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#incorrect borhap quotes
rogers-maraccas · 6 months
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Roger: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three ham sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.
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verstappenist · 2 years
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😭😭 pls you are so cute
omg hi??? pls just accept me absolutely loving your edits (and the incorrect quotes and just everything really you’re insanely talented)
also long time follower here andhak (i’m pretty sure i followed you all the way back in the borhap/ben hardy days so idk abt you but personally that’s well quite some time ago…)
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bloodcrosses · 2 years
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Brian: Think Roger, how can we raise some money for an album?
Roger: Hmmmm
Brian: Yes? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Roger: I think so Bri! Wait though, I'm not sure...
Brian: What, why?
Roger: Well, it is a big step, and where are we going to get the guns?
Brian: WHAT!? What are you talking about?
Roger: Oh wait. I might have been thinking about something different.
Brian: ...you thought we were going to rob a bank, didn't you?
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radiogagaga · 4 years
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borhapcheesytoast · 3 years
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Freddie: damn the power went out..
Roger: don’t worry I got this *starts shaking rapidly and starts to illuminate*
John: WHA-
Roger: i swallowed a flash light
Brian on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU-
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maireadmalesco · 3 years
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Freddie: Alright darlings, let’s do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!
Brian: But I thought we agreed we’d go by the name Team Super-Cool.
Roger: As I recall, it was Team Awesome.
Deaky: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
Freddie: Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we’re all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
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Ben, bad at flirting: I like your name.
Joe, also bad at flirting: Thanks, I got it for my birthday.
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Joe: hey, sorry i'm late, I overslept
Ben: It's 4:30 PM, what time did you go to sleep?
Joe: 2 pm
Ben: ...
Ben: We were supposed to film at 1
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borhap boys as quotes from my snap stories:
ben: I'm not jewish, I didn’t have a quinceañera
joe: no, you're not related to coleslaw. I would know, ok? you don’t escape from coleslaw unscathed
rami: I mean, if someone wants a piece of me, they can take it
gwil: *trying to put sheets on the bed* why are we like two goblins
part 2/?
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Brian: [complains]
Roger: ok boomer
Brian: You're a boomer too!?
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adam-lallana · 4 years
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Freddie: I am a miserable failure.
Roger: Yes, you are.
John: I have failed my mission.
Roger: Yes, you did.
Brian: I could use some words of encouragement.
Roger: Yes, you could.
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B O N U S :
Ben: Nothing I do is good enough..
Roger: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW !!
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umbrella-academu · 4 years
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Freddie during an interview: Well, darlings, we have Brian May on guitar.
Freddie: John Deacon on bass.
Freddie: And of course, Roger Taylor on rollerblades!
Roger, rolling across the stage: Hello!
Roger: continues to roll across stage
Deaky: Fred, he can’t stop.
Roger: Fred, help me.
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alt-ternaivemu-sic · 4 years
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Roger: I'm small but knowing
Brian: Really, you don't even know what the top shelves look like
Roger:
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kurtfruit · 4 years
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ok so i was watching Queen live at the rainbow 74’ with my mom. they started playing and the camera angle changed to behind roger. a few seconds later my mom says, “i think its really cool that they have a girl drummer” i am SCREaming oh my god lmao.
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radiogagaga · 4 years
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Gwilym: It costs 400 euros to see a therapist but telling yourself, " It is what it is", is free.
Brian:
Brian, softly: No.
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borhapcheesytoast · 3 years
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Roger: After the party I found the most beautiful girl in the woods, she was just like sleeping or well I thought she was sleeping.
Brian: oh well did you help her find her way home? Safely?
Roger: *scoffs* well first I gave her the true loves kiss
Brian:.......did she uhhh wake up?
Roger: nah she was dead
Brian: WHA-
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