#i believe he could pull it off

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

i get why ink would be hesitant to make a farewell II flesh video bc it wouldn't be right for spencer to play candyman, but im prepared with a solution; get tony todd to reprise his role and get spencer to play helen

#i believe he could pull it off #and hed still get to kill nadia if she played trevor :D #ink #ice nine kills #the silver scream #the silver scream 2: welcome to horrorwood #welcome to horrorwood #farewell ii flesh #candyman #candyman 1992 #spencer charnas #tony todd #ricky armellino #patrick galante #dan sugarman #joe occhiuti #helen lyle

[gxlden-angels]

Bro I hate fundamentalists and culturally-fundie parents they'll say shit like "spare the rod spoil the child am I right haha yea my parents used to have to beat my ass with a switch almost everyday but I sure did learn my lesson" but like??? no you didn't??? you were hit multiple times for something you very obviously did not, in fact, learn

Like studies about how harmful even lightly spanking children is aside, you're literally contradicting yourself?? Some even admitted they got worse as they got older cause they wanted to see how far they could push their parents before they got punished

And studies not aside, you're gonna get child raising advice from the same book that tells you to stone your wife if her hymen doesn't break on your wedding night instead of the decades of research we have now?? Just say you're a bad parent and move on my guy. Skill issue

#bro I had a coworker go 'unpopular opinion I think some kids really do need beatings' and I'm like???? #unprompted???? what's going on there???? #well anyways I ended up going 'yea so I plan on specializing in play therapy with autistic children so I've been learning about talking #to children and the ways their parents and environment affects them' #and they're like hmmm but beating this kid with a stick after they broke something or I upset them to the point of yelling is good actually #had a boss say it taught him and his kids respect cause they were hard-headed #and I'm like?? that's fear not respect! they fear punishment! they do not act out of respect for you! #he's a conservative christian black man tho so he's like 'But Authority!' like bro I don't even respect you what are you on about #'You don't respect police and their authority?' Nope! I fear them! I do not respect cops and every cop/cop-adjacent person I personally know #has reinforced that for me #'We'll agree to disagree' Cool! Doesn't mean you're not wrong! I could believe trees aren't real but that is in fact incorrect #then he pulled out the bible verse and I was like ah okay I forgot you like 'here's how to treat slaves' book you're so right bestie #I'm totally wrong now and so sorry for doubting you and your 2000+ year old book I don't believe in <3 #They'd go 'well I turned out fine!' then say something that directly contradicts that #anyways I need christians to get their grubby little hands off the current state of Child Protection and Rights in the U.S. #So we can actually start working on helping kids without the force of christian hands suffocating them #cause homeschooling and child raising by evangelicals are so fucked up bro I'm tired of this shit #I'd only stay in my current state to help children get out of that cycle since I'm in the bible belt #ex christian #religious trauma #child abuse tw

[ef-1]

Sending this to you specifically because I feel like you understand it best and you never shy away from calling Daniel out. Not an apologist for rich men, every single one of them is fucked up and has done fucked up shit. Would never defend Daniel from things he deserves to be criticized for, but so much of the uhhh 'dialogue' right now is just hate wanking lol. There is this blog who genuinely made a post celebrating that she would have never been able to tag Daniel hate in the past because he was too popular and she willingly (?!) admitted she regularly searches him up to look for hate and 'smile' LMAO? We're not even doing the ole' moralising our hatred thing now? Allow it 😭

1. where are you fucking finding these people I just screamed.

2. That one derek pope lyric

#!?!?!?!?!? BATMAN COULD NOT!!! BEAT THAT INFORMATION OUT OF ME! EVER!!!!! #+ yeah I wont ever defend him from criticism which he has earned but you will NOT police my fandom experience. #be soooo liberal with filtering and blocking. #need to make that derek pope edit #sorry but the nobodies are not getting crucified. only daniel lol #not as a joke but stay away from these people? I believe energy is contagious. #loser admissions of biblical; astronomical proportions indicate energy that says im irl repellent and have no prospects or plan in life #+ I definitely failed PE; english and maths and now I tell people I was a gifted child #you lot are too ugly to pull off the mean girls get up. give me something to work with at least. it cant be Ls across the board lol

[iangallagherisadeadman]

post-s11 Tami definitely gets tired of Lip and leaves him.

yes, I do like them as a couple, I think it is an interesting dynamic and that Tami is good for him honestly, even though they lived completely different lives and crash so many times because of it throughout the last seasons.

fact is Lip won't ever change and will keep making the same kind of mistakes and she will get fed up with it eventually. they'll go different ways, maybe keep a somewhat friendly relationship, and she will get a new partner and Lip will have a Sean kind of relationship with Fred: that kid is the most important thing in his whole life and he's constantly hunted by the fear of drinking again and hurting Fred.

