#idiots idiots idiots

[deeneedsaname]

In today’s edition of ‘you’re both so stupid just kiss already’

#I hate them i love them #Mash #M*A*S*H #sitcoms #seinfeld #jerry seinfeld #Elaine benes #jerry x elaine #hawkeye pierce #margaret houlihan #hawkeye x margaret #hawklips #idiots idiots idiots #i love queue

[pollyna]

sloose au: they break up but they don't know how to tell Iceman, and Slider's granma and their friends and, because everybody is just so happy for them! So they actually stay together even if is all a facade until it's not because they realise they were splitting for the stupidest of reasons. And when they talk about the whole, years lated, with Ice he just says yeah, I knew you weren't together until you were again. I'm not the dumb one around here before taking another sip of his vodka and smiling all teeth.

#au #ron slider kerner #nick goose bradshaw #tom iceman kazansky #lovers to ex to lovers again #they can't split up bc they don't know how to breech the thing to iceman or slider's grandma #IDIOTS IDIOTS IDIOTS #au: no homophobia or dadt #post-annapolis au #pre top gun (1986) #top gun (1986) #ice & goose friendship #iceman & slider friendship

[jyndor]

people are actually, seriously comparing the ao3 election to the united states election of trump. which had a material impact on millions of people (as elections involve, despite my frustrations with electoralism, real life and not just fuckin fanfiction lmfao).

and just a couple days ago salman rushdie was stabbed likely because of words he wrote that offended people decades ago, so there’s your free speech fight if you want to make that your issue. but that didn’t even get any kind of traction on here.

kindly, truly, go fuck yourselves.

#nerds get outside challenge #imagine thinking that someone may want you to tag your fanfiction better is the same thing as electing fascists to lead us empire #idiots idiots idiots #ao3 discourse

[lautakwah]

EDIT: CHECK MY LATEST ADDITION BEFORE YOU START SHIT IN THE NOTES, THANKS.

warning for discord users

If you're on the app, immediately go to your dms and then "add friends". After the latest update they allow your contacts to find you and have that option turned on by default, so make sure it's unchecked!

This is very obviously not great for a multitude of reasons, but especially for people in vulnerable positions who do not want people in their contacts to see who they are on discord and/or know they have discord in the first place. I've also tried finding out if this is a thing on desktop but haven't been able to find any mention of it, so either it's not a "feature" (yet) or they've hidden it. Either way, stay safe, and turn off finding friends via contacts!

[ID: three screenshots from the discord app with circles around the buttons to press to get to this "feature". 1: the messages/DM button, 2: the "add friends button", 3: in the add friends page, the "allow contacts to add me" checkbox. /END ID]

#ling.txt #discord #fascinated by people seeing the edited post and then not even bothering to click on the bolded underlined capslocked link #in huge letters at the start of the post #tumblr is full of idiots god bless <3

[unhingemyheart]

Prime Video: So, Good Omens Season 2 

Neil Gaiman: Yes

Prime Video: What‘s the Story? 

Neil Gaiman: No story, just vibes.

Prime Video: Neil, we need a little more to work with. 

Neil Gaiman: Okay, do you remember Sister Theresa Garrulous and Sister Loquacious from Season 1?

Prime Video: Yes?

Neil Gaiman: They‘re in a coffee shop AU.

Prime Video: Aaaand?

Neil Gaiman: And they need to fall in love. 

Prime Video: But Neil what about Crowley and Aziraphale?

Neil Gaiman: Oh, don‘t worry. They‘re already in love. 

#you can't convince me this isn't what happened #good omens #neil gaiman #crowley #aziraphale #good omens 2 #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #good omens season 2 #prime video #ineffable idiots

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

Tolkien is having his first ever egg. It’s. Not going well.

#idiot sandwich #Tolkien

[starlight-bread-blog]

Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

#neil gaiman #good omens fandom #aziraphale #american gods #the graveyard book #coraline #coraline book #the graveyard #good omens #gomens #good omemes #crowley #anthony j crowley #go season 2 #good omens 2 #archangel aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable spouses #ineffable divorce #good omens book #good omens shitpost #go shitpost #bildad the shuhite #michael sheen #david tennant #<-because they're in good omens #make good art

[hansoeii]

look at you, you're gorgeous!

#and nothing bad ever happened #this might've been what aziraphale imagined when he asked crowley to come with him #I have returned to tend to your wounds good omens fandom #hope this helps you heal #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens fanart #good omens 2 fanart #aziracrow fanart #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands fanart #neil gaiman #david tennant #michael sheen #aziraphale #crowley #my art #digital art #fanart

[batcavescolony]

I seen a lot of people argue at Percy is too smart in the show but One, Sally Jackson used Greek myths as bedtime stories, she took him to museums, she did her best to teach him about the God's and monster's that were gonna come to hurt him, was he ment to not learn anything? And Two, Perseus Jackson isn't an idiot! The books are from HIS point of view and he's is an unreliable narrator that THINKS he's an idiot. He's not ACTUALLY an idiot.

#percy jackson #pjo tv show #pjo series #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #stop acting like Percy is an idiot! its a disservice to him and just incorrect. #pjo show #percy jackon and the olympians #batcavescolony watches #batcavescoloy watches the PJO tv show

[thedman0310]

#196 #r/196 #r196 #get spooked idiot #spooky month #spooktober #boo

[ato-dato]

Road help.

#Sorry azi ur gonna have to be crystal clear when speaking to him #clueless Crowley is so important to me u don’t even know #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #good omens season two #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens fanart #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #art #artwork #my art #fanart #digital art #drawing #comic #fan comic #suggestive #i guess????

[hawberries]

the GIRLS!!!

#tade if you are free at 6pm on saturday i would like to hang out please at 6pm on saturday if you are free??!??? #IF YOU ARE FREE PLEASE CALL ME! TADE!!!! #she's perfect. im obsessed with her. #@ izutsumi: haha. get tade'd. idiot #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #izutsumi #tade #fanart

[cognitiveinequality]

So... a bunch of NFT grifters threw a party in Hong Kong this weekend and reportedly a bunch of attendees are now at risk of permanent eyesight damage because the promoters used unsafe lighting, and people are going to the ER...

#jfc #I mean I know crypto is a fucking grift #but I kind of didn't think it would PHYSICALLY harm the idiots who invested in it #literally can't believe the last poster #like.... at what point DO you stop sucking these guys' dicks??!? #AFTER they blind you?!? WTF

[littleboynamedplatypus]

#green day #American idiot #happy new years

[lindele12]

Bring it back, bring it back, don't take it away from me

Because you don't know what it means to me💔

#good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 #good omens s2 #go2 #go2 spoilers #good omens fanart #good ineffable omens #ineffable idiots #ineffable divorce #ineffable partners #aziracrow #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable spouses #digital art

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday #it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold #suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up #maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like #disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck #man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf #so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.