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kisses4lao · 11 months

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Guess who's suffering from writers block!!! No but fr I wanna write SO BAD but I just can't 😭😭 so take some twst pp hcs until I decide to work on commissions again

Not proofread idc shank me

♧CW!!! Fem reader! twst dick hcs duh, every NRC student EXCLUDING ortho, might have some other hcs too

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Riddle:

Its... cute? Idk how to explain it

He is VERY sensitive

5.5 inches

Slight curve downward

The tip is a really deep red

Cum is watery, tastes like rosewater(this is a fantasy world i can make cum taste like anything i want)

Balls aren't all that heavy, very soft and squishy tho

Likes rimming. No further comments

Trey:

EEK MY BOY

I'm gonna try not to be biased

Hes BIG tho

I know you've seen him. Let's be honest, we all know he's PACKING

So I'm gonna say a solid 7-8 inches with a nice amount of girth

No curve, but very veiny

Heavy balls. Like, HEAVY. Bros got a whole bakery in there

Soft pink tip

Cum is the normal consistency, he takes care of himself

If you're sucking him off he'll change the flavor of his cock and his cum to whatever you want (thank god for doodle suit)

Cater:

Easy 7 inches

Not too sensitive, it takes a while for him to cum

His cum is pretty thick, its all the spicy ramen he eats

Curve upward, huge thick vein going from his balls to the tip

Cum tastes salty, but not overwhelming

Will have his clones fuck you silly

Deuce:

Another small boy

I'll say 6 inches, no curve

Hes sensitive too, but not as much as riddle

He really like getting his balls sucked more than his cock itself

Cum is watery too, but it tastes good

Like sweet in a way

Tip is a light blue dont ask why

Ace:

Another small boy 😭

He is CLUELESS

Poor man is a one pump chump

5.6 inches, curve to the left

SENSETIVE. pussy got this boy on his knees

Balls squishy, balls soft?

Yes to both

His rip is red, like a blush red

Azul:

A good 6ish inches with a curve downward

Not as sensitive as you may think

I think it would be funny if the bottom of his cock had like little suckers or some shit

Tip is dark purple and he has some veins, not many tho

Heavy balls, no squish :(

Cum is thick and black bc octopus

Tastes like what watered down hand sanitizer smells like

Jade:

😨

Its slimy.

No further comment on that

No but its like wet, a lot

So is floyds but we aren't there yet

Its like lube 🥺

Okay but he's LONG

8.5 AT LEAST

He also enjoys rimming

Tip is dark cyan

Cum is slimy too

Add some borax water and sell it on etsy

Floyd:

Basically the same as Jade

Hes smaller tho

Hes 6 inches but has SO much girth

His cum is more watery than slimy and the tip is a light blue

Lots of veins too

Kalim:

6 inches

So sensitive

He begs.

Loves blow jobs but would NEVER ask for them

Heavy soft balls

A dark brown tip and there's lil red swirlies

Cum is thick

Tastes like coconut toothpaste

Jamil:

mmmmmmmmMMMMMMM

BIG

So big

Destroy me PLEASE

7.8 inches and a big curve upwards

Likes fingers in his ass, just like Kanye west

Doesn't like blow jobs he cums too quick :(

Gets overstimulated easily and when he does hes highly submissive

Cum a lil thick (its all the curry he eats)

Its yummy tho

Tastes salty and a lil sweet

Like a pretzel

Tip is a redish-brownish

Vil:

Hes a very odd case

Hes big, dont get me wrong

But mans does NOT have sex 😭

He complains it ruins his makeup

7.4 inches with a few veins

Oh yeah hes unclipped too idk why but he is

Tip is a pinky purple color

Balls got some weight, they're not sensitive

Rook:

Hes an even weirder case

Hes very big but almost NEVER penetrates you

Hed much rather be in between your legs for hours on end

Making you cum on his face gives him so much pleasure

He doesn't touch himself either

When he's eating you out he has one hand thrusting fingers into your pussy, the other hand thrusting fingers into your ass(hes an ass man I know he is) while he sucks on your clit the whole time

He cums on the sheets whenever you do bc he knows how good you feel

Hes 8.5 inches with a curve down, large vein going upward

A creme colored tip

Cum normal consistency, you don't know what it tastes like because he never let's you suck him off :(

Epel:

Small boy

Whimpers

A lot

Hes 6 inches with a curve to the left

Light purple tip bc I said so

Light balls, but no squish :(

Cum is watery and tastes like lavender oil

Idia:

Oh god

Contrary to popular belief he has a lot of stamina

He doesn't have ANY experience tho

Played a lot of hentai games but thats the extent of his experience

I think it would be really funny if instead of whispering dirty talk or praise during sex he tells you the fnaf lore

Like he'll be blowing your back out and he'll just be like "so the crying child was actually william aftons son-" and then he cums

After hes done and doing aftercare he'll quiz you on the fnaf lore

If you get any of the questions wrong he'll fuck you until you can't walk as a punishment

If you get them all right he'll eat you out for hours until you also can't walk

Win win honestly

8 inches

TIP IS BLUUUEEEEEE

Cum is thick and salty, he doesn't take care of himself

Heavy, HEAVY balls. Very sensitive

He loves blow jobs too

Leona:

8.8 inches, but if we're being real to how ACTUAL lion anatomy is hes closer to 3 inches but yall aren't ready for that convo

Not sensitive at all, it takes so long for him to cum

But when he does hes so sweet, whispering praise after praise to you and lots of kisses

Cum is normal consistency, a lil on the thicker end

Its a bit bitter with a sweet aftertaste

Hes also unclipped and I will not elaborate

Idk if lions have them but if they do then he has a knot, not as big as jacks tho

Heavy balls, they're sensitive

Brown tip, like, dark brown tip

Ruggie:

7ish inches with a curve down

Also likes eating you out

Doesn't like having his balls touched

They're cute and squishy tho

Cum is also thick and doesn't taste like anything

Tip is a light brown and has a vein going through it

Jack:

8 inches.

Has a huge knot. Physically cannot pull out when it comes to it

Cum tastes like strawberries

Doesn't let you suck him off often bc he doesn't wanna knot in your mouth

Also gets pleasure from eating you out

Tip is grey and sensitive

Malleus:

Hes also like rook in the way he'd eat you out for hours if you'd let him

But he does penetrate you

Our big dragon boy loves the feeling of being inside your tight cunt

Will probably cum if you praise him

He has 2.

One on top one on the bottom

The one on top is longer, 9 inches while the one on the bottom is 7ish, the bottom one is a lot thicker tho

He'll be so slow easing them in and almost never goes fast when it comes to sex

He sees it as love making

They both have a black tip and the cum is normal consistency, tastes like... eggs? Hardboiled don't ask

Oh yeah his cum glows in the dark

Lilia:

Idc what you guys say this man is SO EXPERIENCED

He knows how to have sex properly and can make you cum in seconds if he feels like it

7 inches, his dick is where all his height went

Because he's so experienced he doesn't cum easily

PINK TIP PINK TIP

His cum is normal consistency, a little watery maybe

Tastes like citrus

Silver:

Loves when you ride him

Likes missionary too tho

7 inches too

His tip is grey

Very sensitive and gets overstimulated easily

Hes also just very submissive in general

Cum is watery and tastes like what a new car smells like

Sebek:

LOUD

SO LOUD

CANT TAKE THIS BITCH ANYWHERE

Cries during sex

Loves when you pull his hair

Does he have horns? If he does they're very sensitive

Cums if you touch them

Hes a crocodile right

Nah he has horns

8 inches no other comments

GREEN TIP

Cum is thick and bitter

We love him tho

Balls squishy

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A/n: im so fuckibg tired god help me

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lunarluvbot · 3 months

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dating robin arellano headcanons

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pairing : robin arellano x fem!reader

summary : read the title!! again!!

requested : yes / no

willow's whispers : uhh this took me like a month. yikes.

warnings : robin?

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(dramatic sigh)

and y'all thought i was dramatic

i am

but robin???

holy shit he's such a drama queen

you're talking to your friend and don't look at him after 0.153847 seconds??

he's on the floor sobbing

you're busy when he asks you to go out??

he's falling down clasping his shirt where his heart is saying you killed him

you're mad at him??

bro is fighting death to figure out what he did and how to fix it

poor thing

he probably lays his head down in your lap when you're busy

or talking to someone

and then when you start absentmindedly playing with his hair this mf falls asleep

he's done it before

he'll do it again

another thing he will do is get into fights for you!!

guard dog fr

like if someone talks bad about you behind your back??

tf did you say about my gf??

who are you 🤨

patch him up after fights.

please.

watch him melt

you could literally just hand him a band aid and he'd be all

'YOU SAVED MY LIFE YOU'RE LITERALLY A DOCTOR THANK YOU SO MUCH'

'robin you got a paper cut'

that's another thing he's probably dramatic about

him getting hurt

but he does it so it's obvious he's not in pain

cause he doesn't wanna make you actually worried yk?

so he'll die over a paper cut or a small bruise but a black eye?

an actual gash?

nah, he's fine

wdym he's bleeding out

all in a day's work

but if you don't like him fighting he'll try and stop

key word: try

now when he would normally get into fights he'd grab the kid by their shirt and say

'i would kick the shit out of you but my girlfriend wouldn't like that'

he scares them still but he's keeping his word

cause promises are sooo important to him you have no idea

loyalty is a big thing

it is for all the tbp boys but with robin it's just different

he keeps his word!!!

also this means he literally can't lie to you

'robin, did you eat my last cookie?'

