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beckiboos · 10 months
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BERWHALE THE AVENGER! My Ceremonial dagger *tells story of dad conning him to join the army with a fake prophecy*
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Your dad sounds like a bit of a tosser to be honest
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Yeah he is really
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nastudragneel · 1 year
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Kidnapped
Natsu x F!Reader
SOME PARTS ARE NSFW
Your a gravity dragon slayer
Established imprintation so you and Natsu can tell where eachother are within a limited space like a towns width and talk through telepathy.
Established relationship nine years
Another dragon slayer kidnaps you and tries to mate with you when Natsu bursts in.
Just a short drabble <3
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During The Grand Magic Games
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After your combat turn and right as Natsu finished off Rogue and Sting. You happily jumped off the crowds side wall where Fairy Tail was to the ground then jumped into the gaint hole that Sting and Rogue made. Nearing the ground you use your Gravity wings to gently fall into Natsus arms. He let's you down as he says
"Did you see (n)! I beat both of them!" He smiles excitedly.
"I'm so proud of you Tsu-kun! But where did Gajeel go?" You say pondering.
"Oh that guy? He ran off or something!" Natsu smiled wide and threw a shoulder over you.
"Gravity wings" you say as you and Natsu grow wings of gravity and fall upwards and out of the hole. Most of the crowd has left for the day but some point and wonder about you.
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At The Tavern
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"Cheers!" You, Natsu, Wendy, Grey, and Erza yell then drink their chosen drinks. After more than a couple of drinks. You went back to the bar.
"Excuse me (N/L) could I interview you outside please?" A man in full green armor and a mask with a note pad asked you.
"Okay that sounds fun!" You say and walk to you friends and mates table.
"I'm gonna be doing an interview outside be back soon" you say to everyone.
'Be safe (n)' Natsu thinks to you.
'I will be, Tsu-kun' you think back. Everyone else says okay or nods. You open the door and let the man pass through the door, your imprint showing, and close the door.
"Let's sit on those barrels over there if you dont mind" masked man says and you nod. Walking over passed Natsu and the teams window to sit on some barrels. He begins to ask questions.
"So how are you enjoying the games?" You give your answer but he doesn't write it down.
"And your mated to who again his last name escapes me?" Masked man asks.
"Natsu Dragneel the pink haired one we passed on the way out" you say as he still doesnt write anything down.
"I was only able to watch your fight and not Natsus due to interviews"
"Um arnt you supposed to be writi-" suddenly the masked man lunged forward surprising you so much you stayed still as he casts a spell on you. Suddenly your paralyzed and sleepy.
"What did you do t-" you manage to say. A slimmer of awakeness you could tell he picked you up bridal style and suddenly dissapeared and reappeared further into the city as you black out but get one word in
'Natsu...' you think hoping he could still hear you.
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An unknown location
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As you wake you hear muffled words. Then you come too quicker since your metabolism gets rid of ailments quicker than most people. As you try to sit up you suddenly realise your on top of a ancient table with vines holding you down.
"Oh so your awake allready you are quite special and rare, with you by my side we will be unstoppable!" He yells as you notice his words veriberate off cave walls.
'Natsu!!' You yell in your mind.
"Natsu!! You yell outloud.
"Dont bother trying to contact him he wont come, I bet hes barely even noticed your gone. You bite your lip trying not to cry.
"No your wrong he WILL come for me just you wait." You yell at the masked man.
"What's even your name?" You ponder.
"Since will be mates my name is Snake and you my pretty dragon slayer will be mine soon forever" Snake laughs menacingly.
"I made this paralyzing spell even stronger for you so you'll be a doll now and wont struggle" Snake says casting it as you grow stiff. He raises the vines close to him so your back is to the caves entrance and your virtical.
'Where are my panties?! He took them what is h- oh no not that anything but this!' You yell in your head. Snake pulls up your dress with one hand showing your cooch and one hand on your imprint.
"No please anything but my imprint!" Your sobbing now as Snake puts his member to your entrance and he starts removing my imprint.
'Natsu!!' Sobbing in your mind your mates name.
"Natsu!!" You yelled with the only part of your body you could move.
"Taking my imprint will kill me!" You spat at Snake.
"I have found the ancient scrolls dictating everything to do with mateing. You will be mine soon enough." As he finished saying. Before he stuck his member in, it's just touching your entrance when a extremely loud boom happened. As some of the cave fell apart out of the way.
"I heard you (n) I'm here!" That familiar voice rang.
'Hes trying to remove my imprint and do the ritual at the same time help!!' You yell to Natsu through thoughts.
'He uses earth magic I'm not sure if hes just a wizard or a dragon slayer' you tell Natsu
'One more thing those crystals on his armor control different ailments hes paralyzed me I cant move be very careful' you say to Natsu through telepathy. Snake let's go of you and sheaths his member in front of Natsu letting Natsu know what he was trying to do to you.
"You will pay dearly for all of this! Now I've really got a fire in my belly" Natsu roars as you cant see what's going on due to you being turned facing a wall. You notice now blood coming from your wrists with thorns grazed deep into them.
"Fire dragon roar!" Natsu yells as you see Snake back up behind the alter so you can see him. Snake raises the vines then turns you so your facing Natsu. Snake grabs your chin and cheeks and kisses you deeply with tounge as you moan to stop. Looking at Natsu boiling.
'Dont look please I cant help it. I love you!' You think as Natsu wines up a fire iron fist punch dashes across the room and squarely punches Snake in the jaw. He then uses fire iron dragon fist in a barrage. After that Snake gets up and laughs.
"You cant defeat me not when my armor has enchanted jewels in it, one drains your magic and converts it to mine. Another one paralyzes you and the last one makes you go to sleep." Snake says snarkly as he forces his vines up through the entire floor trying to snap up Natsu as Natsu burns away the vines dodging all of Snakes attacks.
"You will never lay another finger on her!"Natsu yells as he charges a
"Fire dragon roar!!" Natsu was close enough to Snake to fire it off. All the vines burnt to a crisp. You fall to the floor. Snake tries to conjure more vines.
"I never want to see your face again if I do I swear I'll kill you!"Natsu yells at Snake. Natsu grabs him by the collar and punches the top jewel to pieces then the middle and then the last one to smithereens. You just lay there paralyzed watching Natsu go to town on this guy. Natsu using barrage fire again until Snake is KOED and his armor is crumbled. Natsu turns to you a sobbing mess, though still paralyzed. He walks up to you lifting you up bridal style.
"Shh.. your safe now (n)" your mate says as he strokes your (Lenth) (Color) hair. As he walks back to the tavern he says.
"Its okay it's not your fault love" as you just sob and sob until your cant anymore.
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Once at the tavern
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"Wendy I need your help!" Natsu yells as the group turns to you and Natsu seeing your bloody wrists and ankles.
"For sure coming!" Wendy and Carla follows to the inn as you go into your groups shared room Natsu lays you down.
"Shes paralyzed and has wounds" he says as Wendy casts
"Cure ailments" you can suddenly feel the pain as Natsu does too.
"Shes in pain" he says as Wendy starts healing your wrists first. Once healed she heals your ankles. Now that you can properly talk
"Thank you Wendy and Natsu I knew youd come for me" you say blushing which makes Natsu blush too.
"You should bath (n) your all bloody and it will feel nice" Carla says as you nod.
"Thank you Wendy and Carla" you say as they leave the room giving you and Natsu privacy.
"Please come to the mixed bath with me?" You question Natsu.
"Of course my mate but first flip over" he says as you obey. He gathers magic into his hand and presses down on your back imprinting on you what's been taken from you. After awhile Natsu says
"There back to normal that guy really took a lot"
"Here hold my hand let's go to the baths" Natsu says sweetly.
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At The Mixed Baths
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You both clean off first, then head inside the mixed bath part. To both your surprise it was empty because of the games. You take your towels off get in and place the towels on the side of the pool. Sinking just so your heads are visible. You hug Natsu from behind and give kisses on his back. Your breasts pressed up against his back feeling him blush and feel love. He turns around and embraces you in a firm snug hug your breasts pressed up against him.
"I love you (n)" he says into your ear which makes you shiver.
"I love you Natsu" you whisper into his ear making him shiver. You look into eachothers eyes and kiss passionately him swirling his tounge around as your tounge explores his. This feeling is bliss. Breaking for air you both hug eachother close.
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zeico · 7 months
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Long post request: how do you feel about BG3?
I didn't realize a new patch came out on final fantasy for about a week because Baldur Gate o Baldur Gate
currently in act 3 and trying to stock up on shit since I recently cleared out the bank. I'm TRYING to hold myself to not starting a new character until I finish this one but I see so many monk items and i want themmmmm (I have a half elf monk open in character creator right now)
Since I played a lotttt of dragon age origins, parts of the structure of bg3 felt very familiar to me like the camp itself and like how u interact with the companions. Like coming home in a way.
I'm also playing 5e a lot so that part of the structure of it was very easy to adapt to. I do still have trouble with like certain interface things like oh man gotta select the version of the spells BEFORE TARGETTING NO GALE WHY ARE YOU RUNNING TO THEM GET BACK HERE WHY ARE YOU HITTING THEM WITH YOUR 8 STRENGTH BACKED STICK
But its great and I do like the changes made to better facilitate it being a VIDEO GAME. Like I'm a Divination Wizard. My main Thing is portent dice. (There's also detect thoughtsing my way through all social encounters which is SO GREAT honestly scratches an itch I've always wanted to do but it would be such a pain in the ass for tabletop. Like first first ever dnd character I cooked up was an illiterate mind reading sorcerer that like got by through just that. But that would be so annoying to do with like.... PEOPLE AT THE TABLE of like 'so im just constantly getting ur surface thoughts...... i can't entirely control this... i'm sorry....' )
ANYWAY portent dice!!!!! in bg3 they have it at level 6 you fulfill little prophecies to get ur dice back to make the big boss miss their BIG attack or make SURE you hit (or my favorite, make the rogue crit on a sneak attack) instead of having it that when u cast a divination spell u get a spell slot back. since theres so few divination spells especially like using IN COMBAT so I understand the change.
