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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Tobi: I got the birthday cake for senpai.

Konan: It says, "Happy 19th Birthday Dave."

Tobi: Oh, he's going to be 20, isn't he?

Konan: His name is Deidara.

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itsakami · 2 years

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Deidara: Life is so beautiful sometimes, hm!

Sasori: You're in a great mood, brat.

Itachi: Tobi is going to be out in a very long mission.

Sasori (whispering to Itachi): Hasn't anyone told Deidara that he's going with him?

Itachi: Well...

#incorrect akatsuki quotes #sasori #itachi #deidara #tobi #itasaso #sasodei #tobidei #itasasodei #you can decide why dei is so happy about #itachi uchiha #akasuna no sasori

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ubeetlebum · 1 year

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Itachi created a group

Itachi added obito

Itachi added deidara

Obito: ?

Deidara: ?

Itachi: My cousin Obito was being such a pain in the ass annoying me all day like "but do you think he likes me or not? blahblahblahblah", here, get your shit together you two and leave me out of this bye.

Itachi leaves the group

#tobidei #obidei #obito #deidara #naruto #naruto incorrect quotes #naruto shitposting

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obitsumaily · 2 years

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After a Hangover but make it Obitusma 😙

Obito: Ahh! Hi Deidara. I miss yo-

*Turns over to Asuma in the same bed as him, is shocked*

Asuma: W-Wait you’re not Kureani

*Realizes what happened last night* Asuma: D-Did we have?

Obtio: I think we did.

*They scream.*

Asuma: *Blushing*We don’t speak of this ever again.

Obito: *Also Blushing*Agree.

Then they never spoke or talked about it ever again. NOT EVEN DURING THE HANGOVER.

#Obiusma #hangover #asuma sarutobi #obito uchiha #1:46am #naruto #just thought of this #incorrect quotes #Asukure and Tobidei are one sided ships #mhm yep #yep you guessed it #Obiusma is the main ship of mine right now #they did it #honestly #i want fanart of them together #angy 😡#unbelievable #And Asuma’s a bottom and trans because I say so #See I looked at way too many Trans Asuma headcanons and now I headcanon him as trans and little bit cis but trans the most 🏳️‍⚧️

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: What's Tobi's real name?

Itachi: He's older than me.

Deidara: That's not what I asked.

Itachi: That's all the information I have.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: What's up? I'm back.

Tobi: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Deidara: Death is a social construct.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Tobi: Something's off.

Deidara: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Tobi: Rich, coming from you.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: Okay, so you say that you're creative.

Tobi: Yes.

Deidara: May I ask what you create?

Tobi: Problems.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Tobi: Hold the fuck up, senpai.

Tobi: It's me. I'm the fuck up. Hold me.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Tobi: Emotionally, I'm doing the laminated paper wobbling sound.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Zetsu: And that's how we are going to enslave the entire world.

Tobi: Who gives a shit.

Deidara: Tobi, come look at what I sculpted today. It's a goldfish.

Tobi: Fascinating.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: You bought a taco?

Tobi: Yes, why?

Deidara: At a moment like this?

Deidara: From the truck that HIT Hidan?

Tobi: Well, me starving ain't gonna help him.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: I bet I could take you.

Zetsu: In a fight, right?

Obito: Oh, yeah?

Zetsu: IN A FIGHT, RIGHT?

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 3 years

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Deidara: I can't mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one, Tobi.

Tobi: Manslaughter it is, then.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 2 years

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Deidara: Tobi, you need to shut the fuck up. My therapist is sick of hearing about you.

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incorrecttobideiquotes · 3 years

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Tobi: Dude, this place really didn't pass the vibe check.

Konan: Deidara, I'm begging you to stop teaching Tobi modern slang.

Deidara: Looks like you don't pass the vibe check either, Konan.

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