'...'

'ROBIN'

anyway sorry this is so short again

know he's trying ok

lmk if you want a part 2

#the black phone #tbp #the black phone x reader #tbp x reader #robin arellano #robin arellano x reader

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not-goldy · 10 days

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Fanservice. Every single one of them.

right.....

I wanna eat it. * Points camera at Jimin *

so why did jimin get embarrassed and jk changed the subject "i meant the cake"?? commit to the joke boys 😡

Arrest me.

god give bts some acting lessons.

bc why tf did they leave jk hanging like that??? that wasn't cute or funny, it was awkward as hell. someone, ANYONE, pls just laugh and save me and jungkook 😭😭

Do you want Rameyon?

yet it was portrayed as "jungkook is still hungry" and jimin's insane ass responded with "i'm sleepy"..... just to go spend more of the morning (bc they're STILL awake at 6 AM 😐) with jk and bam....

ok sure.

Rabbit spit is spicy.

a convo between hobi and jimin

said rabbit with spicy spit was in the way back of the room.....

at least make it front and center if you're going to "play gay" smh

I will give him a kiss.

pls explain why joon looks like he's going to have a panic attack and slap both of jikook and tae changes jimin's answer to "50 white shirts" instead of "playing along" 🎤

You liked being tied up, don't lie.

meanwhile hobi looks disgusted with them

Runs fingers through hair, breathes heavily, licks lips before wishing his bro a happy birthday.

so why add the bro?

and why didn't bts make fun of it the same way as jimin's message for tae??

and where is jimin's response? seems like a lot just to not have said birthday boy respond 😔

was jk's mom also in on the fanservice with the seaweed soup?

interesting 🤔

Hickeys/Neck Biting

was not aware there was footage of said hickeys being made? anon where did you get that 👀 ???

why was jin not allowed to touch said mark? but jimin could rub all over it? why are the best two actors (jin and tae) in the group horrible at playing along with said "fanservice" for jikook??

why did jin not know what was going on with the picture that made jimin stay and continue the jinjikook live?

ear sucking

special shout out to the goosebumps on jk's arms for playing along

the lil head kiss and screaming i love you was a nice touch

tiddy slapping, thigh pinching, hand licking

you mean normal things between friends?? 😭

crotch footsie

just giving your bestie boners for fanservice 🥰

hands all up on each other's asses at every opportunity.

yes bc jimin damn near fingering jk is normal

You like me that much?

another awkward moment jk inserted himself into lol

I'm shameless, so is that why you like me more?

will actually pay for bts to learn to act bc what tf 😭😭

Jk starring Jimin down when he tied his own hands up and was being walked around on a leash.

jk once again all the way in the back

it'd make more sense for tae to be the one doing fanservice as he was the one pulling jimin around, but ok let's go with bs that i have to zoom in on to notice.....

Both getting in each other's face & lip space inching closer and closer til one backs off

so why does jin and hobi freak tf out and wipe their mouths?

do they (hybe) not have any new material for jikook? bc it's going on 11 years with the same damn bit 😓

actually i think we jikookers deserve better than this

also where is my travel show hybe? i'm not being serviced 😔

It's the way they call it fan service but every one's uncomfortable with it for me😩😩😩

Some fan service 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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shalomszn · 7 months

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found peace in fall

shuri x fem!black!reader

contains : [fluff!] kissing, sweet words, words of affirmation, small meaningful conversations.

- a/n : I’m just feeling genuinely happy, so I wanna spread this energy out. Also, too excited for winter 😍

- notes for readers : this fic is just a reminder of a lot of things, gratitude, keeping your peace, detaching from someone, loving yourself (all the things about yourself, body, facial features..), and many other stuff. If you ever feel, negative, feel free to tap back in here. Love you <3

song inspirations : good days - SZA, I like you - post malone ft. Doja Cat

summary : a small normal and peaceful day of you and your wife, shuri. You guys start your days, went out, giving each other small therapy sessions, just pure fluff and soft things!

9:02am

Shuri and you are a freshly new married couple, the relationship has been healthy the whole time. And you don’t see anything bad coming at all, it’s right now 9am, you were waken by the bright sunlight kissing your skin.

You felt the curly head woman slightly moving in your embrace, you pulled the duvet onto her neck a little bit more in case she catches a cold from this cold weather. “baby…” you whispered down at shuri, the sight of her is adorable. Face buried in your chest, hands tightly tied around your waist, the warmth sharing inside the blanket is comforting.

“mmhhh…” she answered, in order to let you know she’s awake too. But instead she snuggled into your chest, a sign of her wanting to continue the sleep, and you are not gonna let it happen…

“it’s 9:15 baby, I gave you 15 more minutes to sleep..” you said trying to get away from her grip and start your morning routine. “why so stubborn?” she asked loosening her grip enough to let you slip away, you stretched right in the middle of the large window next to the bed.

Your body covering the sun shining, as shuri was seeing that sight and loving the positive energy you’re having just the start of the day.

You walked to the restroom next to the bedroom and started your morning routine, as you were applying the moisturiser on your cheeks, you were greeted by a loud yawn of shuri. Like a cat yawning. [a/n: it’s always a jump scare looking at cats yawn bro- 😭🤍]

you forcely put the kuromi headband on her to keep her soft curls away from her face, “oh I look cute.” shuri said looking at the mirror admiring herself wearing that headband, you, with a helpless expression and slipped a chuckle while adjusting it to make it more comfortable for her “yes yes…pretty much.”

“what do you mean pretty much? I am the queen of cuteness.”

“you’re already a queen of an entire nation you still wanna be a queen of something else?” you said putting the mask on her, and putting those under eye pads on her.

“yes.” and she looked down at you, “the queen of your heart.” as she winked, teasing you fully.

you laughed at that, and giving into her “yes yes…” and fully taking care of her, nearly doing the whole routine on her. Who would’ve expected the precious queen of her people is actually acting like a child and liking the small cute things?

9:57am

After that, you went downstairs to the living room and walking past the kitchen island you opened the fridge. Taking 2 limes and a few lemons, you cut them into pieces and put them in 2 cups of water, as you handed shuri the cup of water “water first!” [a/n : alright hello again, so, I do this everyday, I drink water before literally eating anything, in order to flush away toxins from the body, preventing headache and kidney stones. It’s a very healthy act and doesn’t harm much, so please, take care of yourself and do that 🤍]

Shuri took the cup of water and gulped it, you’re the type of person to force her to drink gallons of water a day. At least 8 cups. That’s what you know for sure.

You left the breakfast making to shuri, she can cook. Like literally, she went to the fridge and grabbed a few types of fruits - strawberries, bananas and blueberries. She heated the toasts up, cutting the bananas and strawberries in pieces, putting the peanut butter on the toasts then the bananas and strawberries.

You also prepared oatmeal, so you took the blueberries and out them on it, also taking the milk and pouring them in. [a/n : banana + peanut butter + bread>>]

10:42am

“Baby! where’d you brought the strawberries?” You asked while picking one and landing them in your mouth while eating it.

Shuri draws her attention at you while she’s putting the dishes in the dish washing machine, “I think I brought a whole box from Tokyo…” she said yelling from the kitchen, since you’re just sitting comfortably on the couch, letting the sunlight hit your face.

“Tokyo huh…” you muttered but then ignored continue gulping the strawberries. [strawberries keeps you away from cancer 😋]

You finished the big bowl of strawberries feeding some to shuri, while she’s just signing a few papers. Once she’s done, you dragged her to the back yard, showing the new flowers you’re taking care of lately.

“new flowers!” you said with a clear excitement in your voice, you wore the gloves and bent down, watering them.

“oh yeah?” Shuri bent down as well next to you, to admire your hard work. The amount of time you took to take care of them, now it’s blooming beautifully, “it’s just like you…” she said whispering looking at the flowers.

“hm?” you looked at shuri, “it’s just like you, blooming beautifully even in this harsh world, blooming and surviving in a world filled with shitty people.” she said smiling softly. “I still thank Jesus every day gifting me with you.” You smiled back, and got up pulling shuri, “check out my other babies!” you said.

These are tulips, the flowers shuri firstly got for you when she confessed her feelings for you. Those beautiful pink and yellow tulips growing in the safe soil, you bent down smiling at the tulips, smiling at the flower that symbolises one of the many important and unforgettable events happened in your life.

“they’re beautiful ain’t it?” you asked while looking at the flowers.

You, are admiring your flowers, while your wife? she’s admiring something else, she’s admiring you instead. Your sweet smile curved on your face, you soft gaze watering the tulips, you hair hovering in the air by the wind.

“yes…very beautiful.”

while you didn’t knew this is shuri saying you’re beautiful instead of the tulips.

