multiple times. The elusive crush you wrote all your songs about vanishes with some other kids and returns covered in gore. The most popular guy in school jumps fifteen feet in the air, turns to you with a smirk and says, “I’m actually a huge fan,” and spears said principal through the core. Your crush boards a bus going who knows where. Someone gets on a mic and tells everyone to go home. It’s been four minutes.

#I want Ruben to have a little crush on Fabian am I crazy #fhjy #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #I think Ruben can have a little bi crisis as a treat #even for just a moment #the most popular jock ultimate legend straight As football captain hero just saved his life #he’s allowed to lay in bed tonight staring at the ceiling like ‘uh oh’ #fantasy high spoilers #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers

[pseudophan]

anthony is dead: the funeral roast (paid content)

#daniel howell #amazingphil #dan and phil #phan #smosh #anthony padilla #mine #my content #hi sorry i can't get a hold of the person who shared this clip with me so i don't feel comfortable posting it in full #however i'm not a good enough person to Not Gif It #so here u go here's a bit of it in gif form lol #i'm going to sleep i'm sure by the time i wake up the full video will be up #oh also oh my god this clip gives me such super amazing project vibes i almost cried #ok. anyway. it's 8:20am. im drunk still. goodnight im finally going to bed x

[ghost-bxrd]

Let’s amp up the “Jason says ow and the batfam thinks he must be gravely injured” headcanon.

Jason calls Bruce or Dick for fun and says nothing but “goodbye” before hanging up (maybe it’s a dare by Roy who TOTALLY suspects the reaction Jay is gonna get).

Ten minutes late the entire Justice League is scouring Gotham, on the hunt for Jason.

#someone is stuck on Bat-sitting duty #meaning someone is tasked to watch Batman in case he tries to skimp on his no kill rule again #person in question is hyper aware Bruce definitely has ten different ways to taoe them down instantly #it’s not a fun situation for anybody #except for Jason #who’s getting ready for bed totally convinced all he’s gonna get the next day is an annoyed bat lecture #meanwhile every JLA member and their sidekick on the hunt for red hood #hoping they’ll find him (alive!) before they have a rogue batman on their hands #or a rogue batfamily in general #the rest aren’t looking too sane right now either oops #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #robin #bruce wayne #ghost talks #tim drake #red hood #batman #batdad #Damian wayne #alfred pennyworth

[sevrinve]

bedtime

#zutara #steambabies #Zuko #fire lord zuko #Zutara fanart #Zuko fanart #atla #avatar the last airbender #dadko #fanart #my art #they have the exact same bed hair #this is kya #Zuko has a real soft spot for her #I headcannon he used to pace with her in meetings strapped to his chest with those baby wraps #and now whenever he holds her for a bit she falls asleep on him immediately #also she hates the cold and frowns exactly like zuko lmao #but she is so like Katara in most other ways #especially her stubbornness #anyways I’ll stop yapping now

[wombywoo]

retired 🩶

#call of duty #cod #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #my art #listen this took me like two weeks so y'all better appreciate 🤌 #johnny is the super active DIY father of the family #simon has made his way through all of the miss marple mysteries and has now set his sights on naval fiction #also growing his fringe out to hide the early onset baldness #johnny has gorgeous hair but we knew that #the dogs are called roger and wee albert--guess which is which #yes they all sleep in the same bed~ #I guess I just need to see these two old and cranky and alive for whatever reason... #let them both burn in hell after a few good decades learning how to live beyond just surviving #god they probably make a banger pot roast....

[superbat-love]

Bruce: Commissioner Gordon, I wasn’t expecting a visit this late.

Gordon: My apologies, Bruce, there are some things that I need to talk to you about regarding the Wilson case.

Bruce: No apologies needed, Commissioner. Please, have a seat. Would you like a cup of tea?

Gordon: Tea would be-

Bruce: ?

Gordon:

Bruce: Commissioner?

Gordon:

Bruce: Commissioner Gordon, is everything all right?

Gordon: Bruce, there’s a- there’s a ghost floating down your hallway…

Bruce: [turns to see a sleeping Clark floating horizontally out of his bedroom, wrapped up in his blanket]

Bruce: Oh, that’s just my great-great-granduncle Tom. He’s always haunting this hallway on Thursdays. It’s his weekly chess game, and he never got over that one loss. Poor Uncle Tom…

Gordon:

Bruce: Alfred, why don’t you go and see if Uncle Tom can be persuaded to haunt another hallway instead?

Alfred: Right away, Master Bruce.

