#i will delete these later of course

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Also! I would like to invite you to share what lingerie a fav of your choosing would absolutely drool over you in >:3 ✨✨✨

So so so funny you say that, because I do know what mine would like and I had the opportunity in the summer to do my OWN photoshoot with them on.

So, allow me to showcase, with myself as the model >:3

#i will delete these later of course #but yeeeee #🔮.the peddler answers #🔮.fellow witch twyla #🔮.the peddler plays #🔮.ask game

[assiraphales]

I do think it’s unfortunate that people (europeans) automatically assume that “american” style versions of foods are immediately the most bastardized version done purposefully out of lack of culture, when the reality a lot of times it’s rooted in a response of millions of poor immigrants stepping foot in a foreign land attempting to recreate beloved recipes with what few ingredients were available and affordable

#delete later #I took a food history course about immigrants in America and it was sooooooo interesting

[bixels]

Why the hell, shit, you damned bastard son of a bitch

#personal #delete later #before you ask “why're you posting on reddit bix of course you're gonna get comments like this” #it's cuz it's really low stakes and easy to just throw your art on subs for visibility #and i legitimately love getting batshit insane comments like this because they always read like a copypasta #this isn't hatemail to me this is a reason to live laugh love #like we ALL know independent_lime4943 is misogynistic and racist we don't need to discuss it we can just laugh at him #thank you independent_lime4943 your comments were immediately deleted by moderators but i was lucky enough to #catch them as an email notification. damned bastard son of a bitch

[todayisafridaynight]

journalists underestimate the magnitude of my addiction and how far i'll go for the bit

#snap chats #im lying i physically could not marathon this i got school LMAO BUT IMAGINE #my god speaking of school i signed up for a japanese history class. because of course i did #i also needed an extra class and i didnt know what else to put LMAO but i might swap it or somn #thinkin i should get back into theater..... i got like two months to decide anyway #i was thinking about how im gonna play IW during streams... if the lord will let me i might stream for 2~3 hours or so #im putting such a small time limit due to Aforementioned School but also idk if my computer can record any longer than that #when i tried saving the video to my flashdrive it only lasted about two some hours right ? maybe 3 if i remember right #i decided to record to my computer's hard drive instead of the usb since it has more space so maybe i can record longer #ill prob do a test run later today and record a nonsense video. i WILL delete it i just wanna see what the limit is #cause my plan is to just Record One -> Upload It -> Delete OG yk. Lazy Susan type of plan #didnt mean to type out my whole gameplan in the tags LOL BUT HEY I WANTED TO TALK BOUT IT AT SOME POINT #my final message is that ive Hopefully preordered the ichi statue. i say Hopefully cause i am once again doing it through jp rabbit #and i didnt get the confirmation it was successful yet so I Will Simply Wait. #point is it was a lot cheapter than i thought it was going to be <3 yay <3 #ok im running out of tags tl;dr im gonna marathon IW until my eyes bleed BYYYE

[infamous-if]

August is proving to be just as hard to write as G. What is it about characters that don't plainly state their feelings in a clear and concise way that attracts me so much? What happened to being direct and not having any angst-ridden thoughts that are wrapped in multiple layers of avoidant behavior?

#rambling #delete later #I thought august was a palette cleanser then I remembered they're an infamous RO #so of course not #hehahah

[red-sneakers]

Fun fact for smut fic writers: Did you know that short people can top? 😱 It’s true! You don’t have to make a canonically shorter character taller than another character to write them as the top! It is, in fact, physically and emotionally possible for a shorter person to be dominant!

#might delete this later #good thing i only know like 2 of y’all outside of the internet #of course this is about dkbk #dkbk #dekubaku #bakudeku #bkdk

[chahnniesroom]

what's the point of being a skz fic writer when chan himself has started writing chan x reader fics??? time to close this blog

#joking of course #but also #to see all those messages LOL #changes your brain chemistry #bro is as delulu as we are #and i love it #delete later #skz fanfic #bang chan x reader

[lord-squiggletits]

The reason this fandom hates IDW Optimus isn't because he's a cop (plenty of people are fine with Prowl) or because he's a bastard (most characters in IDW are) but because he commits the crime of being an actual person who's messy, flawed, and makes a shitload of high stakes mistakes fitting for the intense situations and pressure he's put under constantly.