I also like the variety of shit you can do. like my partner is one to summon 9 creatures btw the whole party so theres a small army of creatures following their main party. (also several buffed with mage armor and everyone has a higher level aid cast on them so they also have a decent amount of health its really funni to watch) I like wrote off the summon guys moves because I just dont like to have extra guys usually.
Something I wish I did on my first playthrough tho was simply long resting more I think I fucked myself out of a lot of social link scenes in act 1 bc I straight up didn't rest enough. The game is like 'oh no time is ticking' but things aren't REALLY like that (cept for like... 2 instances I can think of) bc its a videogame and thats fine.
It WANTS you to use all your abilities and not be dum like me and just cantrip my way through most the first act 'just in case i need my slots later' why am i like this. both short and lone rest more and just use all your moves its FINE
speaking of social links and companions theyre all great. I love them all. I DO wish some things weren't like... romance locked it feels??? well more like you HAVE to reject them???? idk I had a scene with gale when he's like 'but we're not THAT close tho' and i felt bad bc like... I want to be wizard friends with you. I'm SORRY I'm so weak to both vampires and elves.
heard some shit about astarion having like so much content compared to all the other companions and man imma feel so spoiled on my playthroughs where i dont smooch the vampire. I do wish everyone else had more scenes too its a shame.
something about bg3 thats HILARIOUS to me personally is that its all like 'recruit allies against the cult' and in another irl campaign im in thats been in hiatus for years but I still hope to come back its REALLY similiar. Oh no a huge looming death cult threat to the city. oh no the city has its own fuckmess of bullshit to deal with. OH NO a shapeshifting killer. Anytime theres strong parallels to that campaign it sparks joy.
A few technical problems I've had tho were around switching characters in and out of the party. like in a building and I wanna run back to camp to tag in someone. Wait why are they on the roof????
Or I tag in someone and WHY ARE YOU CLIPPING THROUGH THE FLOOR? Tbh the game is so enjoyable I just sigh and say "Video. Game." out loud and load a save. Like the last time that was REALLY frustrating is when it just would NOT let me out of a restricted area like please I persuaded u 3 times let me go I was on my way OUT.
Also why do all these 8 strength men have abs. This is Wrong. I'm bad with figuring out the technical shit of modding but holy shit I need them to not have abs.
Anyway I had this and the character creator open for like 2 hours now so Imma start that now.
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voiddaysrp · 3 years
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Name: Days
Gender: Female
Age: … Very old, she lost track long ago (she is however 18 physically like me ooc) 
Species: Human-dragon hybrid Height: 6’2 in/ft | 187 cm
Other measurement things: Wingspan is about 12’3 in/ft or 374 cm (likely varies because i dont know what is actually “accurate”). Tail is about 6 feet long or 182 cm. 
Personality: Quiet and contemplative, Days is not the most social person in the world- she's usually off doing her own thing unless someone else puts her to a task. These things of her own are often building- she’s not great at the creative aspect but she puts focus into practicality at the very least, expect her to have her nose in a book as she makes an exp farm that no one probably actually needs at that point in time. She is also one for experimentation, having a scientific mindset towards things- sometimes she may even go too far without realizing it, she rarely means bad by it but empathy is something that has left her mind long ago. 
Due to her unique circumstances Days is not particularly in tune with her mob traits- she learned things in her time stuck in the End but there are some things that just… happen, for instance she often finds comfort in obsidian pillars, is drawn to end crystals, hates beds and often starts vibing around endermen in the overworld without really thinking. She tries not to think about how she has lost half her humanity, it’s not a pleasant thought. 
Once upon a time she used to be a very adventurous sort of person- prone to going out on long trips and then taking five years to come back, down to earth but enthusiastic nonetheless (basically, my ooc personality). However… after her long fall in the void and then being trapped in the end even longer she has changed considerably, her emotions are incredibly dulled in many aspects which she sometimes tries to overcompensate for (you want melodramatic speeches? That’s how you get melodramatic speeches). She may often come off as rude, when usually she’s just trying to be honest. 
Sometimes she does get the urge to explore though… hey, looking at that mansion may be good research… 
Background: 
Once long ago there was a wandering girl named Days, she lived out on her own- her family was god knows where and boy did she… not think about how to get back to her spawn when she started wandering out. Oops. It’s fine though… eventually she came upon a savanna village and in exchange for helping with basic work she took up one of the empty houses and lived among them (based on my singleplayer world). 
But… that wasn’t enough for her, she wasn’t great at building pretty things, nor was she good in a real fight, and if she ever tried redstone she’d likely fail miserably… yet, there was one thing she knew she was good at. Exploring, seeing the unknown and taking note of it, perhaps bringing riches back home for those around her. 
So she made a habit of it, going out for weeks seeing what lies in one direction of the vast world they lived in- making notes of what she sees, of what others could use and perhaps along the way she could find something to bring home with her…
Along the way she actually begun to see other people, adventurers like her. From them she heard a curious tale, one of “The End”, about how a dragon is said to live there and killing it could bring riches to those present… and what got Days’ attention was a rumor that the dragon’s breath could be collected and used in potions. Now wouldn’t that be something unique to bring home? 
With this in mind she decided to follow a group to a stronghold they had found, they were mainly there for the fight it seems… and that was good, Days had no intention on trying to fight the dragon herself so they could do that for her, she just needed to get close enough to use those bottles she had on hand. 
When they arrived well… Days had no words for the realm, it wasn’t like anything else she had ever seen… and boy was being around that bottomless pit of the void anxiety inducing. This was the hard part, she stuck close to the more combat trained players, as they got in range of the dragon. 
Oh.
Oh that’s a large mob. 
Maybe she had gotten in over her head but it’s fine… right? 
She waited, and waited (maybe she should have also brought a pumpkin)- the opportunity had to come soon… and she saw it, the dragon flew close to the ground and attacks her current comrades with that strange purple breath. 
Okay, there it is. She ran out and got as much of it as she could carry in her arms before running like mad back out of the way. 
She heard a loud noise sometime after, like the crackling of a firecracker. What was that…
Erm. 
Where did everyone go?
Slowly moves out of her hiding spot, no one around aside from a sea of enderman and a… that has to be the portal back yes? 
… And another portal, suspended in air. What is that? Where did that lead? Curiosity overrode the basic sense of safety she should have been following and with some careful building she got up to it. It’s too small to crawl into… a pearl could do the trick though! 
So she did…
But... 
An odd feeling overcame her when she appeared on the other side, on a platform overlooking an expanse of islands. The view wasn’t what was on her mind though… her body was moving on it’s own, like some unknown force had taken control of her limbs and pushed her into the backseat. 
There was no time to truly react until she had already stepped off the edge. 
Like some sort of sick joke it was only at this point did she regain control of her body, when she was face to face with the abyss that surrounded the realm. She tried to in her panic send another pearl but it didn’t land, leaving her without anything she could do. 
This wasn’t… this wasn’t how she wanted to die. What else could she do? She had a few seconds to at least try to see if she had anything else on her…
The bottles… she had never heard of using dragon breath on it’s own, it seemed more like it’d be an ingredient than anything else but… 
She’s desperate, dragons live here right? Maybe it could do something. So she chugged it and hoped for the best. 
Well. 
Death never came to her. 
But, she just kept falling…
...And falling…
...And falling…
...And falling…
Had she just locked herself into a fate worse than death in her attempt to survive? It came to a point where she couldn’t even see land anymore. 
She didn’t know how long she had been there, there was no distinction of day or night in the End. Yet… there was a point she felt herself go eerily calm, no panic, no sadness. 
She was just numb. 
The void was an odd thing, at a glance it was only a silent empty space but at some point she heard… things. She didn’t know what it was saying, it was speaking a language she knew nothing of yet whatever presence it represented it seemed to overtime envelope her- not like the force that had forced her off the edge though, something more… benevolent? Was that even accurate? Either way that feeling corruption only grew over time. 
Something had changed. An unfamiliar weight upon her back, an instinct she most certainly didn’t have before. 
Fly. Get out. Home. 
When faced with that after ages seeing nothing but fuzzy black there was no other option but to act right? 
With that she… flew. She had wings. Where did that.. 
She can think on this later, her mind was mostly set on finding land. It took a long time, and by the time she managed to grip onto the edge of an island she was utterly exhausted. 
But, she was a step closer to home. 
Or was she already home?
It wasn’t until some hours later did she realize she had passed out, dragging herself up as she properly took in her situation. Not only did she find those wings but also a long tail, distinctly draconic but in colors of white and silver, some scales shining in an almost holographic color. 
… She was no longer entirely human that’s for sure, was it the potion combined with the void that did something? She’ll… have to look into that. For now she had to get out. 
How though? The islands were vast and she had been moving for who knows how long. She past by odd structures (cities?), many endermen and vast amounts of just… nothing. The only thing that kept her remotely grounded were old books she had in her bag, now that she could actually read them without fear of dropping them straight into nothing. 
Years of being alone with creatures that couldn’t understand you was a terrible thing for the mind. She hadn’t realized it but at some point she has practically shut down aside from her singular goal of leaving. 
It was that single mindedness that eventually got her back to the original island (what state was it in? Who knows that’s up to the greater lore people), thankfully the portal was still open for her to get the hell out.