11:49am

You and shuri wanted to go out for lunch, somewhere with spaghetti. So you obviously changed your pajamas to something else, you wore an off white turtle neck sweat shirt, with a beige coat, black mini skirt and white leg warmers. For touch ups, you put on those white fluffy ear muffs, black Maryjanes and small gold hoop earrings.

Shuri, who- wanted to match your style. She similar gold hoop earrings too, gold rings, off white crochet sweater, white scarf, dark brown fluffy coat, and some off white sweatpants with boots.

She leaned her left cheek to your right cheek looking the mirror. “we look cute!” she said while casually pecking you multiple times, your hands on her shoulders looking in the mirror “more then cute actually,”

“my baby dress me good…” shuri said proudly jumping around like a kid while you’re trying to warp her scarf, “stay still!” You said firmly, and shuri finally stays still. for a moment.

12:27am

You chosen a fancy Italian restaurant that you always go to with your friends, you sat and let your brain choose what exactly what you wanna eat. Shuri, of course is waiting patiently, her face on her palm looking at you lovingly, you caught her gaze and looked up at her. “whatchuuu thinkin?” You said scrunching your nose.

“There’s a problem with admiring my own wife now?”

“well…” you looked around “no.”

“great, cause I’ll still be staring into your soul even if you’re uncomfortable.” She said teasingly, but she also notices you have trouble with choosing what to eat.

Noticing a dish that’s shown on the menu, as she draws your attention with her index point on the dish name, and a picture. “how about this?” She asked.

It’s a carbonara spaghetti with salmon, and some s cheese on top. “perfect your most latest cravings, the taste of salmon and carbonara.” She then point at the description of the dish, “also with small pieces of bacon.”

You looked at shuri nodding really fast, that’s what having shuri is like, her solving your most minor inconvenience but also not making you feel troubled. “thank you shuri! I know I have issues with choosing.” you said smiling sweetly at her.

She didn’t answered which was quite a surprise, you gently shakes her as she blurted out a few words,

“y/n you’re so…perfect, you have a beautiful and kind soul, a face of an actual goddess…” she stopped and look down at your waist, holding it and caressing it “having the body that I’ll love no matter what shape it is, and your mind, your mentality…” she said looking deep in your eyes “is so strong. you’ve went through a lot, fighting mentally, and you’re still in front of me, being the best gift of mine, being the angel that bast sent me,” she said kissing your cheek. “I couldn’t ask for more when you’re the limit, when you broke the scale of perfection, when the person who invented the word beautiful was because they landed their eyes on you, when your heart is so generous and always having gratitude cleansing my negative energy…” she said her pupils dilating like a cat’s pupil dilate when they see someone they love dearly.

“you are the peace I found in fall.”

- a/n : fall 🍂

#princess shuri #queen shuri #shuri udaku #shuri smut #shuri fanfiction #shuri black panther #shuri x reader #shuri fluff #shuri x fem!reader

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jigujellee · 9 months

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NEWJEANS AS JEALOUS GFS HEADCANNONS

a/n: just a fun lil attempt at hcs since i rarely do them,, to whoever requested this, i hope u enjoy my attempt 🥹 i'm sorry if they're not accurate jaldfadlfljdf

a/n 2: pics are not mine!! links to layouts used are listed below w respected @ <33

MINJI (pic/layout creds courtesy of @k1sseo)

so bro™️

i think when minji gets jealous she’s just quiet

and she could get a little snarky sometimes, but just a smidge

minji didn’t expect to come home to you and hyein laughing your asses off at some random tiktok you were showing her

for some reason she was very bothered by it even tho you guys were naturally close

you kinda took awhile to notice her standing there but you once you did, you were quick to wrap your arms around her

she’ll play it off and act normal but she’s def quiet and i think she’d look like she’s deep in thought about something

so when you ask her to do something with you, that’s when light bulbs go off

“hey wanna go grab lunch later” “idk why don’t you go with hyein instead”

then you drag her to lunch anyway and endlessly tease her for being jealous in the first place

you also tease her ab the fact that she got jealous over the YOUNGEST member 😭 like ma’am, you think we’re gonna catch a case????

“i didn’t press you for the jealous type bro” “just shut up and eat”

HANNI (pic/layout creds courtesy of @winuary)

every time i see/think of this girl she’s always smiling

so i think when she gets jealous she’ll still be smiling but like it’s def forced and looks fake

or if she’s not smiling then she 100% looks like this from that one live they did

either way that shit makes her stomach feel weird deep down

she’ll watch you and minji just monitoring your dance practice but you guys are just way too close together and minji’s shoulders brush against yours and-

“hanni, you okay? you’ve been zoning out for a while” and she just smiles again and plays it off

you knew something was up so when you’re back at the dorms that’s when you ask her and she shyly admits that seeing you that close w minji made her feel uneasy

you kiss her forehead softly and tell her she has nothing to worry about before pulling her into bed and cuddling w her for the entire night (even if ur arm goes incredibly numb cuz girlie does not move an inch away from u)

DANIELLE (pic/layout creds courtesy of @i04rei)

dani wears her heart on her sleeve she’s adorable

so yk she’s jealous right away

you and hanni just came back from the mall and you are literally so happy

dani loves it when ur happy!! but it also makes her kind of sad that she’s not the one making u laugh and smile like that :(

she’s pouting while on her phone and u immediately take notice

“are u watching sad edits of cats again?” “naURRRR”

“you just seem awfully happy when you’re w hanni” “well yes bc shes my friend” more pouting and ur just trying not to melt at how cute she is

“how about we go to our fav cafe tmrw after our sched and then we can go watch the barbie movie after?” “but you don’t like barbie” “i don’t like a lot of things but if you like them, then i’d be more than happy to do them with you”

she just melts and forgets all ab what happened earlier

ft. hanni minji and hyein in the background trying not to gag out loud

HAERIN (pic/layout creds courtesy of @venitly)

radio silence.

she’s already naturally quiet as is and she def does not speak her emotions compared to the others

so it takes you a little longer to figure out when she’s jealous vs the other members

after finishing a movie w danielle, she just blankly watches the two of you have deep conversations ab it

and honestly you confuse her jealous silence for her normal silence at first

but you start realizing the difference when she’s less affectionate with you (bc behind closed doors i think haerin is so affectionate like she deadass wont let go of you and is so touchy, needs to be holding you or be in close proximity w you)

“haerin, are you okay?” and she just nods. girl pls give us something to work with

she never really openly admits that she was jealous of you and dani but ur smart genius self put two and two together and connected the dots when u saw she was quiet around dani too but not the others

but bc she never outwardly said it, you don’t outwardly tell her not to worry or not to be jealous. instead you spend more time w her and getting her her fav snacks and whatnot and she appreciates it so much

haerin likes how you don’t need to be told when something bothers her, and when you figure it out, you always knew how to make her feel better without words

actions do speak louder than words and haerin knows how true that is with you

HYEIN (pic/layout creds courtesy of @v-ico)

i’m gonna go for a platonic type of jealousy for hyein

she wanted to show u a new app she downloaded but u told her u were busy learning the new choreo from haerin

and she just whines

not like an annoying child throwing a tantrum kinda whine but just in a “why do u alw have sumn better to do” typa way

when u finish w haerin ur quick to go back to the dorms to see hyein napping

and u lowk feel bad bc all she wanted to do was show u sumn

u decide to let her sleep but ur idiot self banged ur hand on her door while trying to close it and now u feel bad even more bc she woke up

“you’re back alr unnie?” “yeah i came here quickly so you could show me the app”

hyein is super excited even tho she jus woke up, and shes reaching for her phone and is tapping thru w such speed

you both spend hours on the app (i keep saying the app bc idk what kinda app it would be 💀 im thinking either a game or a photo filter app idk) before ur both scolded by minji for being on the phone all day

it’s literally giving when ur little sibling just wants to show u sumn cool but ur too busy and u feel bad

#newjeans #nwjns #newjeans imagines #newjeans scenarios #newjeans headcannons #newjeans hcs #newjeans minji #newjeans hanni #newjeans danielle #newjeans haerin #newjeans hyein #newjeans x reader #kpop headcanons #jigujellee

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bitchimasnake-sss · 29 days

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tumblr au. ft aot characters!

girlypop im obsessed with making these and theres nothing you can do to stop me. basically, what if aot characters had tumblr? [set in between the time skip period, pre-rumbling]

🐥freedomyeager

oh your friends gave you chocolates? mine gave me ptsd and trauma

🔁🐴jeaniejean Follow

bro you literally lost one uno match why tf are you so fucking emo?

🔁⚔️micasasucasa

eren, stop staring at the ocean and get your ass back in here or so god help me.

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📘arminarlet Follow

You know what's weird? That typically, I am a "cutie-patootie" but then I do a little, mild, psychological torture to my enemies. And suddenly, I am a threat to the nation. Y'all switch up so quick.

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👨‍🦲baldspringer Follow

when you enter a dick-riding competition but your opponent is @flochyou

🔁🚩flochyou Follow

you're just mad daddy doesn't like you 😒

🔁🐥freedomyeager

dude how many times do i gotta tell you to stop doing that in public?

🔁🍖sashahaha Follow

hes allowed to do that in private???

