#i was like yeah ok you're up to your usual shenanigans i see

[desceros]

me: [looks at calendar, gets a wicked idea, looks into the camera] happy springtime, turtle fam! who's ready to celebrate the season?

...mating season, that is. hehe. [dodges the tomatoes]

so! i had the idea that it would be super fun to have a community-wide event where we all have a prompt and then everyone fills it in their own way.

...i then decided all the prompts i came up with were too good not to use, but also none of them were Good Enough to use exclusively, so i changed my mind and the prompt is now just MATING SEASON. with a few suggestions at the bottom of this post if you're looking for some.

since spring is coming upon us, i hereby invite everyone to join in the vernal festivities... which in turtle parlance, of course, means only one thing: write, draw, whatever your version of "mating season", then join me on march 1 to post it with the tag #TMNTSpringShellebration. we then shall browse the fine selection of our mutual artistic efforts, and basically just have a good time as a community.

here are the prompts i came up with as starters-slash-things-to-include if you're looking for a place to get started. feel free to use these at will, or use them to come up with something of your own:

“Please don’t make me explain this. It’s humiliating as is.”

Oops, Looks Like Mating Season Came A Week Early This Year

“…In all of my mating seasons, this has never happened before.”

“I told you not to come by! It’s mating season!”

Probably should have expected it to be different now that he’s not going through it alone.

Because of Shenanigans, you have to wait. Wait… Wait… ok now.

They’re not the right person for mating season… but they’re the one who’s here, so…

“Show me where it hurts."

so yeah! see you all on march 1 for the, uh, spring shellebration. party popper emoji

questions i imagine will be popping up and i hope will clear up here before my askbox swells beyond capacity under the cut to keep this post from being Way Too Long. also it's really not that serious it's just an excuse to write slash draw for everyone Please Don't Take This Thing Too Seriously It's Not That Serious:

"can i participate?" yes! it's literally just an invitation to do something. nothing fancier than that. no need to be following me or in my friend group or whatever.

"can i write (insert fic idea here)?" yep! so long as it's related to the idea of mating seasons, it flies. reader insert? hell yea. oc? hell yeah. solo turtle and his favorite pillow? go for it.

"can i draw (insert art idea here)?" yep! uh. i know tumblr has the cops watching for sin bin material, but you art people know how to deal with that. and if you don't, uh, ask the other art people. im just a feral cat in a trench coat

"how do i participate?" write/draw/collect songs for/whatever. then, on march 1, post it and tag it #TMNTSpringShellebration. also, for funsies, keep it hush hush what you're working on so we can all be super shocked when the day comes! except, y'know, that you're planning on joining in. totally do that.

"when do i post it?" march 1. whenever on that day. waves hands around in a vague gesture at time zones not mattering. seriously don't take this so seriously it's just me wanting to create cool shit with my friends with a little more structure to it

"does it have to be horny?" i mean. it's an event about mating season. so by definition it's going to be at least a little horny. but however you interpret it is cool. even if it's just. idk. leo sitting sweatily in a chair looking longingly at a glass of water bc he's thirstier than usual. be smart about things, people. i'm not your dad.

"which tmnt verse is this for?" whichever one you want it to be for!! rise! bayverse! 2007! your fan iteration! your friend's fan iteration! your mortal enemy's fan iteration! yes!

"will you be reblogging everything?" absolutely not, but this isn't an event About Me. i am incidental to the thing. it's about Us. coming together as a community. for horny turtles. puts my hands on your shoulders. do it for you. for your friends. for the community.

#text tag #feel free to reblog this around. it started out as a thing for turtle fam but we all agreed that it would be fun for The Community #anyway yeehaw let's spend all of february thinking about what to do and then the night of feb 29 doing it RAH #tmntspringshellebration

[kurosstuff]

Feel free to ignore this if it's too confusing, I myself got a lil confused while writing this.

A'ight so.

✨siren!vaggie x human!fisherman!reader x siren!charlie✨

One of the two gets overly curious and gets caught in one of readers nets, maybe charlie (sounds like smth she would do) and reader finds her and vaggie trying to get her out. Reader pulls out her fish knife to cut the net but vaggie gets the wrong idea and tries to stubornly fight her on land with her bare hands while the reader is franticaly trying to explain that she just wants to help. Just some silly first meeting shenanigans.

OMG Y3S- THIS IS SUCU A GOOD IDEA HELLOz

Also Idk anything fishing. I went fishing once when I was a little kid also short fic♡♡

LIKE UH- Charlie being a siren which? Are cruel creatures the counterpart to mermaids who are innocent(in a human aspect) kind? Like she actually is? He'll y3ah.

Siren! Charlie x fisherman!reader x Siren!Vaggie: unexpected meeting

Being a fisherman is fun- you don't have to worry about other humans stealing from you. Not usually- nor interacting with them. Just can sit back on a your deck waiting for something to catch in your net.

But there's a huge downside. You'll have encounters with other monsters. Land or sea doesn't matter. But- the one you've always hoped to never encounter. The one you like all over fisherman were warned about.

Sirens.

As beautiful as they are- just like mermaids yet oh so different. Known for luring any human to crash or to get into the water. To eat. Hell apparently- they don't always need to eat. They hunt for sport.

They hunt humans for fun

Shivering at the thought, you hummed, having to be more cautious as you set a net out into the ocean humming softly. Apparently, more monsters have been spotted - blinking, you turned hearing your name be called seeing the grumpy old man go up to you huffing. "You be careful, ok, kid?" The man grumbled the as usual Beer in his hand, making you frown - raising an eyebrow, he grunted "you don't know do you?"

"Know what-"

"The fucking siren sightings" he cut you off growling glaring in the water "twos been spotted near the town. You gotta be careful. You know the rules with handling them, right?" Seeing you nod, he hummed, patting your shoulder "after you're done. Come to my bar. I'll get you a drink. On the house. Owe you one anyways-" without waiting, he walked off.

Sighing, you nodded, slowly moving to set out your net. Never was a fan of using the pole. Making sure it was ready, you cast it into the water moving to sit on the chair you brought along sighing.

Now. You wait.

-

It was uneventful. Hours you waited. Nothing- it usually didn't take this long to get a pull from any fish. It was always active. Now? It wasn't. Like the fishes weren't around.

It was weird.

You almost gave up abour to pull the net in calling it a day- wasn't unrare of getting nor good pulls. Just rare to get none.

Before a pull from the net making you grin, "YES!" You cheerer pulling the net in- needing to use more force "fuck big catch today huh-" taking so much longer to pull in then usual.

You wondered what fish you caught' or like your luck. What trash did you bring in

But the second you pulled the net our. You stared at the being in the net. "What the fuck" you choked out confused at what you were even looking at.

A siren.

A fucking siren is in your net.

"H-hi, my names Charlie-" the siren spoke speaking, but you didn't really hear her as you stared. Confused. "So uh.. can you.. let me go?"

"But.. your.. a siren. You'll know?" Gesturing to her claws making her look down yelping looking up at you like a kicked puppy. As if you just told her a horrifying thing

"I'd never hurt a human!" She stuttered out, shaking her hands,"not intentionally - accidentally yeah sure their like super fragile, but.. no- no- sorry i -" she rambled. Blinking, the more you watched, the more you sighed. She - wasn't actually that dangerous. Well. She is. All sirens are

But she was like- a puppy? A sea puppy,

"Ok"

She froze, looking up at you, confused, her rambling cut short "ok I'll get you free-... need to get my knife to cut you free. That's the only way ok?" Seeing her nod, you hummed, pulling out your large knife walking to her

A bubbling noise was heard as you cut the net freeing her- not seeing her panicked face. As she watched the water. "Hey, you ok -" you were cut off by a blur jumping out of the water snarling loudly with a deep hiss charging right at you

"VAGGIE! NO-" the one siren from the net screamed out as another jumped onto you cutting your arm making you kick her off scared- terrified.

Is this how you die? From helping a siren? To be killed by another?

How unlucky can you be?

Holding your cut arm from the grumpy snarling siren- apparently named Vaggie as Charlie? You think - rushed forward, smiling, acting as if she was a mermaid. But - she's a siren, right? "Oh! Yes! I am a siren! But uh.. don't worry, me and Vaggie won't hurt you well... not again!" Charlie laughed awkwardly, rubbing her neck making you flush in embarrassment.

You said that aloud.

Sighing, glancing at vaggie, kicking the knife you used to free the taller siren for from you praying. That wasn't a mistake the snarling slowed, calming down "no no- i- sorry I was just trying to get some food- I uh- didnt mean to trap you.. didn't know sirens like- came here?"

Charlie grinned, nodding excited "oh! Me and my girlfriend Vaggie-" gesturing to the grumpy siren who glared you down "were cutting through were to meet with some mermaids-!" Smiling happy ad you hummed

"Mermaids? Seriously. Ok- Charlie, right?" Seeing her nod in agreement, making you hum softly "the mermaids aren't here. Well not now. Their off doing some hunting and what not. But careful you two. People know your here and not everyone will be nice like I am to you two"

That caused Vaggie to be on edge more so then she was already while Charlie? Didn't look worried at all.

Which concerned you.

"Wait' Charlie- don't tell me are you still gonna continu-" you were cut off by Charlie jumping into the lake. Swimming off as Vaggie stared at you. Unreadable

"I'm sorry" she spoke for the first time Grunting it out as if she never- or hardly spoke or apologied "Charlie does this. Jumps into things without much thought" making you nod slowly trying to understand- before you could reply to her.

She was gone. Following Charlie.

Staring off watching them both disappear you sighed. "..that's it I quit" you grumbled turning to pack up

#hazbin charlie #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar x reader #hazbin hotel vaggie x reader #vaggie x reader #hazbin hotel vaggie #MONSTER AU

[vole-mon-amour]

3x08, part 2.

