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crazy-fangirl2524 · 10 days
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My biggest flex will always be how I knew Neil was the more feral and dangerous one than Andrew this whole time even before tsc and seeing the entire fandom freaked out makes me want to kiss and hug Nora and just thank her for finally finally showing everyone and I’m not just crazy
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neiljostengf · 1 year
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neil: feel my shirt
andrew:
neil: u know what that is?
andrew:
neil: boyfriend material
andrew:
neil: :)
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chaoticas-hell · 7 months
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When Melissa tried to flirt with Neil:
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rise-deepseamonster · 1 month
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[In court]
Neil, whispering to his lawyer, Renee:
Renee: This has nothing to do with the case.
Neil: Just ask please.
Renee, sighs and looks at Andrew who's the judge: Do you think he's cute? Be honest.
Andrew:
Andrew: I hereby sentence you to death.
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Interviewer: if you could kiss anyone in the world who would it be?
Neil : my beautiful husband andrew minyard
Interviewer: that doesn’t count. You do that anyway.
Neil, not hesitating: Your Mom
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scholliski · 1 year
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Neil describing Andrew: his golden hair reflected as though he were god himself, those hazel eyes speckled with light while-
Neil describing Aaron: he’s kinda small i guess
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crystalmethsthings · 1 year
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neil when nicky said girls were too soft for him:
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dragonflavoredcake · 4 months
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TFC: Oh, hi there little miss Jellie! What brings you here? Jellie: Mrow! TFC: Are you ready for some dinner? What would you like? Some jelly? Jellie: Mrrow! TFC: We'll get you some jelly! What else? Jellie: Meowww! TFC, picking her up: Some chicken? All the chicken? Does that sound so yummy to you? Jellie: Mew . . . TFC: Are you starving? Jellie: Mew! TFC: You are? Would you like some chicken to eat? Jellie: Mrrr . . . TFC: Okay, we'll get you some jelly and some chicken and some milk, okay? Just like Scar used to give you! Jellie: Mrow! TFC: You're welcome :)
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 8 days
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Neil sounds like the bad boy mafia gang leader dark werewolf vampire billionaire that Y/N (Andrew) somehow manages to tame (enables his dark side)
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feelingthedisaster · 1 month
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non-fox: you bet on your coach's sex life?
matt: we bet on everyone's sex life
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aneiria-writes · 4 months
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from Kevin Day’s journal:
I ordered a bunch of sardines in bulk and Neil and Andrew found them and have started saying to each other ‘I swear it on Kevin’s sardines’ and I don’t know but it just doesn’t feel like I’m coming back from this one
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it’s babygirl’s bday ✨🎀
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chaoticas-hell · 1 month
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Andrew: I finally got rid of my will to live
Neil: *exsists*
Andrew: oh no it's back-
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lemonboyjosten · 10 months
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Andrew *flirting* : Ninety percent of the time the very sight of you makes me want to commit murder. I think about carving the skin from your body and hanging it out as a warning to every other fool who thinks he can stand in my way.
Neil : oH?
Nicky (in the background) : He means “he likes you”
Neil : Oh, creative.
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insaneace26 · 3 months
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beez
Tfa Bee: Hand me the people opener. Tfe Bee: … Tfe Bee: Pardon? Tfa Bee, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me! Tfe Bee, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER? Tfa Bee: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle? Tfe Bee: Knife. It's called a knife.
Tfa Bee: See, the problem is, other me, you’re playing 3D chess. I’m playing 4D. G1 Bee: I’m playing checkers. I don’t know what the fuck you’re playing.
Cyberverse Bee: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.
Tfa Bee: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
Cyberverse Bee: I really like Eminem. Tfa Bee: I prefer skittles. Tfe Bee: They are talking about the rapper. Tfa Bee: Why would they eat the wrapper?
Tfe Bee: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
Tfe Bee: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars. Tfe Bee, gesturing to G1 Bee and Tfa Bee fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!
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