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xcherryerim · 2 months
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I don’t fw Billy that much but god when he said
“I would’ve been outta here if you would’ve shut your dumb fucking mouth.”
LIKE THAT i was giggling and shit like… AND ITS WRONG BC HES LITERALLY POINTING A GUN TO HER HEAD BUT LIKE yk
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Because sometimes pookie is a British man who’s way too old for you and also completely unattainable.
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demovamp · 28 days
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shigaraki's voice when he starts talking crazy
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saintedbyher · 6 months
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I just thought of a weird rape Angela fanfic and I don’t know how to feel about it
like imagine every time your over at your aunt house you get hickeys and your crotch seem to hurt, but you never get pregnant, you think it was your uncle and call the police on him only to find out it was Angela
OH FHRHDSBSHHDHD my brain doesn’t go that extreme but actually kinda into it…
*fbi knocks my door down*
I think a lot like you’re sleeping and she comes home from being out and drunk all night and she gets in bed with you but like drunkenly humps your thigh to get off and you wake up and are like ??? and she’s like “shh, it’s fine, you don’t need to be awake”
have you seen The Handmaid’s Tale? There’s a scene where main character June basically does this to her husband and it’s uuuh, hot.
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pinkpencilqueen44 · 4 months
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Looks like the french boi is getting some tag team tickles
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nova8byte · 6 months
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There's this guy I've had a crush on (Call him X) for like 15 years, and lemme tell ya, this one phase when I was 14...
See, I was never gonna admit to being in love with him, because that's gay and I'm Very Manly Man™. So when he started making sex jokes about me and his sister (call her Y), I did the logical thing: YEAH THAT'S 100% IT.
About a month later X and his family would fly over to Pakistan for a week, and I'd visit him for a day. The minute I was in the same room as Y, I immediately knew "yeah, that's not it." Feelings kinda went away, but something was still there.
As that happened, we were playing GTA Vice City on, I think X's cousin's computer. Let me just tell you, I never before, or after, felt more jealous of a computer than this one day. For the first time ever, I barely wanted to touch a computer and play video games. I just wanted X to notice me.
And that's the story of how I got cucked by Windows XP.
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sexybabystevie · 6 months
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just dyed my hair pink two days before my date lmao
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Anyways on a completely unrelated note, this is what my phone homescreen looks like
I am mentally deranged 😁
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charred-angelwings · 2 years
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(Me then) God this is hot:
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(Me now) God this is hot:
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So in conclusion, I’ve always been this way…
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reecehaswritten · 2 years
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My brain has been on the my little pony high HELP
What if au of rainbow rocks but the watchers are the dazzlings and Grian, Pearl, Martyn and Jimmy are the rainbooms
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uglypastels · 2 years
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hiiiii i have a question:))
what happens to the stoner!tom fic you wrote? did you ever postet it? i am wondering bc i loved your other stoner!tom one shot/blurb and i was so exited ahahaha <3
Oh my god so i wrote 60k of it (im not even joking, wish i was) and it just kept on going and going but it was going nowhere and i burned out and then my entire motivation to write for tom disappeared so unfortunately i didnt post it (its still in my drafts tho 😅 all 9? parts of it - 9 not being anywhere near a solid ending position for it. They hadnt even gotten together. See its a mess)
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butchfalin · 7 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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evidently-endless · 2 months
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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.
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bethannangel · 4 months
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Alamo switched out the trailer for Hit Man with Sasquatch Sunset
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uncanny-tranny · 9 months
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Fat people deserve mobility aids, too. No matter if it's connected to their fatness or not, because having a mobility issue that is connected to one's fatness won't change that they're still fat and still have the issue at hand. Fat people don't deserve to "tough it out" because fatness should be this divine punishment doled out to those who "deserve" it. Fat disabled people deserve to have the peace of mind that they can exist in whatever way is most comfortable and accessible to them
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magnusbae · 11 months
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To illustrate this post by @mayahawkse I would like to visualize to you the difference:
A post in 2023:
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A post in 2014:
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A zoom out of the same post:
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This is what a community looks like.
See how in 2023 almost all of the reblogs come from the OP, from their few hours/days in the tag search. Meanwhile in 2014 the % of reblogs from OP is insignificant, because most of the reblogs come from the reblogs within the fandom, within the micro-communities formed there. You didn't need to rely on tags, or search, or being featured. Because the community took care of you, made sure to pass the work between themselves and onto their blog and exposed their followers to it. It kept works alive for years.
It's not JUST the reblog/like ratio that causing this issue, it's the type of interaction people have. They're content with scrolling and liking the search engine, instead of actually having a reblogging relationship with other blogs in their community.
Anyways, if you want to see more content you like, the only true way to make it happen is to reblog it. Likes do not forward content in no way but making OP feel nice. Reblogs on the other hand make content eternal. They make it relevant, they make it exist outside of a fickle tumblr search that hardly works on the best of days.
If you want more of something, reblog it.
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