Also I made the pretzels with kosher salt but this morning I ate egg and turkey bacon sammich which I think is non-kosher even if it's chicken egg and turkey meat so that means my food has cancelled itself out right
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FRANK PUTTING ON HIS LIAR VOICE!!!! IVE HEARD THAT ONE BEFOREEE
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wdym the supernatural "finale" ???? they made that up!! it didn't happen!!!
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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Can I hold shattered dreams face... He's so cute-
watch out he’s gonna you do a tickle !!!!
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Alright let's do this
At 10 notes i'll Say something Nice to a random mutual (Not posting the proof sorry y'all)
At 20 notes i'll say something very nice to all of my mutuals
At 50 notes i'll start studying what is a dual person and how it affects me
At 70 i'll clean up my office (gonna do it tomorrow cuz it's late as i write this)
At 120 notes i'll post a random pic from my phone
(early art for Geodo!)
At 150 notes i'll study some more for school (Fiiine i'll be more responsible, goddamn)
At 200 notes i'll read the picture of Dorian gray as much as possible in 2 hours (wip. Will do tomorrow night)
At 300 notes i'll take one of those gender tests (it called me gay and i'm unsure what to think of it)
At 350 notes i'll post the very much unfinished alpha of my videogame (on it; can't find the file rn)
At 1k notes i'll tell my psychologist about Cassidy (god FUCKING DAMMIT if i get sent to an asylum or something it's y'all's fault)
At 5k notes i'll drink battery acid (Sour strips candies + monster)
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