#i want to wring him out like a towel

[bluerasbunny]

he has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from going outside the daycare

[Image description: Digital art of Sun from Five Nights at Freddy's. He is in the ballpit facing the viewer with his hands raised and slightly outstretched. Several balls are flying up into the air in front and behind him. His usual grin is on his face and half his face is in shadow, with his eyes lit up like LEDs. End ID.]

[credit to dandyworm for the ID! thank you!! /gen]

#FNAF security breach #FNAF sb #FNAF daycare attendant #FNAF dca #the daycare attendant #FNAF sun #FNAF moon #FNAF fanart #i hate him i want to saute him #i want to wring him out like a towel #gonna push him back into that ballpit #also yes i gave him pawpads #so hyped for ruin #grayy art

[killianhemlock]

Assorted ta mo ta sketches

#nopixel timothy butler #nopixel fanart #mlp au #<- thinkin abt making the rest of the grimblos as ponies as wel #sketches #traditional art #my art #gta nopixel #nopixel 4.0 #anthro art #sfw anthro #shidding fardign #apparently Timothy Nopixel has become my muse ew #I want to wring him out like a towel #and pulverize him with my molcajete that I’ve been seasoning #shits gotta be used soon and he’s first #(/aff)

[divingleadboy]

i recently watched opal!! pretty cool tbh

#tw blood #blood #tw #please beware #william afton #fnaf #five nights at freddys #william afton is hot #hes such a hottie #i want to wring him out like a towel #springbonnie #mirror man opal #jack staubers opal #mirror mans a hottie too

[nemkero]

rewatching atla after like 10 years and zuko is so insanely pitiful

#i want to dunk him in water #and wring him out like a towel #zuko... zuko you are so lame... #zukooo.... zukoooooo.... #(he is so me) #get off of my SCREEN #will def draw more atla btw #learning how to draw the gaang rn #atla #avatar the last airbender #avatar #zuko #atla zuko #atla fanart #atla art

[ratkiddoo]

this pathetic man has *so* much trauma

#my art #artists on tumblr #fanart #one piece #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #I dunno how to tag but i tried smth new with this one! #i went for something different initially but decided to simplify and liked the result #so ya #he’s so pathetic i want to wring him out n hang him out to dry outside #like a wet towel #yeah #oh also this was supposed to be timeskip sanji but i for thr life of me cannot draw his stupid fucking stache #patchy ass upper life hairs

[jonsrightrib]

say what you will about Percy de Rolo but I for one am glad that the narrative wants to put him in an industrial meat grinder just as much as I do

#gotta love when your blorbo is also the narrative’s blorbo #of course he kills his future wife like a day after being called out on desperately reaching for redemption #I want to wring him out like a tea towel #percy de rolo #legend of vox machina #lovm spoilers #blorbo #tlovm #cr #critical role #vox machina

[comraderoscoes]

#interesting how it is not the guy who is staying who is doing the experiments #do u not trust his feedback? do u not want to build the car around him? #do u want to wring all the expertise out of lewis like a wet towel before he leaves even tho u wouldn’t remunerate him properly? #i thought u had someone who was ready to step up and lead the team… where’s the leading

[solradguy]

One last thing before I go to bed:

Sol's still mad (win quote against Asuka)

#textpost #It makes sense that *maybe* eventually he'd forgive Asuka but it felt rushed with how it was done in the story mode #Like Asuka takes the FoC back and they're instantly besties again?? lol #So I'm glad Sol's still mad about it and I hope we get a story later where they both talk it out in depth #And THEN it's decided whether or not Sol wants to forgive him #With all that happened a best case scenario is that Sol agrees not to wring Asuka like a dish towel haha #But GG likes throwing curve balls so I guess we'll just have to wait and see if they come back to it

[seagull-scribbles]

Somebody hang this soaked sock up to dry

#sth #kit the fennec #kitsunami the fennec #I love him so much #but I want to wring him out like a towel #sketch #doodle

[lovesgoneinsane]

this is my girlfriend ❤️

#i want to put him in my mouth #crunch him like a chip #wring him out like a towel #put him in a box and ship him to madagascar #frank iero #my chemical romance #mcr

[v-iv-rusty]

did fs intend to make micolash's fight as objectively funny as it is

#misc.txt #'aAaOOoOOOUUUhHHOooOuOOOOoH' #and its not just the fact that you're playing the worlds worst game of tag #its the way he stops. and BAITS you. only at the last second (with perfect comedic timing) to just be like 'teehee :]' and then bolt #he doesn't even care that I'm pumping quicksilver bullets into his back every single time he's in range it does not matter #another character to put in the 'pathetic fictional men I want to crumple up and wring out like a wet paper towel' box I guess #I don't understand I want to bite him and violently shake him around like a squeaky toy. it's like cuteness aggression but for sad wet guys

