#incorrect fantasy high

[gods-favorite-autistic]

I’m too deep into this fandom already

Incorrect Fantasy High:

Kristen: I turned out perfectly fine!

Tracker: Kristen, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Kristen: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Kristen: What do you think Fig will do for a distraction?

Adaine: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Adaine: ... or she could do that.

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Fig: We need to get through this locked door. Fabian, give me your credit card.

Fabian: Here.

Fig, pocketing it: Thanks. Gorgug, kick down the door.

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Fabian: Shit.

Fig: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Adaine: OH MY GOD RIZ FELL OFF!!!

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Fig: Riz isn’t answering his phone

Fabian: I’ll call

Fig: Adaine and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Riz: Hello?

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Adaine: Dammit, Fig!

Fig: What?! It wasn’t me!

Adaine: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Fabian!

Fabian: Not me either.

Adaine: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Kristen: *whistles*

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Fig: *Screams*

Fabian: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Kristen: Should we do something?

Gorgug: No, I want to see who wins.

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Riz: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Fabian: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Adaine: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Fig: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Riz: You're my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Adaine: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Riz: Absolutely not.

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Fig: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Adaine’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out...

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Riz: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Fabian: That's why I carry two swords.

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Kristen: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Fig: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Gorgug: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Tracker: So what’s for dinner?

Kristen, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.

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Adaine: What are your goals?

Gorgug: To pet all the dogs.

Adaine: No, fitness goals.

Gorgug: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Fig: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Riz: *chugs entire bottle*

Riz: It’s perfume.

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Kristen: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

Adaine: What did you do Kristen?

Kristen: A MISTAKE

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*Fig and Kristen sitting in jail together*

Kristen: So who should we call?

Fig: I’d call Adaine, but I feel safer in jail

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Adaine: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Fabian?

Fabian: … No.

Gorgug: I do!

Adaine: I know, Gorgug.

Gorgug: I’m sad!

Adaine: I know, Gorgug.

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Kristen: Fig and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Adaine: *Sighing* What did Fig do?

Kristen: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Fig: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Kristen: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Fig: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Adaine: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Sandra Lynn: Jawbone and I are having a baby.

Adaine: That's gre-

Jawbone, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Adaine: Are we really going to let Fabian “keep” Riz?

Fig: We kept Gorgug.

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Adaine: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Fabian: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Fig: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Riz: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Gilear: What the fuck is wrong with you people

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Gorgug: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Fabian: Several traffic violations.

Fig: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Adaine: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Riz: Also, that’s not our car.

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Fabian: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what The Ball will and will not eat.

Fig: Grass? Yes!

Fabian: Moss? Yes!!

Fig: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Fabian: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Fig: Worms? Sometimes!

Fabian: Rocks? Usually nah.

Fig: Twigs? Usually!

Fabian: Kristen’s cooking? Inconclusive!

Adaine: How did you… test this?

Fig: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it.

Adaine: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Gorgug: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Gorgug: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Adaine: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Riz: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Kristen: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Fig: My moral code, is that you?

Gorgug:

Gorgug: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mom left me but do you guys need a hug?

#incorrect fantasy high #incorrect dimension 20 #fantasy high #dimension 20 #these guys are rattling around in my brain rent free #autism (mads) speaks #I threw in a couple of figs parents for funsies

[brinnanza]

Gibbons: does anyone want to talk about their feelings? adaine?

gorgug: I do

gibbons: I know gorgug

gorgug: I'm sad

gibbons: I know, gorgug

#incorrect fantasy high #brinn watches fantasy high #gorgug my sweet sweet boy

[starlightinhumanform]

I present: tweets that I think riz would post

(full night yorb picture under cut)

#riz gukgak #fantasy high #dimension 20 #dimension 20 fantasy high #dimension 20 fhjy #fantasy high junior year #d20 fantasy high #riz the ball gukgak #d20 #fantasy high incorrect quotes #dimension 20 incorrect quotes #starlight makes memes #can you tell that he's my special little blorbo

[dimension20memes]

Gorgug just wants to eat in peace.

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #incorrect quotes #gorgug thistlespring

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Emma: And remember, the greatest magic of all. Do you remember? Regulus, who has been spending too much time with James: Friendship Emma: Emma: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

#Emma: Potter what has you done to my little sad boy #you corupted him #he giggled last week #it was terrifying #marauders #incorrect marauders and co quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #james potter #regulus black #emma vanity #source: fantasy high #jegulus

[poppy5991]

Dabi: If you’re not here for revenge, then what’s your deal?

Compress: Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted and the police are basically an occupying army. You know what I mean?

Dabi: Haha yeah

Dabi, under his breath: Fuck me, am I not legit enough for this extremist group? I should have paid more attention in political science class.

#from fantasy high #because it was just too funny #mha #boku no hero academia #mha memes #bnha #mha incorrect quotes #dabi #mha compress

[stacy-fakename]

Fabian: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Fig: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.

Fabian: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Riz: Actually I did the math, Fig would have $225, not $0.15.

Fig: Fam l'm right here...

Gorgug: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda. :)

Kristin: While you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Gorgug: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Kristin: :/

Riz: Hey actually Fig would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Gorgug: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Fig: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Fabian: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice.