The first thing I notice? Jamie. :) That boy can't sit straight or stand still. <3 (Also Jan, heh.) And Jamie's so fond of Henry. Surprisingly good with kids, yeah, and it's wonderful that Jamie pays him so much attention while being Henry's fav player.

All the boys are smiling and cheering for the kid, this so incredibly wholesome. Even the ones that aren't exactly participating are still smiling. I love this show, man. I rewatched this moment at least 7 times. I would like to be Henry in that moment, please.

I also can't get over the "I got that all covered" line and the cut to the boys just being boys and having the time of their life out on the pitch with Henry. Perfect training & Rebecca being more than ok with that. :') I need gifs of this. I need a cut of this scene only so I can have it on my blog with the boys cheering. I love EVERYTHING about this moment.

Yeah, I'm definitely still in love with her. Queen. Also, the line of this ep so far, "getting engaged".

I know there's no other way to say it, but when characters are on a first name basis with each other instead of their usual nicknames, you know something is up.

WHAT?! I'm not the one who's dating Jack, so: she can go fuck herself. I absolutely hate how toxic they make her and her relationship with Keeley, but I also can't ignore all of this. What. the actual. fuck?????

Either call Rebecca and meet her after or visit Rebecca at work. Because this??? Ughhh. Rebecca would never. Screw it, I'm back on my bullshit. Keeley and Rebecca should have been dating basically from the beginning.

Not in the way I expected, but the tongue returns. He's such a dork & I love him. :') The fact that none of the boys comment on his shenanigans bc they're so used to him just being This Way. <3

A Lynx dealer, I'm screaming. :D Though I'm very happy to see Jamie and Colin interacting. "Smart boy." My heart is soft for this friendship. I need this to be connected with Colin's sexuality and Jamie making a statement as bisexual. If not in the show (shame), then as fanfiction.

Also, the tattoo isn't there, I'm sad.

!!! I like how they keep mentioning how awful The Sun is. Like, it's a thing & everyone knows that & i appreciate them doing that since s1.

Colin, sweetie... I understand why he does that, but I wish he wouldn't and didn't.

My boy gets it. <3 Though the part of "that's why I delete all photos from my phone". Babe, all this stuff is probably connected to iCloud or Google Drive, which is... yeah. Won't help you much. Also, your videos are still somehow on twitter. :D

People said "let us see Jamie's legs" and the creators obliged. Isn't he cold though? C'mon.

Listen.... the path they walked since s1? I can't get over it. The growth!! The character development!!

Boys will be boys. :')

Jamie Tartt, an art and interior design lover.

The fact that that line is cut to Jamie and Roy's reactions. My heart. When you're two men that still love your ex. I am very deep in my feelings here. There is SO much happening here, my goodness.

Jamie watching Roy walking away after he heard about that, and both being deep in their thoughts. This drives me crazy tbh. And Jamie's reaction, his love for Keeley. I'm !!!!! :(((((

I'm sure Isaac is gonna make things right if needed to and he's gonna be very protective over Colin if exposed, but the anxiety in this is real for Colin. I totally get it.

#natiswatching #jamie tartt #roy x jamie x keeley #jamie x keeley #roy x keeley #ted lasso #colin hughes #rebecca x keeley

[r0-boat]

I'm not sure if you write these two, but...

Imagine Hucow Archie and Maxie. Just imagine what they'd be like, what shenanigans* they'd get up to around the farm.

*includes them fighting

Holy shit could you fucking imagine?! I already have so many things in my head.

BullFarm au! Maxie & Archie shenanigans & headcannons

Fighting? These two are always fighting so much so that slowly but surely, your boss just stopped caring about stopping them. It was futile. Even when he would separate them somehow, they would always find a way to round it. These two bowls are constantly fighting with their fists, their horns hell, even biting(archie) every time there's just muffled commotion; your boss just size Takes a cigarette out and starts smoking and begs for you to deal with it while trying to nurse a migraine he could already feel coming.

Archie starts most of the fights, but Maxie is the one that provokes Archie making him angrier. However around you they seem calm and willing to be in the same 5 ft apart from each other. They know that you hate when they fight so every time you walk around the corner they just sit there quietly glaring at each other while you're doing your work perhaps take this time to bother you instead of focusing on each other.

Before they had become residents on your farm Archie was a hybrid fighter, when people would put hybrids up against each other to fight though he was rescued he didn't seem too bad about it in fact he would eagerly tell you about his fights and accomplishments despite the horrors you have heard from the conditions hybrids would be put in.

Maxie, before he found his way to the farm was a test subject in a lab however not in the same way Colress and Volo where. Colress was genetically created and modified ; Volo was revived from one; Maxie practically grew up there where you would do all sorts of intelligence measuring and training tests perhaps as he got older the scientists retired him to a nice farm to live on. He seems to have learned a thing or two from being there.

Archie has been in so many sparring matches he has scratches and scars on his horns and all over his body which he's very eager to tell you, stories about each and every one. Well he doesn't do full on fights anymore you can happily see him sparring with the stronger Bulls and lifting heavy things trying to keep his form.

Archie is a mighty Bull but would never pick fights with anyone weaker than himself physically, even Maxie, though that quickly changes when Maxie throws insults at him. Maxie, even though he doesn't like fighting, wants to make Archie very angry. He is swift to dodge his attacks, always trying to counter them. Archie thinks he would have been an ok hybrid fighter. Maxie doesn't even want to entertain the idea.

Maxie is not much of a talker unless it's to tell random trivia about plants, ecology, and animals. Maxie is a bit of a bookworm. Most Bulls are not usually interested in human writings, but Maxie is not one of them. In fact, every time you come back to the farm from the town, he would eagerly ask you if you bought anything to read.

Maxie is obsessed with the land and the beautiful natural wonders of this world. Perhaps he had seen something in his youth that made him truly appreciate the land's Beauty. Maxie, after you gave him a new book to read, would always sit either under the shade or out in the sun, looking out into the vast field and Forest of the farm with a book in hand, taking in the fresh air.

Archie is fascinated with the ocean deaths. Something new and unexplored is filled with weird creatures, some strong, some weak. He thinks he is the most muscular Bull on the land, which makes sense since he is fascinated with sharks being the ocean's apex predators. Archie is just a bull that loves the water he seems to always know when the sprinklers come on in the fields and sneaks out there just to get a nice refreshing spray. yeah he's the reason your boss has you stand out there sometimes to watch the sprinklers go

You would think Maxie would also like the ocean because of his natural curiosity and since the sea is mostly unexplored, right? Nope he is terrified of it and he hates it so many weird bizarre and unknown creatures and places he likes the land nice and familiar he thinks most biomes in the ocean are just rocks in the sand.

Archie thinks the land is boring since humans had already explored every nook and cranny; meanwhile, the ocean has not been fully explored.

Archie loves to show off his strength by lifting farm equipment, sparing other bulls while your watching, picking you up to help you reach any thing high. He would happily lift anything for you.

Maxie reads books to you. On your breaks, you lay next to him on the soft grass as he reads you a new book you got him.

#Bullfarmau #pokemon maxie #magma boss maxie #Maxie x reader #team magma maxie #archie x reader #pokemon archie #team aqua archie #pokemon x reader #maxie pokemon #magma leader maxie

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Study buddies

@seventypercentvodka here is the fic I came up with following your suggestion on this post. Have some (hopefully funny) junior shenanigans!

I really hope you (and everyone else!) like it, I had a lot of fun writing it!

The juniors are studying in Sizhui's room, books, notebooks and brushes haphazardly scattered about the usually tidy place.

Lan Jingyi is laying on the floor on his belly, sifting through a thick cultivation manual without really reading anything, while Ouyang Zizhen leans on an elbow drawing practice talismans. On his bed, Lan Sizhui dutifully reads his notes, back straight against the headboard.

The only one missing is Jin Ling, but as a sect leader, he has other duties now - though it is without question that he would be starfished on Sizhui's bed complaining about the work or falling asleep with a book on his face - it has happened before.

Jingyi cups his face underneath his chin and sighs. "You guys think Senior Wei would teach me the paperman technique?"

"What do you need it for?" Zizhen replies as he balls up another failed talisman and aims it for the garbage bin. He misses by millimeters.

"I dunno, I wanna go around spying on people."

"Jingyi," Sizhui calmly intervenes as he reaches for another cultivation manual on his night stand. "It is forbidden to-"

An eye roll. "Yeah, yeah, it's forbidden to disrespect people's privacy, rule 47 or whatever."

Sizhui smiles, just a tiny bit smug. "48."

Jingyi sticks his tongue out at him. "You're too much like Hanguang-Jun. Learn to live a little."

"Living a little shouldn't require blatantly disrespecting the rules, Jingyi."

"Ok, Hanguang-Jun The Second."

Sizhui smiles again, serenely, and "accidentally" sends a small notebook Jingyi's way. "Oops."

He barely dodges. "That was on purpose!"

"It was an accident." Sizhui replies, unconvincingly.

"Now whatever happened to the rules?! Lying is forbidden! Rule 3!"

Sizhui barely holds in his laugh. "I did not lie."

"Like hell you didn't!"

He's masked a giggle with a cough. "Do not curse, rule 29."

"You-"

"I will silence you."

"And I will tell Hanguang-Jun you snuck us out to the festival last week!"

"Being a snitch is forbidden!" Zizhen intervenes, laughing.

"It's not, unfortunately." Sizhui laughs as well, and Jingyi can't help but join in.

"We're actually encouraged to be narcs." Jingyi completes, half serious. "On ourselves but also others. It's disguised in shit like 'take accountability for your actions' and 'do not let injustice happen' but we all know what it really means."

Zizhen, "Who do you guys think is the biggest narc in the Cloud Recesses?"

"Hanguang-Jun used to be in charge of punishments, so it's most likely him." Sizhui says, tapping his chin thoughtfully.

"Yeah, but he's not like that anymore. He lets us get away with a lot of stuff. Especially me, to be honest." Jingyi adds. "But I think the biggest narc would definitely have to be Teacher Lan."

