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blueskyscribe · 2 years
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guys Hasbro is making toys that transform from d20s to D&D monsters
guys
they're more than meets the die
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devouringyourson · 2 years
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walking round york i was so confused why everyone was queueing for the york ghost merchants but omg now i understand
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kentosbabes · 1 year
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First time having shower sex
With: Eren Yeager, Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein, Reiner Braun
*very smutty
Eren
What started as an innocent shower quickly became a steamy makeout session. His hands at your waist and your hands getting lost in his hair as your lips are attached in a slow, sloppy, passionate kiss. You can feel his hard against your stomach as his tongue explores you fully. Although you and Eren had been a little experimental when it comes to sex you were yet to have shower sex, so when Eren came home after practice and asked you to join him 'to save water' you were more than happy to comply.
The tension only grows as he pushes you up against the wall bringing his leg right in between yours, causing you to grind your hips against him. Your lips never parting 'You gunna let me fuck right here ma?' his lips now meeting with your neck. with a nod of your head, he's turning you around and entering you from behind his thrust speeding up at the sight of the hot water dripping down your arched back making him impossibly harder.
Once he's finished inside you watching both your juices drip down your legs, mixing with the water, he's leaning over your frame whispering 'lets do this more often baby'.
Armin
After teasing him about him having a sex dream and whispering your name in his sleep, Armin gives in and tells you what the dream was about. Your cheeks heating up as he tells you about how you were pushed up against the wall of his shower as he thrusts slow strokes inside of you.
So after a week or so, you decide to surprise him when he's taking a shower. The first thing he notices is your hands wrapping around his waist as your boobs pushed up against him, the feeling going straight down to his dick already. You spin him around looking up at him with an innocent smile before leaning up to kiss him. Armin is quick to catch onto what you're doing and gently pushes you up against the wall as you deepen the kiss. Your hands now running through his wet blonde hair as he reaches down and lifts up your left leg to his hip. 'You okay with this baby we don't have to' he whispers in your ear making sure 'min please, I need you' Your pleas turning him on more as he lets out a groan before pushing himself into you. His thrusts are soft but deep as he plays with your clit with one hand and the other holding you in place. 'I should've told you about my dream earlier'.
Jean
Jean doesn't even try to play it off to you, asking you as soon as the thought crosses his mind. 'Pretty girl wanna join me for a shower' he says a smirk plastered on his face as he pulls you into the bathroom as you nod knowing where this is going. and once you're in the shower he's wasting no time after a few pecks he's bending down placing one leg over his shoulder as he licks up and down your folds before sucking on your clit. Your hands nestled in his wet hair as his auburn eyes pierce into yours taking in the sight before him. when he's satisfied with your overstimulation he's tuning you around and fucking you from behind.
His thrusts are ruff and hard making sure he hits you cervix each time. one hand grabs onto your neck slightly putting pressure on the sides, the other circling your clit as you let out sweet sounds. 'God your so sexy doll, your made just for me'
Reiner
You're the one to bring up the idea to have shower sex and he's all for it. Before you're even in the shower, his lips are on yours in a passionate kiss making you mewl 'Baby girl just you wait, I'm going to fuck you so good'.
He doesn't even need to ask you to jump, scooping you up with your legs around his waist as he enters the walk-in shower. He loves how big he is compared to you and how easily he can pick you up and man-handle you. He smiles at you as you giggle at his eagerness and run your fingers through your now-wet hair. The sounds you make going straight to his dick and when you let out a soft 'please' he's bottoming out in you lowering you down on him. He has one hand under you guiding you up and down on his dick, his other gripping your waist hard. Your hands scratch at his back as he begins fucking hard into you causing your head to throw back at the pleasure. When he feels you pulse around him and knows his own high is not far, hes bringing your hand to his and holding it over the place in your stomach where you can feel him. 'you feel me, baby? So deep in you, should fucked you like this sooner.'
