#how far the mighty have fallen

[fagtainsparklez]

gakupo is such a funny character. imagine having been one of the most popular and famous vocaloids at the peak of the genre but having now been pushed into semi-obscurity because the guy who voiced you ALLEGEDLY fled to malaysia due to committing tax evasion. also your designated item is a fucking eggplant

#icarus speaks #while deep diving on this i found he got an official twitter???? like literally july of this year #i suspect for his birthday #he isn’t even verified the poor guy 😭 #how far the mighty have fallen

[harry-sussex]

Do you guys ever sit back for a second and really think about the fact that Prince Harry actually just up and left the royal family out of nowhere? Even though it’s been more than 3 years? Doesn’t it still feel like that can’t possibly be real life? Like sometimes it goes through my head and it hits different for a sec - I really take a step back and look at it and it truly takes me a moment to come back to earth and realize he’s only a prince by birth now, he lives in Montecito, he doesn’t wear the uniform anymore, he’s lost all military appointments and hardly acts as a patron and he barely showed up to the coronation and… Prince Harry just… left the royal family? He’s just not part of it anymore? What? Is that real? That really happened? Prince Harry isn’t working royal? Prince Harry isn’t really Prince Harry anymore?

#and it’s only gotten worse from there #amazing #prince harry #duke of sussex #my post #man I’ll never be over it lol #how far the mighty have fallen

[chxrryrose]

people used to be scared of our back line…

#how far the mighty have fallen #WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING #liverpool fc

[howifeltabouthim]

It's just as well he's broken. He was too bloody dangerous when he was in working order.

Iris Murdoch, from The Philosopher’s Pupil

#how far the mighty have fallen #broken #dangerous #characterization #brought down a peg #humbled #taken out of commission #declawed #quotes #lit #words #excerpts #quote #literature #iris murdoch #the philosopher's pupil

[grant-obrien-eating-an-apple]

Remember when twitter was so new that Big Bang Theory called tweets “twitters”?

#how far the mighty have fallen

[thefiresofpompeii]

cyberconversion with sexual tension is a concept that is actually so cronenbergian. chibnall was a man with a vision and none of you saw it. slash jay slash ess r ess

#truly in my postironic appreciation of schlocky garbage era <3 how far the mighty have fallen. what is respectable media #torchwood #cyberwoman #torchwood lb #jamie.txt #dw #david cronenberg #jamie catches up

[bhaalsdeepbat]

Durge who chose a new name after waking up on the Nautiloid meeting Raphael and giving him their new name. He's aware of who they are when he first meets Durge, so he would certainly know the name they introduce themself with is wrong, but isn't going to say anything and spoil the fun. Raphael is just here to watch the chaos and get that deal.

#bat plays bg3 #thinking about this with Mercy #raphael losing his shit when they depart bc this is about to be a wild ride #and also just like #kinda sneering bc how far the mighty have fallen #he hopes this new Durge is as competent and then becomes so impressed

[sleepysak]

PLAYER (hick dwarf warlock in future-ish USA)(didnt know magic was a thing until abt a year ago)

vs

DM (vecna- god of secrets)(his only charge is my warlock)(kind of desperate for followers bc of magic being erased from public knowledge for centuries.)(does not know shit about fuck regarding the future-ish setting the game is set in)

so i've been thinking about that dm vs player post i reblogged yesterday and trying to describe why it's so funny to me and it's bc THIS is the dynamic me and @samusthedude have with these two and like. listen. u can be at war with the DM as long as it's in-character and ur both committed to the bit. it's great. prommy.

#sleepy-talk #2x80 #literally petra is. so fucking fun to play #its extremely fun to see how far they can get asking vecna weird shit #and vecna ANSWERS bc this is his ONLY GUY #the god infamous for being hard to contact is on petra's speedial and veccy Picks Up. #oh how the mighty have FUCKING fallen #also corn nuts are very important to petra. v important character bit

[dcminions]

knew the rpc was done for when goncharov took over this hellsite and not a single person launched a full rp based on it like we used to be a real community! 

#ppl used to put out rps inspired by mean girls high school #a film from 2004 had the biggest hold on us in the year 2012 #how far the mighty have fallen fr fr

[stxnekxng]

GUYS HE’S TRYING TO SHIELD MK FROM THE GALE WINDS PLEASE

#MY CIRCUS MY MONKIES | OOC #My body may be of stone but my heart is not | Visage #O Mighty Warrior How Far Have We Fallen | Macaque #Little Hero | MK

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

it's goodreads year in review time!!! let's make my 11 yo-self completely hate and be utterly dissapointed by my 23/24 yo-self shall we :)

#i've said this before but just for people who don't know #from the ages 10-15 more or less #i was known as 'the kid who reads' in my school #people would randomly walk up to me without having talked to me ever (and also being from other years) and just ask me how many books #i had read that month #i always had a book with me and had one on my desk at all times #in recess i read #in between classes i read #when i got home i read #it was my whole personality #i was in the crowd of pretentious kids who read the hunger games and percy jackson and thought they had a deep connection with literature #and i know you're thinking about those awful tattoos and phrases #i was into them #yeah... #oh how far the mighty have fallen

[howifeltabouthim]

He had revelled in the gas-light, and could not lie quiet on a sunny bank.

