Vodka may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
- Leonard Snart, probably
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Sara: Okay. I got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Ray: Wow, where’d you find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Sara: … you wanted fake blood?
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"let's see, which emotional trauma shall I bury under deep layers of sarcasm today?"
- Zari Tomaz, definitely
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Mick: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Leonard: mick nO THAT'S NOT HOW TO BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
Mick: FLOOR IT?
Leonard: MICK NO
Mick: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
Leonard: MICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
Mick: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Leonard: MICK P L E A S E
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Snart: Where's Mick?
Rip: Don't worry about Mr. Rory.
Snart: Oh I'm sorry, have you met me?
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Mick: What did you get for Rip?
Leonard: You remember twenty minutes ago when I brilliantly and single-handedly saved your bacon with the yacht broker?
Rip: Yes.
Leonard: Well … merry Christmas.
Rip: … Thank you.
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(on the waverider)
Rip: It's cold.
Gideon: Here, Captain. I adjusted the temperature.
Nate: I'm cold too.
Gideon: Damn, Mr Heywood. I don't control the weather.
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Leonard: "All in all, a 100% successful trip."
Gideon: "But Mr Snart, we've lost Captain Hunter."
Leonard: "All in all, a 100% successful trip!"
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Classic Legends- never make a mess when a whole catastrophe will do.
Rip Hunter at some point, probably
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Ava: Please tell me you have a plan.
Sara: Yes, I do.
Ava: Does it involve punching and kicking?
Sara *grinning*: Yes, it does.
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Sara: Zari, what are you doing?
Zari: A boundary has been crossed, Sara. I’ve been violated. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Sara: Yeah? Tell me.
Zari: Someone stole my cupcake.
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season 4 episode 4
Sara: Take that tie off. No one on a summer camp wears a tie.
John: Oh yes, they do. They do all the time, so they can hang themselves when they’re bored.
Sara: Okay, put it in your pocket. You can kill yourself later.
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Nate: *walking into the kitchen* Have you seen Constantine?
Ray: No. Why? Is everything all right?
Nate: Well, he didn’t return to the ship last night.
Zari: Maybe he met someone.
Sara: Or, knowing him, someone, their two friends and their pet tiger.
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*In the Legion of Doom headquarters at the Vanishing Point*
Merlyn: It's 3am. We're concerned about your mental health.
Darhk: What are you doing?
Thawne: Sharpening knives.
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Sara: Ra’s taught me to put my troubles away in a little box so they wouldn’t keep me up at night. Bad feelings, anger, pain, I would just put them inside the little box, and they would stay in there, nice and neat and crushed.
Leo: You need therapy. You have some deep, deep, pent-up issues.
Sara: It’s been a rough year!
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Zari: Why does anybody in the world ever eat anything but breakfast food?
Mick: People are idiots, Zari.
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