… Uh…
Where--
Is she on a table?
… And that’s several different people just looking at her. 
Oops.  
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kibleedibleedoo · 4 years
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Hero of your own Fate 2/?
Thorin x reader
Warnings - brief mention of mental illness, slow burn
A/n - sorry it's a long one
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~Thorin's POV~
It had been a long detour via the Blue mountains which unfortunately had not born any fruit. All Thorin could think about was a hot meal and a place of safety to sleep tonight. He was getting far too old to be a solitary nomad. His fantasising of his next meal led thorin down his third wrong turn of the evening. The shire was full of winding roads that seemed to follow no logical order in their constuction. Thorin could see the house up on a hill, by mahal he probably could hear the company from back in Bree, but he just could not find the right path to get there and the fading like was offering him no favours.
Thorin watched confused as the heavens seemed to rip open as Bagend was aurrounded by a vrief thunder storm and depositing a girl on top of the hill. From this distance it was hard to tell but she certainly wasnt one of his kin and the clothes she was wearing made ger look out of place in this world. Maybe you were a one of a secretive kind, some even more secretive than dwarves that few even knew the existance of. He watched as you settled yourself and entered the hobbit hole. Something deep inside him was drawn to this unfamiliar woman so deep that Thorin was taken by surprise when he knew how to get to that blasted house, to get to you.
~Reader's POV~
That evening was a whirlwind so much seemed to happen in so little time. The quest was explained along with the risks and contracts were handed out to you and the other burglar Bilbo. It took many by surprise when he fainted at the thought of incineration, sure it would be a bad way to go but an instant death was far more preferable than a long drawn out one, the only one not surprised was the leader of our company Thorin oakenshield. He seemed to react to the hobbit with pure annoyance even going so far as to question him on battle experience upon entering poor Bilbo's home. You had no battle experience at least none in hand to hand combat. You cast your mind back to one of your childhood school trips where you were taught how to fire an arrow and a bit of fencing neither of which you were any good at, at the time which gave you little hope for your ability to fight on this quest. You needed training or you would be a liability and you were positive the whole company knew it.
You took the time during Bilbo's recovery to pull Gandalf aside.
"what am i doing here?" you asked rather annoyed with the wizard.
"You offered to help in the café did you not?" he quipped knowing the answer.
"Yes but there is no point me joining if i am only going to be a liability Gandalf" you huffed, you wanted to help you really did but there was no point volunteering for this quest if it was going to end in your demise or the demise of some of the dwarves before the quest is complete.
"You posess talents aside from fighting that will come in useful that I am sure something that those of middle earth lack" the wizard mused. He was almost certainly keeping something to himself about what you could contribute. Before you could respond he continued "I took the liberty of packing supplies for you, some hygiene products from your home but mainly supplies from here for the journey. They are with your pony at the stables" Your eyes grew wide as you realised the wizard had gone through your things.
"You broke into my house!" you exclaimed in a hushed tone trying to stop any of the dwarves from prying, unfortunately you could not seem to shake the handsome one's peircing gaze. "What if my roommate saw you? omg wait what did you see in my stuff!" at this point you were starting to panic, your roommate had always suffered from anxiety and happening upon a strange man riffling through your stuff wasnt exactly something they would take in their stride.
"I was not seen, and magic comes in useful in your realm too" he chucked "the essentials come to me, they seemed nicely organised so I packed the entire bag for you" mentally you were piecing together what you would be carrying. That bag contained your toothbrush, toothpaste, a few wash cloths, deoderant, conditioner, a spare pair of panties, and some everyday makeup items. Okay so no shampoo, you werent exactly sure when you would get the opportunity to wash your hair while trekking across this world but you had heard others try a no-poo style of washing their hair so that must be what you would have to do from now on. "Along with what is already packed here are a new set of clothes to help you fit in better and if you will let me I can exchange and money you have for coin you can use here." You werent sure exactly where he had stored the fresh clothes but he seemed sincere so you handed your bag over to him.
"Dont touch anything else in there, you only have permission to exchange currency" you said in a stern voice "they might not all work here but they are important to me" you finished softly. You took the clothes to a seperate room and closed the door behind you. It was dark but you still had your phone in your pocket so could use the torch for a while. You silently thanked whatever deity was up there that your parents had got you a solar powered power bank for christmas and it was in your bag, where you always kept it, your phone might run out of battery soon but you knew that you would be able to look through your photos whenever you got homesick on this quest. You turned your attention to the clothes, inspecting each item you noticed the outfit looked like something that would have been worn during the 18th century back home. Luckily your roomate was studing fashion history at the local university so you knew where all the fabric was supposed to go. Gandalf had also been nice and provided you with a corset which did up on the front, looking at them you could almost hear your roommate telling you this style was called a 'pair of bodies' and you chuckled knowing that while this outfit might be more practical than what you were wearing it was still going to be a nuisance to put on and wear all the time. You got undressed and threw the shift over your underwear, not ready to give up your modern bra and pants just yet, next you decided you still wanted to wear your leggings. If you were supposed to learn how to ride a horse tomorrow you sure as hell were going to have some fabric between your skin and the saddle plus it would preserve some of your dignity if you fell off and your skirt flew over your head. Time for the corset, the stomacher was rock hard which you thought might provide some protection, against what you werent quite sure of yet, and the corset was surprisingly easy to lace up at the front. The next item you loved, it was a shame modern women's fashion hated them so much but these bags you tied at your waist formed huge pockets which could fit most of the contents of your bag in without anyone being any the wise. The petticoat and skirt followed and a jacket tied the look together. You decided your doc martens would be far better to wear than whatever flimy shoe gandalf had provided so with your outfit complete you returned to the company.
Gandalf sat there smiling with a bag of coins in his hand. You felt you looked slightly ridiculous, especially since your bosom was more pronounced than in your oversized tee.
"Now you look like you belong here" he took a sip of wine and nodded.
"I might look like it but I have still kept some of my modern luxuries" you responded smugly waving your t-shirt a bit. He smirked handing you over the coins and your backpack back. You stuffed the tshirt in with the rest of your stuff and made a mental note to wear it as a pyjama top.
~Thorin's POV~
Y/N had disappeared off into one of the rooms shortly after her argument with gandalf. It seemed like the company had lost both of their burglars within the space of five minutes. Thorin huffed and sat back next to Balin who was always a source of comfort to him even before Erebor fell.
"We do not have time to delay Balin, if we must leave without them then that is what we must do" Thorin sighed, fewer and fewer folk were supporting this mission a band of 13 dwarves and a wizard was hardly a match for a dragon if Smaug still lived.
"I know lad, have faith this is a worthy quest and mahal would not have forsaken us" Balin smiled reassuringly at Thorin. Balin trusted Thorin like he trusted no other, he knew Thorin would give anything for his people and would do everything in his power to provide them with a place of sanctuary. The pair sat in silence for a few moments when Y/N came out of one of the rooms in a different outfit. The dress made her look like one of them, it fitted her so much better than what she had on before and Thorin found himself staring in awe at her.
"it seems she hadnt given up on us afterall" Balin nudged Thorin grabbing his attention
"aye but does a woman belong on this quest" Thorin sighed "she looks weaker than Dis and we wouldnt allow her to join us"
"she will be fine" Balin was puzzled by Thorin's sudden change in attutude until he realised Thorin was still watching the lass like a hawk. "she will have us to protect her and Im sure you wouldnt mind training her" Balin joked.
"I will not let her presence effect this quest, we will make sure she is trained" Thorin barked back. Both dwarves knew it was already too late just her sheer presence made Thorin reconsider his priorities.
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Family of Four (All Might x Reader)
Requested by @fandomhell97 and beta reader (also fanfic writer, dont be shy to ask him requests as well. He is a multi-fandom writer. RWBY, Marvel, BNHA, etc. Be specific when requesting and dont be shy- go un-anon) @starrylegend
Word count: 1690
Warnings: snakes and bearded dragon mentionings. Thats about it.
You were excited today of all days, because your boyfriend All Might would be coming to your house. It wasn't long you two dated officially. Him being the number one hero, his schedule was tight and you had to take care of your little baby, also with your work schedule, it was difficult to find time for each other.
That didn't mean you two weren't able to hangout, you guys did, but it was mainly private and semi-rushed. You two began flirting a month before, then he had the courage to ask you out on a date, which turned into a disaster to even find a time for you two to go on a date. But alas, you two were officially dating!
You were currently laying on your bed, on your back while your child- a bearded dragon- lay peacefully on your abdomen. Sunlight rays shine through the cracks of the blinds, making that part of your body warm. It's eyes were shut as it rested and you gently caressed its small, scaly body.
You also rested your eyes, cuddling with your baby, when you heard the door creaking just lightly, hesitant for a second before proceeding forward, "I-I'm coming in!" Announced All Might entering through the main door. It was silent, and he was confused as to why there was no response. He walked in while wearing his suit and looked at his surroundings. He noticed a tank in your living room. He thought you had fishes...but there was no water. On the contrast, it had rocks, branches, a hammock, a lamp and decorative items that make it look like a dry environment.
All Might, who battled many criminals in his days, received a chill down his back as he didn't see what was inside. His girlfriend had a reptile she takes care of? On top of that, she referenced having to take care of her 'baby'. He was either expecting a puppy or an actual baby! Not a reptile, then his skin went pale. He didn't notice the reptile...it was silent in the house. He clasp his hands together as he was asked to be forgiven for intruding.
He checked the kitchen, nothing, he sighed in relief.
He checked the bathroom, only he covered his eyes for this one. He spread his fingers slightly to peek into the bathroom and sighed in relief as he saw nothing.
He checked the room beside the bathroom, nothing, again another sigh.
