Stranger Things Incorrect Quotes
Will, Mike & Lucas: *screaming*
Max: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Lucas?!
Will: Wait, why are you asking Lucas that when Mike and I are also here?
Max: Because Lucas wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Dustin: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?
Will: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.
Dustin: That's not what I asked.
Will: That is all the information I have.
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Dustin: A decision had to be made.
El: And you fucked it up!
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Will: I’m the smartest person in my friend group.
Robin: You hang out with Dustin, Lucas and Mike.
Robin: It’s not as high a compliment as you think.
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Steve: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
El: That's deep.
Dustin: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
El: That's deeper.
Will: ...You guys are idiots.
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Robin: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Lucas and Max's convo?
Dustin: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Steve: I'm in the washing machine.
Will: I'm in the closet.
Dustin: We accept you Will. <3
Will: No I'm literally in the closet.
Dustin: Love is love. <3
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*El and Will looking at a locked gate into a park*
El: Aw. :(
Will: You know what they say.
El: Please don’t-
Will: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
El: Frick-
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Max: I want to be like a caterpillar.
Dustin: Explain.
Max: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
Mike: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?
Max:
Max: That's just another highlight!
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Dustin: El and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Robin: What did you do?
Dustin: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
El: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?
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Steve: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Mike will and will not eat.
Max: Grass? Yes!
Steve: Moss? Yes!!
Max: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Steve: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Max: Worms? Sometimes!
Steve: Rocks? Usually nah.
Max: Twigs? Usually!
Steve: Robin's cooking? Inconclusive!
El: How did you… test this?
Steve: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
El: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Robin: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Lucas: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.
Mike: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.
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Max: Something tells me Will's going to be a bit more unhinged today...
Will, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Steve isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.
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Mike: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?
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Dustin: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Dustin.
Will: But you're Dustin.
Dustin: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story.
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Lucas: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Dustin: Put spaghetti in it.
Lucas: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Max: Put spaghetti in it.
Lucas: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Mike: Put spaghetti in it.
Lucas: I am no longer taking suggestions.
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Mike, to Max: If Robin doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.
Robin, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!
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Mike: Who's in charge here?
Will, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Max: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm.
Mike: That is not something you actually have installed.
Max: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.
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Max: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*
Lucas: Where did you get that?
Max: My pocket.
Lucas: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Max: Skills.
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Mike: Pros and cons of dating me.
Mike: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Mike: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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Will: Do you ever think? Because I do not.
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I had to physically pull myself away from this generator.
Anyways here's the link
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💖 Day 3.5 is now available! 💖
For the last couple of months, only Server Boosters had access to the 3.5 update... Buuuuut now it's available for everyone to play in the 14DWY Discord — and soon itch.io once I'm happy with the QA and state of the game — so please don't feel pressured to join unless you want to!!
The full devlog + even more screenshots are under the cut ^^
What's been added to the 3.5 version?
📺 Streamer Mode!
I've been told that it's difficult to stream and monetise age-restricted videos on YouTube and Twitch, so I added an option to remove the sexual content and strong language used in the demo.
Now y'all can invite Ren into your bed for cuddles without putting your streamer career on the line /silly /lh
This won't affect the 18+ rating or dark themes/elements of the game, however! Although Streamer Mode will prevent you from seeing any "gruesome" CGs in the future, most of the core elements of the game will still be tied to the choices and decisions you make. So you won't miss out on the overall experience by using streamer mode!!
⚙️ Custom Pronouns!
It only took me one entire year to get around to it, but you can finally choose your own preferred pronouns (or use a set of pronouns instead)... At the cost of being able to change them mid-game ^^;
Since the original pronoun screen wouldn't update until a new scene was displayed, I temporarily disabled the feature. But once I find a workaround, I'll bring it back!
💗 Choose how others perceive you!
You can now choose how the cast and narration perceive you! Originally, the narration was kept strictly gender-neutral (outside of pronouns and genitalia picked by the player), but this will soon change in future updates.
For more clarity: you don't get to choose the words specifically, but you can choose between masculine, feminine, and androgynous terms!
📋 Separate top and bottom genitalia!
You can now choose your tatas and pps separately! >:3
Alongside that, you can also choose your preferred body type!
I removed the "both" genitalia option because a few players still assumed it was an obscure version of "intersex". That wasn't my intention and I don't want to mislead anyone, so I took it out for now ^^;
I also didn't want to include a screenshot of the new genitalia choices in action (because it's NSFW), so y'all get the same character menu screen for the nth time instead lmao
📱 Relationship Screen Overhaul!
You can now change your own status for more immersion, and long-term Server Boosters will eventually be able to submit and use their own icon within the game as well!
Stalking finding your friends has now become easier by using "Buddy Maps"; a new app that allows you to see the location of all the cast members!
I want to offer players more incentive to check the relationship screen since they tend to miss the status updates, so hopefully this might help ;v;
It also says it "updates every few hours" so folks don't go overboard and check every 5 seconds to see where Ren is gdsghf (also keep in mind that he's a hacker lol)
🖤 Additional Scenes Update!
Day 2 received a brand new CG!!!!! Originally, I planned on only adding a few CGs sporadically throughout the game, but it didn't feel right to leave Day 2 so... empty... so I added a brand new CG to (hopefully) make things feel more balanced and natural!
If you decline Teo's offer on Day 3, Leon will now call and try to convince you to reconsider. However, players are still allowed to decline, and if they do, they'll reach a dead end.
After listening to feedback on itch, I changed some of the dialogue during Days 1-3 to make it seem more consistent! They're only small changes though, so it's honestly not worth looking for sdgjssga
🎶 Updated BGM and SFX!
I wanted to try out a different style of music to see if it fits the vibe of 14DWY more! The BGM features more acoustics to suit the "beachy" theme of Corland Bay, though I made a conscious effort to include piano elements as well to stay true to the original!!
I figured it'd be better to give players a live example before I make a poll (to see if they prefer the change or not) and publish it to Itch.
Some new SFX have also been added, though it's very minimal and honestly not that noticeable.
How to download and play the update?
(warning: clicking on the following links will open Discord!!)
To download the Day 3.5 update, simply join the 14DWY Discord server, verify your age, and visit the "14dwy-updates" channel!
Alternatively, you can also wait until the update is publicly released on Itch to play it as well!! (It normally gets released shortly after a round of QA testing/getting feedback from the server, though I may release it earlier if I feel like it hehe ^^)
Enjoy!!
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