#yeagerists exposed

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⚔️micasasucasa Follow

is it normal to have re-occurring dreams about your dead parents or friends?

🔁🩳leviackermanofficial

yes.

🔁👱🏻‍♂️braunreiner Follow

yeah

🔁📘arminarlet Follow

I've asked Commander Zoe if the Scouts can afford to send you all to therapy but she said "fuck no, i dont even have money to eat shit." So, looks like you're all stuck like this. Sorry guys.

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🐴jeaniejean Follow

they call me a horse cause all the girls wanna ride me yeehaw🤠

🔁👨‍🦲baldspringer Follow

dude, blocked.

🔁🍖sashahaha Follow

blocked.

🔁👱🏻‍♂️braunreiner Follow

blocked.

🔁⚔️micasasucasa

blocked.

🔁👑 ymirsgf

and reported.

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😴leonhart Follow

i swear to god if @baldspringer played "annie, are you okay?" in frong of my crystal one more time, i will break this crystal and come punch him square in his egg-shaped head.

🔁👨‍🦲baldspringer Follow

i was literally trying to keep you entertained. but anyways annie, are you okay?

🔁🍖sashahaha Follow

are you okay, annie?

🔁👓officialtitanlover

@leonhart HOW ARE YOU TYPING IN THE CRYSTAL?

👓officialtitanlover

My son is officially entering his emo phase. Today, he said "ruskin ready to rumble" while staring at the sea. It's literally so funny 😂😂

🔁🐥freedomyeager

ITS LITERALLY NOT A PHASE, I WILL KILL EVERYONE

🔁🩳leviackermanofficial

Have you lost your mind? Do i need to kick you in the face again?

🔁🐥freedomyeager

... no 😞

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a/n: jean is a loserboy and i love him. only i am allowed to slander him.

#attack on titan #aot #attack on titan final season #snk #shingeki no kyojin #eren yeager #levi ackerman #hange zoe #armin arlert #aot fluff #dash simulator #fake dashboard #aot au #jean kirstein #jean kirschstein #connie springer #sasha braus #aot final season

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simpinberry · 1 year

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¡¡¡Hola!!! Me encanta tu escritura 😍 Me preguntaba si puedo pedir un Bella Ramsey x fem! Reader headcanons donde Bella está celosa, gracias 🤗🤗 Espero que entiendas lo que escribí ya que el inglés no es mi primer idioma

Hello!!! I love your writing 😍 I was wondering if I can order a Bella Ramsey x fem! Reader headcanons where Bella is jealous, thank you 🤗🤗 I hope you understand what I wrote since English is not my first language

guysss heyyy!! sorry i’ve been gone for so long, life has been a bitch recently but i’m back!! here to feed you some very needed fluffy and spicy bella content. i’m trying out a new style of writing and i had a lot of fun with it. I didn’t proof read it at all so my bad for spelling mistakes teehee i’ll fix it later. love youu<33 have a good day gays<3

picture this: You and Bella just got back from the gym. They surprised you by picking you up from class since they had some free time and “missed you”. They were perfectly normal when they saw you at first, leaning against the door frame and waving over at you. You jump up a little in excitement and tell her your just getting your bag and saying goodbye to your friends. When you got back to them, their energy seemed to have changed and you couldn’t understand what could’ve happened in 2 minutes but you decide to brush it off.

You guys grabbed some dinner and snacks from the grocery store and headed home. Bella was unusually quiet on the drive home, only mumbling the lyrics to a few songs and only asked you about your day once. Strange because she usually goes on and on, asking about little details.

You arrive home and bolt to the kitchen to heat up the food because you are truly starving. That class was hard and you were ready to eat. Bella follows you in, placing herself down on a chair at the dining table, blanking out and staring at the ground. You call for her a few times and they don’t answer. You place down the plates on the table and call her again, this time lifting her head with ur index finger.

She stares up at you with big brown puppy eyes and a stubborn pout on their lips. “What’s up my big baby?” you coo at her. She dodges your touch and lets out a whiny hmm. She’s gonna be stubborn about it, of course she is. Letting out a sigh you place yourself down on her lap, straddling her and bringing your arms around their neck. She finally looks up at you and eagerly pulls you into a long, more intense than usual kiss.

“darlin, you wanna tell me what’s going on?” you say pulling away from the heated kiss.

“Uh, it’s just that em, God this is so dumb. Okayy, yk Jenna? From your boxing classes? It’s just like she’s too friendly with you… Like bro relax she’s mine. She’s just too forward and touchy with you, i saw the way they looked at u when you said goodbye” They let out a groan and cover their face.

“Wait a minute, are you…. jealous?” you ask with a smirk.

“No.”

“Bella.”

“Ughhh, whatever. So what if i’m a little jealous okay? ehhh i mean you’re my girlfriend and she’s gotta learn that,” they pause, taking a deep breath. “I just don’t like it okay….makes me feel bad”.

You notice she’s a lot more upset than you expected and realise she just needs your reassurance. To your surprise she pulls your waist into her and wraps her arms fully around you into a tight hug. They’re so cute when they get like this, you think to yourself.

Pulling away from the hug you immediately attack her face with kisses, making sure to get every inch and not miss a single spot. This sends Bella into a cute fit of giggles. Their laugh is genuine music to your ears and you feel proud you’re able to cheer her up a bit. You finish off by trailing their face with longer, softer and delicate kisses.

Once you reach her lips you pull them into a long deep kiss. Bella is an emotional kisser and this kiss was no exception.

This unsurprisingly leads to a makeout session. Bella roaming her hands whenever she pleases in a territorial way while you take turns tugging and playing with their hair. Time doesn’t feel real as you both spill soft and sweet moans into each others mouth. Sooner or later you both gotta pull back for some air though. You finish off the kiss by pulling away slowly, biting her lip softly, letting it bounce back into place. Bella rests her forehead on yours, panting a little.

“i love you, a lot. I’m all yours darling,” you speak up. Bella replies with quick soft nods. “plus if it makes you feel any better, i rlly don’t like jenna, she talks too much about herself”

“iiii love u too ig and i’m all yours too or whatever” she jokes, rolling their eyes.

“wait is that why you picked me up today??” Oh boy let the teasing begin.

hehehehehehe i also think that bella would be incredibly immature and funny when she’s jealous. she’s definitely not the angry or mean jealous that’s for sure but she will stomp her feet and act like a 5 year old.

It’s been a rare warm and sunny day and you’re chilling at bellas house after you guys took her dog out on walk. Their bed is placed against the window and there’s a cooling breeze pushing through the white curtains. You’re sitting on bellas bed with your legs crisscrossed, scrolling through your phone. Bella is sprawled out opposite to you, reading off her kindle.

With a loud sigh, her kindle falls onto their chest and looks up at you. You’re practically glued to your phone and she wants you to be glued to her.

“Babbeeee” they say, using her foot to nudge your stomach. Yet, you pay her no mind and continue scrolling through TikTok.

Suddenly, you let out the most uncontrollable laugh ever, throwing ur head back and hitting it against the bed frame. “owwwwww motherfuckerr,” you yell out in pain.

“That’s what u getttt for ignoring me” she teases.

“Pffttt i wasn’t doing that” you reply.

“Blehhh i wasn’t doing that,” they respond, mocking you. “whatever, what was the video?”

“Ha ha, very funny, it’s just a tiktok mar sent me” you say snarking back.

“Oh.”

“Oh?”

“No it’s just that i see, you’re ignoring me for some girl, huh, i see how it is. Clearly you don’t love me anymore.” she pouts, crossing her arms and shaking her head.

“Babe that’s not tru-“ you try to plead your case.

“NOOO IIII SEE HOW IT IS. REALLY. THATS FINE.” They shout in an over exaggerated posh British accent.

At this point, you’re done with their shit and decided to go along with this little bit of theirs. Letting yourself fall forward, you plop down next to bella now levelled with her face. For extra effect you decide to straddle her, placing yourself on top of her.

“oh c’mon now don’t be such a baby” you tease causing them to brush deeply.

“um, uhh don’t be such a baby, don’t you have other bitches you need to be texting rn or something??”

“Isabella may ramsey.”

Her eyes widen at the sudden calling of their full name, knowing you only use it when you’re being stern. She locks your legs together, swiftly swinging their body over yours, pining you down.

“oh is that how we’re play it?”

“yes. yes you jealous baby.”

#bella ramsey #bella ramsey x reader #bella ramsey fluff #bella ramsey gf #bella ramsey head cannon #ellie the last of us #lesbian #lgbtq #nonbinary #wlw #bella ramsey x you #bella ramsey imagines #bella ramsey x y/n #bella ramsey gay #the last of us

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punsmaster69 · 2 months

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9/MAR/20XX

"Uuugh."

frisk groaned as they wiped up a mess of orange juice.

"How did I even manage to miss that badly?"

"We are all a little loopy in the mornings."

"Golly. The cup was RIGHT there... and yet you still missed!"

"Maybe you should leave that to Toriel still, huh?"

flowey laughed at frisk's misery.

"Flowey, be nice."

"...Though, I am more than willing to assist you if you need help, my child."

"I can pour it normally. Just... not right now, apparently."