"Hm... but he's the one that people snitch to. There's no authority to snitch on him to." Zizhen ponders. "And even if there was, who in their right mind would break the rules where he could know about it?"

Jingyi and Sizhui answer simultaneously. "Senior Wei."

Zizhen sighs. "He's an exception. Anyway, I think the biggest narc has to be Zewu-Jun. But he's lowkey about it. Like you won't know it was him that ratted you out, he seems so nice, but he's still his uncle's nephew, you know?"

"Zewu-Jun would never rat on people." Sizhui says.

"Exactly! Nobody would believe he's a snitch! The perfect cover!"

"Which is why I need Senior Wei to teach me the paperman technique!" Jingyi interjects. "So we can see what he does in the Hanshi when he thinks nobody's watching!"

Sizhui sighs. "He's probably meditating. Or doing paperwork."

"I wonder what Teacher Lan does." Jingyi says, reaching for the bowl of dried fruits he's brought for the study session. "I bet he writes the rules like a hundred times for fun. Or he practices lectures out loud and yells at pretend students!"

"What do you do in your room, Jingyi?" Sizhui asks, barely restraining an amused eye roll.

"Regular stuff! Eat, read, sleep... and other things, but what's that to do with anything?"

"Teacher Lan probably does the same things, Jingyi. He's just a person, like us."

"I don't see Teacher Lan doing..." but he stops himself from saying any more, a light blush on his face.

"What about Hanguang-Jun and Senior Wei?" Zizhen suggests. "What do you guys think they do in the jingshi?"

Embarrassed looks pass both the Lans faces. "Everybody knows what they do in there." Jingyi quickly adds.

Zizhen blinks twice before realization dawns on him. He doesn't share the embarrassment, though. "Good for them. Must be a lot more fun than what we're doing right now... well, we are getting fucked in a way too, aren't we. Mindfuck is a thing."

"Zizhen."

"I don't wanna hear it, Sizhui, I heard you calling sect leader Yao a bitch ass cunt under your breath at the last discussion conference. Don't you have a rule against hypocrisy up on that mountain of yours?"

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #writing attempts #lsz #ljy #oyzz #wangxian #i know the term narc is anachronistic but suspension of disbelief ok

[goose-theduck]

I'm bored so here...

If phonegingi walked into Bear

Aw downtown dialtown! The home of bums and bustling work men. Well, I'm not sure if this is the best place to look for a funfair date, but that doesn't matter.

Gingi wandered around the place and his gaze fell on an 80s nostalgia pizza place "Bear" with a fredbear head on the top. "Hmm, it smells like cheap pizza grease and childer vomit. Promising."

Gingi, please tell me you're not going to look for a funfair date in there! It smells like cheap pizza grease and children's vomit. The people in there would already be taken, and broke.

"Hush, dear narrator. I shall go in"

I can't talk you out of it, can I?

"No, you cannot" Gingi walked, or rather, crawled, inside. The building was filled with young children, screaming and playing. There was a very unsanitary jungle gym, posters of mascots who don't seem to actually be in the restaurant, and an old animatronic fox hopping on one foot.

One quick glance and you can already tell there's no hope. Can we please leave now?

"No. Must acquire mate."

You're wasting time I'm here! If you asked anyone where to find a partner they'd answer with "Anywhere but BEAR"

"Quiet." Gingi wandered around the restaurant. Every parent he looked at called their child because they're going home early. That's usually not a good sign if you're looking for a funfair date.

This isn't working. Can we go now?

Gingi simply ignored the disembodied voice. He will leave when he so desired, not because some voice was begging to leave.

While the green one dilly dallied with finding a partner, an older man with a black phone for a head and a cane rushed over to his boss.

"Sir, there's a green thing in our restaurant."

"MY restaurant, employee. I spent $12.95 for ownership of this company."

"Right, sorry sir. There's a green thing in your restaurant"

"Is it a rotting rabbit animatronic? I'll deal with him. He never gets the message-"

"No, sir. It's not the rabbit again. It's like some sort of gremlin."

"Bold to assume Dave isn't a gremlin-"

"Sir, this is serious!"

"Serious? Ah jeez. Fine I'll go take a look at it then."

The boss, also known as Jack, walked out to see what the shenanigans his employee was talking about. There it was, the green gremlin.

"Who the fuck are you!?" He yelled.

Great. Now you've overstayed your welcome. You should've left when I said.

"The name is Phonegingi."

"Well, Phonegingi. Get the fuck out!"

You should do what he says, y'know. He looks like the type to put up a fight if you're stubborn.

"You know what assumption does though, right?"

Saves you from blue bruises and broken bones? Yeah, I know.

"Fair. I just need to ask him one question though."

Please don't-

"Can you take me to the funfair please?"

"No! GET OUT NOW!"

Yep ok. Let's skedaddle.

#dialtown #phonegingi #phonegingi dialtown #phone guy #dsaf #dayshift at freddy's #jack kennedy #dsaf jack #dsaf harry

[squill79]

The Purple River Under the Bridge (Revised)

Decided to revise this story for another fiction contest at my school. This is one of my favorites that I've written and I think this rewrite is even better

When I was in middle school, I had a friend named Timmy. He was timid and a bit of a dork, but we did everything together. I was his only friend, really. He'd do my homework for me, share his allowance for candy, we'd play video games and hang out at the mall. Sometimes he’d let me try on his glasses, though usually ask for them back when I’d use them to make fun of him. I even had him do stuff for me he wouldn't do otherwise like skip school and steal things. He was hesitant sometimes, but he'd always do it, he always had my back. One day when walking home from school, we noticed some high school kids walking into the woods behind the school.  

"Where are you going?", I asked them. 

"We're just going to hang out", one of them said. "We usually drink beer and screw around and stuff." 

"Beer?", I asked. 

"Yeah, we can't drink around adults or we'll get busted".  

I grabbed Timmy by the shoulders and exclaimed "Yo, we gotta hang out with those kids! Imagine how cool we’d be if we got to drink beer with a bunch of high schoolers". 

Timmy gave me that nervous look he always gives before we do something dangerous. "But my mom says not to hang out with high school kids. And those woods look kinda spooky". 

"But think about it Timmy, we'll get to drink beer, hang out with older kids, hell, you might even get your first kiss if you're lucky!" 

Timmy blushed. "Well... I guess it could be cool".  

"Oh but be careful!", the high schooler yelled out as he threw his hands up, "Some say these woods are cursed!" 

I shot him a smug look. "Yeah whatever man, I'm not falling for your lousy high school shenanigans". Timmy and I walked in and to my surprise, it was a little spookier than I thought it would be. The area was surrounded with bones and skeletons, smashed, rotting pumpkins, fog, and most mysterious of all, a large purple river with a rickety bridge hanging over it. We saw a group of teens with a case of beer and approached them. "Hey, I'm Zeke and this is my good pal Timmy". 

A girl glanced at me in confusion, "Are you guys kids?" 

"Pfft, no", I said. "We're thirteen! We're still in middle school but we'll be high schoolers next year. Don't worry, we're cool." 

"Oh, you're cool?", she asked. "Ok, do something cool then". 

I silently panicked as she said this. What do I do that's cool? What does she even find cool? I then glanced at Timmy with his big nerdy glasses and had an idea. I yoinked his glasses right off his face and placed them on my own. I then put on my nerdiest sounding voice and said “Look at me, I’m Timmy. I hope my daddy doesn’t ground me for staying up past my bedtime”. 

"Hey, give those back!", Timmy yelled in embarrassment. 

I pointed at Timmy's red, glasses-less face. "Look at how humiliated he is, isn't that cool?"  

"Yeah, that was kinda funny, I guess you're cool", the girl said as she took a hit out of her vape.  

Timmy snatched his glasses back from me and exclaimed, “I told you not to do that, I need those glasses to see. I can’t have you breaking them”. 

"Then get contacts", I replied. "Look, we're in with the cool kids now. I'm sure that's worth a measly pair of glasses.” 

"Ugh", Timmy sighed as we walked towards the group. 

"So, you guys want a sip?", an older boy asked me and Timmy as he gestured to the case of beer. We looked at each other nervously, neither of us had even tasted anything alcoholic before. I thought I was ready, but I got cold feet and made a cowardly decision. 

"I think Timmy should drink first", I answered him.  

"What? Why me?", Timmy questioned.  

"Come on Timmy, don't be such a square", I told him. 

"Well, I'm not quite sure if I even want-" the boy shoved the can in Timmy's mouth before he could finish his sentence. He chugged the beer against his own will. Before we knew it Timmy had finished the entire thing. I laughed and cracked one open too. Upon finishing the can, Timmy appeared to be disturbed and violated, but quickly let go of his anger upon hearing the chanting and applause of a dozen teenagers. We had been accepted by them. From then on, we had the craziest afternoon of all time. Timmy and I must’ve drunk at least 10 cans of beer each, granted we threw up about half of it. We played spin the bottle, prank called our parents, wrestled each other, it was the most exciting night of our young lives.  

Later that night, Timmy and I were hanging out on the bridge right above the purple river, both drunk out of our minds. "Yo Timmy, was this the best night ever or what?", I asked. 

"I'll admit, it was pretty fun", he answered. 

"Yeah, how you say we do this again tomorrow? If I keep asking, Cassandra might give us a hit from her vape." 

Timmy gave me that look again. "Well, I dunno about that, Zeke. This was fun but I have plans with my grandma tomorrow, we can't do this every day after all." 

I gazed at him with contempt. "Why can't we? We finally get the chance to do adult stuff, and you'd rather hang out with your stupid grandparents? Some friend you are." 