Finally, the final room. He hoped to hear something, at least something. He asked to be forgiven once again to his gods and he opened the door slightly, only to hear a hiss, to which he closed the door and his back was against the wall, hands placed flat on it. The same cold chill ran down his back.
A hiss.
A-f*cking-hiss.
No door hisses.
It creaks, but it doesn't hiss.
He cautiously opened the door, his two cowlicks peeking in before him before his eyes also peeked in, noticing a body on the bed, back turn to him.
His imagination ran wild, questions rose and curiosity kicked in.
He was getting closer when he saw something crawling. A lizard. A lizard?? A lizard?! In bed?! On his girlfriend?!
He stopped in his tracks to look at the small reptile crawling on your hip to make his way to the top. It noticed All Might, so big and so intimidating. It continued to stare as All Might battled against this tiny reptile at a staring contest, sweat gathering at his armpits, neck, face.
The reptile made a move, finally, it seemed centuries since anybody moved a muscle. All Might was incredibly tense while the reptilian raised a tiny arm, and rolled it around slowly, as if he was stretching it's little arm. Then the girl mumbled and her eyes opened before panicking at the realization that you could have rolled over and.... you turn and you screamed from the intruder. All Might shrieked. He shrieked. He. Shrieked. Like a schoolgirl. That found a snake in a dumpster. All Might took a step back, nearly panting.
You sighed in relief that it was just All Might and gasped at seeing your baby okay. You hold him into your arms and hugged it as best you can.
"Jesus All Might, the least you could do is wake me up rather than scaring me." You snicker, his face a pure red filled with shame and embarrassment.
He leaned forward, hand on his thigh while his other hand was rubbing the back of his neck while he looked down, "I'm terribly sorry, (Y/N). I thought something happened since it was quiet and I didn't see what was in the tank..."
An exclamation mark appeared in your mind, 'He hadn't seen my other baby!'
You smiled at him, "It's okay, babe-"
He looked at you with a blush this time from the nickname you gave him, it sounded incredibly nice coming from you.
You got up from the bed as you walked to the tank that was in your room, placing your bearded dragon back into its home.
"...Why do you have two tanks for one lizard?..." he asked curiously as he tilted his head slightly.
"Well...sometimes I like to make sure (s/he's) under my supervision..." you state, straight out lying to him.
He believed it, "You're a really good pet owner for taking good care of your lizard." He grins.
You smiled as you shook your head slowly, "It's a reptile, not a lizard All Might. It's a bearded dragon." You taught All Might and he looked enlightened and once again ashamed. He apologized once again and you forgave him for something silly.
You make your way to the kitchen, him following and start making some tea for both of you. He helped get the cups down.
"I'll be right back, got to use the bathroom real quick." You said as you head to the bathroom.
"Alright, I'll be in the living room...is it okay if I go see your bearded dragon?..."
"Yes! That's totally fine!" You shouted from the bathroom.
While the tea cooled off a bit, All Might did in fact go to your room to see (BD's name).
In the meantime, you opened the door to the bathroom and hurried as best as you can to the tank in the living room. You bit your lip as you cautiously picked up the faux cave that your newest baby was sleeping in. It hissed and you pressed it against your chest, gently rubbing it's semi-smooth body.
You wanted to prank on your new boyfriend. No, you've never done it. You assume he would simply laugh at your attempt because he is not scared of a baby burmese python. He's a late 40s man who's fought criminals, why would he be scared of a neonate?
You tiptoed to your room, holding your baby Burmese Python, it's head roaming slightly and slithering on your arms. He was staring at your bearded dragon with curiosity, his hands over his knees as he squatted.
He looked too cute as he watched it's environment.
You got closer to All Might and holding it in mid-body, you placed your baby burmese python on his shoulder, "Hope you don't mind." You state.
"Not at all-" He began and froze mid-sentence. You saw his eyes widen, completely frozen. Did his eyes betray the image before him? Was it a hand but he saw a snake or was it...actually...a...
"S-s-snake!!" He shrieked and stood up, only to trip over his own foot, to land on the bed. A loud creak resonated from the bed as the big man fell on top of it. He still believed the snake was still on him and he trembled, as he tried so hard not to injure the snake.
You giggled for a few seconds before actually feeling guilty for scaring him. You held your neonate once again in your arms as you spoke to All Might, "All Might, All Might! It's in my arms! It's not on you!"
It took a few seconds for him to be convinced there was no snake on him, but when he saw you holding the small snake, he sighed in relief as he spread his arms across the bed.
"...heh...sorry..." You smiled sheepishly as he raised his head to pout at you, "Was this payback from earlier…?"
"No, I just wanted to prank you a little. Sorry." You coward a little, you two were still getting to know each other. You didn't know if provoking him would be much more darker than you ever thought. You awaited for his snarky, angry response, but instead of that you got a laugh.
His laughter, it wasn't angry laughter. It was his infamous laugh.
"You sure got me there, did you think that because I'm so big, I wouldn't be so scared?" He asked, sitting up on the edge of the bed, not a good idea right there.
You smiled slightly as he reached his finger over to the snake's body to lightly touch, "It's cute, you just got me off guard." He grinned.
You smiled warmly and leaned forward to kiss his forehead, "Thank you, for not being mad. I promise I won't do this again."
He blushed lightly from the kiss, "It's okay (Y/N). Your intentions weren't harmful, just a silly prank." He reassured and you nod.
"Tea's getting cold." You start making your way to the tank to let it rest.
After washing your hands and arms, and telling All Might he should wash his hands too, you two sat on the couch and rested while drinking tea. He asked many questions about your reptilian pets which you were excited to talk about. It was nice conversation before he had to leave for work.
"I'll come back, if you want." He puts on his combat boots.
"That'll be nice, the whole family will be waiting on you." You smiled. You saw a blush creep upon his cheeks as he grinned, "Sure! A family of four huh?”
You two laughed and gave you a goodbye kiss before going.
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Stannis the mannis and one of the two old cats for the character ask meme :P
Stannis Baratheon the First of His Name, the One True King.• Why I like them: I love the complexity of his character. Stannis is kind of a douche on a lot of issues (especially in ACOK). And yet, he is far, far more interesting than many better, nicer, more admirable characters. I love his past, always in the shadow of his brilliant big brother (and later of his flamboyant younger one). I think he has really some interesting interactions with other characters. No matter who they are and what they want, Stannis has some issues that are going to come bubbling to the surface. And he is hilarious. His deadpan delivery kills me every time.• Why I don’t: Damn mysogynist• Favorite season/book : I loved him in A Dance with Dragons and the sample chapter released for TWOW is delighful. In the serie, it’s season 4.• Favorite line: Damn that’s hard.“Lord Seaworth is a man of humble birth, but he reminded me of my duty, when all I could think of was my rights. I had the cart before the horse, Davos said. I was trying to win the throne to save the kingdom, when I should have been trying to save the kingdom to win the throne“*“I know the cost! Last night, gazing into that hearth, I saw things in the flames as well. I saw a king, a crown of fire on his brows, burning… burning, Davos. His own crown consumed his flesh & turned him into ash. Do you think I need Melisandre to tell me what that means? Or you?”
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“We all know what my brother would do. Robert would gallop up to the gates of Winterfell alone, break them with his warhammer, and ride through the rubble to slay Roose Bolton with his left hand and the Bastard with his right. I am not Robert. But we will march, and we will free Winterfell … or die in the attempt.“
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“A sacrifice will prove our faith still burns true, Sire,” Clayton Suggs had told the king. And Godry the Giantslayer said, “The old gods of the north have sent this storm upon us. Only R’hllor can end it. We must give him an unbeliever.”
“Half my army is made up of unbelievers,” Stannis had replied. “I will have no burnings. Pray harder.”
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“Without a son of Winterfell to stand beside me, I can only hope to win the north by battle. That requires stealing a leaf from my brother’s book. Not that Robert ever read one.”
And so many others ;_;• OTPStavos 8D (but I ship Mel x Stannis, Stannis x Selyse, Mel x Stannis x Selyse, etc…)
• BrOTP : Stannis & Jon Snow
• Head Canon: Stannis is a skillful swimmer (it’s his Estermont part).• Unpopular opinion: He would be a better king than Dany and/or Jon
• A wish: I would like PoV chapter of him, to see what’s into his tormented mind
• An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen : Don’t die ?
• 5 words to best describe them : One True King Of Westeros
• My nickname for them: Stan. Or the Mannis.———————Giovanni
• Why I like them: He is the first true crime boss of the Pokémon franchise,  I lovethat mob-boss vibe, and him also working as a gym leader really shows how well he blends in, when I was way younger and played Pokemon Red, it was for me a huge twist to find out the most powerful gym leader was in fact Giovanni himself ! And in the manga, his story is really sad, how he lost Silver, how he became a crime lord to found him and that scene where Gio protected his son of the flames… ;_;
• Favorite scene: In the manga it’s the one I said previously. In the game it’s him, waiting for the protag, in Viridian’s Gym for an epic battle.
• Favorite line: “I am the leader, Giovanni! For your insolence, you will feel a world of pain!“
• Favorite outfit: I really like the one of Pokemon Let’s Go. But also his tanktop outfit in the manga, haha.
• OTP: CATLOVERSSHIPPING
• BroTP : Giovanni x Maxie => GROUND TYPES
• Head Canon: So many, you should read previous asks about him
• Unpopular opinion: Unpopular for some. Best villain of the Pokemon Franchise.