"like she said - it's mornin' still, and you just woke up. don't beat yourself up over it."

i glance to flowey.

"and don't let any flowers beat you up over it, either."

"I'll say what I want!"

a stern look from toriel.

"....."

he huffs and goes back to picking the cereal out of his marshmallows.

toriel gave this a disapproving look too, but it's a regular occurrence.

she helped frisk pour another glass of orange juice, and they slumped back in their chair, deflated. don't know if i've ever seen a kid look more upset while drinking oj.

"Are you still planning to follow Sans home after you eat?"

they looked at me.

"paps won't be back until around ten."

"I'm good to hang out with you until then."

"alright."

"Flowey, will you be-"

"Staying here."

"I don't want to be around those two nincompoops alone for two hours."

again, an occurrence too regular for her to bother saying anything about anymore. these days, she almost doesn't even notice the insults sometimes. i think everyone else tunes them out a little, too.

——

"...."

"so, are backwards shoes the new thing?"

"..What?"

frisk paused and looked down.

"........"

"How."

they started walking again.

"No wonder they felt weird."

"you wanna stop and fix 'em?"

"I'm gonna take them off at your house anyway, so I'm gonna just deal with it until then."

"well, c'mon - this way. i know a little shortcut."

——

a ball of paper bounces off my skull.

frisk slams their head into the side of the couch, not accounting for the fact that it'd hurt.

"Aggh-"

"careful."

uncrinkling the ball, there was the start of a drawing with scribbles where the legs would be.

i folded the page back up, and they loosely smacked it out of my hand.

the paper smacked them in the face.

". . ."

".....jeez."

"lady luck's got a vendetta against you, huh?"

sitting bolt upright, they shouted.

"Not just that, but I keep messing stuff up - and then having the WORST luck with just about everything else!!"

throwing their arms up in the air...

and immediately hitting my brother on accident, who just entered.

"Oh mY GODDDDD-"

curling forward into a ball.

"welcome home, bro. you're a bit early."

"HELLO..."

looking with concern at the human groaning annoyedly on the couch in front of him.

"...UM."

"IF YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT HITTING ME, WORRY NOT! I AM A-OKAY!!"

"IT TAKES MUCH MORE THAN THAT TO HURT SOMEONE AS STRONG AS I!"

"not just that - their luck's been shot all day."

"And shit."

he sat himself onto the couch and dragged frisk like a stuffed animal to his chest for a hug.

"HAVE NO WORRIES - THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS HERE TO BALANCE YOUR POOR LUCK OUT WITH MY OWN INCREDIBLE LUCKINESS!!"

"AND NOW THAT I'M HERE... WHAT ACTIVITIES SHALL WE DO, HUMAN?!"

".....Can we just sit here?"

"WH-"

"sounds good to me."

"WAIT, WHY??"

"Nothing bad can happen if I do nothing at all."

"sound logic."

"NO, IT ISN'T! NOTHING GOOD CAN HAPPEN, EITHER!!"

"If you're here, that's good. That happened and I didn't do anything to cause it."

"WELL, YES. BUT THAT WAS INEVITABLE. I WAS ALWAYS TO COME HOME AND HANG OUT - AS ALREADY PLANNED."

"And I wanna hang out by doing nothing."

"......"

"we could at least put on a movie."

"...."

"DOES THAT SOUND NICE, FRISK?"

"...Yeah."

"and i'm pretty sure we've got popcorn still."

"we'll do a movie night."

"IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER FOR SURE!"

——

they dumped the bowl of blackened kernels into the trashcan.

they sighed defeatedly.

"..W-WELL. THAT'S OKAY! WE'LL JUST MAKE YOU ANOTHER BAG."

he opened the cabinet and grabbed the popcorn box, reaching in and... patting the empty inside.

"......."

𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘮.

frisk pounded their head against the sink door. i put my hand between the door and their forehead to lessen the impact of the blows.

my brother gently pulls them away from the door by the shoulders, turning them around.

"NOW, NOW. THIS IS OKAY, TOO!"

"WE STILL HAVE-"

"me and undyne split the last of the chips the other day."

"...WE CAN STILL STOP BY THE STORE AND GET YOU A SNACK THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE ANY PREPARATION!"

"here, i know a shortcut."

"Another?"

"yep."

"COME ALONG!"

——

exhaling every bit of air they had, frisk looks between the cash on the counter, and the total on the screen - thirty cents short.

quickly appearing beside them, papyrus moves all their cash back into their bag (slipping an extra ten in) and pats frisk's head as he hands it back.

"DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, FRISK. I WAS GOING TO PAY ANYWAY!"

the way they looked at the machine, you'd think it was about to reject papyrus' card or blow up or something.

it didn't. he quickly waved goodbye to the cashier as he scooped up frisk's items into a bag himself. he passes it to frisk, and they take his hand. with the other, he grabs onto my hand.

"MAYBE WE CAN WALK! FRESH AIR SHOULD DO EVERYONE SOME GOOD."

halfway down the sidewalk, a branch catches frisk's bag. the bag tears; their chips and candy fall to the floor - sweet tea rolling away.

i stop it with my foot, picking the other items up as well.

"i'll pack 'em. no problem."

taking the torn bag and shoving it into my pocket, we continue walking.

a bit further on, papyrus spots a puddle on the side of the road. spontaneously grabbing frisk and lifting them up, a car speeds past and sprays him with water - i just barely get out of the way.

frisk remains unsoaked, thanks to my brother's quick thinking.

"...WHEN DID IT RAIN?"

"sometime last night."

"AH. I SEE."

"Thank you Papyrus. I'm sorry."

"DON'T BE! IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT."

"maybe we take a shortcut after all."

——

the rest of the day, papyrus is extremely diligent in making sure nothing else happens to frisk. in the end he secretly seems thankful for the doing-nothing choice.

it really is easier to keep someone out of bad luck's way when they're sitting still.

papyrus makes tomato soup for dinner, deciding nothing can go wrong with that. to be absolutely certain, he cools it to nearly room temp before serving any to them. when frisk almost spills it, he hands them a straw.

"...isn't that a bit much?"

"It's fine. Not like I haven't used one for soup before."

"CERTAINLY NO WAY TO SPILL IT WITH A STRAW."

succeeding again, he messages tori to say he'll keep them just until bedtime.

"YOU NEED A BAD-LUCK COUNTERBALANCE LIKE ME AROUND TODAY."

frisk nods in silent agreement.

both me and frisk are impressed at his ability to navigate around unlucky situations throughout the night, but i suppose he 𝗵𝗮𝘀 been dealing with 𝘮𝘦 forever. avoiding messes is basically a special skill of his at this point.

when it was time for frisk to go home, paps was still pretty worried and accompanied them all the way home - apparently even going as far as to tuck them in himself, according to toriel.

#undertale #journal #sans #frisk #toriel #flowey #papyrus #sans and papyrus #sans and flowey #sans and frisk #frisk and sans #papyrus and frisk #papyrus and sans

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boxfullaturtles · 10 months

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For the fake title ask game: "Laughing through your crocodile tears" (I'm picking random song lyrics lol)

Okay this one gave me some trouble.

Initially was thinking post-movie or post-S2 finale. Everyone saying they're fine, making excuses for odd behaviors, smiling and pretending everything's all right and they can go back to normal. But eventually the cracks start to show and it's just a matter of who falls apart first.

But then I had a really mean idea. Time to throw Leo under the bus again. Sorry Leo. Leo's a liar, right. He lies easily, not out of maliciousness, but more like because he's two steps down from a con artist sometimes. He might not be the most charismatic but he knows how to lay on the bullshit. So opposite of one those "cursed to only tell the truth" tropes. Leo can only answer in LIES. And as these things tend to go, it's not that big of a deal at first. "Leo, do you wanna play some video games?" "With you? No way." "Leo, do you want the last slice of pizza?" "Nah, I'm not hungry." And it's not hard to put together that something's wrong with Leo. Those boys are stupid sometimes but they're not that stupid. "Leo, are you cursed?" "Whhaaattt? Pfff, no! Me? Cursed? I would never be cursed." "Yeah, he's definitely cursed." "Am not! You can't prove it!" "Leo, do you like Jupiter Jim?" "Uhg, no! They're the worst movies ever!" "...bro, you're totally cursed."

It's all funny haha make Leo say stupid stuff. But then it gets...bad. Then it escalates, as these things tend to.

He can't communicate with his team during a fight. Everything he says is a lie, an opposite, a trick. It ends up getting them hurt. He ends up insulting Donnie's tech. Badly. And it's...it's really hurtful. And Donnie logically knows that Leo didn't mean it because it's the curse talking. But...hearing that from his brother? Logical doesn't really hold a candle to hurt feelings. Mikey tries to help and get Leo to talk about how he really feels. And it works. Kind of. Actually it backfires, in a way. Leo ends up screaming his insecurities and self-loathing for everyone to hear.