[bluerasbunny]

well boys. its time for me to be cringe but free

#first dsmp post lets GOOOOOOOOO #dsmp #dsmp fanart #dream smp fanart #dream smp #c!dream #dsmp dream #dsmp art #dream fanart #he's my favorite dsmp character i love him i want to wring him out like the pathetic wet towel he is /pos #have you ever seen a more pathetic man. /pos #my design for him is a shapeshifter!! primarily in a sheep hybrid form though!! #i might be cringe but i am free #grayy art

[kivyvimes]

#sanji fanart #black leg sanji #op sanji #sanji #one piece #one piece sanji #loser #i want to wring him out like a wet towel

[chiisana-lion]

first time i was exposed to shu itsuki i thought he was kind of ugly. hes my ugly bingus looking thing now tho

#i want to throw him into a wall and wring him out like a wet towel. hate this guy hes my 3rd favorite character

[hairmetal666]

He hates Steve Harrington, everything about him. His stupid, upbeat pop music. His tall fucking hair. His annoyingly bright clothes. His bullshit German luxury car.

Eddie hates that Steve's a good guy. Hates that he carried Eddie's broken and dying body out of hell. Hates that the kids love him how they do. Hates that he and Robin Buckley are the kind of best friends who might as well be siblings. Hates the way that Jonathan is back and Nancy is happy, and Steve has no resentment about any of it. Hates that he'll never, for as long as he lives, forget about six kids and a Winnebago.

And he hates, more than anything of all, the way he's always finding himself in Steve's bed. The way he falls apart when Steve is deep inside, the way he begs for more, pleads for Steve to wreck him. The way Steve treats him so good that it makes him sob.

Eddie hates himself for not being able to stop. For wanting Steve so much that sometimes he feels it as a visceral ache in the back of his molars. He hates himself for how little fight his dumb traitor heart puts into not being astronomically down bad in love with the guy immediately.

And none of this is supposed to flow from his brain to his tongue to out of his mouth, but Steve fucks him so good and slow--gives him the most mind-blowing orgasm of his life--that it all just slips out of the safe confines of his mind.

"I fucking hate you," he says. Or pants, more like, he's all flushed and sweaty and covered in come, not yet settled back to himself.

"W-what?" Steve stutters. He's standing at the edge of the bed, damp towel clenched in his fist.

True, full consciousness strikes then and he doesn't know what else to say. Steve's big eyes are wide and sad, and Eddie's brain is screaming at him to fix it, and isn't that just another thing that he hates?

"Steve. Like. Fucking look at yourself, man." He waves his hand up Harrington's perfect body. "You're the most beautiful fucking thing in the universe. And you--you embody like every fucking thing I'm supposed to hate with your money and your athletic ability, and your whole goddamn clean-cut All-American boy next door bullshit. And I--I keep ending up here when everything in me says to run away, that this--you--are too good to be fucking true."

And Steve, he's pinching the bridge of his nose, looking more than anything like he's trying not to burst into tears and this--this cannot be borne.

"I love you so fucking much." His voice cracks and he reaches out to circle his fingers around Steve's wrist, the one holding the towel. "I love you so much and I don't deserve even a second of it. Not a minute. Because you're Steve Harrington, you're--"

Steve presses his hand (he hates the the wide palms and long fingers, how they're perfect, how they hold him and comfort him and wring out pleasure again and again like it's nothing, like Steve's hands were made for making Eddie come) over Eddie's mouth. "Shut-up, Munson," he says.

"I fucking hate you too." There's ease in the way he says it, a lightness in his eyes. "I hate that you don't use conditioner. I hate that your van makes that turkey gobble sound every time you turn a corner, and you refuse to let me look at it. I hate how loud you play your music, how it makes my fucking skin shake. I hate when you forget to take the damn chains off your jeans when you put them in the wash."

Steve climbs into bed, straddling him, towel long forgotten. "You know what else I fucking hate, Eddie?" He leans down, ghosting his lips against the tip of Eddie's nose, skimming his mouth. "I hate that I've never loved anyone like I love you. I hate that I almost fucking lost you. I hate that we can't spend every minute in this goddamn bed, so I can memorize every inch of your skin, every sound you make, every single way I tear you apart, and all of the things that put you back together. I love you, Ed. Every fucking terrible part."

#steddie #steve x eddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #ficlet #angst #but not really though? #hate sex #but only kind of? #idiots in love #smut #i really don't know what this is #it just kind of happened #i thought of Eddie listing things he hated about Steve and it all poured out #this is very i hate the way i don't hate you not even close not even a little bit not even at all #it wasn't an intentional 10 things homage

[hazbn-oneshots]

Bathtime Headcanons

Just a few headcanons for sharing a bubble bath with the main characters. Enjoy!