• A wish: In the anime, I want more interaction between him and Nanu
• An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen : idk
• 5 words to best describe them: Strong - Boss - Pain - Ground - Suits
• My nickname for them: Gio, vieux matou (old cat)
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And Nanu !• Why I like them: His overall demeanor, his apparent laziness with his flip-flops, his tendancies to nap to avoid his duties, his unwillingness to become an E4 member and offering the spot to his niece. The fact that he’s lazy, and seems also quite depressed and reluctant to battling clashes so much with other characters before him and I find it quite funny. But when he fights, he is a combat pragmatist, who won’t hesitate to land low-blows to win. Also he is a grumpy old man who lives alone with his 13 cats and receive calls of a mafia boss and casually hangs up.• Favorite episode/scene : in SM game, when you go to Po town.
• Favorite lines :
“If you don’t make it, I’ll be sure your remains at least get back home.“
“The rent’s real cheap. No one else is crazy enough to stay this close to Team Skull, after all.“
“There. Congratulations or whatever.“
“What’s this? No smile for me? Here I am, coming out of my way to bring you the info about the UB that you’re searching for.“ “Meowth are all right. They don’t care who you are or anything.”• OTP: Catloversshipping :D
• BroTP : with Grimsley. Depressed dark type cats lovers !
• Head Canon: Like Gio, smany, you should read previous asks
• Unpopular opinion: I loved how he taunted Ash in the anime.
• A wish: More fact about him in the Interpol please ;_;
• 5 words to best describe them: Cats - Ex-Cop - Pragmatist - Old - Red
• My nickname for them: L’autre vieux matou (the other old cat)
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Do you know how to play dnd? I've been curious how it's done. isnt it like an rpg boardgame conglomerate?
Yes I do!! I’ve been playing Dnd for a few years now, and have been in 5 campaigns (currently in 2 right now). Now, theres a few ways you can play depending on which edition and what the theme of game is, but I’m just gonna explain the basics of 5e (5th edition) and stick to a fantasy setting. 
READ MORE BC THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG POST!
Dungeons and Dragons is a role-play based game, the core of the entire thing being story telling. You can play online with your friends with the use of websites like Roll20 and DnD Beyond! 
When going into a game, you get to make a character, and this character must have a CLASS and a RACE. A Class is what the primary definition of what your character can do. It isn’t just a a profession, it’s your character’s calling and ties HEAVILY into their personality. 
Examples of classes: Wizards, Sorcerers, Barbarian, Rogue, Bard…. etc etc.
i.e. Personality wise, typically Barbarians are more strength based and tanky while Wizards are more intelligent, and  magically inclined. they’re usually in the backlines casting spells. 
Races are also a fundamental part of your character’s identity! Each race has a distinct appearance, behavior and often range of statistics associated with it. Some examples of faces are: humans, elves, dwarves, gnomes, halflings, Goliath and ..etc.. literallllllyyyyy so much more. You have a lot of options. 
These are important to choose since you will be playing this character for weeks, depending on how long your GM wants to run the campaign. Choose wisely. SO now that you have your race and class, time . to make your CHARACTER SHEET, which looks somethin’ like this… 
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You fill this out based on your CLASS abilities (and you most likely have race abilities too!) A lot of sheets are different, but they all have the same stats, just in different places (Personally, I’m used to Roll20′s 5th edition format). You can usually find out what your class can do by looking it up on dnd wiki. Same with with spells! Dnd Beyond has good options.. theres a ton of websites. It’s a matter of preference.. you dont have to go out and buy the 80 dollar book, don’t worry. Some classes don’t have spells, some do, some classes don’t fight with swords, some do! Some are close combat, some re ranged fighters.. So just make sure to read over what you wanna play :] 
https://dnd5e.fandom.com/wiki/D%26D_5th_Edition_Wikia here’s what I use . just search (example) “bard” and it’ll get the page for you. Same with spells.. just type in “bard spells” 
Once you have all that, you’re ready! Go on and play! You play as your character in the world that your DUNGEON MASTER / GAME MASTER (usually abbreviated as GM / DM ) describes for you. Depending on what you’re doing in and interacting with in your game, you might have to use a set of skills..
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A skill is a capability a character may have, and a specific aspect of an ability score! This is a blank one. This is a picture of my bard’s (Mind you, she is a LEVEL 20 VALOR BARD so this is maxed out. It’s more to give an idea of what it’ll look like when filled out.) 
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Depending on the class, what points you put into your ability modifiers (Charisma, Wisdom, Intelligence, Constitution, Dex and Strength) will effect your skills and saving throws.
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Your party is heading into a creepy looking building and you wanna check for traps.. you’d usually roll a PERCEPTION CHECK or an INVESTIGATION CHECK. If your wisdom isn’t as high, you might not roll as well as someone who has their wisdom higher than you! Say you wanna trick or lie to a NPC, your GM may ask you to make a deception, and if your charisma isnt high, they might catch you red handed! It all depends on interaction and roleplay based gaming :) Your GM describes places and situations and people around you, and you choose how to interact. 
Now, fighting… when you get into fights, the first thing your DM/GM will say is “roll for intuitive.” It means how fast your character reacts, and this is usually based on your character’s dexterity. Armor class is what the enemy needs to roll to hit you with a melee ability
Here’s my bard’s stuff again! 
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Speed is speed. They have 30 ft of moment unless you take your full action to make a DASH ACTION to take 60 ft. When fighting, you get MOVEMENT, an ACTION and a BONUS ACTION. Usually you have to read your class and your abilities which will determine what you can do for these three options. You can swing swords, shoot arrows, cast spells, or even heal your teammates! There are a variety of different things depending on the class and subclass you choose to be .
Anndddd yeah! those are some basics to DND. Its a LOT of reading, a LOT of memorization, but tons of fun. Be patient because it does NOT come easy.. hell, I’m still learning. You really only use the boardgame aspect of it when you’re in a battle. The cool thing about having online games is that you can have visuals to help better the imagination and more detailed maps , or “game boards” to play on. It all takes time, but be patient and willing to learn. Be interactive and be willing to mess up sometimes, because thats all the fun in playing! Sometimes, messing up is the funnest part because it leads the party into ridiculous situations, which has potential for shenanigans :3c . I have a dnd blog if you wanna hear more about my stuff / see my art from my campaign which I’ll slide in here —-> @gay-aasimar . Again, this isn’t everything, But these are the basics to the 5th edition! I hope that helps give you a little insight on how to play dnd, or at least get started. ❤️
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Movies I have seen so far in 2018
A few of these arent new movies, just ones ive watched for the first time in 2018. I felt like doing this cuz I really love watching movies and felt that it might be a good version of those "good things" jars, but instead it's movies I saw. Some reviews are short, mostly cuz I didnt really have much in the way of opinions, but I did have something to say.
Just incase you havent seen them. I have tried to keep them spoiler free, but if you dont want even vague non spoiler spoilers, the list of movies is as follows; 
The Grand Budapest; The greatest showman; Jumanji: out of the jungle, King Arthur: legend of the sword, The Black Panther, Shape of water, Thor Ragnarok, the Emoji Movie, the Good Dinosaur, Jurassic world, Incredibles 2, Hotel Transylvania 3, Ant-man, A Wrinkle in Time, Lara croft: tomb raider, Guardians of the Galaxy volume 2, Spider-man homecoming, Ant-Man and the Wasp, Avengers age of ultron (semi live blogged), Captain America civil war, Avengers Infinty War, Deadpool 2016, King Arthur the one with kiera knightly, Deadpool 2, The Nutcracker, four realms, Venom, Love, Simon, Ready player one, Aquaman, Solo, a star wars story, Ghost stories (2018), Wreck it Ralph, Ralph breaks the internet, Goosebumps 2, Hidden figures, The meg, Pacific Rim, Pacific rim uprising, Wrath of the Titans, Mission impossible: fallout,Oceans 8, The Breadwinner, Mune, Operation Finale, The House With A Clock In Its Walls, Bad times at the El Royale, Outlaw king, Gnome alone, Journey to the center of the earth, Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy, Vvitch, Ex machina, To all the boys ive loved before, Extraordinary Tales, The Golden Compass, Erramentari, the blacksmith and the devil, Dragon heart, The black klansman, Robin Hood 2018, The Princess of Thieves, First Man, Bohemian Rhapsody, What we do in the Shadows, Overlord, For the Love of Spock, Next Gen, Small Foot, The Spy who Dumped Me, The Nun, Kin, Crazy Rich Asians, Spider-Man, Into the Spiderverse, A simple favor, Predator 2018, Rampage, 47 meters down, 2036 Origin Unknown, 2001 A Space Oddessey, The Martian
The grand Budapest hotel - good, great visuals. I enjoyed it.
The greatest showman - wonderful music, actual circus parts were good, the rest was boring. Its really short, and I felt it focused to much on the drama in pt barnums life, too much focus on a silly fuax love triangle, not enough on the acts themselves. I went in hoping to see the acts interact and actually be presented as the forefront. The beginning showed this magnificent scene with the acts, with this wonderful musical number that made me tear up. But then, it was just about Barnum and his kids being boring most of the time. The songs and musical scenes though? Absolutely wonderful, magnificent, stunning, and entertaining. Zendayas and Zac efrons characters duets? Beautiful, I loved the song and choreography. I just feel like the emphasis should have been on the circus itself. Hugh jackman. Needs. To. Do. More. Musicals.
Jumanji: out of the jungle - hilarious omg I laughed my ass off!
King Arthur: legend of the sword: wtf was this movie bro? I mean. I have a new song in my cars playlist, but wtf.
