#i hate coe

[littlegaybean1]

#ianto jones #torchwood #ianto #jack #jack harkness #lisa hallett #cybermen #ep: cyberwoman #children of earth #torchwood series three #456 #just some arty art #ianto jones fanart #art #digital art #fanart #ianto jones art #ianto fanart #sad art #sometimes I just #need some inspiration #then i remember #how traumatised my boy ianto gets #hes been through so much #like goddamn #he doesnt even get a happy ending #i hate coe #coe

[commanderquinn]

a list of canon ways in which lillian hart is The Fucking Worst that cora coe deserves financial and emotional compensation for:

-the basis for the big divorce counseling mission is that cora's worried for her mother's safety. that means, before going on a deep cover operation with smugglers known to kill rangers, marines, or anyone else caught trying to interfere with their business, lillian didnt leave her daughter a heads up much less a lead. once the fuck again, this woman decided that her career was more important than her daughter's mental and emotional health. once the fuck again, this woman decided she could just disappear from cora's life and then come back out of the blue without consequence

-when you go to lillian's office to look for her at cora's request, the guy working the desk knows SAM well enough to know his name and give him shit like they've got a personal history, but he??? isnt sure about????? cora's name???? word for word, he looks at her and says "it's cora, right?" you're telling me that this woman doesn't talk about her kid enough for her fellow INVESTIAGATIVE rangers to be sure about her name??? are you SHITTING ME??????? get the fuck out of here. you cant push "ranger family values" and the close ties they have in one breath then claim she likes to keep a professional distance at work in the other. you wanna have the conversation about what fresh hell it is being a working mother in a position of power, lets go, ill have that conversation all day long. but lillian hart is not a fucking example of a working mother and im gonna be pretty fucking insulted for working mothers everywhere if i catch wind of ppl trying to pull that kind of defense card. the woman's an awful parent and should be held the fuck accountable for it. you wanna know how i know????

she doesn't say cora's name enough for the ranger watching the door to be confident in it, but he remembers alllll the stories of the captain her ex is cozying up to. and lillian is the one to confirm during the quest that she has been getting the stories from cora, so there's some clear "oh she already likes the stranger more than me." i know im reading into it because its fiction and none of these people are real, but ive also, y'know been in cora's shoes, so i can tell you from real life experience that shit does exist. idk if that was the writers INTENT, but it sure does a great job at reflecting a very sad reality

-sam points out its dumb that lillian wants to speed the ship, with her daughter on it, directly at the sydicate. idk abt y'all, but my ship was pretty dinky at that point bc i was focused on outposts, and we got ambushed by like 6 ship waves once we landed for that fight. again, i get it. game mechanics get a higher priority than realism. but this whole "we have to finish this because theres a chance you were spotted trying to rescue me" shit is so. nauseating. theres no demand to drop off cora somewhere safe, theres no "lets call in the cavalry." its this fucking egomaniac looking you dead in the eye and being like "i know i just traumatized the shit out of my kid but i need you to drive us into an ambush while she's still on board. hope you're a good shot because sam and i cant kill them ourselves." and so what that we did that????? YOURE TELLING ME IT WAS JUST THOSE SHIPS???? the rest of the organization is just going to LET IT GO???? like no fucking wonder sam sees himself as the better option even through all his fucking doubt. at least he knows when to turn the fuck around because shit is above his paygrade

-she has custody rights. she is a decorated and respected ranger. sam being a smuggler wasnt public knowledge, but point out one person in akila who wouldnt believe her in a heartbeat over it. everyone in town gives him nothing but shit, and they all side with his dad who was definitely no picnic to live with. im guessing big emotional detachment there, lotta interrogation and persecution rather than teaching and understanding. HELL, sam would probably own up to his past if lillian outed him for it, he's that type of idiot. at literally any point she could put in the effort to get legal council involved. if she's SOOOO by the law, whats the hold up there???? i agree the kid shouldnt be on my ship while im in the middle of a space fight. ive talked with sam about it, and im not even the kids parent (as of the personal quest). what the fuck are you doing about it lillian????????? oh thats right. we cant get lillian on the phone. whomp whomp.

-she made cora cry. hyper independent, "big girls dont cry" cora coe. multiple times. worse, she made cora cry because she made cora feel like she wasn't as important as lillian's career. i dont give a fuck what criminals are doing. i do not give a fuck. i give a fuck that that little pixel child got her heart broken and there isnt a dialogue for me to call out her mother for being a huge fucking cunt to her own daughter but theres a thousand and one options for me to tell sam he's parenting wrong. he is, and i have no problem using them when they're appropriate, but where the fuck are they for lillian??? why am i not allowed to tear this woman a new asshole at any point, but there's like 20+ extra dialogue options added to every single npc you have a persuade option with???? todd my head hurts and its your fault

-"im sure sam's told you all about me. go on. ask whatever you want." yet there is no option to ask what the fuck her problem is. so, clearly, i cannot, in fact, ask whatever i want.