#headcanon? #its not that i desire lip to be unhappy and unlovable i just feel like he wont get his happy ending living the way he is #making the decisions hes making treating people the way he does #i feel like he is going to mature by the power of love because of fred i truly believe that #also no fucking way hes going to be poor for the rest of his life hes a genius and a southside he will get up and fix this up #i like him as a mecanic but that one s11 scene that he saves that dude a lot of money in the computer doing a super simple thing #means to me hes not done with the whole engineer thing. he just will need lots of money and labs he used to have acess at college and doesn #anymore but he will do whats necessary and turn things around definitely #maybe he thinks he can pull this off without going back to college and eventually realises he cant and then has to try to pick up his credi #and finish somewhere near? i dont know i dont understand lots about US educational system #honestly my dream is for him to work for debbie so she could be his boss it would be his life karma and make her happy #but that would never happen unfortunately #lip gallagher #tami tamietti #fred gallagher #shameless #shameless us #og.

[loganslowdown4]

*Logan & Virgil arguing*

Virgil: You can’t. You can’t even come close.

Logan: I have observed him and I assure you I can.

Virgil: Prove it. If you were Remus, what would you say? Say I stole your mace.

Logan: *doing his best Remus impression* Where the fuck is my mace?

Virgil: *whispers* wow

Patton: Language Logan!

Logan: Forgive me. *as Remus again* May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking mace?

Virgil: Annnddd you lost it. *laughs*

Patton: Go to your room, young man!

#oh what I wouldn’t give to see the sides doing impressions of each other #that is meta shit that would have me dying with laughter #even though it’s all the same guy shhh #no the real challenge would be him doing impressions of sides AS others sides and making us believe it #I know he could pull it off #thomas sanders #sanders sides #logan sanders #patton sanders #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts logan #incorrect sanders sides #ts patton #ts creativity #ts remus #sanders sides incorrect quotes #ts virgil #maybe analogical #analogical

[lazer-screwdriver]

I’m putting Simm!Missy in essentially a masc version of canon Missy’s vibe because that makes the most sense to me, but it’s so important that he’s exactly as effeminate and milf-femme fatale as canon. He’s swooning and delicately putting the Doctors hand on his chest and dropping his voice all rough for comedic effect

#I believe in mr simm I believe he could pull it off #zap.txt #simm!master #master faceswap

[skitskatdacat63]

Please save me, I'm reading a reddit thread about Seb vs Max(bcs Tost said he thought Seb would win out), and none of these people know how good Seb was in his prime

#the fucking ignorance in this thread im gonna shoot myself #theyre like:oh he barely won 2010 and 2012 #uhhhhh you mean two of the most competitive seasons in history????????? #2010: literally had 5 championship contenders for a while and then still 4 for the closer #^ also tbh its super impressive to me that he was never leading the wdc and still managed to pull it off at the last moment #and 2012 which is regarded as one of if not the best seasons of all time in which there were six different winners in the first six races #i cannot fucking believe i jsut saw a comment basically seb is not as aggressive as max #saying he doesnt have the samw 'step on their neck' mentality as Max does #uh what??????????? im sorry but seb was one of the most ruthless drivers ever and was way more of an asshole abt it. multi-21?????? #but fuck. these people dont know him and his wdc years at all 😭😭 #still has the record for most poles in a season. is still the youngest wdc and polesitter #got pole and won a race in his 1 ½ season IN AN STR before rbr could even try pulling that off #it just really sucks to me how his flop years have ruined his reputation for some people #yeah ofc he kinda fell off in the latter years of ferrari and amr but that doesnt erase all of his incredible performance in the prior yrs?? #like please i beg of you go watch the rbr era years and you will be impressed istg #another stupid argument was saying 'oh he made too many mistakes in 2009 and lost a wdc he couldve won' #first of all that was only his 2½ season and his first season in a top team #and also not all of his dnfs and crashes in that ssn were his fault :/ the car wasnt the most reliable :/ #i love max and i think hes probably one of the goats but my god the regency bias is insane #^ and alongside that. oh you point out all Seb's mistakes but completely ignore when max was called the crash kid?? 😭😭 #like saying seb lost 2009 due to rookie mistakes...YEAH CAUSE HE WAS ONLY IN HIS 2½ YEAR AS A 21/22 YR OLD #also I think its impossible anyways to say who would win that matchup bcs theyre in completely different eras #seb dominated that v8 era and max dominates this current era. its truly impossible to say bcs they mastered completely dif cars #like whu cant we just say both of them are pretty damn fantastic as rbr golden boys?? #anyways. fuck im so irritated right now. this is an affront to my spirit!!! #its really just: say you dont know seb without saying you dont know seb #catie.rambling.txt

[shopcat]

thinking now more than ever of ur post "steve says he thinks kurt cobain is hot one time and eddie immediately bleaches his hair" i can see it so clearly. robin laughs so hard she throws up but steve is soooo charmed

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO ESP IN THIS ONE it really captures the ouhh i made a mistake part of bleaching ur hair at home

#asks #he honestly could pull it off i truly believe it #sts

[atlas-the-bastard]

Not me falling in love with another dark haired, gay as hell, traumatised, sassy/sarcastic/dramatic fictional boy who only wears black clothes.