The Black Panther - IT WAS SO COOL! I loved the visuals and the storyline. Shuri is my favorite genius and I can’t wait for more Black Panther
Shape of water: absolutely beautiful omg
Thor Ragnarok: you mean that was the actual movie, that tumblr wasn’t just fuckin with me, like, those were real ass scenes that were filmed?
the Emoji Movie: bad, forgettable, literally did not remember watching it till a friend asked me.
the Good Dinosaur: literally a children's movie, idek why I watched it tbh
Jurassic world: THE HUBRIS OF MAN! THE INDO RAPTOR! BLUE! They made... An indoraptor. Not just any raptor, oh no, that's not enough for the hubris of man, its an indoraptor. What's an indoraptor you may ask? Well it's when you mix a raptor, with the indominous rex DNA. But Cotie, didn't the indominous rex already have raptor DNA? Wasnt that the whole thing that it was a t-rex with raptor DNA? Yes, yes it was. But this one is different, it's smaller, it's smarter, it made to obey commands like a war machine, it's the I N D O R A P T O R! So it's just a super powered velociraptor? Yes, yes it is. So what makes it special? THE HUBRIS BEHIND IT!
Incredibles 2: awesome! I loved it! Those flashing scenes really were no joke though. I don't have epilepsy, but damn those scenes were hard to look at. But I absolutely love the fact that edna babysat jack jack for a night, and gave him a super babysuit. I hope we get to see more of the other superheroes helping out the incredibles!
Hotel Transylvania 3: it was a good movie. Its the only Adam Sandler movie series I can stand, but it was a decent movie. I like the introduction of the van helsing family, and the whole premise. Plus I love the message that its possible to fall in love again.
Ant-man: "in like the Flynn" niiiiiiiiice Tangled ref! "ANT-THONY!!!!" Ok that was a fun and hilarious movie. I fucking love the three wombats, especially Luis omg. Also I love Scott lang relationship with his daughter and that he was the driving force behind his motivation. Also not gonna lie, I kinda watched this one so I could go see Ant-man and the Wasp, but I liked this one too.
A Wrinkle in Time: FUCK ITUNES NOT WANTING TO WORK DURING THIS MOVIE! ok but Chris Pine as a Dad? Awesome. "Happy anniversary, if only you'd dissapear too" wow, these high school preps are viscous. Also I love the little kid calling out grown ups for being pieces of shits. Also this movie was adorable and heart felt and I loved the mix of fantasy and science that made it a science fantasy movie omg.
Lara croft: tomb raider: ok but the girl who kicked Lara crofts butt in the beginning has me gay as Fuck man. "OPEN IT! OPEN IT! OPEN IT!" OK calm down Nicolas cage.
Guardians of the Galaxy volume 2: omg that was indeed another real marvel movie I had just seen. I can't believe the stooges are a space family that just, does stupid things. I love them all. 
We gonna start some parralels; a wrinkle in time - a movie about two siblings trying to find their dad who has been lost for 4 years. They get him back through the power of love; Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - a daughter finds some adverturing stuff to lead her to her father who had been missing for 7 years. Tries to get him back by killing men. Doesn't, and then kills more men; Gaurdians of the Galaxy volume 2: a boy finds his father after 34 years, but turns out he is a huge fucking jerk, also finds that Mary poppins was his dad after all, but then both Mary poppins and jerk dad died, with varying degrees of mourning from Boy.
Spider-man homecoming: omg so many second hand embarrassment scenes but it was so good! I laughed my ass off at the ending omg tony no. But also, that awkward moment when ur dates dad threatens your life and he actually meant it...
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Dude. Duuuuuuude that end credit scene. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude. That movie was just as hilarious as the first ant-man movie omg! It was fun and incredibal and I'm so happy the 3 combats were there. I was losing my shit over the baba yaga stuff!
Avengers age of ultron (semi live blogged): god, I'm 9 minutes in and I hate this movie... 13 minutes in an ur telling me this could've been avoided if marvel hadnt turned two Romani (from what I remember of mutant canon) characters into, not only human expirements instead of mutants, but voluntary hydra agents. -sighhhh-... 20 minutes in and why, why Tony, just... Tell the team, why do we gotta have lazy 'i dont wanna communicate' writing bullshit...Jarrrrrviiiiissssss my boy T.T... Did they really just try to make dissimising female characters and using their achievements as a sort of 'my horse is bigger than yours' as quality character writing? God this Bruce/Nat romance is so forced... Oh no, Ultron fucking appeared, why does he sound like a bad Tony stark impression? Ultron is fucking annoying... Fuck man, the plot with the twins have arrived, and I hate it... -mentions Wakanda- thanks for reminding of a better movie I could be watching... God, the acting is either way too dry, or way too ham... Wow... Clint is... The most mature person in the movie... Wow, the scene where Nat reveals she is infertile, is worse than I thought it would be, and I knew it would be awful... Hour and a half in, still bad... Though ultron is now acting like a c h i l d... Oh no, now we creating Ultron 2.0 this time its Jarvis... Please discuss it with the team, pleeeease... Annnnnnnd U didn't... Fuck... I'm so tired, 1 hour and 31 minutes and the team is fighting... Thor coming in for the jarvis Saaaave! Yassss vision with the worthy of the hammer! Okay the battle scene with ultron was pretty cool. Still dont like the movie over all.
Captain America civil war: not as much fighting as advertised. Too much 'we arent going to sit down and communicate' trope. Honestly I was too bored and tired to really actually pay attention to closely... All I got from it is the russos need to learn what a get along shirt is and be better film makers.
Avengers Infinty War: wtf, what the fuck, was that. That was some fuck right there. You are telling me thanos was really able to get the soul stone like That? And the mind stone like That? And all that other bull shit? Y'all Russo better be ready to have thanos ass kick in the next avengers movie. But damn that was some shit that happened.
Deadpool 2016: I loved every bit of the movie omg, it was everything I hoped for out of a deadpool movie.
King Arthur the one with kiera knightly: That uh, sure was a King Arthur movie? Way less weird than King Arthur Legend of the sword. Merlin didnt cast magic, and arthur was a Roman, but guinevere is a kick ass archer, soooo acceptable...
Deadpool 2: THAT WAS FUCKIN HILARIOUS I LOVE DEADPOOL SO MUCH! god I love this movie, I would die for dominoe.
The Nutcracker, four realms: such a cute af movie omggggggggggggg. I loved Captain Phillip the nutcracker soldier and the gold highlight they put on his lips 💓
Venom: listen. I did no t see this film for quality. I saw it for the symbi ote ok. Ok. I lov it. But blease for the love of god.... Y.... Did...... The......... Symbiote........ Take the shape of a sexy comic book lady..... When........ The same sexyness could have been achieved by letting the symbiote be big beefy orc like lady....
Love, Simon: I'm not one for these films... I dont like these films... They are teary eyed wholesome cake frosting that make my cold gay heart sick... That being said... I relate, I relate so much... Also... If I was in simons shoes and the blackmailing weasle Martin outed me? They would still be scraping him off the pavement... That is all.
Ready player one: it wasn’t as bad as some of the things i heard about it on tumblr, but its not one I will watch again.
Aquaman: "show off, heh, I could've just pee'd on it" is the exact quality line I want out of my films. Also that was soooooooo awesome! I loved it! More Aquaman!
Solo, a star wars story: Not bad, but not great, it kept on plot really well, not memorable but I won’t knock it. I still say the actor playing Han Solo looks photoshopped and not real.
Ghost stories (2018): awful... It was slow and boring, and I didnt like it... I rented it through itunes and it glitched part of the way through and I stopped being able to see the picture. Even after I got it working again I still didnt like it... Though I did like the message of "dont be a bystander", but the whole this was boriiiiiinnnnnnnggggggggggg.
Wreck it Ralph: okay, technically I caught the beginning like 4 or 5 years ago, but I finally actually watched it and it wasnt bad. Will go see the sequel.
Ralph breaks the internet: WAYYYYYY better than the emoji movie, also, I really loved the princesses scene, the bright colors, and following Venelope through the internet... Also.... Ralph........ WTF..................... Also............................. that Stan Lee cameo.................................... Heartbreaking............
Goosebumps 2: Mr. Chu and his Halloween obsession is me... Stones appearence had me dying omg... Also where tf r ppl getting these awesome super cool Halloween stuffs!
Hidden figures: IM NOT CRYING UR CRYING! omg such a great movie i fucking loved it. Couldnt understand a WORD of math that went on, but damn girls, calculate that shit.
The meg: listen... Listen... The trailer looked stupid... And ridiculous... I just... Wanted to know how bad... And it was bad... But it was incredibally enjoyable omg... I loved it... In all seriousness, it was actually a pretty beautiful movie when it came to marine life and the wonder behind it, and it was anti shark culling for fins, and it was very clearly "not all sharks are bad, they do as they do, but megalodon is about to fuck our shit up."... It was also fucking hilarious... My favorite character was meiying, the little 8 year old in the movie... The love plot wasnt forced and they way they did it the two leads were not having it and had actual chemistry... Just... Also the dog... The dog does not die... Pippin lives... The wedding is not ruined... Also the shark ate a billionaire soooooooo... We good meg... We good...
Pacific Rim: yes I know, I took a long ass time to watch this movie... But Listen... Explody robots and monsters... Hannibal chau... Look... I just... Sometimes take a long time to watch movies... You wanna know how long it took me to watch Merlin BBC? I watched every episode as it came out and then put off the last episode for 5 years... Listen...
Pacific rim uprising: ok I watched the first one so I could watch the one with my boi John Boyega in it.
Wrath of the Titans: wtf kind of movie... Like really what the f... Since when is zues ever responsible and wise.
Mission impossible, fallout: I liked it. It's an action movie. Saw it for my birthday, kinda interested in the other mission impossible movies now. I appreciate the advance tech and the obviously stupid impossible shit.
Oceans 8: Listen, i have never been interested in the Oceans franchise, i dont want to see crusty men steal things, but lads, im gay. Extremely gay, just, shamelessly gay.