When I looked back at Timmy, I saw something in him I had never seen before. He was angry at me, and not the regular amount. He was real angry. Enraged. "Some friend I am? SOME FRIEND I AM? For years now, you've done nothing but push me around and make me do things I’m uncomfortable with! And I thought it was my only option, that or be a friendless-nobody. But I’d rather be a nobody than entertain this one-sided joke of a friendship any longer! What would you even be doing without me? Probably just manipulating some other poor kid, like the cowardly weasel you are!" 

Timmy went on like this for a while but I quit paying attention. Instead, in my drunken ignorance, I had likely the stupidest idea I ever had, but to my small mind it was brilliant. While he rambled on about how bad of a friend I am, I shoved Timmy off the bridge and into the river. I chortled as he plunged into the water, him wailing as he fell from the bridge. It was priceless! To my surprise however, most of the older kids began to egress the area. I was puzzled by this but chose to ignore it. I went down to help Timmy out of the river. "Come on Timmy, let's get you dried off", I told him. But Timmy wouldn't answer. "Timmy?" As I stared in confusion at the river, I saw a dark boiling hand burst out of the water. "What the hell is that?", I screamed. The hand tugged on some grass and pulled itself up, revealing itself to be Timmy. His skin was bubbling and scorched, melting off his body, worms and bugs exploded out of his eyes and mouth, his torso had been ripped straight off his body. Before I could process what I was looking at, he grabbed my leg, his burning skin searing my flesh, and attempted to pull me down into the water with him. I screeched and kicked him away. I had no choice but to leave what used to be my friend behind and sprint home. When my mom asked me where I had been, I simply ignored her and went up to my room, as I sobbed about what I had done. I didn't sleep much that night. Or the night after that. Or the night after that. 

It's been ten years since I last saw Timmy. When I finally told my mom about what happened she immediately moved us to a different town, vowing to never visit this cursed neighborhood again. I never found out what happened to him after I left him there. I haven’t even spoken to his family about it. I don't think I want to. I just hope he knows I'm sorry

#storytelling #writing #fiction

[notallwonder]

Alright kiddos, let's see... Criminal Minds 16x08 "Forget Me Knots".

Spoilers and "thoughts" under the cut:

Okay, so the previouslies are JJ and Will heavy...ruh roh. We gonna find out Will's been lying about his health still?

LOL I'm still so excited. It's so funny that I'm still emotionally jazzed up by this silly show.

Hahahaaha Penelope "that's not how this works" finally

I guess it would be uniquely easy to kidnap real estate agents.

ZOMG THE KIDS ARE BACK. Henry you are SO FREAKIN TALL

I'm still laughing to myself about the...section of artful shag carpet?...hanging above the Jareau-Lamontagne fireplace.

Will I wish you had better taste in ties

aw no, Henry overhearing adult things. Hope you're ok bud.

it's so nice when a serial killer can share photos of his children to make himself seem disarming and safe.

there's that $400 of duct tape being put to good use!

oh no - is she supposed to be a surrogate for his wife? *grimace!*

yeah lady I also would be like WTF save you're fucking marriage? WTF???

EMILY VOICEOVER...hello hottie (voice)...

GOD. how are you so beautiful? every time. Every Time!!!

Aw, isn't it nice, law enforcement agencies working together to circumvent...rules and stuff

hot.

PG I really like this lil' jacket number

And Luke, welcome to the brown suede jacket club.

Oh HO. So Now we are calling PG out!! They know she is Getting Some. lol ok

Oh, Henry buddy. Budding investigator apparently (knows how to Google). He's sweet. Where....where where is this going? Is Will still going to die? This honestly feels more like...normal family stuff frankly. Maybe I am searching too hard for *meaning*. But usually...look, it's a TV show. It's usually going somewhere.

this poor woman is doin' her best, but she's gonna die.

damn, that's cold. she's tanking her marriage (ish) to make it through.

Luke and Tara partnered up! yay!

Tara, when is your turn in brown suede?

why would Indio police immediately contact FBI? Just on the 'strength' of the 2nd street connection? shenanigans. but ok.

"JJ and I will run interference with the AG" sounds....slightly promising. can't wait for no onscreen follow up on this idea!

awww. Sicarius is Murder Santa!

I should also learn how to stay off camera. But for fun and profit (not murder).

"Copy you"??? what.

murder elf picking up the package...

poor lady, she just wanted to sell some houses.

Extreme Home Makeover Ty Guy??!! Selling me gambling apps??

jeez. that's a huge fucking list of missed calls bud.

An ENTIRE SCENE with Emily and JJ in the same room all by themselves. what a gift. yes they are doing crime solving. of course they are!!! i love them.

yes they both look super fabulous, because of course they do!!!

just to reiterate for no one, i do not watch this show for the crime or the crime solving. nor the naturalistic dialogue lmao.

murder elf dead. lady hang on!!

Ramona I'm so proud of you. First, extremely fast resuscitation, A +. Second, you're alive babe! But you really should get your husband to change his hair/beard situation.

Yes, bazillion sounds about right. I do kind of miss CM depicting agents actually doing any kind of tedious investigative work.

EMILY. You are so gorgeous. Dear AJ Cook, thank you for this shot that is just Emily at her desk. I am not mad about it.

Yeah, so Henry. JJ is this going in the "I have to leave the FBI" column? Is that where this is going?

Henry you are my most favorite now of all. They are terrible liars. And this is a sweet through-line from the ol' "monsters" thing at Halloween five million years ago.

Oh! a real live timeline clue. "It's been 10 days since you walked out of this house."

uh oh crazy eyes time. he is gonna kill his wife. oh no. I really thought for a second the doorbell was going to be another murder elf. David Rossi!!!

I wonder if this will 'end' with Elias turning himself in to the FBI to try to salvage the remainder of his life. Hm.

Okay. As far as episodes go, this one again felt like filler - like connective tissue leading up to something(s) bigger. Ultimately not particularly interesting in its own right. But, bright spots? Not so little Henry Lamontagne. A nice bit of Tara & Luke camaraderie. Emily Prentiss looking fine as hell, as per usual. And some more Elias Voit time, if that's what you're into (I'm not, but it's not horrible).

Really missing...Rebecca, right about now. So Tara stopped freaking out about her phone and then.....nothing? Gimme a little something here, CM. An indication of some kind. Emily running into Rebecca in the hallway (oh wait, Rebecca got pulled back to DC, no longer at Quantico). Anyway, want more of that. I'm not mad there was no overt follow up on the Garcia/Tyler sitch. It's coming, I'm sure.

#cm spoilers #cme spoilers #criminal minds spoilers #criminal minds evolution spoilers

[eurydicees]

The The Anime manga thing blue lock. i said "it's soccer???" i mistyped srry

oh my god okay i am so sorry i don't know why i couldn't figure that out holy shit okay. yeah. okay. sorry. lord. anyways.

YES !!! IT'S SOCCER !!!!! oh my god ok i'm gonna tell you the more specific premise though because it's, like, fucked up soccer. like it's not just "woohoo here are some characters they play soccer and try to win!" like it's. it's a whole THING. here's the sparknotes introduction--

>> guy gets hired to make japan win the world cup

>> guy thinks the best way to win the world cup is to create the best striker in the world and have him run the show

>> guy collects 300 high school forwards and puts them in a place called blue lock (aka soccer prison) and trains them in what's essentially a weed out competition to find/create/choose the best striker in japan

>> if you survive blue lock, you will be the best striker in the world. if you are one of the 299 players to be "locked out" then you will be banned from representing japan on the national team forever

>> cue shenanigans. but not haha sports anime shenanigans. more like, this is deeply fucked up and you all have so many issues oh my god get a therapist but please win this game first or you'll ruin your entire career shenanigans

>> ????? the manga hasn't ended yet i don't know what happens next mom pick me up i'm scared

yeah. anyways. it's intense. it's wild. it's insane. the mc, isagi, is just . he's such a good character. he's so interesting. all the characters are so interesting. they are also all fucking craaaazzyyyyy. but, like, in a fun and interesting anime way.

i genuinely highly recommend watching or reading it. like. it's rotting my brain it's so interesting. if you're looking for, like, the soccer version of haikyuu or free that is not what you're going to find here, unfortunately. but if you're looking for a good brain rot show with soccer and some high stakes and fun animation, then this is def a place to start!!

i also played soccer for ~9 years or smth when i was a kid, and i'm obsessed with the way that they play soccer in this show. due to, like, the literal premise, it's incredibly goal scoring and offense based playing, but that's also kinda why it's so interesting. that being said i do think a lot of these players would be better in the midfield or defense, but back to the point.

they're all high scoring games, but in a really interesting way, not in an imbalanced way like you sometimes see irl. as well as being very goal scoring based, they go a lot into the actual tactics of playing and the gameplay thought process etc etc and it's reaaallyyy interesting to look into how the MC sees the field. also one of the most exciting parts of it is just getting to see all the players grow and get better in an environment where (a) literally everything is at stake and (b) they're playing in positions that they don't usually, by virtue of there being 300 strikers in one prison all playing on teams together and (c) they're all rivals for real for real. idk. it's just REALLY interesting.

so YEAH. all in all. it IS about soccer !! it's just, like, not a traditional sports anime kinda setting. but it's really good i promise i swear you should watch it !!! especially if you like soccer !!!!!

#ask #again i am so so sorry i didn't understand your first ask #i am just dumb i apologize #but like. yeah. yeah.yeah ..... you should watch it. and then talk to me about it. #and also you can just talk to me about soccer if u want i looooove talking about soccer

[realm-of-rosie]

Idk if you have a character limit, sooo...

Can we have Zhongli, Kaeya, Thoma, and Childe with an s/o with thick long hair? Like, her hair constantly slaps her face whenever the wind blows from behind, or her hair is too thick to use a clamp and her hair tie is usually too small so it snaps. And more hair shenanigans? Fluff please :3

✎ Hair Shenanigans | Genshin Impact

↠ Zhongli, Kaeya, Tohma, Childe × Reader

↠ Fluff | Scenarios

↠ Requested by: Anonymous

↠ Before You Read:

oh, i don't have a character limit! i should mention that in my rules too hehe.

this is a super duper funny idea! and i hope you dont mind that i made this gender neutral ;))

↠ Rules for Requesting | Masterlist

• zhongli

the cry of agony was what summoned him to your room, but judging by the scowl on your face it was not agony but angry and frustration.