And then, because what he really wants to do is cry. He laughs instead. Because why not top everything off by his own body betraying him. He wants to run so he stays put. He wants to hide in his shell but he can't move. He's hungry but he can't eat. Tired but he can't sleep. And everything that spills out of him is a lie. And if he tries to lie, tries to do the opposite of what he wants to do, tries to trick the curse into working for him, nothing happens. He's lost complete control of everything that he is. And the lines start to blur. He starts questioning where the curse ends and where Leo begins. Is he still cursed? Is he still lying? What if he's telling the truth now? It's messing with his head and he can't sleep and he's starving and his body aches because he wants to rest, so he just keeps moving, pacing the lair until Raph grabs him and holds him close because Leo's feet have been worn bloody and he's gasping for air and trembling and scared. But he can only laugh and tell them he's fine, he doesn't need help, he'll be fine. They know it's a lie, but he's still saying it with the smarmy grin of his and it's so Leo of him to do that. But it's not Leo.

And now they have to find a way to break the curse before Leo's body completely gives out on him, before the curse ends up killing him.

I don't have a resolution, I just wanna put Leo through the ringer. :) Maybe the Mystic Library has the answer? Find the right book, perform the right ritual, that whole shebang. Maybe they gotta make a deal with Big Mama? But that's a whole other can of worms. Maybe Hypno's got the answer, that would be interesting to play with. There would be a happy ending, of course, I'm not going to let Leo die like that. But it would be a terrifying and harrowing experience for everyone.

#fic title ask game #rottmnt

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quodekash · 10 months

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okay, two things to say here

one: pran's loving stare <33

two: HOW THE HELL IS PAT'S LEG DOING THAT??? HIS FOOT IS POINTING INWARDS

THE ENTIRETY OF HIS LEFT LEG HAS TWISTED AND ROTATED COMPLETELY???

AM I JUST LOOKING AT IT WRONG OR IS PAT A CONTORTIONIST

its entirely possible he's just double jointed. i also have a lot of double joints

buT IM STILL CONFUSED BECAUSE LEGS DO NOT WORK LIKE THAT

WAIT I GOT IT

HIS TOES ARE TUCKED UNDER THE CALF OF HIS OTHER LEG

IM SUCH AN IDIOT

SORRY GUYS, FALSE ALARM

ah shoot i got distracted for an hour watching commentary youtubers

HE SAID THE THING

THE THING THAT THEY ALWAYS SAY

GNERJDKBSGF

IM CLAPPING MY HANDS LIKE A HAPPY TODDLER RN

BUT YOU ALSO SAID THAT

YOU ALSO CANT LIVE WITHOUT HIM

TELL HIM THAT

OMG

DID TIAN FREAKING SPILL THE BEANS ON PAT??? THATS SO FUNNY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

his feet are normal again, dont worry guys

(guys being me. im pretty sure i was the only one freaking out about his foot but i just need a little bit of validation)

IM SOBBING

HE SAID IT

VOIEPSDHBGOVULJRBFGOBUVRPDOUFGVBNREDOUGJBVNEIRUJKDFBGNEVORIFDJLBGNBOIERUJKDFGOBIJKLERDFOIGJLBENRVOIDFJLGBVEOIRFDJLBNGBIOREJLVFDB

KISS YOUR FREAKING BOYFRIEND KISS YOUR FREAKING BOYFRIEND KISS YOUR FREAKING BOYFRIEND

H EL P

IM NOT OKAY

AAAAAAAAAAA

HHHHHHHHSBGHJSDBFX

I THINK IM DYING

THEY MEAN WAY TOO MUCH TO ME

JUST FREAKIN KILL ME ALREADY

HOW DOES ONE DEAL WITH THIS

HOW DO YOU FUNCTION WHEN PATPRAN ARE SO FREAKING PERFECT

bro just looked directly at the camera

THEYRE SUCH HUSBANDS

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

is it love.

okay never mind, it's not love lmao

hell yes

husbands

such husbandly husbands

ERODJFLBHGNKJRDF

THEYRE ALL DOING THE 'I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU' LINE AND ITS KILLING ME, I LOVE IT

ah frick

im just remembering that thing about how heart transplant patients only live up to like 10 years after getting a heart transplant.

and that statistic is for people who listen to their doctors and dont go to a mountain and dont do exercise they should not and dont eat food they should not etc etc, so tian's life expectancy is probably even less than that.

ITS OKAY, LET'S IGNORE SCIENCE, WE'RE IGNORING SCIENCE

HES A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, SCIENCE DOESNT HAVE TO APPLY

NOT TODAY, SATAN

i hate you so much for this jude

why would you send me that tiktok

everyone spam @judebilation with hate for emotionally destroying me and also probably you

(im just kidding i love them too much to be super mad about this, and also FICTION MEANS SCIENCE DOESNT APPLY, WE DONT HAVE TO THINK ABOUT SCIENCE, so to jude: i forgive youuuu)

HE'S READING ITTT

PLEASE THE MUSIC WAS SO DRAMATIC THERE

IM JUST TRYNA EAT MY CHEEZLES MAN BUT I NEARLY CHOKED ON THEM

ITS SO FREAKING FUNNY

HOLY HELL

i finally finished the episode! it only took me (checks watch) 16 and a half hours to do

and if you wanna be nitpicky, technically it took 37 days and 30 minutes to start, and then 16 and a half hours to finish after that

and i still have an entire episode to go, so let's get right to it (after i pee and make a hot chocolate, cos i need emotional support)

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sameheart-sameblood · 2 years

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Missed Connection Ch. 2

Missed Connections Ch. 1

pairing: carmy berzatto x f!reader

summary: carmy talks you into sneaking out of the meeting with the restaurant investors so you can grab dinner with him. the two of you have a talk about why you haven't spoken in a year

words: 3k

warnings: 18+ eventually, minor angst, minor flirting, awkwardness between friends, mentions of an injury, mentions of past trauma, slow burn, me spending way too much time researching Portillo's even though i'm from the midwest and have eaten there many times

a/n: the slow burn continues (god i wish they'd kiss already). sorry this took so long to get up, i was on vacation and then got sick (i forgot normal colds were a thing). thanks for reading!

read on ao3!

The meeting with the investors drags on far longer than you expected, fueled by the free booze and food your head chef is plying them with. Everything is riding on them being kept happy so that their wallets stay open for the construction of your new restaurant location. You understand the importance of showing them a good time but god you’d give anything to be literally anywhere else right now.

Your phone buzzes and you’re about to turn it off when you see the name on the Caller ID. Carmy. The first instinct you have is to assume something is wrong. You excuse yourself from the table and head to the balcony of the hotel restaurant.

“Carmy, what’s the matter?”

There’s a pause on the other end and then a small, “Nothing. I just wanted to see how the meeting went.”

You sigh in relief. “It’s still fucking going.”

Carmy whistles in disbelief, “Jesus, that’s rough. How you holding up?”

Not well. But Carmy already knows that. He’s seen you handle the most intense pressures as a chef in the best kitchens in the world. But the minute you’re put in a high stress situation outside of the kitchen, you shut down. Cooking, you understand. People…not so much.

“There’s a balcony here that I’m thinking of leaping off of if these tech bros don’t get sick of the sound of their own voices soon.”

Carmy chuckles sympathetically, “Heard.”

Leaning against the stone guard rail, you admire the skyline of the city. The sight paired with Carmy’s warm voice makes your shoulders relax, maybe for the first time all night.

“Wanna grab dinner with me in a bit?”

“Carm, I’m at dinner already.”

“Yeah, but did you actually eat anything?”

He’s got you there. You’ve barely touched your meal, appetite lost at the prospect of spending the evening with the investors.

“How will I get away?”

“Remember that time we got out of Chef Renaud’s knife skills class?”

“I’m not committing arson again, Carmen.”

You hear the smile in his voice as he scolds you. “That wasn’t arson! It was just a little…distraction.”

The memory of your youthful indiscretion comes rushing back, making you feel a bit giddy. You want to walk out of this meeting right now, investors be damned. But the professional side of you wins. You’ll find a proper way of leaving so no one’s feelings get hurt.

“Fine. Meet you at Portillo’s? Half an hour?”

“Ontario Street?”

“Where else?” you smile.

“See you there, Rose.”

******

Getting out of the meeting proves easy. Most of the investors are so drunk they barely register your lame excuse of a “sick friend who needs you right away.” You make sure their tab stays open for two more rounds, which should get them through til the restaurant closes.

It crosses your mind that you should probably change out of your cocktail dress and heels but the clock is telling you you’ve only got fifteen minutes til you’re supposed to meet Carmy. Fuck it.

You wrap your coat tightly around you as you make your way to the L train. Thankfully, at this time of night there’s no delay and you make it to Portillo’s with a few minutes to spare.

Even being early yourself, you see Carmy waiting outside, hands buried deep in his pockets to keep warm. His breath comes out in puffs against the cold air as he looks up and down the street. He finally catches sight of you and smiles, clocking your outfit.

“Didn’t realize there was a dress code for hot dogs.”

You give him a playful shove as you push past him into the shop. “Shut up.”

“You’re mean when you’re hungry,” he chuckles as he follows you inside.

******

Despite the chill of the fall air, you take your food and wander down to the waterfront. Carmy protests as you pull him towards the beach, gesturing at your outfit. You appreciate his thoughtfulness but the desire to be near the water outweighs your fear of getting your dress sandy.