The Breadwinner: holy shit that was a good movie.
Secret of the Kells: eh, it was a good movie. Not my favorite, but it was good. I mostly just like the animation.
Mune: Guardian of the Moon: dat was a cute movie, and also i loved Munes Design, he is a little fawn
Operation Finale: Wow, that was an amazing film, absolutely superb. Not at all like the trailers. Seriously, what is it and trailers where everything has to either be an high stakes action movie or a romantic comedy? but this film, spectacular.
The House With A Clock In Its Walls: A Neat little movie. Corny, but i liked it. like, its a kids movie in the same way A Wrinkle In Time is, but this one was little less disney-fied in the way that they needed to have this overarching lesson of empowerment, and more “this is a kids movie to enjoy, like Halloweentown”
Bad times at the El Royale: neat movie, somewhat engaging, kept losing focus at the slow parts... Liked the Chapter title cards... Can't remember who that "important person" was supposed to be.... I think I may have missed it...
Outlaw king: I liked it! Way better than Braveheart! Also.... Cpine was not that naked.... Butt....
Gnome alone: weird, didn't like it, like a bad combo of Mean Girls and Coraline?
Journey to the center of the earth: I said old movies were gonna be on this list now didnt I? Also this movie was awesome and I wish the book was real too.
Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy: Nice!!! I had been meaning to read the book before I watched the movie, but I've packed my book away soooo, MOVIE. Also out of all thw sci fi movies that have destroyed planets, this is by far the only good one.
Vvitch: it was okay... By the middle I was kinda wishing it would go faster. But it was okay.
Ex machina: I'm not done with the movie yet but it's so fucking creepy holy shit... Also "its kinda non-autistic" in relation to "aware of her own mind and mine"???? Wtffffffff.uggggghhhhhhhhhh ewwwweeweeewewweeeewwwwwww the talk about giving the robot a sexuality is so grooooooooooooosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss he gave her a working vag and hearing him talk about fucking the robot was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. Mmmmmmmm no, did not like.
To all the boys ive loved before: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... Also that sibling relationship was..... Relatable.
Extraordinary Tales: tales based on Edgar Allen Poe and holy sweet Jesus I loved it, it has multiple different art styles per story and I loved them soooooo much!
The Golden Compass: okay but how could you end on that cliffhanger and not at least put out another movie????
Erramentari, the blacksmith and the devil: based on Basque folklore which I know nothing of, but it looked neat. It's also originally in basque but netflix has the English dub over. AND HOLY SWEET JESUS I KNOW THIS MOVIE IS SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY BUT THE VOICE OVERS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Dragon heart: I didnt like it, there were better movies I could have seen, I'm not gonna reach for this one again...
The Black Klansman: Damn, I might very well be speechless. That was a Fantastic Movie, came at you like a bag of Bricks, and the ending when it went straight from a cross burning to the 2017 neo nazi rallies, to trumps “good people on both sides” speech, to everything that happened in 2017. The movie did NOT fuck around with anything. God Bless.
Robin Hood, 2018: Antifa film of the YEAR! Yeah Robin, Be a Class Traitor to the ruling class, Spread Wealth, Down with the 1%!
The Princess of Thieves: OMG Kiera Knightly as the daughter of robin and also a kick ass archer that causes trouble!!!! Loved it!
First Man: dude that movie was incredible, it read like you were seeing snapshots of his life, not completely invested, but as though you were a spirit looking at memories. I kinda liked it. I loved the silent scenes that filled the viewer with anxiety, like a realization of the gravity of what was happening. Omg. Good film A+
Bohemian Rhapsody: OMG I LOVED IT SO MUCH OMGOMGOMGOMG MY QUEER HEART IS RESTORED AND THEY SAID BISEXUAL!!!!!
What we do in the Shadows: that was an enjoyable movie. I didn't quite like the reality show format but it was funny!
Overlord: That was a great movie! it had decently fast pacing, which is good that it was only an hour and forty-eight minutes long... They Plot-Ex-Machina’d alot of the movie, like the wounded soldier feeling fine for the main firefight, then remembering he was supposed to be wounded all of a sudden. I watched it with a friend who saw one character, turned to me and said “He’s cute, i hope he doesnt die” one (1) second before a landmine went off. Also, Ghouls created by science rather by supernatural means.
For the Love of Spock: -cries like a big baby-
Next Gen: screams of anti-tech ideals... Also.... Damn...... They are channeling the "addiction to iPhones" angle man, like, villianous angle...
Small Foot: Not bad, At least it was a Short movie, or at least it didnt feel like it was dragging on. The Songs were great though, I actually liked them and at least they were written for the movie and not like, a song that already existed...
The Spy who Dumped Me: I rented it through iTunes and it gave some Ukrainian nuts swangin in my face...
The Nun: it was okay, but let maurice theirult be a lesson; u see some creepy haunted shit, you grab a cross and you walk away. You dont go back to play hero, cuz then you get possessed.
Kin: there is a line in the movie that says "you got a decade of bad decisions under your belt" and I feel like that sums of this movies plot points...
Crazy Rich Asians: that was so gooooood! I don't normally go for romcoms, but ppl had been praising the film, and I actually liked it. I'm glad I saw the majong scene explain before I actually watched the scene, because it felt a shit ton more powerful.
Spider-Man, Into the Spiderverse: AMAZING! INCREDIBLE! the animation was TOP NOTCH, like, omg!
A simple favor: I didnt like it... It tried to be both a thriller and what seemed like a parody of a thriller.
Predator, 2018: I kinda liked it, it was a mindless action movie, and the ending left it open for a badass sequal. I havent seen the other predator movies so I have no idea if this is in faith for the series, but im guessing yes.
The Martian: It was cool and chill, I liked it, also Mark Watney cussing out a government agency via a hundred thousand dollar communications outlet is.... Mood.
47 meters down: 2hrs of one woman having an absolute panic attack and being right to worry about sketchy diving boats.
2036 Origin Unknown: kinda what I feel like 2001 a space Oddessey wouldve been like if I had actually watched that movie... Oh shit the Borg!
2001 A Space Oddessey: Have I ever told y'all that I dont like Kubrick or his movies? His movies are the epitome of that pretentious art school boi style that just does too much and tries to pretend it's more than it is and sweet merciful god why is this one 2 and a half hours long! I'm 40 minutes in and I have a head ache from the over ise of classical music and boring slow pace of the movie. 2001 a space Oddessey is 2 and a half hours long and only has 1 hr of actual relevant film... The other 1 1/2 is just unending, weirdly colored space shots, two color inversion shots of planets and eyes, theremin and flute noises, and classical music set to nothingness
RAMPAGE: a 30ft alligator showed up about an hour and 10minutes into the movie and the first reaction was "well that sucks" and it killed me on sight. The movie is awesome! In am so glad I picked this as my last movie of 2018.
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'Game of Thrones' Star on Season 7 Finale: "I Don't Think Anybody Is Safe"
http://styleveryday.com/2017/08/22/game-of-thrones-star-on-season-7-finale-i-dont-think-anybody-is-safe/
'Game of Thrones' Star on Season 7 Finale: "I Don't Think Anybody Is Safe"
[Warning: This story contains spoilers for the sixth episode of Game of Thrones‘ seventh season, “Beyond the Wall.”]
“You’re the one they call the Dog.”
It’s among the few sincere belly laughs produced during the course of “Beyond the Wall,” season seven’s penultimate episode, as Tormund Giantsbane (Kristofer Hivju) and the Hound (Rory McCann) meet for the first time. The motor-mouthed wildling and the fire-fearing soldier have little in common, aside from their proficiency in combat and their shared connection to Brienne of Tarth (Gwendoline Christie) — but the bond is just sturdy enough that the Hound risks life and limb to save Tormund from certain doom.
Really, even though we lost Thoros of Myr (Paul Kaye), and even though we lost a dragon, “Beyond the Wall” was rather lenient in allowing the other members of the Eastwatch elite to survive the big battle with their lives intact, red shirts aside. But there was a moment where it looked like we were about to add one more main character to the body pile: Tormund, mobbed by wights at one point, on the cusp of being dragged into a frozen watery grave. The fear on his face is unlike anything we’ve ever seen from the character before, matched in its power only by the sheer relief when the Hound steps in and rescues Tormund from the clutches of the dead.
For more on how the sequence played out, The Hollywood Reporter spoke with Kristofer Hivju, who gave his thoughts on how “Beyond the Wall” compared to his other Game of Thrones combat experiences, how he views the camaraderie between Tormund and the Hound, the giant-killer’s views toward Brienne, and more.
How worried were you for Tormund, when you started reading the script for this episode?
I was like, “This is it.” I was sure that this was my time to go. But then when the Hound pulled him out? I was like, “Hallelujah!” And it’s all because they both know Brienne! (Laughs.) If it hadn’t been for that conversation, he would have never saved me!
Can you describe how the scene in which the wights start attacking Tormund, and start dragging him into the lake, was written?
It was many pages of wights getting chopped. The whole sequence. But the scene turned out more intense than how I read it. The way the whole sequence was written was that horrible things were happening and they keep getting caught up. It was a page-turner! 
There are so many components to the moment, with Tormund getting hit on the head, and then being dragged into the lake… what are your memories of filming the near-death?
This is the thing: you can’t fake chaos. You can fake a lot of things when you make movies, but you can’t fake chaos. It was the same thing with “The Battle of the Bastards,” when you had to go into the mud and you were surrounded by stuntmen, and people are running over you. It was the same thing here. We had hundreds of stuntmen, and so many extras, and people kept running, and I just screamed for mama. It was a horrible sequence. My voice went on the first take. One bite, and you’re gone. It was very chaotic and very intense. We wanted to give the audience the feeling that it was Tormund’s turn to go.