"what seems to be the problem dear?" zhongli asks, standing behind where you sat in front of your mirror glaring at yet another broken hair brush of yours.

"i hate it here, i bought that a few days ago!"

zhongli chuckles before he picks the hairbrush up again, "i see,"

then he starts to run it though your thick hair, humming softly and allowing you to relax your arms that were sore from brushing and detangling.

a comfortable silence engulfs you both and you feel whatever irritation you felt a few minutes ago melt away the more zhongli massaged your scalp and played with your hair.

"feeling better?" he asks with a small smirk, eyeing your droopy eyes through the mirror.

"a little yes, thank you,"

"tired?"

"a little," you answer honestly, "this is very relaxing,"

"you know, you can call me to brush your hair if you want, i know it can be a pain,"

"...can you do it again tomorrow?"

zhongli smiles, kissing the top of your forehead, "just say the word,"

• kaeya

endure it for the kids, you remind yourself as you sit stiffly on the ground where klee stood behind you, braiding a segment of your hair, even if this'll be a pain to fix.

"my hair is more fabulous than yours," kaeya harrumphs at you.

"keep dreaming alberich,"

"ouch, are we supposed to be on a last name basis now?"

"stop moving mr. kaeya!" diona frowns, hitting him lightly on the shoulder when he fidgets a little.

"why did i agree to this again?" he whines when diona adds yet another butterfly clip into his blue locks.

"because you said you didn't have anything else to do when jean asked you,"

"yeah, well i thought she would make me go fight hilichurls or something, not play dress up with the girls,"

"there!" klee declares with a small flourish after adding a tiara to the collection of plastic garments on your head before handing you a mirror, "do you like it?"

you gasp, assessing all the flowers and whatnot tangled in your hair, "i love it!"

"you're a princess now!" klee cheers.

"ha! hear that kaeya," you stick your tongue out playfully at the considerably less messy-haired man, "i'm a princess!"

"no fair," he fake cries, "am i going to be a pricess too diona?"

• tohma

"great view, no?" tohma asks you with a contented sigh, looking out the window of the kamisato estate at the expense of inazuma, "and a great breeze,"

"no," you say simply and when tohma looks back at you in confusion, he bit his lip to stifle his laughter.

"this is not funny, tohma," you hiss, "this is awful,"

"where are your hairties?"

"...they broke,"

"all of them? already?" he teases, tucking your hair behind your ears.

"don't look at me like that!" you pout, "cant help that my hair is naturally like this,"

"look at you like what?"

"hey!" ayaka calls your name suddenly and when you turn your head in that direction, tohma gets smacked in the face by your hair.

"oops," you wince, a little amused though.

"you did that on purpose,"

"no i didnt!"

then you do it again.

"but i did that one on purpose," you laugh, smacking him again.

"ok calm down!" he grips your shoulders, "your hair smells great, but it felt like a bouquet of flowers was smacking me in the face,"

"oh you don't like that-"

"hey, don't hit me with your hair again!"

• childe

childe has a tendency to buy you anything and everything he sees that he thinks you would like.

what's funny is that even he doesnt remember the things he's bought, usually resulting in duplicates or things that you really don't need and end up collecting dust in the higher shelves and cabinets in your room.

"...what is that?" you ask, eyebrows raised as you look down at the wooden box in his hands that he was excitedly offering you.

"hair accessories! from inazuma!"

"aw, childe," you wince when you accept it, "they're beautiful but-"

"do you not like them?" he asks with a frown, "i can get another color or design if you want!"

"no, no, there's no need, i love these pieces," you reassure him with a pat on his hand, "i just dont think they can hold my hair because of how heavy it is,"

"oh, that's what you're worrying about?" his head tilts to the side, "don't worry! i asked the locals how to use them, and these are custom made to hold your hair,"

"you shouldn't have!"

"well, i did," he rolls his eyes good-naturedly, "now, sit, so i can put them in your hair and we gush over how beautiful they look in your hair,"

"they have little sakura blossoms on them!"

"i knew you'd like them," childe smirks, "now, praise me!"

"do my hair first, then we'll talk about how amazing you are,"

"fine, i'll hold you to that!"

#genshin impact x reader #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact fluff #genshin x reader #genshin imagines #genshin fluff #zhongli x reader #kaeya x reader #tohma x reader #thoma x reader #childe x reader #✎.requests #♡.frens

[morefandomscenarios]

More marine shenanigans! Some HCs about the female reader, coby and helmeppo getting to attend a fancy marine ball and they see the reader who normally dresses gender neutral in a drop dead gorgeous ball gown and one of the other officers asks for a dance and they both get jealous?

Hello again! Idk if you wanted these to be separate or together, but I felt like combining it (not poly) so hope that's ok!

You mostly see each other dressed in marine officer uniforms (with slight adjustments and additional personalized accessories) anyway, so they never really comment on your attire.

They do, however, compliment you casually every now and then - just a friendly "hey you look nice today" kind of comment, because they like how they always light up your face.

But when they first saw you enter the hall with a really fancy looking ball gown, they're floored.

You, clueless to the shock you've inflicted to your two best friends, spotted them right away (Coby's bright pink hair is pretty hard to miss) and wave towards them with a grin as you run up to join them at the side of the ballroom.

For a flash they see the heels of the shoes you're wearing under the gown and they wonder how on earth you're able to move so elegantly like that. But then again, they've seen you fight and trained with you lots of times, so they suppose it makes sense that you have the strength, balance, and coordination to be able to do that without tripping. It still amazes them though.

They try to be as normal as possible while conversing with you, though Coby did try to politely compliment your attire, followed by Helmeppo.

"You look-um-real... like... really nice. W-With the gown and all, I mean...!" "Yeah! Really... nice. Lovely. Nice. Uh huh."

They slowly ease into it, though! You're very close friends, and even though you're dressed all fancier than usual, in the end you're still you.

It's not long before all the talking makes you thirsty, so you tell them that you're going to grab a drink. Coby and Helmeppo let you go, but their eyes follow you unconsciously as you move towards the drinks table.

"I sounded so dumb," Coby bemoans in regret.

Helmeppo barely opens his mouth, about to reply with his own self-deprecating reply, when an officer approaches you as you survey the selection of drinks and cakes.

The two watch in curiosity as you and the marine officer they've never seen before converses. Before long you're smiling, and then you're laughing at something he said.

Something prickles in their chest.

"Shouldn't we...?" Helmeppo trails off, pointing at you with a frown, clearly uncomfortable.

Coby reconsiders it. He doesn't like what he's seeing, sure. But it's not like he has the right to prevent you from talking with other guys.

"No. They're free to befriend other people..."

Just as he says that, they see the officer bow, offering his hand out. Without hearing what's coming out from his mouth, they already know that he's asking you for a dance.

"Not even now?" "It's-It's just a dance. People dance in these kinds of settings! It's normal..."

Helmeppo hangs his head low. Coby fidgets on his legs.

To their utmost relief though, you shake your head and gesture to the three glasses within your hands, and you point towards their general direction with a small smile. The officer nods in understanding and elegantly excuses himself.

Your two friends can't hide the grin on their faces when you approach them, offering the other two drinks in your hands.

"Hey, [name], you wanna dance?"

Surprisingly it's Helmeppo who asks first, and even though he says it casually his heart is literally about to burst out of his chest. He's so happy when you nod and tilt your glass, agreeing to his offer but only after you two finish your drinks.

"T-Then, will you dance with me afterwards?"

Coby gives you a nervous smile, scratching the back of his neck. He sighs in relief when you laugh and nod.

So you dance with Helmeppo - who is surprisingly really good at it, and then with Coby, who's very awkward and keeps knocking into you. You dance with your other officer friends too, since it is supposed to be a dancing ball - but you always find your way back into your two friends' side at the end.

Before the last two songs, Helmeppo asks for your dance again, and you agree, but Coby ends up being your last dance for the night, because as he said "It's only fitting because Helmeppo was your first!". As the three of you retire for the night, the two boys watch you wave them off, feeling like the night has been a series of delirious dream sequences that they don't want to wake up from.

They're silent for a moment before giving each other a glance, puzzles clicking into place even without any words shared between them.

Seems like their rivalry extends beyond work now.

#one piece #coby #helmeppo #headcanon

[forsworned]

[♥] academyau!substitute teacher {renguko kyojuro x reader}

Genre: Slight Fluff, Comedy

Categories: F/M

Relationships: Kyoujuro Renguko/Reader, Giyuu Tomioka/Reader

word count: 2,538

a/n: this is a pretty long read, so read at your own risk of boredom. i guess it could also b classified as a "x giyuu" but the title is just way too long and kind of throws the main focus off. might turn this into multiple parts so let me know what y'all think! also this is just a filler for the requests i have rn i don't want to leave you guys hanging

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"I literally don't know shit about history."

Giyu sighed in exasperation. "You don't need to know anything about history [first name]. The teacher already has a lesson plan and you literally just need to pass out the papers. I just need you to cover for a couple of a days because one of the teachers are out sick."

You groaned as you threw your head back in annoyance, pushing your feet up against the edge of your desk. Even though it didn't look it Giyu was practically begging you to substitute for one of his coworkers. And he almost never asks for favors.

Giyu ran a hand through his hair. "He's super picky with his subs and everyone he's had come in hasn't come back."

"So you're saying that I'm a good pick." You mused, with your head in your hands with an annoying smug look.

"Don't push it."

You scrunched your face in disgust. "I just really, really don't want to Giyu. Middle school kids are the absolute worst. All they do is make moaning noises and forget or neglect to wear deodarant."