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slut4thebroken · 8 months
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Assorted characters x stalker!reader hcs
For some reason I’ve been obsessed with stalker!reader ideas. Like for any of my current hyperfixation crushes lol. So here are some unofficial head canons I guess
(Jason Todd, Jonathan Crane, Jackson Rippner, Spencer Reid, Stiles Stilinski, Bucky Barnes)
Jason Todd - You met him one day on the street. Some guy was being a dick and not taking no for an answer. When he started yelling, Jason intervened. And you’ve been in love with him ever since. You know that he obviously loves you too, that’s why he was so kind to you that day— that’s why he leaves his blinds open and let’s you watch him change after taking a shower. That’s why he was “careless” enough to let you find out his alter ego. Why else would he have trusted you so much to share that secret with you if he wasn’t in love with you too?
Jonathan Crane - Along the same lines as Jason. But you’re a student in his class. Everyday you sit in the front, your chin resting on your hand as you stare at him, mesmerized by his smooth voice and pretty face. You like the reaction you get when he makes eye contact and you don’t look away— he stumbles over his words and forces his gaze somewhere else while clearing his throat. His day to day life wasn’t particularly exciting, he spent most of his time on campus or at Arkham. But the one night he deviated from his usual schedule, you got all giddy and followed him eagerly. That’s how you found out your professor was the infamous Scarecrow. After learning that, you wondered if he’d ever want to test his fear toxin on you, leaving you a writhing mess for him.
Jackson Rippner - (I actually started a one shot with this plot lmao) You don’t know how a professional terrorist who stalks people for a living didn’t realize you were following him. It’s not like you’re very good at it. But you watched him watch other people, swooning when he became particularly violent on an assignment. You wondered how he’d react when he found out. Would he be flattered— impressed? Would he try to kill you? Or maybe— and this was your preferred option— he’d fuck you instead, making fun of you for being so desperate that you resorted to stalking him. He seemed like the kind of man who would enjoy degrading and humiliating you and you couldn’t wait for when that would finally happen.
Spencer Reid - Your genius professor with an IQ of 187 and three phds was entirely fascinating to you. You read anything and everything about him, including all of the cases he’s worked and any interviews he’s done. Once that wasn’t enough, you started following him around. He was so intriguing and captivating— the way he just ordered a coffee and handed the barista the money had you swooning. The first time you followed him, he had noticed you— made eye contact with you— so you made sure to be more careful. On days where he wasn’t teaching because he was away helping the BAU, you were incredibly bored and almost depressed. You missed seeing him every single day.
Stiles Stilinski - Stalking him was how you found out literally all of his friends secrets. You liked watching him talk animatedly to Scott from across the library, getting scolded by the librarian several times before being asked to leave. You liked watching him by himself, the way he fidgets with anything he can get his hands on and struggles to focus on whatever task he’s trying to complete, it’s endearing. What you didn’t like, however, was how he looks at Lydia. Every single time, you have to physical restrain yourself from walking over and bashing her head in, telling her to back the fuck off and leave him alone. Especially because she usually ends up making him sad. If he were with you, you’d always make him feel loved and appreciated. You wouldn’t act like some spoiled, airheaded tease (not the internalized misogyny lol).
Bucky Barnes - Stalking Bucky was one of the hardest things you’ve ever done. He’s so in tune with his surroundings, knows when there’s a threat before anyone else does. He also knows when he’s being followed. So you resorted to casual stalking— going to the gym when he’s there, sitting in the living room when he’s there, arguing with Sam about what to watch. You also liked watching him through the security cameras in the tower. It wasn’t as good as the real thing, but you could see the true, genuine Bucky. Not the Bucky he pretends to be around everyone else. This was the Bucky who likes romcoms, listens to music, does his best to cook, walks around in just sweatpants, not worrying about having to hide the gruesome scarring on his shoulder at the base of his metal arm— or any other scars for that matter. He has a lot of them and you ached to kiss every single one and tell him that you still think he’s incredibly handsome and pretty.
