can i just say the mild discourse over the concept of found family where some people just use it to claim two characters are adoptive siblings so you cant ship them anymore (when the characters have no such relationship in the canon, its all fanon) is really funny to me now considering one of my earliest fanon decisions as a little baby was claiming that sirica and knuckle joe from the kirby anime were actually siblings so shipping them was bad, because i got pissed that a lot of sirica art was ship art with him (or kink art but thats beside my point) and i didnt realize it was bc i had a baby gay crush on her so i was like “oh i must think this sucks because…. theyre siblings actually!” and thats the canon ive rolled with in my head to this day. but people are doing that as adults just because they dont wanna go “this doesnt fit my hcs”
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anyone else getting "null" next to original posts? i guess thats there instead of the little reblog icon lol
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Ok but here's also some shit I remember about Yakuza 4 that absolutely tickles me
Akiyama is a stupid slut who thinks a single row of books is enough to hide his big money vault; that he has more chemistry with Arai and Tanimura than Yasuko (the girl he's pining over because he looks like his old crush that he somehow hasn't gotten over yet); and that Mack called him a "washed up p0rnstar". He is hilarious when he's not being creepy to Yasuko.
One of Akiyama's revelations involves a panty thief falling off a building in slow motion to overly dramatical classical music as underwear flies everywhere (or something like that)
Nair was the best character in the game and deserved her own spinoff
Hana deserved better than [gestures to the entire game] this
Some random, non-Majima related Saejima things: his mentor makes him punch rocks in some underground tunnels to get stronger; he pulls out a big chunk of wood and starts carving whenever he has a revelation; the developers thought Kido - a Wocky Kitoky ass looking kid - would make a good final boss for him; the scene where he finally reunites with his old oyabun is absolutely devastating
considerin you remember more akiyama stuff the most i think if we wrangled that other anon who remembered stuff about saejima and we get two more people who remembered more abuot kiryu and tanimura we can make a vague composite of Y4's plot
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the fact that someone in the ienzo tag pointed out that ienzo has a white version (?) of his lexicon in the ddd credits ..........
i cannot believe i overlooked this all this time (except yes i can someone save this man from nomura why does he get the 'recompleted version of person x is the polar opposite of when they were a nobody' treatment so hard i hate it)
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good evening dnfers happy 1 year anniversary to dreams love confession tweet to george🫡 that shit was as profound and as heart tendon snappingly beautiful as you can possibly get and i’ll never let him live it down
that mother fucker called george his “light in the room to make everything a little brighter” like bitch………… you are severely in love!!!!!!!!!
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im going to rain on everyones parade. seventeen is the funniest kpop groip seventeen are the one and only variety masters. i stan many other groups and i see all of you with your "[group] moments leaving all comedians jobless" and let me tell you one thing and thats that those comedians are getting a very handsome paycheck if your idols are their competitors because im not busting a gut. no thats mean point is theyre entertaining and they can be funny but u all build my expectations so high only to get some mid tier silly goosery its okay for your idols to not be funny to everyone okay its gonna be okay
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going on twitter to tell everyone tubbo invented being gay. he did it first. sorry you all ahve ro be straight now bc u dont like the minecraft white boy :(
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ngl i sometimes forget cishet nerdbros exist and are the only ones who like kenny pretty much, like to the point of nigh worship, which is like On Brand. these bitches like genuinely try to make him some kind of christ figure almost as if he doesnt fucking suck terribly and is mediocre and iirc its never even CONFIRMED confirmed he ever did the one good merciful act that he ever SEEMED to and put him in We Don’t Know If He Died limbo. and its very funny also how they hate anyone who rightfully calls kenny out on being an ass and say theyre weak cowards (BEN. BEN. BEN.) or evil and lying (JANE! WHO WAS FUCKING CORRECT ALWAYS! YOU HATE HER CAUSE SHES RIGHT). anyone who killed jane over kenny is wrong and a coward and he dies anyway so die mad.
admittedly there is SOME nuance and depth to kenny’s character for sure. but these people are just straight up making shit up completely all the time. cope and seethe die mad etc etc your cool white guy died. boo hoo. which is really funny these were probably the same bitches crying when vasco wasnt playable anymore in indivisible and replaced by a cooler black man and genuinely got big baby mad when there was not a playable white man anymore. that happened
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