-"but the looks i got from my fellow rangers reading alexander dumas... we do strange things for kids." yeah hart??? thats your standard????? THATS your idea of going out of your way for your kid??? literally how did sam fall for this woman oh my god i cant even listen to her speak without wanting to use the power of bitchhood i inherited from a long line of angry irish women to ridicule her to tears. maybe then she'll fucking understand how small she makes her fucking kid feel every time she turns a moment of bonding into a little "woe is me and my comfort zone oh how unfortunate i am to have a brilliant daughter that wants to connect with me through her greatest passion"

-she openly admits that she dumped the cargo sam was smuggling not because she felt any connection or sympathy or just didnt want to destroy someones chance at life in a capitalist society, but because he was a good pilot and she didnt want that talent to "go to waste" so she could recruit him. thats not really a thing against cora i just really fucking hate that and the picture it paints of her priorities as a human being

-"if we're going to be really honest here... back when we were a team... cora would follow you everywhere, like a little adoring dog. i... just fell out of it. long before we separated."

i literally. do not have words for how fucking disgusted i am by that line of dialogue. oh my fucking god. oh my fucking god. i. i TRULY would not even know where to start. the dog comparison makes me violently angry and if you'd given me a punch interrupt at that moment, i would have broken my keyboard punching the accept option

-go replay or watch a recording of that divorce counseling mission one more time. while you're doing it, imagine the roles reversed. imagine youre romancing a character thats a mother bringing cora into space, and the ranger standing in your cockpit asking to finish the mission is her father who took off to live at work once it was clear his little girl liked mommy better. imagine THAT while you listen to the (imo) out of fucking pocket dialogue where sam constantly praises lillian for being "a good ranger/woman." then you come back and tell me how comfortable you are with the concept of lillian hart as a character.

#sam coe #lillian hart negative #cora coe #starfield #meta #look man i know i know i have mommy issues and im biased but jesus fucking christ i cant stand her as a character #she's not a mother by any stretch of the imagination #she designated HERSELF as extended family and im forever disgusted #anyways im writing up a meta post abt my feelings on sam so far #lillian just gets on my fucking nerves so a hate post for her was easy to whip up lmao

[coeluvr]

“I’m Your Man” by Mitski for Luceris and Lancelot 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

YES!!!!!!!!! YES ! YES .

I associate the song with some other characters but I swear it fits them so well it's insane. To me it's very Luceris pov coded. 🥺

#coe answers #coaaf if: lancelot #coaaf if: luceris #“one day you'll figure me out” reminds me of fire route because it's like lancelot does “figure him out” and moves away ! #I say “figure him out” in quotes because Luceris thinks the worst of himself out of everyone in the world #so it's biased and not accurate to who he really is so when someone thinks he's number 1 worst ever he's like “you got me!” #so yeah “one day you'll figure me out” aka not see me him as he does and hate him as well hehe 🥰

[therealgchu]

Combined Snippet Sunday and WIP Wednesday

so, a little late, and a little early. thanks @fangbangerghoul for the tag!

i had a lovely 4-day weekend doing NOTHING but playing starfield, and then stuffing my face with texas de brazil on the 24th, and sushi on the 25th. i also, frankly, didn't get much writing done. i do have a chapter on the editing board, almost ready to be posted, but i wanted to wait until i have the next chapter at least drafted, which i did this weekend. plus, a bunch of outlines and notes. so, somewhat productive?

anyway, you can check out the prologue and first chapter of my fic, To the Shore over on ao3

without further ado, onto the snippet/wip!

Akila

Hwa was always a late riser, and today was no different. She and Sarah returned the previous evening at almost midnight after successfully retrieving another artifact. Hwa was thankful and pleased that she had her own room at the Lodge. Sarah reassured her that, yes, the room was hers to decorate as she liked, within reason. After the artifact was placed with the others, and she performed her perfunctory check-ins with the other members, she almost ran to her new room. As soon as she got in, she made sure the door was shut and locked. She threw her haversack on the bed and stripped down to only a skimpy tank top and panties.

This was the first time she had a bedroom all to herself in years. And, it was a HUGE bedroom. The bed was a king sized bed, full dresser and bureau, bookshelves, sitting chair, and even a safe. On Neon, only the very wealthiest, like executives at Ryujin or Syndicate heads, lived like this. However, she had since learned that, while this was larger and nicer appointed than most homes, homes in New Atlantis for average people were still quite a cut above anything in Neon. Even living accommodations in the Well, where she actually felt more comfortable, were nicer than Neon.

Hwa dumped out the contents of her haversack on the bed and started taking inventory of the treasures she found. There were a lot of Chunks food, which was great because they were hermetically sealed and could be squirreled away. She ate some Chunks chicken, and wrapped up the rest in a towel. While the safe was nice, she was more than cognizant of how easy it was to break into one. No, she thought, needed a better place. Instead she’d prized up a floorboard under her bed. It was here that she stashed her food supplies. Sure, it was cliched, but no one would ever think to look there, at least not these rich people; they’d check the safe, first.

She picked up the wooden duck and arranged it on the bench at the foot of her bed. The light planetarium was placed on one of the bookshelves. But her prize for the mission was down at the bottom - a ParsecPooch plushie. She shook it and giggled delightedly at the 8-bit music, and squeezed it tightly to her chest. Hwa kicked the haversack onto the floor, stripped naked, crawled under the covers, and curled up around the plushie.