Part 2 with their reactions when they find out lol?
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releasedfromthedream · 9 months
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the fact that i don't own a copy of every cd in existence is quite upsetting. to be honest
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slopdoughnut · 26 days
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Are you
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Fucking
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Kidding me
Thank you to a school book I was reading, I guess, has anyone else noticed this????
@thedemonastrophel you seeing this???
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theghost0 · 6 months
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Started Call of Duty modern warfare 2 today
Did 33% of the story mode
Guess how many screenshots i took
208
208 SCREENSHOTS
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tsukietenma · 3 months
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LOOK HOW COOL THEY ARE OMRHWJWKWKW
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chainsawmascara · 4 months
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Honestly i just need a masterpost of the most depraved gale hcs on this hellsite.
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mrswarnerxo · 20 days
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i love my mans
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(aaron warner)
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(grayson hawthorne)
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(cyrus of nara)
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eyreemusings · 2 years
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WHAT THE FUCKKKKK
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AZUL HOW COULD YOU
WOOF WOOF ARF ARF GRRR
HOLY SHIT HE IS SO PRETTT
AHHHHHHH
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IDIAAA?!?!?!?
SIR THE HAIR THE SMIRK THE POSE THE CLOTHES THW VIEW HE IS SO FUCKING FINE
AISHJSAIGDJDSLDJDL CURRENTLY FOAMIN IN THE MOUTH
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MALLEUSSS???
HE LOOKS SO DADDY HOLY SHIT
HIS FIRST EVENT SSR DID NOT DISAPPOINT
IM GOIN FESRALLLLL
AHHHHHHH HE IS SO FINE
WTDF IS WITH THIS BOYS AND SMIRKING
THIS EVENT IS THE DEATH OF ME
*faints in simp and disintegrates into dust*
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mothwingedmyths · 1 year
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I decided I in particular need more ms paint reaction images and I don't want to search the dark web for them myself so I made one
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pupyuj · 3 months
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joyuriz brainrot GIVE ME YOUR WORST 👹 either all three or solely yuri, yena, or chaewon IDC JUST FEED ME AND I’LL GIVE BACK 🔥🔥
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inthiswhisper · 7 months
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i need 2024 to be the year of the spn revival news. i’m planting the seed and i’m seeing it to harvest.
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aarons-corner · 8 months
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OG Cobras Headcanons!!
- Johnny was the one who dyed Dutch’s hair. Dutch talked about wanting to go blonde for a bit so Johnny helped him.
- Bobby is the oldest, Jimmy is the second oldest, Johnny is the middle, Dutch is the second youngest, and Tommy is the youngest.
- They each have very different personalities.
- Johnny is sweet, sarcastic in a good way, and also a little bit shy in certain situations.
- Bobby is compassionate and literally THE therapist friend.
- Dutch is antisocial and aggressive, but less of that around his friends.
- Tommy is the class clown that’s actually funny and SUPER sarcastic.
- Jimmy is shy and standoffish, but is also one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet when he does talk.
- Johnny is a huge over-thinker, so is Jimmy.
- Tommy had a cigarette mom.
- Dutch’s mom kicked him out when he was 15, so Johnny and Bobby pulled money together to get him an apartment.
- Jimmy is the only thing stopping the other cobras from losing their minds to Cobra Kai, since he’s such a damn sweetheart.
- They are all amazing cooks and bakers and learned in different ways. Johnny learned from cooking classes Sid forced him to take, but actually enjoyed it. Bobby learned willingly from his mother and really loved it. Dutch had to learn to cook for himself because his mom abandoned him and his dad died in the Vietnam war. Tommy would always cook for his mom ever since he was little. Jimmy was like 4 and he saw his favorite movie character cooking and decided to try it when his mom and dad weren’t home and made a mess of the kitchen. After that his dad taught him how to cook and bake properly.
- Tommy has ADHD.
- Jimmy has social anxiety and went through depression.
- Dutch has PTSD and responds to it with violent and illegal behavior.