Giyu lightly chuckled. Your eyes darted to watch his usually solemn demeanor melted away into a small smile which immediately disappeared when you caught wind of it.

He cleared his throat and continued to speak like nothing happened.

"Anyway, so you'll do it?"

You rolled your eyes.

"Yeah, whatever. I'll do it."

Giyu looked pleased with himself when he heard your answer.

"I mean after all, I do owe you like a million and one favors." You sarcastically mused.

Which you kind of did. Giyu was your childhood best friend and always kept your out trouble in the nick of time. Whether it was you getting chased down by the neighborhood cat, or when you got gum stuck in your hair and you didn't want your parents to find out so he quickly snipped it out of your hair with everything seemingly in place like nothing happened. Yeah you could say you were a bit of troublemaker growing up, but Giyu was like the older brother that always looked after you.

"I'm so glad you realized." He replied cooly. "Be here by 7:30AM. Don't be late, I already have enough on my plate and I don't need you embarassing me."

You used your hand to shoo him out of your office space. "Mhm, you can leave now."

"I'm serious."

"Yup."

He squinted his eyes at you."[first name]"

"Ok! I got it. I'll be there 7:30 sharp." You exclaimed throwing your arms up in surrender.

He smirked in satisfaction. "Good."

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

The morning air was crisp as the sun shone down on your blurred eyes. You absolutely dreaded waking up in the morning and despite that you still agreed to be here. Oh, how you hated that man.

"Good morning." A familiar voice muffled beside you.

Speak of the devil.

He was munching away at his raisin bread walking next to you in the most nonchalant manner. Typical Giyu.

"Shut up." You mumbled miserably.

"You know, you could be a little nicer."

Your eyes narrowed at him. Expression in full death stare mode, but Giyu was as cool as ever, and as always completely unfazed by your behavior. But before you could retaliate, middle and highschool girls were practically lining up to say good morning to Giyu, blushing like mad when he acknowledged them. You on the other hand, were getting the death stares and whispers instead.

"Must be nice to be the heart throb PE teacher." You teased, poking him with your binder.

Giyu ignored you as you walked into the building, showing you to your classroom. You ignored the stares of kids burning holes through your back as you analyzed everything. Tons of inspirational historical quotes lined the walls, pictures and signatures of past and possibly current students covered one single wall. You inspected closely trying to catch a glimpse of who the teacher you were substituting for. One person in particular caught your eye, and he was hot. With a capital H. But before you could look at the other pictures to confirm Giyu called you over.

"Miss [last name], can you come up to the front and introduce yourself."

You sighed as you approached the front of the classroom and watched as the students all stood up. As their whispers got louder, you had to resist the urge to roll your eyes.

"Good morning class. I'm going to be your substitute teacher for the day as Mr.--"You glanced over at the desk and moved the plaque in your direction. "--Renguko is out sick today."

As the class bowed in respect getting their good morning greetings, some of the children could't help but show their disappointment. You noticed most of them girls.

"I'll leave them to you." Giyu stated, and then looked at the class. "And be good to your substitute. I don't want to hear anyone misbehaving."

They bowed as he exited the room and now all eyes were on you. You sighed to yourself.

I really gotta learn to say no sometimes.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

To say you were exhausted was an understatement. It’s not that you hated kids or anything, but they always just see to have so much energy and well, you didn’t. Not even a cup of coffee could save you right now. You watched as the clock above your desk ticked and felt yourself getting more and more sleepier by the moment. Your consciousness fleeting as you lie under your warm blankets.

The image of that fiery haired man popped into your head and your eyes shot open.

You totally forgot to ask Giyu about that hot guy!

You let out a loud groan, knowing that your timing was off because now he would most definitely be suspicious if you asked him tomorrow. The curiosity of knowing that man itched at your skin. You absolutely had to know who he was.

What if he was a high school student, or worse a middle school student who looked very grown.

You outwardly icked at the thought, closing your eyes and scrunching your face in disgusted.

No way. He definitely had to be an adult. Maybe even a teacher.

“The history teacher!” You exclaimed out loud, shooting your whole body up.

It had to be him. You smiled victoriously to yourself, mentally patting yourself in the back.

And you had the perfect plan set up to find out.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

You had to have looked in the mirror for about three hours to make sure you looked absolutely stunning. Hair curled to frame your face perfectly, and make up subtle but very much enhancing your natural features. You rubbed your lips one more time in the mirror before smacking your hands to your face to wake yourself up. Giyu was not going to be happy.

The morning bells chimed and you were seated at the desk welcoming students as they walked in. You discreetly checked your make up in your compact mirror under the desk to make sure nothing was running and not a hair was out of place.

“Perfect.” You whispered to yourself, running a hand through your blow out. All this work for a man that probably wasn’t even a teacher here.

“Miss [last name], what are you doing here.”

You froze at the voice. Nothing could prepare you for the icy glare that Giyu shot down at you. It sent a shiver down your spine. But his glare melted right off of you as you glanced over to the man next to him. Your mystery man finally come true!

“Oh hello, Mr. Tomioka. It’s pleasure seeing you.” You smiled, standing up. You looked right over to the handsome man right next to him. His hair like rays of sunlight with eyes to match. You could barely contain your excitement. “And you must be Mr. Renguko.”

His smile as big as the sun. Scratch that. He was the sun.

Bright, beautiful and fiery. He physically made you warmer just being in his very presence. You could’ve sworn you heard simultaneous female sighs in admiration, but you were way too distracted by how utterly gorgeous he was.

“Yes, I am.” He cheerfully stated. “And you must be the substitute that was in for me yesterday.”

He took your hand in his and you could’ve sworn you melted at his touch. Finely calloused hands, indicating that he worked with his hands a lot. Not that his physique couldn’t already tell you how absolutely fit he was.

“Yes, I am. Your class was wonderful. I didn’t have any problems with them whatsoever.” You couldn’t help but smile from ear to ear. This really was the man and it took every ounce of you not to pinch yourself to see if you were awake or not.

“So are you going to tell me why exactly you’re here today.” Giyu chimed in. This time his icy glare had no effect.

“Oh yes, I thought I was still scheduled for today. I never heard anything back from Mr.Tomioka so I assumed that I would head back in.” You lied right through your teeth and Giyu could see right through it.

He narrowed his eyes at you. “And I remember emailing you last night confirming that Mr. Renguko was fully recovered and ready to work again.”

You couldn’t see it but Giyu was totally spitting out venom with every single word he spoke. It was almost terrifying, but you were way too distracted by the glow of the man that was the literal sun right beside you.

As if the smile on your face couldn’t get any bigger.

“That’s odd. I don’t remember getting an email.” You innocently put a finger to your lip, and looked upward as if you were searching your head for the memory of the email confirmation that you definitely recall getting.

Giyu’s went from you to Mr.Renguko. And then it finally clicked for him. His shoulder dropped in defeat. He did not have the strength required to dealing with your shenanigans today. He turned around heading out the classroom, raising a hand to dismissively.

“Just don’t burn the place down.”

You gave him two big thumbs up. “You got it!”

"So would you like to observe the class since you're already here?" Mr.Renguko interjected. He motioned to the empty seat right beside his desk and chair.

You beamed at him. "Only if that's okay with your class, of course."

"Oh trust me, they are more than okay with that." He grinned at the students. Most of them smiled and blushed looking away from your direction. You sat there in confusion, but before you could inquire about what he said, he shot out of his seat and grabbed the stack of papers on his desk.

"Alright, class we are going to go over your classwork from yesterday and finish the rest of chapter six."

☆彡

It seemed like forever until Mr.Renguko had settled into his seat while he let his students work together on their classwork.

"I can see why my students are such big fans of you." He mused. You looked up from your phone and saw him warmly grinning at your face. This time you didn't fight the blood rushing to the surface of your cheeks.

"What do you mean by that?"

"Well," He pulled out a stack of notecards and began shuffling through them. "I always have my students write their own evaluations of my substitutes and yours were outstanding. Lots of compliments about your appearance and how you carried the class."

Evaluation? Appearance?

Your jaw went slightly aslack at his words. The only thing that left your lips: "Evaluations...?"

His grin grew. Mr.Rengoku knew that this had caught you off guard but he continued. "Yes, I like to know what substitutes are doing their job and keeping my students in line and comfortable."

You were almost speechless. "Wow, you must really care about your students."

He smiled softly this time, and fondly looked over at his students working diligently and quietly together. "Yes, I do. They're kind of like my own kids. I want the very best for them."

Just when you thought you couldn't admire him anymore that you already did. Hot and caring? It had to be too good to be true. You pointed to the best teacher of the year awards on his desk. "I guess you didn't get those just based off your looks alone then."

He visibly blushed and chuckled at you statement as he rubbed the back of his head. "Nah, I don't think so."

You raised an eyebrow at him and pointed at the wall of photos and signatures that lined his wall. "That wall definitely says otherwise."

He laughed a hearty laugh this time. "I don't really think that's the case. Like I said I just look after my students like their my own. They really are my pride and joy."

It really was incredibly hard to not let yourself melt into a puddle in his presence alone. But before you could collect your thoughts, the lunch bell rang and students filed out to their homeroom's and handing in their assignments on their way out. Most of the girls shot you dirty looks before heading out as a way of showing their contempt towards you before the smiled at Mr.Rengoku who was collecting papers at the doorway. At this point, you literally couldn't blame them. Their teacher was a total hottie and you were practically stealing him right under their noses.

As the last student handed in their assignment, Mr. Rengoku closed the door behind them and approached his desk to set aside the stack of papers. He pulled put a box of tissues, picking one out and sneezed rather loudly into it. Cheeks were now a hue of vermillion and he slighted groaned while holding his head.

"You don't look so good, Mr. Renguko." You stated worriedly.

He waved you off. "Nonsense, I'm fine. And you can drop the formalities when were not in front of students. Call me Kyojuro."