#snippet sunday #wip wednesday #fanfic #starfield #sam coe #space cowboy #oc #spacefarer #romance #fluff #trauma #cptsd #autism #i hate doing tags #my thinky-blob wasn't meant for this

[agentgreenbean]

stole @mostly0's idea and made a tier list of all the Slough House books/novellas/etc

i also made it into a template on Tiermaker so people can create their own!

#slow horses #slough house #i dont know how to feel about bad actors tbh #but i fucking Hated nobody walks #the only good part of it was jk coe. and the context it gave for real tigers ig

[ariapmdeol]

You can't trust a single thing I say

#cell of empireo #CellOfEmpireo #細胞神曲 #세포신곡 #coe spoilers #seodore riddle #theodore riddle #my art #aria draws #i hate him <3 #song: metaphor - the crane wives

[doctorwhoisadhd]

Actually, fuck this show.

#ari opinion hour #not bonff #tw #coe #coe day 5 #i fucking hate this show

[squidgeandsmidge]

Thanks for the assist guys 💪 We all know Lillian couldn’t give a flying F if we survived 🙄😒

#starfield spoilers #bethesda #bethesda game studios #sam coe #starfield photo mode #space cowboy #sorry not sorry but I hate lillian hart #alien assist starfield

[acesknights]

One of the things I've had most fun in starfield at the moment is just whipping out photo mode every five seconds because the scenery would make a good loading screen

#starfield #I try to rp as a specific role but then i just only make decisions that sam coe likes because my ass loves him too much with his romance #This is why we have new game plus people #That's a lie i will sob if i have to play through the campaign again #I did it twice and i wanted to sob #Ok but i genuinely hate those power temple puzzles #And i have to level up my power to lv 10?!? #Nuh uh #starfield photo mode

[queerholmcs]

(queer/religious venting in tags)

#haven't come out to the vast majority of people at church but do you suppose anyone might get the hint if i stop attending bible study #the week after someone spends ten minutes going on about how transgenderism is mental illness #and someone else rehashes the 'and same-sex relationships aren't biblical! i's right there! i can't believe the CoE decided to bless them #and that whole thing. do you think any of them might get the hint. #fuck. i can't wait to be back in the episcopal church where at least they have gender & sexuality in the list of everyone being accepted. #keep having thoughts of what if i either come out or they find out and it ends badly and i have to ghost everyone there. it'd fucking suck. #i hate this lmao.

[vyragosa]

🚶changing google play acc to united states i fucking guess.

#coe-lilum #this summer i went through it to make sure i could buy quartz for seimei on jp ? ? ?? now gotta do the same shit ALL over fucking again for #fgo na ????????? i hate it here so badly

[coe-lilium]

In other news, what happened to my GSSR roll?

EXACTLY the same as during JP 5th anniversary: I pulled the only unit in the lineup I didnt want and actively loathe 🙃

When will I learn not to roll the GSSR?

#coe plays fate go #thank god i later rolled castoria but fuck if i dont hate it here #first time i was seriously considering burning a 5* on the spot #2nd archive forever it will be

[pathfinderlittleduck]

#life is shit and I hate myself but have some Ári and Sam #sam coe #spacefarer #m!spacefarer x Sam Coe

[coeluvr]

MC needs a new Lancelot in their life. One who can give them the unshakeable loyalty he is incapable of offering due to his own loyal and love for Luceris.

How about MC gets their own power and doesn't need to rely on anyone else...

#coe answers #coaaf if: mc #I woke up hating everything and everyone so I need MC to stand up

[echoing-locations]

I literally hate starfield

I’m at a point in the game where I have to choose between saving Sam or Andranja of who lives and who dies

AND I PHYSICALLY CAN’T

I love both characters!!! I’ve had Andranja as my companion from the moment I could!! But I also love the interaction with Sam and Cora AND TO MAKE IT EVEN WORSE!!! IF YOU LEAVE SAM CORA IS MAD AT YOU AND I CANNOT DEAL WITH THAT!!!

I can physically not do this and I’m probably gonna stop playing for awhile cuz I am literally crying and I’ve never felt this way cuz of a game

(why couldn’t have they just killed Walter!!😡)

#starfield game #starfield #starfield andreja #starfield sam coe #starfield cora coe #i’m cryign #i cant do this #like whyyyyy!!!!!!? #I HATE THIS #FUCK YOU BETHESDA

[dubiousdisco]

I asked the portuguese language graduates "who is worse: me only reading machado de assis or my grammar and portuguese language professor only reading Graciliano Ramos?" as a joke but apparently the answer is a very agreed upon "the people who only read paulo coelho" so the more you know

#tip to impress the portuguese br language and literature people: you hate pau/lo coe/lho and you love the movie the vill/age 20/04 #no i do not know why #tip to impress the psychology brazilian people: you've seen freud 19/62 and a clock/work orange more than once #if your conversation partner likes freud you hated a clock/work orange #you they like skinner/behaviorism/cbt/beck you hated freud 19/62 #if they like none you hated both #you've also seen the w/ave 2008 in any case as a backup plan