- Bobby has problems with overworking himself and gets stressed very easily.
- Johnny has intrusive thoughts and always jumps to conclusions.
- Jimmy comes from the most wealthy family in The Valley, and Johnny’s family is second to them. Therefore Sid doesn’t like Jimmy that much.
- Sid doesn’t like any of Johnny’s friends really but most the time Johnny just says fuck you and hangs out with them anyways.
- Jimmy has HUGE mood swings.
- They all act different when drunk.
- Johnny mind dumps and talks about the most random bullshit ever.
- Bobby can become angry because of bottling his emotions up, but he also rarely gets drunk since he’s the designated driver.
- Dutch gets all giggly and soft.
- Tommy starts becoming a stand up comedian and makes the whole bar laugh.
- Jimmy becomes emotional and cries.
Love languages
Johnny
• Johnny is so protective. He doesn’t have much, he only had Cobra Kai, his friends, and Ali. And then he lost Ali.
• Johnny is huge on physical affection, gift giving, and quality time. He will constantly get his s/o gifts, even if they say no.
• If he doesn’t get constant cuddles, hand holding, or any form of touching from his s/o he will become a nervous wreck and overthink a lot.
• He loves cuddling with his s/o and whispering sweet nothings in their ear.
• Needs constant attention or else he will have a panic attack.
• He gets SO jealous it’s not even funny.
• His favorite names to call his s/o are: Babe, Darling, and Love.
• Claims to be a top, but is actually a huge switch.
Bobby
• Bobby is more laid back. He’ll be a good partner, but also his s/o best friend.
• His love language is physical affection, lots of attention, and acts of service.
• He doesn’t get jealous. No matter what.
• He will always do things for his s/o, like their homework or make them meals.
• Bobby loves it when his s/o brushes his hair, so he usually keeps it a little long and shaggy.
• His favorite names for his s/o: Sweetheart, Hon, and Cutie
• Surprisingly a switch.
Dutch
• Dutch is overprotective and possessive as hell. He constantly needs to know where his s/o is, who they are with, etc.
• His love language is physical affection and acts of service.
• He’ll steal stuff for his s/o since he’s literally a criminal.
• If someone is flirting with his s/o, he will put his arm around his s/o and straight up make out with them right in front of whoever is flirting with them. (That sentence made no sense help)
• He will fight anyone for his s/o. It doesn’t matter if it’s a guy twice his size or someone half his size, he won’t stop until he wins.
• Takes his s/o to parties and they get drunk together.
• He’s not big on nicknames, but he’ll occasionally call his s/o babe.
• Literally the only top in his friendgroup.
Tommy
• Tommy’s love language is acts of service and LOTS of quality time.
• He’ll make his s/o laugh SO MUCH. Bro is the funniest person on earth when he’s around them.
• Cuddling and watching a movie so him.
• He takes his s/o on motorcycle Just so they will cling to him, even though he isn’t big on physical affection.
• Can talk to his s/o about anything for hours. Everyday is a mind dump.
• Plays with his s/o hands before holding them.
• Also a switch, but mostly top.
• Loves the nickname prince/princess for his s/o.
Jimmy
• He talks about his s/o to his stuffed animals or his friends for hours if he isn’t talking to his s/o for hours.
• His love language is quality time and words of affirmation.
• He would try gift giving but his s/o said he didn’t have to do that so he respected what his s/o wanted.
• But he gives amazing gifts on holidays cause his family is rich rich.
• He is legit so shy it’s so cute. (He is bbg. Idc if he’s a male, he is my girlfriend, my bbg, my queen, my princess, my goddess.)
• He has so many hyperfixiations and loves sharing them with his s/o.
• He treats his s/o like a damn god/goddess.
• Too freaking nervous to use nicknames so he’ll just use a shortened version of his s/o name.
• Totally a soft switch. He’ll take either position and be adorable doing it.
Should I do another one of these??
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sosaysdean · 2 years
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something about this photo
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