#sleepfloating clark #his subconscious knows that Bruce is not in bed #everyone knows that #the wayne manor is haunted #eccentric rich ghosts #incorrect dc quotes #dc headcanon #dc fanfic #drabble #text post #superbat #dc #batman x superman #superman x batman #superman/batman #batman/superman #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #commisioner gordon #alfred pennyworth #james gordon

[sad-leon]

So some of y'all need to go touch some grass and learn that brotherly affection can include forhead and cheek kisses without it being gross

I like to imagine Leo is very affectionate, but when his brothers show him affection, he freezes up. Especially after the invasion, he fucking cries when his brothers show him affection wihtout him needing to "earn it" or anything like that

#sad•leonart #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #rise leo #rise leonardo #rise donnie #rise donatello #rise mikey #rise michelangelo #rise raph #rise raphael #brotherly affection #featuring tail wags because yes #the image of leo pulling donnie away from his computer with a gentle forhead kiss to tell him he should go to bed #will forever live rent free in my head #and vice versa #theyre brothers your honour /ref #the brothers ever #i love them so much

[danielcalmdown]

a russian meme that appeared in my dream

#my drawing #it says 'what' above his head #it was so vivid that i had to get out of my bed in the middle of the night to sketch it before id forget it lol #i said 'he watches us be poor with so much drip' and dima petkos who was with me for some reason said 'truu'

[greelin]

really beautiful to me that everyone’s camp clothes are like

then you have gale. who just.

#his ass is ready for bed .

[kizzer55555]

The Vampire Aesthetic

Ok so Danny knows two billionaires personally and they really couldn’t be more different. Yet they had one thing in common. A vampire aesthetic. Sam is fully into goth. Spiderwebs, bats, the color black. She enjoys fangs and fake blood and the darkness of her soul. Meanwhile, Vlad is Vlad. If his name wasn’t enough, the dark clothing, pale skin, and flying around with a cape and fangs with coffins in his mansion really sells it.

Danny doesn’t know many rich people so he thinks this might be some kind of trend. (If Paulina is rich, her family likes the chupacabra) So he just thinks that all rich people have some kind of vampire thing going on.

Cue Danny somehow ending in the Wayne household. Maybe he was brought over as a friend of one of the bats, maybe rescued from a field trip/vacation gone wrong, maybe some other situation. But he is there in civilian form with civilian Waynes and Danny just takes a good long look around the inside of the mansion.

“So where’s the vampire aesthetic?

Everyone freezes.

Danny just starts looking around, checking behind paintings and feeling the walls for secret levers. Used to secret passages with Vlad and possibly Sam. The Fentons definitely had them when they were temporarily rich.

“Come on, I know you guys are hiding it.”

Cue the entire batfamily thinking that this is another Tim and that he is fully aware that these people are the batfamily. Danny hangs around the mansion more and the bats just start dropping their disguises and not even bothering to hide stuff around Danny because they assume he already knows. (Possibly even trying to recruit him to be a new bat) Meanwhile, Danny, who does not know these people are batman and his birds, just does not pick up on any of it.

He grew up in a health violation with a giant ballon observatory lab above his head and a portal to the afterlife in his basement. He is a half dead teenager who has tea with the god of time and his godfather is the other parent to his clone child. He’s used to death lazers being scattered across his home and mysterious stains on clothing.

People are weird! He doesn’t judge!

#Dpxdc #dcxdp #Kizzer55555 ideas #The Batfamily think Danny knows their secret. #For once Danny really is clueless and thinks they are just his new billionaire friends. #Blood stains? What bloodstains? That must be chili. #Danny: *knocks into Jason and accidentally pushes out bad ecto without realizing it* “oh sorry about that.” Jason: “are you God?” #Danny is obsessed with the animals. They are little BABIES! Damian approves this new interloper. Danny rides Batcow and has a ✨🤩✨ moment. #Danny introduces Damian to Cujo. No one else knows about Cujo. Damian will make SURE no one else knows about Cujo. #Cujo and Titan are best friends. #I know people think Duke’s ghost vision has him see Danny as something obviously not normal but I do you one better. #He cannot see or hear Danny at all. It takes him MONTHS before he realizes that the batfamily are talking to an additional presence. #And instead of thinking this is weird he thinks this is a new code they have developed and is trying to decipher it. #Duke watching Damian as he casually talks to the wall. Danny looking at Damian “why is he staring at us.” #Damian makes direct eye contact with Duke. “Training.” #Duke: WHAT DOES THAT MEEEAAANN?!?!? #There are ‘accidents’ like that one Time Danny was staying over and Jason was trying to sneak into the mansion. #Red hood (in full gear with guns bombs and glowing red eye googles) comes over at 1 am and crawls up the vent and opens it above Danny’s be #Danny: lying on the bed with his eyes wide awake and already staring at the ceiling as the vent above him opens. *waves* “Sup”. #Red Hood: …….“sup” (slooowwwly closes vent)

[wolfythewitch]

Do you think Jesus ever felt homesick. Do you think he missed his mom

#wolfy religious tedtalks #thinking about tjat time i went to china for like two months #for a study program #and i had a banger time it was great #but when i went to bed at night id sort of just sit around #and it was already like 11 pm and my parents were asleep #i couldnt really call them #but id sit and read or watch some videos or eat noodles and check the clock and look at that its 2am #what i wouldnt give for a hug right about now #do you think that after all his miracles he would crawl into an unfamiliar bed and he would think of his own in nazareth