It’s very effective. I definitely thought that was it, and I was screaming, “No!”
Ha! (Big laugh.) That is very good to know.
You sold the fear. It’s very jarring to see Tormund so afraid. This is not a man you think of as ever feeling fear, even in the face of death. What was it like tapping into that aspect of the character? It must have been unfamiliar territory for you.
The interesting thing is that every season, I find pieces of Tormund that I didn’t know he had. For example, in the end of “Hardhome,” when Tormund sees all of these people becoming wights, and he almost cries… I didn’t see that coming. Definitely how we chose to do that scene, it’s the fear of death, which is one thing. But when you’ve seen what will happen to you if you die here? That’s the worst scenario Tormund can think of. So it’s not just a fear of death. It’s a fear of becoming one of them. I just thought that it can’t get worse than this. (Laughs.) Worse than this? It can’t get.
You have been at the heart of some incredible action scenes on Game of Thrones, from the Battle at Castle Black to Hardhome to the Battle of the Bastards and now this. How did this week’s battle compare to the other ones?
The funny thing about making those episodes, and it’s pretty unique to Game of Thrones, is it’s like shooting a full feature-length movie. It seems like that. We shoot these sequences for so long. I must say, it was a long run. We had the lake, we had everything, all of the fantastic extras who did such an amazing job and the incredible stuntmen. We shot most of that scene chronologically, so we could follow every step of it. It was a lot of wight-chopping. When you have so many kills in a sequence, we couldn’t plan all of the kills. So what [stunt coordinator Rowley Irlam] did is he created an alphabet for each one of us. We had an alphabet of kills. The stuntmen read our language of fighting, so they could die in the right way. It wasn’t like, “You take him here, and you take him there.” It was like, they sent people on us and they just kept coming, and we just had to follow the alphabet and keep a clear head. It felt like real fighting. It felt like we were fighting for our lives. That made the whole sequence very fun and very intense and very intuitive.
Do you have a favorite kill from this one? 
There’s a smash with the ax… I had that new weapon this year, that was very fun. I have an axe over my head, and I just kept smashing it down. I liked a lot of them. If you count all of the takes and all of the kills, I feel like I have at least a thousand kills from the two months we shot. I read somewhere that there’s a kill score, and I hope my kill score is going up. I was second or third place. After “Battle of the Bastards,” Jon Snow is high up there as well, so it’s a close competition. 
You mentioned it earlier, but the pairing of Tormund and the Hound was very fun to see. Or Tormund and “the Dog,” I should say, which I hope you came up with.
No, it was beautifully written. We didn’t change a comma. It was all there. It was a relationship and a meeting of characters that I didn’t expect. It’s a funny thing. They’re both warriors. They’ve both been through a winter storm or two. The Hound is such a deadpan non-talking kind of guy, and Tormund, he lets out pressure by talking. And he’s back home. He finds out that the Hound knows the love of his life. It’s so many great things for Tormund. He’s just curious about the guy. He doesn’t say anything. He becomes a bit childish. That was all there, and a new side of Tormund that I loved. Those two guys could become good friends.
Tormund and the Hound connect over Brienne. At this point, do you really think Tormund is legitimately in love with Brienne of Tarth?
A hundred percent, yes. Tormund has found his love. In his mind, in his dreams, they are already married. There’s the scene between Brienne and Tormund in the first episode of season seven, which was cut. I hope it will show up somewhere, on some deleted scenes or something.
What did we miss?
Well, the director, Jeremy [Podeswa], has already spoken about it, so you can find what he’s said. But it was a scene where [Tormund] was talking about someone who was dear to him, and when [Brienne] understands he’s talking about Sheila, the bear he has fucked… she didn’t like the pick-up line. (Laughs.) 
How did being back beyond the Wall fuel your performance as Tormund?
A lot of this, we shot it in Iceland. I think Tormund was very happy to be back home. His costume is designed so he can be one with the landscape. I really enjoyed that. I enjoyed being back, and so did Tormund. It was beautiful. What we shot in Iceland, the scenery… we had such a great time filming there. I’m so glad they went for the real thing.
Do you feel like Tormund is somewhat safe now? If the writers wanted to kill him off, how could they ever top the opportunity they had here?
Who knows! It’s one more episode [this season], bro. Nobody knows. A lot of things could happen. I really don’t know. I don’t think anybody is safe, especially with the threat that’s upon them. No, I don’t feel safe at all.
He’s going to be fine. Who else is supposed to rule over Westeros when this whole thing ends?
That’s right. (Big laugh.) He has to sit on the Iron Throne.
Watch the video below for the Game of Thrones cast’s preview of season seven’s battles.
Follow THR.com/GameOfThrones all season long for news, interviews, theories and more.
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The Comet, Quintessense, and the Purple Mass of Doom [theories/thoughts]
I can’t believe I’m going to do this but…I have a theory…theories? On several different subjects. Or Whatever. I suck at these kind of things so just…try to follow me? I swear I’m re-writing this several times to make it less cluttered. This is like my third re-write. A lot of this is just kind of out of my ass – but hey active imagination means I’m coming up with plot bunnies which usually come out of my ass. It’s gonna stink. Or actually be good? IDK  *finger guns* I’m going to be doing several posts focusing on different things. A lot of this is just me asking questions, in hopes of coming up with an answer. Either now or later. So yeah, you might just end up super confused or end up like me with more ideas/theories in the end.
The Comet, Quintessense, and the purple Mass of Doom
1.       The comet is a sentient Being, like the Balmera [so it once a large, whole Being]. What if it distributed a massive amount of quintessense to every reality – to every universe? The only issue with this is that Voltron, by itself, can’t open or close rifts to each reality. So when this creature broke into comets – was it lingering quintessense that allowed this comet to go through different realities and open rifts? [thank you dragon age inquisition pfft - is Haggar the darker version of Solas?]. Or was it simply because it is no longer whole, so it cannot open and close rifts all willy nilly anymore? Or a mixture of both the creature and the quintessense working together?
2.       I don’t understand how the lions work which is why I think the comet could be a whole Being. BUT Does this mean the comet was a sentient creature with one mind or a hive mind? Like…the geth [Mass Effect]. Like it’s made up of several beings, who formulate thoughts and come with a consensus together? So when it was split apart – and Alfor took it and made it into five DIFFERENT beings… or like did it become more individualized [Legion; ME2|3]? Still a hive mind but through Alfor and his memories they found its own preference and become their own creature? Like does it have a common purpose and decided that through this design [which maybe they fed to Alfor’s subconsciousness?] they will prevent this purple mass from spreading? Like it’s their mission? Or was that the influence Alfor had on them – protecting the universe [not necessarily from the purple mass] that gave it its purpose? If so, then will Lotor’s ship create its own personality and preference and become more sentient?
3.       So does that mean this purple mass and Voltron are the real antagonist and protagonist? Chaos vs Creation? Because from what I understand quintessense is life. The purple mass seemed to work more like an infection. Perhaps the creature Voltron came from was the guardian to the quintessense, but was broken apart, - there could be a weapon in every reality that combats this infection. Or if it is a hive mind? Maybe it is influenced of its purpose in every reality? [I like to think that the alternate reality episode is the start of the 80’s Voltron team XD and Slav finds someone to create their weapon against the Altean Empire.] It could be possible there is still a part of this creature in its own dimension it lived in and guarding the main mass of quintessense as best as it can against the rest of the purple mass [because I doubt it was in any reality, god like the origin point of the biggest bang – so it is between existence and non existence due to this Being? Holy frick brain stop coming up with theories that I dont understand?!]????
4.       The purple mass…does this mean it tried to possess Honerva first? Perhaps it couldn’t because of the container or because it’s whole self wasn’t in that reality yet? Or perhaps she wasn’t as compatible as a host? Did it go to Zarkon because it realized his strength and potential? Or because he would be easier to manipulate and control? Because we saw that Haggar was extremely unstable and was not surviving the small interaction she had with it and the quintessense – so it started working on Zarkon – who seemed to be more stable. It twisted his devotion and ambitions because of her. A slow infection, due to his will or strenth, and full on possession when he actually interacted with it and the quintessense directly???? God imagine if the purple mass is actually trying to contain the quintessense which is actually the infection and is the driving force of Voltron but made to seem bad? [BRAIN STOP IT PLZ]
5.       Overall the questions I’d have for myself…is the purple mass corrupted quintessense? Or is the purple mass corrupting quintessense? Or is it containing the quintessense? Is it the quintessense from dead planets and people that was corrupted and left unfiltered trying to return to its source but is unable to? Is Voltron a solid form of quintessense or is it the sentient guardian of quintessense? Or is it a piece of the purple mass that was once a piece of that comet/Being that was containing that quintessense!?!?! Are all three of these things…separate sentient Beings? WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU AND LEAVE MY HEAD ALONE!
Coming up sometime later. Shiro. No need to expand on it now. Just. Shiro. Everyone has theories on Shiro so I’m not in a rush. And then Keith, Lance, then Klance. [Because those two can go in a good direction, no direction, one direction; D, or a bad direction, or a super bad direction. Also did anyone notice how- *slaps self* no no save that for another post]. I don’t know if I can form anything on Hunk and Pidge with how LITTLE they were in this season but can I say, hunk you can do lion spins and now throw up YES YOU AMAZING MAN YOU - YOU EVEN WORRIED ABOUT ALLURA THE MOST. Speaking of her, I will do a post about Allura cuse her acceptance of the peace with the loss of free will [because yes Keith does point it out BEFORE she turns on the ship] is troubling. But later, later, because my mind is still reeling on all of the above.
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