Anthony Trollope, from Phineas Redux

#dissatisfied #high life #high standards #how far the mighty have fallen #riches to rags #downfall #discontent #elite #quotes #lit #words #excerpts #quote #literature #gaslight #figurative language #characterization #classics #anthony trollope #phineas redux

[torgawl]

i hate that i had to compile articles and data for my mother to read to prove my point on why the romani people are used as a scapegoat and they're not actually our enemies :/

#the xenophobia is so fucking bad here it makes me so angry so so angry #people don't even realise far right political parties always use minorities to grow their base #it's frustrating #i'm a bit worried for our next elections now that our government has fallen #i was listening to the guy that's head of the party that's more right wing and he was doing so well talking about how we need a romodeling #in our economy and justice and how we have too much tax burden and then he started bringing immigrants and minority groups into the #conversation ☠️ #mind you this is the same political party that had a political plan of nine (9) pages in the last elections (even a kid in school writes #more than that for an assignment) #the same party that contradicts their own propositions #the same party that has had a bunch of scandals but thinks they're high and mighty talking about corruption #and people still defend them which is actually scary #anyway sorry for the rant i'm just done being european and done with our shit show of clowns as politicians #and disappointed to see my country follow the trend of other european countries

[riickgrimes]

5x03 church massacre, i’ve never been more attracted to rickolas grimes in my life

#the walking dead #twd lb #ugh he was so brutal and hard and cold #i love it #i really do wonder what his breaking point is going to be #what is going to be the thing that he can’t take back #and makes him realize how far he’s fallen #also just saying he’s giving very much shane 🤷🏾‍♀️ #like i know shane is looking up saying ‘oh how the mighty have fallen babe’ #and i do really wonder what lori would think of this rick if she was still alive

[annarubys]

my most pointless hobby is one that dates all the way back to the beginning of the pandemic when everyone was going out of their minds and making tier lists for everything. i can’t handle ranking things on vibes alone and for that reason my spreadsheet method of ranking things was born. i don’t do anything with these spreadsheets but i do work on them whenever i’m bored or revisiting something. my spn one was completed during the course of my last rewatch. anyway this is all context to explain why after midnight on a random weekend where i could be doing quite literally anything else i am listening to the viva las vengeance instrumental tracks and having a miserable time

#my method for ranking music is to listen to the instrumentals only then look at the lyrics then listen to the song fully #and i have decided to do panic for a laugh. see just how far the mighty have fallen by the album #if you remove the horrible sound mixing and uninspired lyrics. some of these are good though ngl #ofc what i’m describing is the equivalent to surgically removing brendon urie from the songs like a malignant tumor #a.txt

[definitelysel]

Running fingers through their hair 🤍

ft. wriothesley, alhaitham and neuvillette.

synopsis : you convince them into playing with their hair and you end up taking undue advantage of it.

warnings : implied fem!reader, pet names, mention of murder and suicide (neuvillette – no there is no angst here.).

a/n : fluff but seriously hair is so floof in genshin and i love me some domesticated content.

ALHAITHAM 🌱

"No." He crossed his arms in disapproval at your request.

"Haitham! Come on!" You begged your husband to let you run your fingers through his hair in hopes to help him unwind and relax but he was adamant not letting you.

"I am sorry [Name], but I have a meeting due in an hour with the Dendro Archon about some administrative changes and as much as I would love to catch a break, I can't as of now." He exasperated, voice laced with annoyance.

Ever since becoming the Acting Grand Sage, Alhaitham had gotten just a tad bit more whinier. You weren't complaining since Alhaitham had the emotional quotient of a rock.

"Oh come on! It's still an hour away. C'mere." You patted your lap. He sighed but agreed. You found yourself combing your nifty fingers through his grey locks. They felt soft to touch. Who are you kidding, he was a well groomed gentleman despite his emotionally constipated personality.

His eyes were focused on a book he was reading, his eyes scanning the pages but his expression was relaxed. He won't admit it but he liked it. This was a simple yet intimate gesture.

You on the other hand, stared outside of the window, fingers still running through his hair. The scenery of Sumeru city stretched out far and wide for your eyes to see. The sky was beaming with light, birds were chit chatting on the tree branches and–

Snore.

Your focus gets redirected back at Alhaitham who now had the book resting on his face, his chest rising rhythmically as you heard him breathing softly.