Riz: Apply juice to what.

Kristin: Directly to the forehead.

Adaine: Great chat everyone.

#dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #incorrect quotes

[purrassicjet]

Sandra Lynn, opening the door: Hm?

Agent Clark: Is Figueroth Faeth home?

Fig: *running and crashing through the window*

Sandra Lynn: She just left

Fig: *reaches through the broken window and grabs her bass*

Sandra Lynn: sorry

#fantasy high #fantasy high incorrect quotes #fig faeth #sandra lynn faeth #agent cuspin clark

[incorrectly-quoted-queers]

Fantasy High Romances but as Songs

Kristen and Tracker: Take Me to Church by Hozier Gorgug and Zelda: Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus Fabian and Aelwyn: Just The Girl by Click Five Riz and Baron: Possum Kingdom by Toadies Ragh and Fathethriel: I'm a Loner, Dottie, A Rebel by The Get Up Kids Fig and Ayda: Yellow by Coldplay Fabian and Ecaf: You're Beautiful by James Blunt Wanda Childa and Rueben: All I Wanted by Paramore Kristen and Gertie: Thank God for Girls by Weezer Fabian and Mazie: Dancin' in The Dark by Bruce Springsteen Dishonorable Mention Adaine and Oisin but its really just us fans who got played: Careless Whisper by George Michael

#fantasy high #romances #fantasy high romances #ayda aguefort #fig x ayda #fabian x mazie #kristen x gertie #kristen x tracker #trackerbees #gorgug x zelda #adaine x oisin #fabian x aelwyn #fabian x ecaf #wanda childa #riz x baron #dimension 20 #dropout #dnd #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high sophomore year #fantasy high freshman year #incorrect playlists

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Officer Bailey: Did any of you see a van with a chemists sticker?

Richie: Do you have a warrent?

Bailey: Hm?

Richie: Do you have a fucking warrent!?

Bailey, flustered: Enjoy the rest of the big game... *starts walking away*

Richie: *oinks*

Ethan who overheard everything: Hell yeah!

#submission #source: dimension 20 #source: fantasy high #incorrect quotes #starkid #incorrect starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #officer bailey

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Kristen: It’s pride month Aelwyn. You know what that means *walks away*

Aelwyn: What

Aelwyn: Do you want me to do like gay abjuration or what

#this meme is so kristen ‘that’s what you think’ applebees #average mordred manor conversation #this is part of that whole kristen trying to make aelwyn feel welcome by being mean thing #autism (mads) speaks #fantasy high hours #fantasy high #fhjy #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #kristen applebees #aelwyn abernant #fantasy high incorrect quotes #dimension 20 fhjy #d20 #d20 fantasy high

[its3aminawarehouse]

Fig: “This is to the loser who dared tell me that being gay isn’t a choice.” 

Fig: “You’re right, being gay isn’t a choice!”

Fig: “It’s a COMPETITION and I am WINNING.” 

Fig, gesturing at Ayda: “Have you SEEN my GIRLFRIEND?!”

#incorrect quotes #incorrect dimension 20 quotes #Dimension 20 #Fantasy High #fantasy high sophomore year #Fig Faeth #Ayda Aguefort #figayda #source: Tiktok

[starlightinhumanform]

the bad kids (+ gilear) + @screenshotsofdespair

#fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #dimension 20 fhjy #the bad kids #fantasy high incorrect quotes #gilear faeth #d20 fantasy high #adaine abernant #gorgug thistlespring #fig faeth #fabian seacaster #riz gukgak #kristen applebees #starlight makes memes #can you tell i'm loving the adaine-gets-a-job arc

[fantasy-high-incorrect]

Fabian: [gently taps table]

Riz: [taps back]

Gorgug: What are they doing?

Adaine: Morse code.

Riz: [aggressively taps table]

Fabian, slamming his hands down: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

#riz gukgak #fabian seacaster #incorrect quotes #d20 #dimension 20 fantasy high #fantasy high #theyre bffs and they would

[aguefort-awaits]

Jawbone: Remember, If you win, I'll take you out for ice cream! Jawbone: If you lose... Fig: You'll take us to the outskirts of town and leaves us there? Jawbone: No, Figgy, If you lose, I still take you out for ice cream! Fig: I'll never get see the outskirts of town!

#incorrect dimension 20 quotes #dimension 20 #fantasy high #jawbone oshaughnessy #fig faeth

[bananacatmeow]

help i remember this scene in The Wicked King, where Cardan's poisoned by wraithberry and feels nauseous-

and today i was feeling REALLY nauseous, so i fell asleep after downing some soda (real ones get this)

and when i woke up, my first thought was, "I am going to retch."

I threw up. in the. toilet.

It was a literal disaster.

anyways im cardan yall 🥰

#I AM GOING TO RETCH was literally my first thought im sobbing #tcp #the cruel prince #tfota #tfota memes #tfota series #incorrect tfota #jude x cardan #folk of the air #the folk of the air #the queen of nothing #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #high king cardan #prince cardan #queen of nothing #judecardan #the wicked king #holly black #fantasy #fiction