The two of you plop down in the sand as you get to work on your hot dogs and cheese fries. You sigh happily, finally feeling the stress of the day starting to wear off. Carmy sneaks a peek at you, the awkwardness of you two being together after so long having crept back in.

“Feeling better?”

You nod, stealing one of his fries as you look out at the dark lake in front of you. “Portillo’s cures all.”

Carmy nods as he pulls out a piece of chocolate cake he’d managed to keep hidden. Your eyes light up as you make grabby hands for it. He laughs as he relinquishes it to you and you dig in.

“So, the meeting? It went well?”

Not even the taste of cake can keep the bitterness out of your mouth but you put on a forced smile. “Yeah. Everything should be all set to go. Hoping to have doors open in four months, five tops.”

Carmy stares at you as you try and avoid his gaze. Finally, you give in. “What?”

He shrugs, “I may not have seen you for a year but I can still tell when you’re lying.”

You instantly want to push back and deny it. The anger that bubbles up inside you is strong. You’re mad at Carmy for seemingly ignoring you for the last 12 months but mostly you’re upset because he’s right.

“You think you’re so smart, huh? What do you want me to say?” you glare at him.

When he doesn’t respond, you continue, all of your dark inner thoughts simmering to the surface. “You want me to say that it’s a mistake that we partnered with these investors who have no restaurant experience? Who have no regard for the integrity of the food we’ll be serving? Because what’s the point, Carmen, I’m not the executive chef or the owner. I’m not Liam. Up until a few months ago I was still a sous. I’m just a cog who has no choice but to smile and go along with it.”

You expect your friend to look at you with pity but all you see is sympathy. “You’re not a cog, Rosy. You’re an exceptionally talented chef who never gives herself enough credit.”

The feeling of sudden tears sting your eyes but you blink them back. Carmy looks back towards the water as he continues, giving you a moment to gain back your composure, “This line of work, it can feel so fucked sometimes. You wanna be creative but it can feel like there’s always someone there trying to stifle you. You just have to find a way to fight through all the bullshit.”

He turns to you again, eyes big and sparkling. You realize you can’t stay mad at him. Not when he’s looking at you so sincerely.

“You’re right. I guess I’m just feeling a little sorry for myself.”

Carmy nods, knowing that feeling all too well. You take a breath, ready to broach the real source of tension between you.

“It’s just been really hard without you, Carmy.”

He nods as the two of you rest your eyes on the horizon, too scared to look at each other.

Carmy rubs his forehead. “I’m sorry. I was going through my own shit. Even before Michael…”

He tenses at the mention of his brother, like he didn’t mean to let his name slip out. “Even before that, I was a terrible friend. I should have told you what was bothering me instead of shutting you out.”

The slight waver of his voice brings your eyes back to him. “You can tell me now. No time like the present.”

Carmy can’t help but quirk his lips in a reluctant smile at the innocent lilt of your voice. “When you got the CDC job at Tanto’s I was so proud of you.”

“But?”

He hesitates, “But I didn’t want you to take the job. I’d worked with Liam before and the guy is an asshole. He’s all ego and pomp, with nothing to back it up.”

“…so like 95% of the chefs out there?” you nudge him playfully, trying to break some of the tension.

Carmy’s face reddens, eyes steely. “I’m serious. He’s ruined more than one chef’s career purely for the fun of it. You must have heard about his reputation.”

Of course you had. But you had no direct connections to the chefs who had claimed foul against Liam. You had wanted the job at his restaurant more than you feared the rumors of his reputation.

You nod slowly, “Every chef has heard of his antics. He’s a hard guy to work for, I’m not going to lie. But he’s helped me step up my game. I owe him a lot for that.”

Carmy searches your eyes for the slightest weakness in your armor you’ve placed around your own ego. When he finds none, he backs down. He chooses to take you at your word and be glad Liam hasn’t completely broken your spirit yet.

“I just need you to promise me that if the situation ever changes with him that you’ll tell me.”

Your first instinct is to bristle at Carmy’s belief that you need his protection from another man. But that passes quickly as you remember who you’re dealing with. Ever since you’ve met Carmen, he’s been a bit of a boy scout, sticking up for others even when it means he takes a hit. It’s one of the things that set him apart from all of your other classmates. It’s what made you friends.

Patting his thigh, you smile, “You got it, boss. If Liam ever crosses me, I promise to let you rough him up.”

After the tension of that conversation passes, you and Carmy fall back into your old ways. You ramble on and on about anything you can think of. After all, you have a year’s worth of conversation topics to work through.

Carmy tells you about new recipes he’s tried, which ones failed and which ones he loved and saved to give to you. You recount all the reality cooking shows the two of you use to watch religiously together, commiserating over the contestants that left too soon and the annoying ones that you hated but made for excellent television.

You ask Carmy how he’s been. Not his career, not his professional self. Him. Not used to talking too much about his emotions, you see the gears in his head grinding, trying to find a way out of talking about it. But he powers through and answers honestly and plainly. “It’s been fucking hard.”

The details of Michael leaving the restaurant to Carmy spill out. Your friend explains how confused he was by his brother leaving him the very same establishment he refused to let Carmy work at in the first place. You hear about the difficulty getting the staff to trust him. He tells you about his vision for what the place could be, if only the rest of his chefs would play along.

You try to be optimistic, for his sake, “I met them all. They seem passionate. It’s always hard for a new chef to come in. They need to push back and see how you react. As scary as it is for you to come in their kitchen, it’s even scarier for them to have you, this renowned chef, waltz in and throw a wrench in their groove.”

“I guess you’re right. I wasn’t thinking about it from their perspective.”

Offering the last of the now cold fries to Carmy, you think back on the chefs you met. “At least your sous seemed like she knew how you like back of house run. Maybe she can help you reach out to the staff.”

Carmy laughs hollowly. “Sydney? She’s great but…”

He pushes the fries back towards you and you accept too quickly, stuffing them in your mouth. You nod at him to continue as you chew.

“…but she looks up to me.”

The laugh that sneaks out of you nearly cause you to choke on the congealed fries. “Carm, that’s a good thing.”

He pats you on the back, helping you catch your breath. “It would be if I had something to offer.”

“Carmen Berzatto!” you yell, drawing the attention of some passersby. Lowering your voice slightly, you hold eye contact with him. “Do you not realize you’re one of the most talented chefs out there? And I know you never believed me when I told you but you can’t ignore all the awards you’ve won, all the accolades.”

He’s never been comfortable with the attention placed on him by critics. Carmy shrugs, “It’s all bullshit. Write-ups in Gastronomica and Food & Wine don’t matter.”

You think for a moment. “What about Eater?”

You try and maintain a serious expression but can’t help but to burst into laughter at his look of unimpressed judgement. He shakes his head, smiling in spite of himself. “Asshole,” he chuckles at you, but the way he says it is filled with affection.

As your laughs die down, you get serious again. “Look, like it or not, you’re fucking talented. People look up to you. You’re not gonna fuck up Sydney or her career. I should know. I hate to admit it but you helping me through culinary school is the only thing that got me to graduate.”

He smirks at the memory but tries to look humble. “I don’t know if that’s entirely true.”

“Take the compliment, jerk.”

Your words seem to have gotten through to him. “I’ll try my best with her. You know, she does remind me a lot of you. Except she’s not as violent.”

You open your mouth in amused shock, “When have I ever been violent?”

“This from the woman who literally stabbed me.”

You know exactly what he’s talking about. In your final year of culinary school, you and the other hopeful chefs were placed in the school’s restaurant. This was where you would get your real world experience of being in a fully functioning kitchen.

It was run by a lunatic, Chef Boudin, who took pleasure in berating everyone for the slightest mistake. It was said the stress would make you better cooks. In reality, it just made you all fucking on edge 24/7.

One extremely hectic night, you’d been assigned the position of Chef de Partie. Your work, apparently was not up to snuff. Chef Boudin had called the presentation of the dish you had just sent out “an abomination that would shame your ancestors and future children alike.”

After he’d insulted you for another few minutes, you’d put your head down and gotten back to work. Carmy had risked sneaking up to you to make sure you were alright. “That guy’s a fucking asshole. You handled it like a pro, though. You ok?”

Without looking up, you’d said you were fine. But…you had gestured a little too emphatically with your paring knife and had caught Carmy’s left hand. It hadn’t been extremely deep but it had left a scar. You had felt awful about it but you remembered Carmy laughing it off, blood slowly seeping through the kitchen towel he’d used to wrap around the injury. Of course, he hadn’t even stopped to go get it looked at.

The memory makes Carmy smile but it makes your stomach twist, the recollection of the stressful class bringing back some long repressed PTSD. You shake it off, offering him a nonchalant grin. “Had to knock you down a peg. It’s my job as your best friend. Besides, it was only a scratch. I don’t see why you needed to cover it up”

Carmy raises his hand to inspect the old injury. He thumbs the site, now covered by the tattoo of a rose. A rose for you.

You both study it and you take his hand gently to inspect it for yourself. Underneath the black ink you can just make out the line of the scar. No one else would know it was there except the two of you.

Lost in the memory, you continue to grasp his hand. Carmy’s eyes go from the tattoo to your face, taking you in like he’s making up for all the lost time between you this past year. He lets you keep hold of him as he timidly interrupts the silence. “Maybe I just wanted a permanent reminder of you.”