But we can't have Optimus actually react to his situations by lashing out or being unpleasant, no, he has to have the personality of a cardboard cutout of G1 whose only defining personality traits are "dad, funny, nice," and if he ever vents negative emotions it can only ever be #relatable depression or him being sad on his own without ever letting it show during the important parts of the story. If Optimus dares do things like be angry or frustrated or bitter it's just a sign that he's a bastard and LITERALLY the worst Optimus ever. If Optimus ever makes mistakes or does wrong things in the heat of anger/frustration/stress it's because he's just an evil bastard with no redeeming traits.

God forbid Optimus go through an unending gauntlet of war, politics, atrocities, near-complete loneliness, and a seemingly endless cycle of violence for his entire life and come out of it kind of bitter, angry, and tired of dealing with people's shit. He's not allowed to be a realistic person, context doesn't matter, sympathy doesnt matter. IDW Optimus doesn't fulfill the fandom's fantasies of Father Figure or Perfect Cultural Icon or Twinky Fucktoy and since that's the only reason most people care about Optimus in general, the fandom collectively trashes on IDW OP.

All because he can't fit into the overly simplified and childlike double standard the fandom has where if any other character is messy and flawed, that's good writing and interesting and compelling, but if OPTIMUS is messy and flawed, he's Literally The Worst and he's an asshole for no other reason than He Sucks, context be damned

#squiggposting #ive been here too long and seen the same shit too many times #i'm tired of going 'maybe it's just a difference in taste' nope #the issue is literally just double standards and people not reading the text or taking things out of context #and the worst part is if this were just something OP haters did i would get it #after all if you just dont like OP then of course you arent gonna find anything interesting or compelling #but i see this shit from literally other MOP fans who supposedly love M and OP #but their OP takes are shit and i can count the no. of people who write IDW OP on one hand #i kind of thought that at least among other OP fans there would be deeper readings but if anything it's worse #fandom OP content is 50% haha funny dad jokes g1 knockoff OP and 50% yaoi uke twink sad baby OP #so unimaginative. so fucking boring. so immature #to style yourselves some sort of mature TF fans and then viciously reject the One OP who #dared to be written a little darker and more flawed than any others #it's literally just people refusing to give a chance to any nuanced take on OP #they just want him to be There and Nice and for his biggest flaw to be Being Annoying About Equality or something #might delete later might not

[dxkjf]

These are ocs purely for me to indulge in my stupid little love for detectives and mystery stories. And i rewatched the great mouse detective and I'm going a wee bit mad perhaps. I'm not sure.

#oh lanky x round trope how i love you #they're going to go and crazy silly adventures and possibly even kiss #(as colleagues of course. or pals even.) #MAYBE deleting this later idk i should post something though #this is basically a filler post for now

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

Do you sleep with socks on

this is such a random ask that I feel like i’m morally required to answer it lol

and the answer is- this ✨mysterious✨ museum curator obviously never sleeps soooo that answers your question :)

#ask #the hellsite answers #anonymous #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit #shitpost #shit post #also I actually haven’t been sleeping and just have been spending every waking moment texting #because like if I wasn’t a ✨mystery✨on here i’d SCREAM FROM THE TOO OF MY LUNGS THAT I HAVE A WONDERFUL GIRLFRIEND NOW #AND AM TOO DISTRACTED TO DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT TALK WITH HER AND AAAHHH #but i’m a complete and total ✨mystery✨ so i’m totally not saying that ahahaha nope #mysterious museum curator tour guide barbie obviously isn’t saying that and totally can contain her excitement and be so so chill about this #hahaha of course #you know it’s bad when I can’t help but EMOTION POST ON MY HHOF BLOG AAAHHH #help y’all I have to chill #definitely delete this tags later oops #I can’t not post them tho or I might explode #but also #like I didn’t post the other day for the first time in like 4 months #like wtf #am too busyyyyyy aaaahhh #this is when someone needs to scream ‘go to sleep miss curator’ into the void bc I might need that oops #this is a mega shitpost wow

[skunkes]

#talkys #delete later #(this is a meme redraw) #ruined my life is a strong word. and of course theres lots of self blame and obvs ive probably wronged lots of people before #and i dont deserve unending torture for it. right. like part of me doesnt even actually feel ill will toward the other party #because whatever! normal human experience! #the other part is like ohhh okay you lied to and kinda used me + treated me badly then lied again to the point where i found out the truth #from another party so you didnt even have to fess up yourself and now you're back to being happy as if nothing happened #i was just a stepping stone i was just a distraction. ok! #like for real actually ok ^_^ it literally happens to ppl all the time... #<- he keeps experiencing waves of horrific sense of self worth that already wasnt Too Great as a result #ugh. and thats nobody's fault but my own right.... but idk. i cant believe it...! i cant believe someone treated me dis way #and i let it happen... and i would have let it keep happening if an end hadnt been put to it by someone else.... #but still. at the end of the day i was the only one left with these thoughts. ykwim. other party has forgotten. got happy ending. #doesnt deserve ''consequences'' but still feels horrific to see and think about. you know? #i literally got all the bad. throughout and after.