You sighed as you fumbled through your bag handing him some cold and flu pills and a packet of vitamin c. "Ok, Kyojuro. You can call me [first name], but I'm going to need you to take these for me and get on home."

He blew loudly into his tissue before tossing into the trash revealing his very red nose. "I-I'm fine, Miss [last name]-- I mean [first name]. Really, I'm ok." He stuttered as he tried to collect himself and get up. Unfortunately, he couldn't hold himself up for more than ten seconds before collapsing and luckily you were there to catch him. He seemed to have been mumbled incoherent words as he laid heavily in your arms. You sighed as you slowly laid him down on the ground and reached for your cellphone to dial the one person you knew could handle this situation the best.

"You didn't actually burn the place down did you?"

You rolled your eyes. "No, idiot. Teacher down."

"Ah, fuck."

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I have a silly request! ok so we all know the "there's only one bed" trope right, that's usually with pining pre-relationship charas BUT what about already established relationship? sort of playfull/sarcasm "Oh no~ there's only one bed~ whatever shall we do~" and everyone else is like "yeah we get it! You're in love! just keep it down will ya!" with Frankie & his partner getting teased/poked by the other guys after they gotta stay at a hotel/motel during a trip? cuddle fluff of two dorks in love basically!

Hotel Room Shenanigans

pairing || Frankie ‘Catfish’ Morales x Reader

summary || Only one bed trope - with a little twist.

word count || 631

warnings || Santiago being a gremlin, allusions to sex

a/n || STOP this idea is so cute I love playful Frankie with all my heart and soul

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It was a minor miracle that the boys didn’t kick you and Frankie out of the van within the first hour of the trip. In your defense, they really shouldn’t have let the two of you have the back row all to yourselves. What did they expect? For the two ridiculously in love dorks to sit a foot apart during a four hour drive? Unrealistic. Especially when Frankie looked so damn good.

He had put on those jeans that fit him just right, framed those thick, strong thighs in tight denim perfectly. Paired with that light blue button down with the sleeves rolled up just past his elbows and hell, label you smitten. There was no way in hell you weren’t going to shower that handsome man with your affection.

So, really, it was on them.

All five of you were excited, though. Will was finally getting married and after months of helping his fiance, Nicole, plan the damn thing, you were more than excited to see the thing through to the end. Being maid of honor wasn’t something to take lightly. It didn’t hurt that the hotel Nicole decided on was gorgeous and that she splurged on some of the nicest rooms in the place. After sitting in an enclosed space with four loud men, you were more than ready to take a long, hot shower and relax in one of those giant beds you had seen in the pictures online.

Frankie batted your hands away from the suitcases, apparently intent on pack muling all three on his own. You knew better than to argue with him, so you kissed his scruffy cheek and trailed after Will into the hotel lobby. A bout of huffing and puffing later and Santi, Benny, and Frankie lumbered in with the suitcases and garment bags in tow. Both you and Will shook your heads - sometimes the two of you were the only ones with a brain between the lot of you.

You helped Will keep the keys and paperwork organized as the receptionist got everyone signed in and taken care of, but the warm clasp of Frankie’s hands on your waist was a heady distraction. He was quick to grab the key for your room from the receptionist with a conspiratorial grin, earning an eye roll from Will.

“Alright, so this key is for room 204, with one queen sized bed and the east facing windows.” She informed you with a smile. You gave her a quick thank you before turning in Frankie’s grasp.

“Uh oh, only one bed? Whatever shall we do?” You teased, a playful desire sparking in your belly at the glint in his eyes when he realized your little game.

“I guess we’ll have to get real close in that little bed, huh?” Frankie murmured before he kissed you, slow and deep. Someone off to your left sighed. “Don’t worry. I’ll keep you warm, baby.”

“Oh my god, we get it!” Santiago finally groaned. You couldn’t help but chuckle against Frankie’s lips, your head falling to his shoulder as you tried not to devolve into a full blown laughing fit. “You’re so in love and you’re gonna get married and be together forever and have a ton of perfect little babies! Just do it somewhere I don’t have to see it. Or hear it, either!”

“Jokes on you, pendejo, ‘cause our room is next door to yours.” Frankie shoved the smallest of your luggage into your hands and snatched up the other two, suddenly so invigorated at the idea of getting you into bed that you were cracking up the entire time he ushered you towards the elevators. More annoyed groaning came from Santiago, but neither of you were bothering to listen, all too ready to get between those sheets.

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GRYFFINDOR TOWER SHENANIGANS (Wolfstar + Jily)

"You've got to be kidding me"

Marlene wasn't one to complain, but she did have a point this time

"Black did you rig the bottle? It's landed on you more times than Frank lands on the grass at quidditch practice"

"Hey!" Frank intended to sound offended but it came out as more of a laugh, Marlene wasn't exaggerating about his crashes.

Not two hours into the game, Sirius had kissed over half of the people that sat in the common room playing. There was still someone Sirius hadn't gotten to kiss, and it was slowly frustrating him.

"I swear I have nothing to do with this, but I wouldn't put it past a certain Potter to rig it"

"If I were to do it it'd be so Lily could kiss me,not for you to snog half of Griffindor on one sitting. I'm innocent this time, I swear"

"They have no clue what charm to use for that Marls, they're too daft for it" If it had been anyone else, they'd taken offense, but coming from Remus they weren't surprised. That boy sure loved teasing his friends.

People didn't seemed to be complaining anyway, most of the girls had been dying to kiss Sirius for years and he himslef didn't mind one bit. Girl kisses were soft and they always smelled nice. The only people slightly upset were those who hadn't gotten their chance at a Black kiss yet, and well, Marlene.

"Someone did something because this is just ridiculous"

Still, confused about how the bloody bottle was being controlled,Marlene knew the rules. It landed on him, now she had to kiss him. If this had been 3 years ago, she would have been ecstatic, but her now out-and-proud self couldn't care less about kissing her classmate.

And the same way she kissed him, so did another 7 people in the following hour, a refusing James included.

"I'm not kissing him!"

"Afraid of boys are we Prongs? Didn't know your masculinity was so fragile" A few giggles followed Remus' comment

"He's my best friend, it's weird"

"You've kissed Peter though"

Ok that was a valid point. Christmas parties often ended up with many alcohol-induced incidents at the Griffindor tower.

"I was drunk!"

"Yeah and I'd like to add it was nonconsensual from both ends. It's Sirius' fault for charming the bloody mistletoe" Peter chimed in from his chair

"Just do it Potter, we don't have all night"

Not for the first time, James' brain hurried to make the situation beneficial for himself

"If I kiss Sirius will you finally kiss me Evans?"

Rejecting an immature bully was one thing, rejecting the improved man that the bully turned into was another thing. Even playing hard was starting to be difficult for Lily. God the summer changed him so much.

"Perhaps"

"I knew you couldn't reject me"

"C'mon love birds, am I getting kissed or not?"

"Eager are we Sirius?"

"Rumor has it you're a great kisser, my deer"

Turns out, sfter what can be called more than a peck on the lips but not quite a makeout, the rumors were true.

"Evans you're missing out on some quality snogs"

"Yeah sure whatever. Black, your turn to spin"

"For the twentieth time" A low mumble came from Marlene and a few smiles from those who heard it followed.

He didn't really know why, but for the past month or so Sirius' mind decided to ask a very weird question.

What's Moony like when kissing?

And of course, there was no going back. Every time he laughed, every time he took a sip of tea or bite of chocolate, every god damned time he made a sarcastic remark, Sirius found himself staring at Remus' mouth.

The bottle kept spinning a bit longer than usual, probably because Sirius' eager grip was a bit tighter on the bottle, but it eventually landed.

"What now?" Nobody had planned for what happens when it lands in between to people, in this occasion between Lily and Remus.

James hurried to talk, as he often did, "well you've already kissed Lily tonight so that's boring for everyone to see"

To everyone else it looked like James didn't want someone kissing his Lily, which wasn't technically wrong, but Peter saw the gears in his head turning, a different objective in mind.

Remus had been having a blast, his friends were always great fun and he'd only had to kiss a few girls. But his face all but fell at the mention of having to kiss his crush. Crush who, might I add, was straight for all Remus knew. Or even worse, crush who was supposed to be his best friend. Crush who, if they got together and later broke up, would ruin their friendship.

Why does Merlin hate me?

"So I kiss Remus?" You could basically see Sirius' heart beating furiously, his voice sounded terrified but he could have bursted into flames from excitement.

Marlene and Lily exchanged a few quick whispering comments but nobody seemed to notice as Sirius made his way to Remus.

It's just to know. I'm simply curious. It's like an experiment, and besides it's for the game.

Lies. All lies Sirius kept repeating to himself.

It's not like l like boys, it's a scientific research. There's nothing romantic about this, it's just a kiss between friends.

Remus' face was getting progressively redder as Sirius leaned forward to him.

Fuck.Fuck.Fuck.Fuck.

This wasn't Remus' first akward kiss, but it definitely out did all the rest. His lips were tight fron the nerves and he didn't aimed well, kissing closer to the corner of Sirius' mouth.

Why? Why me? What did I do to deserve this? I'm never going to make eye contact with him ever ag-Oh. That's...new

Sirius rellaxed a bit, taking control, pressing softly against Remus. His hand made his way to his hair, and slowly dropped down to his neck, then his bicep, forearm and finally settled at his wrists,and Remus just about melted right then and there.

Someone, Merlin knows Remus can't think about who right now, said time is relative. Who ever said it had a point, because what felt like a few seconds to the blushing pair were more actually long minutes to those around them watching.

"Should we leave them alone? It doesn't look like they have any intentionon stopping"

"Probably, they've been waiting for this for a while now"

"How do you know Evans? Did Remus tell you? Did Padfoot?! Why would he tell you but not me?!"

"Relax Potter, neither told me. It's obvious though"

"They are the only ones who haven't noticed, well, them and you. Honestly James how are you so oblivious?"