You chuckled at the sight. He really did fall asleep. He looked so carefree when a moment ago he was complaining about meetings and work. How amusing. An idea bubbled up in your head.

When Alhaitham woke up, he realised that he had fallen asleep and hurried out of the room to meet up with Nahida in the Sanctuary of Surasthana.

"Good evening Acting Grand Sage, I was just waiting on you- pfft!" Nahida's cheeks puffed up and the little Archon started giggling.

"I am sorry for being late- wait, why are you laughing?" He tilted his expression in confusion. Could his late timing be a matter of amusement for his Archon?

"Who made two tiny ponytails in your hair using sparkly pink pyro slime hairties!" Nahida chuckled more, unable to hold her laughter.

"..." he reached up to feel the two tiny fountains of hair made by tying them up. Who could've done such a— you.

Needles to say, Alhaitham image of a big mighty serious guy in front of Nahida had now been ruined.

NEUVILLETTE 🌊

"Ma Chérie, what do you think of this case?" Neuvillette leaned back into his chair, papers spread out on his table. You picked up one of the documents and examined them.

What made you and Neuvillette a match made in heaven was that you were one of Fontaine's best lawyers and Neuvillette was the Ludex. You both would brainstorm cases together though Neuvillette always tended to quote how he is unbiased as it is his duty as the Chief Justice to not let personal feelings get in the way.

Still, you catch him staring at you during court proceedings, expression twisting and turning based on the situation out of his instinctive concern for you.

"Well, I think this is a classic murder which is being displayed to the common eye like a suicide." You sighed and put the paper back on the table, stretching your back from fatigue.

"I must say, that's quite a possibility. I'd suggest you investigate futher and seek the truth." He pondered, his gloved hand resting on his chin.

"Neuvi, can we take a break? I am tired." You slumped down in the chair across him, exhausting from the repetitive task at hand.

"Indeed. Repetition tends to tire out the mortal brain. Let's continue this after lunch." He nodded and started to sort the papers according to there designated folders.

"Can I play with your hair till you get the sorting papers thing done?" You asked him and he seemed amused at the idea. Neuvillette was never reluctant from trying out new things and gave into your small pleasures if they made you happy. "Sure."

You ran your fingers through his white locks. Honestly his hair were so beautiful, it would put women's hair to shame. Neuvillette took good care of them. You started using this opportunity to experiment different hairstyles on him.

Neuvillette glanced up, only to see his hair in a braid from his reflection in the mirror with a black ribbon in them. He stared at the braid for a good minute, "Hmm simple, practical and elegant. It's quite nice." He mused.

You were proud of yourself before Neuvillette asked if he could try hairstyles on you.

An afternoon spent with chuckles, smiles, whacky and pretty hairstyles.

WRIOTHESLEY 🧊

You watched as Wriothesley worked like a machine.

Step 1 : Grab the paperwork

Step 2 : Read and Sign it

Step 3 : Put in the "done" pile

The sounds of paper swiping and pen scribbling filled the room. You tried to entertain yourself with some novel but you could hear wriothesley grunted and groaning in annoyance.

"Y'know, the best thing is to simply not to do the work if you don't feel like it, wrio." You suggested, flipping to the next page in the novel.

"You're right. I'll settle for a nap, drink tea after I get up and then continue doing this..." he grumbled before getting up and making his way to his bed upstairs. You afte a few minutes got up and followed him.

You both laid beside eachother, under the blankets, soaking in eachother's warmth. "You joinin' me on a nap, sweetheart?" A smile crawled onto his face as he looked at you with his icy hues.

"No, I am simply here to take care of you, silly." You kissed his nose as he took your palm firmly in his and kissed the back of it, endearingly. You peppered his face with feather kisses, tousling his soft black locks earning a relaxed hum of content from him.

Wriothesley was a man of limited needs and such small moments with you were his saving grace from the buttload of prison paper work. His arm snaked around your waist as he kissed the top of your forehead before his hand rested on your cheeks, his eyes fluttering shut.

He yawned and made himself comfortable before drifting off into his well deserved nap.

But..

"Oh my god, you are associated with Sigewinne in this??" He baffled at the sight of his face covered in stickers. Melusines loved to play pranks but his own lover? Now that was some serious betrayal.

"First my back and now my face?" He stared at you, jaw dropped, wanting an explanation. You simply stifled a laugh before hearing a click.

"Sigewinne, did you just take a picture of me?? HEY! Don't run away!? [Name]! Sigewinne! You guys better delete that picture!" He chased after you two as you ran with Sigewinne in your arms. It was a moment of solace and perhaps another moment added in your archive of memories.

a/n : to say i am obsessed with domesticated genres and tropes is an understatement.

don't steal, copy, plagarize.

©definitelysel

not proof read.

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