[ask-zacharies-snackarie]

It's Sun-day, post unfinished Sun doodles

#my art #my doodles #fnaf #my doodle #fnaf sb #daycare attendant #fnaf sun #delete later maybe #i was made aware like an hour ago that i have never really drawn a biblically accurate Sun #so i had to remedy it #i failed somewhat of course #also i dodnt even finish the piece HHSHDJEKD #sun fnaf

[willowser]

thought about once-again quirkless deku on my drive home and BURST INTO TEARS

#like. i actually burst into tears #i dont want that for him !!!! WAAAHHHH #it's not even like he went to a normal high school and made normal friends ALL OF HIS FRIENDS ARE HERO COURSE STUDENTS #MOST IF NOT ALL OF HIS FRIENDS ARE GONNA BE HEROES #AND HE'S GONNA BE THE ONLY ONE THAT ISNT #IT'S NOT FAIR HE DESERVES IT #i'm weeping actually #delete later when i pull myself together #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #just in case #like i've been so wrapped up in bakugou that i havent even processed that #imagine me having a toddler like fit on the living room floor #kicking and rolling around

[grumpy-nyks]

i felt quite nostalgic some time ago and i've planned to do it (in august actually...), but life hit me with everything, and... yeah.. but hey! it's here, finallyy!!!! it's my version of '#sixfanarts', but with my favourite ROs from games that mean the world to me. Big THANK YOU, to the devs who created these games!

Atlas - The Immortal Kingdom @vouxie-studio xyx - Blooming Panic @robobarbie Alkar - When The Night Comes @LunarisGames (twitter) June - Andromeda Six @WanderlustGames (twitter) Castiel - My Candy Love Caleb - Gilded Shadows @steamberrystudio

#of course the order is random #and tbh pls dont go and dont play mcl x''D #i just wanted to try my hand with cas x"DD #instead go and play OTHER GAMES THAT I MENTIONED #every single one is worth it #ro: Atlas #The Immortal Kingdom #ro: xyx #Blooming Panic #ro: Alkar #When the Night Comes #ro: June #Andromeda Six #ro: Castiel #my candy love #ro: Caleb #gilded shadows #my art? #let's see if i will delete it later or no ccc:

[cyberspacebear]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#kendrick lamar #hivemind tv #probably delete later but i have been going INSANE over this beef like holy fuck #it was so fun at first and now it's not fun anymore #and btw this comment is from a brad taste in music video (of course) and i screamed when i read it #god why do all these songs have to drop when i'm trying to get ready for bed #eastern time is the worst timezone to be in as an audience member of this beef #because at least the people in europe and those zones get to wake up to new drama #i'm just ruining my study schedule

[captain-k8kat]

The idea that Kaeya witnessed the fall of Khaenri'ah is so uninteresting to me. I find him learning about it second hand and piecing together clues about his ancestry and past to me far more interesting. That the only Khaenri'ah he knew was a Khaenri'ah in ruins if even that. Having to go through that sort of generational trauma. I find it to be a more interesting explanation than he's actually secretly 500+ years old because of abyss fuckery. There's enough characters who are 500+ years old, Kaeya doesn't need to be one of them imo

#of course i know a lot of people do like this headcanon #which is fine it's believable knowing how the abyss works #i just dont find it very interesting is all #i have my own thoughts on kaeya's past #of how he was raised before the ragnvindrs took him in #of his parents passing along their hatred for the gods as well as their hope and kaeya's conflicting feelings about his role in all this #especially as he got older #that he loves his heritage but also mondstat and maybe a curiosity of what Khaenri'ah was like when it was in it's glory #since he didnt get to experience it #genshin impact #k8kat talks #maybe ill delete this later #im tired these are tired thoughts #kaeya alberich