"I've been busy Marlene, quidditch practice and pulling pranks take a lot of energy out of me"

"That and starting at Lily all day long"

"Shut up Wormtail"

"C'mon, let's leave the love birds fo their thing. It's getting late anyway" Molly spoke up, standing hand in hand with Arthur.

"They are on a completely othe planet right now" James walked over to the stair headed for the dorms

"Where are you going?" Lily's voice came out sounding challenging, something new to James' ears

"To bed, wanna come Evans?"

"No, but I do believe l owe you a kiss"

"Yet again, The Potter Charm triumphs!" A proud laugh came from James

"Don't ruin it"

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[parslynne]

Bonus:

Based off the fact Gojo canonically bought a ¥250000 (before tax) shirt.

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Part 1 || Part 2 (you are here) || Extras (not ready yet deepest apologies) ||

Click on the images for crispy lines and legible text.

The main comic is split into two posts because the images were too big to fit into one! I have some extra stuff I am wanting to make, but they're not finished enough for human viewing. I've got many theories on how the siblings went from “If I go, will Tsumiki be happy? My answer depends on that.” TO “Don’t act like you’re my guardian. You gross me out.” (for reasons aside from the usual middle school phase of sibling conflict) AND I TRIED INJECTING THEM INTO THIS COMIC (which originally had a count of 9 pages but now is 13 pages + bonus content) BUT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOLLY ONE ABOUT MEGUMI AND TSUMIKI’S ATTEMPTS TO ENTERTAIN THEMSELVES WITHOUT ELECTRICITY. SO NO PAIN

More ranting about the comic below the cut. Spoilers for the manga!!!

This comic was stuck in my head for a while because when I got to c138 I was like OH MY GOD TSUMIKI, Gege why, and I love sibling shenanigans. There’s not much about Tsumiki and her personality just yet (she’s kind, but kind isn’t a personality), but there’s this panel here from chapter 59 that for this comic, I based her entirely on:

She just seems very fun.

Some context info for the comic:

This comic takes place a year an a half after the Hidden Inventory arc and 4 months after Gojo meets Megumi.

(random note: Megumi's age is a bit of a misnomer for me, because canon says Gojo met Megumi in his first year of elementary school in 2007. The events of the manga take place in 2018, 11 years later, when Fushiguro is 15. I'm a bit confused here because children in Japan start elementary school at age 6 (turning 7 by the time they move on to second grade in April), so Megumi should've been 6 years old when he met Gojo. In 2007 though, he should've been 4 turning 5 if he's only 15 (turning 16) in 2018. Did I misread something? For the purposes of this comic, Megumi is 7 and Tsumiki is turning 8).

In this comic, it takes a while for Gojo to gain custody of Megumi and Tsumiki due to the fact that he's still a minor (and has a few more hoops his influence has to jump through) and that he has to very carefully wheedle Megumi out of the Zen'in family's clutches. If he does it too persistently, the Zen'ins would figure out something's up and be more resistant, if not reluctant, to let him go without upping his price. Megumi's Cursed Technique is manifesting, but I think Gojo figured it out only because of his Six-Eyes. Gojo told Megumi to do his best to hide his wakening abilities (which Megumi took as being even less emotive than usual, much to Tsumiki's dismay). If the Zen'ins ever found out he had the Ten Shadows technique, Megumi's fate would've been sealed, and Gojo would have had no way of getting him out. Luckily, the clan's disdain for Toji clouds their judgement of Megumi. Megumi's also born in late December, so for the clan members who don't think he'd amount to much, this detail is easily forgotten, and when Megumi's six years old and nearing his 7th birthday, the clan members would assume he's already seven and passed the 'age limit' to manifest an inherited cursed technique. Gojo coming back to the apartment in 2008 after Megumi's 7th birthday suggests that he was successful in gaining custody of Megumi.

In the last panel of the main comic, you see there's a divine doggo on the roof top. Megumi accidentally summoned a divine dog during the spirited saga of Usa-Chan-Man, but luckily Gojo sensed it and subdued it, nullifying the exorcism ritual.

Speaking of Usa-Chan-Man, she is 1000% based on Lovely Usa-Chan Man from Oresama Teacher (same author as Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun). She's amazing. If you're interested, the manga's hilarious (even if Student-Teacher ain't your cup of tea, be rest assured----this manga is 90% humour, 8% drama, and 2% romance).

Some inaccuracies in this comic I am now aware of; please be gentle with judgement:

- The Fushiguro apartment is not a corner apartment, I know!! I just- I just didn't know okay, and I was committed to having a shot of Gojo chilling on the ledge of the roof

- SAILOR MOON STOPPED AIRING IN JAPAN IN 1997. I DIDN'T KNOW THIS. I personally watched Sailor Moon on VHS tapes. I just thought Sailor Moon would be a show that could be rerun 1203 times and people would be ok with it. I am 100% guessing that anime airs on Sundays at 9PM. I didn't research this at all. I tried to envision leaving out the Sailor Moon part, but there went my Usagi joke and that joke was originally supposed to end the comic at 9 pages. I eventually ended the comic a different way, but Usagi had to be there to create the scene transition to the ending. Just.. Sshh..

- What bills and account books look like in Japan. Yeah, I have no idea. Especially what they looked like back in 2008!! Also, how much utilities costed in Tokyo 2008.. I just went with conservative prices typical of modern day Hokkaido in the winter.

- What the weather was like in January 2008. Was it cold enough that kids were wearing winter jackets? I tried googling historical weather data, but I got nothing (it was just like 10 minutes of googling though, so I wasn't trying that hard). In Tokyo though, January is generally considered the coldest month of the year, so I hoped for the best!

- Candles are not strong enough to cast sharp enough shadows for shadow puppetry. Y...yes... But you see, this candle is really, really big and has a very large wick.

I am done. This is all for now. Thank you for reading, if you've read up till this point!!! Happy Jujutsu Friday and See y'all crying on Jujutsu Sunday.

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk spoilers #sorcerer fight #fushiguro megumi #fushiguro tsumiki #gojo satoru #precanon #fancomic #fanart #kid!megumi #fushiguro fluff #fushigurohcs #kids staying up past curfew #my art

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hey tumblr user chaotic-queer-disaster aka nico !! tell me about your wips !! or like literally anything you want to talk abt go balls to the walls insane dude

also in case no one told u this today you're super cool and valid !! and if someone has told you this, then, well, couldn't hurt to hear it again :]

aksjhasjkd this is one of the nicests asks i've ever got, thank u

SO (this is a sign of rambling)

my default wip when it comes to rambling is GFS/GFW1 and since you did not specify, that is the one i will talk about! it's my baby, i love it, it's the story closest to my heart and absolutely my favourite child.

So, i've talked very very vaguely about the plot, but i don't think i've actually said anything... helpful? I've just said "cinderella retelling with murder" then dramatically swept the plot off the table to talk about my characters instead. But it has a plot! A very weird and elaborate plot! which is actually three or four plots! and i will explain them now. under a cut for the benefit of people's dashes. (also this will focus on book 1 only, because. it's 5 books and each one has a mini-plot, plus the overarching one.)

It opens with Angel (the first POV, there's 5 main ones) being her usual morally dubious self and conning people! but it's cops so it's ok. Angel bumps into her fellow narrator and morally dubious individual, Bea, who's giving fake prophecies. This is extremely distressing because Angel hates/adores Bea, so she Hits The Bricks.

Severely distressed, she decides to follow the advice of a creepy message she finds that tells her to get in a car on Rue De L'Enfer (which. fun fact. means hell street. She knows this). Surprise, surprise, it's a terrible idea, and she and 4 others (including Bea, and the 3rd narrator, Hope) realize they're being kidnapped. They escape, blah blah blah, they nearly run over 2 dudes, and lo, they meet the rest of the narrators! Corey and Oliver. Now that they're together:

plot one revolves around the fact that later that night, they find out that all seven of them are prophesized to either save the world or burn it down. Specifically, they're meant to each awaken a Terrible Bad Monster, and once all 7 Terrible Bad Monsters wake up... they're fucked! But they can also kill the terrible bad monsters. Plot one goes through all the books, where they're finding increasingly more obscure but also more powerful ways to destroy the Terrible Bad Monsters once and for all.

plot two revolves around the absolute chaos being that brought them together. (She is human but... she is chaotic.) She sent them an invite after finding them. Said invite is to a masquerade ball. They take it, hoping to kill her and the others manipulating them.

plot three is the roadtrip to get to that ball, which frankly could be a book all on it's own if i bothered to expand on it, lmao. it's the most shenanigan-filled part of the book, probably.

plot four is the "falsehood" plot with magic plague shit that's killing people, especially petty criminals, smugglers, and people the government doesn't like. they're trying to trace it to it's roots and stop it, and it seems weirdly connected to plot 2 up there...

plot five is the rowan plot!! she has 4 chapters of narration in book 1 (plus the 280 word prologue) and her plotline is about how she's trying to... kill the main characters lmao. but she becomes part of the chaotic found family later, i promise.

plot six is all the character/emotional plotlines in general. Bea and Angel trying to reconnect, Corey and Oliver trying not to absolutely love each other (because thats Not Allowed), Hope learning not to be a doormat, all of them learning to trust each other, etc.

as you can see, i have a Lot of plot and therefore kinda just vaguely mention it. if i actually bothered to talk about all my plot work, i'd be typing up fukkin essays every day. but yeah!! gfw1 does in fact have a plot and here it is

sorry i took like a week to answer this lmao, i hope its... at least someone interesting and/or entertaining.

taglist just bc this is Literally The Plot: @e-the-village-cryptid, @stormharbors, @timelybees, @citywillow, @void-fireworks, as to be added or removed

#wip gfs #wip gfw1 #plot #asks #writblr asks #strawberrie-faerie #i hope this made sense lmao. im tired and wrote it over a period of multiple days so fingers crossed