Charlie:

oddly enough Charlie doesn’t partake in full baths as much as she favors showers.

She’s busy dealing with the hotel and along with ruling as the Princess of Hell so she much prefers a quick warm spray.

On the occasion, however, she finds herself tired enough that you might just be able to convince her to indulge with you. 

You make a point of dredging up any kind of bubble bath, bath bomb, lotion, anything you can find to ensure that you can provide the best bubble bath possible.

Music plays softly over a small speaker, but it’s drowned out the hushed whispers of words of love as you meticulously wash and condition her hair.

Conditioning is your favorite step. Charlie didn’t need it often as her hair somehow stayed so silky, so every now and then when you got to run a soft brush through her hair, twisting it gently to pin atop her head.

She tries to wash you in return but you always push her hand away, insisting on pampering her after a hard day.

Usually ends with you drying her off and carrying her to bed when she inevitably passes out.

Vaggie:

Vaggie loves baths but she’s hard pressed to admit it. Nothing feels better on sore muscles than a nice soak, ideally with lavender. She loves lavender.

The two of you had been dating for about 6 months before she even entertained the idea of going to you with such a request. 

She was too embarrassed to ask.

-in the end, how she broaches the subject is by surprising you one night when you return home. A few candles lined the edge of the bathtub that was filled nearly to the brim with bubbles.

”I just thought it would be nice, you’ve been gone all day” And you know better to react calmly should you risk spooking the flustered angel with the scarlet red face.

She’s the one that drags it out in the end. She’d wrap her arms just a little tighter around your waist and mutter about how the water would stay warm for just a little longer.

Vaggie gives sweet towel hugs.

Alastor:

Listen, Alastor takes pride in his hygiene. He takes the utmost care to keep himself and his dress in immaculate condition. 

He’ll invest in facial creams, hair creams, body creams, oils, lotions, you name it and he’s used it. 

But baths? No. Absolutely not.

You’ve only attempted to convince Alastor to take a bath with you and neither occasion ended particularly well. The radio demon wouldn’t speak to you for a week after the first failed attempt and had all but removed himself from your life with the second so you couldn’t say you were in any hurry for a third.

However, the two of you have come to a happy compromise. Whenever you found yourself in the mood to draw a bath you would sometimes find Alastor pulling a chair up next to the tub with a book tucked under his arm. So would begin a lovely tradition between the both of you.

More than once you’ve found yourself dozing to the soft static of the Alastor’s voice, and in response the demon would lightly tap his cane against the edge of the tub to rouse you.

Don’t fall asleep though, three strikes and he’ll leave you in the tub. No he doesn’t.

Husk:

Not. A. Fan. Considering his entire being consists of fur and feathers, Husk can and will do everything within his power to avoid bathing if he can. Look, it’s just not his idea of a fun night to sit down with a hairdryer and attempt to wring himself out as best he can.

Inevitably he’d miss a spot and end up with stale wet cat smell and no one likes that, especially not our resident grump.

He won’t make a fuss if you want to bathe with him though. What he will do is laugh while patting your shoulder. “I’ll wait for ya in the room”

The more comfortable he gets, however, you’ll start to see that eventually Husk begins to find reasons just to ‘wander’ into the bathroom with you. He misses you, you know it, but it’s still sweet to see him making the excuse of looking for his lucky pair of boxers.

”The water’s always warm darlin”

You better get the blow dryer ready, the only way you can convince him is if you’ll deal with it. You don’t mind though, the purrs are worth it

Angel Dust:

You and Angel take turns picking which bath bombs and bubble baths that you’ll throw into whichever potion you’ll be brewing up tonight.

Bathtime with Angel was always a favorite for you, you couldn’t think of anything better than getting to curl up with your cuddle bug in your arms. Although things never really stay that way for long.

It’s hard not to tease while washing each other. A slip of the hand here, just a little rough touch of loofah there, just a sweet little taste of what could be but the restraint comes easy in the relaxed atmosphere. Just in times like these Angel will be patient enough to wait until you can actually make it to the bed. 

Angel won’t let you wash his hair. You don’t know why he’s so particular about it but if you interrupt his routine of products then his entire night is ruined so you choose the peaceful route and leave the man be. That doesn’t mean he won’t wash your hair for you if you ask though, those four hands of his do wonders at massaging the scalp.

Angel will 10/10 let you towel dry him every single time and you’d be lying if you said you didn’t use it as an opportunity to make a show at bending this way and that, making sure to get every inch of him.

He looks like a fluffy mess afterwards but hey, he’s your fluffy mess.

Requests open!!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel imagine #alastor x reader #alastor headcanons #hazbin hotel headcanon #husk headcanons #husk x reader #angel dust headcanons #angel dust x reader #vaggie x reader