#this is about barty crouch jr. #the newest addition to my collection #barty crouch jr. #sirius black #regulus black #nico di angelo #klaus hargreeves #bucky barnes #jesper fahey #except jes doesnt wear black he wears horridly yellow vests and lime pants and purple jackets bcos hes so silly #WILLGRAHAM #cant believe i nearly forgot my baby #will graham #also kinda an exception with the clothes and also the sassy/sarcastic/dramatic thing but its ok bcos hes pretty #although you could argue pulling hannibal off a cliff with him was pretty dramatic #actually he talks in metaphors half the time that boy is dramatic as hell #anyway ill shut up now #atlas talks

[lisbonsteresa]

he's HORRIBLE

#tm #all the bullshit she put up with from him for 10 years and she's late to a crime scene ONCE and look at him ffajdslk #as if you give one single shit about punctuality patrick; but this brings up a point that i can't believe i never considered in all my bs: #does patrick jane know how to be jealous? discuss #i mean...obviously he KNOWS but....does he though #at the very least he's exceedingly out of practice #of course we know next to nothing about his and angela's relationship but between that and this he's basically had 10+ years of red john #and we know lisbon dated during that time (and we know he DID get jealous because...obviously how could he not) #but not jealous in a way he could act on - in part because ms 'intense and particular' didn't seem to have many repeat dates #(idiots) but mainly because of the red john of it all #i doubt he realized it on any conscious level (and if he did he repressed/ignored the shit out of it) #but he couldn't see anything happening with them while he had red john hanging over his head #(tangent: all his 'you deserve a good man' 'he's a good man' later on...he really doesn't see himself as a good man does he #my poor little meow meow - thinking about naomi's tags about the letter again god i wish that had happened) #and she deserves better than that; deserves better than him (SOB); so he lets the hints and the moments of jealousy pass by #but now....well now there's no more red john #he's still got a LOT to work through but that gigantic weight is off his shoulders and there's been this shift between them #(i can't come up with a better way of saying it than) they're flirting like they mean it....not that they didn't before #but now there's this sense of actual possibility behind it; this could be going somewhere; it's slow but they're taking actual (baby) steps #and then pike shows up and the whole thing is imploding as they speak - like he knows from the second that cab pulls up #how her date went and she knows that he'd know and they're just talking around it and they're so AWKWARD where they'd been #working so well together (minus an airplane ride or two) #and now he's trying REAL hard to be supportive even though he probably wants to curl up and sob #because he wants her to be happy (more than maybe anything he wants her to be happy) and he couldn't make her as happy as pike #she deserves a GOOD man and that is not him; she shouldn't have to put her life on hold for him anymore she's done that too much already #but what he doesn't get - what he can't quite comprehend (what absolutely stuns/amazes/thrills him at the end of blue bird) #is he DOES make her happy; he IS a good man (he might be the best man she knows; flaws and all); and (in this instance) #she'd be more than willing to wait for him; to be patient with him #if he'd only let her know that there's something there to wait for; something concrete they could be heading towards together

[hearties-circus]

You'll never guess who texted me again

Tw for repeated use of the r slur below

#gamer txt. #yknow i really did think tgat maybe he could get it at some point #g-d i hate that i have to strike him off the list of family members i can trust #i cant believe this is only situation where ive been told i should kill that guy only for me to respond saying that i dont want to #and then he pulls this #yippee #r slur tw

[quietwingsinthesky]

prev post I don’t want to bother op with this but. that is why s5 lucifer is so good too.