Your stomach flips again, but this time it’s not anxiety. It’s the butterflies you’ve often gotten being close to him. It’s the realization you’ve pushed down time and time again that your feelings for Carmy might not be so platonic.

Once again, you’re too chicken to look at him, letting go of his hand as you re-establish your personal space. “I mean, the scar is pretty permanent, Carm.”

Carmy smiles, maybe a little sadly as you try and use humor to deflect. “Ok, I wanted a more artistic reminder, Rosy. Screw a guy for trying to be sentimental.” He’s not mad, the smile clear in the way he chides you.

“Well, to make it fair, you can stab me so I can get a tattoo in your honor.”

Carmy sticks out his hand and you shake on it, the two of you giggling at the absurdity of it all. As you clean up your trash and trudge through the sand back to the sidewalk, your mind wanders.

You were one of the few chefs you knew without any ink adorning your body. When questioned about it, you had always explained, rather sheepishly, you didn’t know what you loved enough to be permanently scarred on your flesh.

As you walk side by side with Carmy, shoulders brushing comfortingly together and laughs coming out in smoky puffs of cold air, you realize maybe you weren’t being quite honest with yourself. Maybe there is one thing - one person - you wouldn’t mind carrying around with you for forever.

******

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authorofthemoon · 10 days

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Alright I wanna catalogue all my thoughts on Persona 3 Reload but it's gonna start with an info dump. I rescued Fuuka and about halfway though the revenge website arc. So first done teammate thoughts.

I think the protagonist is pretty boring I just feels like he's less present than Yu and Ren. All his answers are either boring, polite, or really mean. Not a lot of opportunities to be a silly goose at least so far. I get the feeling he's meant to be a little emo and possibly apathetic to others due to the game's themes.

Junpei is cool, really silly goofy guy. Sucks he falls victim to Persona idiot guy syndrome and is kinda treated poorly by everyone and is kinda perverted. It's not insane but it's their.

Honestly love Takebe so much. She is such a normal person and it's so refreshing. And I mean normal normal like she is trying her fucking best even though she's kinda lame (affectionate) at times. Like the Ace Defective line made me laugh solely because of her pause beforehand like she tried so hard. And her random beef with Kirijo is so good. It's probably explained later but day one she did not get a good vibe from her and is constantly like 'Idk she gives me the ick' is so funny to me.

Speaking of Kirijo. Love her. Queen shit. Mother. Actual group mom. She's trying her best and again she's so funny. Her thinking that someone broke into Junpei's room when he's simply a slob is peak to me. She is THE Empress.

Akihiko. We love a good gym bro himbo. Him and Shinji have messy exes energy. Not much to him yet honestly but I'm excited to know more.

Same with Fuuka she seems really cool. Normal shy girl character but I'm sure we get a lot more depth with her social link.

Speaking of which social link rundown.

Kenji had me questioning my sanity bc why am I so supportive of this guy getting groomed? I can say it's a bad idea to ask out your teacher but I can never be like 'hey, she's a pedo.' I literally have been speed running his link bc I need to know if she's a creep or if he's delusional. I'm at 9 so it seems to be delusional.

I took one look at Odagiri and went 'ah yes, he's a little bit fucked up.' only halfway through so curious where it goes.

Would die for the elderly couple I need to advance their link.

Miyamoto, go to a fucking doctor do you not know how injuries work?

Chihiro I would kill for you. Not that far into her link but her dad can catch these hands.

Maya is cool. Not that engaging of a link tbh.

Hiraga is very cute and sweet so I wanna advance his link I'm only a couple in.

Yuko is cool I'm only at 4 with her. She's funny and quick witted.

I will fucking kill Maiko's parents and adopt her myself. I'm only at 5. The moment I saw she was hanged arcana I was worried for her.

Pharos is cool idk how to advance his link I assume it'd natural.

Haven't done much with Bebe. Will at some point.

I just started the monk. He's interesting.

Suemitsu my sweet summer child go to fucking therapy. About halfway through and the tea is piping hot. Bro is literally like eating himself to death or something. I do think he's very sweet though.

That's about it loving the game despite a few nitpicks bc it's Atlus and my grudge against then is eternal.

#persona 3 reload #persona 3 #p3 reload #mitsuru kirijo #akihiko sanada #yukari takeba #junpei iori #fuuka yamagishi #kenji tomochika #hidetoshi odagiri #kazushi miyamoto #chihiro fushimi #maiko oohashi #nozomi suemitsu

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mochiswifey · 2 years

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DAMN, YOU’RE SUCH A!

BONTEN X ASSASSIN

Why did you start working for them? Oh… yeah. Money. You want money. Lots of money.

GENRE: Crack

“M-mommy….”

“EW! GET THE FUCK OFF!” You yelled as you try to push the drunk Haruchiyo away from you.

This wasn’t the first time he got wasted. But it is the first time he clung to your legs smearing his snot all over your sweat pants.

“Do I look like fucking mommy to you?”

“M-mommy!” He started crying like a toddler and gosh. It made you want to puke!

“SOMEBODY! CALL ANIMAL FUCKIN’ CONTROL!” Your yell echoed through the hallway but no one came to your rescue.

“MOM! I WANT-“

“F-FUCK OFF!” You screamed as soon as he started to run his face up and down to your legs.

“M-“

You had enough and grabbed his hair smashing his head to the wall instantly knocking him out.

“Fucking weirdo.”

You sighed before heading towards the meeting room.

There Takeomi and Kokonoi were waiting for you.

“Where’s Sanzu-“

“You gotta take him to church or like bring an exorcist here ‘cause that man? That grown ass man? Is not normal.” You pointed at them fury visible on your face.

“Tell us something we don’t know.” Kokonoi laughs as he typed on his MacBook.

“Here.” You took your sweatpants off leaving you with just your spandex, it immediately made the two uncomfortable.

“H-hey you’re not here to fuck us-“

“Takeomi, there’s no way I’m gonna fuck your old ass.” You glared at him before throwing your sweatpants at them.

“Haru smeared his goddamn snot all over it. I’d like you to buy me a new one to compensate for your little bro’s bull fuckin’ fuckery.”

Takeomi stared at the wet spot on your sweatpants and immediately got disgusted throwing it far from them.

“I-uh I’ll have it deliver on your apartment.” He says apologetically.

“Thank you.” You sighed.

“Enough of that. Mikey wants to know if you killed the rival-“

“Job is done, no evidence. Now give me-“

“WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE!?” Ran and Rindou enters the meeting room and you immediately rolled your eyes.

“Ola, baby girl.” Ran greets you with a borderline racist Spanish accent making you roll your eyes and as you thought his eyes immediately landed on your exposed legs.

“Damn! You lookin’ like a fine snack!” He says as his lazy mischievous eyes examines every inch of your exposed legs.

“Mind if we take a bite?” Rindou says as he hugs his brother from the back.

“Mind if I crush both of your empty skulls?” You replied and they immediately stepped away from you.

“Where’s my money?” You returned your attention to Kokonoi.

“I’ll send it to you.” He replies and you simply nodded leaving the meeting room glad that you’re day with them is over.

But not even a minute later you encounter Kakucho.

He’s not bad but you don’t fancy him either.

“Hey. Had a bad day?” He asked as he notice the frown on your face.

“Hey wanna have a broken nose?!” You smiled sarcastically as you passed by him.

Kakucho sighed realizing he failed again. He’s been wanting to ask you out but every single time you just ignore or roast him.

“Okay. No Haruchiyo no Haitanis, we’re fine. It’s over.”

“Oi.” You turn to your left to see Mikey and Kanji AKA “Mochi”.

They just returned from whatever atrocity they were doing and you were unlucky enough to encounter them before you leave.

“What’s up…….. boss.” You unenthusiastically greets them.

“Buy me-“

You rolled your eyes and pulled up the Taiyaki you bought for yourself. You were planning on eating it after work but now…. You have to give it to Mikey.

“You didn’t poison this did you?” You rolled your eyes and took a bite of it.

You chewed it and swallowed it hard before opening your mouth showing Mikey that you didn’t poison his food.The food you were supposed to enjoy.

“K.” He says before walking away without gratitude.

“You’re very welcome!” You yelled but like always got ignored.

“Why are you not wearing pants?” Kanji asked you.

“Kanji why are your eyebrows like that?”

“First of, they’re natural. Second, don’t call me Kanji. No one fucking calls me that.” You stared at the enormous man in front of you before cracking up.

“You’ve got me fucked up! If you- *exhales* if you fucking think I’ll call you Mochi.”

“That’s what everybody calls me.”

“Bro, you’re practically a blond Bigfoot and you want me to call you Mochi? Shit. I rather touch a fish eye than to call you Mochi.” You roasted him before patting his chest and turning around to leave the shocked man.

“You’re a fucking asshole.”

“I’ll give a shit when pigs started giving birth to dolphins.”

“You’re a fucking dumbass!” He yells but you simply ignored him heading to your merry way.

In other words, away from the Bonten’s HQ.

….

Thank you for reading. Plagiarism is a crime.

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