#ex. hammer of the gods. I mean he’s fucking gleeful about the massacre. he’s having fun. #and then this is the same episode that ends with him in tears and breathing shakily over his brother #and there’s no one watching. this is not a performance. he is just. he’s grieving. #and idk!! compelling!!! #joke post yesterday about Lucifer crying more onscreen #but actually it was not a joke I would have killed for more moments like this #late seasons lucifer could have been redeemed for me if like. we just had scenes where he stopped for a minute. #like maybe when he hears about Raphael’s death. maybe when Chuck refuses to pull Michael out of the cage with Lucifer. #and just fucking!!!! let him mourn them in privacy!!!!!!!! #like it’s not much but that would have added a little depth to his spiral!!!!! he’s alone!!!! he’s the only one alive and free!!!! #ahhhh late seasons lucifer who is exactly the same when around the human characters or demons because he just. doesn’t care anymore. #but when it comes to Heaven. to his remaining siblings. he puts in the effort to care about them. #you know just like how much better would it have been if Lucifer was completely and utterly genuine in his attempts to create new angels #and he just couldn’t. he didn’t know he couldn’t and he finds out because he’s trying and he can’t. #nothing much has to change he can still get kicked out for ‘lying’ about being able to. #whos’s going to believe him when he says he didn’t know? #and now imagine a version of Jack & Lucifer’s relationship coming off the crux of that #Jack is the last ditch attempt at creation. the breaking point. #I’m rambling but you see it. you see it right? the desperate grasping at something he could never get back? #the way everything would clash. if he treated Jack with love. but everything else could burn for all he cared. #cause Jack was it. he tried to make angels and failed but he DID make Jack. #and the winchesters trying to keep his son away from him? turn Jack against him? he might. break. about that. #like I’m saying if you kept the basic plot structure of the final seasons and just made tiny adjustments to Lucifer’s character #not even really his actions just his motivations!!! BOOM!!!! fucking!!!!! better show!!!!!! #anyway this has been speculation with will come back at 8 and I’ll talk about the bunker being a mushroom #spn #Lucifer spn

[selkiecoded]

i believe in kdj/jhw/lhs not necessarily romantically but more as kdj as the puppet master who cursed their dicks. they invite him on their honeymoon and hes like oh i wouldnt want to intrude-- and jhws like no. youre coming with us. hauls him towards the plane by his shirt collar.

#hsy trying and failing to wave off the memory of the fable reader claiming they both saw his black flame dragon. #impossible. hyunsung? maybe‚ if kdj gets over himself for an hour or two. but he cant have pulled jhw before she did. he cant have. #i do think they could fuck that man though. i do believe that. but uriel would never allow it so we never have to dwell on it more. #this is like the fifth time ive gotten distracted from wrapping presents what is going on

[goldensunset]

what

#beg pardon sir????????? #were you. were you about to say my name????; #we like just met what. are you trying to flirt #i find that hard to believe because 1. to my knowledge they’d never pull something like this in a game where you can choose your own protag #and 2. so you input your own name and i suppose they could figure out a way to truncate it for the purpose of having someone get cut off #but what if you as the player input a one or two letter name #then the computer would either have to cut it out entirely (making it impossible to guess what he was saying here) #or to leave it in entirely (ruining the surprise) #goldie’s pokémon violet liveblog #sv spoilers #well i’m flattered by your kindness boy but you are an enigma of a person #i do not know what’s up with you yet but. let’s get you some friends. i’m here to support your pursuit of happiness

[chronosbled]

☣ — He knows that he probably should never say this, nor should he ever really show such a thing as truth with his actions, but now that he thinks about it... Cinder is pretty hot too.

#☣ [ ' I αɱ ƚԋҽ ҽαƚҽɾ σϝ ɯσɾʅԃʂ αɳԃ I'ɱ ʅσσƙιɳɠ ϝσɾ ʂσɱҽσɳҽ ƚσ ϝҽҽԃ ɱҽ. ' ] - ✡ Iɳ Cԋαɾαƈƚҽɾ ✡ #☣ [ ' Eʋҽɾყσɳҽ Lσʋҽʂ A Vιʅʅαιɳ. ' ] - ✡ Dιƈƙʂσɳ Gҽɾαʅԃ Rҽɠιɳαʅԃ Sιɱɱσɳʂ ✡ #{ Colorless Enigma!AU tag pending. } #{ Discord Commentary } #{ He could never say such a thing to Cinder's face. Certainly not Crystal's either. } #{ So he would just likely end up checking the both of them out like her normally does. } #{ But given how he's always looking at everyone... most people just believe he's staring off into space like usual. } #{ He likes to observe and watch in silence most times. It's his favorite pass time. } #{ The only person he'd likely tell this kinda stuff to is probably Philis. Cause that's mama. } #{ She's probably pull him by his cheek though. }

[rooolt]

What is the point of you and your friends all having characters together in a dnd party if not to discuss which Disney Princess dress they’d look best in

#Lowe Fenbaum is my skrunkly little dress up doll and I adore him #I could go on about his clothing choices all day I wrote a thing that was half gross half me putting him in silly outfits #But n e ways I decided Lowe would look cutest in specifically Ariel’s “kiss the girl dress” #Bc he is Ariel (little fish boy) but the pink dress I don’t think would work for him #He could also really pull off Cinderella’s dress I think we also decided #God if I could draw I’d be so annoying about Lowe you wouldn’t believe